AE :: Volume #21 我讨厌混乱

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Some Hawaiian Islands region, the peripheral big piece sea area was isolated to tame the shark, research for pharmabio. 夏威夷群岛某区域,周边大片海域被隔离驯养鲨鱼,用于生物制药方面的研究。 Because the scientific research item has certain risk, this sea area geographical position is remote, far away from the golden sand beach and swim suit beautiful woman, can only take the helicopter to arrive. 因为科研项目拥有一定风险,这片海域地理位置偏僻,远离金色沙滩和泳装美女,只能乘坐直升机抵达。 Except that the two communication observation posts on water surface, research institute most constructions are located in underwater, so that the experiment can study. 除了水面上的两层通讯瞭望台,研究所绝大多数建筑都位于水下,以便实验研究。 The helicopter falls, John and Matilda jumping up aircraft parking area, two bear children are thick to the deep sea shark hall interest. 直升机落下,约翰和玛蒂尔达跳上停机坪,两个熊孩子对深海鲨鱼馆兴趣浓厚。 Luo Su and Arnold follow to go down the airplane, is Leon of suit sunglasses, the trip he holds concurrent jobs the bodyguard, is responsible for Luo Su and Arnold's security work. 罗素和阿诺跟着走下飞机,而后是西装墨镜的莱昂,此行他兼职保镖,负责罗素和阿诺的安保工作。 Although really has anything, who protects who is uncertain, but Luo Su and Arnold are rich men, the personal bodyguard is the daily necessity. 虽然真有什么事,谁保护谁还不一定,但罗素和阿诺是有钱人,贴身保镖是生活必需品。 Except for their five, others have not come. 除了他们五个,其他人都没来。 Sarah Connor has not gone out of the anxiety disorder, compared with the big mouth shark, the blue sky and sand beach sea breeze is more suitable she to recuperate the mentality. 莎拉・康纳尚未走出焦虑症,比起血盆大口的鲨鱼,蓝天白云、沙滩海风更适合她调理心态。 Max and Carolyn not love about the shark, crazy selfie on yacht, eats around on the yacht, kills is not willing to leave half step. 麦克斯和卡洛琳对鲨鱼无爱,一个在游艇上疯狂自拍,一个在游艇上胡吃海喝,打死都不愿意离开半步。 Luo Su robot maid Erin not to mention, she hated the sea, as well as all marine life, includes the shark. 罗素的机器人女仆艾琳诺就更不用说了,她恨大海,以及一切海洋生物,其中就包括鲨鱼。 Two, I am here head Susan Micah Liz, welcome your arrivals.” “两位,我是这里的负责人苏珊・麦卡丽斯特,欢迎你们的到来。” Regarding Luo Su and Arnold's arrival, intellectuality beautiful woman Susan shows the tremendous enthusiasm, is not performing skill too empty boasting, but is the sincerity welcome two people arrivals. 对于罗素和阿诺的到来,知性美女苏珊表现出极大的热情,不是演技太浮夸,而是真心欢迎两人的到来。 The project research falls into the bottleneck, Arnold's partner, is the project investor plans to terminate the support funds. 项目研究陷入瓶颈,阿诺的合作伙伴,也就是项目投资人打算终止赞助经费。 Discussed the reality regardless the dream, no money is unable to continue to study, Dr. Susan is not knowing what to do, two rich men visited immediately on own initiative. 抛开梦想谈现实,没钱就无法继续研究,苏珊博士正不知如何是好,立马有两个有钱人主动上门。 Heaven never seals off all exits! 天无绝人之路! She prepares to Luo Su and Arnold demonstrates the research results, and deeply believed own eloquence, as well as after the research project succeeds , the large revenue of bringing, can move two people to bring the adequate fund. 她准备向罗素和阿诺展示研究成果,并深信自己的口才,以及研究项目成功后带来的巨大收益,能打动二人带来足够的资金。 