AE :: Volume #17 我讨厌DC

#734: This does not appear your marksmanship


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In operating room, six chairs regarding becoming circle, commits suicide the squad members to sit above unemotionally, Joker/clown female Harley that most anticipates is also listless, non-stop having the yawn. 手术室内,六张椅子围绕成圆圈,自杀小队成员面无表情坐在上面,最为期待的小丑哈莉也无精打采,不停打着哈欠。 The reason is the voltage, only then 1000 volts, other five people thought that anxiously is purely makes a fuss over a trifling matter, Harley is thinks is not exciting enough. 原因是电压只有1000伏特,其余五人觉得紧张纯属小题大做,哈莉则是认为不够刺激。 This is the Joker/clown pot, he regards as the toy to devastate Harley generally, the electric shock is only small interlude in their daily life. To the average man like suffering of torture, with Harley, is about equal to the finger pressure massage, is one of the joyful sources. 这是小丑的锅,他将哈莉视作玩具一般蹂躏,电击只是他们日常生活中的小插曲。对常人如同酷刑的折磨,与哈莉而言,约等于指压按摩,是快乐的源泉之一。 1000 volts did not have the vigor, Harley one hear to be stranded. 1000伏特太没劲儿,哈莉一听就困了。 Dies to shoot, if fears unable to bear bite one's tongue, I can provide a wooden club to you, does not need to install the dauntless man, no one will ridicule you.” Riddler is dead to shoot to paste on the medical electrode piece, and good intentions exhort one. “死射,如果怕忍不住咬舌头,我可以给你提供一根木棍,不用装硬汉,没人会嘲笑你。”谜语人为死射贴上医用电极片,并善意嘱咐一句。 Must say that two people sentiment good, that also really not necessarily sees, Riddler like this is warm, with is the same, the grasshopper that on this rope he said were too few, need more people helped him share the firepower. 要说两人感情有多好,那还真未必见得,谜语人这么热情,就和他所说的一样,这根绳上的蚂蚱太少了,需要更多人帮他分摊火力。 Does not use, fights a battle to force a quick decision, I must leave Gotham before noon today!” Dying to shoot the attitude to be strong, several other people of also one meanings, making Riddler start quickly, do not continue rubbish again. “不用了,速战速决,我要在今天中午之前离开哥谭!”死射态度强硬,其他几人也都一个意思,让谜语人赶快开始,不要再继续废话。 Ok, do not regret later!” “ok,待会儿可别后悔!” The good intention regards the evil intent, Riddler no longer talks too much, controls the quantities of medical electrical machinery furnishing five people of shares, the rotating switch releasing current, prepares to look at the joke. 好心当成驴肝肺,谜语人不再多言,操控医疗电机调成五人份的量,转动开关释放电流,准备看笑话。 ! 噼里啪啦! Ha haha............!?” “哇哈哈哈……哈……咦!?” „......” X5 “……”x5 „......” X1 “……”x1 Riddler laughs loudly, quick embarrassed smiles then stops because of the awkward silence, has not heard the pitiful yell sound to make under his heart startled, looks at the Joker/clown female Harley discontented expression again, the whole person is not good. 谜语人放声大笑,很快尬笑便因冷场而停止,没有听到惨叫声令他心下愕然,再一看小丑哈莉不满的表情,整个人都不好了。 Riddler blinks: Waiters, I am a little ignorant, was the machine shattered, did you shatter?” 谜语人眨眨眼:“伙计们,我有点懵,是机器坏掉了,还是你们坏掉了?” Bang!!! 轰!!! The front door of operating room drove out by the violence, green Poison Ivy steps walk into, see Joker/clown female Harley on electric chair, immediately the whole face scowl, curses saying: „Does Ma, your damn bastard, how dare to carry out a punishment to her?” 手术室的大门被暴力轰开,一身绿的毒藤女踏步走入,看到电椅上的小丑哈莉,当即满脸怒容,大骂道:“尼格玛,你这该死的混球,怎么敢对她动刑?” Carries out a punishment? Has? 动刑?