„Uncle Luo Su, what are other world? With our is the same, is like the cartoon in?” “罗素叔叔,其他世界是什么样的？是和我们这里一样,还是像漫画里那样？” Luo Su:............ 罗素:吧啦吧啦……吧啦吧啦…… „Uncle Wade, your uniform is really attractive, can wear the headgear taking advantage of me? Is all super heroes is like you, has one set of unusual charming uniform?” “韦德叔叔,你的制服真好看,能把头套借我戴一下吗？是不是所有的超级英雄都和你们一样,拥有一套与众不同的帅气制服？” Deadpool:............ 死侍:叽里呱啦……叽里呱啦…… „Grandpa Charles, can say that x does fight the police? Uncle Wade said, his team has oneself exclusive presence modeling, does x fight the police also to have?” “查尔斯爷爷,能说说x战警吗？韦德叔叔说,他的团队拥有自己专属的出场造型,x战警也有吗？” Professor X: Hahahaha............ x教授:哈哈哈哈……哈哈哈哈…… „Can that side driver, hit the low point the air conditioning?” “那边的司机,能把空调打低点吗？” Logan: A ; A ; ap ; ap ; ap ;...... A ; A ; ap ; ap ; ap ;?...... 罗根:a;a;ap;ap;ap;……a;a;ap;ap;ap;?…… „Uncle Luo Su......” “罗素叔叔……” „Uncle Wade......” “韦德叔叔……” Scoffs! 嗤啦！ Grasps Logan of steering wheel to be driven beyond the limits of forbearance, stamps the brake, anchors Cadillac in the roadside. 握着方向盘的罗根忍无可忍,一脚踩死刹车,将凯迪拉克停靠在路边。 He was quickly insane! 他快疯了！ Meets to start from him and Laura, the little girl looks cold and indifferent to him, even if he is supplying Laura like the ancestor, has not obtained good complexion, even a letter has not had. 从他和劳拉相遇开始,小女孩就对他爱答不理,哪怕他像祖宗一样供着劳拉,都没得到过一次好脸色,甚至一个字母都没有过。 This made Logan be once burning with anger, the wolf sons of his family/home in the brutal experiment, lost the language enhancement, became a mute. 这让罗根一度怒火中烧,他家的狼崽儿在惨无人道的实验中,失去了语言能力,成了一个哑巴。 However, after Luo Su and Deadpool board, Laura's mouth has not stopped, regarding the topic of super hero asked that east asked the west, an uncle, small mouth with wiping honey. 然而,当罗素和死侍上车后,劳拉的嘴巴就没停下来过,围绕超级英雄的话题问东问西,一口一个叔叔,小嘴跟抹了蜜似的。 Changes into him, became ‚that side driver’! 换成他,就成了‘那边的司机’！ Goes to Driver td! 去td司机！ The reality slapped a Logan palm ruthlessly, Laura is not a mute, but does not want to speak with him purely. 现实狠狠抽了罗根一巴掌,劳拉并不是哑巴,只是单纯地不想和他说话。 Doesn't matter, the rebel period, the father loves your! 没关系,叛逆期而已,爸爸还是爱你的！ Logan like this is thinking, has turned the head stiffly, is grinning to squeeze out one to think kind father's fierce smiling face: „Laura, the cartoon is the cartoon, the reality is the reality, you must learn to separate out both, be not fantasizing becomes the super hero, the meeting deceased person!” 罗根这么想着,僵硬转过头,咧着嘴挤出一张自以为慈父的狰狞笑脸:“劳拉,漫画是漫画,现实是现实,你要学会把两者区分开来,千万别幻想着成为超级英雄,会死人的！” Laura curls the lip, is blowing the mouth lookout to the glass, a face does not give. 劳拉撇撇嘴,吹着口哨望向车窗外,一点面子也不给。 This is own son! This is own son! This is own son! 这是自家的崽儿！这是自家的崽儿！这是自家的崽儿！ Logan forehead blue vein jumps, read silently three, and warned itself, Laura like this was mischievous, was because lacked teaching and concern of parents at a young age, essentially was a good child. Therefore at this time cannot be angry absolutely, must with liking persuading her, and stands erect correct outlook on life to her. 罗根额头青筋一跳,默默念了三遍,并告诫自己,劳拉之所以这么顽皮,是因为自小缺乏父母的管教和关爱,本质上是个好孩子。所以这时候绝对不能生气,要用爱去感化她,并给她竖立正确的人生观。 „Laura, believes me, the reality and cartoon are different. In the reality, does not have the super hero, no one will wear the tight clothes.” “劳拉,相信我,现实和漫画不一样。在现实中,没有超级英雄,也没有人会穿紧身衣。” Logan just said, Deadpool is not glad: „Hey, I thought that you are aiming at me, if no one wears the tight clothes, what on me puts on is what?” 罗根这边刚说完,死侍就不乐意了:“嘿,我觉得你在针对我,如果没人穿紧身衣,那我身上穿着的是什么？” