SeesLuo Suto speak one's mindto start the solutionbelt, the robbedwhite manflustersonebatch, shakes the hand of spear/gunto tremble, for fear thathereallypulls out a Barrett.
见罗素自说自话开始解裤带,抢劫的白人男子慌得一批,握枪的手哆哆嗦嗦,生怕他真的掏出一把巴雷特。Finallyis worse!
结果更糟!Luo Suput out a handto pull outfor quite a whilein the pants crotch, suddenlygawked, after fishing out the m249machine gundisassembled the components, is in front ofman, assembledit.罗素伸手在裤裆里掏了半天,突然楞了一下,摸出m249机枪拆卸后的零件,当着男子的面,将其组装完毕。„Originallyconcealshere, looked for threemonthsnot to findbefore, Ialsothink that lostit.”
“原来藏在这里,之前找了三个月都没找到,我还以为把它弄丢了。”„Wait a bit, givesmeoneminute, whichIlookto look at the special-purposemagazinein......”
“稍等,给我一分钟,我找找看专用弹匣在哪……”„Thisrpgis not, thisis not......, Ias iftouchedtoBarrett...... damn, thiswasIleaves the plant the spear/gun of bringing......”
“这个rpg不是,这把也不是……咦,我似乎摸到巴雷特了……该死,这是我出厂自带的枪……”„......”
“……”
After oneminute, Luo Sushrugs, apology: „Sorry, the arms and ammunitionare too many, Icould not findBarrett, won't youmind?”
一分钟后,罗素耸耸肩,歉意道:“抱歉,武器弹药太多,我找不到巴雷特,你不会介意吧?”„You, who your tmis!?”
“你,你你tm是谁啊!?”
The white manshakes the hand of spear/gunto keep shaking, in additionon the one hand grasps the windproof coatsleeve cuffto keepwiping away sweat, heknows that oneselfwas in luck, snatched a big shotincautiously.
白人男子握枪的手抖个不停,另一手抓起风衣袖口不停擦汗,他知道自己走运了,一不小心抢了个大佬。Luo Suhad not replied,pulls outonepile of arm licensesfrom the trouser pocket, andinmostunderturns outownpolice officerto prove: „Ifyousee, nypd, thispieceismydomain.”罗素没有回答,从裤子口袋里掏出一堆持枪证,并在最下方翻出自己的警官证:“如你所见,nypd,这片是我的地盘。”
The menlook at the police officerto prove, watched the presentarms exhibition, the Coltmuzzle of popularitywill raise upsilently, said with a smileforced: „Disturbedembarrassed, Iamcome to drinkonecup, the meaning without robbed, joked.”
男子看着警官证,又看了看眼前的军火展示会,默默将自己大众化的柯尔特枪口竖起,牵强笑道:“不好意思打扰了,我就是进来喝一杯,没有抢劫的意思,闹着玩的。”„Youdetermined that doesn't want?”
“你确定不要?”Iwanted unable to carry off!
我要了也带不走啊!
The maleheartshouts wildlyto askto let off, beckons with the handagain and again: „, Youreceivedquickly the spear/gun, Ialsohad the matter, thiswalked, did not disturbyouto dine.”
男子心头狂呼求放过,连连摆手:“不了,您快把枪收回去,我还有事,这就走,不打扰您用餐了。”„Wait, looked at your the spear/gun, howIthought that insidedoes not have the bullet!”
“等等,看你这把枪,我怎么觉得里面没子弹呢!”Luo Suselects the eyebrowto lookto the white man, discontentedsay/way: „Saidearlyyoudo not have the bullet, Idid not pull out the spear/gun, thiswas tiredme, but must putagain......”罗素挑眉看向白人男子,不满道:“早说你没子弹,我就不掏枪了,这把我累的,还要再放回去……”Saying, hismagic is the same, returned to spear/gunstoppers on table the clothes.
说着,他变魔术一样,将桌上的枪一个一个塞回了衣服里。NearbyMaxlooks attwoto straighten, islook that envies, fantasizedoneself have the skill of thisconceals, thenpasses in and outin the supermarket.
旁边的麦克斯看得两眼发直,是羡慕的眼神,幻想自己也有这手藏物的本事,然后在超市里进进出出。„Youare speakingwhatnonsense, inmyspear/gunhas the bullet, really...... do youdo, Iwarnedyou, tomydistant point, otherwiseIopened fire.”
