Luo Su pushes the door to walk into, a new world darkness, this blackness is special, is different from the night black. Asked hundred degrees celsius to search for- 罗素推门走入,新世界一片漆黑,这种漆黑非常特别,不同于夜晚的黑色。请百度搜- A deep depression, long jab soul, hot and bothered, like placing oneself in narrow coffin...... 给人一种深沉的压抑感,直击灵魂,让人焦虑不安,如同置身狭窄的棺材之中…… Squeak! 吱啦！ Deadpool shoved open the cabinet door, flexure scratches the head, the doubts said: „Really felt strange, these pass through the place after world times, wants multi- stupid to have multi- stupid. The previous time is a public toilet, this time is the big closet, obviously before was not this.” 死侍推开柜门,挠了挠头,疑惑道:“真是奇了怪了,这几次穿越世界后的地点,要多沙雕就有多沙雕。上次是公厕,这次是大衣柜,明明以前不是这样的。” „......” “……” Luo Su tramples Deadpool, walked from the wardrobe, looks all around to discover that this style elegant bedroom, has the artistic air, the luxurious degree of repair, the homeowner is not short of money. 罗素一脚踹开死侍,从衣橱里走了出来,四下环顾发现这一间风格典雅的卧室,极具文艺气息,就装修的豪华程度来看,屋主不差钱。 Deadpool opens the window curtains, lifts the hand to place at present, the standing on tiptoes foot looks, said excitedly: „Luo Su, I recognize here, is the mutant school, will not be wrong.” 死侍拉开窗帘,抬手放在眼前,踮脚望了望,兴奋道:“罗素,我认得这里,是变种人学院,不会错的。” „Yes, I also looked, moreover I also saw this am the Professor X bedroom.” “是啊,我也看出来了,而且我还看出这间是x教授的卧室。” Deadpool hears word has doubts to turn the head: „Waiter, this can also look, you do relate with that old bald what?” 死侍闻言疑惑转过头:“伙计,这也能看出来,你和那老光头到底什么关系？” „Wants is not the blind person, can look.” Luo Su turned under the supercilious look, raised the hand referred to the Deadpool back wall, above hung a half-length oil painting resembles, suit straight Professor X was with smile on the face. “只要不是瞎子,都能看出来。”罗素翻了下白眼,抬手指向死侍背后的墙壁,上面挂了一副半身油画像,西装笔挺的x教授面带微笑。 Deadpool stares at the portrait to blink, the facial skin is extremely thick said obstinate argumentative: „Artist craftsmanship is not good, this bald has not polished has not waxed, dusky lacking core concept, who recognizes him is who!” 死侍盯着画像眨眨眼,脸皮极厚嘴硬道:“画师手艺不行,这光头既没抛光也没有打蜡,灰蒙蒙的缺少核心概念,谁认得出他是谁啊！” 50 steps smile hundred steps, did your bald polishing wax? 五十步笑百步,你的光头抛光打蜡了？ Luo Su was disinclined saying that spoke frankly: „Wade, which world here is, 【X fights the police】 Third, is 【X fights the police: Black phoenix】?” 罗素懒得多说,直言道:“韦德,这里是哪个世界,【x战警】第三部,还是【x战警:黑凤凰】？” „【X fights the police】 Third, I thought that the character of old version attractively, most update too embarrassed.” “【x战警】第三部,我觉得老版的人物长得好看,最新版太尬了。” Deadpool complained: „Luo Su, sees the young edition each time Professor X, is Charles, what do you know the first impression in my brain jumping are?” 死侍抱怨道:“罗素,每次看到年轻版本的x教授,也就是查尔斯,你知道我脑子里跳出来的第一印象是什么吗？” „He was led the green hat by Star-Lord!” “他被星爵带了绿帽子！” „Right, is this, worthily is my good brothers, even the idea is exactly the same.” Deadpool is very excited, commending Luo Su is his best partner, because two people are tacit. “对对对,就是这个,不愧是我的好兄弟,连想法都一模一样。”死侍很兴奋,称赞罗素是他的最佳拍档,因为两人默契十足。 Luo Su is very sad, if we had known did not reply that this issue, now was good, is tacit with stupid. 