AE :: Volume #25 我讨厌番外

#1354: Batman, Superman and wait/etc


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Has Superman to join, the fight of satellite space station is in the conclusion stage quickly, the invasion plan fail of ultra queen, is annihilated with three little brothers, was put into prison by Justice League, closes in the temporary prison. 超人加入,卫星空间站的战斗很快进入收尾阶段,超女王的入侵计划失败,和三个小弟全军覆没,被正义联盟收监,关在了临时监狱中。 After the war, black and blue Aquaman in rags made the strong approval to the enemy in addition, very fierce one group of super villains, did not take off the clothes really not to be victorious they. 战后,鼻青脸肿外加衣衫褴褛的海王对敌人做出高度评价,很厉害的一伙超级反派,不脱衣服还真打不过他们。 The words are so, but hot storm, black thunderclap and the others the clothes, the black canary, a fishing net sock crack does not have well particularly. 话是如此,可火风暴、黑霹雳等人的衣服都好好的,尤其是黑金丝雀,渔网袜一个破洞都没有。 Luther, what this is, why can place my domain?” “卢瑟,这是什么,为什么要放在我的地盘?” Batman is gloomy shamelessly, the hand interrogated Luther with the quantum starter, the crime syndicate passes through Multiverse also to obtain it, the importance was self-evident. 蝙蝠侠阴沉着老脸,手拿量子启动器质问卢瑟,犯罪辛迪加穿越平行宇宙也要得到它,重要性不言而喻。 As his tone is cold gradually, the hot storm five people arrange one row, only waits to order, then makes into the pig head Luther. 随着他语气渐冷,火风暴五人排成一排,只等一声令下,便将卢瑟打成猪头。 Superman hears Yanyi glowers, he knows early Luther is not a good person, but did not have the evidence. 超人闻言亦是怒目而视,他早知道卢瑟不是好人,只是一直没有证据罢了。 Everyone, I can explain......” “各位,我可以解释……” Luther raises both hands to make the surrender shape, the forced smile clarified that the effect of quantum starter, his like this does also has no recourse, does not think that the crime syndicate completes the quantum bomb, and kidnaps the human on entire Earth, offers this bad plan. 卢瑟举起双手做投降状,苦笑讲明量子启动器的功效,他这么做也是迫不得已,不想犯罪辛迪加完成量子炸弹,并劫持整个地球上的人类,才出此下策。 You should not place here it, you harmed our world!” “你不该把它放在这里,你危害到了我们的世界!” Luther thinks through a matter, all for just, but Batman turns a deaf ear completely, that is Luther's justice, is not his justice. 卢瑟用心良苦,一切都是为了正义,但蝙蝠侠完全听不进去,那是卢瑟的正义,不是他的正义。 The talk terminates, Luther implored urgently, Batman remained unmoved, shifted the behavior of harm to abhor to Luther, making him take the quantum starter to get the hell out immediately. 谈话终止,卢瑟苦苦哀求,蝙蝠侠不为所动,对卢瑟转移危害的行为深恶痛绝,让他带上量子启动器立马滚蛋。 Perhaps, he...... he cannot walk.” “呃,他……他恐怕不能走。” Superman makes noise embarrasedly, the smile on face must awkwardly awkward. 超人讪讪出声,脸上的笑容要多尴尬就有多尴尬。 Why, like this a while, did you turn into the good friend with Luther?” “为什么,才这么一会儿,你就和卢瑟变成好朋友了?” Batman said ill-humoredly, from the beginning he does not agree to help Luther, finally as expected, the crime syndicate will grasp the current Multiverse Coordinate a time, Earth will face big crisis. 蝙蝠侠没好气说了一声,一开始他就不同意帮助卢瑟,结果不出所料,犯罪辛迪加掌握了当前平行宇宙的坐标,地球又将面临一次大危机。 No, my as always repugnant Luther, no matter which Luther, is......” “没有,我一如既往地讨厌卢瑟,不管哪个卢瑟,可是……” The Superman hurried explanation , indicating oneself and between Luther are pure , to continue saying: You had not discovered, was short of several people?” 