„-” “啊啊啊--” Looks Joker/clown female Harley that is swaying back and forth everywhere, the Luo Su heart wonders, how one to mention Joker/clown, Harley with seeing killed the father personal enemy to be the same, did they break off noisily? 望着满地打滚的小丑女哈莉,罗素心头纳闷不已,怎么一提到小丑,哈莉就跟见到了杀父仇人一样,难道他们闹掰了？ , Will not reach an agreement to make each other small devil obviously, how to blow? 不会吧,明明说好要做彼此的小恶魔,怎么就吹了？ Is the character does not gather, size not to match, the family pressure and Joker/clown to stick the person...... 是性格不合、尺寸不配、家庭压力、小丑太粘人…… Harley discovered the Joker/clown real love is Batman, plays with her! 还是哈莉发现小丑的真爱是蝙蝠侠,和她只是玩玩罢了！ Luo Su is perplexed, but he believes that some people know, turns around to ask: „What does this woman send insanely?” 罗素不明所以,但他相信有人知道,转身问道:“这女人发得哪门子疯？” „This is she!” “这就是她！” „The Joker/clown female is a lunatic.” “小丑女一直是个疯子。” „Yes!” “是的！” „Does not have normally!” “就没正常过！” „......” “……” Attacking fiercely the teammate is the hidden skill of each team, perhaps when they oppose the enemy outputs weak, but once the muzzle aiming teammate, various ultra gods, the suicide squad will be no exception. 痛击队友是每个团队的隐藏技能,或许他们对敌时输出疲软,可一旦将枪口瞄准队友,就会各种超神,自杀小队也不例外。 „Joker/clown massacred her dog, then they broke off.” Dies to shoot to give the final word, clarified essential main point, is the Luo Su Q / A dispels doubt. “小丑杀掉了她的狗,然后他们就决裂了。”死射一锤定音,讲明了关键要点,为罗素答疑解惑。 „So that's how it is!” “原来如此！” Luo Su nods silently, the man and dog, the answer of this choice question is obvious. 罗素默默点头,男人和狗,这道选择题的答案显而易见。 „, My leg, my knee was broken.” “啊啊啊,我的腿,我的膝盖碎了。” Joker/clown female Harley still sways back and forth on the ground, Luo Su held her arm to raise it: „I remember before you, is the doctor in Arkham mental asylum, studies the mental patient specially, wants to come to be familiar with there environment.” 小丑女哈莉还在地上打滚,罗素抓住她的胳膊将其提了起来:“我记得你以前是阿卡姆疯人院的医生,专门研究精神病人,想来对那里的环境非常熟悉。” „, My leg!” “啊啊啊,我的腿！” „Happen to I lack a guide, you.” “正好我缺一个向导,就你了。” „, My knee!” “啊啊啊,我的膝盖！” „Since you did not oppose, then decided on like this.” “既然你不反对,那就这么定了。” The Luo Su decision takes responsibility, Harley draws out the heavy-caliber pistol fiercely, arrives in the eye socket of his surface armor, deducted the trigger without hesitation. 罗素拍板做主,哈莉猛地拔出大口径手枪,抵在他面甲的眼眶中,毫不犹豫扣下了扳机。 Bang! 嘭！ A gunshot, Luo Su raising head stands in same place, the people all are the atmosphere do not dare to breathe, winks the waiting result. 一声枪响,罗素仰着头站在原地,众人皆是大气不敢喘一下,一眨不眨等待结果。 „Waited for like this to be long, unexpectedly no one shouted that ‚got rid of attractively’, it seems like everyone was mature!” “等了这么久,居然没人喊‘干掉漂亮’,看来大家都非常成熟啊！” After ten seconds, Luo Su shook the head, digs out the bullet from the surface armor eye socket, throws conveniently one side, said disappointedly: „Amanda Waller elected mistakenly the person, this suicide squad did not have the determination of suicide, the failure!” 十秒钟过后,罗素晃了晃脑袋,从面甲眼眶里抠出子弹,随手扔到一旁,失望道:“阿曼达・沃勒选错了人,这届自杀小队没有自杀的决心,失败！” „......” X6 “……”x6 Dies to shoot the corner of the eye to twitch: „You, you and are the shark king same, have the body of invulnerability?” 死射眼角抽搐:“你,你和鲨鱼王一样,拥有刀枪不入的身体？” „, Was looked unexpectedly by you, the young fellow paper vision is good.” “哦,居然被你看出来了,小伙纸眼光不错。” If this could not have looked, I rather was dead. 