Rested x2! 休息了x2！ Luo Su does not dare to act rashly, superficially, this is changes from bad to good, dream beautiful to become true rhythm. 罗素不敢妄动,表面上来看,这是时来运转,梦美成真的节奏。 Also is the picture that he has waited. 也是他一直翘首以盼的画面。 But his brain pulled out will accept as true, two female Superman have not hit, that was because they were clear that the opposite party was oneself, changed into others to be sent out the atmosphere. 但他脑子抽了才会信以为真,两个女超人之所以没打起来,那是因为她们清楚对方就是自己,换成别人已经被送出大气层了。 Without hitting is the limit, is surrounded by beautiful women to enter nuptial chamber anything, is purely thinks that the fart eats. 没打起来就是极限,左拥右抱进入洞房什么的,纯属想屁吃。 Not to mention female Superman is not that person, even, they are still clear the Luo Su small physique...... 且不说女超人不是那种人,即便是,她们也清楚罗素小身板…… In brief, Luo Su is well aware, presently the rhythm has the issue, the situation that the lines read is not right, this was selects a topic together only, elected anyone is the dead ends. 咳咳,总而言之,罗素心知肚明,当前节奏有问题,台词念出来的场合不对,这是一道单选题,选谁都是死路一条。 It is not right! 不对！ Luo Su both eyes narrow the eyes, this at all is not selects a topic only, when this problem appears, he has died. 罗素双目微眯,这根本不是什么单选题,当这道题出现的时候,他就已经死了。 On your IQ, but also wants to trick I, eats the fart! 就你们这种智商,还想忽悠我,吃屁去吧！ The Luo Su heart disdains, in the surface is not not happily sad, with giving up on the vision of person has swept on two female faces. 罗素心头不屑,面上无悲无喜,用看死人的目光在两女脸上扫过。 Female Superman and Shen Menghan were infiltrated the vision of person to stare absolutely terrifiedly by Luo Su, at this moment, he stands up suddenly, is startled two people simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform to step back. 女超人和沈梦寒被罗素渗人的眼光盯得毛骨悚然,就在这时,他突然站起身,惊得两人齐齐退后一步。 The Luo Su calm face, did not say a word to pace in the living room back and forth, walks to get to the bedroom entrance. 罗素沉着脸,一言不发在客厅中来回踱步,走着走着就走到了卧室门口。 „Said right, night, should rest!” “说得对,夜深了,该睡了！” Then, he closes the door, since inside locks on the other side, threw two female Superman in the living room. 说完,他将房门关上,还从里面反锁,把两个女超人扔在了客厅里。 (? Profit?) x2 (?益?)x2 After two minutes, Luo Su puts down the hammer in hand, points at bedroom door knob who is exchanging newly: „Fixed, next time will twist the hand time light, like this is wasteful, in the family/home did not have the gate.” 两分钟后,罗素放下手里的锤子,指着新换上的卧室门把手:“修好了,下次拧把手的时候轻一点,再这么大手大脚,家里就没门了。” ! 咔嚓！ The gate was locked, Luo Su is looking at the empty living room, turns away from the bedroom door time, the corners of the mouth bring back the smile of disdaining. 门被锁上,罗素望着空荡荡的客厅,背对卧室房门的时候,嘴角勾起不屑的笑容。 Only must write deadly, so long as he suffices stupid, female Superman cannot keep up with his thought. 区区一个必死题,只要他够沙雕,女超人就跟不上他的思维。 Lies down on the sofa, Luo Su tosses and turns, 12 : 00 am, the feeling changed into the senior person of high skill, at this time should be two women rests a room respectively, and door unlatched half. 躺在沙发上,罗素辗转反侧,凌晨12点了,感慨换成前辈高人,这时应该是两个女人各睡一屋,且房门虚掩一半。 Arrived his, two female Superman move in a room directly, a leeway of rotation does not remain. 到他这,两个女超人直接搬进一间屋子,一点回转的余地都不留。 „Thinks carefully, this is they alerts mutually, the ironclad proof of untrustworthy opposite party...... hmph hmph, is really the plastic sisters.” “仔细想想,这正是她们相互戒备,信不过对方的铁证……哼哼,果然是塑料姐妹。” The Luo Su heart laughs in one's heart, after the moment, he could not smile, won't two female cat rooms, have an accident? 罗素心头暗笑,片刻后他就笑不出来了,两个女的猫一个屋子,不会出什么事吧？ His brow selects, the rolling down sofa, before being soundless quietly the gathering bedroom gate, the ear pasted on to listen. 