„Did we really know?” “我们真的认识？” In the flight vehicle engine room, Logan by Deadpool next, is only thought the whole body pore reduces, restless, wants to be far away from the opposite party. 飞行器机舱内,罗根被死侍紧挨着,只觉全身毛孔紧缩,坐立不安,想要远离对方。 The inexplicable idea does not have the reason, Logan is not clear, two people first meeting, in other world is the friendship of life, why does he from the heart repel Deadpool? 莫名的想法毫无缘由,罗根也不明白,两人初次见面,在其他世界又是过命的交情,为何他发自内心地排斥死侍？ Logan brought the zither | Jean and Magneto whereabouts, large quantities of offensive mutant building up, prepares to attack Alcatraz Island. 罗根带来了琴和万磁王的行踪,一大批极具攻击性的变种人集结,准备攻打恶魔岛。 With 【X fights the police】 The third plot is the same, the U.S.A government found one to cause the variant factor invalid mutant youngster, manufactures named ‚the mutant antidote’ the blood serum , to promote in the entire world, appealed to the general mutant positive injections. 和【x战警】第三部的剧情一样,美帝政府找到了一名可以使变种因子无效化的变种人少年,制作出名为‘变种人解药’的血清,在全世界进行推广,呼吁广大变种人积极注射。 mutant does not have the future, is free while the present, hurries to re-enter the human camp! 变种人是没有前途的,趁现在免费,赶紧重回人类阵营吧！ Heard free, many mutant could not sit still, went to the recent selling center, the student of Xavier talent youngster school, played truant the selling stand to start. 一听到免费,不少变种人坐不住了,纷纷前往最近的发售中心,就连泽维尔天才少年学院的学生,也纷纷翘课去发售站入手了一针。 Without the student , there would be no source of income, Professor X just to walk, the school must go out of business, acting principal Storm Ororo, worried one night annoyingly white the head. 没有学生,就没有收入来源,x教授刚走,学院就要倒闭,代理校长暴风女奥萝洛懊恼不已,愁得一夜之间白了头。 The hostile organization of mutant school, Magneto Fraternity is not peaceful, lots of members draw back the meeting, causing the fund to be difficult of access. Magneto looked next month membership dues cut around the middle, Fraternity faced with the bankrupt crisis, quickly calls the efficient subordinate, counter-attacks human. 变种人学院的敌对组织,万磁王的兄弟会也不太平,大量会员退会,导致资金周转不灵。万磁王一看下个月的会费拦腰砍,兄弟会面临破产危机,急忙召集得力手下,对人类进行反击。 Magneto found the zither | Jean, misleads her to become the new leader, leading all mutant to revolt, levels off the U.S.A government produces ‚the mutant antidote’ blood serum base Alcatraz Island. 万磁王找到了琴,蛊惑她成为新首领,带领所有变种人起义,夷平美帝政府生产‘变种人解药’的血清基地恶魔岛。 Holds that to cause the variant factor invalid child while convenient, burnt offering sacrifice to heaven! 顺便抓住那名可以使变种因子无效化的小孩,烧了祭天！ x fights the police set, because Cyclops died in battle, Professor X dead in battle, the zither | Jean blackening to become boss, the staff shortage only successfully called six members. x战警集合,因为镭射眼阵亡、x教授阵亡、琴黑化成为boss,人手短缺只成功召集了六名成员。 Three EXP rich senior team member Logan, Ororo, Hank, three new promote rookies Iceman Drake, Colossus Piotr and Shadowcat Kitty. 三名经验丰富的老队员罗根、奥萝洛、汉克,三名新晋菜鸟冰人德雷克、钢力士皮奥特、幻影猫凯蒂。 In addition the Luo Su and Luo Su liangs famous foreign aid, eight people ride the flight vehicle to go to Alcatraz Island, had just one. 加上罗素名外援,八人乘坐飞行器前往恶魔岛,也就有了刚刚的一幕。 „Logan, why like this asked, the picture hasn't looked to you?” Deadpool sits on Logan leg, the latter face was black, looked the double fist that he shivers knows, he is enduring patiently vigorously. “罗根,为什么这么问,照片不都给你看过了吗？”