„David, replied that my issue, what you and do Bassar Ze appear in the Chinatown makes? Who with Bassar Ze in the mysterious male of hospital eruption conflict is? You two and dragon dance do the mysterious events have what relations?” “戴维,回答我的问题,你和巴萨泽出现在唐人街做什么？和巴萨泽在中医馆爆发冲突的神秘男又是谁？你们两个和舞龙的神秘事件有何关系？” Asked facing third even/including, David looks flustered, controls the expression diligently, knows that at this time more was the performance flustered more is appears itself to have the issue. 面对三连问,戴维神色慌张,努力控制表情,知道这时候越是表现慌张就越是显得自己有问题。 May know to turn over to know, he is only ordinary in the school student, is the bookworm rank, spoke the eye mouth awry to be slanting with the beautiful girl, faces police's interrogation let alone. 可知道归知道,他只是个普通的在校学生,还是书呆子级别,和漂亮女孩说话都眼歪嘴斜,更何况是面对警察的质问。 „Police, Police officer, I and Bassar Ze...... in hospital are actually......” “警,警官,我和巴萨泽……在中医馆其实是……” „Said!” “说！” David streaming with sweat, gets a sudden inspiration suddenly: „Is this, my is unhealthy, Bassar Ze leads me to go to the Chinatown to find the doctor to see a doctor.” 戴维汗如雨下,猛然间灵机一动:“是这样的,我身体不好,巴萨泽带我去唐人街找医生看病。” „Is unhealthy, did you determine?” “身体不好,你确定？” „Naturally!” “当然！” David snort/hum Haxiu several healthy postures, then made the hot dog shape, puts out the tongue to keep breathing. 戴维哼哈秀了几个健美姿势,然后做热狗状,吐出舌头喘个不停。 The Luo Su complexion is strange: „But according to my investigation, in that the doctor in hospital mainly treats the infertility, especially is good at treating the masculine kidney empty.” 罗素脸色古怪:“可据我调查,那家中医馆的医生主治不孕不育,尤其擅长治疗男性肾虚。” „......” “呃……” „You empty?” “你虚？” „Yes, yes, the flowering shrubs expert, the girlfriend was one by one attractive, deals with their me empty.” David forces oneself to look cheerful, to clear the suspicion goes all out to toot one's own horn toward oneself. “是,是啊,花丛老手,女朋友一个比一个漂亮,应付完她们我就虚了。”戴维强颜欢笑,为了洗清嫌疑拼命往自己脸上贴金。 „Awakes, you do not have the girlfriend.” “醒醒,你没有女朋友。” Luo Su shakes the head again and again: „If I have not misread, you should be a virgin, even/including girl's hand have not pulled.” 罗素连连摇头:“如果我没看错,你应该是个处男,连女孩子的手都没牵过。” „F bi k, do this you know?” “f哔k,这你都知道？” David blurted out, discovers the speaking incorrectly words, proficiently lifts both hands: „Police officer, franking, is they harms me to go to the hospital to go see a doctor.” 戴维脱口而出,发现说错话,熟练抬起双手:“警官,实不相瞒,就是她们害得我必须去医馆就医。” „David!” “戴维！” The simple and beautiful female voice transmits, David such as was struck by lightning, turns around to look stiffly to the sudden pretty female schoolmate, bringing a weeping voice saying: „Betty, how did you come?” 清丽的女声传来,戴维如遭雷击,僵硬转身看向突然出现的漂亮女同学,带着一丝哭腔道:“贝蒂,你怎么来了？” Betty had once gone to same the elementary school with David, afterward transferred the school to leave, two people in New York City University reunion, reluctantly are friends from childhood. 贝蒂曾和戴维上过同一所小学,后来转校离开,两人在纽约城市大学重逢,勉强算是青梅竹马。 She is the object who David unrequited loves, eighth that year, two people almost held hands successfully, became the enviable young lover. 