AE :: Volume #17 我讨厌DC

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Died to shoot to obey the Luo Su good words to persuade, the eye shut recognizes directly instigated, poured sacrificed in the place upper garment. 死射听从了罗素的好言相劝,眼睛一闭直接认怂,倒在地上装牺牲。 Hence, five being adaptable to the situation male villains all throw the street. 至此,五名能屈能伸的男性反派全部扑街。 Runs into the fellow who like this knows the limitation rarely, and Luo Su comes this goal is not they, turns a blind eye when has not seen, the line of sight stops on the Selina chest front egyptian mau. 难得遇到这么识相的家伙,且罗素来这的目的也不是他们,睁一只眼闭一只眼就当没看见,视线停在塞琳娜胸前的埃及猫身上。 Selina with hard times that will drift about destitute in two days, the egyptian mau has been disgruntled, sees the rich shovel excrement officer, to seeing the family member is the same. 跟着塞琳娜过了两天颠沛流离的苦日子,埃及猫早就心生不满了,见到有钱铲屎官,就跟见到亲人一样。 Meow meow cries out two, whiz one jumps out from the Selina arms, runs to arrive at the Luo Su foot, is rubbing the Luo Su foot neck with the head, told for these days the lower than pigs and dogs hard times. 喵喵叫唤两声,嗖一下从塞琳娜怀里跳出,一路小跑来到罗素脚边,用脑袋蹭着罗素脚脖,诉说这几天猪狗不如的苦日子。 Luo Su took up the egyptian mau, to rub two, looked angrily and fiercely at Selina: I had said that must see you to appear in the balcony before dawn, why puts my pigeon?” 罗素抄起埃及猫,撸了两把,横眉怒视塞琳娜:“我说过要在天亮之前看到你出现在阳台,为什么放我鸽子?” Well, has this matter?” “咦,有这事吗?” A Selina face compels ignorant, holds the travel bag the jewellery ornaments in Harley three people of hand fast, these jewelry are the spoils of war, does not originate the textual criticism, the present was her property is in any case right. 塞琳娜一脸懵逼,飞快将哈莉三人手中的珠宝首饰揣进旅行包,这些珠宝属于战利品,来源不可考据,反正现在是她的财产就对了。 When she prepares and Luo Su goes home, the shoulder of Poison Ivy holding down rebel, angrily said: Selina, the fellow is the dregs male, is not worth idly spending the youth for him.” 就在她准备和罗素回家的时候,毒藤女一把按住叛徒的肩膀,恼怒道:“塞琳娜,那家伙就是个渣男,不值得你为他虚度青春。” No wonder, is you were creating difficulties.” “怪不得,原来是你在从中作梗。” Luo Su looks at Poison Ivy, said ill-humoredly: What's wrong, but also wants to suffer oppressive again time? Is the previous time has not hit to hurt you, thought that the person does have the advantage?” 罗素看着毒藤女,没好气道:“怎么,还想再挨一次虐?是上次没把你打疼,还是觉得人多有优势?” Although the opposite has four people, but Luo Su not empty , indicating that trades a scene he also to be able relaxed 1 v 4. 虽说对面有四个人,但罗素丝毫不虚,表示换个场景他也能轻松1v4。 Carefully looked that will discover, Catwoman Selina, Poison Ivy, Joker/clown female Harley and Killer Frost Louise, these four women he has punched. 仔细看就会发现,猫女塞琳娜、毒藤女小丑哈莉冰霜杀手路易斯,这四个女人他都揍过。 Bah!” “呸!” Hears the Luo Su words, the Poison Ivy heart is then annoyed, last night two people fought, playing jokes upon of Luo Su made her deeply think the shame: Do not despise the woman, is different from the instigation goods man of ground, you want to take away Selina, must first ask us whether agreed.” 