死侍一屁股坐在罗根腿上,后者脸都黑了,看他颤抖的双拳就知道,他在极力忍耐。 It can be imagined, how long could not want, Deadpool will enrage Logan successfully, making on own forehead many three holes. 可想而知,要不了多久,死侍就会成功激怒罗根,让自己脑门上多出三个窟窿。 „I feel somewhat inconceivable, future I will have a daughter, moreover inherited my ability.” Logan dry say/way, nonchalant, threw Deadpool furiously. “我只是觉得有些不可思议,未来的我会有一个女儿,而且也继承了我的能力。”罗根干巴巴道,不经意之间,奋力将死侍扔了出去。 Thinks of the daughter, Logan starts the self-closing, his daughter's mother actually does not call zither | Jean Grey. 想到女儿,罗根开始自闭,他女儿的母亲竟然不叫琴・葛蕾。 Too bad, Cyclops died obviously. 太糟糕了,明明镭射眼都死了。 „Hey, that side stupid, sits on own seat quickly.” The Ororo driving flight vehicle, turning the head is one roars, her recent pressure is super, if not be Luo Su repeatedly claim Professor X will return, she has collapsed. “嘿,那边的沙雕,赶快坐回自己的座位上。”奥萝洛驾驶飞行器,转头便是一声咆哮,她最近压力超级大,如果不是罗素再三声明x教授会不日返回,她已经崩了。 „Menopause is really fearful!” “更年期真可怕！” Deadpool whispered, that the entire engine room can hear, under death staring of Ororo, reluctant and Logan waved goodbye, sits own seat. 死侍嘀咕一声,整个机舱都能听到的那种,在奥萝洛的死亡凝视下,不情不愿和罗根挥手告别,坐回了自己的座椅。 „Wade, weeds out the wool unable to catch one to weed out, changed the world, let off Logan!” Luo Su makes noise saying that urging Deadpool to rub the current capacity unable to be flagrant. “韦德,薅羊毛不能逮着一只薅,都换世界了,放过罗根吧！”罗素出声说道,劝死侍蹭流量不能明目张胆。 „Logan has the self-recovery factor, the wool can weed out for a lifetime, whom doesn't weed out him to weed out?” Deadpool came the spirit, so long as some person and he spoke, he was not sleepy. “罗根有自愈因子,羊毛可以薅一辈子,不薅他薅谁？”死侍来了精神,只要有人和他说话,他就不困。 „Colossus!” Luo Su said naturally. “钢力士啊！”罗素理所当然道。 „Why is he, is seemingly silly, without meaning.” A Deadpool face shuts out. “为什么是他,看起来傻傻的,没意思。”死侍一脸嫌弃。 You feared that is false Deadpool! 你怕是个假死侍！ „Wade, in your independent film, Colossus is your good partner.” Luo Su said curiously: „If not because Colossus is a super straight male, you can roll the bed sheet.” “韦德,在你的独立电影里,钢力士一直是你的好拍档。”罗素好奇道:“如果不是因为钢力士是个超级直男,你俩都能滚床单了。” „Bah, he has a dream! The funds are insufficient, I disagreement/not with Colossus partner!” “呸,他做梦！要不是经费不够,我才不和钢力士搭档呢！” Deadpool toward peripheral looked at the eye stealthily, gathers side Luo Su to say low voice: „I told you secretly, do not say, in the movie was false, has not loved for one another, joins in the fun. It is not I likes Colossus, but is the director likes, because he is cheap. Remembers that must keep secret surely, said that I will fall the powder.” 死侍鬼鬼祟祟朝周边看了眼,凑到罗素身边小声说道:“我偷偷告诉你,你可别说出去,电影里都是假的,没有相亲相爱,逢场作戏罢了。不是我喜欢钢力士,而是导演喜欢,因为他便宜。记得啊,千万要保密,说出去我会掉粉的。” This may be too real! 这可太真实了！ When Luo Su is incapable of complaining, Deadpool opened the mouth. 就在罗素无力吐槽的时候,死侍又开口了。 „Waiter, 【Deadpool】 The big movie first two blood gain, the ershishijifukesi film company will definitely supplement the funds, at the appointed time I invited you to participate in third, kicked these mixed fish, we built the screen strongest super hero to combine jointly.” “伙计,【死侍】大电影前两部血赚,二十世纪福克斯电影公司肯定会追加经费,到时我邀请你参加第三部,踢掉那些杂鱼,我们联手打造荧幕最强超级英雄组合。” Speaking of this, Deadpool is jubilant: „Does not request high, global box office 28 hundred million USD, turn dry/does 【Avengers 4】 Reaching shadow history first, how do you feel?” 