Seven years ago, the U.S.A scientist discovers a remote planet, has the similar climate, quality and atmosphere with Earth. 七年前,美帝科学家发现一颗遥远的行星,与地球有着同样的气候、质量、大气层。 The scientists are wild with joy, calls it the G planet it, written language writing ‚migrates planet suitable’. 科学家们欣喜如狂,将其称之为g行星,书面语写作‘适宜移居行星’。 This truth is very simple, who discovered the new continent like that I discover exist, therefore it was my. 这个道理很简单,就像那谁发现了新大陆,我发现才存在,所以它是我的了。 Naturally, before determining the G planet whether has the higher civilization, the attitude is certainly friendly, otherwise who is the new continent may not say. 当然了,在确定g行星是否存在高等文明之前,态度一定要友好,不然谁是新大陆可就不好说了。 The U.S.A government dances with joy to form the project group, a series of documents examine and approve, the result...... was rejected. 美帝政府欢欣鼓舞成立项目小组,一系列文件审批下来,结果……被驳回了。 Reason simple and crude, too fever money! 理由简单粗暴,太烧钱！ Human is unable to leave the Solar System, even if confirmed that planet suits migrates, at present still can only stare dry/does. 人类连太阳系都无法离开,即便确认那颗行星适合移居,目前也只能干瞪眼。 „Perhaps we can auction the land for building to the property developer, ahead of time several cycles sell the house, this can gather capital to prepare the project group.” “或许我们可以拍卖地皮给房地产开发商,提前几个周期卖房子,这样就可以集资筹办项目小组了。” The proposition that approves very much, a little indulges in fantasy, naturally was rejected. 很赞的提议,有点异想天开,理所当然被驳回了。 The congressmen reject completely, because of their back capitalist worry this plan, will cause the housing price of New York and Los Angeles falls suddenly, the price slides year by year, the average per person happiness index raises. 议员们全部拒绝,因为他们背后的资本家担心这项计划,会导致纽约和洛杉矶的房价暴跌,物价逐年下滑,人均幸福指数抬高。 What is most essential, U.S.A several years ago determined with some country the friendly commercial cooperation, presents a new planet suddenly, but also sold the petroleum? 最关键的是,美帝前几年才和某国确定了友好商业合作,冷不丁出现一颗新行星,还卖不卖石油了？ This wrangled, was entire one year. 这一扯皮,就是整整一年。 In the following year, the U.S.A Space Agency organized ‚beacon-fire international plan’, attracting investments drew several world powers, explored the G planet jointly. 次年,美帝太空总署组织了‘烽火国际计划’,招商引资拉来了几名世界强国,联手对g行星进行探索。 U.S.A as the plan sponsor, has a vote veto, successfully constructed the data stand of ultra-large power in the Oahu island of Hawaiian Islands. 美帝作为计划发起者,拥有一票否决权,成功将超大功率的数据站建在了夏威夷群岛的瓦胡岛。 Every 24 hours, the data of Hawaii stands a time will then launch signal at the deep space satellite, this satellite signal amplification, the friendly regards transmission of human to the G planet. 每隔24小时,夏威夷的数据站便会向深太空卫星发射一次信号,这颗卫星会将信号放大,将人类的友好问候传送至g行星。 U.S.A person few series, promote earthman few series! 美帝人少系列,就此升级成地球人少系列！ The remote G planet, the alien receives earthman's friendly regards, ponders over is not giving a response, is unfair to ‚alien’ name. 遥远的g行星,外星人收到地球人的友好问候,琢磨着不给点反应,对不起‘外星人’的称呼。 Therefore, five reconnaissance ships weigh anchor to set sail, cross the remote starry sky to directly soar Earth to go. 于是,五艘侦察舰拔锚起航,横渡遥远星空直奔地球而去。 Very skillful, today is US and Japan Pacific Rim military exercise first day, the U.S.A carrier battle group bluffs and blusters, approaches own little brother to demonstrate the steel muscle. 很巧,今天是美日两国环太平洋军演的第一天,美帝的航母战斗群耀武扬威,向自家小弟展示钢铁肌肉。 The neon little brother said that the big brother is thick and strong, his he is greatly flamboyant, pledged that forever follows big brother’s footsteps, the big brother owes money matter not also not to raise. 