超人急忙解释,表示自己和卢瑟之间是清白的,继续道:“你就没发现,少了几个人吗?” What had, where their four are at?” “发生了什么,他们四个在哪?” The Batman heart one suddenly, the intense sense of crisis raids the whole body, the intuition told him, this time greatly was really troublesome. 蝙蝠侠心头一突,强烈的危机感袭上全身,直觉告诉他,这次真有大麻烦了。 Is this, after shuttling back and forth Multiverse, we take the action according to the plan to the crime syndicate, from the beginning is very perfect, the plan has not presented the accident......” “是这样的,穿梭平行宇宙之后,我们按计划对犯罪辛迪加展开行动,一开始很完美,计划没有出现变故……” Waits for, what plans?” “等一下,什么计划?” Batman interrupts the narration of Superman, such as the material is not bad, the biggest accident is the so-called plan. 蝙蝠侠打断超人的叙述,如料不差,最大的变故就是所谓的计划。 „, The crime syndicate has five leaders, we 22 form a team, simultaneously attacks many targets.” “呃,犯罪辛迪加现有五位首领,我们两两组队,同时对多个目标进行打击。” Hehe, is this plan that which idiot wants to come out?” “呵呵,这是哪个蠢货想出来的计划?” Batman sneers to continue, the vision locks Luther: I think that you are an intelligence, was I wants evidently.” 蝙蝠侠冷笑不止,目光锁定卢瑟:“我以为你是个聪明,看样子是我想多了。” You do not want to be many, this is not the plan that I proposed, even I have been preventing to plan to implement.” “你没有想多,这不是我提出的计划,甚至我一直在阻止计划实施。” Luther shrugs, he tried hard, but Justice League sticks to one's own way of doing things, with leaving the mad dog is the same, from beginning to end, no one has responded him from the start. 卢瑟耸耸肩,他努力了,但正义联盟我行我素,就跟脱笼的疯狗一样,从始至终,压根就没人搭理过他。 Is the plan that I want to come out.” “是我想出来的计划。” Superman raises hand, is welcoming unemotional Batman, afraid low head. 超人举手,迎着面无表情的蝙蝠侠,心虚低下了脑袋。 I will not take back the beforehand appraisal!” “我不会收回之前的评价!” Batman stared Superman one ruthlessly, only tool person also dares to make the plan, courage that who gives? 蝙蝠侠狠狠瞪了超人一眼,区区一个工具人还敢制定计划,谁给的勇气? Plan indeed succeeded, but Luther's information had/left the big problem, causes Diana and Hal is grasped.” “计划的确是成功了,可卢瑟的情报出了大问题,才导致戴安娜和哈尔被抓。” Superman flings the pot decisively, no matter Luther's supercilious look , to continue saying: Because the information is unclear, we do not have to rescue rashly, is only......” 超人果断甩锅,不管卢瑟的白眼,继续道:“因为情报不明,我们没有冒然进行救援,只是……” Submerged investigated, then sparks/Mars hunter and Flash did not have.” “只是潜入调查了一下,然后火星猎人和闪电侠也没了。” Batman says, more said that more air/Qi: If I have not guessed wrong, the opposite party divulged the information on own initiative, but also told you address, right?” 蝙蝠侠接过话,越说越气:“如果我没猜错,对方主动泄露了情报,还把地址告诉了你们,对吗?” , I know that you will know......” “呃,啊,我就知道你会知道……” e = ( o * ))) e=(o*))) Batman deeply sighed, put out a hand to open in front of Superman: With, making me have a look at the information that you brave death to collect, or, is the opposite party gives your information on own initiative, ok.” 蝙蝠侠深深叹了口气,伸手张开在超人面前:“拿出来,让我看看你们冒死搜集到的情报,又或者,是对方主动交给你们的情报,都行。” This is we information that braves death to collect, you should think that looks familiar.” “这是我们冒死搜集到的情报,你应该会觉得眼熟。” Superman fishes out the poker ghost sign from the belt, put in the Batman hand. 超人从裤腰带里摸出扑克鬼牌,放到了蝙蝠侠手里。 „......” “……” Arrived cannot be ripe ripe, the mind appears the pale smiling face of Joker/clown, Batman is half of the day speechless, only the has eyes none twinkle non-stop. 熟到不能再熟,脑海浮现小丑的苍白笑脸,蝙蝠侠半晌无语,唯有眼中精光闪烁不停。 Bruce......” “布鲁斯……” Was OK, takes the ultra queen and her running dog, we go to a Luther's Multiverse again.” “可以了,带上超女王和她的走狗,我们再去一趟卢瑟的平行宇宙。” Does the instance that decides, the Batman eyelid jumps crazily, knows perfectly well this bad risk extremely, results. 做下决定的瞬间,蝙蝠侠眼皮狂跳,明知这一次凶险万分,还是得走一趟。 Without the means that at least needs to eliminate the Coordinate in crime syndicate, on which day of Earth so as to avoid presents massive different guests. 没办法,至少要清除犯罪辛迪加手里的坐标,免得哪天地球上出现大量异界来客。 ...... …… The resort town, a cruise floats the coastal water, is bringing back in the Luo Su corners of the mouth that the sea fishes, making the ships return as soon as possible, his joy came. 海滨城,一艘游轮漂浮附近海域,正在海钓的罗素嘴角勾起,让船只尽快返航,他的快乐来了。 Diana hears word discards the fishing pole, tightened on the tight-fitting cotton material not many white swimsuits, the secretly thought finished finally. 戴安娜闻言扔掉鱼竿,紧了紧身上布料不多的白色泳衣,暗道总算是结束了。 What's wrong, accompanying me enjoys the beauties of nature to be very bored?” “怎么,陪我游山玩水很无聊吗?” Enjoys the beauties of nature?” “游山玩水?” Diana looks into the boundless sea, she spoke frankly, the water saw, but where is the mountain at? 戴安娜眺望茫茫大海,恕她直言,水看到了,可山在哪? , Detected fiercely looking askance under Luo Su sunglasses, she thinks through instantaneously, elongates a face, pulled itself nearby bath towel to wrap solid. 猛地,察觉到罗素墨镜下的目不斜视,她瞬间想通,拉长一张脸,扯过旁边的浴巾把自己包了个严严实实。 „, You are not Wonder Woman, the bad woman should have the appearance of bad woman, what holds the thigh of Satan to have is not good?” “啧,你又不是神奇女侠,坏女人就该有坏女人的样子,抱撒旦的大腿有什么不好?” Luo Su whispered, subsequently sighed: Diana, the joyful time is always short, treasures the present well, because I must leave immediately.” 罗素嘀咕一句,继而叹气道:“戴安娜,快乐的时光总是短暂的,好好珍惜眼下,因为我马上就要离开了。” Really!?” “真的!?” Diana is ecstatic, since this has been she knows Luo Su, has heard the best news. 戴安娜心花怒放,这是她认识罗素以来,听到过最好的消息。 You were very happy, because I do want to walk?” “你很高兴,因为我要走?” Luo Su carries a shoulder-pole load the eyebrow, has injured, he is unhappy, needing some people not be more unhappy than him. 罗素挑挑眉,有被伤害到,他不开心,必须要有人比他更不开心。 Without, I am sad.” “没有没有,我非常伤心。” Diana shakes the head fast, exchanges a sad face that died the eldest child, difficult corridor: Leader, although being together time is not long, but I know that you are...... the good person, engraves on one's memory to your benevolence, has wanted to repay you actually unable to find the means.” 