他眉头一挑,悄声滚下沙发,蹑手蹑脚凑到卧室门前,耳朵贴上听了起来。 ! 咔嚓！ The door opens, is sideways to squat in ground Luo Su raised the head at a loss. 房门打开,侧身蹲在地上的罗素茫然抬起头。 (??) (??) Two female Superman stand after the gate one on the left and other on the right, false smile: „Sofa does not fall asleep comfortably, therefore wants the coming in bed, right?” 两个女超人一左一右站在门后,皮笑肉不笑:“沙发睡着不舒服,所以想进来睡床,是吗？” Yes, best I alone! 是啊,最好就我一个人！ The Luo Su heart unstated criticism, remembers itself to have the mind reading suddenly, reveals to sprout/moe the new newly-arrived smile, returns speedily, falls down on the sofa. 罗素心头腹诽,猛然间想起自己有心灵感应,露出萌新初来乍到的笑容,一溜烟返回,扑倒在沙发上。 The door closes again, the Luo Su use mind reading, is private simultaneously two people, pounds down one pile saying that can only send the writing the disgusting talk between lovers, lies hoping to swallow the bait. 房门再次关上,罗素使用心灵感应,同时私密两人,砸下一堆说不出口,只能发文字的肉麻情话,趴等愿者上钩。 „Go away!” x2 “滚！”x2 Replied in writing, is actually not the information that Luo Su wants, he sighed, today for the time being first probes this, two days of circumstance had relaxed, then defeated it one by one. 回信了,却不是罗素想要的信息,他叹了口气,今天姑且先试探到这,过两天情势缓和了,再将其逐个击破。 Like first several times! 就像前几次一样！ ...... …… The sky dawn, Luo Su awakens from the nightmare. 天空蒙蒙亮,罗素从噩梦中惊醒。 Looks for the restroom his dream to own urgency of urination, the person has not awaked, the restroom had found. 他梦到自己尿急找厕所,人还没醒,厕所已经找到了。 Instantaneous sober, discovered oneself also in restroom, in dream dream, then infinite loop. 瞬间清醒,发现自己还在厕所,梦中梦,然后无限循环。 Properly speaking, he falls asleep difficultly, let alone has the nightmare, but this matter indeed happened. 按理说,他睡着都难,更别说做噩梦,可这件事的确发生了。 Only can say that the day has thought of the night to have a dream, yesterday the shadow of movie theater male health/guard still , the impression is profound, has a dream cannot help but depends upward. 只能说日有所思夜有所梦,昨天电影院男卫的阴影犹在,以至于印象深刻,做个梦都不由自主往上靠。 After waking up, is worse, he pretended to be sleeping to turn really rested, installing like this was earnest, unexpectedly did not have the conch miss and viviparus miss delivers the quilt to him secretly. 醒来之后更糟糕,他装睡变成了真睡,装得这么认真,居然没有海螺姑娘和田螺姑娘偷偷给他送被子。 Is really unscientific! 真是一点也不科学！ „Luckily the ships cracked one time, comes again 2-3 times, turns into four and eight......” “幸亏船只裂了一次,再来2-3次,变成四个、八个……” The picture is too beautiful, Luo Su thinks to feel fearful, moves toward the bathroom quickly, puts a hydraulic pressure on help get over a shock. 画面太美,罗素想想就觉得可怕,快步走向卫生间,放个水压压惊。 The gate was locked from inside, does not know that is female Superman or Shen Menghan, very early in the morning wrested away the bathroom not to make him enter. 门被从里面锁上了,不知道是女超人还是沈梦寒,一大早就霸占了卫生间还不让他进。 The Luo Su ear post visits, knows that inside some people are taking a bath, actually wants to burst to have a look is who and he to oppose, does to the bedroom, must give up resentfully. 罗素耳朵贴上门,知道里面有人在洗澡,想破门而入看看究竟是谁和他作对,奈何卧室里还有一个,只得悻悻作罢。 Really, in the family/home cannot treat, tosses about again, sooner or later is insane. 果然,家里是不能待了,再折腾下去,迟早要疯。 He has an idea, turns out the short note paper, writes down to fill with the grief and indignation a few words, throws the paper on the table, vanishes same place does not see. 他心生一计,翻出便签纸,写下满怀悲愤的一句话,将纸条丢在桌上,原地消失不见。 „I met mission to go, without coming back, really did not come back.” “我接任务去了,要是没回来,就真的回不来了。” ...... …… Marvel world! 漫威世界！ Dark dimension, Apokolips, arena, corner. 黑暗维度,天启星,竞技场,墙角。 Crash-bang- 哗啦啦-- Luo Su stands in no one's corner turns on the water, turn over to barely escape several times, the life awakens greatly, a lot are not to worry or care about at all. 罗素站在没人的拐角处放水,几次翻车险死还生,人生大彻大悟,很多事情已经满不在意。 For example the facial skin, was thicker than before. 比如说脸皮,比以前更厚了。 After trembles, Luo Su takes the pants, snort/hum the folk song is turning around, bumps into Urd of whole face heavy line. 一阵哆嗦之后,罗素提上裤子,哼着小调转身,迎面撞上了满脸黑线的乌尔德。 Looks at alarmed and afraid in her eye pupil, it can be imagined, is the belief crashes a kind of mood probably. 看她眼眸中的惊惧,可想而知,大概是信仰崩塌一类的情绪。 Enters the dark dimension in Luo Su the instance, detected as Urd of manager, does not dare to delay comes to have an audience with immediately. 在罗素进入黑暗维度的瞬间,作为管理员的乌尔德就察觉到了,不敢耽搁立即过来觐见。 Has not thought, pleasant is the master station of dark dimension in the corner, snort/hum folk song, while and wall competes. 不曾想,入眼是黑暗维度之主站在角落,一边哼着小调,一边和墙较劲。 „Does the like this bored matter with the jurisdiction, the lower reaches!” “拿权限做这么无聊的事,下流！” Luo Su bypassed dumbfounded Urd, the nasal sound moderately snort/hum: „Never expected that you are such Valkyrie, disappointed me.” 罗素绕过目瞪口呆的乌尔德,鼻音不轻不重哼了一声:“没想到你是这样的女武神,太让我失望了。” „......” “……” Urd: Grass?..., * c? 乌尔德:艸?…,*c? Luo Su turns on the water, the footsteps vividly depart, the Urd returning to normal mood, draws out the treasured sword of waist tremblingly. 罗素放水完毕,脚步轻快离去,乌尔德则平复心情,颤巍巍拔出腰间的宝剑。 She once pledged that is utterly loyal for the master, gets rid of all eyewitness who asked the issue, now the issue came, the lord of dark dimension had to lose dignified one personally to be seen by her, should wipe the neck to help the heart of loyalty? 她曾发誓为主人尽忠,干掉所有提出问题的目击者,现在问题来了,黑暗维度之主有失威严的一幕被她亲眼所见,是不是该抹脖子成全忠义之心？ In the arena, a babel of voices, more than 1000 female men erupt the ten thousand talent some momenta, produces the trash the ability is also the rank of one against ten. 竞技场中,人声鼎沸,一千多个女汉子爆发出万人才有的声势,制造垃圾的能力也是以一当十的级别。 In the field, Valkyrie takes up the hammer of god of thunder, to the Loki wanton bombing, the fore or front sight defect, danger was being avoided the thunder strike that drops from the clouds by the Loki danger each time. 场中,一名女武神拿起雷神之锤,对着洛基狂轰滥炸,准星缺失,每次都被洛基险之又险避开从天而降的雷击。 Changes an angle, this Valkyrie should hit intentionally, is not because Loki grows gracefully, does not hate to start, but is one move hits to fall face down, lines up to wait again more than 1000. 换个角度来看,这名女武神应该是故意打偏的,不是因为洛基长得帅,舍不得下手,而是一招打趴下,再排队要等一千多场。 Not enough to go around, one Loki radically insufficient more than 1000 Valkyrie differences. 僧多粥少,一个洛基根本不够一千多名女武神分。 Three princes cash in the potential, turns into the path of peerless powerhouse to be very difficult, in the arena asked to win, but was unavailable, but the disposition really did not have the words saying that the average person had collapsed, he was foul-mouthed, the curse deceived him toward the Second Brother who in the pit jumped. 三王子兑现潜力,变成绝世强者的道路十分艰辛,竞技场内求一胜而不可得,但心性真的没话说,普通人早就崩了,他只是骂骂咧咧,诅咒欺骗他往坑里跳的二哥。 Finally, under the crowds cursed loudly, Valkyrie in field does not dare to tow, to leap to the midair again falls, the hammer of god of thunder hit hard the ground, tossed the big piece electric arc raging tide. 终于,在围观群众大声咒骂下,场中的女武神不敢再拖,跃至半空落下,雷神之锤重击地面,抛洒大片电弧狂潮。 Electric current racing wells up between blue white two appearances, spreadability attack nowhere dodges can only resist hardly, the Loki both hands short dagger defense, after the flowering branch shivers all over alternately , the mouth spits the black smoke. 蓝白两色相间的电流奔涌,覆盖性攻击无处闪躲只能硬抗,洛基双手交叉短匕防御,花枝乱颤后口吐黑烟。 Pū the street at the scene! 当场扑街！ Luo Su looks again and again shakes the head, the Loki thunder and lightning resistance is too bad, was the electricity are few. 罗素看得连连摇头,洛基雷电抗性太差,还是电少了。 This degree, let alone avenges a grievance, in a Thor bosom hugs the younger sister to kill, his paralysis. 这种程度,别说报仇雪恨,托尔一个怀中抱妹杀,他就瘫了。 Among the brothers the steamroll bureau does not have the meaning, has the quality of being worth looking at evenly matched, Luo Su felt oneself should make anything, lifted the hand to hit a sound to refer , the switch over admission order, joined a production team to select Loki this arena leading role. 兄弟之间碾压局没意思,势均力敌才有看头,罗素觉得自己该做点什么,抬手打了个响指,切换入场顺序,插队点了洛基这张竞技场头牌。 The ting resounds, the Loki body self-recovery finished, because of the trauma, after crawling , the hands and feet cannot help but trembles. 铃声响起,洛基身躯自愈完毕,因为心理阴影,爬起来后手脚不由自主发颤。 Front looks no longer is Valkyrie, but changed into Luo Su, his complexion continuous transformation, ‚brother-in-law’ this word has not said eventually. 一看面前不再是女武神,而是换成了罗素,他脸色连续变换,‘姐夫’这个词终究没说出口。 „Sorcerer Supreme!” “至尊法师！” Luo Su cares saying: „Effect that Loki, exercises these days how, thunder and lightning resistance promotion?” 罗素关心道:“洛基,这段时间锻炼的效果怎么样,雷电抗性提升了吗？” Loki first shakes the head, wants to tell Luo Su, beating mercilessly makes one grow to be the fallacies and absurdities, without the person of talent encounters to beat mercilessly, not only will not grow, will also be hit remnantly. 洛基先是摇头,很想告诉罗素,毒打使人成长属于歪理邪说,没有天赋的人遭遇毒打,不仅不会成长,还会被打残。 The words have not said that quickly changes to the nod, Loki makes a bet with the Thor axe, he dared like this saying that Luo Su will definitely say, did not beat mercilessly invalid, but hit too lightly, has not looked at the effect. 话未说出口,急忙改为点头,洛基拿托尔的斧头打赌,他敢这么说,罗素肯定会接话,不是毒打无效,而是打得太轻,才没看出来效果。 Then is Valkyrie lacks the strength to truss up a chicken, not doing well enough is ruthless, changes him to go on stage personally. 然后就是女武神手无缚鸡之力,打得不够狠,换他亲自上场。 „Sorcerer Supreme, the work you took the trouble. The effect is very good, the general thunder attack, I did not need the magic also to defend.” “至尊法师,劳您费心了。效果很好,一般的雷霆攻击,我不用魔法也能防御了。” „Right?” “是吗？” Luo Su is very gratified, the nod said: „Such being the case, is examined the raining effect by me personally.” 罗素十分欣慰,点头道:“既然如此,就由我亲自来检验一下训练效果。” Loki: „......” 洛基:“……” I know! 我就知道！ Loki deeply inspires, hiding did not evade, he treated some time in the dark dimension, fully realized that here has not to have, Luo Su wants to punch him, going into the ends of the earth is also useless. 洛基深吸一口气,躲是躲不过了,他在黑暗维度待了一段时间,深知此处有进无出,罗素想揍他,跑到天涯海角也没用。 Luo Su rocks the hands and feet to bring the pressure on Loki, hits Loki with hitting by his strength...... hits the younger brother...... is not how inappropriate, can level in any case with ease, insists to go on stage is purely bullies the person. 罗素晃动一下手脚给洛基施加压力,以他的实力打洛基就跟打儿……打弟……怎么都不合适,反正轻轻松松就能摆平,硬要上场纯属欺负人。 Reason that like this does, was these days walks the mildew to transport, looks more hapless cheerful. 之所以这么做,是这几天走霉运,找个更倒霉的乐呵一下。 The ringside auditorium, saw that Luo Su arrives personally, more than 1000 Valkyrie raise the arm to cheer, cursing in mouth turns into the praise and flattery. 场边观众席,看到罗素亲自登场,一千多名女武神振臂欢呼,口中的咒骂变成赞美和奉承。 Is some frank talks, the Luo Su hear in the ear, in the heart does not have the mighty waves. 都是一些大实话,罗素听在耳中,心中毫无波澜。 Opposite Loki brow tip gets rid of perspiration, grasps the double dagger difficult opens the mouth: „Sorcerer Supreme, when can I succeed in study, return to Asgard?” 对面洛基眉梢落汗,手持双匕艰难开口:“至尊法师,我什么时候才能学业有成,返回阿斯加德？” „This simplicity, the fourth child of Odin god comes, you can leave.” “这个简单,奥丁神的第四个孩子进来,你就能离开了。” Loki: „......” 洛基:“……”