有吗? Riddler is just about to explain, suddenly the floor tile sticks out, the continuous underground vine surges, ripped the ground to become the fragment the operating room. 谜语人正要解释,突然地砖隆起,源源不断的地下藤蔓涌起,将手术室撕地面成了碎片。 He cries out strangely several, steps on the vine of swaying from side to side to flee to the window, doing to the physical strength is ordinary, cannot escape from hunt of vine, was bundled the steamed rice dumpling. 他怪叫几声,踩着扭动的藤蔓向窗口逃离,奈何体力一般,没能逃脱藤蔓的追捕,被捆成了粽子。 The suicide squad withdraws promptly, although the quantity of vine the terrifying, the target is actually not they, several people recognize the future are Poison Ivy, relaxes secretly. 自杀小队及时脱身,藤蔓的数量虽然恐怖,攻击目标却不是他们,几人认出来者是毒藤女,暗暗松了口气。 Poison Ivy and Joker/clown female, among two people the relations are illegibile, what edition has, they have hearing early, knows that Poison Ivy is not an enemy. 毒藤女小丑女,两人之间的关系不清不楚,什么样的版本都有,他们早有耳闻,知道毒藤女不是敌人。 Ivy!” “艾薇!” Hal!” 哈尔!” Poison Ivy and Joker/clown female mutual nickname, although relates the close person, can each other call the simple form of name, but two people hug in the same place jump and jump, but also the unceasing face makes one lose face, intimate cannot be the explanation. 毒藤女小丑女相互的昵称,虽说关系亲密的人,都可以彼此称呼名字的简写,可两人抱在一起又蹦又跳,还不断脸蹭脸,一句‘亲密无间’远不能作为解释。 Made one lose face finished, Poison Ivy looked to Riddler, said ruthlessly spicily: Hal, this bastard suffers you with the electric chair, my draws him underground works as the flower to be fat.” 蹭脸结束,毒藤女看向谜语人,狠辣说道:“哈尔,这混蛋用电椅折磨你,我这就把他拖进地下当花肥。” Hey, do you have the length eye, looks at they several enjoying appearances, knows that I am innocent.” Riddler was soon speechless. “喂,你有没有长眼睛,看他们几个享受的样子,就知道我是无辜的。”谜语人快要无语了。 The Poison Ivy brow selects, the line of sight inquired to Harley: Really?” 毒藤女眉头一挑,视线向哈莉询问:“真的?” He indeed suffered me, this itchy flexure I was suspended in midair......” “他的确折磨我了,这痒痒挠得我不上不下……” Joker/clown female Harley said listlessly: Lets loose him, here is the person on one's own side, Riddler is helping me remove the bomb.” 小丑哈莉无精打采道:“放开他吧,这里都是自己人,谜语人在帮我拆炸弹。” Bomb! What bomb?” “炸弹!什么炸弹?” Harley explained simply: bomb, with the cause and effect that the suicide squad composes, Poison Ivy then understood the reason, controls the vine to throw Riddler one side, lifts the hand on Harley to touch the nanometer What kind of, did the bomb tear down?” 哈莉简单解释了纳米炸弹,和自杀小队组成的前因后果,毒藤女便明白了缘由,操控藤蔓将谜语人扔到一边,抬手在哈莉身上摸来摸去:“怎么样,炸弹拆掉了吗?” Should tear down......” “应该是拆掉了……” Harley pats the salty pig's trotter, simultaneously is adding at heart, the bomb indeed tore down, but is not Riddler opens. 哈莉拍掉身上的咸猪手,同时在心里补充道,炸弹的确是拆掉了,但不是谜语人拆的。 Right, Hal, my here had a friend to introduce for you.” “对了,哈尔,我这边有个朋友为你介绍一下。” Poison Ivy is beckoning to out of the door again and again, under unmanned response, stretches out a vine, took along to tow Catwoman Selina to entrain continually. 毒藤女对着门外连连招手,无人回应之下,伸出一条藤蔓,连拉带拖将猫女塞琳娜拽了进来。 Selina at the back of a travel bag, the bosom is also hugging the egyptian mau, was drawn the operating room, in the heart complains of hardship secretly. 塞琳娜背着一个旅行包,怀里还搂着埃及猫,被拖进手术室,心中暗暗叫苦。 Where is not right, reaching an agreement to be the super hero, how more to walk with the super villain is nearer? 到底哪里不对,说好要做超级英雄,怎么和超级反派越走越近了? ...... …… Luo Su leaves Gotham shortly , the avid followers headed by Bane seized the Gotham municipal administration building, later the communication interrupt, the television station was controlled, Gotham turned into a secluded from the world this solitary one city. 罗素离开哥谭没多久,以贝恩为首的狂徒们就占领了哥谭市政大楼,随后通讯中断,电视台被控制,哥谭变成了一座与世隔绝的孤城。 The Gotham crime rate stays at a high level , because this city is weird, the darkness ambushes in each corner, as if each resident can at any time the incarnation criminal. 哥谭之所以犯罪率居高不下,是因为这座城市非常邪门,黑暗潜伏在每一个角落里,似乎每个市民都可以随时化身罪犯。 The Bane gang appears, causing the Gotham city to fall into the anarchy, the dangerous character release of Arkham mental asylum and black gate prison, intensified the chaotic pattern of city, the crisis and atrocity become find at everywhere. 贝恩一伙人出现,导致哥谭市陷入无政府状态,阿卡姆疯人院和黑门监狱的危险人物释放,加剧了城市的混乱格局,危机和暴行变得随处可见。 Selina did not plan to make anything, making her steal the thing to be good, with having has the criminals of stratagem to fight bravely, her cannot be victorious, decided that the honest dull to rub cat, waits for Luo Su to come back to clean up the aftermath at home. 塞琳娜原本不打算做什么,让她偷东西还行,和有勇有谋的罪犯们战斗,她一个也打不过,决定老老实实呆在家里撸猫,等罗素回来收拾残局。 But quick, the city diplomatic note that came from Bane changed her idea, Batman is grasped, Bane must hang it in front of the municipal building. 但很快,一则来自贝恩的全市通牒改变了她的想法,蝙蝠侠被抓,贝恩要在市政大楼前将其吊死。 To Batman this dark knight, Selina worships, does not endure to see him to be killed. 对蝙蝠侠这位黑暗骑士,塞琳娜非常崇拜,不忍见他被杀。 She considered, if Luo Su in Gotham, will definitely not have stood by, Luo Su is not, that can only she get up. 她试想了一下,如果罗素还在哥谭,肯定不会袖手旁观,罗素不在,那就只能她上了。 Rushes to the execution grounds difficulty is too big, but stole individual to be easier, after all she most excelled steals the thing. 强闯刑场难度太大,但偷个人就容易多了,毕竟她最擅长的就是偷东西。 The later plot three waves to a single stroke, Selina steals the man to be defeated, caught in the act by Miranda...... 之后的剧情可谓一波三折,塞琳娜偷男人失败,被米兰达当场抓住…… After before narrow-minded Miranda sees Selina lives, is raised curls upwards, but also a face of seductress, is flying into a rage steadily immediately, recognized that she is the old friend of Batman, drawing a pistol to kill it. 小心眼的米兰达见塞琳娜生得前凸后翘,还长着一张狐狸精的脸,当即勃然大怒,认定她是蝙蝠侠的老相好,拔枪要将其射杀。 Selina to protect oneself, made a false report immediately has the super heroic boyfriend, the name is Deathstroke, after Bane hears, prevents Miranda, detains Selina to treat as the hostage. 塞琳娜为了自保,立即谎称有个超级英雄男友,名字叫做丧钟,贝恩听到之后阻止米兰达,关押塞琳娜当做人质。 Afterward, Poison Ivy......, was the lily flower seed were possibly many, pondering over the Selina skill is good, should same make with her only by own capable woman, then begged from Bane. 再后来,毒藤女……呃,可能是百合花种多了,琢磨着塞琳娜身手不错,理应和她一样做个只靠自己的女强人,便从贝恩手里讨要了过去。 Then is Luo Su returns to Gotham, met Poison Ivy to pass through in central garden, but Poison Ivy has not cared the Luo Su words, recognized that the dregs male will destroy Selina, the message has not transmitted. 然后就是罗素回到哥谭,在中央花园遇到毒藤女的经过了,但毒藤女没把罗素的话放在心上,认定渣男会毁了塞琳娜,留言也没传达。 On like this, Selina is forced to follow side Poison Ivy, seeks for in the boudoir together close friend Joker/clown female Harley. 这么的,塞琳娜被迫跟在毒藤女身边,一起寻找闺中密友小丑哈莉 According to the meaning of Poison Ivy, after finding Harley, three people then look for a secluded from the world island, every day all sorts of flowers and plants and sunning, cross Selina, Harley to put out the carbon dioxide, Poison Ivy absorb the environmental protection life of carbon dioxide. 按照毒藤女的意思,找到哈莉之后,三人便找一个与世隔绝的海岛,每天种种花草、晒晒太阳,过着塞琳娜、哈莉吐出二氧化碳,毒藤女来吸收二氧化碳的环保生活。 However, is forced to turn over to be forced, Selina does not have the malice to Poison Ivy, but also is very grateful she to lend a hand to assist. 不过,被迫归被迫,塞琳娜对毒藤女并没有恶感,还挺感激她出手相助。 Three women meet, quick then chirp keeps saying, Selina belongs the type that lacks the mind, with Harley first meeting, unties the back travel bag immediately, both hands holds one pile of jewellery ornaments, treated as the gift on first meeting. 三个女人见面,很快便叽叽喳喳说个不停,塞琳娜属于缺心眼的类型,和哈莉初次见面,立即解开背后的旅行包,双手捧起一堆珠宝首饰,当做了见面礼。 Sees this, nearby Killer Frost Louise also collected, four women...... 看到这一幕,边上的冰霜杀手路易斯也凑了上去,四个女人…… Basically did not have the gentlemen anything matter. 基本上就没男士们什么事了。 The Riddler platoon that the four big masters of suicide squad, leave behind in addition becomes one row, looks at four female clothing jewellery ornaments speechless, then going crazy same scream and business blow mutually. 自杀小队的四个大老爷们,加上落单的谜语人排成一排,无语看着四女穿戴珠宝首饰,然后发了疯一样尖叫和商业互吹。 „It is not good, the play is too false, I was about to feel nauseated!” The Riddler chill said. “不行了,戏太假,我快要吐了!”谜语人恶寒道。 I am also, they felt obviously oneself are most beautiful, actually must camouflage artificially......” “我也是,她们明明都觉得自己是最美的,却还要伪装做作……” „......” “……” The gentlemen whole body is straight the goosebumps, no longer goes to manage four insane women, was discussing said goodbye, and left the Gotham city. 男士们浑身直起鸡皮疙瘩,不再去管四个疯女人,商量着就此告别,并离开哥谭市。 Riddler: I prepare to go to a next door metropolis false, the rest return to Gotham some time again, who wants with me together?” 谜语人:“我准备去隔壁大都会度个假,休息一段时间再回哥谭,有谁想和我一起吗?” Black spider: Sounds good, happen to I also want a long vacation.” 黑蜘蛛:“听起来不错,正好我也想放个长假。” Dies to shoot: „Thanks but I must go home to look for the daughter!” 死射:“谢了,但我要回家找女儿!” Shark king: I want to pardon the bay, before being very early, had this plan.” 鲨鱼王:“我想去大赦湾,很早之前就有这个打算了。” Boomerang Chief George: I must return to hometown Central City.” 回旋镖队长乔治:“我要返回家乡中心城。” Dies to shoot, where is your daughter at?” “死射,你女儿在哪?” Strategic place city!” “要冲城!” Hears reply that dies to shoot, four not good person simultaneous/uniform Qixiao: You may probably be careful, it is said Wonder Woman has regarded as the active area the strategic place city, ran upon you to be possible by her to be miserable.” 听到死射的回答,四个无良人士齐齐笑了起来:“那你可要小心点,据说神奇女侠一直将要冲城视为活动区域,被她撞上你可就惨了。” Hopes......” “但愿吧……” Dies to shoot to shake the head to sigh with emotion itself to down on one's luck, if the daughter in the metropolis, the pardon bay and Central City casual city, he can also same smile mindless with opposite four people. 死射摇头感慨自己时运不济,要是女儿在大都会、大赦湾、中心城随便一个城市,他也能和对面四人一样笑得没心没肺。 