戴安娜飞快摇头,换上一张死了老大的伤心面孔,难过道:“首领,虽然相处时间不长,但我知道你是个……好人,对你的恩情铭记于心,一直想报答你却找不到办法。” Picks off the bath towel on the line.” “把浴巾拿掉就行。” Thinks, has no way to accompany side you, I am very then grieved, the instance, the heart does not jump.” “一想到以后没法陪伴在你身边,我便十分心痛,有一个瞬间,心脏都不跳了。” Diana disregards the Luo Su words, is covering the gigantic conscience, immerses is hard to practice moderation in the sadness: You could rest assured that even later does not see, I will not forget that this short is actually full of the joyful time, this is in my life the most meaningful recollection.” 戴安娜无视罗素的话,捂着硕大良心,沉浸在悲伤中难以自持:“不过你放心,即便以后再也不见,我也不会忘记这段短暂却充满快乐的时光,这是我人生中最具意义的回忆。” Listened to your like this saying that I suddenly do not want to walk.” “听你这么说,我突然不想走了。” Diana:(??) 戴安娜:(??) Cracks a joke, should walk must walk, but I can take you, is like Bruce, like this you did not use sadly.” “开个玩笑,该走还是要走的,但我可以把你带上,就跟布鲁斯一样,这样你就不用悲伤了。” Diana: 戴安娜: Ha, is the joke, looks at your face, was about to distort excitedly.” “哈哈哈,还是玩笑,看你这张脸,激动地都快变形了。” Diana:(? Profit?) 戴安娜:(?益?) Changed, changed!” “变了,又变了!” „......” “……” Ok, the general situation I was clear, you did not need to install.” “好了,大致情况我心里清楚,你不用装了。” Luo Su takes up Diana to obtain the hand, it from her conscience, shifts to own conscience, said attractive and charming: Your intention I understand, the charm does not have the means greatly, you are not first, many women to my confession, have said definitely not to forget me.” 罗素一把抄起戴安娜得到手,将其从她的良心上,转移到自己的良心上,深情款款道:“你的心意我明白,魅力大没办法,你不是第一个,很多女人都对我告白过,说死了也不会忘记我。” Leader, what did you misunderstand?” “首领,你是不是误会了什么?” But you are different, how that group of beautiful young prostitutes pound can place on a par with you.” “但你不一样,那群妖艳的小婊砸怎能和你相提并论。” I do not mind.” “我不介意的。” Words were not many said, my intent has decided.” “话不多说,我意已决。” Luo Su leaves behind the black Saint mark on the Diana back of the hand, selects the eyebrow say/way: Overwhelms this chapter, you were my person, can pass in and out the hell freely. Later regardless has anything, even if some people chop your hand, has no way the qualifications that eliminates you to go to hell.” 罗素在戴安娜手背上留下黑色圣痕,挑眉道:“盖下这个章,你就是我的人了,可以自由进出地狱。以后不论发生什么,哪怕有人把你的手剁下来,也没法剥夺你下地狱的资格。” Diana: 戴安娜: Okay how to cry?” “好好的怎么哭了?” High, happy.” “高,高兴。” I guess am also, come, hugs to me.” “我猜也是,来,给我抱抱。” ...... …… The warehouse, the Justice League four people of groups hang upside down, because of some type of item, the drool flowed place. 仓库,正义联盟四人组倒挂,因为某种道具,哈喇子流了一地。 Luo Su is rubbing hands to go forward, pulls a chair to sit down. 罗素搓着手上前,拉来一张椅子坐下。 Everyone, told you a good news, Superman and Luther looked for Batman, the peer, hot storm, Aquaman, black canary and other super heroes.” “各位,告诉你们一个好消息,超人和卢瑟找来了蝙蝠侠,同行的,还有火风暴、海王、黑金丝雀等超级英雄。” The Luo Su number begins to point out: Perhaps well-trained and equipped army, really can save you, what a pity the green arrow hero has not come, I remember that he is also the senior statesman of Justice League.” 罗素数着手指道:“兵强马壮,没准真能把你们救出去,可惜绿箭侠没来,我记得他也是正义联盟的元老。” -” X4 “唔唔唔-—”x4 You are saying anything, I cannot understand...... was sorry, forgets you to have no way to open the mouth now.” “你们在说什么,我听不懂……抱歉,忘了你们现在没法开口。” Luo Su lifted the hand to hit a sound to refer, diverges several people of fetters, making them speak freely. 