霓虹小弟表示大哥粗又壮,他大他牛逼,发誓永远追随大哥的脚步,大哥欠钱不还的事情就不提了。 The Reagan aircraft carrier call destroyer first lochus, the in the air action launches, acts in a play starts. 里根号航空母舰呼叫驱逐舰第一中队,空中行动展开,演戏就此开始。 Above the upper air, the alien arrives in Earth hurriedly, the pleasant surprise discovered that Earth is similar to their female stars, has the similar climate, quality and atmosphere. 高空之上,外星人风风火火抵达地球,惊喜发现地球与他们的母星类似,有着同样的气候、质量、大气层。 Like discovering the new continent, the alien names as temporarily Earth ‚migrates planet suitable’, but before official migration, they must confirm the armed forces on Earth. 如同发现了新大陆,外星人将地球暂时命名为‘适宜移居行星’,但在正式移居之前,他们要确认地球上的武装力量。 Because is too excited, when five reconnaissance ships forsee the concomitant tragedy, crashes in the atmosphere have not stopped the car(riage), hits the satellite. 因为太激动,五艘侦察舰乐极生悲,冲进大气层时没刹住车,其中一艘撞到人造卫星。 Hung! 挂了！ What is more hapless, this reconnaissance ship is holding the post of the communication work, guaranteed of without female star wifi covering, once in a while can have a contact with mother Xing. 更倒霉的是,这艘侦察舰担任着通讯工作,确保在没有母星wifi覆盖的情况下,每隔一段时间能和母星取得一次联系。 The alien that side scientific and technological standard is awkward, the reconnaissance ship is one -way ticket, if cannot have the contact with mother Xing promptly, that does not discover the new continent, but is the Robinson Crusoe. 外星人那边的科技水平非常尴尬,侦察舰是单程票,如不能及时和母星取得联系,那就不是发现新大陆,而是鲁宾逊漂流记。 Four reconnaissance ships descend in Earth of being unfamiliar with the people and place alone, does not know that human scientific and technological standard how, does not know that human to the guest who visits suddenly is what attitude, lacks self-confidence to fluster one batch at heart. 四艘侦察舰孤零零降落在人生地不熟的地球,不知道人类的科技水平如何,不知道人类对突然造访的客人是什么态度,心里没底慌得一批。 Having this worry is very normal, they are the reconnaissance ships, has not carried too many weapons, is similar to the reconnaissance aircraft of human, only then a very machine gun, extremely lacks the self-preservation ability. 有这种担忧很正常,他们是侦察舰,没有携带太多武器,类似于人类的侦察机只有一挺机枪,极度缺乏自保能力。 ...... …… Luo Su raises head to look at the day, five meteors fall from the horizon, a midway disintegration, surplus four continue to descend, happen to fell into Pacific Ocean. 罗素仰头望天,五颗流星从天际落下,中途一颗解体,剩余四个继续降落,正好掉进了太平洋。 He measures with the eye, from over 500 nautical miles, is not near. 他目测,距离不超过500海里,蛮近的。 Pū passes! 噗通！ Erin whole body is the water climbs up the parapet, the left eye writes ‚suspicion’, the right eye writes ‚life’, fishing fishes the big sea monster, but also was drawn the deep sea to play the washer to revolve. 艾琳诺满身是水爬上栏杆,左眼写着‘怀疑’,右眼写着‘人生’,钓鱼钓到大海怪,还被拖进深海玩洗衣机旋转。 If were not her life shattered, that was this sea shatters. 如果不是她的人生坏掉了,那就是这片大海坏掉了。 „Did Mr. Luo Su, you see?” “罗素先生,你看到了吗？” Arnold goes forward, looks seriously to the distant place: „Was not the science and technology on Earth, Earth is visited by the outcomer.” 阿诺上前,面色凝重看向远方:“不是地球上的科技,地球被外来者造访了。” „Very normal, after all is Earth, presents the alien, the space and time traveller and superpower and mythical characters the probability to be very big.” “很正常,毕竟是地球,出现外星人、时空旅行者、超能力者、神话人物的概率很大。” Luo Su speaking of this, the complexion looks strangely to Arnold: „On the other hand, your oneself are the space and time traveller, then I am superpower, the mythical characters you have also seen, in addition the alien...... your luck is really good, unexpectedly wrapped the circle.” 