“你在说什么傻话,我枪里有子弹,真的……你干什么,我警告你,离我远点,不然我就开枪了。”
The malevoiceshivers, lifts gunto aim atLuo Su, person who has the spear/gunobviouslyishe, actuallysoonput in great inconvenienceto cry.
男子语音颤抖,举枪瞄准罗素,明明有枪的人是他,却委屈得快要哭了出来。Whatis most terrifying, hediscovered that the Luo Suair/Qifieldis too strong, oneselfhands and feetdoes not run errands, touches off the trigger unable to achieve.
最恐怖的是,他发现罗素气场太强,以至于自己手脚不听使唤,扣动扳机都做不到。„Has the bullet, does the non-triggering pulling?”
“有子弹,干嘛不扣扳机?”
The Luo Sustepsgo forward, takes downColtfrom the malestiffhand, after drawing back the magazine, looked atone: „Misunderstoodyou, originallyreallyhad the bullet.”罗素踏步上前,从男子僵硬的手中取下柯尔特,退下弹匣后看了一眼:“误会你了,原来真有子弹。”„Yes!”
“是吧!”Bang!
嘭!Luo Sutakes down the hookto hit hard the white manabdomen, hitshisbodyto roll up, the latterasidegets upto kneelto shrinkin the place, lost the ability to act.罗素一记下勾拳重击白人男子腹部,打得他身躯蜷缩,后背躬起跪缩在地,失去了行动能力。„Knows, onis pointing atmypersonwith the spear/gun......”
“知道吗,上一个拿枪指着我的人……”Luo SuplacesonColt the table, looked at the eyeto retch the white man: „Calculates that yourluckis good, todayIam also on leave, am disinclinedto write the report, otherwisemeetslateryouris not the police vehicle, butis the hearse.”罗素将柯尔特放在餐桌上,看了眼干呕中的白人男子:“算你运气好,今天我还在休假,懒得写报告,不然待会儿来接你的不是警车而是灵车。”
The white manloses the ability to act, is showing the whites of the eyes unable to speak.
白人男子失去行动能力,翻着白眼说不出话。Luo Suputs out the cell phone, David'scall, heremembers that thisgoodsmostlikebeing on night dutyto gain the overtime pay, shouldswayin the nearby.罗素拿出手机,拨打大卫的电话,他记得这货最喜欢值夜班赚加班费,应该就在附近晃荡。Another side, David in patrolreceives the call, is filled with joyto comply.
另一边,巡逻中的大卫接到电话,满心欢喜答应下来。
After hanging up the telephone, Davidsigheddejected, this afternoon when changing shifts, the chiefaskedhimto talk, out of security concerns, will change a partnertohim.
挂断电话后,大卫颓然叹了口气,今天下午换班时,局长找他谈话了,出于安全考虑,会给他换一个搭档。Davidis extremely disconsolate, heanticipatesandLuo Suvery muchforms a team, finally the golden partnerhas not praised, evenhas not startedto cooperateofficially, diedahead of time.
大卫万分惆怅,他很期待和罗素组队,结果黄金搭档尚未扬名,甚至还没开始正式合作,就提前夭折了。
The vehiclesroll by the bridge, receives the radio stationcircular, peripheralhas the electric currentto disturb the phenomenon, hewas away fromrecently, droveto go200metersto arrive in the spot.
车辆驶过大桥,接到电台通告,周边有电流干扰现象,他距离最近,开车行驶两百米抵达了事发地点。Under the lonelybridge, the scrapped car and oil drumfind at everywhere, a trampdoes not have.
冷清的大桥底下,报废汽车和油桶随处可见,却连个流浪汉都没有。Davidgrasps the glareflashlight, puts out a hand the holding downwaistpistol, cold windhas blown, hisnape of the neckhadgoosebumps.
大卫手持强光手电,伸手按住腰间手枪,一阵冷风吹过,他脖颈起了一层鸡皮疙瘩。
The atmosphereis not very good, when Davidremembersoneselfpursued the younger sister, in the movie theaterhas watched the horror film.
气氛很不好,大卫想起了自己追妹子时,在电影院看过的恐怖片。Turns around a bridge pier, the glareflashlightaccording to a wire netting, the redmolten iron that circulargapedgeresidualhigh temperaturecuttingleaves behind.