她是戴维暗恋的对象,八岁那年,两人差点牵手成功,成为令人羡慕的小情侣。 „You invited me to come.” “你邀请我来的。” Betty had doubts to look at Luo Su one: „David, am I come am not the time?” 贝蒂疑惑看了罗素一眼:“戴维,我是不是来得不是时候？” „No, slightly troubles, this police officer asks me to collect evidence, quick finished.” “没有,一点小麻烦,这位警官找我取证,很快就结束了。” David relaxes, a secretly thought narrow squeak, Betty has not heard the beforehand words luckily, otherwise he does not want to take off/escape the list. 戴维松了口气,暗道一声好险,幸亏贝蒂没听到之前的话,不然他别想脱单了。 Betty cares saying: „Evidence collection? Did David you encounter the problem?” 贝蒂关心道:“取证？戴维你遇到麻烦了？” „Is this.” “是这样的。” Luo Su sees the pretty blonde younger sister, told the facts: „Last night had a case in the Brooklyn Chinatown, just Schoolmate David to causing the body pulled out spatially because of year to year the hand, went see a doctor to witness all in the nearby hospital, I asked him to ask about then situation.” 罗素看着漂亮的金发妹子,实话实说道:“昨晚在布鲁克林唐人街发生一起案件,刚好戴维同学因常年手冲导致身体被掏空,在附近医馆就医目睹了一切,我来找他询问当时的情况。” Betty:( zhe zhe) 贝蒂:(乛乛) David:(??) 戴维:(??) „Betty! Betty you listens to me to explain, is not this, I do not have......” “贝蒂！贝蒂你听我解释,不是这样的,我没有……” David puts out a hand to probably explain, the hand that finally extends was shunted by Betty keenly, the latter first even/including withdraws several steps, looks that David's hand fills with the vigilance. 戴维伸手欲要解释,结果伸出去的手被贝蒂灵敏躲开,后者一连退后几步,看着戴维的手满怀戒心。 „, I suddenly think that has a matter not to manage, you are first busy, another day telephone communication.” “呃,我突然想起来有件事没办,你先忙,改天电话联系。” When Betty, rubs to run to leave awkwardly, before arriving at the gate, toward David movement of refueling: „David, wish you to be soon restored to health.” 贝蒂尴尬不已,蹭蹭蹭一路小跑离开,走到门前时,朝戴维比了个加油的动作:“戴维,祝你早日康复。” David:(? ;??) 戴维:(?;??) „Do not walk!” “不要走啊！” David puts out a hand to grasp in the air, except for desperate, anything has not caught. 戴维伸手在空气中一抓,除了绝望,什么也没抓到。 His face grief and indignation looks to Luo Su: „Police officer, how you can talk nonsense in front of Betty, after this lets me, how to face her!” 他一脸悲愤看向罗素:“警官,你怎么能在贝蒂面前胡说八道,这让我以后怎么面对她！” „Schoolmate David, I have not spoken irresponsibly.” “戴维同学,我可没乱说。” Luo Su shrugs, said innocently: „Was you said that I was only the original design iteration, a point added inflammatory details does not have.” 罗素耸耸肩,无辜道:“都是你说的,我只是原样重述,一点添油加醋都没有。” „......” “……” „Also, the situation is not very bad, thinks toward the good aspect, now this aspect you are basically eliminated, how does not need to intertwine to go facing her.” “还有,情况也不是很糟,往好的方面想,现在这种局面你基本淘汰出局,不用纠结怎么去面对她。” „Wú wū wū-” “唔呜呜呜-—” Hears the comfort of Luo Su, David corner of the eye is moist, cannot bear be with flowing tears. 听到罗素的安慰,戴维眼角湿润,忍不住潸然泪下。 Luo Su racket David's shoulder, the good words persuaded: „Ok, do not want is too many, compared with looking for a girlfriend, the urgent matter recuperates own body, otherwise pursues to the girlfriend also can only stare dry/does.” 