这要是还看不出来,我不如死了算了。 Dying to shoot the whole person is not good: „So that's how it is, your superpower and armor irrelevant, stems from you...... wait/etc, why you must put on the armor, to move unnecessarily?” 死射整个人都不好了:“原来如此,你的超能力和身上的铠甲无关,源于你自身……等等,那你为什么要穿着铠甲,岂不是多此一举？” The Luo Su good intentions explained: „This does not move unnecessarily, this called the set...... the tactic, the armor was my indispensable part, has the extremely profound significance.” 罗素善意解释道:“这可不是多此一举,这叫套……战术,铠甲是我不可或缺的一部分,有着极为深刻的意义。” „What significance?” “什么意义？” Dies to shoot to blurt out, said, regretted, because the causes of death of many were ‚you know were too many’. 死射脱口而出,说完之后就后悔了,因为很多人的死亡原因都是‘你知道的太多了’。 „Naturally was confuses the fool to be swindled, they to beat me, did everything possible, the fee/spent completely removed my armor with difficulty. This thought successfully, finally I took off/escaped the armor, becoming quicker, was higher and is stronger, wasn't very interesting?” “当然是迷惑傻瓜上当,他们为了击败我,想方设法,费尽千辛万苦拆了我的护甲。本以为成功了,结果我脱了护甲,变得更快、更高、更强,不是很有趣吗？” Luo Su is complacent, points at several people saying: „Right, is you now this expression, just like stupid, was too funny!” 罗素洋洋得意,指着几人说道:“对对对,就是你们现在这种表情,跟沙雕一样,太逗了！” Dying to shoot a face to be aggrieved: „I, I......” 死射一脸憋屈:“我,我……” wqnmd! wqnmd！ Dies to shoot secretly the unstated criticism, the Gotham super hero, since Batman starts, is one by one cloudy, is one by one nervous, does not have the normal person. 死射暗自腹诽,哥谭的超级英雄,从蝙蝠侠开始,一个比一个阴,一个比一个神经质,就没有正常人。 „Idle talk were not many said that should the office proper business.” “废话不多说,该办正事了。” Luo Su has seized the pistol in Joker/clown female Harley, arrives on her chin: „Miss Quinn, I uses your poor life to make the commission, hires you to lead me to go to the Arkham mental asylum to walk, how under intent?” 罗素夺过小丑女哈莉手里的手枪,抵在她下巴上:“奎茵小姐,我用你的小命做佣金,雇佣你带我去阿卡姆疯人院走一趟,意下如何？” The Harley corner of the eye falls drop of cold sweat, said with a smile forced: „Does not have the issue, I raise both hands to approve, but my knee really broke to pieces, you must walk at the back of me.” 哈莉眼角滑落一滴冷汗,牵强笑道:“没有问题,我举双手赞成,但我的膝盖真的碎了,你得背着我走。” I thought that you are think the fart eats! 我看你是想屁吃！ A Luo Su palm of the hand claps on the Harley knee, in its pitiful yell sound, injects the Saint light restore injury: „Don't be a fool, your leg was not well.” 罗素一巴掌拍在哈莉膝盖上,在其惨叫声中,注入圣光修复伤势:“别傻了,你的腿不是好好的嘛。” The Harley pitiful yell sound stops suddenly, cannot believe to stand in the ground, jumped same place several: „Well, real! But how it broke to pieces obviously...... can like this, shouldn't?” 哈莉的惨叫声戛然而止,不可置信站在地上,原地跳了几下:“咦,真的耶！可它明明碎了……怎么会这样,不应该呀？” „Little sold to sprout/moe, hurried to guide.” “少卖萌了,赶紧带路。” Luo Su waves to diverge the water current, is pointing at reluctant Joker/clown female Harley with the spear/gun, just walked two steps, he has then turned around uncomfortable: „Do your several what meanings, why need to follow I?” 罗素挥手散去水流,拿枪指着不情不愿的小丑女哈莉,刚走两步,他便不爽转过身:“你们几个什么意思,为什么要跟着我？” „You misunderstood, in fact, our goals are also Arkham.” Dies to shoot to answer. “你误会了,事实上,我们的目标也是阿卡姆。”死射解释道。 „Arkham no one, all the lunatics of detaining had been released, go to there unable to find Riddler.” “阿卡姆已经没人了,所有关押的疯子都被释放,去那里找不到谜语人。” „I know, but there may some clues.” “我知道,但那里或许会有些线索。” „......” “……” The domestic cat of being lost hands over by Jason seeks, Jason handles matters, particularly looks for a person of this aspect, Luo Su felt relieved very much, but he goes to Arkham, to look for carelessly Batman of losing. 走失的家养猫交由杰森去寻找,杰森办事,尤其是找人这方面,罗素很放心,而他去阿卡姆,是为了寻找不慎遗失的蝙蝠侠。 The Gotham city had/left the like this big matter, the whole city repeated difficulties, Batman must know, the only explanation was in him the trap is grasped, or was surrounded is unable to withdraw. 哥谭市出了这么大的事情,满城风风雨雨,蝙蝠侠不可能不知道,唯一的解释是他中了陷阱被抓,或是被困住了无法脱身。 The most likely place is the Arkham mental asylum. 最有可能的地点就是阿卡姆疯人院。 This is not Luo Su speculates the gamble carelessly, the fact is so, if he designs ambush Batman, the choice place except for Arkham, does not make other considerations. 这不是罗素胡乱推测押注,事实就是如此,如果他设计埋伏蝙蝠侠,选择的地点除了阿卡姆,不做其他考虑。 The mental illness that because there detains too much, has the slightest sign of trouble slightly, Batman will immediately then send out, even if knows perfectly well is the trap, will not hesitate. 因为那里关押的神经病太多,稍有风吹草动,蝙蝠侠便会立即出动,哪怕明知是陷阱,也不会犹豫。 Looks that at present proposes the suicide squad that vaguely forms a team to apply , the Luo Su hesitation moment, said with a smile: „Since everyone goes the same way, that walks together, just I lack several cannon fodders, is not, I mean, lacks the companion who several have a common goal.” 看着眼前隐晦提出组队申请的自杀小队,罗素沉吟片刻,笑着说道:“既然大家同路,那就一起走吧,刚好我缺几个炮灰,不是,我的意思是,缺少几个志同道合的同伴。” „Your several are impressive, the companion who I must look for!” “你们几个气度不凡,正是我要找的同伴！” „Particularly your Deadshot, the center of the forehead becomes dark, fears the disaster of blood light, even the slightest misstep is the disappearing body dies. With words that you form a team, the unlucky matter will only arrive on you, such I was safe.” “尤其是你死亡射手,印堂发黑,恐有血光之灾,稍有不慎便是道消身死。和你组队的话,倒霉的事情只会降临在你身上,那样我就安全了。” „......” “……” Died to shoot has not said anything, he had roughly understood the Gotham city, distinguished with outside very in a big way, cannot with treating the standard of normal person regards here, particularly here super hero. 死射没有说什么,他大致已经了解了哥谭市,和外面区别很大,不能拿对待正常人的标准来看待这里,尤其是这里的超级英雄。 Joker/clown female Harley lifts the manhole cover, cheers: „Everyone, do not chat, I found the fast lane.” 小丑女哈莉掀开窨井盖,欢呼道:“各位,别聊了,我找到了快速通道。” „Does not want, the sewer is the exclusive channel of Batman, I must walk the space.” “不要,下水道是蝙蝠侠的专属通道,我要走天上。” The Luo Su rejection and green tortoise, mouse, bat were in the person of same belief the person, turned around to turn out the vertical advancement glider of damage in the lane, took out the hammer from the space ring. 罗素拒绝和绿王八、老鼠、蝙蝠等做同道中人,转身在巷子里翻出了受损的垂直推进滑翔机,从空间戒指里取出锤子。 Pingpong , the glider is changed beyond recognition, so, even the ammunition depot fills in incessantly. 一阵乒乒乓乓过后,滑翔机焕然一新,不止如此,连弹药库都重新填。 Do not ask material where comes, the avenue is an automobile, opens one to handle casually. 别问哪来的材料,满大街都是汽车,随便拆一辆就能搞定。 „......” X6 “……”x6 After entering Gotham, dies to shoot and the others the psychological bearing capacity large scale enhancements, only if Amanda Waller issued orders repeatedly dangerous character who the request gives way to traffic ‚Luo Su’ suddenly jumps, otherwise , there is nothing to make them surprisedly rude. 