The apartment, Luo Su passes through first floor, discovered that the door of bankrupt sisters family/home has not closed, had doubts very much. 公寓,罗素走过一楼,发现破产姐妹家的房门没关,很是疑惑走了进去。 He remembers before , pursues the play time, Carolyn had once complained Max, said that she unhairs never closes. 他记得以前追剧的时候,卡洛琳就曾吐槽过麦克斯,说她去毛的时候从不关门。 It is not the bedroom gate, is family's front door. 不是卧室门,是家里的大门。 As neighbor and police, Luo Su thought it is necessary to remind Max, in the hazardous location of New York this good and bad people mixed up, clean vehicles time must garage front door pass/test good, will otherwise have the scoundrel to board forcefully. 作为邻居兼警察,罗素觉得有必要提醒一下麦克斯,在纽约这种鱼龙混杂的危险地段,清洁车辆的时候必须把车库大门关好,不然会有歹徒强行上车。 In the room no one, Max and Carolyn were not at home, Luo Su looked at the next time, at this time is 8 : 00 pm, went to the restaurant to two females the night shift time. 屋里没人,麦克斯和卡洛琳都不在家,罗素看了下时间,此时已是晚上 8 点,到了两女去餐厅上夜班的时间。 „Person is not at home, unexpectedly does not close the gate, who don't you go bankrupt to go bankrupt?” “人不在家,居然连门都不关,你们不破产谁破产？” Luo Su shakes the head speechless, takes out the carrot from the refrigerator, throws the food toward pet horse Libao, then closes to leave. 罗素无语摇头,从冰箱里取出胡萝卜,朝宠物马栗宝投食,而后关门离开。 The house front door that two buildings, Leon rents has not closed, his mind reading dispersing, is speechless immediately. 二楼,莱昂租用的房屋大门也没关,他心灵感应散开,顿时无语至极。 Max and Carolyn lie down before the window abreast in row, in the latter hand is grasping the check, on two faces the shocking and satisfied facial expression is very complex. 麦克斯和卡洛琳并排躺在窗前,后者手里握着支票,两人脸上震惊和满足的神情无比复杂。 Luo Su sighed, arrived at the refrigerator, takes out drinks that Leon most loved- milk. 罗素叹了口气,走到冰箱边上,取出莱昂最爱的饮品-牛奶。 He drops down to two females who cannot be falling to the ground, the current capacity and angle control accurate, all poured in four nostrils. 他对着倒地不起的两女倒下,流量和角度把控精准,全都倒在了四个鼻孔里。 „Coughs-” “咳咳咳--” „God, I must be drown to death on the land!” “上帝,我要在陆地上溺死了！” Two unlucky eggs cough to awake from the stupor, the next second, they told Luo Su with practical action, why will faint on the floor. 两个倒霉蛋从昏迷中咳醒,下一秒,她们用实际行动告诉罗素,为什么会昏倒在地板上。 Saw only two people to set out to sit on the ground, Carolyn holds up the check tremblingly, Max opens the mouth to look, two people looked at each other one, pulled out without delay directly but actually. 只见两人起身坐在地上,卡洛琳颤巍巍举起支票,麦克斯张大嘴巴看了过去,两人对视一眼,二话不说直接抽倒。 Luo Su: „......” 罗素:“……” Do these two unlucky eggs, how many times faint today? 这俩倒霉蛋,今天昏过去了几次？ He has pulled the check from the Carolyn hand, looked that selects the eyebrow to the above number slightly, rips the fragment conveniently, flowers showered on the earth below by a goddess of the sky sprinkles on the ground generally. 他从卡洛琳手中扯过支票,看向上面的数字微微挑眉,随手撕成碎片,天女散花一般洒在地上。 Not like this does, these two women will perhaps starve to death livingly. 不这么做,这两个女人没准会活生生饿死。 A sound refers to overcoming, Luo Su goes out moves toward third floor, is the xi xi su su sound, then, the squeal breaks through the clouds again. 一个响指打下,罗素出门走向三楼,身后是窸窸窣窣的响声,再然后,尖叫声冲破云霄。 