听到罗素的话,毒藤女便心头恼火,昨夜两人交手,罗素的戏耍令她深以为耻:“不要小看女人,和地上的怂货男人不同,你想把塞琳娜带走,要先问过我们是否同意。” The Luo Su supercilious look turns: Quite rampant, but your teammate does not show due respect for the feelings.” 罗素白眼一翻:“好嚣张,可你的队友一点也不给面子。” Poison Ivy hears word stares, about turns the head to look, well, where my teammate. 毒藤女闻言一愣,左右转头一看,咦,我队友哪去了。 The Joker/clown female shrinks in Killer Frost Louise behind, Louise shrinks in Selina behind, in the Selina hand is lifting the travel bag, said with a smile dry/does: Ivy, or puts me to go back, everyone is a friend, why bother to make not happily!” 小丑女缩在冰霜杀手路易斯身后,路易斯缩在塞琳娜身后,塞琳娜手里举着旅行包,干笑道:“艾薇,要不就放我回去吧,大家都是朋友,何苦闹得不愉快!” Selina does not want to separate with the world certainly, does not want to go to the island to plant flowers grass, she only wants to look for with ease simple, the wage also high work, goes to work every day casually for eight hours, gets off work the later types to buy, goes home to lie down toward the sofa on, watches the television while to rub cat. 塞琳娜不想与世绝隔,也不想去岛上种花种草,她只想找个轻松简单,薪水还高的工作,每天随随便便上班八小时,下班之后各种买买买,回到家往沙发上一躺,一边看电视一边撸猫。 Right, she is the woman who did not strive for progressing. 没错,她就是个不求上进的女人。 Skillful, these can Luo Su to her hold/container Yuan, hold true by the rejection? 巧了,这些罗素能给她包圆,有什么理由拒绝? Yes, Ivy, or ok!” “是啊,艾薇,要不算了吧!” Right, he is not grasps in any case our, does not need to make every effort to succeed spells hardly.” “没错,反正他不是来抓我们的,没必要争口气硬拼。” Harley and Louise urged together, committed suicide the squad six people on together, resulted in the suspicion life by the electricity. Now Luo Su has not put on Deathstroke games armor, hits not to have the odds of success, might as well study the study intelligent men, lies down in the place upper garment corpse. 哈莉和路易斯一起劝道,自杀小队六个人一起上,被电得怀疑人生。现在罗素没穿丧钟甲,打起来更加没有胜算,不如学学聪明的男人们,躺在地上装尸体。 Instigated that is one second of matter, the life for a lifetime, moreover everyone instigated together, does not lose face! 怂是一秒钟的事情,命可是一辈子,况且大家一起怂,也不丢人! Your three, you, Selina, disappointed me particularly.” “你们三个,尤其是你,塞琳娜,太让我失望了。” Poison Ivy is angry, she to not mump, but does not want to see Selina to fall into the Luo Su evil clutches, turns into the unaspiring domestic cat. 毒藤女大怒,她不是为了斗气,而是不想看到塞琳娜落入罗素的魔爪,变成毫无上进心的家养猫。 You also disappoint me very much, always diverts attention when the fight......” “你也很让我失望,总是在战斗时分心……” Hears near the ear sound, the Poison Ivy pupil shrinks suddenly, just about to erupts the sitotoxin in within the body, was put to turn by a Luo Su blade in the place. 听到耳边的声音,毒藤女瞳孔骤缩,刚要爆发体内的植物毒素,便被罗素一手刀放翻在地。 Poison Ivy is a quite troublesome villain, the ability is to urge all kinds of plant combats, because of own immunotoxin, then uses various types of fatal toxin unscrupulously. 毒藤女是个相当麻烦的反派,能力是驱使各种各样的植物作战,因自身免疫毒素,便肆无忌惮使用各种致命毒素。 Is putting, no matter turns into the disaster sooner or later, Luo Su decides to give Batman it, making the latter process. 放着不管迟早变成祸害,罗素决定将其交给蝙蝠侠,让后者来处理。 