AE :: Volume #22 我讨厌诸神

#1078: Worthily is Zeus's biological son


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Disparity among people, sometimes compared with normal person and dog, no, the disparity between person and Deadpool is bigger.” “人与人之间的差距,有时候比正常人和狗,不,比人和死侍之间的差距都大。” The brain is good to be inferior to the physique to be good, the physique good to might as well grow gracefully, grows well leads to might as well live. 脑子好不如身板好,身板好不如长得帅,长得帅不如生得好。 Luo Su like this said that to not disseminate negative energy, but really explodes not without reason. 罗素这么说,不是为了传播负能量,而是真的有感而发。 Left the Argos three days, Perseus maintained picks a frequency of treasure every day, the destiny explosive table makes one unable to bear want to choke to death him in the midnight, then divided the booty in same place has never seen this person. 离开阿戈斯三天了,珀尔修斯保持每天捡到一件宝物的频率,气运爆表让人忍不住想在半夜将他掐死,然后原地分赃就当从未见过这个人。 Reason that has not begun , because only has three treasure insufficient minutes/shares, everyone decides to wait again. 之所以还没动手,是因为只有三件宝物不够分,大家决定再等等。 Silver scale chest armor and bronze shield and divine sword Parr, these three treasures are Perseus's harvests. 银鳞胸甲、青铜盾牌、神剑‘赫帕尔’,这三件宝物就是珀尔修斯的收获。 The shield and chest armor, the defensive weapon, the madein Olympus, brings exclusive binding nothing more to be said that is unable to use except for other Perseus people. 盾牌和胸甲没什么好说的,防御武器,madein奥林匹斯,自带专属绑定,除了珀尔修斯其他人都无法使用。 Magic sword Parr absolutely is the divine object rank, the contour like the sickle, the inside belt/bring blade, has to disregard the ability of body of not dying, cuts to kill the demon to go smoothly everywhere. 神剑‘赫帕尔’绝对是神物级别,外形如同镰刀,内侧带刃,拥有无视不死之身的能力,斩杀精怪无往不利。 Big brother you looked, that side has the Pegasus that can fly, it is wielding the wing to me, I urge to go faster come.” “大哥你看,那边有匹会飞的天马,它在向我挥翅膀,我去去就来。” ?-?? 3??-?(? o)? ?-??三??-?(?o)? Under the gaze of crowds, Perseus runs toward the left hand, no one said anything, not the normal matter saw, was normal. 在围观群众的注视下,珀尔修斯朝左手边一路小跑,没人多说什么,不正常的事情见多了,就正常了。 Direction that Perseus departs, during the pink clouds are dense, are dim as if have the sound of clear spring flowing. 珀尔修斯离去的方向,彩霞氤氲,朦胧之中似乎有清泉流动之声。 Generally speaking, if no treasure born, definitely has the beautiful woman to take a bath. 一般来说,如果不是有宝物出世,肯定有美女在洗澡。 That anything, should eat, should drink, anything do not forget to put at heart.” “那啥,该吃吃,该喝喝,啥事别忘心里搁。” Luo Su coughs lightly: Trip uncertain future, perhaps next second of everyone on death ray, therefore do not envy Perseus's luck, the time press, is in love with the teammate with a sense of urgency.” 罗素轻咳一声:“此行前途未卜,没准下一秒大家就死光了,所以别羡慕珀尔修斯的运气,时间紧迫,抓紧和队友谈个恋爱。” Then, Luo Su on the grounds of breathing out moves sideways to retreat, grove 400 meters away, Ai Edu under a wryneck subtree. 说完,罗素以嘘嘘为由闪身撤退,于400米外的小树林,将艾娥堵在了一棵歪脖子树下。 „Was this little excessive?” “这是不是有点过分了?” Luo Su speechless say/way: I do not know that Perseus this guild runs into what enemy, his biological father various types throw the item, I only know, when Perseus collects two treasures again, this squad does not need to go to the river of the netherworld side, because Perseus can get rid of the big sea monster.” 罗素无语道:“我不知道珀尔修斯此行会遇到什么敌人,以至于他的亲老子各种扔道具,我只知道,等珀尔修斯再凑两件宝物,这支小队没必要去冥河之边,因为珀尔修斯自己就能干掉大海怪了。” Luo Su, you and I said these uselessly...... also!” 罗素,你和我说这些……也没用啊!” Ai E also thought that is not a little concerned about face, but this is not she arranges, Perseus is Zeus's son, being doomed to be unusual, in Mount Olympus, this is the elementary operation eo. 艾娥也觉得有点不要脸,可这又不是她安排的,珀尔修斯是宙斯的儿子,注定会与众不同,在奥林匹斯山上,这是基本操作。 