Thump! Thump! 咚！咚！ Sound x2 that cannot fall to the ground! 倒地不起的声音x2！ Luo Su: „......” 罗素:“……” The feeling leaves alone, two unlucky eggs will starve to death livingly. 感觉放任不管,两个倒霉蛋还是会活生生饿死。 He shakes the head speechless, pulls out two hundred USD from the pocket, throws on the ground conveniently, low voice bb said: „Well, 200 USD that who falls, no one in a moment was my.” 他无语摇头,从口袋里掏出两百美刀,随手扔在地上,小声bb道:“咦,谁掉的200美刀,没人说话就是我的了。” „My!” x2 “我的！”x2 The Luo Su voice falls, the forms of two whole body winding poor curses swoop, snatches the food by the vicious dog the domineering stance, slides to his foot near, in a manpower is grasping a Franklin. 罗素话音落下,两个全身缠绕贫穷诅咒的身影飞扑而出,以恶狗抢食的强势姿态,滑行至他脚边,一人手里握着一张富兰克林。 „Can Officer Luo Su, why tear up that check?” “罗素警官,为什么要把那张支票撕掉？” Max hates bitterly, although hundred USD are unable to alleviate sorrow in her heart, but also made her be separated to be deeply grieved sufficiently, had the going on living power reluctantly. 麦克斯痛心疾首,虽然一百美刀无法缓解她心中的悲痛,但也足以令她脱离悲痛欲绝,勉强有了活下去的动力。 „That is my check, wants to rip rips.” “那是我的支票,想撕就撕了。” Luo Su disdains to curl the lip, looks down to scared Carolyn: „Max has not seen the world since childhood, having this performance is very normal, you are trillion rich and powerful people families' princesses, your final stubborn?” 罗素不屑撇撇嘴,低头看向失魂落魄的卡洛琳:“麦克斯从小没见过什么世面,有这种表现很正常,你可是亿万富豪家里的千金小姐,你最后的倔强呢？” „My final stubborn following lip gloss used up together.” “我最后的倔强跟着唇彩一起用光了。” Carolyn crawls from the ground, wants to pull up Max, finally latter not, since, claimed that the life has lost the hope, kills does not get up. 卡洛琳从地上爬起来,想要拉起麦克斯,结果后者不从,声称人生已经失去希望,打死也不起来。 Luo Su pulls out green spooky USD: „Getting up words, this hundred USD were your.” 罗素掏出一张绿幽幽的美刀:“起来的话,这一百美刀就是你的了。” „I did not have the issue.” “那我没问题了。” Max hemp slides to crawl from the ground, gained hundred USD instantaneously, nearby Carolyn stared the big eye, then the plump lay to fall down. 麦克斯麻溜从地上爬起来,瞬间赚到了一百美刀,旁边的卡洛琳瞪大眼睛,而后扑通一声趴倒在地上。 „Kills me not to get up, only if some people to me hundred USD.” “打死我也不起来,除非有人给我一百美刀。” Luo Su:(??) 罗素:(??) He shakes the head speechless, one step Carolyn who bridges over the lying down corpse, walks toward third floor. 他无言摇头,一步跨过躺尸的卡洛琳,朝着三楼走去。 Luo Su was looks, these two had been tossed about poorly do not have the temperament, so long as he cancelled the finger, can depend on hundred million near people. 罗素算是看出来了,这两人已经被贫穷折腾得毫无脾气,只要他勾勾手指,就能凭亿近人。 Then depending on hundred million net people, then depending on hundred million enters the person! 然后凭亿净人,然后凭亿进人！ „Wait, Officer Luo Su, five ten USD can also discuss......” “等等,罗素警官,五十美刀也可以商量……” Sees Luo Su not to return leaves, the Carolyn whole person is not good: „Max, gives me quickly hundred USD.” 见罗素头也不回离开,卡洛琳整个人都不好了:“麦克斯,快给我一百美刀。” „Why?” “why？” „Because I pledged, no money does not get up.” “因为我发誓,没钱就不起来。” „You are lying down!” “那你还是躺着吧！” After a entanglement, Max abandoned hundred USD, Carolyn does what has said that receives money to stand immediately. 一番纠缠后,麦克斯扔下一百美刀,卡洛琳言出必行,收到钱立马就站了起来。 Bang bang bang! 梆梆梆！ Luo Su opens the door, looks at front small cake, shows the whites of the eyes saying: „I do not eat the sweets , if taking advantage of the bathroom, does not need to take the cake to make the compensation, I already showering that was familiar with your family unable to fix badly.” 罗素打开门,看着面前的小蛋糕,翻翻白眼道:“我不吃甜食,还有,如果是借浴室的话,不用拿蛋糕做补偿,我已经习惯你们家修不好的淋浴坏了。” „No, Officer Luo Su, we are not borrow the bathroom.” “不,罗素警官,我们不是来借浴室的。” „Is that lends money?” “那就是借钱咯？” Luo Su puts two people to enter the room, takes out two bottles of soft drinks from the refrigerator to them: „First reaches an agreement, over two hundred USD exempt discussed.” 罗素放两人进屋,从冰箱里取出两瓶汽水给她们:“先说好,超过两百美刀免谈。” „No, we are not lend money.” “不,我们也不是来借钱的。” Related to the fiscal issue, Carolyn is two people diplomats: „Officer Luo Su, you are very ripe with that banker, can introduce?” 涉及到财政问题,卡洛琳就是两人的外交官:“罗素警官,您和那位银行家很熟吗,能不能介绍一下？” „Do you want to lend money to the bank?” “你们想向银行借钱？” „Accurate is the loan......” “准确来说是贷款……” Carolyn turns on a record player, mentioned her and Max small cake business incessantly, and outlined a business empire that built up from the cupcake with the extremely short time, the vast in territory, shakes ancient Shuojin. 卡洛琳打开话匣,滔滔不绝说起了她和麦克斯小蛋糕生意,并用极短的时间勾勒出一个从纸杯蛋糕起家的商业帝国,版图辽阔,震古烁今。 Sounds like the chocolate factory! 听起来很像巧克力工厂！ Luo Su lifts the hand to stop: „Without is so troublesome, you must borrow how much money.” 罗素抬手喊停:“没那么麻烦,你们要借多少钱。” „Five hundred USD!” “五百美刀！” „Five ten thousand USD!” “五万美刀！” „......” X3 “……”x3 „Max, five hundred USD link one month of house rent to be insufficient.” “麦克斯,五百美刀连一个月的房租都不够。” „May lose money by some chance, sold also five ten thousand USD us.” “可万一亏本,把我们卖了都还不起五万美刀。” „Is this not just your desire?” “这不正是你的愿望吗？” Carolyn Max, said to her low voice: „Small cake business succeeded, we are the rich men, can repay the debt, owed took you to repay a debt, making you come true.” 卡洛琳拉了拉麦克斯,小声对她说道:“小蛋糕生意成功了,我们就是有钱人,可以偿还债务,亏了就拿你还债,让你梦想成真。” „After is I come true, do you lend money are more convenient?” Max shows the whites of the eyes. “是不是我梦想成真之后,你借钱更方便了？”麦克斯翻翻白眼。 „Right.” Carolyn nods earnestly. “没错。”卡洛琳认真点头。 „You may really be a capitalist, but this idea is good, I like very much.” “你可真是个资本家,不过这主意不错,我很喜欢。” Max exchanges the serious face, said to Luo Su seriously: „Carolyn said right, we prepare to borrow five ten thousand USD, if unable to repay the debt, you can take away to use me.” 麦克斯换上严肃脸,一本正经对罗素说道:“卡洛琳说得对,我们准备借五万美刀,如果无法偿还债务,你可以把我拿去用。” I thought that you are think the fart eats! 我看你是想屁吃！ Two unlucky eggs think the sound is very small, but Luo Su all heard, he beckons with the hand to express the rejection, takes out the credit card to place on the tea table from the pocket. 两个倒霉蛋自以为声音很小,但罗素全都听到了,他摆摆手表示拒绝,从口袋里取出信用卡放在茶几上。 „Officer Luo Su?” “罗素警官？” „This card many quotas I have not remembered that but at least also 50 ten thousand USD, lend money does not use, I have a request, words that can satisfy, you brush explode its me not to have the opinion.” “这张卡里还有多少额度我已经不记得了,但至少还有五十万美刀,借钱就不用了,我有一个要求,能满足的话,你们刷爆它我也没意见。” Clang! 