Susan knows two people of status, Arnold is a banker, the famous investor, Luo Su is money many have not located the flower trillion rich and powerful people, proper rich man. 苏珊知道二人的身份,阿诺是个银行家,有名的投资人,罗素则是钱多没处花的亿万富豪,妥妥的有钱人。 Did not ask these two to be interested, casual nods, refers to the seam scattering a spending money to make her go through the difficulty. 不求这两人都感兴趣,随便其中一个点点头,指缝里撒点零花钱就能让她度过难关。 Hello, Dr. Susan!” “你好,苏珊博士!” Arnold politeness and Susan shake hand, several people ride the elevator to enter the depth to achieve the underwater hundred meters deep sea research institute. 阿诺礼貌和苏珊握手,几人乘坐电梯进入深度达到水下百米的深海研究所。 „The world about 200,000 people suffer from Alzheimer's every year, if takes a medicine to cure, this will be the benefitting entire human race great......” “全球每年约有20万人患上阿尔茨海默病,如果吃一颗药就能治好,这将是造福全人类的伟大……” In the elevator, Susan told the great significance of research project impatiently. 电梯里,苏珊迫不及待讲述起研究项目的伟大意义。 So-called Alzheimer's, the popular name Alzheimer's, was one type...... here abbreviates the encyclopedias...... still not to have the treatment, can only alleviate has no way to reverse. 所谓的阿尔茨海默病,俗称老年痴呆症,是一种……此处省略百科……目前尚无治疗方式,只能缓解没法逆转。 Dr. Susan, your project could the benefitting entire human race, the intention that but I have not invested, leads two little fellows to come today the visit.” “苏珊博士,你的项目或许可以造福全人类,但我并没有投资的意向,今天只是带两个小家伙过来参观。” Arnold holds down John and Matilda's head, the persuasive words rejected Susan's talking endlessly. 阿诺按住约翰和玛蒂尔达的脑袋,婉言拒绝了苏珊的喋喋不休。 I understand......” “我明白……” Dr. Susan is very awkward, but she does not have the escape route to elect , to continue saying: Two, you have no interest in the academic research, might as well listens to the large income that this research brings. Countless people were suffered by Alzheimer's, their family members have to cost lots of time to accompany in the one side, these people are willing to spend the high price purchase medicine.” 苏珊博士十分尴尬,但她没有退路可选,继续说道:“两位,你们对学术研究没有兴趣,不妨听听这项研究带来的丰厚收益。无数人被阿尔茨海默病折磨,他们的家人不得不耗费大量时间陪伴在一旁,这些人非常愿意花大价钱购买特效药。” „, We looked that the shark leaves.” “不了,我们看完鲨鱼就离开。” Good, said while watching. These sharks are very mysterious, extract the proteins in their brain, can the brain that restores human to wither, fundamentally cures......” “好吧,边看边说。这些鲨鱼很神奇,提取它们脑中的蛋白质,便可恢复人类萎缩的大脑,从根本上治愈……” Dr. Susan did not give up, Arnold sees that to shake the head, no longer said anything. 苏珊博士仍不放弃,阿诺见状摇头,不再多说什么。 The Luo Su entire journey did not say a word, the thought diverged, does not know where early fluttered to go. 罗素全程一言不发,思维发散,早不知飘到了哪去。 Human to shark sea predator not only curious and dreads, therefore was born ate the television work of person about the shark, for example classics Great white shark, Again for example he now Deep sea crazy shark. 人类对鲨鱼这种海洋掠食者既好奇又畏惧,因此诞生了许多关于鲨鱼吃人的影视作品,例如经典的【大白鲨】,再例如他现在所处的【深海狂鲨】。 Listens to Arnold saying that the essential phrase of shark and research institute, Luo Su knows, this chaotic world has not let off shark classics ip, therefore he decides to try one's luck, which shark having a look at to contribute to draw for him fortunately one time. 