AE :: Volume #21 我讨厌混乱

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The confusion in laboratory has not continued is too long, when three sharks hit the tempered glass in turn, and it dislodges the crack the time, transits chaotic directly scared, everyone rides the elevator to the previous evacuation. 实验室的混乱没有持续太久,当三头鲨鱼轮流撞击强化玻璃,并将其撞出裂缝的时候,混乱直接过渡到恐慌,所有人乘坐电梯向上一层撤离。 These included still shaken Dr. Susan, her both hands insert the hair to shrink in the corner tremble, as if experienced extremely terrifying suffering. 这其中就包括了惊魂未定的苏珊博士,她双手插进头发缩在角落发抖,仿佛经历了极其恐怖的折磨。 „Is Mr. Luo Su, you do?” 罗素先生,是你干的?” Let Leon protect two children, Arnold gathers side Luo Su to inquire low voice. 让莱昂保护好两个孩子,阿诺凑到罗素身边小声询问。 Speech limelight, without depending on not according, why saying that is I does?” “说话注意点,没凭没据,凭什么说是我干的?” Luo Su shakes the head again and again: Many people can testify for me, Dr. Susan is turns into this , there is nothing to do with me.” 罗素连连摇头:“很多人都能替我作证,苏珊博士是自己变成这样的,和我无关。” „......” “……” Arnold narrows the eye speechless, he wants to ask is not Dr. Susan, but is that three behavior strange sharks. 阿诺无语眯起眼睛,他想问的不是苏珊博士,而是那三条行为诡异的鲨鱼。 Good, is I does, this woman is not clear-headed, I help her stimulate.” “好吧,是我干的,这女人头脑不太清醒,我帮她提提神。” Luo Su shrugs, when the shark launches the attack, he strengthened the fear of Dr. Susan, casts the indelible shadow and ensure its later saw the shark doll can two legs become tender. 罗素耸耸肩,在鲨鱼发动袭击的时候,他强化了苏珊博士内心的恐惧,留下不可磨灭的阴影,确保其以后看到鲨鱼公仔都会两腿发软。 No, I am held responsible that three intelligent shark, they will use the tool also to write unexpectedly.” “不,我是问那三头聪明的鲨鱼,它们居然会使用工具还会写字。” „, That did not close my matter, was Dr. Susan increased their brain capacities, made them so intelligent.” “哦,那就不关我事了,是苏珊博士增加了它们的脑容量,才让它们变得如此聪明。” Luo Su sobbed the sigh, in the eye still has surprisedly has not dispersed: Was too fierce, unexpectedly speaks the two countries language, these three sharks have the desire to do better very much!” 罗素唏嘘感叹,眼中犹有惊讶未散:“太厉害了,居然会两国语言,这三头鲨鱼很有上进心啊!” Arnold flips the supercilious look, he had found the secret evil behind-the-scenes manipulator, just suspected, now believes firmly. 阿诺翻了翻白眼,他已经找到了幕后黑手,刚刚只是怀疑,现在非常确信。 „When pitifully, just left I shot a look at one, three sharks kill one another suddenly, holds to encircle from beginning to end, and cuts by biting the tail of opposite party.” “可惜了,刚刚离开时我瞥了一眼,三头鲨鱼突然自相残杀,头尾相衔围成一圈,并咬断对方的尾巴。” Luo Su shakes the head: In the breath way of mako percussion type air change, stays same place motionless, died.” 罗素直摇头:“以灰鲭鲨撞击式换气的呼吸方式,原地停留不动,死定了。” Why?” “为什么?” Arnold looked at the eye peripheral, determines no one to approach, inquired low voice: Why must get rid of three sharks, and prevents to test to continue, what does this research institute have is not right?” 阿诺看了眼周边,确定无人靠近,小声询问:“为什么要干掉三条鲨鱼,并阻止实验继续进行,这间研究所有什么不对吗?” That three sharks are the product of genetic engineering, the brain capacity and physique are strengthened significantly, said that sentence impolite words, their people are intelligent. “那三头鲨鱼是基因工程的产物,脑容量和体格都被大幅度强化,说句不客气的话,它们人还聪明。 Arnold heard that the word complexion changes: „Very fearful, if they launch an attack suddenly, here experimenters must play.” 阿诺闻言脸色微变:“很可怕,如果它们突然发难,这里的实验人员都得玩完。” This is also not most fearful......” “这还不是最可怕的……” The Luo Su squint looks at the panic researchers , to continue saying: Most fearful, is the fool of thinking oneself infallible, the true smart person will regard the fool. They think that the shark and white mouse in basket are equally obedient, actually does not know that the white mouse is preparing to escape from prison, but must transmit the intelligent gene to the posterity.” 