锵！ Luo Su as if heard the gold coin to fall the place the sound, the examination, has not been on the rise to find that in two unlucky egg eyes is shining. 罗素似乎听到了金币掉地的声音,四下查看并没有,抬头发现两个倒霉蛋眼里在放光。 „Officer Luo Su, you had anything to demand although, we were very casual women.” “罗素警官,你有什么要求尽管说,我们是很随便的女人。” Max nostril blowout steam, the vision brilliant as if must eat the person. 麦克斯鼻孔喷出热气,目光灼灼仿佛要吃人。 „I take a marriage certificate!” “我要一张结婚证！” „......” X2 “……”x2 Max and Carolyn open the mouth, after the moment, Carolyn clenches teeth, the credit card on holding down tea table: „Without the issue, I will register the marriage with you tomorrow.” 麦克斯和卡洛琳张大嘴巴,片刻后,卡洛琳咬咬牙,按住茶几上的信用卡:“没有问题,明天我就和你去登记结婚。” „Carolyn, you are talking nonsense anything, some of you oneself dreams, could not be fettered by the marriage. Changes me to come, I did not fear!” “卡洛琳,你在胡说些什么,你还有自己的梦想,不能被婚姻束缚。换我来,我不怕！” A Max claw pats Carolyn, takes in the credit card: „Officer Luo Su, matter cannot be delayed, tonight tries the marriage!” 麦克斯一爪子拍开卡洛琳,将信用卡抢到手里:“罗素警官,事不宜迟,今晚就试婚吧！” „No, you misunderstood.” “不,你们误会了。” Luo Su by the sofa, shows the meaningful smile: „What I want is you two marriage certificate, so long as you become the legitimate companion, this card takes away brushes casually.” 罗素靠在沙发上,露出意味深长的笑容:“我要的是你们两个的结婚证,只要你们成为合法伴侣,这张卡拿去随便刷。” (???)??(??) (???)??(??) Max places on the credit card the tea table silently, turns the head to gaze at Carolyn, the latter returns by affection looking at each other, after ten seconds, two people give up same place. 麦克斯默默将信用卡放在茶几上,转头注视卡洛琳,后者回以深情对视,十秒后两人原地放弃。 ( 0)(?) )(?) Too difficult, being able to get down mouth. 太难了,下不去嘴。 „Can't Officer Luo Su, stretch the rules again?” “罗素警官,不能再通融一下吗？” „Yes, thinks walks into the marital palace with her, the heart that I want dead had.” “是啊,一想到和她步入婚姻殿堂,我想死的心都有了。” „Sorry, has not resulted in discussed.” “抱歉,没得商量。” Luo Su shakes the head the rejection, took up the credit card to shake shaking before two females. 罗素摇头拒绝,拿起信用卡在两女面前晃了晃。 Two unlucky egg bodies follow to rock, like female leopard that will soon prey on, then at present a flower, sees the credit card to vanish in the Luo Su palm. 两个倒霉蛋身躯跟着晃动,像极了即将捕食的雌豹,然后眼前一花,就看到信用卡消失在罗素掌心。 „Opportunity must not be lost loses no longer comes, to go back to consider, when thought through, when looks for me.” “机不可失失不再来,回去好好考虑一下,什么时候想通了,什么时候来找我。” Luo Su lifted the hand to see a visitor out, is near supplemented one: „Remembers, at the appointed time with the marriage certificate that you sign.” 罗素抬手送客,临了补充一句:“记得,到时拿上你们签名的结婚证。” Two female turned back first floor scared, Max pushed, unemotional say/way: „Did you bring the key?” 两女失魂落魄走回一楼,麦克斯推了推们,面无表情道:“你带钥匙了吗？” „No.” “没有。” „That goes to third floor, just forgot taking advantage of the bathroom.” “那就去三楼,刚刚忘了借浴室。” „It is not right, Max, the point, we have gone to work to be late this time.” “不对,麦克斯,这个时间点,我们已经上班迟到了。” „Compared with the marriage and dream, goes to work being nothing matter.” “和婚姻、梦想比起来,上班算个屁事。” „Max, you have thought and I marry, then receives money to divorce again?” “麦克斯,你有没有想过和我结婚,然后拿到钱再离婚？” „You gave up any idea of!” “你休想！” ...... …… Next day, Luo Su drives to rush to the police authorities, not for pill Phil's case, but is the chief two matters must look for him. 