罗素拍拍戴维的肩膀,好言相劝道:“好了,你别想太多,比起找个女朋友,当务之急是调理好自己的身体,不然追到女朋友也只能干瞪眼。” „Waah!!” “哇啊啊啊！！” David makes the sound that is deliberately bad, lifts tears that the hand wipes to turn one's face: „Police officer, you won, I should not lie, that side the Chinatown case indeed has the relations with me.” 戴维发出自暴自弃的声音,抬手抹掉脸上的泪水:“警官,你赢了,我不该说谎,唐人街那边的案子的确和我有关系。” „Acknowledgment is good, said the truth.” “承认就好,把真相说出来。” „Police officer, before saying truth, I want first to ask your question.” “警官,在说出真相之前,我想先问你一个问题。” The David serious face, said deeply: „You believe that in the world has the magician?” 戴维严肃脸,深沉道:“你相信世界上存在魔法师吗？” „Letter/believes!” “信！” „I know that you do not believe...... a while, do you believe unexpectedly?” “我知道你不信……等会儿,你居然相信？” David stares the big eye, the reply of Luo Su is unexpected in him, does not know how should say. 戴维瞪大眼睛,罗素的回答在他意料之外,都不知道该怎么接话了。 „Doesn't letter/believes, why believe? I not only believe the magician to exist, I am also a master, but also is very fierce.” “信,为什么不信？我不仅相信魔法师存在,我本人也是一名法师,还很厉害。” Luo Su put in order under the coat, recalled said in the past: „For a long time is very before very long, people called me for Sorcerer Supreme, fight that here abbreviation innumerable seconds killed the enemy, because were too boring, I resigned to be the police.” 罗素整了下外套,追忆往昔道:“很久很久以前,人们称呼我为至尊法师,此处省略无数秒杀敌人的战斗,因为太无聊,我就卸任做了警察。” „Police officer, do not taunt me, I know that you do not believe.” “警官,别挖苦我了,我知道你不信。” David has not taken seriously , to continue saying: „I am a magician apprentice, Bassar Ze am my teacher, ten years ago, I emit by the evil master of Bassar Ze seal in soul incautiously, causes him in again the process of seal, closed/pass with the opposite party in the magic item.” 戴维没有当真,继续说道:“我是一个魔法师学徒,巴萨泽是我的导师,十年前,我一不小心放出被巴萨泽封印在魂器里的邪恶法师,导致他在重新封印的过程中,和对方一起关在了魔法道具里。” „I at that time was a child, did not know the soul importance, does not know that in the seal other evil magicians, panic under were also discarding soul, causing him to wander about destitute the Chinatown.” “我那时还是个孩子,不知道魂器重要性,也不知道里面还封印着其他邪恶的魔法师,惊慌失措下扔掉了魂器,导致其流落到了唐人街。” Wearing the Uygur is fast, sold the teammate crazily, will tell Luo Su the information greatly. 戴维语速连珠,疯狂卖起了队友,将大把情报告诉罗素。 „A while ago, Bassar Ze and evil master escaped from the magic item, he found me, and led me to go to the Chinatown to return res-focus one's energies, and also looked for the evil master of soul to fight there, caused the later unrest.” “前段时间,巴萨泽和邪恶法师逃出魔法道具,他找到我,并带着我前往唐人街回收魂器,在那里和同样寻找魂器的邪恶法师战斗,引起了之后的骚乱。” After David said that a face looks at Luo Su sincerely: „Police officer, I am a good person, last night rescued many innocent lives.” 戴维说完之后,一脸诚恳看着罗素:“警官,我是好人,昨晚救了很多无辜的生命。” „Schoolmate David, are you good person I are not clear, but you are the out-and-out pit goods, this I believe firmly.” “戴维同学,你是不是好人我不清楚,但你是个不折不扣的坑货,这点我非常确信。” Luo Su feels the chin, comments: „Your teacher temperament is good, conversion was I am closed/pass for ten years, after escaping from the magic item, will definitely kill you at the scene.” 