罗素斜眼看着惊慌失措的研究员们,继续说道:“最可怕的,是自以为是的傻瓜,将真正的聪明人当成傻瓜。他们以为笼子里的鲨鱼和小白鼠一样听话,却不知道小白鼠正准备越狱,还要将聪明的基因传递给子孙后代。” This is very bad!” “这很糟!” Arnold complexion enforces thoroughly, really such as Luo Su said that will be the sea version of terrifying erectness ape. 阿诺脸色彻底严肃起来,真如罗素所言,将会是恐怖直立猿的海洋版。 This matter gives you to process, invests the medicine project of research institute, is casual to be why good, do not study the shark.” “这件事交给你来处理,投资研究所的医药项目,随便干什么都好,就是别研究鲨鱼。” Understood, gives me to process.” “明白,交给我来处理。” ...... …… The deep sea research institute because of the hydraulic pressure issue, the observation post communication stand relation peripheral airport, the rescue helicopter rushes, leading everyone to evacuate same place. 深海研究所因水压问题,瞭望台通讯站联系周边机场,救援直升机赶至,带着所有人撤离原地。 Luo Su harvests to draw one time, leaves well satisfied, corresponds with it, is John and Matilda of returning disappointed. 罗素收获一次抽奖,心满意足离开,与之对应的,是败兴而归的约翰和玛蒂尔达。 Five people return to the hotel, telephones to inform Erin on yacht, two days and one night traveling end, requesting them to return as soon as possible. 五人返回酒店,打电话通知游艇上的艾琳诺,两天一夜的旅游结束,要求她们尽快返回。 The bankrupt sisters faint are boarding the airplane, Max drinks is dead drunk, Carolyn is not willing to wake up from the happy life, she fully realizes opens eyes again, then does not have a thing in the world except for Max. 破产姐妹是昏着登上飞机的,麦克斯喝得烂醉如泥,卡洛琳则是不愿从美好的生活中醒来,她深知再次睁开眼,除了麦克斯便一无所有。 The people take the private plane to return to New York, Luo Su go home to prepare resting a while, reverts the post with the full energetic attitude. 众人乘坐私人飞机返回纽约,罗素回到家中准备小憩一会儿,以饱满的精神态度归回岗位。 …… 叮铃铃 The telephone sound gets up, the chief feared that Luo Su will forget to go to work tomorrow, will call to remind especially, and expressed that prepared two cases to him. 电话声响起,局长怕罗素忘记明天上班,特地打电话提醒,并表示给他准备了两件案子。 Meanwhile, told him a very unfortunate news, the headquarters found a new police beacon pole, he was eliminated. 同时,告诉了他一个很不幸的消息,总部找到了一个新的警界标杆,他被淘汰了。 Who does?” “谁干的?” Luo Su stares the big eye, after the moment has gotten back one's composure, discovers not to need to be angry, this to him is a good deed. 罗素瞪大眼睛,片刻后回过神,发现没必要生气,这对他而言是件好事。 Star police anything, his interest does not have. 明星警察什么的,他一点兴趣都没有。 Who, is which star face was picked by the bureau?” “谁呀,又是哪个明星脸被总局相中了?” Luo Su asked cheerfully, U.S.A was aesthetic he to be roughly clear, the standard of star police was divided into two kinds. 罗素乐呵呵问道,美帝这边的审美他大致清楚,明星警察的标准分为两类。 First, bald brothers that type coarse and stiff straight, provides the irritable police of muscle car(riage) ; second, his type can eat meal by the face, is good at convincing people by reasoning, walks the idol of popular route. 一是秃头兄弟那种粗硬直,配备肌肉车的火爆警察,二是他这种靠脸就能吃饭,擅长以理服人,走亲民路线的偶像派。 „It is not clear, I only know that his name was Murphy, before was New York police, seemingly with you same was the subordinate of Sheriff.” “不清楚,我只知道他叫墨菲,以前是个纽约警察,貌似和你一样都是莫奇警长的手下。” The chief thinks, added: Now he is the latest science and technology of some company, most bodies by the robot that the mechanical artificial limb replaces, the uppermost that group of people hope that through him the performance in police service System, the feasibility that appraises the robot police batching.” 局长想了想,补充道:“现在他是某家公司的最新科技,一个大部分躯体被机械义肢取代的机器人,最上面的那帮人希望通过他在警务系统内的表现,评估机器人警察批量化的可行性。” Machinery fights the police!?” “机械战警!?” The Luo Su god moment, seemingly was a plot starts. 罗素愣神片刻,貌似又是一个剧情开始了。 