第二天,罗素驱车赶往警局,不是为了史丹菲尔的案子,而是局长有两件事要找他。 The first matter, Tony hung. 第一件事,托尼挂了。 Last night Tony went to the sub-bureau to surrender, midnight the sudden death, the preliminary appraisal, died of the heart disease arises suddenly. 昨晚托尼前往分局自首,半夜突然死亡,初步鉴定,死于心脏病突发。 This words deceive the child on the line, no matter Luo Su or chief, even if the reporters does not believe. 这种话骗骗小孩子就行,不管是罗素还是局长,哪怕是记者们都是不信的。 The chief flew into a rage for this reason, safeguards several police officers in temporary prison to be isolated to investigate, in the situation was not very clear, cannot discover in the police authorities to have the ghost, could not find out the method of assassinating Tony. 局长为此大发雷霆,看管临时监狱的几个警员都被隔离调查了,情况很不明朗,找不出警局里面有内鬼,也查不出暗杀托尼的手段。 Obviously, Tony knows too, surrendering makes his on family/home very terrified suddenly, at the same night sends people to process it. 显然,托尼知道太多,突然自首让他的上家非常惶恐,连夜派人将其处理掉。 Leon this unlucky egg turns misfortune into a blessing, because his anything does not know, no one cares about him is dies lives. 莱昂这个倒霉蛋因祸得福,因为他什么也不知道,没人在乎他是死是活。 The second matter is a good news, meets to decide situated in police square 1 st New York Police authorities Headquarters, is Luo Su awards ‚fight cross medal’. 第二件事是个好消息,位于警察广场一号的纽约警局总部开会决定,为罗素授予‘战斗十字勋章’。 The fight cross medal is the New York police's the second high honor, awards in the action resourceful and courageous, ignores individual safety, to carry out the fight with the armed scoundrel, individual who shows the extreme heroic spirit. 战斗十字勋章是纽约警察第二高的荣誉,授予在行动中机智勇敢,不顾个人安危,与持械歹徒展开搏斗,表现出极度英雄主义精神的个人。 The conference conducted a long time, some people proposed awards the highest honor ‚Medal of Honor’, because Luo Su killed 15 hoodlums incessantly, life that but also saved two mounted policemen, as well as dignity of New York police. 会议进行了很长一段时间,有人提议授予最高荣誉的‘荣誉勋章’,因为罗素不止击毙了十五名暴徒,还挽救了两名骑警的生命,以及纽约警察的尊严。 But finally, the conference decides to award ‚fight cross medal’, without the means that Luo Su was too young, now wins ‚Medal of Honor’, next time would have no to give. 但最终,会议决定授予‘战斗十字勋章’,没办法,罗素太年轻了,现在就拿到‘荣誉勋章’,下次就没得给了。 „Medal-awarding ceremony three days later, first puts the nearby the case of Sheriff pill, prepares to greet your life the magnificent turning point.” “授勋仪式在三天之后,先把史丹警长的案子放边上,准备好迎接你人生的辉煌转折点。” The chief patted the shoulder of Luo Su, in the eye revealed to envy and bless, after recalling with deep feeling an age lived the dog body, small sound said: „Told you secretly, above person prepared to stand erect the police beacon pole you, you later were a star.” 局长拍了拍罗素的肩膀,眼中流露羡慕和祝福,感怀自己一把年纪活到狗身上之后,小声道:“偷偷告诉你,上面人准备把你竖立成警界标杆,你以后就是明星了。” „Isn't the police beacon pole the bald brothers?” “警界标杆不是秃头兄弟吗？” „Did not have, they jumped from an upper story to commit suicide!” “没了,他们跳楼自杀了！” Luo Su: „......” 罗素:“……” Jedi Knight and did the scorpion king die?? 绝地武士和蝎子王死了？？