AE :: Volume #25 我讨厌番外

#1344: Trades two, does not owe


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Curtain of night star light...... 夜幕星光点点…… Was in the evening, passes through Multiverse to begin at the night each time, is difficult to be inadequate I to be cursed by whom?” “又是晚上,每次穿越平行宇宙都是以夜晚开场,难不成我被谁诅咒了?” Looks at the brilliantly illuminated metropolis, Luo Su is complaining one, side looks again black to colorful Bruce, immediately is suddenly enlighted: So that's how it is, is the bat curses, everywhere one visit daytime is also at night.” 望着灯火通明的都市,罗素吐槽一声,再看旁边黑到五彩斑斓的布鲁斯,顿时恍然大悟:“原来如此,是蝙蝠诅咒,所到之处白昼也是黑夜。” No, you are blackest! 不,你才是最黑的! Bruce is disinclined to argue with Luo Su, spoke frankly: „The world of just and evil inversion, who your goal is, here super hero?” 布鲁斯懒得和罗素争辩,直言道:“正义和邪恶颠倒的世界,你的目标是谁,这里的超级英雄吗?” Of course not, how will you have the so crazy idea?” “当然不是,你怎么会有如此疯狂的想法?” The Luo Su whole face is panic: Always, I train the tendency bright super hero you vigorously, for this reason exhausts the essence to ponder extremely, fulfills responsibility with all one's heart to you instills into the just idea, anticipated that you turn with my same evil difficult adversary, has not thought, template like this is good, you long were crooked!” 罗素满脸惊慌失措:“一直以来,我都极力将你培养成心向光明的超级英雄,为此殚精极虑,尽心尽责向你灌输正义理念,期待你变成和我一样的罪恶克星,不曾想,模板这么好,你还是长歪了!” Bruce: „......” 布鲁斯:“……” Turning into you are most fearful! 变成你才最可怕的! Also, the super hero in this world only remains two people, the quantity are too small, looks for the pleasure not to have the meaning with them.” “还有,这个世界的超级英雄只剩两人,数量太少,拿他们找乐子没意思。” Luo Su shrugs: „The bad world, I think it over , can only push someone take on a difficult job, looks super villains was unlucky!” 罗素耸耸肩:“糟糕的世界,我想来想去,也只能勉为其难,去找超级反派们的晦气了!” Bruce: „......” 布鲁斯:“……” This is the real reason! 这才是真实原因! However, the entire world is the super villain, making me have to plant with the world...... thinks a little to be excitedly small for the feeling of enemy.” “不过话说回来,全世界都是超级反派,让我有种与世界为敌的感觉……想想还有点小激动。” Bruce: „......” 布鲁斯:“……” Enduring like this was long, presses you! 忍了这么久,难为你了! Luo Su waves to pull open the light screen in the midair, in the lens, two stealthy form ambushes in a guard stern building. 罗素挥手在半空拉开光幕,镜头内,两个鬼鬼祟祟的身影潜伏在一栋守卫森严的大厦内。 Bald that wears the golden armor, a Joker/clown appearance funny role. 一个身着金色护甲的光头,一个小丑打扮的滑稽角色。 Who are they?” “他们是谁?” Two super heroes who presently the universe only saves, Alexander Luther and ‚the Joker/clown hero Jackie, corresponds Clark sworn enemy Likes Luther respectively, as well as your old enemy Joker/clown.” “当前宇宙仅存的两位超级英雄,亚历山大・卢瑟和‘小丑侠’杰基,分别对应克拉克的死对头莱克斯・卢瑟,以及你的宿敌小丑。” Luo Su answered, bald Luther as always sparking, the recognition was very high. 罗素解释道,光头卢瑟一如既往地闪亮,辨识度很高。 Although Jackie is wrapping another super hero jester skin, but he is the innermost feelings is indeed positive, feels the sense of justice sunlight good Joker/clown. 杰基虽套着另一位超级英雄‘弄臣’的皮肤,但他的确是内心积极乐观,充满正义感的阳光好小丑 Where does not seem to right...... 似乎有哪里不对…… For those not right! 