Next day, Luo Su snort/hum the folk song is returning to the home, raised head to watch a night of god war, the neck was stiff. 第二天,罗素哼着小调返回家中,仰头看了一夜神战,脖子都僵了。 Therefore, dawn time, he is lying down. 所以,天亮的时候,他是躺着的。 The elder brother three sons on star are still hitting, skin coarse meat shoulders to punch thick, in addition physical strength talent full, felt that 35 days, could not have stopped. 星星上的哥仨儿还在打,一个个皮糙肉厚十分扛揍,加之体力天赋点满,感觉没有三五天,根本停不下来。 Luo Su was disinclined to look again, it is expected that the war ended, Poseidon will be hit the lame leg. 罗素懒得再看了,预计战事结束,波塞冬会被打瘸一条腿。 The people sit in home, pot from space, but resulted in anyone strangely, can only blame he himself, who made at that time him not on the scene! 人在家中坐,锅从天上来,但怪得了谁,只能怪他自己,谁让当时他不在场呢！ Luo Su is happy, although three sacred criteria is powerful, and is attacks the strong blood thick close combat master to flow the fighting method, is one by one difficult to gnaw, making his mission difficulty raise infinitely. 罗素心情舒畅,虽然三神的实力强大,且都是攻强血厚的近战法师流打法,一个比一个难啃,让他的任务难度无限拔高。 But looked that it frequently the weapons in opposite directions know, these three people who refuses to accept anyone, Hades and Poseidon refuse to accept Zeus to call the king, Zeus catches the opportunity under the extreme methods to two people to punch crazily, the polythene among the friendship compared with their brothers is also stable. 但看其动辄兵戈相向就知道,这三人谁也不服谁,哈迪斯和波塞冬不服宙斯称王,宙斯逮着机会就对二人下死手狂揍,聚乙烯也比他们兄弟之间的情义稳固。 Human, Luo Su has looked, basically cannot drive, the fate of hard belt/bring can refer to Prometheus. 人类这边,罗素看过了,基本带不动,硬带的下场可以参考普罗米修斯。 But Prometheus conscientious, full of wisdom, had the sacrifice and sacrificing spirit, Luo Su is not good, therefore he was deliberately considering infiltrated the enemy side, started the wars of various god, let the god and god plays remnant. 但普罗米修斯有觉悟、有智慧、有牺牲和奉献精神,罗素就不行了,所以他寻思着打入敌方内部,掀起诸神之战,让神与神自己玩残自己。 The plan feasibility is very high, last night that was the certificate, he slightly executed the sub-total, the brothers three people made the dog brain immediately. 计划可行性很高,昨晚那一幕就是证明,他略施小计,兄弟三人立马打出了狗脑子。 The cause is unimportant, the process is unimportant, only looks at the result, his plan was indeed successful! 起因不重要,过程也不重要,只看结果,他的计划的确成功了！ „Big brother, do you come back?” “大哥,你回来啦？” Luo Su just entered home, bronze form then slam on the brakes stop before him, Perseus takes a bulletin: „Big brother you looked, the bulletin that king Poos sends, looks for the highly skilled doctor to treat the queen, calls the wise man in nation, discussed that copes with the method of big sea monster.” 罗素刚进家门,古铜色的身影便一个急刹车停在他面前,珀尔修斯拿着一张告示:“大哥你看,国王克普斯发的告示,寻找神医医治王后,还有召集全国的智者,商讨对付大海怪的方法。” Luo Su rapid reader, looked, did not have the response. 罗素一目十行,看完之后就没了反应。 Perseus big long leg one horizontal, blocks the Luo Su way: „Big brother, you are also a wise man, doesn't attend the conference?” 珀尔修斯大长腿一横,挡住罗素的去路:“大哥,你也是智者,不去参加会议吗？” „Why can go?” “为什么要去？” „......” “呃……” Perseus was stumped, said difficultly: „Because the big brother you are intelligent!” 珀尔修斯被问住了,挠头道:“因为大哥你聪明啊！” This child, hits slightly on the sincere, this along with me! 这孩子,打小就实诚,这点随我！ Luo Su shakes the head, makes the wise man review: „Treats the queen, copes with the big sea monster, is puts up a last-ditch struggle, rescued unable to rescue first for a while.” 罗素摇头,做出智者点评:“不论是医治王后,还是对付大海怪,都是垂死挣扎罢了,救得了一时救不了一世。” „Big brother, I listen not to understand.” “大哥,我听不太懂。” „Is hopeless you to understand.” “没指望你听得懂。” Luo Su complained one, explained: „The sickness of queen called ‚to be insane insanely’, called ‚to lose wisdom’, archaism had the cloud, brain remnants did not have the medicine medicine, could not rescue.” 罗素吐槽一句,解释道:“王后的病叫‘失心疯’,也叫‘失了智’,古语有云,脑残者无药可医,救不回来。” „Argos is also similar, is divorced from the reality to pursue the impractical thing, hauled in the blacklist by various gods, even if the king found to resist the method of big sea monster, how can also?” “阿戈斯也差不多,脱离现实追求不切实际的东西,被诸神拉进黑名单,即便国王找到抵御大海怪的方法,又能如何？” „various God sends other monsters again, or lowers the plague, Argos can block several chapters?” “诸神再派来其他怪兽,或者降下瘟疫,阿戈斯能挡住几回？” „Big brother, I do not understand what is heard, but......” “大哥,我还是听不明白,不过……” Perseus points at the bulletin saying: „Above said that without strategy, brave. So long as some people can arrive in the river of the netherworld side, and in ten days, brings back from the sorceress place repels the method of big sea monster, the king marries that person Princess Andromeda.” 珀尔修斯指着告示说道:“上面说了,没有智谋,勇武也可以。只要有人能抵达冥河之边,并在十天之内,从女巫处带回击退大海怪的方法,国王就把安德洛墨达公主嫁给那人。” „Sounds good.” “听起来不错。” Luo Su whispered, thought of some possibility: „If defeats the big sea monster is a woman, what to do the king should?” 罗素嘀咕一句,想到某种可能:“那如果击败大海怪的是个女人,国王该怎么办？” „Marries her to be the new queen!” “娶她做新王后！” Luo Su:( ;) 罗素:(;) This king feared that is thinking the fart to eat, can level the big sea monster the female brave soldier, will be have a liking for him? 这国王怕是在想屁吃,能摆平大海怪的女壮士,会看得上他？ Also, the female brave soldier dares to marry, does he dare to marry? 再说了,女壮士敢嫁,他敢娶吗？ „Big brother, I prepare to register, I want to repel the big sea monster, protecting Argos is impassible.” “大哥,我准备去报名,我想击退大海怪,保护阿戈斯不受伤害。” „Is short to oneself toots one's own horn, your, digs the buttocks I to know that you must draw what excrement.” “少给自己脸上贴金,就你这样的,一撅屁股我就知道你要拉什么屎。” Luo Su does not spare a glance, Perseus clearly wants to take the princess, his greedy princess's body, he is despicable. 罗素不屑一顾,珀尔修斯分明是想取公主,他馋公主的身子,他下贱。 „Big brother, I do not defecate.” “大哥,我不拉屎的。” „Shut up!” “闭嘴！” Luo Su angry, spoke with Perseus uses energy, bear child IQ was insufficient, cannot understand his language art. 罗素恼怒一声,和珀尔修斯说话太费劲儿,熊孩子智商不够,理解不了他的语言艺术。 „Big brother, I prepare to register, the father mothers do not have the opinion, you?” “大哥,我准备去报名,父亲母亲都没有意见,你呢？” Since knew that Perseus is half -and-a-half people of gods, is precisely Zeus's bloodlines descendant, his position at home soars, Pailos and Marmara couple always follow to him, does not have the beforehand parents' dignity again. 自从得知珀尔修斯是半人半神,且是宙斯的血脉后裔,他在家里的地位就直线上升,斯派罗斯和马尔马拉夫妻二人对他言听计从,再无之前父母的威严。 Does not blame them, is the pot of time, in the Argos city is also so, many person angry gods, many people awe the gods, once disaster is imminent, turned into the awe gods entirely. 