„Quite sore, here is...... the hell!?” “头好疼,这里是……地狱！？” Joker/clown hero Jackie of resurrecting opens the eye confusedly, dying and being reborn, the memory is somewhat chaotic. 复活的小丑侠杰基迷茫睁开眼睛,死而复生,记忆有些混乱。 When he remembers vaguely detonates the bomb, at present white light dazzling, then the body flies slowly, entered a pure white world. 他依稀记得引爆炸弹时,眼前白光刺目,而后身躯缓缓飞起,进入了一片纯白的世界。 The peripheral human form luminophor outline is fuzzy, throws the corner to throw the corner to whip the wing, such as the material is not bad, should be the heaven without doubt. 周边的人形发光体轮廓模糊,扑棱扑棱拍打着翅膀,如料不差,应是天堂无疑。 Also must warm ten thousand times of Saint light bathing whole bodies compared with the sunlight, Jackie opens the light and lively body, closes eyes to put into the bosom of front Angel, calmly is enjoying the indifferent tranquil time. 比阳光还要温暖万倍的圣光沐浴全身,杰基张开轻灵身躯,闭目投入前方天使的怀抱,静静享受着淡然平静的时光。 Has not worried, not sad...... 没有烦恼,没有忧愁…… At this moment, mind washes exhaustedly actually, he put down holds to read, the stiff smile was gradually gentle, the whole person sublimated unique, washed the cosmetics, in the mind anything does not have, only wants like this silent dead forever. 这一刻,心灵的疲惫洗却一空,他放下生前执念,僵硬笑容逐渐平和,整个人升华超脱,洗尽铅华,脑海中什么都没有,只想永远这么无声长眠下去。 That is impossible! 那是不可能的！ As professional Joker/clown, making Jackie not speak, killing him was more uncomfortable. 作为一名敬业的小丑,让杰基不说话,比杀了他还难受。 Therefore, even if died, he must say. 所以,哪怕是死了,他还是要说。 Arched two in the warm bosom, Jackie cannot bear sigh with emotion: „Worthily is the heaven, this level line excessively seems to be same as the ruler quantity.” 在温暖怀抱里拱了两下,杰基忍不住感慨道:“不愧是天国,这水平线仿佛是用尺子量过一样。” The warm bosom trembles slightly, the next second, Jackie thinks the chilly weather suddenly, trembles to look up, the boundless dark exaggeration half sky, is corroding and invading the pure white world unscrupulously. 温暖的怀抱微微一颤,下一秒,杰基突觉寒气逼人,哆嗦抬头一看,无边黑暗渲染半边天空,肆无忌惮侵蚀并入侵着纯白世界。 In the dark backdrop, the ape red eyes pupil opens, obstructs day of evil clutches to press under. 黑暗天幕中,猩红眼眸睁开,遮天魔爪直压而下。 Pū the corner to throw the corner to frighten scurries about, Jackie is perplexed, but those images and scenes, with running will not always have the mistake. 扑棱扑棱们吓得四处乱窜,杰基不明所以,但此情此景,跟着跑总不会有错。 Has not thought that but also without turning around, behind the buttocks suffered a foot, the body dashes to the evil clutches to go. 不曾想,还没转身,屁股后面就挨了一脚,身躯直扑魔爪而去。 In the midair, Jackie frightens is frightened out of one's wits, quickly turns head, which bastard wants to have a look is plots against itself. 半空之中,杰基吓得魂飞魄散,急忙回头,想看看是哪个混蛋暗算自己。 This looked, immediately is not mad, light shadow that hurriedly flees, is not the level line! 这一看,顿时不气了,匆匆逃离的光影,可不就是水平线嘛！ Blames him, the joke is overdone, the mouth is too inexpensive! 怪他,玩笑过火,嘴太贱！ Again later memory...... 再之后的记忆…… Jackie anything cannot think that opening eyes seems to be the world world, but also in the big roof, the ear hears ‚delivers you’ and ‚before it's too late’ and so on phrase, suddenly feeling the hands and feet is icy cold. 杰基啥也想不起来了,睁开眼就是仿佛人间的世界,还在大楼顶上,耳边听到‘送你’、‘趁热’之类的字眼,顿觉手脚冰凉。 