说到这,死侍兴高采烈:“要求不高,全球票房28亿美刀,干翻【复联四】登顶影史第一,你觉得怎么样？” I thought that you are thinking the fart eats! 我觉得你在想屁吃！ Luo Su is showing the whites of the eyes, Deadpool continues saying: „Because is principal ‚Deadpool’ the big manufacture, your ability will be weakened when the time comes, for example behind you small wing, makes the special effect on consume money, can only make a item to carry, you do not mind......” 罗素这边翻着白眼,死侍继续说道:“因为是主打‘死侍’的大制作,到时候你的能力会被削弱,比如你背后的小翅膀,做特效太耗钱,只能做个道具背着,你不介意……” Bang! 嘭！ A gunshot, Deadpool closed the mouth, in the engine room the people spirit inspires, covers the dark clouds dissipation in top of the head, started to be cheerful and lively. 一声枪响,死侍闭上了嘴巴,机舱内众人精神一振,笼罩在头顶的阴云消散,开始有说有笑了起来。 ...... …… Alcatraz Island! 恶魔岛！ The U.S.A government clearly realized, ‚mutant antidote’ the research and development success, will cause a mutant side fierce resistance, therefore completed the pointed deployment ahead of time, the land , sea and air ban the line completely, making this island secluded from the world. 美帝政府清楚地意识到,‘变种人解药’的研发成功,会引起变种人一方激烈反抗,所以提前做好了针对性部署,海陆空全部禁行,让这座小岛与世隔绝。 The idea is very good, but the pointedness is insufficient, the land , sea and air ban the line to deal with the average person to be very effective, wants to make mutant admit defeat may be difficult. 想法很好,但针对性不足,海陆空禁行对付普通人很奏效,想让变种人吃瘪可就难了。 This deployment, directly causes the disaster piece patron Golden Gate Bridge, once again dropped down. 这番部署,直接导致灾难片的常客金门大桥,又一次倒下了。 Hapless fellow, after nuclear bomb, meteorite, alien, earthquake, tsunami, Godzilla wait/etc disasters, this time destroys in ten thousand Tiewang the hand. 倒霉的家伙,历经核弹、陨石、外星人、地震、海啸、哥斯拉等等灾难之后,这次毁于万铁王之手。 Raises while convenient, in 【X fights the police】 In the series movie, ten thousand Tiewang has destroyed Golden Gate Bridge more than once. What known is ten thousand Tiewang the ability goes against heaven's will, does not know that got the label of jerry-built project this bridge directly. 顺便一提,在【x战警】系列电影里,万铁王不止一次摧毁过金门大桥。知道的是万铁王能力逆天,不知道的,直接把这座大桥打上了豆腐渣工程的标签。 The mutant irregular troops strength that Magneto leads is irregular, the upfront resistance human army odds of success is uncertain, but several powerful mutant assume personal command, was shocking but not dangerous to complete landing. 万磁王率领的变种人杂牌军实力参差不齐,正面对抗人类军队胜算渺茫,但有几名实力强大的变种人坐镇,有惊无险完成了登陆。 A nickname ‚seismic wave female’ the masculine mutant use ability, the release Shockwave impact, destroys the specially-made plastic firearms of human army, changes the declining tendency at one stoke, laid this war victory foundation. 一名外号‘震波女’的男性变种人使用能力,释放震荡波冲击,摧毁人类军队的特制塑料枪械,一举扭转颓势,奠定了此战胜利基础。 Commander U.S.A contacts with the higher authority, was informed the reinforcements also to take a half hour to arrive most quickly, he smells there is something wrong, asks the staff officer to discuss, after three seconds of strategic analyses, decided this throwing. 美帝指挥官联系上级,被告知援军最快还要半小时才能抵达,他见势不妙,找来参谋商量,经过三秒钟的战略分析之后,决定这把投了。 You can't win them all, is not ignominious in the U.S.A surrender, afterward can also mix the heroic medal. 胜败乃兵家常事,在美帝投降并不可耻,事后还能混个英雄勋章。 