Right, is about this meaning, since you understand, I no longer explained.” “对,大致就是这个意思,既然你明白,我就不再多解释了。” The chief said, starts to complain the working pressure increases: If this machine Officer Murphy performs well, then under my hand will also force in several metal lumps, was too bad, this means that some people must be unemployed...... perhaps I are also, could not endure the retirement to be dismissed.” 局长说完,开始抱怨工作压力变大:“如果这位机器墨菲警官表现优异,那么我手底下也会被塞进几个金属疙瘩,太糟糕了,这意味着有人要失业……没准我也是,熬不到退休就被开除了。” Chief said one pile, a Luo Su character has not perceived, speaks to ask: Chief, where does this Officer Murphy in go to work now?” 局长吧啦吧啦说了一堆,罗素一个字也没听进去,出言问道:“局长,这位墨菲警官现在在哪上班?” „The urgent service group of special action department, before entering the duty, has the specialist to conduct the test to him, is strong like the monster.” “特别行动部门的紧急勤务小组,入职前有专人对他进行过测试,强得像个怪物一样。” The chief takes pleasure in others' misfortunes saying: „Can I not come off sentry duty clearly, but you are not the New York pistol hit the best police, Officer Murphy is.” 局长幸灾乐祸道:“我会不会下岗不清楚,但你已经不是纽约手枪打得最好的警察了,墨菲警官才是。” This honor wanted to give him to be good, I not rare......” “这种荣誉想要给他好了,我可不稀罕……” Luo Su curls the lip, he knows that the urgent service group is anything, the police unit of Los Angeles is called swat, New York police unit is the urgent service group, English condenses esu, mainly carries out anti-terrorist mission, is the important armed forces of New York Police authorities. 罗素撇撇嘴,他知道紧急勤务小组是什么,洛杉矶的特警队被称为‘swat’,纽约这边的特警队就是紧急勤务小组,英文缩写‘esu’,主要执行反恐任务,是纽约警局的重要武装力量。 Ok, was all right arrived here, early tomorrow morning saw, has not come off sentry duty while me, sent two cases again to you.” “好了,没什么事就到这里,明天一早见,趁我还没下岗,再发两个案子给你。” Chief, first said that two cases are anything, my a little preparation.” “局长,先说说两个案子是什么,我有点心理准备。” One is bank's stolen unsettled law case, for sometime, had not locked the suspect, the special details you will read the file to bureau tomorrow.” “一件是银行失窃的悬案,有段时间了,一直没锁定犯罪嫌疑人,具体情况等你明天到局里自己看档案。” Second is......” “第二件是……” ...... …… Next day, Luo Su goes to the sub-bureau, attained two files in the chief office, as well as related search proof. 第二天,罗素驱车前往分局,在局长办公室拿到了两份档案,以及相关的搜查证明。 No one gate, because Luo Su is obsolete. 没人堵门,因为罗素已经过时了。 The aliens arrive at the event to ferment continually, causing the global character is scared, the media of each country are revolving the alien to make an issue, the billionaire is the police to lack the attention, naturally lost the love of reporters. 外星人降临事件持续发酵中,引起全球性恐慌,各个国家的媒体都在围绕外星人做文章,亿万富翁做警察缺乏关注,自然失去了记者们的宠爱。 The U.S.A aspect, USS Sampson was attacked and sunk, entire shipboard under included the captain dead in battle completely, this matter could not conceal the truth, the military acknowledged and between the extraterrestrial fleets simply erupted the fierce battle. 美帝方面,桑普森号驱逐舰被击沉,全舰上下包括舰长全部阵亡,这件事根本瞒不住,军方索性承认和外星舰队之间爆发了激烈战斗。 Official edition! 官方版本! The heroic U.S.A navy soldiers did not fear the sacrifice, took losing USS Sampson as the price, the evil extraterrestrial intruder will eliminate in Pacific Ocean, again and again and again defended Earth, was a U.S.A navy to praise. 英勇的美帝海军士兵不畏牺牲,以损失桑普森号驱逐舰为代价,将邪恶的外星入侵者消灭在太平洋,又双叒叕保卫了地球,为美帝海军点赞。 Media edition! 媒体版本! The U.S.A navy at the Pacific military exercise, meets by chance the unknown fleet of unknown origin, is too disparately big because of the both sides firepower, USS Sampson by one round into the soul, the entire ship soldier tragically died. 美帝海军在太平洋军演,偶遇来历不明的未知舰队,因双方火力悬殊太大,桑普森号驱逐舰被一发入魂,全舰士兵不幸罹难。 Surplus two John? Paul? Jones and Miao tall the destroyer lifts the white flag surrender at the scene, same had not sacrificed with Sampson at the scene. 剩余两艘约翰?保罗?琼斯号、妙高号驱逐舰当场举白旗投降,才没和桑普森号一样当场牺牲。 Later, the come carrier battle group puts out the secret weapon of this military exercise, eliminates the unknown fleet in not the well-known method, afterward salvages the wreckage to know, these are the aliens. 