进入哥谭之后,死射等人的心理承受能力大幅度提高,除非阿曼达・沃勒三令五申要求避让的危险人物‘罗素’突然跳出来,否则的话,已经没什么能让他们惊讶失态了。 The vertical advancement glide lifts off, Luo Su throws down a string several to pay special attention, in this period Harley and Louise want to use taking advantage of his broad chest muscles, was resisted by fist persuasive words. 垂直推进滑翔升空,罗素丢下一根绳子让几人抓好,期间哈莉和路易斯都想借他宽阔的胸肌一用,被一拳一脚婉言相拒。 Cracks a joke, the super hero goes out on duty, is surrounded by beautiful women to make sense, he is not Batman. 开玩笑,超级英雄出勤的时候,左拥右抱像什么话,他又不是蝙蝠侠。 ...... …… Arkham mental asylum! 阿卡姆疯人院！ Was tightly guarded, just like the danger-restricted area of base fort, at this moment as before is a five post, a ten sentry post, the searchlight strafes the sky ground back and forth, the personnel appearance big change that but performs duties, changed into the prisoner in mental asylum from the guard. 原先戒备森严,宛若基地要塞的危险禁区,此刻依旧是五步一岗,十步一哨,探照灯来回扫射天空地面,但执勤的人员样貌大变,从守卫换成了疯人院的囚犯。 These spiritual not too normal criminals, exchange to guard with the clothing and weapon of prison guard, valiant spirited, goes on patrol carefully own taking care of region, even compares the original guard also to fulfill duty to fulfill responsibility. 这些精神不太正常的犯人,换上守卫和狱警的服装、武器,一个个雄赳赳气昂昂,仔细巡逻自己的监守区域,甚至比原先的守卫还要尽职尽责。 The reason is very simple, after trading a fierce appearance, some people tell them, they are not the criminals, but is the good person, this fellows accepted as true! 原因很简单,换了身虎皮之后,有人告诉他们,他们不是犯人而是好人,这帮家伙就信以为真了！ As can be appreciated, after all the mental patient thought is broad, nothing is impossible. 可以理解,毕竟精神病人思维广,没什么是不可能的。 Perhaps the inside also several play many fellows, think oneself are an undercover, how is preparing to rescue the hostage, closes again the neurosis. 没准里面还有几个戏多的家伙,认为自己是卧底,正在筹划着如何解救人质,重新把精神病都关回去。 In the chief, Joker/clown of purple coattails puts on the white gloves, snort/hum bell is making a sound dingdong the music. 院长室内,一身紫色燕尾服的小丑戴上白手套,哼着铃儿响叮当的音乐。 He looks in a mirror, handles the bow tie, was satisfied with the honest frank smile, twists open the office gate to walk. 他照照镜子,打理好领结,对自己坦诚爽朗的笑容非常满意,扭开办公室门走了出去。 After three seconds, Joker/clown is backing up return, takes up on the desk writes ‚joker’ chief tag wears good, when this goes out again, leaves also guarded a door to take. 三秒钟之后,小丑倒退着返回,拿起办公桌上写着‘joker’的院长胸牌戴好,这才再次走出,离开时还把门带上了。 „Golden cudgel, the golden cudgel, gold/metal Guwo feeds......” “金箍棒,金箍棒,金箍窝啧喂……” The singing sound spreads following the corridor window, singing sound that the mental illness guards hear Dean j, in abundance the feeling is peaceful and better one day, but in the singing sound of Dean j has several points to lose, possibly was last Christmas had not received the gift. 歌声顺着走廊窗户传出,神经病守卫们听到j院长的歌声,纷纷感慨又是和平美好的一天,但j院长的歌声里带着几分失落,可能是去年圣诞节没有收到礼物。 Everyone discussed that decides to collect money to make up Dean j tomorrow the Christmas present, forces in the cake a bomb, is placed on the office table delayed a pleasant surprise to him. 大家商量了一下,决定明天凑钱补上j院长圣诞礼物,将一枚炸弹塞进蛋糕,摆在办公室桌上给他一个迟来的惊喜。 Dean j will be very certainly happy! j院长一定会很高兴！ ...... …… The monitoring hospital ward, Joker/clown looks that in wears the sickness clothing/taking guarded with the medical personnel, secret nod, several days later this group of patients on this/should recovery. 监控病房,小丑看着里面一个个身着病服的原守卫和医护人员,暗暗点头,再过几天这帮病人就该康复了。 