On the contrary, if the commander acted willfully, pledges to fight to the death is not willing to surrender, causing the soldiers dead in battle completely, first did not say that the court martial how, the president will definitely not let off him. 相反,如果指挥官一意孤行,誓死不肯投降,导致士兵们全部战死,先不说军事法庭如何,总统肯定不会放过他。 Because death is not a person, but is the pension, the popularity of president! 因为死的不是人,而是抚恤金,还有总统的支持率！ When the commander prepares to open the mouth, eight forms drop from the clouds, x fought the police to arrive, the time press, their presence ways were the ricochet machines. 就在指挥官准备开口的时候,八个身影从天而降,x战警们到了,时间紧迫,他们的出场方式是跳飞机。 Colossus, Logan, Hank, the people of Luo Su these physical quality explosive tables, after falling to the ground, each human foot next pit ; The Ororo control lightning storm falls, special effect full, terrifying in this way ; Shadowcat leads the Iceman to penetrate the ground, then floats off slowly ; As for Deadpool...... 钢力士、罗根、汉克、罗素这些身体素质爆表的人,落地后每人脚下一个坑;奥萝洛驾驭闪电风暴落下,特效点满,恐怖如斯;幻影猫带着冰人穿入地面,而后缓缓浮起;至于死侍…… „!!” “啊啊啊！！” ! 啪！ „, My leg, I could not feel my both legs” “啊啊啊,我的腿,我感觉不到我的双腿了” One line of eight people drop from the clouds, seven platoons become one row, last grasps two legs to sway back and forth everywhere, just arrived to shake everyone. 一行八人从天而降,七个排成一列,最后一个抱住两条腿满地打滚,刚登场就把所有人震住了。 The battlefield offensive for it, the commander receives the higher authority to inform, knew that is the allied force x fights the police to help, scolded mmp indignantly, the soldiers who organize the despondency launch the defensive war. 战场攻势为之一顿,指挥官接到上级通知,得知是友军x战警来援,愤愤骂了句mmp,组织士气低落的战士们展开防御战。 The commander handed over a look to the staff officer, the latter understands. 指挥官给参谋递了个眼神,后者心领神会。 The reinforcements just arrived, the surrender is immediately inappropriate, first waits three minutes, the reinforcements knelt threw again not lately. 援军刚刚抵达,立马投降不合适,先等个三分钟,援军跪了再投不迟。 In any case reinforcements also eight, no, on seven people, opposite mutant quantity surpasses three figures, the heroic medal cannot escape. 反正援军也就八,不,也就七个人,对面的变种人数量超过三位数,英雄勋章跑不了。 The commander is delicious, has the medal in the hand, person who he became had the story. In the future retired from the armed services, looks for the ringer comp book autobiography, but can also make an extra income to care for the aged. 指挥官心里美滋滋,有勋章在手,他就成了有故事的人。将来退伍了,找枪手写本自传,还能捞一笔外快养老。 „Does x fight the police?” “x战警？” Magneto stands in bridgehead, shakes the head to smile seven people not to consider resources bite off more than can chew: „Charles, which x did not fight the police, one group of boorish fellows.” 万磁王站在桥头,摇头笑七人自不量力:“查尔斯不在了,哪还有x战警,一群莽夫罢了。” Logan, Ororo and others were the Magneto acquaintance, Luo Su and Deadpool is the fresh face, Magneto sweeps two not to care at will, the arrival posture proved all, these two were serve as a stopgap. 罗根、奥萝洛等是万磁王的熟人,罗素和死侍属于新面孔,万磁王随意扫了两眼没怎么在意,登场姿势证明了一切,这两人是来充数的。 The war is ready to be set off, Ororo rides the wind to fly the midair, brandishes the lightning and storm prevents the mutant irregular troops, remaining x fights the police to give full play to one's strengths, breaks in the crowd to slaughter furiously. 大战一触即发,奥萝洛乘风飞上半空,挥舞闪电和暴风阻挡变种人杂牌军,剩下的x战警则尽其所长,冲入人群奋力厮杀。 