罗素很忧伤,早知道不回答这个问题了,现在好了,和一个沙雕默契十足。 Does not think that is responding Deadpool, he pushes the door to go out of the bedroom, outside is the principal office. 不想在搭理死侍,他推门走出卧室,外面是校长办公室。 In the room the nobody left, the sofa front is placing a wheelchair of pure metal, x font back chair, is the Professor X private car alone, in the entire play only has him to have this treatment. 房间内空无一人,沙发前方摆放着一张全金属的轮椅,x字型背部靠椅,独属于x教授的座驾,整部剧中唯有他才有这个待遇。 Luo Su looks that the metal wheelchair gawked the god, after the moment, quickly asked: „Wade, the present is 【X fights the police】 Third what time, did the professor hang?” 罗素看着金属轮椅愣了愣神,片刻后急忙问道:“韦德,现在是【x战警】第三部的什么时间段,教授是不是挂了？” Deadpool walks, rides the exclusive private car, moved the rocking bar to slide curved in the room: „It is not clear, I can only pass through, is unable to locate the specific time and position. Oh, this chair is really comfortable, I think that I fell in love with it!” 死侍走过来,一屁股坐上专属座驾,拨动摇杆在房间里溜起了弯儿:“不清楚,我只能穿越,无法确定具体的时间和位置。哇哦,这椅子真舒服,我想我爱上它了！” Deadpool has not given the definite answer, but Luo Su has 80% assurances, Professor X died, dies is unable to control Phoenix Force the hand of zither | Jean. 死侍没有给出确切的答案,但罗素已有了八成把握,x教授死了,死于无法控制凤凰之力的琴之手。 „Dies well!” “死得好啊！” Luo Su happily makes noise, Professor X dies well, rather Deadpool this time dresses well. The urgent matter was found the violent to walk the zither | Jean, the attempt triggers draws, the words that has not selected, the next world walked immediately. 罗素欣慰出声,与其说x教授死得好,倒不如说死侍这次穿得好。当务之急是找到暴走中的琴,尝试触发抽奖,没抽中的话,下一个世界立即走起。 Bang!! 嘭！！ The front door of room was shoved open layer on layer/heavily, wild animal Hank of blue skin, walked with Storm Ororo shoulder to shoulder. 房间的大门被重重推开,蓝色皮肤的野兽汉克,和暴风女奥萝洛并肩走了进来。 „Who you are, why will appear in the school?” “你们是什么人,为什么会出现在学校里？” Hank is harsh, Professor X just walked shortly, some people submerged the mutant school secretly, is the Professor X office. He can communicate with the language, rather than comes up to brandish the fist, is the temperament excellent performance. 汉克语气强硬,x教授刚走没多久,就有人偷偷潜入了变种人学校,还是x教授的办公室。他能用语言来进行沟通,而不是上来就抡拳头,已经是脾气极好的表现了。 „I am Deadpool, he is Angel, we are X-Force!” “我是死侍,他是天使,我们是x特攻队！” Deadpool controls remotely the wheelchair to roll, had the politeness to extend a hand very much, introduced oneself to the familiar person, he has become accustomed. 死侍遥控着轮椅滚过来,很有礼貌伸出了一只手,对熟悉的人自我介绍,他已习以为常。 Looks at Deadpool on wheelchair, Hank clenches jaws, a palm of the hand grips the hand of Deadpool, makes an effort to throw to go out it fiercely outside. 看着轮椅上的死侍,汉克咬牙切齿,一巴掌握住死侍的手,猛地用力将其扔出了门外。 „You!” “还有你！” Hank is burning with anger, two strides go forward, both hands hold the shoulder of Luo Su, wants to want old trick heavy uses/gives Jiang he to throw. 汉克怒火中烧,两个大步上前,双手抓住罗素的肩膀,欲要故技重施将他抛出去。 „......” “……” Hank a face of beast wrinkled the steamed stuffed bun, the mao the whole body strength, had not drawn the Luo Su slightest fully obstinately. 汉克一张兽化的面孔皱成了包子,卯足了全身力气,愣是没拉动罗素分毫。 „Pū” Deadpool squats in the entrance, studied the sound of to talk nonsense. “噗”死侍蹲在门口,学了个放屁的声音。 „......” “……” In room instantaneous peaceful, Hank's complexion naked eye becomes flushed obviously, so, even the hair set upright incessantly, enters edge that the violent walks. 屋内瞬间安静,汉克的脸色肉眼可见地涨红,不止如此,连头发都竖了起来,进入暴走的边缘。 Ororo sees Hank to be insulted, immediately both eyes flood white, is good because of her still remembers that the principal's office is the treasuring recollection that Professor X leaves behind, does not dare to act seriously, makes noise to warn: „Who no matter you are, immediately leaves this room.” 奥萝洛见汉克受辱,当即双目泛白,好在她还记得校长室是x教授留下的珍惜回忆,没敢动真格的,出声警告道:“不管你们是什么人,立刻离开这间屋子。” Every time enters a world, must with x fight the police to fight one, shouldn't, the super hero of reaching an agreement attract each other? 每进入一个世界,都要和x战警打一架,不应该啊,说好的超级英雄惺惺相惜呢？ Luo Su is perplexed, can only sum up is too inexpensive in Deadpool, he was also being misunderstood. 罗素不明所以,只能归根于死侍太贱,连带着他也被人误会。 „Immediately leaves......” “立刻离开……” „Charles is also living!” “查尔斯还活着！” Luo Su light a few words, are startled the Ororo ability to lose the control, withdraws from the rolling the eyes condition. 罗素轻飘飘一句话,惊得奥萝洛能力失去控制,退出翻白眼状态。 Nearby Hank holds the Luo Su collar indignantly: „Damn, do you know that you are saying anything, takes back your boastful talk, cannot slander the dead.” 旁边的汉克则气愤抓住罗素的衣领:“该死,你知不知道自己在说些什么,收回你的狂言,不许污蔑死者。” „Charles has the world's strongest mind reading ability, enters others 's brain to be easy, wants dead...... Luo Su not to smile toward Hank that easily” lightly, holds down Hank's both hands to break off little: „Just wait, after a period of time he should come back, if I am you, now most this matter of doing is even his tombstone shovel, otherwise...... the professor is a standard narrow-mindedness.” “查尔斯拥有世界上最强大的心灵感应能力,进入他人的大脑轻而易举,想死没那么容易……”罗素朝汉克淡淡一笑,按住汉克的双手一点点掰开:“等着吧,过段时间他就该回来了,如果我是你们,现在最该做的事情是把他的墓碑铲平,否则的话……教授可是个标准的小心眼。” Hank flung the waving the arms about arm, returns side Ororo, deeply inspires to ask: „You know Charles, is actually who?” 汉克甩了甩手臂,退回奥萝洛身边,深吸一口气问道:“你们认识查尔斯,究竟是什么人？” „We come from, from the future,...... Luo Su will tell the facts from other world”, will not contain any can the ingredient that will install to compel. “我们来自过去,来自未来,来自其他世界……”罗素实话实说,不含任何可以装逼的成分。 „......” “……” „Good, actually we are the acquaintances, just does not know in this world.” “好吧,其实我们是熟人,只不过在这个世界不认识罢了。” Ororo said calmly: „Why to believe you?” 奥萝洛冷静道:“凭什么相信你？” Luo Su shrugs, fishes out the digital camera from the buttocks: „Said you possibly not to believe that in another world we were ripe, you to me......, said the sound to be sorry again, I have treated as the brothers to regard you.” 罗素耸耸肩,从屁股后面摸出数码相机:“说出来你可能不信,另一个世界里咱俩熟得很,你对我……呃,再次说声抱歉,我一直把你当做兄弟来看待。” „Hehe!” “呵呵！” Ororo does not believe that then she saw oneself ‚ungraceful photo’, on face by white symbol radical a lump of corpulence, that belches smoke. 奥萝洛更加不信了,然后她就看到了自己的‘不雅照’,脸上被白色记号笔画着一坨便便,还是冒烟的那种。 Ororo is dumbfounded, Hank's complexion is red, this time is to suppress, he couldn't help smiling to make noise quickly. 奥萝洛哑口无言,汉克的脸色再次通红,这次是憋的,他快忍不住要笑出声了。 