AE :: Volume #25 我讨厌番外

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Central City, a yellow Johnny Express runs rapidly, the lightning remnant shadow was unpredictable, resembles captures in the avoidance. 中心城,一身黄的强尼快客飞速奔跑,闪电残影捉摸不定,似是在躲避追捕。 Matter must before two minutes mentioned, Johnny Express is practicing own superpower in den in addition, took the gunnysack as the USD pile of unit, the challenge limit record, one minute can several several hundred million. 事情要从两分钟之前说起,强尼快客正在老巢加练自己的超能力,以麻袋为单位的美刀摞好,挑战极限记录,一分钟可以数出几个亿。 Daily of super villain is like this is arid, particularly exercises the superpower time, does not have the pleasure simply. 超级反派的日常就是这么枯燥,尤其是锻炼超能力的时候,简直毫无乐趣可言。 Several two small targets, the front door of native place was just demolished maliciously, Johnny Express was angry, simultaneous/uniform troops ran out of the base, wants to have a look at the fellow who which did not keep eyes open to dare in his domain to cause trouble. 刚数出两个小目标,老家的大门就被人恶意爆破,强尼快客大怒,点齐人马冲出基地,想看看哪个不长眼的家伙敢在他的地盘闹事。 The Johnny Express able little brothers are not infrequent , corresponds three people of suddenly/violently Lang, the black canary and green arrow hero to be the right arm, regards as left and right arms by him. 强尼快客手下有能力的小弟不在少数,其中,对应暴狼、黑金丝雀、绿箭侠的三人属于得力干将,被他视为左膀右臂。 Goes out, Johnny Express then saw opposite the gang of threatening, Superman took the lead, Luther, the hot storm, Aquaman and other super heroes stood two rows. 一出门,强尼快客便看到了对面气势汹汹的一伙人,超人打头阵,卢瑟、火风暴、海王等超级英雄站成两排。 Overwhelms with numerical strength, Johnny Express looked that instigated. 人多势众,强尼快客看一眼就怂了。 The result and he imagines almost, three little brothers suffer defeat one after another, he was pursued whole city to scurry about by Superman. 结果和他想象中差不多,三个小弟接连败北,他被超人追得满城乱窜。 Is ran, but the fights of two black canaries one's blood bubbles up to the brim, the big long leg adds the fishing net sock, is double, changes anyone not to hate to change the stage. 原本是跑得掉的,可两个黑金丝雀的战斗太热血沸腾了,大长腿加渔网袜,还是双倍,换谁都舍不得换台。 Johnny Express stayed behind came to see a while, until the fight ended, two black canaries hugged to fall to roll one group, this clapped the hands and shouted praise, then ran speedily fast. 强尼快客留下来看了一会儿,直到战斗结束,两个黑金丝雀抱摔滚成一团,这才拍手叫好,然后一溜烟跑得飞快。 Nearby, Superman taking down suddenly/violently Lang, does not know that was before has a grudge or other reason, starting to be very ruthless, made into the carrot from the carrot the violent wolf forcefully clearly, the whole person. 边上,超人放倒暴狼,也不知是以前有仇还是别的原因,下手特别狠,硬生生将暴狼从胡萝卜打成了红萝卜,整个人圆润了一圈。 The Superman time pays attention Johnny Express, sees it to run away, is having the last foot to suddenly/violently Langchuai, started the Central City two person sightseeing roaming. 超人时刻留心强尼快客,见其逃走,对着暴狼踹出最后一脚,开始了中心城双人观光游。 Enters the version quickly. 快进版的。 Batman who in the shadow, had not come to narrows both eyes, controls the computer to catch the position of Johnny Express, got up to some small tricks while convenient, keeping him from having the contact with the members of crime syndicate. 阴影里,一直没有现身的蝙蝠侠微眯双目,操控电脑捕捉强尼快客的位置,顺便做了些小手脚,让他无法和犯罪辛迪加的成员取得联系。 Regarding this, Johnny Express completely does not know, pursues with Superman escapes, moves sideways to hide in the greenbelt lawn, a communication relation night of owlet. 对此,强尼快客全然不知,和超人一追一逃,闪身躲藏在绿化带草坪,通讯器联系夜枭。 Not in service area! 