Has not thought, he just put out a hand, was grasped by Selina: Boss, looks in my face, puts her one time!” 不曾想,他刚刚伸手,就被塞琳娜一把抱住了:“老板,看在我的面子上,放她一次吧!” „, You have the face, how don't I know?” Luo Su flings to wave the arms about, only thinks that Selina strength of hand wonderfully greatly incomparable, how to fling does not cast off, has, whatever she continues to hug. “哦,你还有面子,我怎么不知道?”罗素甩甩手,只觉塞琳娜手劲奇大无比,怎么甩都甩不开,只好任由她继续抱着。 Nearby, Harley and Louise see Selina to put forth badger game, builds Poison Ivy that remains unconscious, made a getaway on like this. 一旁,哈莉和路易斯见塞琳娜使出美人计,架起昏迷不醒的毒藤女,就这么逃之夭夭了。 Luo Su is extremely ashamed, before has ridiculed the female villain can always escape in Batman, has not thought to change into him, finally is also the same. 罗素万分羞愧,之前一直嘲笑女反派总能在蝙蝠侠手下逃脱,没想到换成他,结果也是一样的。 Selina, your dream is not the super hero, because a villain you successfully escaped.” “塞琳娜,你的梦想不是超级英雄吗,一个反派因为你成功逃跑了。” Ivy is not the unprincipled person, the interest is to cultivate the flowers and plants, so long as does not annoy her to be angry, she is very good to speak.” The Selina tearful eyes look at Luo Su tearfully: Moreover, she has rescued my life, I cannot be ungrateful.” “艾薇不是坏人,兴趣爱好是培育花草,只要不惹她生气,她很好说话的。”塞琳娜泪眼汪汪看着罗素:“而且,她救过我的命,我不能忘恩负义。” „, Your that called to repay a debt of gratitude, your was the catnip that greedy she planted!” “呵,你那叫报恩吗,你那是馋她种的猫薄荷!” „......” “……” Selina is shocked, with Poison Ivy in the same place, forgot to make the opposite party plant several new variety catnips unexpectedly, owed! 塞琳娜愣住,和毒藤女在一起的时候,居然忘了让对方种几株新品种猫薄荷,亏死了! Two kitties recycle, the Luo Su goal is achieved, turns around to leave the medical experiment base. 两只猫咪回收完毕,罗素目的达到,转身离开医疗实验基地。 After two minutes, he turns back the probe head suddenly, looks motionlessly corpse, the feeling was too mature, the management is watertight, no wonder turns danger into safety repeatedly. 两分钟后,他突然折返探头,看着一动不动的‘尸体’们,感慨太成熟了,办事滴水不漏,难怪屡次化险为夷。 However, the suicide squad can let off, Riddler cannot be lenient, Luo Su holds his foot, drags away it directly, while convenient in relation Bruce. 不过,自杀小队可以放过,谜语人决不能手软,罗素抓住他的脚,直接将其拖走,顺便联系上了布鲁斯。 Also is after five minutes, the corpses resurrect. 又是五分钟过后,死尸们才复活过来。 Dies to shoot the matter that four people keep silent about to feign death to recognize instigate, first was Riddler paid silent tribute a while, said goodbye mutually. 死射四人绝口不提装死认怂的事,先为谜语人默哀了一会儿,才相互告别。 Dies to shoot, not the grasped words, can come to the metropolis to look at me.” “死射,没被抓的话,可以来大都会看我。” I in Central City you.” “我在中心城等你。” Pardons the words of bay, I can ask you to eat the seafood!” “来大赦湾的话,我可以请你吃海鲜!” Boomerang Chief George, black spider and shark king respectively toward admiring city, dies to shoot to be filled with envy to visit them to leave, for the daughter, goes to the crisis on top of crisis resolutely the strategic place city. 回旋镖队长乔治、黑蜘蛛、鲨鱼王各自朝着心仪的城市出发,死射满心羡慕看着他们离开,为了女儿,毅然前往危机重重的要冲城。 ...... …… Messy building! 