罗素抬手打了个响指,散去几人的束缚,让他们畅所欲言。 Batman and other person of differences, he the trap, will not lose heart, perhaps he simply has not planned to save us.” “蝙蝠侠和其他人不同,他不会中你的陷阱,死心吧,或许他根本没打算救我们。” Right, we will not believe your nonsense.” “没错,我们不会相信你的鬼话。” „......” “……” Believes it or not, I will tell you soon the news of happy ending, will let you ahead of time happy.” “爱信不信,我只是告诉你们即将大团圆的消息,让你们提前开心一下。” Speaking of this, Luo Su lifts the hand five fingers empty to grasp, makes standard villain to speak: As for Batman, does not need to worry that he can save you, the person who I want, cannot escape.” 说到这,罗素抬手五指虚握,做出标准的反派式发言:“至于蝙蝠侠,无需担忧他会不会来救你们,我要的人,一个也跑不了。” Back, Diana and Bruce are also low-spirited, they help Luo Su testify, this time really has not lied. 背后,戴安娜和布鲁斯同时黯然,他们帮罗素作证,这次真没说谎。 A little you said actually right, Batman and other person of differences.” “不过有一点你们倒是说对了,蝙蝠侠和其他人不一样。” Luo Su said: He does not have to visit directly, but prepared some hostages to be used to exchange you, at present in the domain of Johnny Express, must go well immediately.” 罗素说道:“他没有直接上门,而是准备了一些人质用来交换你们,目前正在强尼快客的地盘,马上就要得手了。” „Is this your goal?” “这就是你的目的吗?” sparks/Mars hunter said puzzled: Makes Justice League clean up the member of crime syndicate, so that you can receive all domains, but this did not have the efficiency, by your ability, achieving these was not difficult.” 火星猎人不解道:“让正义联盟清理犯罪辛迪加的成员,以便你接收所有地盘,可这太没效率了,以你的能力,做到这些并不困难。” No, you want to be many, I want Earth, oneself make one on the line.” “不,你想多了,我想要地球,自己造一个就行。” Luo Su sobbed: Reason that like this does , because I deeply fondly remember in the day of Justice League, wants to review and everyone's ally friendship.” 罗素唏嘘道:“之所以这么做,是因为我深深怀念在正义联盟的日子,想回顾和大家的战友情谊。” „???” x4 “???”x4 I had not said that in some Multiverse, I is also one of the Justice League members, moreover is the initial sponsor.” “我没说吗,在某个平行宇宙,我也是正义联盟的成员之一,而且还是最初的发起者。” Luo Su sighs with emotion: Right, Justice League is I forms, General Zod, Parallax, Doomsday, Darkseid wait/etc, my times defeated evil villain who invades Earth, your also times throw the street on the ground, is responsible for serving as contrast the great strength of enemy.” 罗素感慨道:“没错,正义联盟是我组建的,佐德将军、视差怪毁灭日达克赛德等等,我一次次击败了入侵地球的邪恶反派,你们也一次次在地上扑街,负责衬托敌人的强大。” What?” “what?” „Are you cracking a joke?” “你在开什么玩笑?” „......” “……” Four people do not believe that the tacit understanding makes into the team consensus, no matter Luo Su said anything, a character does not believe. 四人坚决不信,默契打成团队共识,不管罗素说什么,一个字也不信。 „, Right, our team was called pendant on super heroic Luo Su and his thigh, this called you to be very familiar, after all Justice League is called Batman, Superman and wait/etc daily ‚’.” “哦,对了,我们团队被人们称为‘超级英雄罗素和他大腿上的挂件’,这个称呼你们应该很熟悉,毕竟正义联盟日常被叫做‘蝙蝠侠、超人和等等’。” „......” X4 “……”x4 Had nothing to say in reply, this name indeed had no way to refute. 无言以对,这称呼的确没法反驳。
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