He confirmed that here is not the world, not to mention oneself die the bone ash not to remain, only nearby bat appearance for a part, endures compared with the gloomy male of night owlet pitch-dark, is world is rare, will only exist in the evil lifeform of hell. 他非常确认这里不是人间,且不说自己死得骨灰都不剩,单是旁边一副蝙蝠扮相,黑漆漆堪比夜枭的阴沉男,就是世间罕有,只会存在于地狱的邪恶生物。 Jackie pledged, he has never induced the so dark gloomy aura, the night owlet compares, but, before did not have, later cannot...... 杰基发誓,他从未感应过如此黑暗阴沉的气息,夜枭都比不过,以前没有,以后也不会…… Lying trough, but also really has! 卧槽,还真有！ Turns around, Jackie sees Luo Su, discovered that Bruce that black is not anything. 一转身,杰基看到罗素,发现布鲁斯那点黑根本算不上什么。 Like black underpants that dirty had not washed, to on inexhaustible dark universe, does not have any comparability! 如同一条脏了没洗的黑裤衩,对上无穷无尽的黑暗宇宙,没有任何可比性！ „What's the matter, how this was only Joker/clown to suffering heat-stroke same?” “怎么回事,这只小丑怎么跟中暑了一样？” Luo Su tilts the head looks to Jackie, the subconscious corners of the mouth split the red blood line: „I understood, was just separated from the steel plate of heaven, has not actually seen the wave line of hell, therefore is very disappointed, right?” 罗素歪头看向杰基,下意识嘴角裂开红色血线:“我懂了,刚脱离天堂的钢板,却没有看到地狱的波浪线,所以很失望,对吧？” „Without, do not come......” “没有没有,你别过来……” The memory tandem docking, Jackie subconsciousness depended toward Bruce side, faces directly the darkness, only had on Bruce still to have one warm. 记忆前后对接,杰基下意识往布鲁斯身边靠了过去,直面黑暗,唯有布鲁斯身上尚有一丝温暖可言。 Bruce shakes the head slightly, first patted Jackie's shoulder, then spoke out from a sense of justice: „He just resurrected, the memory is somewhat chaotic, do not frighten him, will be insane.” 布鲁斯微微摇头,先是拍了拍杰基的肩膀,而后仗义执言:“他刚复活,记忆有些混乱,不要吓唬他,会疯。” „What, did this start?” “啥,这就开始了？” Luo Su holds breath cold air, the good words persuaded: „Awakes, among you will not have the result, Clark also in you.” 罗素倒吸一口凉气,好言相劝道:“醒醒,你们之间不会有结果的,克拉克还在等你。” „......” “……” ...... …… Sewer, Jackie, in the front shows the way, two people are one by one black. 下水道,杰基在前方领路,身后两人一个比一个黑。 In order to explain Jackie's doubts, Luo Su told that he and Bruce's origin, repeatedly stressing oneself is not Satan. 为了解答杰基的疑惑,罗素讲述他和布鲁斯的来历,反复强调自己不是撒旦。 Even, that still is only the surface, the heaven sends the undercover of hell actually. 即便是,那也仅是表面,实则天堂派去地狱的卧底。 „General situation is this, do not want is too many, we are really the super heroes. From the cartoon knew that the brutal atrocity of crime syndicate, shuttles back and forth several Multiverse to catch up to assist specially, although on the road stopped up a while car(riage), but the justice has not been late, successfully rescued you.” “大致情况就是这样,你别想太多,我们真是超级英雄。从漫画里得知犯罪辛迪加的残酷暴行,特意穿梭数个平行宇宙赶来相助,虽然路上堵了一会儿车,但正义没有迟到,成功把你抢救了回来。” „......” X2 “……”x2 Jackie: You said that anything is anything! 杰基:你说什么就是什么吧！ Bruce: Which cartoon? 布鲁斯:哪本漫画？ „Ok, my here orientation lecture, said that to you that side the crime syndicate, which people there are to compare the vegetable/dish, which person vegetables/dishes?” “好了,我这边的情况介绍完了,到你说说犯罪辛迪加那边了,有哪些人比较菜,哪些人更菜？” „, I have not known your names.” “呃,我还不知道你们的名字。” „Said the situation of crime syndicate!” “说说犯罪辛迪加的情况！” „Good......” “好吧……” The power gap is too big, Jackie has no way to revolt, white collect a life, thinks for the time being Luo Su is a good devil. 