烂尾楼! Has passed for 10 days from the dirty bomb event, out all the reporters of paying a visit were expelled by the Luo Su use mind reading , the reporters found out the meaning of this super hero gradually, no one demands interviews him face to face. 距离脏弹事件已经过了十天,所有登门拜访的记者都被罗素使用心灵感应赶出门外,渐渐地,记者们摸清了这位超级英雄的意思,也就没人强求当面对他进行采访。 But the matter had not ended, has no way to interview Luo Su, can interview other to know his person. 但事情并未就此结束,没法采访罗素,可以采访其他认识他的人。 A series of truth gradually surfaced, the reporters found astonishingly, before Luo Su, except for killing and torching, matter of swindling and abducting did a lot, was a full waste...... 一系列‘真相’逐渐浮出水面,记者们惊人地发现,罗素以前除了杀人放火,坑蒙拐骗的事情一个没少做,是个十足的人渣…… The reporters are excited, this is the burst point that they want, the setting of super heroic bastard is controversial, has the dispute not to worry attention, does not worry the newspaper sales volume, means that their bonuses had the whereabouts. 记者们非常兴奋,这就是他们要的爆点,超级英雄混蛋的设定充满争议,有争议就不愁关注度,也就不愁报纸销量,意味着他们的奖金有着落了。 Eats the melon people interested in the Luo Su black history, they may, no matter reported somewhat the authenticity, had looks on the line lively. 吃瓜群众们对罗素的黑历史十分感兴趣,他们可不管报导有几分真实性,有热闹看就行。 During comes out of the dirty bomb event shadow Gotham to reconstruct, by the municipal building of Luo Su wanton bombing is an aspect, reorganizing the municipal important person is on the other hand. 走出脏弹事件阴影的哥谭正在重建之中,被罗素狂轰滥炸的市政大楼是一方面,重组市政要员是另一方面。 Bane lets hand/subordinate the senior figure of camouflage indeed is the counterfeit goods, but genuine article does not remain, was executed by his secret completely. 贝恩让手下伪装的高层人物的确是假货,但真货一个也不剩,全部被他秘密处死了。 Gotham belongs to the municipality , without these senior figures not to handle, at present during bustling elections. 哥谭属于自治市,没了这些高层人物根本玩不转,目前正在热火朝天的选举之中。 Luo Su is engrossed in reading sacred books and oblivious to what happening in the world, except for the to rub cat, is to promote his Deathstroke games armor. 罗素两耳不闻窗外事,除了撸猫,就是升级他的丧钟甲。 Like Bruce holds the fleeing criminal, while renewal counter- Deathstroke games armor is the same, Luo Su has not been idling, to look for inspiration, specially with Character Card. 就像布鲁斯一边抓住逃犯,一边更新‘反丧钟甲’一样,罗素也没闲着,为了寻找灵感,特意用上了一张人物卡 Character Card: Genos( holds this card to push soldier to be invincible, to fighting boss defeat probability increases 99.99999)】 人物卡:杰诺斯(持此卡者推小兵无敌,对战boss战败几率增加99.99999)】 Genos, burns most funds, hits the lowest output, in the legend extremely legend! 杰诺斯,烧最多的经费,打最低的输出,传说中的‘不胜传说’! This card placed in Luo Su to be very long, the long time to him does not remember when started, looked that the appraisal of System knows, used this Character Card to push boss, must the victory also meet the sewer to capsize. 这张卡放在罗素手里很久了,久到他都不记得是什么时候入手的,看系统的评价就知道,使用这张人物卡推boss,必胜局也会阴沟翻船。 Luo Su pondered over, finally confirmed this Character Card except for unparalleled cuts grass before the soldier, the fart uses uselessly. 罗素琢磨了一下,最终确认这张人物卡除了在小兵面前无双割草,屁用都没用。 