不怪他们,是时代的锅,阿戈斯城内亦是如此,有多少人愤怒神明,就有多少人敬畏神明,一旦大祸临头,统统变成了敬畏神明。 Nowadays, in the city over ten thousand people sphere the royal palace, although has not rallied together to attack, but the meaning was also very obvious. 现如今,城内上万民众围住王宫,虽未群起而攻,但意思也很明显了。 The offering sacrifices princess, subsides the deity the anger. 献祭公主,平息天神的怒火。 This is also the reason that Luo Su said cannot drive, he thought that oneself came early, various God the years still at the peak, rose from human have a long time. 这也是罗素直呼带不动的原因,他觉得自己来早了,诸神的时代尚在巅峰,距离人类崛起还有很长一段时间。 Although also has the hero to make the current situation the view, but the key is, cheat has Zeus of dragon arrogant destiny standard, but also is tied down by care of one's family to have big group of brothers and sisters. 虽也有英雄造时势的说法,但关键是,一路开挂拥有龙傲天命格的宙斯,还拖家带口拥有一大堆兄弟姐妹。 Thinks that Zeus that whole family, Luo Su warned itself secretly, double fist difficult enemy four, this time to be certainly low-key, cannot the wave! 想到宙斯那一家子,罗素暗暗告诫自己,双拳难敌四手,这次一定要低调,不能浪！ „Big brother, didn't you agree?” “大哥,你不同意？” „Agreement, they do not have the opinion, why didn't I agree?” “同意,他们都没意见,我为什么不同意？” „But......” “可是……” Perseus winks: „Big brother, is very dangerous, perhaps I will die.” 珀尔修斯挤挤眼:“大哥,很危险,也许我会死掉。” „All right, must believe own luck.” “没事,要相信自己的运气。” The Luo Su racket Perseus's pectoralis major muscle, the nod said: „Silly person has the silly luck, the future bad risk is rough, but you can certainly meet the chest to melt, defeats the big sea monster, gets married the princess, succeeds to the throne, henceforth steps onto the life peak.” 罗素拍拍珀尔修斯的胸大肌,点头道:“傻人有傻福,前途凶险坎坷,但你一定可以逢胸化吉,击败大海怪,迎娶公主,继承王位,从此走上人生巅峰。” „Big brother!” “大哥！” Perseus is taking a look at Luo Su eagerly, squeak squeak wū wū said: „You and I register together, without you, what to do I do not know should.” 珀尔修斯眼巴巴瞅着罗素,吱吱呜呜道:“你和我一起报名吧,没有你,我不知道该怎么办。” „I even......” “我就算……” Luo Su wants to reject, Perseus IQ is perhaps insufficient, but the military force value protects oneself sufficiently, in addition the bloodlines of his half -and-a-half people of gods, this adventure has the honored person to assist surely. 罗素本想拒绝,珀尔修斯或许智商不够,但武力值足以自保,加上他半人半神的血脉,这次冒险必定有贵人相助。 If that side Perseus has not brought back promptly repels the method of big sea monster, he stays in the city, is the sure card. 如果珀尔修斯那边没有及时带回击退大海怪的方法,他留在城中,才是万全之策。 But then thinks, if this adventure is the start of Perseus legend story, he must follow, mixing several draws is also fragrant. 可转而一想,如果这次冒险就是珀尔修斯传说故事的开始,那他必须跟上,混几个抽奖也是香的。 Also, this adventure will definitely be paid attention to by various God, can attempt, takes the opportunity to step Mount Olympus, looks for a goddess to work as the cohabitant. 还有,这次的冒险肯定会被诸神关注,可以尝试一下,借机踏上奥林匹斯山,找个女神当姘头。 Whom looking for is good, worries the person strangely...... 找谁好呢,怪愁人的…… „Ok, making your one person climb mountains and cross rivers, I am in suspense, when I pack the baggage, this registers with you.” “可以,让你一个人跋山涉水,我心里放心不下,等我收拾行李,这就和你一起去报名。” „Big brother, you are really good!” “大哥,你真好！” „This must!” “这必须的呀！” ...... …… Toward noon, Luo Su and Perseus register early, received an equipment in the weapon cache. 