罗素说到这,面色古怪看向阿诺:“话说回来,你自己就是时空旅行者,然后我是超能力者,神话人物你也见过,加上外星人……你运气真好,居然都包圆了。” „Mr. Luo Su, now is not cracking a joke time.” Arnold facial features are serious, is very earnest. “罗素先生,现在不是开玩笑的时候。”阿诺面容严肃,十分认真。 „I know, you continue to bake, I had a look in the past, quick comes back.” “我知道,你们继续烧烤,我过去看看,很快就回来。” Luo Su lifted the hand to hit a sound to refer, lets Max and Carolyn forgets on the ship to have his like this person subconsciously, then leapt jumps down the sea level, the body submerges has not broken surface again. 罗素抬手打了个响指,让麦克斯和卡洛琳下意识遗忘船上有他这么一个人,而后一跃跳下海面,身躯沉没再也没有上浮。 Erin stands in the bow, after five minutes, has not seen Luo Su to surface, suddenly has mixed feelings, could not bear leave behind two lines of tears. 艾琳诺站在船头,五分钟后都没看到罗素浮出水面,一时间心情复杂,忍不住留下了两行热泪。 Free! 自由了！ Pū passes! 噗通！ The water splash splashes, the giant paint black tentacle breaks open the sea level, curls her body to draw in the seabed. 水花溅起,巨大的漆黑色触手破开海面,卷着她的身躯拖入海底。 Arnold: „......” 阿诺:“……” Rejoiced very much oneself have Connor mother and child to look, otherwise treats in Luo Su person is he, is very bad, looked that Erin knows, is not the person day. 很庆幸自己有康纳母子要照顾,不然待在罗素身边的人就是他,很糟,看艾琳诺就知道,绝不是人过的日子。 ...... …… Another side, four reconnaissance ships of aliens lie in the seabed do not dare to act rashly, do not contact with on mother Xing, does not dare initiative and earthman communicates, is afraid indigenous brings in the laboratory by the military force value explosive table and temperament not good Earth. 另一边,四艘外星人的侦察舰趴在海底不敢妄动,联系不上母星,又不敢主动和地球人沟通,害怕被武力值爆表且脾气不好的地球土著搬进实验室。 They are not the combat arm, on the spaceship majority are also the civilian personnel who are engaged in the scientific effort, fears the hand to fear the foot in others' domain unavoidably, does not dare to speak loudly. 他们不是战斗兵种,飞船上大多数也都是从事科研工作的文职人员,在别人的地盘难免畏手畏脚,不敢大声说话。 After short discussion, the aliens thought that cannot sit waiting for death, must think the means and mother Xing has the contact, the call rescue troops leads them to be out of danger. 短暂商议过后,外星人们觉得不能坐以待毙,必须想办法和母星取得联系,呼叫救援部队带他们脱离险境。 The communication ship did not have, wants to contact with mother Xing, can only borrow the communication equipment of earthman, for example Hawaiian Data Station, revises slightly, can relate on mother star rescue troops at the maximum speed. 通讯舰没了,想和母星联系,只能借用地球人的通讯设备,例如夏威夷数据站,稍稍修改一下,就能以最快的速度联系上母星救援部队。 The extraterrestrial exploration squad that is responsible for reconnoitering the work is proud, they do not go to war good, but must say constructs the base, they are specialized. 负责侦察工作的外星探险小队非常自豪,他们打仗不行,但要说建基地,他们是专业的。 At this time, the destroyer first lochus of exercise just arrived in the coastal water, the captain sees the reconnaissance ship of alien with the naked eye, radar scan anything did not have. 这时,演习的驱逐舰第一中队刚好抵达附近海域,舰长用肉眼看到了外星人的侦察舰,雷达扫描却什么都没有。 This does not have the matter of means that the ostrich hidden law of alien is too prominent strikingly, the head sinks the buttocks actually to surface, the eye cannot easily see blindly. 这也是没办法的事情,外星人的鸵鸟隐藏法太突出醒目,脑袋沉下去屁股却露出海面,眼睛不瞎都能轻易看到。 The three destroyers of first lochus, this content that regards is acting in a play, according to the script dispatches the lifesaving skiff close to the inspection. 第一中队的三艘驱逐舰,将这一幕当成是演戏的内容,按照剧本派遣救生小艇靠近检查。 Finally is very bad, the alien collective is frightened, their front leg crashes Earth, the reconnaissance fleet of human appears, whom the scientific and technological standard did not have. 