不对就对了! The Joker/clown hero and Joker/clown have many similarities, they fall , in a vat that fills the acidic chemical substance, since then had the pale face, the green hair and eye, as well as make Batman unable to repress the impulsive smiling face. 小丑侠和小丑有着很多相似之处,他们都掉落在一个充满酸性化学物质的大桶中,从此拥有了惨白面孔,绿色的头发和眼睛,以及让百特曼按捺不住冲动的笑脸。 The difference is, the unfortunate bitter experience cannot twist the Joker/clown hero honest good mind, made him stronger on the contrary, he used oneself talent on the attack crime, becomes a super hero! 区别是,不幸的遭遇没能扭曲小丑侠正直善良的心灵,反倒令他更加坚强,他将自己的天赋用在打击犯罪上,成为了一名超级英雄! Sounds strange, but the fact is so, presently Multiverse , is called Earth three in the inversion world, Joker/clown is a hero. 听起来怪怪的,但事实就是如此,当前平行宇宙,也就是被称为‘地球三’的颠倒世界里,小丑是个英雄。 Has listened to you to say Joker/clown, but also appraises him is my mortal enemy, can say about his story?” “一直听你将小丑挂在嘴边,还评价他是我的死敌,能说说关于他的故事吗?” Bruce routine opened the information pattern, this is his character, prepares all kinds of plans to prevent accidents before they happen. 布鲁斯习惯性开启了套情报模式,这就是他的性格,准备各种各样的计划防患于未然。 Naturally......” “当然……” Luo Su told the Joker/clown information, he attitude to Gotham, attitude wait/etc to Batman. 罗素讲述起小丑的情报,他对哥谭的态度,对蝙蝠侠的态度等等。 Emphasized with emphasis Joker/clown motive, in most situations, Joker/clown does the misdemeanor to go to Batman, only to let it breaks the principle. 重点强调了小丑的作案动机,大多数情况下,小丑做坏事都是冲着蝙蝠侠去的,只为让其打破自身原则。 At the same time, the two people of groups in picture successfully stole quantum starter, a pure energy body, having characteristics that is unable to be destroyed. 同一时间,画面里的二人组成功窃取到了‘量子启动器’,一种纯能量体,具有无法被摧毁的特性。 Justice League in inverts in the Earth three world evilly, is named crime syndicate the villain organization, by money temptation and threat in force, force all governments tacitly consented the super heroes who their legitimate existences, and will be in the way are ruthless. 正义联盟在正邪颠倒地球三世界里,是名为‘犯罪辛迪加’的反派组织,以金钱诱惑和武力威胁,强迫各国政府默许他们的合法存在,并将挡路的超级英雄们赶尽杀绝。 The desire of person endless, obtains some to obtain, in addition the average person, the bastard is not so exceptional. 人的欲望是无尽的,得到一些就想得到更多,普通人尚且如此,坏蛋更不例外。 Recently, crime syndicate discontented power and domain in hand, wanted to become the true dominant world, controlled the global life, making all governments degenerate into the hanger-on running dog. 最近,犯罪辛迪加不满于手中的权力和地盘,想要成为真正的世界霸主,掌握全球命脉,让各国政府沦为门下走狗。 One quantum bomb is being made, its destructive power destroys the entire Earth sufficiently, once makes the crime syndicate succeed, they will have the world to live to kill the power, the kidnapping entire world becomes the highest government. 一枚量子炸弹正在制造中,其破坏力足以毁灭整个地球,一旦让犯罪辛迪加成功,他们会拥有全球生杀大权,绑架全世界成为最高政府。 Luther and Joker/clown Jackie harvest the information, comes to steal bomb most important constituent part- quantum starter! 卢瑟和小丑杰基收获情报,前来窃取炸弹最重要的构成部分-量子启动器! Only then prevents the crime syndicate to make the bomb, can continue to pester with them, otherwise all are the empty talk. 只有阻止犯罪辛迪加制造炸弹,才能继续和他们纠缠下去,否则一切都是空谈。 Although, the entire world only had their super hero...... 