罗素摸着下巴,评价道:“你导师脾气不错,换成是我被关了十年,逃出魔法道具之后,肯定会把你当场打死。” „Police officer, did like this mention...... you to believe?” “警官,这么说来……你信了？” „Letter/believes, saw this magic time I believed.” “信啊,看到这个魔法阵的时候我就信了。” Luo Su stamps the feet, steps on a magic chart on tread: „How to say again, I am also Sorcerer Supreme, in sensation magic the residual charm am easy.” 罗素跺跺脚,踩着地面上的魔法阵图:“再怎么说,我也是至尊法师,感知魔法阵上残留的魔力还是轻而易举的。” „Good, you do not believe.” “好吧,你还是不信。” David is covering the face, suddenly gets a sudden inspiration, both hands grip started to rub: „Police officer, although I am only an apprentice, but Bassar Ze has taught me 12 moves of magics, I display to you looked, showed I have not lied.” 戴维捂着脸,突然又是灵机一动,双手握爪开始搓了起来:“警官,虽然我只是个学徒,但巴萨泽教过我一两招魔法,我施展给你看,证明我没说谎。” „Waits!” “拭目以待！” „Prepares, should not be too surprised.” “准备好,不要太吃惊。” David deeply inspires, closes the eyes to concentrate on between two, because of making an effort excessively, to suppress gets flushed in the face with anger, the whole body is trembling. 戴维深吸一口气,闭上双眼将精力集中在两手中间,因用力过度,憋得脸红脖子粗,全身都在发抖。 Approximately crossed for a half minute, he loudly shouts, opens the eyes fiercely, in the Kame Hame Wave modeling, both hands advances. 大约过了半分钟,他大喝一声,猛地睁开双眼,以龟派气功的造型,双手向前一推。 The movement is very graceful, but anything does not have. 动作是很帅,但什么都没有。 „Pū!!” “噗哧！！” Luo Su could not bear, smiles to make noise, welcomes looking angrily at that David is wanting ashamed and resentfully, receives the smiling face to enforce. 罗素一个没忍住,笑出了声,迎着戴维羞愤欲死的怒视,收起笑脸严肃起来。 „Doesn't matter, I know that you are an apprentice, comes again one time.” “没关系,我知道你是学徒,再来一次。” „Snort, later has you are surprised the time.” David refuses to accept, wants to save face at all costs to say an aggressive statement. “哼,待会儿有你惊讶的时候。”戴维不服,死要面子撂下一句狠话。 „To be honest, I am very surprised.” “说实话,我已经很惊讶了。” The Luo Su vision locks the ring on David right hand index finger, the silver-white color, the modeling that the Western Evil Dragon occupies, a magic item. 罗素目光锁定戴维右手食指上的戒指,银白色,西方恶龙盘踞的造型,一件魔法道具。 The laymen watch the fun, the expert looks at the way. 外行看热闹,内行看门道。 Although David does not have the success release magic, but Luo Su actually sensation to the uncommonness of this ring, when David concentrates spiritual force, the ring and he produces the resonance, revises the real world little. 戴维虽没有成功释放魔法,但罗素却感知到了这枚戒指的不凡,在戴维集中精神力的时候,戒指和他产生共鸣,一点点修改现实世界。 Reason that has not succeeded , because David's intention is too disorderly, or he also lacks the exercise. 之所以没有成功,是因为戴维的心念太杂乱,或者说他还缺少锻炼。 „David, what is the ring on your hand?” “戴维,你手上的戒指是什么？” „This is uses the magic the item......” “这是施展魔法的道具……” David said that after Luo Su hear, the interest reduces greatly. 戴维吧啦吧啦说了起来,罗素听完之后,兴趣大减。 The magician ability pit of this world, was a little limited very in a big way, wants to use the magic to draw support from the item, for example ring, law stick wait/etc. 这个世界的魔法师能力有点坑,受限制很大,想要施展魔法必须借助道具,比如戒指、法杖等等。 The ring and cane of magician are not the ornaments, it can the electrical energy transformation in human body nerve System to the material world, the thought projection reality, thus helps the master release the magic. 