I am thinking how this time to trick, although the boy is silly, but is not a brain does not have, at least, when average person six years old absolutely does not have him to be intelligent.” “我在想这次怎么忽悠过去,那小子虽然傻,但也不是一点脑子都没有,最起码,普通人六岁时绝对没他聪明。” Luo Su complained one, continued saying: Perseus does not like the status of half -and-a-half people of gods, if he wants to understand that all these come from Zeus's arrangement, will definitely refuse to use various equipment......, after all rebel period.” 罗素吐槽一句,继续说道:“珀尔修斯不喜欢自己半人半神的身份,如果他想明白这一切都来自宙斯的安排,肯定会拒绝使用各种装备……嗯,毕竟叛逆期。” Rebel period everyone has, only may get an idea cannot explain. 叛逆期人人都有,只可意会不可言传。 Gives an example, installs Coca-Cola with the jar of Pepsi, then indicated that likes drinking the coffee, this is the typical rebel period behavior. 举个例子,用百事可乐的瓶子装可口可乐,然后表示喜欢喝咖啡,这就是典型的叛逆期行为。 „, You and I said uselessly these.” “呃,你和我说这些没用。” Ai E reemphasized, own hand, held from Luo Su while convenient. 艾娥再次强调,顺便将自己的手,从罗素手里拽了出来。 These three days, Perseus picks any good thing each time, Luo Su to come to tell of one's hardships and oppressions, during the spoken languages envies the envy to hate, a request counseling, best the chest taking advantage of him by appearance. 这三天来,每次珀尔修斯捡到什么好东西,罗素就会过来大倒苦水,言语间羡慕嫉妒恨,一副请求心理辅导,最好把胸口借他靠靠的样子。 Clearly is finds the excuse to swindle the sympathy. 分明是找借口骗取同情心。 „, You are not Perseus's protection elf, but also is responsible for receiving mission, with the grandfather is one group, should be able to relate on the mountain that group of people.” “不会吧,你是珀尔修斯的守护精灵,还负责接收任务,和老爷爷是一伙儿的,应该能联系到山上那群人。” Luo Su was saying words that only then can understand: I did not mean that the treasure is not good, the difficulty of but picking is too low, the man, will be too easy to obtain will not treasure, will you say?” 罗素说着只有自己能听懂的话:“我不是说宝物不好,而是捡到的难度太低,男人嘛,太容易得到就不会珍惜,你说是吧?” „......” “……” Ai E retrocedes two steps, the back withstands a big tree not to have the escape route again, looks that by the cheeks is supporting the hand of big tree, looked again Luo Su more depends on nearer face, only wants a palm of the hand to pull out ruthlessly. 艾娥后退两步,背后顶住一颗大树再无退路,看着脸颊旁边撑着大树的手,再看罗素越靠越近的脸,只想狠狠一巴掌抽上去。 Then she pulled out! 然后她就抽了! Naturally, Ai E the wrist/skill was held by Luo Su. 理所当然的,艾娥的手腕被罗素一把抓住。 Big brother, you look at my horse......, Big brother, are you doing?” “大哥,你看我的马……咦,大哥,你在干什么?” Transmitted throws the corner to throw the sound of corner, Luo Su turns around then to see rode in black Pegasus Perseus, got hold of Ai E the wrist/skill, not anxiously not slow say/way: I discovered that this woman follows stealthily behind us, an appearance of anxious good intention, therefore captures alive her at the scene.” 身后传来扑棱扑棱的声音,罗素转身便看到了骑在黑色天马身上的珀尔修斯,握紧艾娥的手腕,不急不缓道:“我发现这个女人鬼鬼祟祟跟在我们后面,一副不安好心的样子,所以当场将她生擒。” Originally is this!” “原来是这样!” Perseus is suddenly enlighted: Since is the unprincipled person, does not need to show mercy, the big brother you make way, I ride a horse to kill her.” 珀尔修斯恍然大悟:“既然是坏人,就没必要手下留情了,大哥你让开,我骑马撞死她。” Ai E: „......” 艾娥:“……” This how line, we are the positive/direct roles, cannot often kill people, when I first search for a body, confirmed her details, if were the good person?” “这怎么行,我们是正面角色,不能动不动就杀人,等我先搜个身,确认她的底细,万一是好人呢?” Big brother, listens your.” “大哥,都听你的。” Ai E: „......” 艾娥:“……” You, are you, transfers, both hands place on the tree.” “你,就是你,转过去,双手放在树上。” „......” “……” Ai E hears to roll the eyes, knows that for the first time positive/direct role also has this interpretive method.. 艾娥听得直翻白眼,第一次知道正面角色还有这种解释法。。 Well!?” “咦!?” During the speeches, the Luo Su making way body, Perseus then sees clearly Ai E the appearance. 