>-> >-> Newest website: Shen Menghan looks at the dog in room unemotionally male...... the person! 最新网址:沈梦寒面无表情看着屋内的狗男……人！ Said that assorted youngest daughter Superman only has the Lord God space, will also develop anything to pity to leave and wait for next life, will deceive entirely her, the time of turning around, Luo Su small three brought, is in front of her, brought frankly and uprightly. 说什么女超人只存在主神空间,还演什么惜离别、等来世,通通都是骗她的,转个身的功夫,罗素就把小三带了出来,还是当着她的面,正大光明带出来的。 How many meanings this is, thought that she quite spoke, therefore even played is disinclined to develop? 这是几个意思,觉得她好说话,所以连戏都懒得演了？ Shen Menghan thinks again, oneself when the Lord God space, because also female Superman has with the sentiment to the depth does not endure, borrows to give her to use the tool person...... 沈梦寒再一想,自己在主神空间时,还因为女超人用情至深心生不忍,将工具人借出去给她用用…… Looks at this stance, with convenient did not prepare. 看这架势,是用顺手不准备还了。 Gets more mad .jpg 越想越气.jpg Luo Su looks at Shen Menghan to appear confusedly, looks again oneself hold the hand of zipper, in the heart is not not happily sad. 罗素迷茫看着沈梦寒出现,再看自己拉拉链的手,心中无悲无喜。 The number of times of possibly recently turning over are too many, he wandered in the death line back and forth, has no feeling. 可能是最近翻车的次数太多,他在死亡线上来回徘徊,已经没什么感觉了。 Except that sighs with emotion itself to live is being too difficult, in the brain is white screen, other colors do not have. 除了感慨自己活着太难,脑子里面全是白屏,其他颜色一点没有。 The black frame is an exception! 黑色边框除外！ Luo Su abandons cures, female Superman is not so, welcomes Shen Menghan to eat the look of person, enters rapidly protects the food condition, urged: „Is gawking doing, draws in the zipper quickly!” 罗素弃疗,女超人则不然,迎着沈梦寒要吃人的眼神,迅速进入护食状态,催促道:“愣着干什么,快把拉链拉上呀！” „.” “哦。” Luo Su machine same accordingly, the original 30 seconds can draw the good zipper, presently use for less than two seconds. 罗素机器一样应声,原定三十秒才能拉好的拉链,现用时两秒钟不到。 Without the means that was really an idea does not have. 没办法,真的是一点想法都没有了。 „Do you also help her draw the zipper?” “你还帮她拉拉链？” Shen Menghan show stares the circle, the green spooky dog grain, has almost not killed by poison her. 沈梦寒秀目瞪圆,绿幽幽的狗粮,差点没把她毒死。 „......” “……” Luo Su looked at the past at a loss, otherwise, what to do can he? 罗素茫然看过去,不然呢,他能怎么办？ When small brains that in the past used flexibly, Yin person a Yin accurate smart vigor, at this time like rusting, discovered that behind toilet was very long looks like the time machine, so long as wormed one's way into can change the destiny. 往常灵活开动的小脑筋,阴人时一阴一个准的机灵劲儿,此时就像生锈了一样,发现身后的马桶长得很像时光机,只要钻进去就能改变命运。 Is good has a reason in ignorant compelling, knows that the time machine entrance is too small, will come only to destroy the machine hardly, this has not wormed one's way into. 好在懵逼中尚存一丝理智,知道时光机入口太小,硬来只会破坏机器,这才没钻进去。 Luo Su falls into compels the condition ignorant, female Superman may not have, to lift the hand to stroke the hair of shawl to then, muttered: „Clothes that who chooses, the taste may really miss...... considers as finished, gathers together is putting on, in any case I am not the person of picking.” 罗素陷入懵逼状态,女超人可没有,抬手将披肩的头发捋至而后,喃喃自语道:“谁选的衣服,品味可真差……算了,凑活着穿吧,反正我也不是挑三拣四的人。” Luo Su: „......” 罗素:“……” The confused look returns, discovered the shopping bag that oneself take, watches the movie before, window-shops to buy with Shen Menghan. 