拐过一个桥墩,强光手电照到一处铁丝网,圆形缺口边缘残留高温切割留下的红色铁水。Hehas doubtsto look atthis, takes the glareflashlightto approach, pondering overis being the natural phenomenon, isartificialpractical joke.
他疑惑看着这一幕,拿着强光手电靠近,琢磨着是自然现象,还是人为的恶作剧。At this time, a whole bodysilver-whitehuman formobjectfrombackclose toDavid, handbladebythunderclapfastfalling, took downhimeasilyin the place.
这时,一个全身银白色的人形物体从背后靠近大卫,手刀以迅雷之速落下,轻而易举将他放倒在地。
The silver-whitestrangeobjectjust like the mercury that a beacherectnesswalks, after taking downDavid, the figurecontractionsways from side to side, becomingnot the slightest difference from David, is exactly the sameincludingpolice uniformserial number.
银白色诡异物体宛若一滩直立行走的水银,放倒大卫之后,身形收缩扭动,变得和大卫一般无二,连身上的警服编号都如出一辙。
The onlydifferenceis the facial expression, althoughheandDavidhas the sameface, butunfeelinglikesteel.
唯一的区别是神情,虽然他和大卫有着同样的面孔,但冷酷无情如同钢铁。Hetakes downDavid'spistol, drives the police vehicleto swagger away, leaves behindDavid who remains unconscioussame place, once in a while the hands and feettwitches12.
他取下大卫的手枪,开着警车扬长而去,原地留下昏迷不醒的大卫,间或手脚抽搐一两下。
......
……In the restaurant, the white manwakes up, restores the ability to act, was hit hardbyLuo Suagainfalls to the ground.
餐厅里,白人男子醒来,恢复行动能力,然后再次被罗素重击倒地。Later, fordoes not affect the restaurantnormal order, the unluckyeggforces in the boothbyMaxandCarolyn, in the Luo Sudirectly opposite.
之后,为了不影响餐厅正常秩序,倒霉蛋被麦克斯和卡洛琳塞进卡座,就在罗素正对面。Twofemalesadmireto the Luo Susavageperformance, offered his smallcakefree of charge, although his interestdoes not have.
两女对罗素凶残的表现十分敬佩,免费赠送了他一个小蛋糕,虽然他一点兴趣也没有。A halfhourcannot wait forDavid, telephonesnot to meet, Luo Suexhaustspatiently, thinksinownhandonly then the number of chief, was not very tactfulto hit.
半小时都等不到大卫,打电话也不接,罗素耐心耗尽,想想自己手里只有局长的号码,很不识趣打了过去。
The chief seems to be conducting a seriousscientific experiment, the populationis unclear, receives the Luo Sucallto be extremely annoyed, but when Luo Suturns on the hiddenswitch in hisbrain, becomes is very immediately polite, arranging the squad carto rush to the restaurant.
局长似乎在进行一场严肃的科学实验,人数不明,接到罗素的电话万分恼火,可当罗素开启他脑内的隐藏开关,立马变得十分有礼貌,安排巡逻警车赶至餐厅。
The white manandhispistol and blackgarbage bagcarried off, twopolice officersinquired the happeningprocesssimply, thenwaved goodbyewithLuo Su.
白人男子和他的手枪、黑色垃圾袋被带走,两名警员简单询问案发经过,便和罗素挥手告别。Luo Suseesin the restaurantallplotcharacters, withouttriggering of Systempromptdraws, throws downhundredUSDto leaverefreshedly.罗素见完餐厅里所有剧情人物,没有系统提示的触发抽奖,爽快丢下一百美刀走人。„Did not needto look, whatremainingwas the tip.”
“不用找了,剩下的是小费。”Maxtakes the one hundred dollar bill, twoshineto look the back that Luo Suleavesnatural, delivers to the entrance, discovered that heopens the postureultragraceful of race carvehicle door.
麦克斯拿着百元大钞,两眼放光看着罗素潇洒离开的背影,一路送到门口,发现他打开跑车车门的姿势超帅。„Max, the car(riage)rear lightdid not have, this/shouldchapter of soul.”
