Realsoul talkbigadventure!
真心话大冒险!
A veryancientmeetingarcade game, namingto be honestandbold, has the game of kingsimilarly, unfailing, was likedby the young peoplevery much.
一款非常古老聚会娱乐游戏,又名诚实与大胆,类似还有国王的游戏,经久不衰,很受年轻人喜欢。Reason that likeswere not many said that the lengthcrossed the lengthandnumber of words is too many, the specification made one be ill.
喜欢的原因就不多说了,篇幅过长、字数太多,详述引人身体不适。Among the homogeneitiesplaysthisgameto be dull, among the opposite sexeswas different, ridestwojoyfully, superdoubles.
同性之间玩这款游戏枯燥无味,异性之间就不一样了,快乐乘二,超级加倍。For example under now, herbscientistMartinassigns the family/home, makingblondeyounger sisterJuliechoose, the latterchose conducted the bigadventure.
比如说现在,草本植物学家马丁指定下家,让金发妹子朱莉选择,后者选择了进行大冒险。AlthoughMartin the tobaccoattracted, butIQcontinuouslyonline, possiblystudied the herbyear to year, hisantibiotic naturewas extremely strong, even ifsmoked like a chimneyto finish, did not affecthisjudgment.
马丁虽然烟草吸多了,但智商一直在线,可能是常年研究草本植物,他的抗药性极强,即便吞云吐雾结束,也不影响他的判断力。Martinknows that Julieis a conservativefemale student, becausetwo peoplehad had the objectbefore, Zhu Litakes strict precautions against cling to tenaciously, had not madehimprobablyrecompenseto hope.
马丁知道朱莉是个保守的女生,因为两人以前出过对象,朱莉严防死守,一直没让他得偿所愿。Thistime, Martinpreparesto makeJuliegive way before difficulties, assignsherbigadventuremission, on the wolf headhangingwithwallcomes a close contact.
这次,马丁准备让朱莉知难而退,指定她的大冒险任务,和墙壁上的狼头挂饰来一次亲密接触。To put it bluntly, shows offunderbig crowd of peoplecoquettishly.
说白了,就是在大庭广众之下卖弄风骚。Finallynot as Martin expected, Zhu Lixinhoweverconsented,sets outto leave the sofa, steps the catstepto walktoward the wolf headhanging, after an attractionfulldanceshowstature, lifts the handto embrace the wolf headto startto say something to smooth things over, finallydirectlywithitshotkiss.
结果出乎马丁意料,朱莉欣然应允,起身离开沙发,迈着猫步朝狼头挂饰走去,一番诱惑力十足的舞蹈秀身材过后,抬手揽住狼头开始搭讪,最后直接和其热吻。
The little friendswere shocked, did threemalestudentswinkto stare atJulie, for fear thatmissed any importantpicture.
小伙伴们纷纷表示震惊不已,三位男性学员一眨不眨盯着朱莉,唯恐错过什么重要画面。
Does Luo Sualsowinkto stare, buthisstarting pointis different, is was not looking,hislook that the colornarrows the eyesfills the critiqueandcarefully examining.罗素也一眨不眨盯着,但他的出发点不一样,不是色眯眯的在看,他的眼神充满批判和审视。Thisis the truth, byhisability, reallywantsto makeanything, a mind readingpounds, canimmediatelywith the wolf headexchangeposition, while convenientgreenCurt of god of thunderface.
这是实话,以他的能力,真想做点什么,一个心灵感应砸下去,立马就能和狼头对调位置,顺便绿了雷神脸的科特。Julieis the Curtgirlfriend, justhanded over, preparesto takeitinthis weekend.
朱莉是科特的女朋友,刚交的,准备在这个周末将其拿下。„Hey, doesn't Jason, youreallyplanto attendourmeetings?”
“嘿,杰森,你真的不准备参加我们的聚会吗?”Sees the Luo Sucolorto narrow the eyesstares atowngirlfriend, Curtis going forwardto blockitsline of sight, speechlesssay/way: „Althoughyouare...... the father, buteveryoneisyoung people, definitelyhas the common language.”