魔法师的戒指、手杖不是装饰品,它能将人体神经系统里的电能转换到物质世界,将思维投影现实,从而帮助法师释放魔法。 In other words , without the ring, the master lost the ability. 换言之,没了戒指,法师就失去了能力。 ...... …… After ten minutes . 十分钟后。 Luo Su sits on the chair lowers the head to play the cell phone, the front is quickly David who both hands rub the broken skin, this goods appearance for a long time, what magic has not displayed fiercely, the sound of breaking wind is bigger than him. 罗素坐在椅子上低头玩手机,前方是双手快搓破皮的戴维,这货面目狰狞许久,什么魔法都没施展出来,放个屁的动静都比他大。 „Perhaps does David, your magic also arrange?” “戴维,你的魔法还没准备好吗？” „Was quick, waits again, I must rub in a big way.” “快了,再等等,我要搓个大的。” David surface like deep red, beautiful, if the lying trough, felt that quick lost face. 戴维面如重枣,美若卧槽,感觉快丢死人了。 „On the other hand, what magic do you plan to use?” “话说回来,你打算施展什么魔法？” „Ion artillery!” “离子炮！” David is proud: „My teacher Bassar Ze said that this move of magic inherits the millenniums, Jane/simple...... is very difficult to grasp, but I have crossed the threshold.” 戴维一脸自豪:“我的导师巴萨泽说了,这招魔法传承千年,简……很难掌握,但我已经入门了。” „Gadget?” “嘛玩意儿？” Luo Su puts down the cell phone startled, pulled out the ear while convenient: „The magic that you use called anything, said again, I have not listened clearly.” 罗素愕然放下手机,顺便掏了掏耳朵:“你施展的魔法叫什么,再说一遍,我没听清楚。” „Ion artillery!” “离子炮啊！” David explained: „You should know that like the science fiction movie, heats up the heavy hydrogen using the laser to 1 million degrees high temperature, making it turn into the plasma state, then this group of charged particle emissions, this.” 戴维解释道:“你应该知道的,就像科幻电影里,利用激光把重氢加热到百万度的高温,使之变成等离子态,然后这团带电的粒子发射出去,就这样。” „Plasma state I know, but David...... your teacher teaches you this move of magic time, haven't you had doubts?” “等离子态我知道,但是戴维……你的导师教你这招魔法的时候,你就没有疑惑过吗？” „What to have doubts?” “疑惑什么？” „This move of magic is who names, inherited the millenniums, did that time magician know the plasma state?” “这招魔法是谁命名的,传承了千年,难道那时候的魔法师就知道等离子态了？” „Yes!” “是哦！” Hears complaining of Luo Su, David is dumbfounded, after the moment, gives the reasonable explanation: „Perhaps in the future, human invented the time machine, then returned the millenniums ago created the magic, after all the science and magic have not basically missed, was to the one utilization of matter energy.” 听到罗素的吐槽,戴维目瞪口呆,片刻后给出合理的解释:“或许在未来,人类发明出了时间机器,然后返回千年之前创造了魔法,毕竟科学和魔法基本没差,都是对物质能量的一种运用。” „Is David, you doing?” “戴维,你在干什么？” The iron gate was shoved open again, Bassar Ze who the golden hair flutters walks into, after seeing Luo Su , the mind big quake, went forward wears Weihu quickly after behind. 铁门再次被推开,金发飘扬的巴萨泽走入,看到罗素后心神大震,快步上前将戴维护在了身后。 „God blesses, Bassar Ze, you came back finally.” “上帝保佑,巴萨泽,你终于回来了。” David relaxes: „This police officer checked last night matter, I delay now, had been caught the police authorities, you revised his memory quickly, otherwise we may......” 戴维松了口气:“这位警官查到了昨晚的事情,要不是我拖延到现在,已经被抓回警局了,你赶快修改他的记忆,不然咱俩可就……” „Shut up, your fool, he and we same are the masters!” “闭嘴,你这个笨蛋,他和我们一样是法师！”