临近中午时分,罗素和珀尔修斯早早报名完毕,在武器库中领到了一身装备。 The armor, long sword and shield, all are Argos's standard equipment, places the current time, this equipment only then the crack troops can equip, were more than Sparta 300 small underpants consciences. 铠甲、长剑、盾牌,俱都是阿戈斯的制式装备,放在当前的时代,这身装备只有精兵才能装备,比斯巴达三百小裤衩良心多了。 The Registration Place head/number of people surges, is not the positive participation, but is persuades to quit negatively, in the city the common people are afraid therefore enrage the deity, only asked the offering sacrifices princess to trade safely. 报名处人头涌动,并非积极参与,而是消极劝退,城中百姓害怕因此触怒天神,只求献祭公主换来平安。 The king is also making both kinds of preparation, chooses the warrior at the same time, assigns/life people to keep close watch Princess Andromeda, cannot anybody and she contacts. 国王这边也在做着两手准备,挑选勇士的同时,命人将安德洛墨达公主严加看管,不许任何人和她接触。 One a adventure that concerns Argos life and death starts at the same night, looked that the weather knows, a future piece not bright. 一场关乎到阿戈斯生死存亡的冒险连夜启程,看天色就知道,前途一片无亮。 The hundred husbands of team leader long named Delacourt, from the my humble self in Argos, is a practicing good self-discipline soldier, is loyal and devoted to the royal family. 领队的百夫长名叫德拉古,从小生于阿戈斯,是个严于律己的军人,对王室忠心耿耿。 Is that face is a little scary, at first sight somewhat is an excellent likeness with Dormammu running dog Kaecilius, carefully looked, thought that he looks like eats the person doctor. 就是那张脸有点吓人,乍一看和多玛姆的走狗卡西利亚斯有几分神似,仔细一看,又觉得他长得像吃人医生。 Very oh no, Delacourt person half god Perseus of loathes fifty-fifty, in the eye the non- fashion reveals ‚eats person’ the color. 很糟糕,德拉古对半人半神的珀尔修斯十分厌恶,眼中不时流露出‘吃人’的色彩。 The seconds in command in team named Sauron, over fifty-year-old veteran, the temperament are relatively genial, he participates in this adventure on own initiative, lost death ends all troubles, won made a sum of retirement money, looked very pale to the life and death. 队里的二把手名叫索伦,一个年过半百的老兵,脾气相对和善,他主动参加这次冒险,输了一了百了,赢了赚一笔养老钱,对生死十分看淡。 Heard the Sauron name, Luo Su thinks subconsciously the past years has participated in protecting abstained from the squad, felt that this time did not have badly. 听到索伦的名字,罗素下意识就想到了当年参加过的护戒小队,感觉这次也没得差。 This all the way, must meet some barren mountains and untamed rivers, in barren mountains and untamed rivers always some demons, these demons...... a pan boiling under! 这一路上,总得遇到些穷山恶水吧,穷山恶水里总有些精怪吧,这些精怪……一锅煮得下吧！ Thinks that Luo Su anticipated suddenly, in Xiwang Road can collect the appropriate seasoning. 想想罗素突然期待了起来,希望路上能收集到合适的佐料。 Except for two team leaders, in the team does not lack the handsome fellow, Egypt cooperates and Jussi Beese, in addition Luo Su and Perseus, the composition men's team make a debut, thinks that in the goddesses by Mount Olympus was not paid attention difficultly. 除了两名领队,团队里也不缺帅哥,埃协斯和尤西比斯,加上罗素和珀尔修斯,组成男团出道,想不被奥林匹斯山上的女神们关注都难。 Remaining nothing more to be said that the dragon embroidered costume A , B , C , D, the whole staff adds altogether ten people, in the unusual coincidence correspondence protected to abstain from the squad. 剩下的就没啥好说的了,龙套甲乙丙丁,全员加起来一共十个人,又非常巧合对应上了护戒小队。 „Is the choice of destiny......” “都是命运的选择……” Luo Su fondly remembers forcefully, digs a pit in the ground and cooks, neglected automatically tagged along in adventure team later Ai E. 罗素强行怀念过去,埋锅造饭,自动忽略了尾随在冒险团队之后的艾娥。 „Luo Su, when can the dinner prepare?” “罗素,晚餐要准备到什么时候？” Young handsome fellow Jussi Beese and Perseus encircle side Luo Su spin, the meat that in the air fills makes them unendurable fragrant, others were maturer, after building the tent, the serious face sat in the stone scratches the sword. 小帅哥尤西比斯和珀尔修斯围在罗素身边打转,空气中弥漫的肉香让他们难以忍受,其他人就成熟多了,一个个搭好帐篷之后,严肃脸坐在石头上擦剑。 „Ok.” “好了。” Luo Su claps, sets out the making way cauldron, fellow of one crowd of starved ghost reincarnation closes in instantaneously. 罗素拍拍手,起身让开大锅,一群饿死鬼投胎的家伙瞬间一拥而上。 The material is the conventional material, the seasoning has not arranged, but the truth is like the instant noodles, he refines the monosodium glutamate and table salt in the seashore, with the product of cross time, easily conquered this group of people. 材料都是普通材料,佐料也没配齐,但道理和方便面一样,他在海边提炼出味精和食盐,用跨时代的产物,轻易征服了这群人。 In the squad, only hundred husband long Delacourt most act with constraint, is maintaining the dignity of team leader, does not struggle not to snatch, when the members assign, he fishes a soup again. 小队之中,唯有百夫长德拉古最为矜持,保持着领队的威严,不争不抢,等成员们分配完毕,他再捞点汤水。 The aloof is to pay the price, after assigning, picture that Delacourt sees finally, is Perseus carries the cauldron, disregarded the high temperature to rinse in the belly the soup. 高冷是要付出代价的,分配完毕之后,德拉古最后看到的画面,是珀尔修斯端起大锅,无视高温将汤汤水水全灌进了肚子里。 „Gurgle! Gurgle gurgle-” “咕嘟！咕嘟咕嘟--” (???) (???) „Crisp!” “啊爽！” Hiss slides hiss slides, the flexible tongue walks the position coquettishly, in the pot a drop does not remain! 嘶溜嘶溜,灵活的舌头风骚走位,锅内一滴不剩！ Delacourt: „......” 德拉古:“……” Suddenly, Delacourt vision is swift and fierce, in the eye ‚eats person’ meaning was richer. 猛然间,德拉古目光凌厉,眼中‘吃人’的意味更浓郁了。 „This is your.” “这份是你的。” One bowl of hot soup hand over in the personally approach, fluttered the shining blobs of oil, Delacourt is gaining ground then sees the Luo Su cunning smiling face, the corner of the eye pulled out slightly. 一碗热汤递在面洽,飘着金灿灿的油花,德拉古抬头便看到了罗素狡黠的笑脸,眼角微微一抽。 In the team, Delacourt is outwardly on team leader, in fact, grasps the cauldron saying that Luo Su of cook, is the spiritual leader, he said that one no one dares to say two. 团队里,德拉古是明面上的领队,事实上,掌握大锅自称伙夫的罗素,才是精神领袖,他说一没人敢说二。 The reason can understand, so long as some people propose ‚two’, Perseus immediately whole face scowl, going forward is the gaudy concave modeling. 原因可以理解,只要有人提‘二’,珀尔修斯立马满脸怒容,上前便是花里胡哨的凹造型。 On muscle that can dance, no one dares saying that no one may I ask. 就那会跳舞的肌肉,也没人敢说,没人敢问。 The one who most makes Delacourt speechless is, Luo Su is built on stilts him, from beginning to end only used a time of food. 最让德拉古无语的是,罗素将他架空,从头到尾只用了一顿饭的功夫。 Too disgraced, which is the glory of soldier, Argos's glory at where? 太丢人了,军人的荣耀在哪,阿戈斯的荣耀在哪？ Delacourt heart is indignant, did not eat does not eat white/in vain, received the bouillon then toward the mouth stopper, the heart disdains. 德拉古心头愤愤,不吃白不吃,接过肉汤便往嘴里塞,心头十分不屑。 Having anything is delicious, he feels very general, little eats one unable to starve to death. 有什么好吃的,他就觉得很一般,少吃一顿饿不死。 „Really fragrant!” “真香！”