不在服务区! But, must then contact with the ultra tyrant and ultra queen, as before is unmanned answering, is incapable of struggling in the predicament, as if the entire world only remained him. 无奈之下,只得转而联系超霸和超女王,依旧是无人接听,在困局中无力挣扎,仿佛全世界只剩了他一个人。 Is harboring leaving things to chance, he dials the last number, toot toot two blind sounds, the pleasantly surprised discovery made a connection. 抱着侥幸心理,他拨通最后一个号码,嘟嘟两声盲音,惊喜发现打通了。 Here is the hell special line, now hangs telephone also some to rescue, does not listen to the criticism/human language to continue bb, I draw certainly you to go to hell.” “这里是地狱专线,现在挂电话还有的救,不听好人言继续bb,我一定拉你下地狱。” Luo Su, no joking, was I, Johnny Express.” 罗素,别闹了,是我,强尼快客。” I have not deliberately created trouble, tell the truth, will really draw you to go to hell.” “我没胡闹,有一说一,真会拉你下地狱。” I know, but you do not save me, does not need you to act, I went to the hell report.” “我知道,但你再不来救我,不用你出手,我自己就去地狱报道了。” Unexpectedly has this good deed, your side what situation?” “居然有这种好事,你那边什么情况?” „......” “……” Johnny Express discussed the two days unlucky matter rapidly, since Luther looked for Justice League from Multiverse, this is the second time that he is attacked. 强尼快客飞速讲起这两天的倒霉事,自从卢瑟从平行宇宙找来正义联盟,这已经是他第二次被袭击了。 First good, the people of Justice League fire off run, he only lost a large stock of goods, is not has a fracture. 第一次还好,正义联盟的人打完就跑,他只损失了一批货,算不上伤筋动骨。 This time could not shoulder, if the previous time were the child crosses each family, this time might be called the terror attack, the style changed. 这次扛不住了,如果说上次是小孩子过家家,这次堪称恐怖袭击,画风都变了。 Luo Su, although being together time is not long, but my first sees you time, got down your brothers on recognizing, in the conference also only then I expressed the support for you......” 罗素,虽然相处时间不长,但我第一眼看到你的时候,就认下了你这个兄弟,会议上也只有我对你表示了支持……” Not complete, ultra queen also supports me blatantly.” “不尽然,超女王也公然支持我。” Different, the cheap person looks at you to grow gracefully, wants to rest you, has impure motives.” “不一样,那贱人看你长得帅,想睡你,动机不纯。” This but actually is also.” “这倒也是。” In brief, was attacked, my first thinking is you. The ultra tyrant and night owlet their I are disinclined to telephone, knows that will not definitely come, you are different, right?” “总之,被人袭击的时候,我第一个想到的就是你。超霸、夜枭他们我都懒得动打电话,知道肯定不会来,你不一样,对吧?” „, This......” “呃,这个……” Here has the beautiful woman to fight, is not only attractive, the leg is very long, what is most essential, their look the same.” “这边有美女打架,不仅漂亮,腿还很长,最关键的是,她们长得一模一样。” Was needless saying that brothers, who I did not help you help you, insisted again, I immediately.” “不用说了,兄弟一场,我不帮你谁帮你,再坚持一下,我马上就到。” Honk toot toot......” “嘟嘟嘟……” Is listening blind sound that hangs up the telephone, Johnny Express wiped the perspiration, secretly thought was steady. 听着挂断电话的盲音,强尼快客抹了把汗,暗道这把算是稳了。 Combat plan: The thick patch of grass, waits, offers sacrifices and run. 作战计划:草丛、等待、献祭、跑路。 So long as he insisted that Luo Su rushes, can definitely use the brothers to make shield, trades a way out for oneself. 只要他坚持到罗素赶至,完全可以用好兄弟做挡箭牌,为自己换来一条生路。 Whether to escape smoothly, Johnny Express never suspected, because he runs is quicker than Luo Su. 能否顺利逃脱,强尼快客从不怀疑,因为他跑得比罗素快。 Buzz humming sound!! 嗡嗡嗡!! The air buzz the cry trembles, the burning hot red glow sweeps away to come, Johnny Express criticizes a bad luck, raises legs...... 空气嗡鸣震颤,炙热红芒横扫而来,强尼快客暗骂一声倒霉,抬腿就…… Tripped the right foot on the left leg. 就左脚绊倒了右脚。 ...... …… Bang! 嘭! Superman the black and blue Johnny Express will throw on the ground, said to Batman: Receives round trip looks for anyone, ultra tyrant or night owlet?” 超人将鼻青脸肿的强尼快客扔在地上,对蝙蝠侠说道:“接下来去找谁,超霸还是夜枭?” Ultra tyrant!” “超霸!” Batman is saying, while is cold the face control computer, quick then with the communication online of Johnny Express, successfully gained the beforehand telephone conversation record. 蝙蝠侠一边说着,一边冷着脸操控电脑,很快便和强尼快客的通讯器联线,成功获取了之前的通话记录。 ...... …… After two hours, Superman bang black and blue ultra Tyrant Reng before Batman, will very draw out the pectoralis major muscle subconsciously , indicating that this ultra tyrant also looks fiercely, cannot withstand a muscle actually. 两小时后,超人砰一声将鼻青脸肿的超霸扔在蝙蝠侠面前,下意识挺起胸大肌,表示这只超霸也就看着厉害,实则不堪一肌。 In the crime syndicate, the single body strength of ultra tyrant is strongest, but once has his weakness blue color krypton stone, from turns immediately most weakly. 犯罪辛迪加中,超霸的单体实力最强,可一旦持有他的弱点蓝色氪石,立马从最强变成最弱。 Holds three, now only remains a night of owlet and mystical Luo Su, then what to do?” “已经抓住了三个,现在只剩夜枭和神神秘秘的罗素,接下来怎么办?” Superman raised the question, has not been clear that the plan of Batman, the probe said: If exchanges the hostage, I do not think that crime syndicate villain will care about the teammate.” 超人提出疑问,至今还不清楚蝙蝠侠的计划,试探道:“如果是交换人质,我不认为犯罪辛迪加这种反派会在乎队友。” Batman has not spoken, controls the computer to relate Luo Su. 蝙蝠侠没说话,操控电脑联系罗素 The video call, has not made the Superman and other tool people convey a message , to continue to hide the secret idea. 视频通话,没有让超人等工具人传话,继续藏身幕后的想法。 Attains the ghost sign time, he is very clear, the opposite party perhaps is not Joker/clown, but mentioned by name a surname to with him meet, no hid. 拿到鬼牌的时候,他就很清楚,对方或许不是小丑,但点名道姓要和他见面,没什么好藏的。 The dark screen shines, ‚the Joker/clown hero Jackie's frank smiling face fully occupies the entire screen, nearly looked that this makeup accommodates with the makings contrast enormous pale face, only thinks that body all over the body is cold, the infiltration person who could not say. 黑暗屏幕亮起,‘小丑侠’杰基爽朗的笑脸占满整个屏幕,近看这张妆容和气质反差极大的惨白面孔,只觉遍体身寒,说不出的渗人。 Batman has long been used, opens the mouth to say directly: Did not need to develop, you were not Joker/clown, let your back person and I speaks.” 蝙蝠侠早已习惯,直接开口道:“不用演了,你不是小丑,让你背后的人和我说话。” No, I am Joker/clown, real.” “不,我就是小丑,货真价实。” I testified, he indeed was Joker/clown...... Jackie, you......” “我作证,他的确是小丑……杰基,你……” Luther goes forward one step, looks good friend who in the screen is dying and being reborn, long time does not know how to open the mouth. 卢瑟上前一步,望着屏幕里死而复生的好友,半晌不知道如何开口。 ! 啪! In the picture, a hand stretches out from the darkness, shoves open Jackie's smiling face, with a screen vibration, changed into Luo Su oneself. 画面中,一只手从黑暗中伸出,推开杰基的笑脸,随着屏幕一阵抖动,换成了罗素本人。 „......” “……” For a long time is silent, in the picture Luo Su started to doze off, Batman opened the mouth slowly: What do you want?” 许久沉默,画面中罗素开始打瞌睡了,蝙蝠侠才缓缓开口:“你想要什么?” I want first to sleep, this, chatted later again.” “我想先睡一觉,就这样,待会儿再聊。” Honk toot toot......” “嘟嘟嘟……” Batman:(??) 蝙蝠侠:(??) Is the super hero more than like this years, he has not seen compared with a Luo Su more careless villain, same place static and other hour, dialed again. 做超级英雄这么,他就没见过比罗素更草率的反派,原地静等半小时,再次拨了过去。 