AE :: Volume #17 我讨厌DC

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I died, you will smile, earnest?” “我死了,你就会笑,认真的吗?” Joker/clown takes out the pistol from the base man purple suit pocket, shook shaking to Batman, then the muzzle points at the temples: Batman, you may not deceive me, otherwise I died in vain.” 小丑从基佬紫的西装口袋里取出手枪,对蝙蝠侠晃了晃,而后枪口抵住太阳穴:“蝙蝠侠,你可千万别骗我,不然我就白死了。” „......” X2 “……”x2 An awkwardness. 一阵尴尬。 Bruce watches the farce speechless, Joker/clown also feels not to have the meaning, the pistol direction ceiling, makes bang triangle small flag. 布鲁斯无言看着闹剧,小丑也觉得没意思,手枪指向天花板,打出‘bang’的三角小旗子。 Does not have the means that before curing you, I have not been able dead.” “没办法,在治好你之前,我还不能死。” Joker/clown is smiling saying: This is my responsibility, although I have been making trouble to you, but I for hello/you good. You did not acknowledge also uselessly, I was an opponent who you most had a headache about, was your faithful fan, I cannot look that you continued to degenerate.” 小丑嬉皮笑脸道:“这是我的责任,虽然我一直在给你制造麻烦,但我是为了你好。你不承认也没用,我是你最头疼的对手,也是你的忠实粉丝,我不能看着你继续堕落下去。” Joker/clown, do not look for the excuse for own crazy.” Bruce rejects this relations. 小丑,不要为自己的疯狂寻找借口。”布鲁斯拒绝这种关系。 „, Crazy is not I, but is you.” “啧啧啧,疯狂的不是我,而是你。” Joker/clown raises up the finger to lay out: This is your illness is, your not agrees acknowledged me, not agrees acknowledged himself. You had not discovered that in the world eyes, we are the best partner, one pair of created by heaven and earth, misses on an artillery, turned into the within you has me, the within me has you.” 小丑竖起手指摆了摆:“这就是你的病症所在,你不肯承认我,也不肯承认自己。难道你没有发现吗,在世人眼中,我们是最佳搭档,天造地设的一对,就差来上一炮,变成你中有我,我中有你了。” „......” “……” Was continued to disregard by Bruce, Joker/clown the hidden bitterness gets up immediately: Batman, you are the like this aloof. However are not related, I have acted Joker/clown that scurries about, caters to you as always, making you seem like great forever.” 被布鲁斯继续无视,小丑当即幽怨起来:“蝙蝠侠,你还是这么高冷。不过没关系,我会一直扮演上蹿下跳的小丑,一如既往地迎合你,让你看上去永远伟大。” „......” “……” Let the person egg sore topic, Bruce closes the eye, will only strive for not doing by the nightmare that the fans will harass tonight. 让人蛋疼的话题,布鲁斯闭上眼睛,只求今晚不会做被粉丝骚扰的噩梦。 Joker/clown goes forward two steps, pulls open Bruce's eyelid, said incessantly: Do not install, you know that I understand you, understands you compared with anybody. Your righteousness police behavior with has nothing to do justly, but to satisfy your oneself selfish desire, you satisfies itself through the attack crime, vented the pain of childhood shadow to suffer.” 小丑上前两步,将布鲁斯的眼皮拉开,滔滔不绝道:“别装了,你知道我懂你,比任何人都懂你。你的义警行为与正义无关,只是为了满足你的一己私欲罢了,你通过打击犯罪来满足自己,发泄童年阴影的痛苦折磨。” Yes, you are lunatic who has the moral cleanliness/mysophobia, the criminals are your antidote, you through completing the revenge, obtain to satisfy with the pleasant sensation!” “是的,你是个拥有道德洁癖的疯子,罪犯们是你的解药,你通过完成复仇,来获得满足和快感!” „......” “……” Batman did not say a word, the pupil did not have the focal distance, as if opened the eye to fall asleep. 蝙蝠侠一言不发,瞳孔没有焦距,仿佛是睁着眼睛睡着了。 Attack crime made you fill the gap in soul, but your reason made you in crazy and calm between paces back and forth back and forth, everyone thinks that you did not kill people, was holds fast at the just bottom line......” “打击犯罪让你填补了灵魂上的空白,但你的理智又让你在疯狂和冷静之间来回徘徊,大家都以为你不杀人,是坚守正义的底线……” Nonsense, you are only because became addicted, is afraid after the disposable pleasant sensation, has no way to satisfy own desire again!” “狗屁,你只是因为上瘾了,害怕一次性的快感过后,再也没法满足自己的欲望!” Hehehe, as your faithful fan, as an observer, I sees very clearly, you are the Gotham biggest evil person.” “嘿嘿嘿,作为你的忠实粉丝,作为一名旁观者,我看得很清楚,你才是哥谭最大的恶人。” Shut up!” “闭嘴!” Bruce shakes the head, breaks away Joker/clown to hold down the hand of head, the complexion is very dignified. 布鲁斯摇头,挣开小丑按住自己脑袋的手,脸色无比凝重。 Batman, Gotham becomes the victim who you satisfied oneself selfish desire, I am also your victim......” “蝙蝠侠,哥谭成了你满足自己私欲的受害者,我也是你的受害者……” I said that shuts up to me!” “我说了,给我闭嘴!” Sees Bruce vitality/angry above, Joker/clown smacks the lips: Can say one again, did not say that I am suppressing uncomfortably!” 见布鲁斯生气上头,小丑咂咂嘴:“能再说一句吗,不说我心里憋着难受!” „......” “……” I said that in the world eyes, I am on a face is drawing the lunatic of greasepaint, but I understand Gotham compared with anybody, cured you, I can save this city.” “那我就说了,在世人眼中,我就是个脸上画着油彩的疯子,但我比任何人都了解哥谭,治好了你,我就能拯救这座城市。” „......” “……” Bruce gave up and Joker/clown argues, he feared that said again, will be taken into the ditch by the quibble of opposite party. 布鲁斯放弃了和小丑争辩,他怕再说下去,会被对方的歪理带进沟里。 When that feeling, wants with Luo Su chatted to be the same, IQ whiz whiz fell downward, unknowingly turned into stupid. 那种感觉,就想和罗素聊天时一样,智商嗖嗖往下掉,不知不觉就变成了沙雕 „, Right, I suddenly think that a matter, this is my today's seeing your main purpose......” “哦,对了,我突然想起来一件事,这才是我今天的看望你的主要目的……” Joker/clown makes a fist in a palm racket: Is the Bane matter, I checked place that hid the dirty bomb, the boy was too silly, I decided that snatched the dirty bomb, placing in my hand was safer.” 小丑握拳在掌心一拍:“是贝恩的事情,我查到了隐藏脏弹的地点,那小子太傻,我决定把脏弹抢过来,放在我手里更安全。” „The plot frames your young prostitute to pound, I must kill her to revenge for you, the woman only harms you to lie on the bed, even I also follow to suffer hardship, must arrange the person to serve your eating and drinking rubbish.” “还有阴谋陷害你的小婊砸,我要杀了她为你报仇,那娘们害得你只能躺在床上,连我也跟着受罪,要安排人伺候你吃喝拉撒。” Joker/clown!” 小丑!” Bruce opens the eye fiercely, both eyes such as the blade is staring at Joker/clown stubbornly: Do not have the idea of that woman, she and you are different, she is one innocent......” 布鲁斯猛地睁开眼睛,双目如刀死死盯着小丑:“不要打那个女人的主意,她和你不一样,她是一个无辜……” Sorry, cannot achieve.” “抱歉,做不到。” Joker/clown breaks and rejects directly: „If not I does everything possible, you already sentenced by Bane and that woman publicly, she nearly hangs my idol, this matter cannot consider as finished on like this.” 小丑直接打断并拒绝:“如果不是我想尽办法,你已经被贝恩和那女人公开处刑了,她险些吊死我的偶像,这事儿不能就这么算了。” Bruce deeply inspires, sinking sound said: You will not succeed, this city not just Batman, will also have others to stand to prevent you, prevents Bane.” 