虽说,全世界只剩下他们两个超级英雄了…… In the picture, two people successfully steal quantum starter, causing the warning procedure/program of base to trigger, crime syndicate of sparks/Mars guests six giants, leading the little brother to come to surround and capture. 画面中,两人成功窃得‘量子启动器’,导致基地的报警程序触发,犯罪辛迪加的六巨头之一火星客,带着小弟前来围捕。 sparks/Mars guest corresponds the sparks/Mars hunter in Justice League, originally embarrassed bright green sparks/Mars male, evil edition cleverer livestock. 火星客对应正义联盟中的火星猎人,本就囧囧有神的绿色火星男,邪恶版本更加鬼畜。 Frog faces, four hands and full mouth decayed teeth, like green fly. 蛤蟆脸、四条手、满口烂牙,像极了绿头苍蝇。 But his little brother, accurate is the Little Sister, the face value conforms to the aesthetic appreciation of earthman, at least in the Luo Su eye is a standard great beauty. 而他的小弟,准确来说是小妹,颜值符合地球人的审美,至少在罗素眼里是个标准的大美人。 The blonde, the big long leg and white low chest joined bodies skirt, the back also has a pair of pure white wing. 金发、大长腿、白色低胸连体裙,背后还有一对洁白羽翼。 Looks to dress up the accessory, looks like an Amazon clan very much, but this beautiful woman corresponds the eagle female in Justice League, grasps the golden flame long sword, pretends to be Angel to have more than enough to spare. 看装扮饰品,很像亚马逊一族,但这位美女对应正义联盟中的鹰女,手持金色火焰长剑,冒充天使都绰绰有余。 The most important thing is, she is aggressive! 最重要的是,她非常凶悍! The warning is grating, for fear that other crime syndicate members arrive, Luther and Jackie do not dare to stay for a long time, was pursued flees to the wilderness, may face the superpower of sparks/Mars guest, two people are roadless may escape. 警报刺耳,唯恐其他犯罪辛迪加成员抵达,卢瑟和杰基不敢久留,被追得落荒而逃,可面对火星客的超能力,两人根本无路可逃。 Must result in some people to remain to bring up the rear, wins the time with own poor life. 必须得有人留下来殿后,用自己的小命争取时间。 The critical moment, Jackie is duty-bound not to turn back the choice to bring death, he does not attend to Luther's imploring urgently, puts down the strobe of exit route, traded to hope with own sacrifice, will crush the evil ideal to entrust to ally Luther. 关键时刻,杰基义无反顾选择送死,他不顾卢瑟的苦苦哀求,放下逃生通道的闸门,用自己的牺牲换来希望,将粉碎邪恶的理想托付给了战友卢瑟。 Goes, Luther! Brings your sparking bald, vanishes in my line of sight, jokes aside, my eye was shaken by you quickly blindly......” “快滚吧,卢瑟!带着你闪亮的光头,消失在我的视线内,说真的,我的眼睛都快被你晃瞎了……” Jackie said, then the closure strobe, dashed about wildly toward the reversed direction, continually made the big sound all the way, then brought in chasing down quickly. 杰基笑着说完,而后关闭闸门,朝着反方向狂奔,一路上不断制造大动静,很快便引来了追杀。 Bang! 嘭! A loud sound, the dust flame explodes. 一声巨响,尘埃火焰爆开。 The eagle female broken wall enters, wastes Jackie with heavy blows, has not waited for it to fall to the ground, sparks/Mars guest appears from the ground. 鹰女破墙而入,重拳打飞杰基,未等其落地,火星客又从地面浮现而出。 Then, two villains regard the sandbag Jackie, catches a ball to throw a ball continuously, projects on half dead receives the hand. 就这样,两个反派将杰基当成沙包,连续接球扔球,打到半死才收手。 Finally is struck by the eagle female completes, is raising the flame long sword, pierces Jackie chest, sewed him on the wall. 最后一击由鹰女完成,提着火焰长剑,刺穿杰基胸膛,将他钉在了墙壁上。 