听阿诺说道鲨鱼和研究所的关键字眼,罗素就知道,这个混乱的世界没有放过鲨鱼这一经典ip,所以他决定来碰碰运气,看看哪条鲨鱼有幸为他贡献一次抽奖。 Then was killed by him personally! 然后再被他亲手干掉! When rides the helicopter arrives in the research institute, he ruthlessly relaxes, the regular shark thriller film, is not the brain hole breakthrough horizon Shark volume wind Series, is not crazed Seizes life N shark Series. 乘坐直升机抵达研究所时,他狠狠松了口气,正规的鲨鱼惊悚片,不是脑洞突破天际的【鲨卷风】系列,也不是丧心病狂的【夺命n头鲨】系列。 He had looked at movie fragments in two series, later the whole person is not good, felt that looked several will reduce IQ seriously. 他曾经看过两个系列中的电影片段,之后整个人都不好了,感觉多看几部会严重降低智商 He hundred cannot think to ride the elder sister, the movie that so manufactures in a rough way, can photograph several to form the TV serial movie unexpectedly continuously, and has the market. 他百思不得骑姐,如此粗制滥造的电影,居然可以连续拍摄好几部形成了系列片,而且还有市场。 Then thinks, the audience choose the reason of watching to be very sufficient, not for the shark of five hair special effect, but for does not put on the swim suit beautiful woman of swim suit. 转而一想,观众们选择观看的理由很充分,不是为了五毛特效的鲨鱼,而是为了不穿泳装的泳装美女。 At that time, Luo Su pondered over cannot fall IQ on oneself, must recommend to the general netizens, drew them to fall IQ together, accessing the net was more speechless. 那时,罗素琢磨着不能就自己一个人掉智商,必须推荐给广大网友,拉着他们一起掉智商,上网一查更无语了。 Two TV serial movies stem from the same company. 两部系列片出自同一家公司。 Luo Su heart mmp, actually searching this company is where sacred, looked, deeply gasps in admiration. 罗素心头mmp,搜索起这家公司究竟是何方神圣,看完之后深深叹服。 Produces the good fork company of these brain hole blasting open and heavenly thunder billowing movie, is famous in rotten piece, the position firm cannot shake. 制作这些脑洞炸裂、天雷滚滚电影的牛叉公司,在烂片界大名鼎鼎,地位牢不可撼。 Besides two shark pieces, some also numerous well-known ip, for example Distortion body, Seabed 30,000 li (0.5 km), Pan- Atlantic Ocean, Da Vinci valuables and money, Starves game, Sits quietly the knockoff highest post. 除了两部鲨鱼片,旗下还有众多知名ip,例如【变形机体】、【海底三万里】、【环大西洋】、【达芬奇财宝】、【挨饿游戏】,稳坐山寨界头把交椅。 Where seeming like not a little right! 呃,貌似哪里有点不对! For those not right, its enterprise culture is valued in insisting, does not crank up was higher than 100 ten thousand USD movies. 不对就对了,其企业文化是贵在坚持,绝不拍成本高于100万美刀的电影。 What making one has to admire, this company has not made the movie of doing business at a loss, each section gained. 令人不得不佩服的是,这家公司从没拍过赔本的电影,每部都赚了。 Even if the first edition throws the street, they can gain. 哪怕原版扑街,他们都能盈利。 Before being just like Luo Su, experiences Super battleship, The genuine owed two hundred million USD, but this company beautiful ** ship Not only recoups the cost, but also the anger gains 50%, the grand total income reaches as high as 25 ten thousand USD. 好比罗素之前才经历的【超级战舰】,正版亏了两亿美刀,而这家公司的【美**舰】不仅收回成本,还怒赚百分之五十,总计收益高达25万美刀 Asked that you are mad! 