结果很糟,外星人集体受惊,他们前脚坠落地球,人类的侦察舰队就出现,科技水平也是没谁了。 Thinks again before , easily breaks through the atmosphere, but also the unusual coincidence lost the dispatch boat, this...... 再一想之前轻易突破大气层,还非常巧合地损失了通讯船,这…… This aims at the trap under their arrange/cloth intentionally! 这是故意针对他们布下的陷阱啊！ Sure enough, their reconnaissance ships discovered that the distant place has many combat units to approach, the volume is very big, the goal quantity is big. 果不其然,他们的侦察舰发现远方有多个战斗单位正在靠近,体积很大,目标数量众多。 Although has not contacted, but looked that the not anxious speed knows slowly, human is confident, they win the probability that this fights to be minimal. 虽然尚未接触,但看其徐徐不急的航速就知道,人类信心满满,他们打赢这一战的几率微乎其微。 More wants more to fear, Earth was too dangerous! 越想越怕,地球太危险了！ The aliens quickly turn on the energy defense cover, starts the tortoise shell pattern rejection and outside world conducts any exchange, particularly the human false friendly regards, will kill them not to believe a character. 外星人急忙打开能量防御罩,启动龟壳模式拒绝和外界进行任何交流,尤其是人类虚假的友好问候,打死他们都不会相信一个字。 The mighty giant defense cover opens, backs off like the blue transparent jade bowl, in the world fuzzy piece, completely shuts off the inside and outside communication. 气势恢宏的巨型防御罩开启,如同蓝色透明的玉碗倒扣,天地之间模糊一片,将内外通讯全部切断。 The aliens isolated the carrier battle group, as well as nearby several islands, includes Oahu island that the data stands to be. 外星人隔绝了航母战斗群,以及附近数个岛屿,其中就包括数据站所在的瓦胡岛。 This island is the last resort that they seek livehood, said that anything will not give up. 这座岛是他们求生的最后手段,说什么都不会放弃。 Aliens: Astrays the expensive/noble treasure trove, only wants to launch the seeking livehood signal, does not have other idea, asking you not to have other idea. 外星人:误入贵宝地,只想发射求生信号,没别的想法,求求你们也没有别的想法。 In the defense cover, are three destroyers respectively Sampson and John?? Paul?? Jones, as well as neon little brother's wonderful tall. 防御罩内,三艘驱逐舰分别是桑普森号、约翰??保罗??琼斯号,以及霓虹小弟的妙高号。 It is not have the contact with the outside world, the faced unclear military forces pull out three odd-looking submarines, after the confrontation moment, the commander-in-chief decides to blow a whistle to warn. 无法和外界取得联系,面对的不明武装势力拉出三艘模样奇怪的潜水艇,对峙片刻后,最高指挥官决定鸣笛示警。 At least needs first to know that who opposite is, if one of the joint military exercise projects, that scene was too rather big. 至少要先知道对面是谁,如果是联合军演的项目之一,那场面未免太大了。 Wū wū!!! 呜呜呜！！！ The bass artillery resounds in the sea level, deep whistling sound biography to all directions. 低音炮在海面响起,深沉的鸣笛声传向四面八方。 The three reconnaissance ships of alien are hurried, what meaning does the opposite blow a whistle is? 外星人的三艘侦察舰非常慌,对面鸣笛是什么意思？ Must open fire, is the Earth indigenous unique regards way, greeted merely? 要开火了,还是地球土著的独特问候方式,仅仅打个招呼而已？ The aliens prayed that before this does not open fire the submitting war declaration, decided that blows a whistle to respond, may reconnoiter the old-fashioned audio equipment that shipboard has not restored the old, overfrequency shock-wave, scientific research equipment for geological survey. 外星人祈祷这不是开火前的递交战书,决定鸣笛予以回应,可侦察舰上没有复古的老式音频设备,只有超频率冲击波,用于地质探测的科研装备。 What to do, should pretend to be to blow a whistle with the overfrequency shock-wave? 怎么办,该不该用超频率冲击波冒充鸣笛？ The aliens clench teeth to stamp the feet, decides the start-up shock wave, because does not give the response, opposite ominous human will definitely be angry. 外星人一咬牙一跺脚,决定启动冲击波,因为再不给出回应,对面凶巴巴的人类肯定会生气。 