之后,闻讯而来的航母战斗群拿出此次军演的秘密武器,以不知名手段消灭未知舰队,事后打捞残骸才知道,那些是外星人。 The media edition dissemination is widespread, many people like to believe this view, otherwise has no way to explain why in battlefield, Sampson broke to pieces the trash, other two destroyer scratches did not have, definitely surrendered. 媒体版本传播广泛,很多民众愿意相信这一说法,不然没法解释为什么同在战场,桑普森号碎成了渣渣,其余两艘驱逐舰却连个划痕都没有,肯定是投降了。 Suddenly, people's secret weapon to the U.S.A navy is especially careful. 一时间,民众对美帝海军的秘密武器尤为上心。 Netizen edition! 网友版本! Three destroyers encounter the extraterrestrial fleet in Pacific Ocean, Sampson because of extremely carry off by a wave flow rampantly, then Angel arrives , to promote the destroyer as the battleship, can change of body super machine armor, alien according to the ground friction until death. 三艘驱逐舰在太平洋遭遇外星舰队,桑普森号因太过嚣张被一波流带走,而后天使降临,将驱逐舰升级为战列舰,还是可以变身超级机甲的那种,将外星人按在地上摩擦至死。 The netizen edition talked nonsense, the IQ online people smile have not taken seriously, even if disclosed that said John? Paul? Jones service soldier, these are he witness do not have the lies certainly, was still regarded the joke by the sane people. 网友版本过于扯淡,智商在线的民众笑了笑没当真,即便爆料者自称约翰?保罗?琼斯号服役士兵,这些是他亲眼目睹绝无虚言,仍被理智的民众当成笑谈。 Supplements one, the disclosed soldier the outgoing message, weeps with loud noise to cry next day likely a child, the beforehand opinion is he makes out of whole cloth. 补充一句,爆料的士兵第二天发文,声泪俱下哭得像个孩子,之前的言论是他瞎编的。 Does not have Angel to arrive, will not have changed super machine armor of body, all these are his practical joke, was purely drinks the brain to pull out, wants to pay attention with the crooked move of attraction pretty little elder sister. 没有天使降临,也没有会变身的超级机甲,这一切都是他的恶作剧,纯属喝多了脑子一抽,想用歪招吸引漂亮小姐姐关注。 The network edition no one believed that but after this soldier apologized, many people started to believe. 原本网络版本没人信,但当这位士兵道歉后,很多人开始信了。 In brief, now the world is discussing the alien, because discussed extremely intensely, the event of pilferage tailed off. 总之,现在全球都在热议外星人,因为讨论太过激烈,小偷小摸的事件都变少了。 Luo Su attains the file, paid attention to a bottom wire in the office at sixes and sevens news, starts to look that the chief gives him two cases. 罗素拿到档案,在办公室关注了一下网上乱七八糟的新闻,开始看起局长交给他两件案子。 First, bank robbery. 第一件,银行失窃案。 It is not the speeding car party violence blasts out the bank, dragging safety deposit box full street to run all over the place, but is two USD vanishes into thin air surely overnight. 不是飞车党暴力炸开银行,拖着保险箱满街乱跑,而是两千万美刀一夜之间不翼而飞。 The alloy front door of treasury is loaded with fixed time turns on the equipment and pressure setting, theoretically is unable to break open use violence, the fact indeed so, the front door is also perfect, bank will find that next afternoon was robbed. 金库的合金大门装有定时开启装置和压力装置,理论上无法用暴力破开,事实也的确如此,大门完好无损,银行方面第二天下午才发现被盗了。 The monitoring video recording showed that night no one passes in and out the treasury, all bank internal personnel stand trial also to purely, two USD vanish surely inexplicably. 监控录像表明当夜无人进出金库,所有银行内部人员受审也都为清白,两千万美刀消失得不明不白。 fbi involvement in, until now without checking a clue, how the criminal enters the treasury unclear. fbi介入其中,至今没查到一点端倪,连罪犯怎么进入金库都不清楚。 Luo Su nods, confirmed oneself triggered some plot, the leading character had the instantaneous mobile capability Mind transmission. 罗素点点头,确认自己触发了某个剧情,主人公拥有瞬间移动能力的【心灵传输者】。 He remembers so clearly, stems from familiar that flickering to move, is in his stock is lying down mind transmission Skill Card, will not be wrong. 他记得如此清楚,源于对瞬移的熟悉,还有就是他的库存里躺着一张‘心灵传输’的技能卡,不会错的。 - -- Neglect to send...... 漏发了……
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