AE :: Volume #21 我讨厌混乱

#1035: The world wanted the end


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Leaves meaningful words, Luo Su opens the gate of hell, threw the parchment contract. 留下一句意味深长的话,罗素打开地狱之门,将羊皮纸契约扔了进去。 The body of Bellus is uncontrolled, stands up to walk into the hell, the pupil that rocks fiercely full is frightened, the mouth opens actually cannot send out a syllable. 纳贝流士的身体不受控制,自行站起走入地狱,剧烈晃动的瞳孔满是恐惧,嘴巴张开却发不出一个音节。 This was the work of Satan, Luo Su borrowed the contract to experience, did not have other meaning, how the work of pure curious Satan was a way. 这原本是撒旦的工作,罗素借来契约体验了一把,没别的意思,单纯好奇撒旦的工作是怎样一种方式。 The feeling, the devil is lends money at high interest, lending money is the method, establishing the debt relations are the goal! 感觉,魔鬼就是放高利贷的,借钱是手段,建立债务关系才是目的! Finished a plot, Luo Su opens the back three pairs of black wing, fluttered to fly the upper air, the billowing startling thunderclap flashed through, leaves behind a devil smiling face of white light instantaneous flash. 结束一个剧情,罗素张开背后的三对黑翼,振翅飞上高空,滚滚惊雷闪过,留下一张白光瞬闪的魔鬼笑脸。 Just was seen by many people, even also some people photographed in the picture video to pass to online. 刚刚的一幕被很多人看见了,甚至还有人拍摄照片视频上传到网上。 Luo Su sets, if has not heard, no matter heaven, hell no matter, he exposes the truth of the world to the populace, making everyone know that the mysterious thing has existed. 罗素置若未闻,天堂不管,地狱也不管,他就把世界的真相揭露给大众,让所有人都知道神秘的事物一直存在。 The people can definitely accept...... 民众肯定能接受…… Should be the affirmation! 应该是肯定的! Could not accept also to accept, the chaotic world regularly the once alien to invade Earth, Luo Su expressed that his like this did is helps the people exercise a big heart. 接受不了也得接受,混乱的世界隔三差五就有一次外星人入侵地球,罗素表示他这么做是帮助民众锻炼出一颗大心脏。 No one knows that will then present anything, the bad people running wild also or various gods arrive, at the appointed time the bearing capacity powerful heart is the daily necessity. 谁也不知道接下来会出现什么,群魔乱舞亦或诸神降临,届时承受能力强大的心脏是生活必需品。 ...... …… In the family/home, Luo Su turns the window to enter, discovered that should Erin of dormancy maintenance sit on the sofa is in a daze, both eyes soulless seemed like halt. 家中,罗素翻窗而入,发现本该休眠保养的艾琳诺坐在沙发上发呆,双目无神似乎是死机了。 This situation Luo Su has EXP, in childhood in the family/home the television signal was not good, two palms of the hand pull out, the image is immediately clear. 这种情况罗素经验,小时候家里电视机信号不好,两巴掌抽过去,图像立马清晰起来。 Bang! 嘭! Really, his fist falls, Erin instantaneously from ignorant compelling sober, covers the head of belching smoke to lie on the ground hmph hmph. 果然,他一拳落下,艾琳诺瞬间从懵逼中清醒,捂着冒烟的脑袋趴在地上直哼哼。 What situation, you are not do not stay up late?” “什么情况,你不是坚决不熬夜的吗?” I do not stay up late , because sleeps can change the pajamas, what otherwise my robot sleeps! 我不熬夜,是因为睡觉的时候可以换睡衣,否则我一个机器人睡哪门子觉啊! Erin heart grief and indignation, holds the back cushion on sofa, the whole piece face buries to continue to hmph hmph. 艾琳诺心头悲愤,抱起沙发上的靠枕,整张脸埋进去继续哼哼。 After 20 seconds, the light smoke curls. 二十秒钟后,青烟袅袅。 Erin sits on the sofa honestly, received the wound post that the Luo Su good intention hands over unemotionally, was unwilling not to paste on the skull. 艾琳诺老老实实坐在沙发上,面无表情接过罗素好心递过来的创口贴,不甘不愿贴在了脑壳上。 What's wrong, big didn't sleep in the evening in I?” “怎么了,大晚上不睡觉是在等我吗?” Not! 绝不! Erin heart gives the right key, the complexion continues wooden: Is this, Mister. first floor Max comes to look for you, the time is 0 : 00 am, said that is you make.” 艾琳诺心头给出正确答案,面色持续无表情:“是这样的,先生。一楼的麦克斯上门来找你,时间是凌晨零点,说是和你约好的。” „......” “呃……” Luo Su is dumbfounded, thinks that the time circulation continues to conduct, his wave looked for Max's pleasure. 罗素傻眼,以为时间循环持续进行,他就浪了一把去找麦克斯的乐子。 Now was good, the honorable gentleman person supposes the avalanche, was very difficult to wash white. 