AE :: Volume #21 我讨厌混乱

#1019: Studies


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The destroyer fragment of submersion sprinkles the sea level, in the saturated type covers under the attack nothing left, places in some unhealthy game, absolutely is big broken rank in rags. 沉没的驱逐舰碎片洒满海面,在饱和式覆盖攻击下荡然无存,放在某个不健康的游戏里,绝对是衣不蔽体的大破级别。 The Luo Su brain made up a picture, raises up the middle finger toward opposite alien, one crowd of beasts, make this crazed matter to the elementary student unexpectedly. 罗素脑补了一下画面,朝对面的外星人竖起中指,一群禽兽,居然对小学生做出这种丧心病狂的事情。 He has swept the audience, discovered that U.S.A destroyer, is the reconnaissance ship of alien, is maintaining a strange tranquility. 他扫过全场,发现不论是美帝的驱逐舰,还是外星人的侦察舰,都保持着一种诡异的平静。 The enemies are motionless I to be motionless, if no extraneous factor disturbance, in their energy consumption one all day! 敌不动我不动,如无外界因素干扰,他们能耗上一整天! The extraneous factor curls the lip, the modeling of referring to the extraterrestrial reconnaissance ship, and aspect, judged that this is Super battleship Plot. 外界因素撇撇嘴,参考外星侦察舰的造型,以及现场的局面,判断这是【超级战舰】的剧情。 Luo Su to this named 【The U.S.A navy saves the world The movie impression is profound, the special effect is an aspect, the most essential reason, was this movie entire told importance that spoke a foreign language. 罗素对这部名为【美帝海军拯救世界】的电影印象深刻,特效是一方面,最关键的原因,是这部电影全篇讲述了会一门外语的重要性。 If the foreign language, will be different from the alien of G planet, falls result that ended drearily. 如果不会外语,就会和g行星的外星人一样,落了个惨淡收场的结局。 The aliens arrive in Earth and opening defense cover, to shut off the municipal transportation and communications signal, seize the data station Ms. Xiang star transmission signal, and U.S.A navy make war...... 外星人抵达地球、开启防御罩、切断城市交通和通讯信号、抢占卫星数据站向母星传输信号、和美帝海军开战…… Looks over this sequences of events, is not difficult to discover, from beginning to end lacks the communication! 纵观这一系列事件,不难发现,从头到尾都是缺乏沟通! the alien of G planet was attracted Earth by the signal, the communication ship hit satellite crashes, another four fall Pacific Ocean, the dog blood came across the joint military exercise of U.S.A carrier battle group very much. g行星的外星人被信号引来地球,通讯舰撞击人造卫星而坠毁,另外四艘掉落太平洋,很狗血地遇到了美帝航母战斗群的联合军演。 Discovered that many battle efficiency units approach, the alien of G planet is very nervous, recognizes Earth indigenous cruel militant, moreover is not very affable. 发现多个战斗力单位靠近,g行星的外星人心里很慌,认定地球土著残暴好战,而且很不好惹。 As the preliminary examination fleet, they turn on the defense cover to avoid the upfront exchange of fire, does not dare to take any measure facing three destroyers. 作为科考舰队,他们打开防御罩避免正面交火,面对三艘驱逐舰也不敢采取任何措施。 The both sides etiquette is different, the destroyer blows a whistle, the reconnaissance ship follows to blow a whistle, an under heart did not break the glass on destroyer, traded the artillery fire raid. 双方礼仪不同,驱逐舰鸣笛,侦察舰跟着鸣笛,一不下心震碎了驱逐舰上的玻璃,换来了炮火袭击。 The aliens are afraid do not counterattack are annihilated, is afraid responded that causes crazy counter-attack of human extremely, therefore the destroyer of selective to opening fire counter-attacks. 外星人害怕不还击会被歼灭,更害怕反应过激引起人类的疯狂反扑,所以选择性对开火的驱逐舰进行反击。 