Ultra tyrant, ultra queen and Johnny Express in my hands, can exchange the hostage.” “超霸、超女王、强尼快客都在我手里,可以交换人质了。” Does not wait for the Luo Su opens the mouth, Batman to propose the negotiations, transmits a document while convenient, inside is the picture that ultra tyrant and the others were captured, the ultra queen is very easy to recognize, the ultra tyrant and Johnny Express must use energy, because the face swells very much. 不等罗素开口,蝙蝠侠提出谈判,顺便发送一份文件,里面是超霸等人被俘的照片,超女王很容易辨识,超霸和强尼快客要费点劲,因为脸很肿。 Whom frightens, does not have the picture on you.” “吓唬谁呢,又不是就你有照片。” Luo Su curls the lip, the hand shakes, sent about the collection Bruce's two sets, platinum VIP member version, no Saint light, one set of value 998, two stamp pack prolonged values 2000. 罗素撇撇嘴,手一抖,把布鲁斯的两套合集发了过去,白金vip会员版,无圣光,一套价值998,两套折后价2000。 „......” Xn “……”xn Opens two atlases, the Batman eyelid jumps crazily, the mentality avalanche to is unable to voice. 打开两个图集,蝙蝠侠眼皮狂跳,心态雪崩到无法发声。 Nearby the member expression of Justice League is rich, is awed by the deterrent force of Batman, blows the whistling to look to side, does not fear death, occasionally looks at one secretly. 边上正义联盟的成员表情丰富,慑于蝙蝠侠的威慑力,一个个吹着口哨看向旁边,不怕死的,偶尔偷偷瞄一眼。 Excuse me, sent mistakenly, just that was my satisfactory work, was poured love to play by Bruce Wayne of another Multiverse, everyone cheerful cheerful on line, do not take seriously.” “不好意思,发错了,刚刚那是我的得意作品,由另一个平行宇宙的布鲁斯・韦恩倾情出演,大家乐呵乐呵就行,别当真。” The Luo Su no sincerity apology, transmitted the Wonder Woman four people of hanging upside down pictures. 罗素毫无诚意道歉,重新发送了神奇女侠四人倒吊的照片。 Also is a silence, stated differently, Batman relaxes gently, other Justice League people more or less somewhat are disappointed. 又是一阵沉默,不同的是,蝙蝠侠轻轻松了口气,正义联盟其他人或多或少都有些失望。 When exchanges the hostage?” “什么时候交换人质?” What, are you teasing me?” “what,你在逗我吗?” Luo Su shakes the head again and again: Ultra tyrant, ultra queen and Johnny Express, your side only has three people, here actually four, perhaps next year will be five, and even more, the losing proposition will be undoable.” 罗素连连摇头:“超霸、超女王、强尼快客,你那边只有三个人,我这里却有四个,没准明年是五个,甚至更多,亏本生意不能做。” Ultra tyrant and the others the subordinates also , the total are over ten, trades few, you do not suffer a loss.” “超霸等人的手下也在,总数超过十个,多换少,你并不吃亏。” Originally also has this view, I think that you will say because of ultra queen, next year your side population will also become many.” “原来还有这种说法,我以为你会说因为超女王,明年你那边的人数也会变多。” Luo Su smiles, seeing Batman is unemotional, secretly thought senseless, selected bright way: Truth told you, I did not prepare to exchange the hostage, wants to make my ignores very simple, ultra dominated their heads to send. If thought that the condition is too harsh, being able to get down hand, doesn't matter, I can increase price.” 罗素嘿嘿一笑,见蝙蝠侠面无表情,暗道一声无趣,挑明道:“实话告诉你吧,我不准备交换人质,想让我放任很简单,把超霸他们的脑袋寄过来。如果觉得条件太苛刻,下不去手,没关系,我可以加价。” We require the time to discuss.” “我们需要时间讨论一下。” Batman cold face gives the answer, and before Luo Su opens the mouth, ended the video call. 蝙蝠侠冷脸做出答复,并在罗素开口前,结束了视频通话。 I said that he will not agree to exchange the hostage.” “我说了,他不会同意交换人质。” Superman knits the brows to make noise, listens to the tone, some quite show IQ sought the meaning of praise. 超人皱眉出声,听语气,颇有些秀智商求夸奖的意思。 When Batman only has not heard, opens the video communication again, this time contacted with another person. 蝙蝠侠只当没听见,再次打开视频通讯,这次联系了另一个人。 The screen shines, is the gloomy face of night of owlet, does not know that but also thinks that the entire world owes him money not. 