“麦克斯,车尾灯都没了,该回魂了。”Carolynput out a handto shakeshakingin front ofMax, made an effortto shakefromdaydreamitawakes: „Awakes, is onlyhundredUSD, but alsobeing insufficientmakesyoufall in love withhim.”
卡洛琳伸手在麦克斯面前晃了晃,用力将其从白日梦中晃醒:“醒醒,只是一百美刀,还不足以让你爱上他。”„Was enough, at leastIamlovetonighthis.”
“足够了,至少今晚我是爱他的。”MaxplacesunderhundredUSD the nose, made an effortto smellsmelling, was infatuated saying: „Iacknowledged that Iwas mistaken, juststarted, Ithought that heis not graceful, will only stare at the dregsmale who the old ladychestis looking.”
麦克斯将一百美刀放在鼻子下,用力嗅了嗅,陶醉道:“我承认我看走眼了,刚开始的时候,我觉得他一点也不帅,还是个只会盯着老娘胸脯看的渣男。”„Now?”
“现在呢?”„Hewas a richdregsmale...... does not needto look, whatremainingwas the tip......”
“他是个有钱的渣男……不用找了,剩下的是小费……”Maxis studying the Luo Sutone, put on airs saying that saidexcitedly: „Hepays up the appearance that anddrivesto be goodto lead, likeMarlon Brando, you feel?”
麦克斯学着罗素的语气,装腔作势说完,兴奋道:“他结账和开车的样子好帅,像马龙・白兰度,你觉得呢?”„Max, sober, outside the playMarlon Brandois the best quality goodsdregsmale, in the play the godfatherwill not opentwoten thousandUSD.”
“麦克斯,清醒点,戏外马龙・白兰度是个极品渣男,戏里教父也不会开两万美刀的科迈罗。”„Oh, the thousand gold (daughter)young lady of bankruptcy, do youcurrentlyhavetwohundredUSD?”
“哇哦,破产的千金大小姐,你现在有两百美刀吗?”„Ifsomepeoplemake the tipwithtwoone hundred dollar bills, Ihad.”Carolyncurls the lip.
“如果有人用两张百元大钞做小费,我就有了。”卡洛琳撇撇嘴。„Thatwas not good, whattwoten thousandUSDandtwomillion do USDhaveto distinguishto me?”Maxstares the bigeye, is much poorer.
“那不就行了,两万美刀和两百万美刀对我而言有什么区别?”麦克斯瞪大眼睛,穷得理直气壮。„Ok, ifyoureallysendsex-madly, gets off worklater to deliver goods to the doorstep, helivesinthird floor.”
“ok,如果你真的发花痴,下班之后可以送货上门,他就住在三楼。”„Thisalsosaidwithyou.”
“这还用你说。”„......”
“……”
......
……4 : 00 am, Maxwears a bath robe, a faceleavesthird floorsatisfiedly, shoved openowndoor.
凌晨 4 点,麦克斯穿着件浴衣,一脸满足离开三楼,推开了自家的房门。„Max, howyouonlywears a bathrobe, isman's...... damn, before Iremember for one -and-a-half hours, youarewear the clothesto go upstairs.”
“麦克斯,你怎么只穿着一件浴袍,还是男式的……该死,我记得一个半小时前,你是穿着衣服上楼的。”Carolyncovers the head, sheknows that Maxalwaysall comes are welcome, butthis is also too quick......
卡洛琳捂住脑袋,她知道麦克斯一向来者不拒,但这也太快……One -and-a-half hours, cannotcalculatequickly.
呃,一个半小时,不能算快了。„Carolyn, mylove.”
“卡洛琳,我恋爱了。”
A Maxfaceis sex-mad, looked that his eyes of being enchanted byknow, herpersoncame back, butsoulalsointhird floor.
麦克斯一脸花痴,看其迷醉的双眼就知道,她人是回来了,但魂儿还在三楼。„Love! Youfirstgo to bedwithOfficerLuo Su, thenwithhislove?”
“恋爱!你先和罗素警官上床,然后再和他恋爱?”„No, has not gone to bed, the object of myloveis the massagebathtub of hisfamily/home.”
“不,没有上床,我恋爱的对象是他家的按摩浴缸。”Maxhas gotten back one's composure, sighs: „Ibring the smallcaketo visit, the excusewasfamily'sshoweringwent bad, wants the bathroom of family/hometo take a bathtaking advantage ofOfficerLuo Su.”