They do not want to provoke the conflict, when the U.S.A navy ceases fire, then receives the weapon immediately. 他们不想挑起争端,当美帝海军停火,便立即收起武器。 One such as shrinks in the kitty of corner, the four limbs is well-grounded, the waist bow to get up, the whole body has a fit of bad temper warned that opposite son of a bitch, it does not want to stir up trouble, but absolutely is not affable. 一如缩在墙角的猫咪,四肢着地、腰部躬起,全身炸毛警告对面的狗子,它不想惹事但也绝对不好惹。 the alien of G planet analyzes to return to mother Xing the method, uses taking advantage of the data station in Hawaii, finally is mistaken as Ms. Xiang star transmission Earth is very weak, suitable immigration the information. g行星的外星人分析逃回母星的方法,借夏威夷的卫星数据站一用,结果被误认为向母星传送‘地球很弱、适合移民’的情报。 Matter was out of control, created the G planet year's first massacre, the alien who one crowd lacked the armed forces helpless entered the war, finally was annihilated completely, the army that sent round of last words cannot escape by luck. 事情一发不可收拾,造成了g行星年度第一惨案,一群缺乏武装力量的外星人无奈参战,最后全部被歼灭,就连派去发遗言的部队也没能幸免。 „Not easy......” “都不容易……” Luo Su expressed the sympathy, had rarely does not lead the aggression ambition alien to visit Earth, finally was also substituted the villain role to kill, how a miserable character. 罗素表示同情,难得有不带侵略野心的外星人造访地球,结果被还代入反派角色打死,怎一个惨字了得。 Measures for two seconds, he decides to get rid of the alien of this batch of G planets. 权衡两秒,他决定将这批g行星的外星人干掉。 Right, the alien is very suffering, but this closes his trifling thing, let go this group of aliens, should change into Earth to be on nettles all day. 没错,外星人是很委屈,可这关他屁事,放走了这批外星人,就该换成地球整日惴惴不安了。 The interstellar civilization does not have the sympathy, let alone, at the scientific and technological standard of Earth, does not match to have the sympathy. 星际文明没有同情心可言,更何况,以地球的科技水平,根本不配拥有同情心。 The zhuo suppression alien, Luo Su is unconsciously ashamed, when this is just like honest and open-minded he bullies the Satan little elder sister is a truth, because he fully realized, changes into Satan compared with him, steals into the person in bathroom shameless definitely is Satan. 叕打压外星人,罗素不觉羞愧,这就好比他欺负撒旦小姐姐时胸怀坦荡是一个道理,因为他深知,换成撒旦比他强,恬不知耻溜进浴室的人肯定是撒旦。 Luo Su takes out the golden mask to cover on the face, god throne the left special effect exerts the whole body, the Saint light circulation will turn into a white robe from now on. 罗素取出黄金面具盖在脸上,神座之左的特效施加全身,圣光流转过后变成一身白袍。 The halo wing opens in the back, he fluttered to dash to a nearest destroyer. 光晕羽翼在背后张开,他振翅直扑距离最近的一艘驱逐舰。 【The U.S.A navy saves the world The script is too rotten, today does not pat this, changes into him to save the world. 美帝海军拯救世界】的剧本太烂,今天不拍这个,换成他来拯救世界。 The wing delimits the ray, Luo Su has fluttered to descend outside Miao tall the destroyer control, the vision looks at each other captain Colonel Nagata lightly, after the nasal sound snort/hum, throws the corner to throw the corner to leave. 羽翼划过光芒,罗素振翅降落在妙高号驱逐舰控制室外,目光对视舰长永田上校,鼻音轻哼后扑棱扑棱离开。 Has talked openly, confirmed that found fault the person! 谈过心,确认找错人了! Nagata: „......” 永田:“……” Miao tall a control room deathly stillness piece, one group of people cannot believe that own eye, the brain loses the ability of direction body action, the wood/blockhead stands generally is freezing. 