屏幕亮起,是夜枭的阴沉面孔,不知道的,还以为全世界都欠他钱没还。 I think that you can look for me, has not thought that is only a telephone.” “我以为你会来找我,没想到只是一个电话。” I looked, had not found.” “我找了,没有找到。” Well, you looked, how don't I know?” “咦,你找了吗,我怎么不知道?” In the throat cancer voice dialogue infiltrated a boy scout, two people completely disregard, continue to talk. 喉癌声线对话中混进了一头童子军,两人全然无视,继续进行对话。 Batman transmitted four documents, the picture that Luo Su and sound recording and Wonder Woman of four people of captured pictures, ultra tyrants Johnny Express telephone conversation and the others were captured, as well as he and Luo Su video record. 蝙蝠侠发送了四个文件,罗素和强尼快客的通话录音、神奇女侠四人被俘的照片、超霸等人被俘的照片,以及他和罗素的视频记录。 „......” “……” The waiting long time, confirmed that a night of owlet looked similarly, Batman opened the mouth slowly: „The young blood ambition of crime syndicate was very big, holds my person actually not to inform you, received praying for rescue of Johnny Express to disregard directly, refuses to exchange the hostage, but also mentioned by name to want your heads.” 等待半晌,确认夜枭看得差不多了,蝙蝠侠才缓缓开口:“犯罪辛迪加的新成员野心很大,抓住了我的人却没有通知你们,接到强尼快客的求救直接无视,拒绝交换人质,还点名要你们的脑袋。” Therefore, you do want to remove him with me jointly?” “所以呢,你想和我联手除掉他?” The night owlet responded indifferently: Without other reasons, I can only reject you.” 夜枭冷漠回应:“如果没有其他理由,我只能拒绝你。” You have agreed.” “你已经同意了。” The voice of Batman is colder: I was not clear that you make the goal of quantum bomb, but I clearly, before the final outcome appears, the order that you need to stabilize in order to plan to implement smoothly, Luo Su disturbed the order, disrupted your plan.” 蝙蝠侠的声音更冷:“我不清楚你制造量子炸弹的目的,但我清楚一点,在最终结果出现之前,你需要稳定的秩序以便计划顺利实施,罗素干扰了秩序,打乱了你的计划。” Justice League also disturbed the order!” “正义联盟也干扰了秩序!” Yes, but before then, you should first biggest unstabilizing factor remove.” “是的,但在此之前,你应该先将最大的不稳定因素排除。” Batman pledged: „After matter becomes, we will withdraw the current universe, you can continue to plan, I ensure Justice League does not mind others' business.” 蝙蝠侠承诺道:“事成之后,我们会撤出当前宇宙,你可以继续计划,我保证正义联盟绝不多管闲事。” Ok, time and place.” “可以,时间和地点。” Place is my present position, you should check, the time the quicker the better.” “地点就是我现在的位置,你应该查到了,时间越快越好。” „......” “……” The screen darkness, Batman closes the computer, closes eyes the arrival of waiting night of owlet. 屏幕黑暗,蝙蝠侠关上电脑,闭目等待夜枭的到来。 „, Did this cooperate?” “呃,这就合作了?” Superman goes forward cautiously, as representative who tool people select, inquired that Batman then has anything to plan. 超人小心翼翼上前,作为工具人们选出的代表,询问蝙蝠侠接下来有什么计划。 Made into the cooperation initially, waits for the night owlet to arrive, ultra dominated them to put showed the sincerity......” “初步打成了合作,等夜枭抵达,就把超霸他们放了以示诚意……” Batman, continued saying: Do not readily believe them, is only the short cooperation aimed at Luo Su, after rescuing Wonder Woman, there is an opportunity to eliminate them, without the opportunity withdraws immediately.” 蝙蝠侠顿了顿,继续说道:“不要轻信他们,只是以罗素为目标的短暂合作,救出神奇女侠之后,有机会就消灭他们,没机会立即撤走。” That......” “那……” „The third set of plan, I have not believed a night of owlet, he does not trust me.” “没有第三套计划,我不相信夜枭,他也不信任我。” Batman shot a look at Superman one: He had not inquired that my quantum starter in, has prepared the response, the life-saving time careful, do not turn away from him.” 蝙蝠侠瞥了超人一眼:“他没有询问我量子启动器在哪,想必已经准备好了应对方案,救人的时候小心点,别背对他。” .” “哦,哦。”
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