迷茫的眼神转回,发现自己拿出来的购物袋,正是看电影之前,和沈梦寒一起逛街买的。 He is suddenly enlighted, no wonder looks to look familiar before, originally is a like this matter! 他恍然大悟,难怪之前看着眼熟,原来是这么回事！ Must die the bureau, was unsensible! 必死之局,毫无感觉！ This time Luo Su has entered the condition of four elements are merely illusions, lives also what Huan, why bother dies, gives up seeking livehood, only wants to grasp the melon seed sees a play. 此时的罗素已经进入四大皆空的状态,生亦何欢,死亦何苦,放弃求生,只想抓把瓜子看戏。 Places oneself beyond consideration, this play may be really attractive! 置身度外,这场戏可真好看！ Shen Menghan hears word, the eye pupil belt/bring ghost, looks angrily at Luo Su to discover its foolishly, a face was fumbled and broken up the show expression, the secretly thought dregs male is really unreliable, cold snort/hum a sound said: „Is my clothes, now takes off, otherwise I help you.” 沈梦寒闻言,眼眸带煞,怒视罗素发现其痴痴傻傻,一脸被玩坏了的表情,暗道渣男果然靠不住,冷哼一声道:“是我的衣服,现在就脱下来,不然我帮你。” Female Superman shoves open the useless dregs male, both hands holds the shoulder: „Clothes! Clothes?” 女超人推开没用的渣男,双手抱肩:“衣服！只是衣服吗？” „Of course not!” “当然不是！” () () The Luo Su wood/blockhead pile same stands in the , stupid appearance like retarded child, when two females are in sharp opposition he awoke. 罗素木头桩子一样站在边上,痴呆的模样如同低能儿,在两女针锋相对的时候他就醒了。 But the scene loses control, he sobered unable to change anything, continued to be in a daze simply, before the difference was, was really dull, the present is to install dull. 可场面失控,他清醒过来也改变不了什么,索性继续发呆,区别是之前真呆,现在是装呆。 Fuzzy, he became aware. 模模糊糊之间,他悟了。 Wise often appear slow-witted is false, why does the smart person play the fool? 大智若愚都是假的,聪明人为什么装傻？ Had not been compelled! 还不是被逼的！ Cannot count on Luo Su, two female expressions are in sharp opposition sharply, said the matter regarding the clothes outwardly, in fact everyone understands. 指望不上罗素,两女言辞犀利针锋相对,明面围绕衣服说事,实际上大家心里都明白。 Naturally, this matter, if can discuss gathers together, eight points golden files should broadcast Gray Wolf. 理所当然的,这种事要是能谈拢,八点的黄金档就该播灰太狼了。 The spoken language is unable to be solved, that begins, two female both eyes looking at each other, the invisible electric spark flashes through, Luo Su even smelled burnt taste. 言语无法解决,那就动手,两女双目对视,无形电火花闪过,罗素甚至闻到了一丝焦味儿。 Can block? 要不要拦一下？ The Luo Su heart thinks for 0.5 second, gives up this seeking death plan decisively, only feared that he just opened the mouth, will encounter a volume of fire, departs the business street from the movie theater directly. 罗素心头思索0.5秒,果断放弃这一作死方案,只怕他刚开口,就会遭遇集火,从电影院直接飞出商业街。 Oh, I was too difficult! 唉,我太难了！ The female Superman belt/bring comes out no doubt is the good deed, but this was also too sudden, he has not been mentally prepared, has not prepared body...... 女超人带出来固然是好事,但这也太突然了,他没做好心理准备,也没有做好身体准备…… Therefore, how female does Superman come out? 所以,女超人是怎么出来的？ The Luo Su appearance delay, the brain transfers fast, if not he is having a dream, that definitely is the Lord God pit he! 罗素面目呆滞,脑筋转得飞快,如果不是他在做梦,那肯定是主神坑他！ Is this, the thousand faults, are the mistakes of Lord God! 就是这样,千错万错,都是主神的错！ Two female Superman more walk shortly is nearer, will soon push up the sleeves to begin, out of the door of bathroom walks a person suddenly. 眼瞅着两个女超人越走越近,即将捋起袖子动手,卫生间的门外突然走进来一个人。 The Luo Su secretly thought is bad, when Shen Menghan comes frightened him for a while to be out of sorts, interrupted the mind reading, caused this buddy to astray the men's room, originally he should go to the ladies' room. 罗素暗道糟糕,沈梦寒现身时吓得他一时失神,中断了心灵感应,才导致这哥们儿误入男厕,本来他应该去女厕的。 Inexplicable a little apology! 莫名有点歉意！ The men pass through the gate hurriedly, look at exactly the same two female Superman, the confused vision has swept in the room, sees the masculine special-purpose urinal, was confused. 男子急匆匆进门,看着一模一样的两个女超人,迷茫的目光扫过屋内,看到男性专用的小便池,更加迷茫了。 Twin women's wear big shot? 双胞胎女装大佬？ After the moment, the man looked the retarded child who in the appearance is in a daze, in the eye flashes through one suddenly. 片刻后,男子看到场中发呆的低能儿,眼中闪过一丝恍然。 The dregs male ganged up with the twin elder sister, is eating in the bowl is looking in the pot, the honeyed words are suitable for the sister-in-law board. 渣男勾搭了双胞胎里的姐姐,吃着碗里的望着锅里,花言巧语把小姨子顺上了车。 When the result keeps pace passed by intersection, the elder sister toward left, the younger sister toward right, the dregs male throws down in intersection center, fell the wisdom to extinguish directly. 结果并驾齐驱路过十字路口时,姐姐向左,妹妹向右,渣男摔倒在十字路口中央,直接摔成了智熄。 The men hold the eyeglasses that did not have, flashes through reflection that does not have, secretly thought truth, only then, cannot hide the truth from his inference. 男子扶了扶不存在的眼镜,闪过一道不存在的反光,暗道真相只有一个,瞒不过他的推理。 Today the dregs male leads in elder sister or younger sister watches the movie, by another discovery, was stopped up in the male bathroom...... 今天渣男带着姐姐或是妹妹中的一个看电影,被另一个发现,堵在了男卫生间…… Waits for death, was incurable! 等死吧,没救了！ The men sobbed the feeling, the juicy two cabbages, were arched by a pig unexpectedly. 男子唏嘘感慨,多水灵的两颗白菜,竟然被一头猪拱了。 Is good has eyes because of the heaven, the dregs male does not die today also remnantly! 好在苍天有眼,渣男今天不死也残！ Thinks of this, the male mood does not change for the better well, the plot entire journey that because the brain makes up does not have the urine, own sensation to urinate also suppressed, shakes the head to go out of the male health/guard again and again, just before leaving first also guarded a door to take. 想到这,男子心情好转不好,因为脑补的剧情全程无尿点,自个儿的尿意也憋了回去,连连摇头走出男卫,临走前还把门带上了。 „......” “……” The Luo Su wood looks at the man to depart, under the mind reading, the idea of opposite party took in everything at a glance, sighs with emotion this goods not to go to the portrait to do work beneath one's ability. 罗素木愣愣看着男子离去,心灵感应之下,对方的想法一览无余,感慨这货不去写真是屈才了。 Intrusion of outcomer, making two female Superman more sober, simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform knit the brows to look to Luo Su. 外来者的闯入,让两个女超人清醒了一些,齐齐皱眉看向罗素。 Luo Su:() 罗素:() „Do not play the fool, I just noticed that your eyeball moved.” “别装傻了,我刚刚看到你眼珠子动了。” „......” “……” Two female Superman simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform knit the brows, at the same time lifts the hand, two finger x2 insert to the Luo Su eye, stops in the eyelid front. 两个女超人齐齐皱眉,同一时间抬起手,两根手指x2插向罗素眼睛,停在眼皮前方。 Luo Su:() 罗素:() Seeing Luo Su iron core plays the fool, the eyelid is motionless, two female Superman simultaneous/uniform Qileng, in tandem left the male health/guard. 