见罗素色眯眯盯着自己的女朋友,科特上前将其视线挡住,无语道:“虽说你是个……神父,但大家都是年轻人,肯定有共同语言。”
The specialty of Curtis the sociology, the human communication and interactionarehisspecial skill, is the sponsor who thistimemovesin the weekend.科特的专业是社会学,人际交往和互动是他的特长,也是这次周末活动的发起者。HeborrowedThe Cabin in the Woodsfrom the cousinhand, the invitationfriendgot together, even the saloon carwasheprepares.
他从表哥手里借来了林中小屋,邀请朋友聚会,连房车都是他准备的。
A Luo Supersoninside, oneselfdid not sayalone, but alsocauses others to play not happily, all the branchesthought that thisis not very good, wantsinsanelytogetherinsane, drawsLuo Su, everyonewill enjoy oneself to the full.罗素一个人在旁边,自己孤零零不说,还导致其他人玩得不开心,特科觉得这样很不好,要疯一起疯,把罗素拉进去,大家才会尽兴。Luo Sushakes the head the rejection: „, Iwasexorcism, mustmaintain the vigilancefrequently!”罗素摇头拒绝:“不了,我是来驱魔的,必须时刻保持警惕!”„Exorcisms......”
“驱魔……”Curthearswordgrins: „Waiter, youareearnest? It is not I do not believeyou, butisthissocietyadvocates the science, I am also a materialist, therefore...... youunderstand.”科特闻言咧咧嘴:“伙计,你是认真的吗?不是我不相信你,而是这个社会崇尚科学,我本人也是个唯物主义者,所以……你懂的。”„Understood, weexorcism the masteralsoto depend on the method of scienceto exorcism.”
“明白,我们驱魔师也靠科学的手段来驱魔。”„......”
“……”Curthearsto roll the eyes, ponders overMartinto be possiblewithLuo Suto have the common language, because the latter is also the brain that justsmoked like a chimney.科特听得直翻白眼,琢磨着马丁或许会和罗素有共同语言,因为后者也是一副刚刚吞云吐雾的脑子。Luo Susaidseriously: „Curt, does not needto be worried that mypurpose in coming, Iremain , because yourseveralcenters of the foreheadbecome dark, fears the disaster of bloodlight!”罗素一本正经说道:“科特,不用担心我的来意,我留下来,是因为你们几个印堂发黑,恐有血光之灾!”„What?”
“啥?”
The cultural difference, Curtdoes not understand the meaning of Luo Suvery much, but the center of the foreheadbecame darkheto understand, saidlow voice: „Waiter, do not letHoldenhearthese words, heis a black person, youjust nowknow,is not suitablethisjoke.”
文化差异,科特不是很懂罗素的意思,但印堂发黑他听懂了,小声说道:“伙计,别让霍登听到这句话,他是个黑人,你们才刚认识,不适合开这种玩笑。”Luo Suhearswordshakes the headslightly, the god of thunderface of Curtalwaysletshisveryplay, butin fact, two peopleare clearly opposite, except that the facewas difficultto find the things in common.罗素闻言微微摇头,科特的雷神脸总让他非常出戏,但事实上,两人截然相反,除了脸再难找到共通之处。
The god of thundereats mealby the hammer, occasionallygets a sudden inspiration, bursts out the unexpectedwisdom;Curteats mealby the brain, exercisestoothercalms down, listening tohisopening the mouthto be reasonable.
雷神靠锤子吃饭,偶尔灵机一动,迸发出意想不到的智慧;科特靠脑子吃饭,锻炼身体是为了让其他人冷静下来,听他开口讲道理。„Curt, after has thoughtgraduation, whatis engaged inworking, for exampleblacksmith?”