The issue is, by his nowadays strength, to soldier, does not need the card also to cut grass, simply is the weak. 问题是,以他现如今的实力,对上小兵,不用卡片也能割草,简直就是鸡肋。 Moreover, this Character Card also made the person egg sore place, did not cover in the situation of skin, used and uselessly undifferentiated. 而且,这张人物卡还有一个令人蛋疼的地方,不覆盖皮肤的情况下,用了和没用毫无差别。 Luo Su thinks slightly, the calm analysis, hides in the secret room quietly, after covering the skin, will open, the reversion research returns to original state some mechanism, installs in new-style Deathstroke games armor. 罗素稍加思索,冷静分析,悄悄躲在密室中,覆盖皮肤后自个儿将自个儿拆了,逆向研究将一些机械装置还原,安装在新式丧钟甲上。 Because without the installment supercomputer, new Deathstroke games armor depends entirely on the Luo Su sensation to fight, such that such as Iron Man said that mechanical artificial limb! 因为没有安装超级计算机,新丧钟甲全靠罗素的感知来进行战斗,就如钢铁侠所说的那样,机械义肢罢了! Spent several days of time to promote Deathstroke games armor, Luo Su decided that looked for a right situation to make it make a dazzling entrance, to establish the good alarm clock to resound finally, his brow selected, flips the memorandum, awakened suddenly nearly missed a joy. 花了几天时间升级完丧钟甲,罗素决定找个合适的场合让其闪亮登场,结果设定好的闹钟响起,他眉头一挑,翻了翻记事本,猛然醒悟险些错过了一次快乐。 Luo Su looked at the dim light of night outside eye piece, takes up communication, with opposite had the contact quickly: „Does steward, begin today?” 罗素看了眼窗外的夜色,拿起通讯器,很快和对面取得了联系:“管家,是不是在今天动手?” „, Was Mr. Luo Su, the plan...... encountered some hindrance, I have given up.” “呃,原来是罗素先生,计划……遇到了一些阻碍,我已经放弃了。” What, can you how give up?” “什么,你怎么能放弃?” Luo Su in great surprise: Steward, I entrust Wayne family's future to you, because you actually some hindrance give up, do you do right by Bruce parents' trust?” 罗素大惊:“管家,我将韦恩家族的未来托付给你,你却因为一些阻碍就放弃,你对得起布鲁斯父母的信任吗?” „......” “……” Alfred has not spoken, a little wants to punch the person. 阿尔弗雷德没说话,有点想揍人。 Told me, was your so-called barrier Bruce, doesn't matter, my helped you clean up in the past the barrier.” “告诉我,你所谓的障碍是不是布鲁斯,没关系,我这就过去帮你把障碍清理掉。” No, is the barrier, rather......” “不,与其说是障碍,倒不如说……” Alfred intertwines saying: I have not started to plan, it succeeded!” 阿尔弗雷德纠结道:“我还没开始计划,它自己就成功了!” What do you mean?” “什么意思?” Miranda woman was pregnant, she also acknowledged personally, I consider as finished the next time, indeed is the good deed that the master does.” “米兰达女士怀孕了,她本人也亲口承认,我算了下时间,的确是老爷干的好事。” „Did you determine?” “你确定?” The Luo Su brow selects: Steward, you do not make a mistake, best calculate again, if Bane......” 罗素眉头一挑:“管家,你可别搞错了,最好再算算,万一是贝恩……” Honk toot toot-” “嘟嘟嘟--” The communication interrupt, Luo Su redials unable with opposite to have the contact several times, ponders over the Wayne manor definitely to have the good play to perform, departs out of the window without delay. 通讯器中断,罗素重拨几次都无法和对面取得联系,琢磨着韦恩庄园肯定有好戏上演,二话不说飞出窗外。 Well, new Wayne manor in which direction?” “咦,新的韦恩庄园在哪个方向?”
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