At this time, he came to the end the critically ill guardianship room, took up the medical history sheet on wall, after rapid reader has swept, the brow wrinkled immediately tightly. 这时,他走到走到尽头的重症监护室,拿起墙上的病历表,一目十行扫过之后,眉头顿时紧皱了起来。 Joker/clown opens the hospital ward front door, inside is beard stretches out, both eyes flood the man of blood threads. 小丑推开病房大门,里面是一名胡子拉碴,双目充斥血丝的男子。 Bruce Wayne! 布鲁斯・韦恩！ Master's situation is not very good, the body binds the white to restrict the clothing/taking, the black rawhide bandage draws his both hands to the back, the whole person lies on the bed motionless. 老爷的情况不是很好,身上裹着白色拘束服,黑色皮条绷带将他的双手拉至背后,整个人躺在床上一动不动。 „Batman, you must be mentally prepared, according to these days treatment condition came to see......” “蝙蝠侠,你要做好心理准备,根据这几天的治疗状况来看……” Joker/clown narrowed the eye, takes out gold-rimmed eyeglasses wears good from the coat pocket, this looks that the medical history sheet said: „Very oh no, you were possibly incurable.” 小丑眯了眯眼睛,从上衣口袋取出金丝眼镜戴好,这才看着病历表说道:“很糟糕,你可能没救了。” „......” “……” Bruce did not say a word, after Joker/clown passed through the gate, closed the eye to start to take a nap directly. 布鲁斯一言不发,在小丑进门之后,直接闭上眼睛开始假寐。 „This, do not believe that Arkham specialized strength, we are very well known in the industry, even your critically ill patient, we will not give up.” “别这样,要相信阿卡姆的专业实力,在业界我们很有名望,即便是你这种重症患者,我们也不会放弃。” The Joker/clown good words persuaded: „Therefore, you must spunk up, cannot be negative. The optimistic mentality of only then being positive and progressive, defeats itself, can defeat the illness, can make you truly powerful.” 小丑好言相劝:“所以,你要打起精神,千万不能消极。要知道,只有积极向上的乐观心态,才战胜自己,才能战胜病魔,才能让你真正强大起来。” „......” “……” Bruce is disinclined to speak, when he is breaking wind. 布鲁斯懒得说话,就当他在放屁。 „Regarding the patient of this refusing coordination, our Arkham has one set of complete countermeasure, but looked, in your was broken in the share of back, my non- electricity you.” “对于你这种拒不配合的病人,我们阿卡姆有一套完整的应对策略,不过看在你被人打断脊梁的份上,我就不电你了。” Joker/clown sigh one breath: „On the other hand, I a little cannot believe by the present, invincible Batman will defeat by Bane that trash unexpectedly, although his a little cleverness in trivial matters, but may miss compared with you far.” 小丑叹息一口气:“话说回来,到现在我都有点不敢相信,无敌的蝙蝠侠居然会被贝恩那个垃圾打败,虽然他有点小聪明,但比你可差远了。” „Because of that woman? The young prostitute who is not concerned about face pounds, unexpectedly the stopper the anesthetic, harmed your move carelessly, otherwise you not because will swell, by Bane......” “是因为那个女人吗？不要脸的小婊砸,居然塞了麻药,害得你不慎中招,不然你也不会因为太肿,才被贝恩……” „Sufficed, what do you actually want to say?” “够了,你到底想说些什么？” Closes eyes the Batman facial skin that did not speak to twitch slightly, was knocked down this matter by badger game, was his lifetime sunspot, does not want to listen to the person to raise, particularly said from the Joker/clown mouth. 闭目不语的蝙蝠侠脸皮微微抽搐,被美人计撂倒这件事,是他一生的黑点,不想听人提起,尤其是从小丑嘴里说出来。 „I do not want to do, thought that you are too serious, wants to make you smile.” “我不想干什么,就是觉得你太严肃,想让你笑一笑。” „Only if you died, otherwise I cannot smile!” “除非你死了,不然我笑不出来！” Joker/clown hears word stares, after the moment, smiled brightly: „Originally makes you smile like this to be easy, said early was not good, looked at tired my......” 小丑闻言一愣,片刻后灿烂笑了起来:“原来让你笑这么容易,早说不行就了,看把我累的……”