现在好了,正人君子人设崩塌,很难洗白了。 Perhaps the mind reading can wash white, but Luo Su does not think like this to do, revises others to remember rashly, is not polite. 或许心灵感应可以洗白,但罗素不想这么做,冒然修改他人记忆,太不礼貌了。 His brow selects: How Max said, was put the pigeon by me, is very definitely sad!” 他眉头一挑:“麦克斯怎么说,被我放了鸽子,肯定很伤心吧!” Not sad, but Max is depressed.” “没有伤心,但麦克斯非常郁闷。” Erin decides to say the truth: For does not make the mister your appointment malinger, I turn into your appearance, please enter the room Max, prepares to delay the time you to come back, then......” 艾琳诺决定说出实情:“为了不让先生你的约会泡汤,我变成你的样子,把麦克斯请进屋,准备拖延时间等你回来,然后……” Then did you rest her?” “然后你把她睡了?” Luo Su stares the big eye, pondered over was relating and person supposes does not suit the actual situation, changed a statement: Then Max rested you, is not right, ‚’ rested me?” 罗素瞪大眼睛,琢磨着先后关系和人设不符合实际情况,改口道:“然后麦克斯把你睡了,不对,是把‘我’睡了?” That does not have.” “那倒没有。” Erin points at the home mechanical games that t-1000 is turning into: I invited Max to play the game, less than one hour, her whole face left depressed.” 艾琳诺指着t-1000变成的家用游戏机:“我邀请麦克斯打游戏,不到一个小时的时间,她就满脸郁闷离开了。” „......” “呃……” Luo Su blinks: Behavior that to be honest, your beast is inferior, very offending somebody self-respect.” 罗素眨眨眼:“说实话,你这种禽兽不如的行为,很伤人自尊心。” ...... …… Max's matter is only an interlude, Luo Su arrives in the police authorities next day on time, resists to answer Terry's harassment telephone, changed a police vehicle to directly soar the Manhattan luxury apartment, took away mind transmission David Rice. 麦克斯的事情只是一个插曲,罗素第二天准点抵达警局,拒接泰莉的骚扰电话,换了一辆警车直奔曼哈顿高档公寓,带走心灵传输者大卫・莱斯。 Several time circulate, David Rice definitely became impatient, although he does not know oneself have repeated the same day, but Luo Su knows that this goods comprehend at a glance surrender eagerly, are stranded in the time circulation are unable to succeed. 几次时间循环,大卫・莱斯肯定等急了,虽然他本人不知道自己重复过了同一天,但罗素知道这货幡然悔悟急于自首,困于时间循环无法成功。 Sure enough, the situation and Luo Su expectation are not basically bad. 果不其然,情况和罗素预料地基本不差。 When he knocks David Rice main house gate, the latter throws down the toothbrush of mouth immediately, weeps with loud noise to confess own crime, being determined to ride the Luo Su police vehicle. 当他敲开大卫・莱斯家门,后者立即丢下嘴里的牙刷,声泪俱下坦白自己的罪行,执意要坐上罗素的警车。 Luo Su is stubborn, but, will want to surrender urgently, takes the police vehicle David Rice who the pajamas are not willing to change, sub-bureau that returns to Brooklyn. 罗素拗不过,将迫切想要自首,连睡衣都不肯换的大卫・莱斯带上警车,返回布鲁克林的分局。 The chief office, Luo Su repeats the first look, the whole story of chief understanding what is heard matter, sighed that Luo Su luck explosive table, a telephone hits, static and other specialists receive David Rice. 局长办公室,罗素重复第一次的眼神,局长听明白事情的原委,感叹罗素运气爆表,一个电话打出去,静等专人来接收大卫・莱斯。 Two cases ended, System gives the prompt sound, Luo Su then discovered, previous time settles a lawsuit in the time circulation, has not heard the prompt sound. 两件案子结束,系统给出提示音,罗素这才发现,上次在时间循环中结案,并没有听到提示音。 The case ended, was the Luo Su most repugnant time of report, his eyeball revolution, colleague Officer Pierre toward not far away beckoned, Pierre went forward, striking one's chest the guarantee can help Luo Su handle the report. 案件结束,接下来就是罗素最讨厌的报告时间了,他眼珠一转,朝不远处的同事皮埃尔警官招招手,皮埃尔屁颠屁颠上前,拍着胸脯保证会帮罗素搞定报告。 ...... …… The police authorities office, stands in the aisle can hear one group of police officers to whoop, all happened at the discussion at the mysterious event of Long Island last night. 警局办公室,站在走道里就能听到一群警员议论纷纷,全都在讨论昨晚发生在长岛的神秘事件。 The aliens are not fragrant! 外星人已经不香了! The video and picture in the network insane biography, the matter that Holiday Inn presents the devil cannot conceal the truth, although the scene does not have the corpse of devil at one fell swoop, but the fight trace of sores all over the eye cannot cheat. 