“科特,有没有想过毕业之后从事什么工作,比如说铁匠?”Luo Suis trying the guidance, Curtannotated the god of thundernot to have the hammerto be ableperfectlyto bewhatfate, an ordinarymortal, will perhaps also ride the motorto run upon the hexagonelectrical network, was electrocuted.罗素试着引导,科特完美诠释了雷神没有锤子会是什么下场,一个普通的凡人,没准还会骑摩托撞上六边形电网,然后被电死。God of thunder: No, kills!
雷神:不,是撞死的!„Whyis a blacksmith?”
“为什么是铁匠?”Curtwas happy, saidwith a smile: „Ifeel the actorto be good, bymyhandsomelook, can definitely rush out a positive result, perhapswill also leave a good nameinXingguang Avenue.”科特乐了,笑着说道:“我觉得演员不错,以我英俊的相貌,肯定能闯出一番名堂,没准还会在星光大道上留名。”„Perhaps!”
“或许吧!”„Right, the waiter, without the vacant room, you could pass the weekendon the sofatonight.”
“对了,伙计,没有空房了,今天晚上你可能要在沙发上度过周末。”Curtshrugs, wasunusualsorry, suddenlylowered the sound: „Butalsohas the favorable turn, ifIcantakeZhu Litonight, perhapsmyroomwill empty.”科特耸耸肩,表示非常歉意,突然压低声音:“但也不是没有转机,如果今晚我能把朱莉拿下,或许我的房间就会空出来。”„Good luck!”
“祝你好运!”„Thanks!”
“谢谢!”Curtsaid that turned aroundto depart, ponders overthese words saying that the Luo Sucolorwill not narrow the eyesis staring at the girlfriend.科特说完转身离去,琢磨着这番话说下来,罗素就不会色眯眯盯着自己女朋友了。Bang!!
嘭!!Suddensound shaking, the fivepeople in living roomhave a scare, turn aroundto looktoward the acoustic sourceplace.
突然一声震动,客厅里的五人吓了一跳,掉头朝声源处看了过去。Sees onlyon the floor, the log cabincavegateopensfor no reason, reveals the jet blackbasemententrance.
只见地板上,木屋地窖门无端端打开,露出漆黑的地下室入口。„Whatsituation?”
“什么情况?”„Possiblyis the windblows, do not frighten itself.”
“可能是风吹的,别自己吓唬自己。”„Yourthisviewis more fearful , indicating that youhave drunk.”
“你这种说法更可怕,表示你已经喝多了。”Fivepeopleplayto kid aroundnoisily, has not worked as one matter, justplaysto be one's turn the smallwavelong hairDana, becauseshechose the bigadventure, thereforeallowsherto enter the caveto explore.
五人嬉嬉闹闹,没怎么当一回儿事,刚好游戏轮到小波浪的长发戴娜,因为她选择了大冒险,于是让她进入地窖探险。
The Danaheartsomewhatregretted,actuallyalsoknowschooses the realsoul talkto be worse, braces oneselfgoes downfrom the woodenstaircase, quicklikediscoveringwhatburied treasure, makingeveryoneget downtogether.戴娜心头有些后悔,却也知道选择真心话更糟糕,硬着头皮从木质楼梯走下,很快就像发现了什么宝藏一样,让所有人一起下去。Luo Sualsofollowedto enter the cave, the eyesightwas extremely good, others are unable to see clearly the complete picturewith the flashlightillumination, hisboth eyesswept, thenlooked at a purity various collections of basement.罗素也跟着走进了地窖,目力极佳,其他人用手电筒照明无法看清全貌,他双目一扫,便将地下室的各种收藏品看了个一清二楚。
The claw, gas mask, glass jar, broom, spellbookrecord/native place, snake slough, music box, recording tape, nuptial dress, dollandconchreptile......
爬行动物的爪子、防毒面具、玻璃瓶、扫帚、魔法书籍、蛇蜕、八音盒、录像带、婚纱、洋娃娃、海螺……Thesethingspile up with the cave, numerous, includesnumerously, nois redundant.