Buzz humming sound!! 嗡嗡嗡！！ The storm high-frequency sound wave sweeps away the sea level, shakes three destroyers is off their feet, the navies brain blank, the hands and feet loses the control, lies in the icy cold deck the lying down corpse. 强袭高频音波横扫海面,将三艘驱逐舰震得人仰马翻,海军们大脑空白,手脚失去控制,一个个趴在冰凉的甲板上躺尸。 After the aliens transmit the shock-wave, saw three destroyers not to have the movement, was moved to tears. 外星人发送冲击波之后,见三艘驱逐舰没了动作,不禁热泪盈眶。 They bet to win, this was the way on Earth greeting! 他们赌赢了,这就是地球上打招呼的方式！ The peace long live! 和平万岁！ However the next second, the alien suffers to hit the face, the fleet commander sees to blow a whistle to warn the failure, but also was stuck face shock-wave, ordered to open fire expel the opposite party. 然而下一秒,外星人惨遭打脸,舰队指挥官见鸣笛示警失败,还被糊了一脸冲击波,下令开火驱逐对方。 Un, first warned. 嗯,先警告一下。 Bang!! 轰！！ The reconnaissance ship forewarns to dodge ahead of time, all aliens frighten the leg to be soft, the earthman temperament is too hot tempered, the regards of reaching an agreement ended go various home respectively, finally opened fire. 侦察舰提前预警闪避,全体外星人吓到腿软,地球人脾气太暴躁,说好的问候结束各回各家,结果还是开火了。 They look everywhere the entire ship, discovered, only then drill missile of geological prospecting, is ejection, does not have battle efficiency that launches the effective counter-attack. 他们找遍全舰,发现只有地质勘探的钻地导弹,还是抛射型,根本不具备发起有效反击的战斗力。 Bang!! 轰！！ The second round of shell raids, the alien makes the circumvention again, clenches teeth to fire the geological research missile. 第二发炮弹袭来,外星人再次做出规避,咬咬牙发射地质勘测导弹。 Because is extremely panic-stricken, the number of missile is a little crowded, more frightened matter happened, opposite destroyer was attacked and sunk, entire exploded the fragment. 因为太过惊恐,导弹的数量有点密集,更恐惧的事情发生了,对面的驱逐舰被击沉,整个炸成了碎片。 Awful, fell into a trap! 糟糕,中计了！ Successfully attacks and sinks a destroyer, in the extraterrestrial person heart ice-cold, because has not borne open fire for a while, turned a side that takes the lead to provoke the war. 成功击沉一艘驱逐舰,外星人心中冰冷,因一时没忍住开火,变成了率先挑起战争的一方。 They expressed very suffering, was opposite first opens fire, they self-defensed, really does not want to provoke the war. 他们表示十分委屈,是对面先开炮的,他们只是自卫,真没想挑起战争。 But this saying said them not to believe that three pairs of three aspects, the reconnaissance ship avoided two rounds of shells, three destroyers actually sank, who was the invader is clear at a glance. 但这话说出来他们自己都不信,三对三的局面,侦察舰避开两发炮弹,三艘驱逐舰却沉了一艘,谁是侵略者一目了然。 From the heart, all aliens is sadly silent, does not know can oneself support to rescue the fleet to rush. 悲从心来,全体外星人沉默不语,不知道自己能不能撑到救援舰队赶至。 On the other hand, how even if rescues the fleet to rush can, in them the sinister plot of earthman, became the criminal who provokes the war, mother Xing cannot preserve them. 话又说回来了,即便救援舰队赶至又能怎样,他们中了地球人的奸计,成了挑起战争的罪犯,母星也保不住他们。 On two destroyers, the navies are collectively silent, Sampson carried off by a wave flow, changing into them is also finally same. 两艘驱逐舰上,海军们集体沉默,桑普森号被一波流带走,换成他们结果也一样。 The both sides tacit understanding stays the truce condition! 双方默契保持停战状态！ Aliens: Everyone saw, is really the self-defense, another two have not opened fire, we have not hit them. 外星人:大家看到了,真的是自卫,另外两艘没开火,我们也没打他们。 The sea tide surges, Luo Su stands in the sea level, discovers the front, does not know that was whose wife exploded, entire sank to the seabed. 海潮涌动,罗素站在海面上,发现前方,一艘不知道是谁的老婆炸了,整个沉入海底。 Carefully looks, is not, that is only a destroyer. 仔细看,并不是,那只是一艘驱逐舰。