布鲁斯深吸一口气,沉声道:“你不会成功的,这座城市并不是只有蝙蝠侠,还会有别人站出来阻止你,阻止贝恩。” Joker/clown hears word stares, said with a smile: You refer to Deathstroke, that not considering resources bite off more than can chew little fellow?” 小丑闻言一愣,笑着说道:“你指的是丧钟,那个自不量力的小家伙?” Bruce: „......” 布鲁斯:“……” He refers to the intention just person, for example Gotham City Police, for example Sheriff Gordon. 他指的是心怀正义的人,比如哥谭市警方,比如戈登警长。 Useless, first did not say that Deathstroke is a turtle, has not made an appearance by the present, even if he appeared uselessly still.” “没用的,先不说丧钟是个缩头乌龟,到现在还没露面,就算他出现了也没用。” Joker/clown shrugs, the regret said: Your bat den was exploded by Bane, they robbed your bat car(riage) and bat fighter aircraft, goes ahead and guesses, what did they also rob?” 小丑耸耸肩,遗憾说道:“你的蝙蝠老巢被贝恩炸了,他们抢走了你的蝙蝠车、蝙蝠战机,猜猜看,他们还抢走了什么?” „......” “……” Bruce complexion changes, roughly found out the answer. 布鲁斯脸色一变,大致想出了答案。 Right, is such that you think, Bane took away counter- Deathstroke games armor. That unlucky egg named Deathstroke was finished, he will use oneself death, showed that Batman can always create the miracle.” “没错,就是你所想的那样,贝恩拿走了‘反丧钟甲’。那个叫丧钟的倒霉蛋完蛋了,他将用自己的死亡,证明蝙蝠侠总能创造奇迹。” Bruce complexion is very ugly, strong say/way: Even so, Bane is impossible to defeat Deathstroke, my very clear Deathstroke that bastard, he...... he......” 布鲁斯脸色无比难看,强硬道:“即便如此,贝恩也不可能战胜丧钟,我很清楚丧钟那混蛋,他……他……” His brain has the issue! 他脑子有问题! I do not believe Bane, but I believe you, counter- Deathstroke games armor will definitely not be defeated. I prepare to try one's luck, if can snatch, that was interesting.” “我也不相信贝恩,但我相信你,反丧钟甲肯定不会失败。我准备过去碰碰运气,要是能抢过来,那就有趣了。” Luo Su has not been recognized, is purely the coincidence, the coincidence in time. 罗素至今没被认出来,纯属巧合,时间上的巧合。 His front leg leaves Gotham to rush to Los Angeles, that night Bane gave Batman to come a massage bonesetting, next day in the execution grounds, Batman was robbed by Joker/clown, did not have the opportunity to contact the outside world the news current event. 他前脚离开哥谭赶往洛杉矶,当天晚上贝恩就给蝙蝠侠来了一次推拿正骨,隔天在刑场,蝙蝠侠被小丑抢走,一直没有机会接触到外界的新闻时事。 Also does not know own counter- Deathstroke games armor just left the plant, was eliminated by the time. 也就不知道自己的‘反丧钟甲’刚刚出厂,就被时代淘汰了。 But Gotham city...... 哥谭市…… Bane shut off the communication and network signal of city, the television station is also controlled by him, the general public, including knowing the Luo Su usury brothers, do not know that Los Angeles and big event of resort town, naturally has no way to recognize that face. 贝恩切断了全市的通讯和网络信号,电视台也被他控制,普通民众,包括认识罗素的高利贷兄弟,都不知道洛杉矶和海滨城的大事件,自然没法认出那张脸。 But the fellow who several have the special channel, for example Bane, he knows two big events actually, but he does not know Luo Su, from the start was not clear this black and white two sweeping the decks fellow is the Gotham person. 而几个有特殊渠道的家伙,例如贝恩,他倒是知道两个大事件,但他不认识罗素,压根就不清楚这个黑白两道通吃的家伙是个哥谭人。 Reason, wonderful! 缘,妙不可言! Therefore, since counter- Deathstroke games armor, was still considered that can defeat Deathstroke. 所以,反丧钟甲至今,仍被认为可以击败丧钟 No matter Joker/clown or Bane, they believe Batman, trusts outspokenly, Batman said anti- Deathstroke, that can definitely instead! 不管是小丑还是贝恩,他们都相信蝙蝠侠,毫无保留地信任,蝙蝠侠说反丧钟,那肯定能反! Ha “哈哈哈” Joker/clown beckons with the hand with a smile: Time, did not disturb you to rest early, I must kill a person and take his possessions to snatch the equipment, if you want to prevent me, stood on the line.” 小丑笑着摆摆手:“时间不早了,不打扰你休息,我要去杀人越货抢装备,如果你想阻止我,站起来就行。” The gate of critically ill guardianship room was closed, Bruce salt fish flips generally, several attempts cannot stand from now on. 重症监护室的门被关上,布鲁斯咸鱼一般翻了翻,几次尝试过后都未能站起来。 Let alone stands, he sits now difficultly! 别说站起来,他现在坐起来都难! Saying is a little embarrassed, Bruce spinal column is wounded the paralysis, lives cannot take care of oneself, Arkham specialized level nurse, several tall fellows, helped him wrap the large size diaper kindly. 说出来有点难堪,布鲁斯脊柱受创瘫痪,生活不能自理,阿卡姆的‘专业级’护工,几个五大三粗的家伙,亲切帮他包了块大号尿布。 Because of the EXP issue, the diaper craftsmanship that this group of people wrap is extremely bad, Bruce just acted slightly in a big way, the feeling thigh spot is a little moist. 因为经验的问题,这帮人包的尿布手艺极差,以至于布鲁斯刚刚动作稍微大了点,就感觉大腿部位有点湿润。 „......” “……” The master is eventually strong, believes that this minor matter will not become the black history, because no one knows, was discovered can also depend on Joker/clown. 老爷终究是坚强的,坚信这种小事不会成为黑历史,因为没人知道,被发现了也可以赖在小丑身上。 ...... …… Outside the Arkham mental asylum, the vertical advancement glider descends in woods, Joker/clown female Harley told incessantly in mental asylum earthshaking passing, and emphasized over and over an own elder sister's magnificent position. 阿卡姆疯人院外,垂直推进滑翔机降落一处树林之中,小丑哈莉滔滔不绝讲述起自己在疯人院叱咤风云的过往,并再三强调自己一姐的辉煌地位。 Summarizing is, then anything do not ask, followed her on the line. 总结起来就是,接下来什么都别问,跟着她走就行了。 Luo Su asked: Which Arkham detains the single room of dangerous patient, most dangerous patient, similar scarecrow and Riddler, Joker/clown these.” 罗素问道:“阿卡姆关押危险病人的单间在哪,最危险的病人,类似稻草人、谜语人,还有小丑这些。” Hears the Joker/clown name, Harley is discontented immediately: Said many, do not mention this name, I feared that I will lose recalled, information that you want forgetting.” 听到小丑的名字,哈莉顿时不满起来:“说了多少遍,不要提到这个名字,我怕我会失忆,把你想要的情报给忘了。” Luo Su rubbish, poked the stamp with the spear/gun on her forehead: What kind of, thought?” 罗素也不废话,拿枪在她脑门上戳了戳:“怎么样,想起来了吗?” Thought......” “想起来了……” Harley smiles embarrasedly, has seized the map from the dead shooter, indicates the place saying: This is to strengthen the treatment building, prison cell of solitary confinement here.” 哈莉讪讪一笑,从死射手里夺过地图,指明地点道:“这栋是强化治疗大楼,单独监禁的牢房都在这儿。” The strengthened treatment building is also commits suicide the goal of squad, Arkham has a storage room that takes care of all patient family belongings, situated in building underground, was guarded strictly. 强化治疗大楼亦是自杀小队的目标,阿卡姆有一间保管所有病人家当的储藏室,位于大楼地下,被严格看守。 Riddler is missing, dies to shoot beforehand had inquired penguin person, the latter expressed does not know the circumstances of the matter, commits suicide the squad only to be able the storage room to try one's luck, could not find the material, can find the clue of related Riddler whereabouts. 