实力差距太大,杰基没法反抗,白捡一条命,姑且认为罗素是个好魔鬼。 „Crime syndicate covers the evil organization of the world, altogether six leaders, under everyone hand have one group of villain running dogs. It is not right, sparks/Mars died away in a foreign country, the present was five people!” “犯罪辛迪加是覆盖全球的邪恶组织,一共有六位首领,每人手下都有一群恶棍走狗。哦,不对,火星客死了,现在是五个人了！” Jackie throws out the chest to raise the head, seeing Bruce is unemotional, without praising his idea, dejected discouraged , to continue saying: „They gather together many years, use the superpower to do all kinds of evil things, to rule the world frightened. Stands incessantly the super hero of resistance, under assassin to the average person pain, the cold blood is also brutal, all governments because of this and that reason, tacitly approve their exist......” 杰基挺胸抬头,见布鲁斯面无表情,没有夸奖他的想法,颓然泄气,继续说道:“他们聚在一起多年,利用自身超能力为非作歹,以恐惧统治全球。不止站出来反抗的超级英雄,对普通人也痛下杀手,冷血无情,各国政府因为这样那样的原因,默认他们的存在……” „In original six leaders, ultra tyrant personally is the strongest, the ultra queen influence is biggest, the bastard are under most. Because night owlet most intelligent, therefore the powerful bastards are willing to follow him, the population are not under many, actually one by one difficult to deal with.” “在原先的六位首领中,超霸的个人实力最强,超女王势力最大,手下坏蛋最多。夜枭因为最聪明,所以实力强大的坏蛋都愿意追随他,手下人数不多,却一个比一个难对付。” Jackie sighed: „The super heroic casualty that because the mind and evil plan of night owlet, are bold in revolting against is serious, always I struggle with him, the result defeat wins much few, is not his opponent.” 杰基叹气道:“因为夜枭的头脑和邪恶计划,勇于反抗的超级英雄死伤惨重,一直以来我都和他明争暗斗,结果败多胜少,不是他的对手。” „Should.” “应该的。” Luo Su nods, blackening strong three times, wash the white weak seven points, perhaps Batman does not have the ingredient of blackening to the night owlet, but Joker/clown indeed washed white, could not be victorious very normally. 罗素点点头,黑化强三倍,洗白弱七分,或许蝙蝠侠到夜枭没有黑化的成分,可小丑的确洗白了,打不过很正常。 He continues saying: „Issue is not big, in our hands has the hostage, the one's own brothers of night owlet, can threaten his little darling to be obedient!” 他继续说道:“问题不大,我们手里有人质,夜枭的亲生兄弟,可以威胁他乖乖听话！” „Useless, the night owlet is unfeeling, can't because of...... a while, the brothers of night owlet?” “没用的,夜枭冷酷无情,不会因……等会儿,夜枭的兄弟？” Jackie is dumbfounded, he only knows that a night of owlet has a steward who is bad the bubbling, the blood brother first heard. 杰基傻眼,他只知道夜枭有个坏得冒泡的管家,亲兄弟还是头一回听说。 „Is he, Bruce Wayne.” “就是他,布鲁斯・韦恩。” A Luo Su palm of the hand claps in Bruce conducts the back, making him be unwilling not to go forward one step: „Night owlet named Thomas Wayne, witnessed in childhood the Gotham city is evil, and corruption of Wayne and his wife, unites the steward to kill two people, in this period did not kill beloved younger brother Bruce carefully, later he rules Gotham by the might.” 罗素一巴掌拍在布鲁斯背上,让其不甘不愿上前一步:“夜枭名叫小托马斯・韦恩,小时候目睹哥谭市邪恶,以及韦恩夫妇的腐败,联合管家将二人杀死,期间不小心杀死了心爱的弟弟布鲁斯,之后他以强权统治哥谭。” „Therefore?” “所以？” „Therefore the beloved younger brother is close at hand, Thomas sheds bitter tears inevitably, the under true , the good and beautiful of innermost feelings was awakened, comprehends at a glance, turning over a new leaf turns over a new leaf.” “所以心爱的弟弟近在眼前,小托马斯必然痛哭流涕,内心的真善美被唤醒,幡然悔悟之下,洗心革面重新做人。” Luo Su serious nod: „Script I thought that pressed this developing, first made Thomas our people, subverted the entire crime syndicate by this, finally made a Bruce blade hold he.” 