Where is thing at?” “东西在哪?” Compared with the thing, here also has a joke, before death last......” “比起东西,我这里还有一个笑话,生前最后一个……” Jackie shows the signboard fearsome smiling face of Joker/clown, in the bosom takes out has the bomb that the nuclear weapon marks, does not wait for the eagle female to respond with sparks/Mars guest, presses down the starting switch directly. 杰基露出小丑的招牌式可怖笑脸,怀中取出带有核武器标识的炸弹,不等鹰女和火星客反应过来,直接按下启动开关。 Rumble!! 轰隆隆!! The giant fireball inflates, the shock-wave sweeps across the base building, the crazy proliferation in all directions, shakes the glass of peripheral building crushes, the entire street is chaotic. 巨大火球膨胀,冲击波席卷基地大楼,疯狂扩散四面八方,将周边建筑物的玻璃震得粉碎,整条街道混乱不堪。 Oh, bad woman good ominous...... not, I mean this only Joker/clown enough man.” “哇哦,坏女人好凶……不,我是说这只小丑够爷们儿。” Luo Su looks that the light screen nods again and again, the review said: Trades two, a Angel younger sister of devil stature, this wave has not owed.” 罗素看着光幕连连点头,点评道:“一换二,其中还有一个魔鬼身材的天使妹子,这波不亏。” Inconceivable, I am unable two Joker/clown substitutions for the same person.” “不可思议,我无法将两个小丑代入为同一个人。” Bruce frowns tightly, mutters: He is not Joker/clown, if so, then I in Joker/clown of the world , can certainly be saved.” 布鲁斯紧皱眉头,喃喃自语道:“他不是小丑,如果是的话,那么我所在世界的小丑,也一定可以被拯救。” „, I urged you not to indulge in fantasy, they were really not a person.” “呃,我劝你别异想天开,他们真不是一个人。” Luo Su hurries to eliminate Bruce to fantasize impractically, reiterated: Said again, here is Multiverse, has the person of similar name and ability to be not infrequent, but their good and evil concepts cannot be generally spoken.” 罗素赶紧打消布鲁斯不切实际的幻想,重申道:“再说一遍,这里是平行宇宙,拥有同样名字、能力的人不在少数,但他们的善恶观念决不能一概而论。” I want to try......” “我想试……” No, you do not think!” “不,你不想!” Luo Su warned: In some world of dark multi-dimensional universe, you to prevent Joker/clown slaughters the innocent resident, wrenched apart his neck personally, finally before by Joker/clown at the point of death, virus infection that releases, became new Joker/clown- bat of laughing wildly!” 罗素警告道:“在黑暗多元宇宙的某个世界,你为了阻止小丑杀戮无辜市民,亲手扭断了他的脖子,结果被小丑临死前释放的病毒感染,成了新的小丑-狂笑之蝠!” Possibly thought the language impulse is insufficient, Luo Su lifts the 1 of hand on the light screen points, picture switching the fierce smiling face of bat of laughing wildly. 可能是觉得语言冲击力不够,罗素抬手在光幕上一点,画面切换出狂笑之蝠的狰狞笑脸。 Red lip big mouth, collection simultaneous/uniform Yinan, death, metal and other distortion of gothic winds. 红唇大嘴,集齐阴暗、死亡、金属等扭曲的哥特风。 You slaughtered the bat family and Justice League, turns into a stretch of deathtrap there Earth, then starts to invade Multiverse, affects the disasters of innumerable world to happen.” “你屠杀了蝙蝠家族和正义联盟,将那里的地球变成一片死地,然后开始入侵一个又一个平行宇宙,波及无数世界的灾难就此发生。” „......” “……” Didn't say the feelings?” “不说说感想吗?” Does not have the feelings, you also said before, here is Multiverse, the good and evil concept cannot be generally spoken!” “没有感想,你之前也说了,这里是平行宇宙,善恶概念不能一概而论!” „, You are really troublesome.” “啧,你这人真麻烦。” Luo Su curls the lip, lifts the hand to transfer the picture to another. 罗素撇撇嘴,抬手将画面转至另一处。 ...... …… Old companion, I pledged, you will not sacrifice in vain!” “老伙计,我发誓,你不会白白牺牲!” Luther drills from the sewer, looks at the building that the flame is soaring to the heavens, the heart is sorrowful extremely. 