说话间,罗素让开身位,珀尔修斯这才看清艾娥的长相。 A white clothing, the black long hair plate in the back of the head, goes to the decorative carving naturally, the beautiful face makes him breathe stagnates, the whole body muscle-bound, felt that the heartbeat sped up much. 一袭白衣,黑色长发盘于后脑,天然去雕饰,美丽面庞让他呼吸一滞,全身肌肉僵硬,感觉心跳都加快了不少。 He whiz one jumps down the black Pegasus, moves to Luo Su side: Big brother, in this has anything to misunderstand, I thought that she is a good person.” 他嗖一下跳下黑色天马,挪至罗素身边:“大哥,这里面是不是有什么误会,我觉得她是个好人。” I thought that you are Zeus's biological son! x2 我觉得你是宙斯的亲儿子!x2 Ai E and Luo Su simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform show the whites of the eyes, latter speechless say/way: Does not have...... coughs, Perseus, you must remember, will be the pretty woman will deceive people, by their cheek and stature deceit.” 艾娥和罗素齐齐翻起白眼,后者无语道:“无……咳,珀尔修斯,你要记住,越是漂亮的女人就越会骗人,不要被她们的脸蛋和身材欺骗了。” Big brother, you are saying anything, I cannot understand.” “大哥,你在说什么,我听不懂。” No, you can understand.” “不,你听得懂。” Luo Su stared Perseus one eyes, looks at extremely speechless again Ai E, the dirty trick upwells smiles: Perseus, wants the big brother to give you opportunity of searching.” 罗素瞪了珀尔修斯一眼,再看极度无语中的艾娥,坏水上涌嘿嘿一笑:“珀尔修斯,要不要大哥把搜身的机会让给你。” Why? Also, the big brother you smiles the quality!” “为什么?还有,大哥你笑得好坏啊!” Perseus scratches the head, where does not understand the significance. 珀尔修斯挠头,不明白意义何在。 Looked that pure small look understands, he really does not understand, this, his Zeus. 看那纯洁的小眼神就明白,他是真的不懂,就这点来说,他比宙斯强多了。 Luo Su summarizes in everyone loves to be pretty, continuation makes Perseus maintain the pure small mind, waving makes E vanish quickly. 罗素总结于爱美之心人皆有之,继续让珀尔修斯保持纯洁的小心灵,挥挥手让艾娥赶快消失。 Ai E sighed speechless, turns around to move toward in the mountain forest. 艾娥无语叹了口气,转身走向山林之中。 The like this many days are together, her determination touched the Luo Su character 7788, mouth flower instigation goods, the surface is greedy her body to idle actually bored, seeks happily with her. 这么多天相处下来,她自觉将罗素的性格摸了个七七八八,口花花的怂货一个,表面馋她身子实则闲得无聊,拿她寻开心罢了。 Said, this might as well was really greedy her body, at least her self-respect felt better. 讲真,这还不如真的馋她身子,至少她自尊心好受一些。 Returned to the soul, the person walked.” “回魂了,人都走了。” A Luo Su palm of the hand claps on Perseus forehead, felt that this child was almost quick waste. 罗素一巴掌拍在珀尔修斯脑门上,感觉这孩子差不多快废了。 Seeing Ai E is increasingly estranged, Perseus cannot bear from Luo Su seeks help: Big brother, my chest is quite hot, fell ill.” 见艾娥渐行渐远,珀尔修斯忍不住向罗素求助:“大哥,我胸口好热,是不是生病了。” Small problem, I have a formula, Parrgives me divine sword ‚, takes care highly effectively.” “小毛病,我这有个方子,把神剑‘赫帕尔’给我,保管药到病除。” Real?” “真的吗?” Really, then the formula opens to you, oneself can help oneself.” “真的,回头方子开给你,自己就能自救。” Big brother, my also has a difficult problem......” “大哥,我这还有一个难题……” Perseus looked, confirmed that no one is listening, low voice bb said: If I marry Princess Andromeda simultaneously, just that female, can be good?” 珀尔修斯四下看了看,确认没人在听,小声bb道:“如果我同时娶安德洛墨达公主,还有刚刚那位女子,能行吗?” That is not definitely good!” “那肯定不行啊!” Why?” “为什么?” After marriage, in them will have the serious illness, another infertility, until jumps into a well or commits suicide by hanging, the backyard will be pure.” The Luo Su serious explanation, on the television like this develops, will not be wrong. “婚后,她们中的一个会身患重病,另一个则不孕不育,直到其中一个跳井或是悬梁自尽,后院才会清净下来。”罗素一本正经解释,电视上都这么演,不会错的。 „?” “?” Simple point said, they will hit.” “简单点说,她们会打起来。” Why, doesn't everyone love for one another well?” “为什么,大家相亲相爱不好吗?” Perseus has a big shock, thought of anything suddenly, consults saying: Big brother, your like this is intelligent, certainly has the means to make them live in peace together, right?” 