罗素严肃点头:“剧本我都想好了,就按这个演,先让小托马斯成为我们的人,以此颠覆整个犯罪辛迪加,最后再让布鲁斯一刀捅死他。” „......” X2 “……”x2 Jackie: The good idea, and has a dream equally perfectly! 杰基:好想法,就跟做梦一样完美！ Bruce: Luo Su is incorrigibly wicked, wants to look for the pleasure with him! 布鲁斯:罗素贼心不死,又想拿他找乐子！ Sees two people to reject silent, Luo Su secretly thought senseless, this thinks that Jackie and Bruce will spark the spark, each other is in sharp opposition, who looks down upon anyone. 见两人沉默拒绝,罗素暗道一声无趣,本以为杰基和布鲁斯会擦出火花,彼此针锋相对,谁都瞧不起谁。 Finally the spark was to scratch, but the style drift off, Jackie turned from Joker/clown directly slightly receives, for a long time looks at each other Bruce also to blush. 结果火花是擦出来了,但画风跑偏,杰基直接从小丑变成小受,长时间对视布鲁斯还会脸红。 Considering the result is not bad, Luo Su has not broken off the style, was deliberately considering, if two people hold hands successfully, he throws Bruce in Earth three, coming one to become the family member finally. 考虑到结果不算糟糕,罗素也就没有将画风掰回来,寻思着若是两人牵手成功,他就把布鲁斯丢在地球三,来一个终成眷属。 „Oh, in nicely has not scattered...... the person compared with me!” “唉,在没有比我更善良的撒……人了！” Luo Su thought aloud, started to ponder the later script, thinking it over, infiltrated the villain more interesting. 罗素自言自语一句,开始思考之后的剧本,想来想去,还是打入反派内部更有意思。 ...... …… In the sewer goes through for a half hour, the outstanding baseband two people drill the manhole cover, arrived at a statue the warehouse of amusement park or circus troupe. 下水道中穿行半小时,杰基带两人钻出窨井盖,来到一座像极了游乐场或是马戏团的仓库。 According to it is said, is toy factory that goes out of business. 据其自称,是一间倒闭的玩具工厂。 Here was transformed the secret base by Jackie, the sopraporta the funny painted face, the front door is the Joker/clown big mouth, the style is colorful and gaudy, seem to probably conspicuously conspicuous. 这里被杰基改造成秘密基地,门头装饰成滑稽花脸,大门是小丑的大嘴,风格五颜六色、花里胡哨,看起来要多显眼就有多显眼。 The Luo Su deep feeling, the base has not exposed, the light of justice had not pinched out, either is the crime syndicate is blind, either keeps Jackie to play slowly. 罗素深深感慨,基地没有暴露,正义之光没被掐灭,要么是犯罪辛迪加眼瞎,要么是留着杰基慢慢玩。 „Squeak squeak squeak!!” “吱吱吱！！” The light opens, passing through the gate heard the cry, the monkey that wears the Joker/clown costume jumps out, three jump two to jump to crawl to Jackie shoulder on. 灯光打开,进门就听到了吱吱喳喳的叫声,一只穿着小丑戏服的猴子跳出,三蹦两跳爬到杰基肩上。 „Harley, saw you is really good, today I almost do not come back......” “哈莉,看到你真是太好了,今天我差点就回不来了……” Jackie hugs the monkey to wipe tears, then the Joker/clown type smile gets online, introduced: „Two, this is Harley, my assistant and pet, an intelligent sensible little miss. Harley, this is Bruce and scatters...... and......” 杰基抱着猴子抹眼泪,而后小丑式笑容上线,介绍道:“两位,这是哈莉,我的助手和宠物,一位聪明懂事的小姑娘。哈莉,这是布鲁斯和撒……和……” „Luo Su!” “罗素！” „Right, with Luo Su.” “对,和罗素。” Jackie wiped head cold sweat, nearly said the truth, scared him. 杰基抹了把头上的冷汗,险些说出真相,把他吓坏了。 „About this intelligent sensible little miss, where she does not seem to to be right.” “关于这位聪明懂事的小姑娘,她似乎有哪里不对。” Luo Su waves a move, raises monkey Harley to obtain the nape of the neck, the latter trembles to instigate that one group, calls out in grief in a low voice from Jackie prays for rescue. 