谜语人下落不明,死射之前询问过企鹅人,后者表示不知情,自杀小队只能去储藏室碰碰运气,找不到资料,也能找到有关谜语人行踪的线索。 I walked, you play.” “我走了,你们自己玩。” Luo Su nods, controls the glider to lift off rapidly, no while vanished under the dim light of night. 罗素点点头,驾驭滑翔机急速升空,没一会儿就消失在了夜色之下。 „......” “……” A suicide squad six people of face is speechless, because does not have the use value, they were abandoned. 自杀小队六人一脸无语,因为没有利用价值,他们被抛弃了。 Without the means that rubs the plan of thigh unable to implement, several people arrange to submerge the plan. Harley planned a safest line, by dying to shoot with Boomerang Chief George takes the lead, uses their long-distance attack capability opening. 没办法,蹭大腿的计划无法实行,几人重新布置潜入计划。哈莉规划了一条最安全的线路,由死射和回旋镖队长乔治带头,利用他们的远程攻击能力开路。 Starts to plan in several people, sneaks Arkham slowly time, Luo Su goes out from the woods, quietly with. 在几人开始计划,缓缓潜入阿卡姆的时候,罗素从树林里走出,悄无声息跟了上去。 The suicide squad misunderstood, in the Luo Su heart, they have the use value. 自杀小队误会了,在罗素心中,他们还是有利用价值的。 However, in the distant place of Luo Su back, was a form silently with. 然而,在罗素背影的远方,又是一个身影默默跟了上去。 Praying mantis catches cicada, canary after! 螳螂捕蝉,黄雀在后! The black cloak, the black hood and black war clothes, the chest front bat symbolized, very obviously, this is a Batman. 黑色披风、黑色头罩、黑色战衣,胸前蝙蝠标志,很显然,这是一只蝙蝠侠。 Looks at 90% similar, words that nearly looks, this bat is a little emaciated, cannot haunch the bat to fight the rack of clothes. 远看有90%相似,近看的话,这只蝙蝠有点瘦弱,撑不起蝙蝠战衣的架子。 Makings is also widely divergent, Yin whiz whiz, does not have the aggression of dark knight, and compelling standard of 360 degrees no dead angle. 气质方面也大相径庭,阴嗖嗖的,没有黑暗骑士的霸气,以及三百六十度无死角的逼格。 Wayne family's stewards- Alfred! 韦恩家族的管家—阿尔弗雷德! Was attacked by Bane in the Wayne manor, is unable after Bruce has the contact, Alfred then quietly goes into hiding in the Gotham city somewhere, collects the information to look for Bruce's whereabout. 在韦恩庄园被贝恩袭击,无法和布鲁斯取得联系之后,阿尔弗雷德便悄声隐匿在了哥谭市某处,搜集情报寻找布鲁斯的下落。 Knew that Joker/clown steals Batman on the execution grounds, then builds the impregnable supreme headquarters Arkham, he then started oneself rescue plan. 得知小丑在刑场上劫走蝙蝠侠,然后将阿卡姆打造成固若金汤的大本营,他便开始了自己的营救计划。 According to him provides the information in the Arkham neurosis informer, Joker/clown has the big movement tonight, and oneself will leave Arkham, he then realized that the opportunity came. 根据他在阿卡姆的精神病线人提供情报,小丑今晚有大动作,且本人将离开阿卡姆,他便意识到机会来了。 The opportunity leaves has the prepared person, Alfred confirmed that Joker/clown travels by the helicopter to leave, will act, discovered suicide squad one group and Luo Su. 机会留给有所准备的人,阿尔弗雷德确认小丑搭乘直升机离开,正要行动,又发现了自杀小队一行人和罗素 Tonight luck good......” “今晚运气不错……” Alfred plans to make the change to oneself rescue immediately, consecutively two groups of cannon fodders helped explore the way, rescue master's assurance to be bigger. 阿尔弗雷德立即对自己的营救计划作出变更,连续两拨炮灰帮忙探路,救出自家老爷的把握更大了。
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