珀尔修斯大惊失色,猛然间想到了什么,请教道:“大哥,你这么聪明,一定有办法让她们和平相处,对吧?” This...... this must, who I am!” “这……这必须的呀,我是谁!” Teaches me, I give you Pegasus.” “教我呗,我把天马送给你。” Do not think, I will not teach for your , I have no interest in the Pegasus, is not delicious.” “别想了,我是不会传授给你的,还有,我对天马没兴趣,不好吃。” Luo Su curls the lip, if he knows how to let the woman peaceful coexistence, which also serves a need to use energy, the wave must fly, according to capturing/raiding that Teacher Tony teaches, entered a Shen Menghan squad net. 罗素撇撇嘴,他要是知道怎么让女人和平共处,哪还用得着那么费劲,早就浪得飞起,按照托尼老师传授的攻略,将沈梦寒的小队一网打进了。 To big long leg Duan Xinlan that he always follows, a while governing elder sister a while luoli Ying Yingying, aren't they fragrant? 对他言听计从的大长腿段心兰,还有一会儿御姐一会儿luoli的英樱樱,她们不香吗? Therefore, this matter is the non-solution, thinks that does not need to take seriously on the line, Teacher Tony do not have the means that only if cruel-hearted, develops Zeus to put on the style that the pants get angry do not recognize people. 所以,这种事属于无解,想想就行没必要当真,托尼老师都没办法,除非狠下心,发扬宙斯提上裤子就翻脸不认人的风格。 Big brother, you did not love me.” “大哥,你不爱我了。” Good, you discovered finally.” “太好了,你终于发现了。” Two people are saying, the direction of risky squad transmits the change, the sword hit and shouting out sound again and again, they were attacked. 两人正说着,冒险小队的方向传来异动,刀剑撞击和呼喝声连连而起,他们遭到了攻击。 Luo Su both eyes narrow the eyes, the mind reading has swept, discovered that does not know where from braves the monster that is attacking the risky squad. 罗素双目微眯,心灵感应扫过,发现一名不知从哪冒出来的怪物,正在攻击冒险小队。 The tall and strong strength greatly is furthermore infinite and invulnerability, in within the body dark aura is rich, is a bit like...... 身高体壮更兼力大无穷、刀枪不入,体内黑暗气息浓郁,有点像…… Hell lifeform!? 地狱生物!? Perseus turns around to dash about wildly, draws out modeling unusual divine sword Parr, several fly to clash vigorously, then kills to the adventure team central location. 珀尔修斯转身狂奔,拔出造型奇特的神剑‘赫帕尔’,几个健步飞冲,便杀至冒险团队中央位置。 Perseus is the child who the fisherman raises, will give him the divine sword not to use, over the two days made a last-ditch effort to study two moves of crops skilled people, may arrive was on site to display the time, was that several moves of straightforward attack, depended entirely on the physical quality to bully the person. 珀尔修斯是渔夫养大的孩子,给他神剑也不会用,这两天临时抱佛脚学了两招庄稼把式,可一到临场发挥的时候,还是那几招直来直去的攻击,全靠身体素质欺负人。 Bang!! 轰!! Perseus gives self up to attack, maintains the high-speed charge, hits in the human form monster chest. 珀尔修斯一个舍身冲击,保持高速冲锋,撞击在人形怪物胸口。 When tremendous strength with irresistible force, hit erupts a loud sound, the human form monster in instantaneous flying upside down, looks at its chest hollow stance, contacts a projectile of high-speed travel to have no difference from the short distance. 巨大的力量势如破竹,撞击时爆发出一声巨响,人形怪物更是在瞬间倒飞而出,看其胸膛凹陷的架势,和近距离接触一辆高速行驶的子弹头没啥区别。 The consecutively two bangs, the trees of towering mountain forest break off, the human form monster figure falls down, the plow has together the deep gully, finally the collision giant stone stops. 连续两声巨响,耸立山林的树木折断,人形怪物身形坠地,犁出一道深深的沟壑,最后碰撞巨石停下。 „Are you all right?” “你们没事吧?” Perseus inquired one, looks surprisedly since the human form monster crawled from the ground, it grinned to grin fiendishly, the injury fast self-recovery, restored suddenly completely such as beginning. 珀尔修斯询问一声,惊讶看着人形怪物从地面爬起,其咧嘴狞笑之间,伤势快速自愈,眨眼间恢复完好如初。 Perseus, Zeus's son!” “珀尔修斯,宙斯之子!” The human form monster hate makes noise, draws out the back long sword, the both feet tramples the ground, the shell direct impact under. 人形怪物怨恨出声,拔出背后长剑,双脚践踏地面,炮弹般直冲而下。
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