罗素挥手一招,提着猴子哈莉得到脖颈,后者哆哆嗦嗦怂成一团,低声悲鸣向杰基求救。 „Luo Su, that is others' pet!” “罗素,那是别人的宠物！” Sees Jackie to start to speak but hesitate, wants to say does not dare saying that Bruce cannot bear for its speech. 见杰基欲言又止,想说又不敢说,布鲁斯忍不住为其说话。 Although Jackie smiles each time, Bruce had to plant fights with the fists the past impulsion, but knows that the opposite party was a good person, the decision helped. 虽说杰基每次笑的时候,布鲁斯都有种一拳打过去的冲动,但知道对方是个好人,还是决定帮一把。 „Assistant can, the pet not be good, in other Multiverse, Harley is individual, suddenly turns into the monkey, I am hard to accept.” “助手可以,宠物不行,在其他平行宇宙,哈莉是个人,突然变成猴子,恕我难以接受。” Luo Su knits the brows for three seconds, revises the setting of Harley, flickers it turns into the younger sister of blonde long leg from the monkey. 罗素皱眉三秒,修订哈莉的设定,一瞬将其从猴子变成金发长腿的妹子。 „???” x2 “？？？”x2 „Your assistant, wants me to avoid, gives you three two points, no, one minute?” “你的助手,要我回避一下,给你们三个两分,不,一分钟时间？” „Harley! My Harley-” “哈莉！我的哈莉--” Jackie called out pitifully sad and shrill, felt that the youth did not have. 杰基凄厉惨叫,感觉青春没了。 ...... …… After ten minutes, Jackie is holding fragrant soft new Harley, pushed someone take on a difficult job to accept the reality, because the mentality was optimistic, quick forgot clean the beforehand monkey. 十分钟后,杰基抱着香香软软的新哈莉,勉为其难接受了现实,因为心态乐观,很快就将之前的猴子忘了个一干二净。 In Jackie's own words, Harley under human form condition, can help to him, the super heroic influence that cannot withstand weakly pours into a fresh blood. 按杰基自己的话来说,人形状态下的哈莉,可以给他更多帮助,更为虚弱不堪的超级英雄势力注入一股新鲜鲜血。 Is the good deed! 是好事！ „Bruce, rests tonight, tomorrow we go to the crime syndicate headquarters.” “布鲁斯,今晚休息一下,明天我们去犯罪辛迪加总部。” „You want to do an inside job to join them, looks for the pleasure with this way?” “你想卧底加入他们,用这种方式找乐子？” Does not wait for Luo Su to reply, Bruce nods: „Was a good plan, sparks/Mars guest died, the crime syndicate members to contest the domain will produce the internal contradictions unavoidably, wanted to avoid, must prop up a new leader to replace sparks/Mars guest, but you like this black......” 不等罗素回答,布鲁斯点点头:“是个不错的计划,火星客死亡,犯罪辛迪加成员为争夺地盘不免会产生内部矛盾,想要避免,必须扶植一个新的首领取代火星客,而你又这么黑……” „, Do not talk nonsense, who was black?” “咳咳,别胡说八道,谁黑了？” Luo Su refused to acknowledge, because Bruce saw through oneself plan, immediately modified: „You thought mistakenly, I have not planned to replace sparks/Mars guest, prepares to select one to get rid of in remaining five, replaces his position.” 罗素拒不承认,因为布鲁斯看穿自己的计划,当即做出修改:“你想错了,我没打算取代火星客,准备在剩下五个里挑一个干掉,取代他的位置。” „I recommend the god to strictly avoid!” “我推荐神力戒！” In Jackie endures suffering to embrace to raise the head from Harley, interrupts: „If wants to replace anyone, he is the best choice.” 杰基忍痛从哈莉怀抱里抬起头,插嘴道:“如果想取代谁,他是最好的选择。” „Reason.” “理由。” „God strictly avoids weakly, little brother hand/subordinate are also least.” “神力戒最弱,手下的小弟也最少。” „Ok, he!” “ok,就他了！” ---- ---- Traces to the origin the book: 推本书: 【Passes through from Wudang starts】 Authors: The pepper cooks the salt fish 【穿越从武当开始】作者:泡椒炖咸鱼 The author who does not know, without py, is reading...... 不认识的作者,没有py,正在拜读……