Ok, the words were not many said that side four insane woman does not know when must develop, we said goodbye!” “好了,话不多说,那边四个疯女人不知要演到什么时候,我们就此别过吧!” Everyone, good luck!” “各位,祝你们好运!” Ha, dies to shoot, this saying we are to you right.” “哈哈哈,死射,这话该我们对你来说才对。” Four people ridiculed heartily dies to shoot the mildew to transport soars to the heavens, puts arms around shoulders the composition bright future four people of groups, bypasses also in the four females of crazy additional play, tramples the front door of operating room, writes freely to swagger away. 四人尽情嘲笑死射霉运冲天,勾肩搭背组成前途光明四人组,绕过还在疯狂加戏的四女,一脚踹开手术室的大门,嬉笑怒骂扬长而去。 After ten seconds, five people ran speedily, the shark king resists the front door stubbornly, damn appearance. 十秒钟后,五人一溜烟跑了回来,鲨鱼王死死抵住大门,一副见了鬼的模样。 Dies to shoot both eyes one cold: What's wrong, did Batman come?” 死射双目一凛:“怎么了,蝙蝠侠来了?” No, is worse than that!” “不,比那更糟!” Bang!!! 轰!!! The front door was trampled by the violence, the shark king who stops up the gate soars, the modeling falls in opposite wall by crow takes plane straightly, motionless, looking like died was the same. 大门被暴力踹开,堵门的鲨鱼王腾空而起,以‘乌鸦坐飞机’的造型笔直摔进对面的墙里,一动不动,就像是死掉了一样。 The disappearance front door place, the Luo Su both eyes black light full, ascends from top to bottom the black fan bonds the shadow, changes to a huge and jet black devil countenance in the back. 消失的大门处,罗素双目黑光充盈,浑身上下升腾起黑色迷障般的阴影,于背后化作一张巨大且漆黑的恶魔嘴脸。 Because of the appearance of Luo Su, an entire corridor darkness, seems the different space entrance, the distortion is strange, making one be awed at the sight. 因为罗素的出现,整条走廊一片漆黑,好似异空间的入口,扭曲诡异,令人望而生畏。 Small kitty, you were late!” “小猫咪,你迟到了!” Hiss!!” “嘶!!” Dies to shoot to hold breath cold air, finally understands why four people run fast, the sentiment hit the big fiendish person. 死射倒吸一口凉气,终于明白为什么四人跑得飞快,感情是又撞到了大魔王。 What to do should, probably fight one? 该怎么办,要打一架吗? Riddler has an idea, sees the chest front to insert the block glass fragments, immediately called out pitifully: „, I died!” 谜语人心生一计,见自己胸前插着块碎玻璃,当即惨叫一声:“啊,我死了!” Saying, he lies down straightly, with really died was the same. 说着,他直挺挺躺下,就跟真的死了一样。 „, I also died!” x2 “啊,我也死了!”x2 The black spider and Boomerang Chief George follow the example, although they had not been gripped by the glass, when encounters the front door destroys the severe impact wave, received very serious internal injury, is covering the chest but actually. 黑蜘蛛和回旋镖队长乔治有样学样,虽然他们没被玻璃扎到,但遭遇大门破坏时的强烈冲击波,受了非常严重的内伤,捂着胸口倒了下去。 Bah, one crowd instigates the goods!” “呸,一群怂货!” Dies to shoot in the eye to flash through disdains thickly, turns the head Luo Su that looks at the striding walks to come, immediately cold snort/hum, drew out the pistol of waist. 死射眼中闪过浓浓不屑,转头看着踏步走来的罗素,当即冷哼一声,拔出了腰间的手枪。 Good, is a dauntless man!” “不错,是条硬汉!” Luo Su commended one, then a thread of conversation revolution: But you must know, sometimes recognizes instigates to maintain a livelihood, meets the tough head-on with toughness only will hit badly beaten!” 罗素称赞一句,而后话锋一转:“但你要知道,有时候认怂能活命,硬碰硬只会撞得头破血流!” Saying, he fishes out the Desert Eagle from the buttocks, only listens to bang a gunshot, died to shoot then to raise head but actually. 说着,他从屁股后面摸出沙鹰,只听砰地一声枪响,死射便仰头倒了下去。 ( 11) (一一) Luo Su looked down Desert Eagle in the hand, what do you mean, without the triggering pulling, how the opposite to pour obviously? 罗素低头看了眼手里的沙鹰,什么意思,明明没扣扳机,怎么对面就倒下去了? Dies to shoot: This does not appear your marksmanship! 死射:这不显得您枪法准吗!
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