视频和照片在网络疯传,假日酒店出现魔鬼的事情根本瞒不住,虽然现场没有一举恶魔的尸体,但满目疮痍的战斗痕迹做不了假。 The U.S.A government is badly battered, the organization specialist being established Special Investigation Group, is responsible for this matter comprehensively. 美帝政府焦头烂额,组织专人成立特别调查小组,全面负责此事。 Specifically is responsible for the law being unknown, it is estimated that the team leaders of Special Investigation Group are also confused, how is the confirmation the devil behavior can, unable to take the pistol and document goes to the hell to make an arrest? 具体怎么一个负责法不得而知,估计特别调查小组的组长也非常迷茫,确认是魔鬼所为又能怎样,总不能拿着手枪和证件去地狱抓人吧? Luo Su, you said how this world was, couple days ago the alien arrived at Earth, this morning the devil in myth came, will soon be the judgment day, therefore this group of people didn't plan to cover up?” 罗素,你说这个世界是怎么了,前几天外星人降临地球,今天凌晨神话里的魔鬼现身,是不是即将世界末日,所以这群人不打算遮掩了?” Pierre types on the keyboard to write the report, while talked with Luo Su boasts to hit the fart. 皮埃尔一边敲着键盘写报告,一边动嘴和罗素吹牛打屁。 Makes one think so, because of alien and devil?” “何以见得,就因为外星人和魔鬼?” All is not, couple of days ago I thought the Eight Trigrams (gossip) plate, that side San Francisco, one flock of variation orangutans escaped from the laboratory, was stopped up in Golden Gate Bridge, finally that side California police used the helicopter not to hold them.” “也不全是,前两天我看八卦板块,旧金山那边,一群变异猩猩逃出实验室,被堵在金门大桥上,结果加州那边的警方出动直升机都没抓住它们。” Luo Su hears the complexion to be strange, Pierre shakes the head again and again, sighs with emotion: This year orangutan is more intelligent than the person, online said that is the Earth civilization enters the transforming period, the orangutan will soon replace human, becomes the next overlord of Earth.” 罗素听得脸色古怪,皮埃尔连连摇头,感慨道:“这年头猩猩比人还聪明,网上都说是地球文明进入新旧交替时期,猩猩即将取代人类,成为地球的下一个霸主。” „The matter on keyboard cannot take seriously, you little look to wonderfully.” “键盘上的事儿不能当真,你还是少看为妙。” Luo Su does not know that makes what appraisal, was deliberately considering goes to a California, in this chaotic world, the possibility of orangutan success revolt is very low, but the contact character may bring to draw. 罗素不知作何评价,寻思着去一趟加州,在这个混乱的世界,猩猩成功起义的可能性很低,但接触人物或许会带来抽奖。 I know how long that flock of orangutans jumped to stumble, quick will be cleaned up cleanly, then one group of white beard experts acted to explain that the orangutan variation was only accidental, was not the scientific experiment desirably for it.” “我知道,那群猩猩蹦跶不了多久,很快就会被清理干净,然后一群白胡子专家出面解释猩猩变异只是偶然,并非科学实验刻意为之。” Pierre shrugs: „Very interesting, I thought that human will toss about oneself sooner or later dies.” 皮埃尔耸耸肩:“很有意思,我觉得人类早晚会把自己折腾死。” Shut up, quickly rushes to finish the report, otherwise you must work overtime.” “闭嘴,赶快把报告赶出来,不然你就要加班了。” „......” “……” Pierre looks on the screen the report of Luo Su, felt like where is not right, after the moment, gets angry: Damn, I help you write the report, you did not plan that asked me to eat meal, or led me to attend the party, introduced while convenient several younger sisters did give me?” 皮埃尔看着屏幕上罗素的报告,隐隐觉得哪里不对,片刻后怒道:“该死,我帮你写报告,你就不打算请我吃个饭,或者带我参加派对,顺便介绍几个妹子给我吗?” Ok, another day certainly.” “ok,改天一定。” Luo Su throws down one freely spoken, thought of anything, said curiously: What case were you busy at recently again?” 罗素顺口丢下一句,想到了什么,好奇道:“你最近再忙什么案子?” „A criminal syndicate from South Korea, I just took over, clue insufficient for the time being like this definition.” “一个来自韩国的黑帮,我刚接手,线索不足暂且这么定义。” Pierre types on the keyboard saying: Depending on my EXP, this group of South Korean definitely has the issue, but several verifications, they do is the proper business, is pure like the plain boiled water.” 