The Deadpool both legs restore, draws out the enemy who the double blade and comes to hit in the same place, Luo Su follows to buy the soy sauce in him behind. 死侍双腿修复完毕,拔出双刀和迎面而来的敌人打在一起,罗素则跟在他身后打酱油。 Perhaps is x war police several people on the television, the face knows very well for the populace frequently, the irregular troops know that their several are not affable. Also or was arrival of Deadpool was too short, in line with the persimmon selected softly pinches this principle, Deadpool quickly encircles massive mutant, the quantity the half of occupying irregular troops. 或许是x战警几人经常上电视,面孔为大众所熟知,杂牌军们知道他们几个不好惹。又或者是死侍的登场太矬了,本着柿子挑软的捏这一原则,死侍身边很快就围过来大量变种人,数量占据了杂牌军人数的一半。 These mutant strengths are ordinary, one-on-one duel will be turned into stupid by Deadpool, but the ability is applicable to fighting, in addition overwhelms with numerical strength, Deadpool was hit quickly retreats in defeat again and again, having one crowd of person full houses to run all over the place. 这些变种人实力一般,单挑会被死侍变成沙雕,但能力都非常适用于战斗,加上人多势众,死侍很快就被打得节节败退,带着一群人满场乱跑。 „Mysterious fellow, can the style belt/bring drift off, making person follow each time together stupid.” “神奇的家伙,每次都能把画风带跑偏,让身边的人跟着一起沙雕化。” The soy sauce has not been hitting, Luo Su is not disappointed, knits the brows to look to Duanqiao zither | Jean, thought aloud: „Without triggering draws, wait a while, leaves now......” 酱油没打着,罗素也不失望,皱眉看向断桥头上的琴,自言自语起来:“没有触发抽奖,是等一会儿,还是现在就离开……” „Hey, human, what you come in the battlefield to make, brings death?” “喂,人类,你来战场上做什么,送死吗？” Two forms appear in front of Luo Su, sex unclear seismic wave female and nickname unclear black skin female mutant. What speech is black skin female mutant, she has the mutant radar to move two abilities high-speed, because the ability receives Magneto to think highly of practical very much. 两个身影出现在罗素面前,性别不明的震波女、外号不明的黑肤女变种人。说话的是黑肤女变种人,她拥有变种人雷达高速移动两项能力,因为能力实用很受万磁王器重。 Detected that vacant in Luo Su eye, or disdains, black skin female mutant combative say/way: „If really brings death, I did not mind that helps you.” 察觉到罗素眼中的茫然,或者说是不屑,黑肤女变种人杀气腾腾道:“真要是送死,我不介意成全你。” Then, her figure flashes runs fast, suddenly before arrives at the Luo Su body, the lifted up high right fist wields fiercely. 说罢,她身形一闪快速奔跑,眨眼之间来到罗素身前,高举的右拳猛地挥下。 ! 啪！ The black skin female mutant both feet takeoffs, was seizing by the throat to raise by Luo Su in the midair. 黑肤女变种人双脚离地,被罗素掐着脖子提在半空。 „That...... was distracted embarrassed, what did you just say?” “那个……不好意思走神了,你刚刚说什么？” The high-speed movement is a good ability, but her ability flaw is too big, the nerve responded that is unable to catch up with the step of high-speed movement, can only the short distance accelerate, is the poor person version of quick silver. 高速移动是个不错的能力,但她的能力缺陷太大,神经反应无法跟上高速移动的步伐,只能短距离加速,是快银的穷人版。 The seismic wave female complexion big change, sees the companion by the Luo Su easy captive, hurried both hands make a fist, alerts vigilantly. 震波女脸色大变,见同伴被罗素轻而易举俘虏,急忙双手握拳,警惕戒备起来。 A Luo Su five fingers loosen, puts down black skin female mutant, in latter's fierce cough sound, said benignly: „I do not hit the woman, you walk, do not let me go bad the custom.” 罗素五指一松,放下黑肤女变种人,在后者的剧烈咳嗽声中,和颜悦色道:“我不打女人,你们走吧,别让我坏了规矩。”