这些物件堆满地窖,林林总总,囊括众多,没有一件是重复的。Darkinas ifhad a charm, the sacrificial offeringfivepeople of groupskeeps silentto studyfrontthing, Luo Susmelledin the air the flavor that fell the wisdom, onechemical agent, hadtoimaginary and hypnosiseffect, herb that seemedMartinmostto love.
冥冥之中似乎有股魔力,祭品五人组默不作声研究起面前的物件,罗素在空气中闻到了降智的味道,一种化学药剂,带有致幻和催眠的效果,就好像马丁最爱的草本植物。Luo Suhas not stopped, hehas studiedthesesummonto suspend, the ordinaryaccessory, does not have the cleverability.罗素没有制止,他已经研究过这些召唤物摆件,普通饰品,没有通灵能力。Therefore, the summonceremonydoes not containanymagiccolor, is scientific, byEarthguardorganizationartificialdeliverymonster.
所以,召唤仪式不含任何魔幻色彩,非常科学,由地球卫士组织人工投放怪物。Withelevator!
用电梯!„Waiters, listen tothis, Ifound a diary of little girl, from1903.”
“伙计们,听听这个,我找到了一个小女孩的日记,来自1903年。”Designates the thingin others, for exampleJuliemustonenecklacestake the nape of the neck the time, Danasuddenlydiscovered the new continentprobably, tookthisdiaryto read: „On April 4, the fatherhas a fit of tempertome, said that Ilack the truebelief...... mother to screamevery night, cuts openherbellyto squeeze in the coal...... Judasdreamto tellmeuntil the father, gloryfrompain......”
就在其他人选定物件,例如朱莉要将一串项链带上脖颈的时候,戴娜突然像是发现了新大陆,拿着本日记读了起来:“四月 4 日,父亲对我发了脾气,说我缺乏真正的信仰……妈妈每晚都在尖叫,直到父亲剖开她的肚子塞入煤炭……犹大托梦告诉我,荣耀来自痛苦……”„Can stop, not read?”Martinhearsscalp tingles, fearedowneveninghas the nightmare.
“stop,可以别念了吗?”马丁听得头皮发麻,怕自己晚上做噩梦。„No, continue, do not stop.”
“不,继续,不要停下。”„Why?”
“为什么?”„Why, this is not very cool, moreoverIalsowantto know that behind hadanything.”
“没有为什么,这很酷,而且我也想知道后面发生了什么。”
The remainingfourpeopledid not pay attention, disregardMartinthisto be confused the person of eyeby the herb, continuedto listen toDanato talk over the content in diary.
剩下的四人不加理会,无视了马丁这个被草本植物迷惑眼睛的人,继续听戴娜念叨日记里的内容。„Followerread aloudas follows, soul that tohold a memorial serviceourfamilies, we rebirth, andbrought back to the infinitepain to world......”
“信徒诵读下文,以祭奠我们家族的灵魂,我们将重生,并给世间带回无尽的痛苦……”Danareadthis: „BehindisLatin, looksveryscary.”戴娜念到这顿了顿:“后面是拉丁文,看起来很吓人。”„Sufficed, the waiters, stop!”Because of the herbresearchextremely, antibioticextremelystrongMartinhad not been sentimaginary, dailyblurryhebecameinfivepeopleon the contrarymost sober.
“够了,伙计们,到此为止吧!”因为草本植物研究太过,抗药性极强的马丁没有被致幻,日常迷糊的他反倒成了五人里最清醒的一个。Luo Sulooksinside, the vision that the Earthguardorganizeshas the issue, the people of fivesacrificial offeringssupposefundamentallytonoton, perhaps the medicinecanmakethemturn into the corresponding the sacrificial offering, but......罗素在旁边看着,地球卫士组织的眼光有问题,五个祭品的人设根本对不上,或许药物可以使他们变成对应的祭品,可……Whymustmove unnecessarily, used the realpersonto supposedirectlyis not good?
为什么要多此一举,直接用上真实人设不就好了?„Doesn't Jason, youplanto preventthem?”