皮埃尔敲着键盘说道:“凭我的经验,这伙韩国人肯定有问题,但几次查证,他们做的都是正经生意,清白得如同白开水。” Pierre, in the world not the water compared with the business that pays off!” Luo Su shakes the head with a smile. “皮埃尔,世界上没有比水还清的生意!”罗素笑着摇头。 Right, this group of people definitely have the issue, recent New York is also, among the factions struggles, does not know that their which muscles built wrong.” “没错,这伙人肯定有问题,还有最近的纽约也是,帮派之间明争暗斗,不知道他们哪根筋搭错了。” Who knows......” “谁知道呢……” Luo Su curls the lip slightly, really knows about this him, a while ago the leg raised the organization to be killed half high level by him, the underground world fights for power and profit, falls into new round big shuffle. 罗素微微撇嘴,关于这点他还真知道,前段时间腿抬高组织被他干掉了一半高层,地下世界争权夺利,陷入新一轮的大洗牌。 New York, because of his reason, restrains some relatively, other U.S.A cities, the matter of faction holding a spear/gun fighting is common every night. 纽约这边,因为他本人的缘故,相对收敛一些,其他美帝城市,每晚帮派持枪械斗的事情屡见不鲜。 Then, raises the professional ability of organization the leg is really not blows, has the relations of being unable to put things clearly with all governments, the underground world in the rivers and lakes like knight-errant, the government authorities hardly inquired about gratitude and grudges. 说起来,把腿抬高组织的业务能力真不是吹得,和各国政府之间都有说不清道不明的关系,地下世界就像武侠里的江湖,官府几乎不过问其中的恩恩怨怨。 The report has Pierre to be completed, Luo Su turns on the computer on nearby desk, neglects the concerned alien and devil's report, seeks for the news of variation orangutan. 报告有皮埃尔完成,罗素打开旁边办公桌上的电脑,忽略有关外星人和魔鬼的报道,寻找变异猩猩的新闻。 If over the following several days, New York is slightly quiet, he goes to California to look at the orangutan. 接下来几天,如果纽约稍微清静一点,他就去加州看猩猩。 One side Pluto, the opportunity must see with the Satan little elder sister appropriately, God splendid sold her, this matter does is very atypical, Luo Su is unable to continue watching, decided that the truth considers. 还有冥王星,机会合适要和撒旦小姐姐见一面,上帝堂而皇之将她卖了,这事儿做的很不地道,罗素看不下去,决定实情相告。 If Satan raises a bamboo pole the revolt, wanting to get the heaven, he certainly will support spiritually. 如果撒旦揭竿起义,欲要打上天堂,他肯定会在精神上支持一下。 Oh no, I suddenly think a matter.” “糟糕,我突然想起来一件事。” Pierre who writes the report one startled one for the first time, turns the head to look to Luo Su: Last night some Chinatown people reported to the police, the colleague of being on night duty rushed to the scene, anything had not discovered, the chief made me go again.” 写报告的皮埃尔一惊一乍,转头看向罗素:“昨晚唐人街有人报警,值夜班的同事赶往现场,什么也没发现,局长让我再去走一趟。” Big can matter, report importantly compared with me?” “多大的事,能比我报告重要?” That really does not have, it is said when is the festival celebration the dragon dance, then the fake dragon turned into the real dragon, many eyewitness saw.” “那倒真没有,据说是节日庆祝时舞龙,然后假龙变成了真龙,很多目击者都看到了。” Speaking of this Pierre also sighed: This is my sigh with emotion reason, recently always presented strange reporting.” 说到这皮埃尔又叹了口气:“这就是我感慨的缘故,最近总出现稀奇古怪的报案。” „Did the colleague who the fake dragon Bianzhen dragon...... is on night duty how say?” The Luo Su eyelid jumps, the feeling matter is not simple. “假龙变真龙……值夜班的同事怎么说?”罗素眼皮一跳,感觉事情没那么简单。 „When findings are the festival celebration sets off firecrackers lights the dragon dance, then the reporting person drinks many, regarded as the real dragon the fire dragon.” “调查结果是节日庆祝时放爆竹把舞龙点燃,然后报案人喝多,将火龙看成了真龙。” What broken findings this is, did one group of eyewitness drink?” “这是什么破调查结果,一群目击者都喝多了?” Therefore the chief makes me verify......” “所以局长让我去核实……” I go!” “我去!” Luo Su takes up the coat on chair, the racket Pierre's shoulder: You help me write the report, I help you verify the case, decided on like this happily.” 罗素拿起椅子上的外套,拍拍皮埃尔的肩膀:“你帮我写报告,我帮你去核实案情,就这么愉快的决定了。” You are really good.” “你真好。” Does not make!” “不约!”
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