卢瑟从下水道中钻出,望着火光冲天的大楼,心头悲痛万分。 Pays silent tribute for three seconds, he spunks up to prepare to travel, has not thought, turned around to see five forms kept off in the lane entrance. 默哀三秒,他打起精神准备跑路,不曾想,一转身就看到了五个身影挡在了巷口。 Ultra tyrant Carl Lysle, ultra queen Louise Lane, night owlet Thomas Wayne, god strictly avoids Hal Jordan, Johnny Express Jonathan Alan. ‘超霸’卡尔・莱尔、‘超女王’路易斯・莱恩、‘夜枭’小托马斯・韦恩、‘神力戒’哈尔・乔丹、‘强尼快客’乔纳森・艾伦。 Except that killed sparks/Mars guest, the crime syndicate's other five big giants all arrived, corresponded Superman, Wonder Woman, Batman, Green Lantern, Flash Justice League respectively. 除了被炸死的火星客,犯罪辛迪加剩余的五大巨头全部到场,分别对应正义联盟的超人神奇女侠、蝙蝠侠、绿灯侠、闪电侠。 In six giants does not have the grid that Cyborg corresponds, before the flash point restarts, Cyborg or the youngster Titan's member, after restarting, replaces the position of sparks/Mars hunter, the crime syndicate similarly so. 六巨头中没有钢骨对应的网格,在闪点重启之前,钢骨还是少年泰坦的成员,重启后才取代火星猎人的地位,犯罪辛迪加同样如此。 But the Justice League seven giants turn into the crime syndicate six giants, / water group hero the sea overlord of correspondence was disregarded with Aquaman...... 但正义联盟七巨头变成犯罪辛迪加六巨头,和‘海王/水行侠’对应的海霸王被无视…… This was very awkward! 这就很尴尬了! Actually thinks can also understand, the crime syndicate internal law of the jungle, looks at the superpower of not Shanghai overlord and fish speech, kicked him. 呃,其实想想也可以理解,犯罪辛迪加内部弱肉强食,看不上海霸王和鱼说话的超能力,就把他踢了。 Luther, each time escape time, you run quickly!” “卢瑟,每次逃命的时候,你都跑得很快啊!” The ultra tyrant coldly smiles: „But you can run, can run beyond the range of this eye?” 超霸冷冷一笑:“但你能跑到哪,能跑出这双眼睛的范围之外吗?” Indeed Ok!” “的确可以!” Luther pulls out a weapon of similar energy spear/gun, takes the form, but does not have the lethality, he self-made item for shuttle Multiverse. 卢瑟掏出一把类似能量枪的武器,形似,但不具备杀伤力,他自制用于穿梭平行宇宙的道具。 Just wait, I will complete the work that Jackie has not completed......” “等着吧,我会完成杰基未完成的工作……” The person's shadow overlaps, Luther says similar I will also come back the aggressive statement, the figure in the actual situation jumps back and forth, vanishes same place does not see. 人影重叠,卢瑟撂下一句类似‘我还会回来’的狠话,身形在虚实之间来回跳跃,原地消失不见。 „......” X5 “……”x5 Five big giants look at each other speechless, returns to the den respectively, ultra queen Louise Lane following night owlet leaves together, here, her boyfriend is not an ultra tyrant. 五大巨头相顾无言,各自返回老巢,超女王路易斯・莱恩跟着夜枭一同离开,在这里,她的男朋友并不是超霸。 Although they have indeed rolled the bed sheet! 虽说他俩的确滚过床单! ...... …… „A very splendid play.” “很精彩的一场戏。” How you prepare to do, infiltrate them, thus controls the entire crime syndicate?” “你准备怎么做,打入他们内部,从而掌控整个犯罪辛迪加?” Still is thinking, but first, we must first look for a foothold......” “还在想,但首先,我们得先找一个落脚点……” Luo Su waves a move, stresses the soul from the profound vortex, the flesh body makes up together automatically neat, Jackie of facing death bravely resurrects in front of Bruce. 罗素挥手一招,从深邃的漩涡中抓出一道灵魂,血肉身躯自动补齐,英勇就义的杰基在布鲁斯面前复活。 „, Delivers you Joker/clown, hurries before it's too late!” “喏,送你一个小丑,赶紧趁热!”
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