麦克斯回过神,叹气道:“我带着小蛋糕上门,借口是家里的淋浴坏了,想借罗素警官家的浴室洗个澡。”„Finally?”
“结果呢?”„Finallyhehas not eaten the cake, has not eatenme, reallylendsme the bathroom.”
“结果他既没有吃蛋糕,也没有吃我,真的把浴室借给我。”Maxencounterstooneselfpitifullysympathizes , is in high spirits: „But the massagebathtub of hisfamily/homeis bigandcomfortable, mycould not bear, washedthree.”
麦克斯对自己悲惨的遭遇十分同情,转而兴高采烈道:“但他家的按摩浴缸又大又舒服,我一个没忍住,就洗了三回。”„Looked, the skinsoaked the pleat.”
“看出来了,皮都泡褶了。”Carolynshows the whites of the eyes, complainedonespeechless.
卡洛琳翻翻白眼,无语吐槽了一句。„Told the truth, Iwish one could dead inhisfamily/homebathroom, the oven of kitchen, the television in living room......”
“说真话,我恨不得死在他家浴室里,还有厨房的烤箱,客厅里的电视机……”Maxclenches jaws saying: „Damn, whyhisonI, Ido not have the reasonto liveinthatlike thisdo not walk.”
麦克斯咬牙切齿说道:“该死,为什么他不上我,这样我就有理由住在那不走了。”„Max, Iremembers that somebodyhas said that OfficerLuo Sustared atherchestto look for 15seconds, was the properdregsmale.”
“麦克斯,我记得某人说过,罗素警官盯着她的胸脯看了十五秒,是个妥妥的渣男。”
The Carolynboth armshold the shoulder, mystifyingsay/way: „On the currentsituation, somebody seemed to be mistaken, but alsooverestimatedowncharm.”
卡洛琳双臂抱肩,阴阳怪气道:“就目前的情况而言,某人似乎看走眼了,还高估了自己的魅力。”„No, Istillretain the originalviewpoint, heindeedis the richdregsmale.”
“不,我依然保留原来的观点,他的确是个有钱的渣男。”Maxspeaking ofthis, the doubtsknits the brows: „Carolyn, OfficerLuo Sutoldme, ifIcanbecome the best friend of femalegod of thunderthinly, canconsiderandmecomes an artillery, who was the best friend of femalegod of thunder?”
麦克斯说到这,疑惑皱了皱眉:“卡洛琳,罗素警官告诉我,如果我能瘦成女雷神的闺蜜,可以考虑和我来一炮,女雷神的闺蜜是谁?”„Does not know, but ifthisishisoriginal words, heindeedis the dregsmale.”
“不知道,但如果这是他的原话,那他的确是个渣男。”„Repeats, is the richdregsmale . Moreover the bathtub of hisfamily/homesurpassesto praise!”
“重复一遍,是有钱的渣男,而且他家的浴缸超赞!”Maxdefends the dregsmale, saw that Carolynis tidying up the clothes, the doubtsasked: „Are youdoing, whycantake the spare clothes?”
麦克斯为渣男进行辩护,看到卡洛琳在收拾衣服,不禁疑惑问道:“你在干什么,为什么要拿换洗衣服?”„Yousaid that ourfamily/homeshoweredto go bad, Imustgo toOfficerLuo Suin the family/hometo borrow the bathroomto use.”
“你说的,我们家淋浴坏了,我要去罗素警官家里借浴室用一下。”„Damn, your youngprostitutepounds, youare greedyhismassagebathtub.”Maxis angry.
“该死,你这个小婊砸,你馋他的按摩浴缸。”麦克斯大怒。„Younotalso?”
“你不也是吗?”„No, Iam greedyhismoney.”
“不,我还馋他的钱。”-----
-----Trace to the origin!
推本!Starting todaydoes not work as the demon!
从今天开始不当魔头!Destroys the idiomseries, interestedcanhave a look.
一本毁成语系列,有兴趣的可以看看。
......
……Hashegemon‚a lonelyson of a bitch’reward, owedhimthreechaptersnot, was simply absurd.
有盟主‘一只孤单的狗子’的打赏,欠他三章没还了,简直岂有此理。Another daywill certainly make up!
改天一定补上!
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