The quick, related Ororo picture turns, is the picture of zither | Jean, on the face is drawing big tortoise, two front teeth also by apply black. 很快,有关奥萝洛的照片翻完,接下来是琴的照片,脸上画着一个大王八,俩门牙还被涂黑。 Sees this, the Ororo depressed mood changes for the better much, is not the zither | Jean on picture smiles is like stupid, but is she confirms the zither | Jean when the photograph voluntarily. 看到这,奥萝洛郁闷的心情好转不少,并非是照片上的琴笑得跟个沙雕一样,而是她确认琴在拍照时出于自愿。 In other words , they also really knew! 换言之,他们还真认识！ After Luo Su turns round the camera stopper, said seriously: „Time press, after having what issue, said, we make a special trip to this help, for overthrows the zither | Jean.” 罗素将相机塞回身后,严肃道:“时间紧迫,有什么问题以后再说,我们专程来这帮忙,为的就是打倒琴。” Hank and Ororo simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform is silent, after the moment, Ororo opens the mouth: „Since we in other world are the friends, you really can under assassin to the zither | Jean?” 汉克和奥萝洛齐齐沉默,片刻后,奥萝洛开口:“既然我们在其他世界是朋友,你们真的能对琴下杀手吗？” Knew that Professor X has not died, the hatred of Ororo to zither | Jean reduces much, this issue is asking Luo Su, rather is asking her own. 得知x教授没死,奥萝洛对琴的恨意减轻不少,这问题与其说是在问罗素,倒不如说是问她自己。 „Doesn't matter, will have an important matter in the future, Logan is ordered to return, rewrites the history, everyone's destiny will change, in the later time line, the zither | Jean cannot the blackening, everyone live well.” “没关系,在未来会发生一件大事,罗根受命返回过去,重新改写历史,所有人的命运都将改变,在之后的时间线里,琴不会黑化,所有人都活得好好的。” Luo Su is prone making exaggerated , sensationalistic statements: „Therefore, do not want is too many, in the future will be very happy, even is happy you unable to imagine. Charles is living, the school is also more prosperous, Logan became the teacher......” 罗素语不惊人死不休:“所以,千万别想太多,未来会很美好,美好得你们甚至无法想象。查尔斯活着,学校也更加繁荣,就连罗根都当上了老师……” „Waits for, you are deceiving me.” “等一下,你在骗我。” Hank raised the question: „Logan becomes the teacher, this...... this I am not really able to approve, what can he teach? Sports, does the open country seek livehood?” 汉克提出质疑:“罗根当上老师,这……这点我实在无法苟同,他能教什么？体育,还是野外求生？” Deadpool sits to control remotely the wheelchair: „Logan is sports substitute teacher, the main responsible subject is the history.” 死侍坐回遥控轮椅:“罗根是体育代课老师,主要负责的科目是历史。” „......” X2 “……”x2 Hank eyelid pulls out, fantasized that Professor Logan the historical division/discipline the picture, cannot bear shiver. 汉克眼皮直抽,幻想罗根教授历史学科的画面,忍不住打了个冷颤。 Ororo smiled forced: „You said that in the future will be very happy, will why Logan be responsible for teaching the history?” 奥萝洛牵强笑了一下:“你说未来会很美好,那为什么罗根会负责教历史？” !! 哐！！ Downstairs transmit the front door to be trampled sound but actually , in several people of ears heard Logan's big voice: „Ororo, where are you at? I need your help, I found the zither | Jean and Magneto!” 楼下传来大门被踹倒的声响,紧接着,几人耳中就听到了罗根的大嗓门:“奥萝洛,你在哪？我需要你的帮助,我找到琴和万磁王了！” Ororo looks to Luo Su: „Fact puts at present, I have never heard, the history teacher in which school likes opening the family/home.” 奥萝洛看向罗素:“事实摆在眼前,我从未听说过,哪家学校的历史老师喜欢拆家。” „In full vigour, every day carries over the gate to slide two, he did not open the family/home.” “精力旺盛而已,每天带出门溜两圈,他就不拆家了。”