“杰森,你不打算阻止他们吗?”Martingood wordspersuadedno oneto pay attention, seeLuo Su of nearbyresearchstrangeswayed, collected: „Waiter, the truthtoldme, were actually you a father? If so, is here is not quite a little right?”
马丁好言相劝无人理会,看到一旁研究奇怪摆件的罗素,自顾自凑了上来:“伙计,实话告诉我,你究竟是不是神父?如果是的话,这里是不是有点不太对?”„Iindeedam a father, guarantees exchange if not genuine.”
“我的确是神父,如假包换。”Luo SupattedMartin'sshoulder, is smiling the comfort saying: „Relax, with the vision of myspecializedrank, hereallnormal, is very at least normalat present.”罗素拍了拍马丁的肩膀,笑着安慰道:“放心,以我专业级别的眼光,这里一切正常,至少目前很正常。”„At present?”
“目前?”„Don't worry, hasme, without the monstercanharmyou. Saidyoupossiblynot to believe that Iwas the churchexorcism the mastermost, the specialtyexorcism for 100years, neverhadto let sliponetime!”
“不用担心,有我在,没有怪物能伤害到你们。说出来你可能不信,我是教会最强驱魔师,专业驱魔一百年,从未有过一次失手!”„......”
“……”Martin: Ipulled outtwotobacco, did not representmybrainto be ignorant!
马丁:我只是抽了两根烟草,不代表我脑子已经懵了!„Vampire, not the deadkiller, Zombiewait/etc, Ihave driven out, is been countlessby the helllifeform that Ikill.”
“吸血鬼、不死杀人魔、丧尸等等,我都驱除过,被我杀死的地狱生物不计其数。”Luo Sutakes advantage of opportunityto embraceMartin'sshoulder, toldownglorious history: „IoncecollaboratedwithbigArchangelGabriel, pursued the terrifyingfiendish person who leads the hellarmy, closes the hellfront door and ensure the worlddoes not have the plunging the people into disaster.”罗素顺势揽住马丁的肩膀,讲述自己的光辉历史:“我曾和大天使长加百列联手,驱逐了率领地狱大军的恐怖魔王,关闭地狱大门,保证人间没有生灵涂炭。”„......”
“……”Martin: When the waiters, youcomepulled out?
马丁:伙计,你来时是不是抽多了?„Afterwardwas not good, Gabrieldegenerated......”
“后来不行了,加百列堕落了……”Luo Susobbed the sigh: „The GabrielandSatanchild are in cahoots, wanting to restart the hellfront door, turns into the secondhell the world, how did youguessafterward?”罗素唏嘘感叹:“加百列和撒旦之子狼狈为奸,欲要重启地狱大门,将人间变成第二个地狱,你猜后来怎么样了?”„......”
“……”Martin: Theydefeatedbyyou!
马丁:他们被你打败了!„Right, makingyouguess right, theydefeatedbyme!”
“没错,让你猜对了,他们被我打败了!”
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(一一)
A Martinbrowwrinkle, what's the matter, did hesay the innermost thoughts?
马丁眉头一皱,怎么回事,他把心里话说出来了?„Yes, yousaid the innermost thoughts.”
“是的,你把心里话说出来了。”
The Luo Sugood wordspersuaded: „Urgedyoulittleto study the herb, thatthingdid not have the advantagetoyou, youlooked atyou, the memorychaoticdoes not know.”罗素好言相劝:“劝你少研究草本植物,那玩意对你没好处,你看你,记忆混乱了都不知道。”
After twopeople, Danaread the exit|to speak the Latinspell on diary, in the underground base, the gamblingwon the staffcheered, taking away the gambling stakethento releasemonster of diarycorrespondence- zombiefamilyBuckner.
两人身后,戴娜将日记上的拉丁文魔咒念出口,地下基地内,赌赢了的工作人员欢呼雀跃,拿走赌资而后释放出了日记本对应的怪物-僵尸家族・巴克纳一家。
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