妙高号控制室死寂一片,一群人不敢相信自己的眼睛,大脑失去指挥身体行动的能力,木头一般站在原地不动。 Does not dare to move! 不敢动! Especially looks at each other long Colonel Nagata of golden mask, the eyeball has stared flows the circle, seemed irrigated by basin cold water to the tail from the beginning, the whole body is numb. 尤其是对视过黄金面具的长永田上校,眼珠子瞪得流圆,仿佛被一盆凉水从头浇到尾,全身麻木僵硬。 Some instance, he felt that oneself has not worn the clothes, whole body looked at a purity, did not have the secret. 刚才的某一个瞬间,他感觉自己没穿衣服,全身上下被看了个一清二楚,毫无秘密可言。 In Luo Su from wonderful tall to John? Paul? Jones time, the main ship of alien reconnaissance ship hits the development embrasure in a blockhouse, puts in the near-earth inspection spaceship, the goal is the data station on Oahu island. 罗素从妙高号飞至约翰?保罗?琼斯号的时候,外星人侦察舰的主舰打开发射口,投放近地考察飞船,目标是瓦胡岛上的卫星数据站。 Meanwhile, three screw cutting machines one for geological prospecting and puts to lift off, the goal is to destroy the passageways in all nonstop data stations. 同时,三枚用于地质勘探的螺旋切割机器一并投放升空,目的是破坏所有直通卫星数据站的交通路线。 The Luo Su person in the midair, lifts the hand to take out Desert Eagle deity, god throne left enclosed, transforms the sacred hunting rifle pattern, deducts the trigger continuously, shoots down the spaceship and exploration machine completely. 罗素人在半空,抬手取出沙鹰・天神,神座之左附上,转化成神圣猎枪模式,连续扣下扳机,将飞船和勘探机器全部击落。 Handles these, does he flutter float in John? Paul? Outside Jones control, waves to sprinkle the next piece to roast the white flame, after melting strong physique, draws in the wing to walk into. 搞定这些,他振翅悬浮在约翰?保罗?琼斯号的控制室外,挥手洒下一片炙白色火焰,融化钢筋铁骨后,收拢羽翼走入其中。 Controls indoor silence, is similar to Miao tall that side, the Angel waistcoat is quite easy-to-use, including interim captain Alex Hopp, everyone opens the mouth to fall into during the shock. 控制室内一片沉默,和妙高号那边差不多,天使的马甲极为好用,包括临时舰长艾利克斯・霍普在内,所有人都张大嘴巴陷入震惊之中。 Heaven carries out mission, I must requisition your destroyers, without issue?” “天堂执行任务,我要征用你们的驱逐舰,没问题吧?” Some issues did not have the issue, Luo Su saying that this then from attending to controlling distribution trend stage, the golden Cross trace sparkle in white robe back was eye-catching, shakes one crowd of person dog eyes unable to look straight ahead. 有问题也没问题,罗素说完这一句便自顾走向控制台,白袍背影上的金色十字架纹路闪耀夺目,晃得一群人狗眼无法直视。 His big hand presses down the key station, the right hand bears the Saint mark ray twinkle, within the body charm transforms the Saint light, pours into this destroyer continuously. 他大手按上主控台,右手背上圣痕光芒闪烁,体内魔力转化成圣光,源源不断注入这艘驱逐舰内。 !! 吱吱喳喳!! Does the ray running water proliferation, start spread John from the control room? Paul? The Jones entire ship, the ice-cold steel will transform to roast the white color. 光芒流水般扩散,从控制室开始蔓延约翰?保罗?琼斯号全舰,将冰冷的钢铁转化成炙白之色。 The destroyer contour big change, the hull primary structure has the edges and corners of science fiction to be distinct, making widely known, and is sporty. 驱逐舰外形大变,船体主要结构更具科幻的棱角分明,张扬且杀气十足。 But the white body densely covered golden color trace, gives a holy meaning, covers the imposing manner threatening steaming murderous intention. 但白色躯壳密布的金色纹路,赋予一丝圣洁之意,掩盖气势逼人的腾腾杀机。 Most direct-viewing manifestation, is the destroyer volume increases, the armor strengthens thickens, develops in the direction of battleship. 最直观的体现,是驱逐舰体积增大,装甲强化变厚,朝着战列舰的方向发展。 The main artillery distortion deformation of launch extended range guided projectile, replaces the triple-mounted lord turret, the hull central two side area increases, had/left four double multiple dual-purpose guns to act as the vice- artillery. 发射增程制导炮弹的主炮扭曲形变,置换成三联装主炮塔,舰体中部两舷面积增加,多出了四座双联装高平两用炮充当副炮。 Air defense, 20 fourth even/including install the anti-aircraft artillery to grow baseless. 对空防御方面,20门四连装高炮凭空生长而出。 Very strange, according to the navy category of ships standard, this battleship is unable to be included within any kind. 很诡异,按照海军舰种标准,这艘战舰无法被划入任何一类。 In the specialized warship designer eyes, after this battleship opens fire , will then disintegrate, perhaps just launched to sink. 在专业军舰设计师眼中,这艘战舰开炮之后便会自行解体,没准刚下水就沉了。 Opposite, the alien faints from fear developed of Earth science and technology, again before the confirmation , the attacked and sunk destroyer is together the plot. 对面,外星人惊觉地球科技的发达,再次确认之前被击沉的驱逐舰是一起阴谋。 Possibly fully realized escapes not to be possible to escape, under active offense under pressure, drill missiles were projected to the sky, after falling, attacks John in deformation completely? Paul? On Jones. 可能是深知逃无可逃,迫于压力之下主动攻击,一枚枚钻地导弹被抛射至天空,落下后全部打击在形变中的约翰?保罗?琼斯号上。 Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang- 轰!轰!轰!轰-- The consecutively 30 high bombs bombardments blast out, the gale volume seat, the fierce explosion shakes the peripheral ocean waves, fireballs cover the overlay, the flame follow the black smoke to shoot up to the sky. 连续三十枚高爆弹轰击炸开,强风卷席,凶猛的爆炸震开周边海浪,一朵朵火球覆盖叠加,火光伴随黑烟冲天而起。 The flame comes to go quickly also quickly, the flaming flame extinguishes at the visible speed, during several breath then vanishes without the trace. 火焰来得快去得也快,熊熊火光以肉眼可见的速度熄灭,几个呼吸之间便消失无踪。 Wonderful tall of next door sees very clearly, John of sores all over the eye? Paul? Jones hull is bumpy, scars are alarmed. 隔壁的妙高号看得很清楚,满目疮痍的约翰?保罗?琼斯号舰体坑坑洼洼,一个个伤痕触目惊心。 But this, this battleship has not submerged even, instead fast self-recovery in the distortion sound of metal. 可即便这样,这艘战舰也没有沉没,反而在金属的扭曲声中飞快自愈。 The scar place white light twinkle, grows baseless the pure white ship body, completed the conditioning. 伤痕处白光闪烁,凭空生长出洁白舰身,自行完成了修整。 The situation became anyone unable to understand suddenly! 情况突然变得谁都看不懂了! Wonderful tall feels helpless, from the captain to the crew, all a face compels ignorant ; John? Paul? On Jones crew stupidly is standing, a round of collection fire, they had not felt shocked and attack a moment ago slightly, seems having a dream. 妙高号不知所措,从舰长到船员,全都一脸懵逼;约翰?保罗?琼斯号上的船员傻愣愣站着,刚才一轮集火,他们没有感受到丝毫震动和冲击,仿佛在做梦。 After the alien reconnaissance ship is shortly silent, opens fire crazily, except for opening the main ship of defense cover, surplus three puts to drill the missile completely, as well as spiral address cutting machine. 外星人侦察舰短暂沉默后疯狂开火,除了撑开防御罩的主舰,剩余三艘全部投放钻地导弹,以及螺旋地址切割机器。 The second round of attack arrives, Luo Su bothersomely extremely bothersome, waves to emit Deathstroke games armor, after attaching the demon, makes him be responsible for defending. 第二轮打击到来,罗素烦不胜烦,挥手放出丧钟甲,附魔后让其负责防御。 Defense, excluding counter-attack! 只是防御,不包括反击! Deathstroke games Jiadian nod, the propeller accelerates to rise the midair, eight white metal sharp blade open from the back, front releases the laser, destroys the cutting machine on hull, then in the midair knitting laser sword net, the big piece shell that the blockade drops. 丧钟甲点点头,推进器加速升上半空,八根白色金属利刃自背后张开,前端释放激光,销毁舰体上的切割机器,而后在半空编织激光剑网,阻击落下的大片炮弹。 Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang- 轰!轰!轰!轰-- Shells encounter the interception, flies high to explode the fireball, the red flame in midair continuous to become Mu, is unable the inch to go a step further. 一枚枚炮弹遭遇拦截,凌空炸成火球,红色火光在半空连绵成幕,始终无法寸进一步。 The four extraterrestrial battleships in Deathstroke games armor scanning sea level, the contrast defense and outputs, concluded, so long as Luo Su nods, he can end the fight in one minute. 丧钟甲扫描海面上的四艘外星战舰,对比防御和输出,断定只要罗素点头,他可以在一分钟内结束战斗。 Begins even without him, Luo Su flings that stick, can easily suppress four extraterrestrial battleships. 即便不用他动手,罗素甩甩那根棍子,也能轻易扑灭四艘外星战舰。 Reason that the big fee/spent is flustered, uses left manufacture of a nondescript battleship god throne, it is estimated that wants to install...... to play...... 之所以大费周章,使用神座之左制造一艘不伦不类的战列舰,估计是想装……想耍…… Considers the moment, Deathstroke games armor thinks that Luo Su is testing god throne the left ability, wants to develop the new style. 斟酌片刻,丧钟甲认为罗素是在测试神座之左的能力,想开发新的招式。 Right, is this! 没错,就是这样! ...... …… John? Paul? Indoor Jones controls, one crowd of crew swallow the saliva again and again, they are unable to understand the operation of Luo Su, but also understands that this goods absolutely are not human. 约翰?保罗?琼斯号控制室内,一群船员连连吞咽唾沫,他们无法理解罗素的操作,但也明白这货绝对不是人类。 Seeks for Cross in them, the preparation believes that expressed the devout belief while convenient time, Luo Su lifted the hand to leave the key station, indoor all electronic instrumentations restarted. 就在他们寻找身边的十字架,准备信一下,顺便表达虔诚信仰的时候,罗素抬手离开主控台,室内所有的电子仪器重启。 On screen, a face comprised of the digital additive device appears, the mechanical sound spreads: Mister, John? Paul? Jones reported to you, thank you to grant me the life.” 屏幕上,一张由数字乱码组成的面孔出现,机械音传出:“先生,约翰?保罗?琼斯向您报告,感谢您赐予我生命。” The vigorous baritone hears the Luo Su whole person is not good, which is the elementary student of reaching an agreement, why the base man sound? 浑厚的男中音听得罗素整个人都不好了,说好的小学生在哪,为什么是个基佬音? Is listening to one inch is one inchs strongly, one inch compares one inch mother the male voice, Luo Su extremely regretted, the one had only known on choice wonderful tall, perhaps that was really an elementary student. 听着‘一寸长一寸强,一寸更比一寸娘’的男音,罗素万分后悔,早知如此就选择妙高号了,没准那真是个小学生。 Moreover, looks at the wonderful tall tonnage, perhaps beginning edge in small rising, this elementary student was best. 而且,看妙高号的吨位,没准正在小升初的边缘,这种小学生最棒了。 Mister, has something to work for?” “先生,有什么可以效劳的?” Shut up, then wrecks opposite four extraterrestrial battleships...... not, three, the last main ship I must study.” “闭嘴,然后击毁对面四艘外星战舰……不,三艘,最后一艘主舰我要研究一下。”
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