就问你气不气! Even but if arrives rottenly in the extreme, even before watching the piece knows that this is a rotten piece, there is an audience to be willing to be convinced, they regard the highlight the trough point, discovers the rotten piece beyond expectation attractive. 可即便烂到无以复加,即便在看片前就知道这是一部烂片,还是有观众愿意买账,他们将槽点当成亮点,发现烂片出乎意料地好看。 Mr. Luo Su! Mr. Luo Su!” 罗素先生!罗素先生!” Luo Su that the thought disperses has gotten back one's composure from speechless, discovered that Arnold and Leon lead two little rascal to watch once in a while roaming passed/lived the shark before the main laboratory glass, often sends out to call out in alarm with the laughing sound. 思维发散的罗素从无语中回过神,发现阿诺和莱昂带着两个小鬼在主实验室玻璃前观看间或游过的鲨鱼,不时发出惊呼和欢笑声。 But in front of him, is a face hunger...... Dr. Susan of hope. 而他面前,是一脸饥……渴望的苏珊博士。 Luo Su withdraws two steps, the subconsciousness grips the collar: Sorry, I am not the casual person.” 罗素退后两步,下意识握住衣领:“抱歉,我不是随便的人。” You really...... humorous.” “您真……幽默。” Dr. Susan smiles embarrasedly, the serious face continues saying: Mr. Luo Su, just you listened to me to mention the experiment to progress, nods with a smile again and again, is the decision invests to the project?” 苏珊博士讪讪一笑,严肃脸继续道:“罗素先生,刚刚您听我提到实验进展,笑着连连点头,是决定对项目进行投资吗?” What, did you just say what?” “啥,你刚刚说啥了?” „......” “……” Dr. Susan smile stiff on face, the secretly thought rich man is really difficult to serve, deeply attracts two gas channels: Mr. Luo Su, this research prospect excellence, the return profit can make you monopolize......” 苏珊博士笑容僵硬在脸上,暗道有钱人真难伺候,深吸两口气道:“罗素先生,这项研究前景一片大好,回报利润能让您垄断……” Stop!” “stop!” Luo Su lifts the hand to stop, shakes the head the rejection: Has no interest, I do not come the electricity to the shark, did not count on that invests this project benefitting human.” 罗素抬手喊停,摇头拒绝:“没有兴趣,我对鲨鱼不来电,也不指望投资这个项目造福人类。” Sees the Luo Su decline very simple, does not allow the slight leeway, Dr. Susan clenches teeth, goes forward a step small sound said: If you did not feel relieved, in my office has the sufficient experimental data to make the proof, we can discuss in that slowly.” 罗素回绝地十分干脆,不留丝毫余地,苏珊博士咬咬牙,上前一步小声道:“如果您不放心,我办公室里有充足的实验数据作证明,我们可以在那慢慢谈。” „, Doctor, I really am not the casual person.” “不了,博士,我真不是随便的人。” Luo Su refuses, to bypass Dr. Susan to arrive in front of the observation glass wall again, the line of sight looks by the dim sea water to inside three super shark. 罗素再次拒绝,绕过苏珊博士来到观测玻璃墙面前,视线透过昏暗海水望向里面的三条超级鲨鱼。 Ding 【叮】 Host contact plot character variation shark, lottery section triggered, would you like to pull now?】 宿主接触剧情人物变异鲨鱼,触发抽奖环节,是否现在抽取?】 Draws! 有抽奖! Luo Su at present one bright, according to arriving at the trip not empty, withdraws the beforehand words, he started to come the electricity to the shark. 罗素眼前一亮,按到此行不虚,收回之前的话,他开始对鲨鱼来电了。 Mr. Luo Su, these two are the sharks of laboratory specially cultivation, how do you feel?” 罗素先生,这两条是实验室专门培育的鲨鱼,您觉得如何?” Detected that look change of Luo Su, Dr. Susan makes noise the inquiry, she attaches importance to this research, hopes that can convince Luo Su. 察觉到罗素的神色变化,苏珊博士出声询问,她非常重视这项研究,也非常希望能说服罗素 The Luo Su mind reading has swept, complexion invariable say/way: Doctor, without misreading, these three sharks should be the makos, but were their build are too a little big?” 罗素心灵感应扫过,面色不变道:“博士,如果没看错,这三头鲨鱼应该是灰鲭鲨,可它们的体型是不是有点太大了?” The mako is fierce, preys on other fish, including the shark, the build is biggest can reach four meters. These three obvious exceeding the allowed figure, a biggest treaty is six meters, is the rank of great white shark. 灰鲭鲨性情凶猛,捕食其他鱼类,也包括鲨鱼,体型最大可达四米。这三头明显超标,最大的一条约有六米,已经是大白鲨的级别了。 Perhaps is the affinity that because somebody brings, Dr. Susan shamefacedly lowers the head: Ordinary mako brain capacity is too small, is unable to extract enough protein, to make the medicine experiment make the major breakthrough, I used the genetic engineering to increase their brain capacities, the side effect was they becomes stronger, was more intelligent.” 或许是因为某人自带的亲和力,苏珊博士羞愧低下头:“普通的灰鲭鲨脑容量太小,无法提取足够的蛋白质,为了使医学实验取得重大突破,我利用基因工程增加了它们的脑容量,副作用是它们变得更加强壮,也更加聪明。” Luo Su nods, definitely said: Doctor, the person who should increase the brain capacity is you.” 罗素点点头,肯定道:“博士,该增加脑容量的人是你。” I know that I violated the relevant provision, but once experiments successfully, profits some countless people.” Speaking of this, Dr. Susan strengthens immediately. “我知道自己违反了相关规定,可一旦实验成功,将有无数人为之受益。”说到这,苏珊博士立即坚定起来。 You did not worry that they are intelligent, escapes from the deep sea base, does the crazy multiplication cause the chain-like disaster?” “你就不担心它们聪明过头,逃出深海基地,疯狂繁衍引发连锁型的灾难?” Was not worried, they are very intelligent, but cannot compare human, cannot escape from this seabed prison.” Dr. Susan confidently say/way. “不担心,它们是很聪明,但远比不上人类,更逃不出这座海底监狱。”苏珊博士信心十足道。 Doctor, I have a question, your gene retrofitting scheme like this is mature, why also wants the rigid shark, trades the research area to win the prize to attain leniently?” “博士,我有一个疑问,你的基因改造技术这么成熟,为什么还要执着鲨鱼,换个研究领域岂不是拿奖拿到手软?” Luo Su complained one, the vision locked three variation sharks, the invisible mind reading has swept, making it lose the reason, attacked front tempered glass crazily. 罗素吐槽一句,目光锁定三头变异鲨鱼,无形的心灵感应扫过,令其失去理智,疯狂攻击面前的强化玻璃。 And a shark mouth is holding in the mouth the stone, wrote on the tempered glass dying character. 其中一头鲨鱼嘴里叼着石块,吱吱喳喳在强化玻璃上写了个‘死’字。 O! m! G!” “o!m!g!” Indoor the main research calls out in alarm again and again, Arnold and Leon protect the bear child who two photograph unceasingly after behind, other researchers all are go forward dumbfoundedly. 主研究室内惊叫连连,阿诺和莱昂将两个不断拍照的熊孩子护在身后,其他研究员皆是目瞪口呆上前。 What meaning sharks...... is that?” “鲨鱼们……那是什么意思?” I have looked, is Chinese, when I check.” “我看过,是中文,等我查一下。” „......” “……” Luo Su coughs lightly, holds in the mouth the shark of stone to line feed the recomposition, what this time staying behind is English -die! 罗素轻咳一声,叼着石块的鲨鱼换行重写,这次留下的是英文-die! Then, the laboratory thorough is chaotic, because they raise the shark unexpectedly to speak the two countries language. 这下,研究室彻底混乱起来,因为他们养得鲨鱼居然会两国语言。
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