见罗素铁了心装傻,眼皮都不动一下,两个女超人齐齐冷哼,一前一后离开了男卫。 Luo Su is in a daze same place for ten minutes, in this period 78 male compatriot passing through the gate urinations, was entirely still along his wallet. 罗素原地发呆十分钟,期间七八位男性同胞进门小解,其中一个顺走了他的钱包都纹丝不动。 By some myo- man reveals to smile the concealed dr profound smile, dragging him to walk toward the single room, he is separated from being in a daze condition, a palm of the hand pulls out, the head of opposite party according to entering time machine. 直到某个肌佬露出笑里藏dr的深邃笑容,拖着他向单间走去,他才脱离发呆状态,一巴掌抽过去,将对方的脑袋按进时光机。 The mind reading, peripheral does not have female Superman, does not have, Luo Su goes out of the movie theater cautiously. 心灵感应,周边没有女超人,一个也没有,罗素小心翼翼走出电影院。 When passed by the corner, the Luo Su front surface and passer-by hit under the shoulder, the wallet regained. 路过街角时,罗素迎面和路人撞了下肩膀,钱包失而复得。 Does not blame his caution and care, female Superman has the super vision and super hearing, but can also the perspective/see through, the reconnaissance scope far exceed his counter-surveillance range, has to guard. 不怪他谨慎小心,女超人有超级视力、超级听力,还能透视,侦查范围远超他的反侦察范围,不得不防。 „That two fellows, should not be will go to the atmosphere to fight......” “那两个家伙,该不会是去大气层打架了吧……” Luo Su walks home, is overly suspicious and fearful always to think that some people track him, either has the line of sight of harboring evil intentions same, the poisonous snake entangles on him. 罗素一路步行回家,疑神疑鬼总觉得有人跟踪他,要么就是有居心叵测的视线,毒蛇一样缠在他身上。 Arrives under the block of flats on like this with trepidation, his whole body loosen, extricates from the line of sight of harboring evil intentions finally, the wainscot straightened up much. 就这么提心吊胆走到公寓楼下,他终于浑身一松,从不怀好意的视线下解脱,腰板都挺直了不少。 The family/home is the harbor of mind, Luo Su thought that this saying to be decidedly so. 家是心灵的港湾,罗素觉得这话一点不错。 Look to main house gate, demon outlet, evil spirits and female Superman anything drew back the powder. 这不,只是到了家门口,邪魔外道、魑魅魍魉、女超人什么的就自行退散了。 „Well! My gate?” “咦！我门呢？” Luo Su looked at the key in hand, looks at the front door that vanishes again, at heart immediately thump, mind reading dispersing, is thump one. 罗素看了看手里的钥匙,再看消失的大门,心里顿时咯噔一声,心灵感应散开,又是咯噔一声。 In the living room, two female Superman are fighting for the television remote control, is very weak, but with struggling the clothes is a truth, struggling anything is unimportant, more importantly cannot be taken away by the opposite party. 客厅里,两个女超人正在争抢电视机遥控器,很幼稚,但和争衣服是一个道理,争什么不重要,重要的是不能被对方拿走。 Luo Su roughly understands why the gate did not have, after clarifying is two females leave the movie theater, directly soars his kennel, prepares to seize the strategic point. 罗素大致明白为什么门没了,摆明了是两女离开电影院后直奔他的狗窝,准备抢占战略要地。 Finally Shen Menghan has the key, female Superman anything does not have, the former bluffs and blusters immediately, the mouth artillery taunted the taunt, the latter was unambiguous, the manual door opened. 结果沈梦寒有钥匙,女超人啥也没有,前者当即耀武扬威,嘴炮挖苦嘲讽,后者也不含糊,手动把门拆了。 I do not have the key, you have the key not to use! 我没有钥匙,你有钥匙也用不上！ Luo Su pulled out a cold air, this idea was too dangerous, because the door changes into him, unexpectedly does not have being out of sorts feeling. 罗素抽了口凉气,这种想法太危险了,因为把门换成他,居然毫无违和感。 He lifted the foot to shake shaking before the gate, lifted to fall, falls to lift, clenches teeth. 他抬脚在门前晃了晃,抬起落下,落下抬起,咬咬牙走了进去。 () () One second enters the play! 一秒入戏！ In the living room, fights for two female Superman of remote control, sees Luo Su is this half-dead face, does not struggle not to snatch, is in front of his to break off two halves the remote control, just person of half. 客厅里,争抢遥控器的两个女超人,看到罗素又是这张半死不活的面孔,不争不抢,当着他的面将遥控器掰成两半,刚好一人一半。 ( ;) (;) On the foolish face drops drop of cold sweat, Luo Su sees is not the remote control, but is oneself. 痴傻的脸上落下一滴冷汗,罗素看到的不是遥控器,而是自己。 It is not good, this cannot treat, the crest of wave is too tight, must go out to evade. 不行,这家不能待了,风头太紧,得出去避一避。 In the heart decides, the Luo Su upper body is motionless, the lower part transfers slowly, backs up is moving toward out of the door. 心中打定主意,罗素上身不动,下半身缓缓挪移,倒退着朝门外移动。 ! 咔嚓！ Female Superman flickers move to vanishes in same place, appears again, does not know where from looked for the door of disappearance, inlaid did not say in the home position, but also welded the slit with heat vision. 女超人瞬移般消失在原地,再次出现时,不知从哪找来了消失的房门,嵌在原位不说,还用热视线将缝隙焊死。 „......” “……” ...... …… Dinner, the family of three revolves near the table, two female Superman food did not say the bedroom not to speak, Luo Su is maintaining the stupid facial features, forked the cooked rice to deliver toward the mouth with the chopsticks. 晚餐时分,一家三口围绕桌边,两个女超人食不言寝不语,罗素保持着痴呆的面容,用筷子叉起白米饭往嘴里送。 Does not eat meal good, him just shook the head, two female Superman start to turn up sleeves. 不吃饭不行,他这边刚摇头,两个女超人就开始捋袖子。 Luo Su is not willing to lower oneself to the same level with them, sits the table silently, things have gotten to this point, he was looks, two women definitely formed an alliance. 罗素不愿和她们一般见识,默默坐上餐桌,事已至此,他算是看出来了,两个女人肯定又结盟了。 Luo Su does not fear them to form an alliance, this is the good deed, stands erect a common enemy, had the common interest in be able to forgive to turn into the sisters mutually. 罗素不怕她们结盟,这是好事,竖立一个共同的敌人,有了共同话题才能相互体谅变成好姐妹。 Causes the small short rope/obstruction as for them, that did not fear that in being able to endure hardship the bitter side is the top dog, today he was selected the grievance, tomorrow can from person. 至于她们使得小绊子,那就更不怕了,吃得苦中苦方为人上人,今天他受点委屈,明天就能从上人。 On people from also good! 人上从也行！ Pot cooked rice gets into the stomach, Luo Su expressed that this is not the matter, which wants to put in order his is so easy, comes both pots to be a cinch again. 一锅白米饭下肚,罗素表示这都不是事,想整他哪那么容易,再来两锅都不在话下。 In the kitchen, two female Superman wash dishes to brush the cup to be cheerful and lively, the scene was very once frightened. 厨房里,两个女超人洗碗刷杯有说有笑,场面一度十分惊悚。 That side the living room, Luo Su thinks little, will succeed in giving up two sections of television remote controls to throw into the trash can, then flips to look in the drawer, puts out the remote control that more than ten have not broken a seal. 客厅那边,罗素不以为意,将断成两截的电视机遥控器扔进垃圾桶,而后在抽屉里翻翻找找,一口气拿出十几个没拆封的遥控器。 His corners of the mouth show the smile of disdaining, opens the apartment will lack the remote control? 他嘴角露出不屑的笑容,开公寓的会缺遥控器？ Also has what ability, although causes, if he frowns...... 还有什么能耐,尽管使出来,他要是皱一下眉头……。 „Night, this/should rest!” x2 “夜深了,该休息了！”x2 Luo Su:() 罗素:() Newest website: 最新网址: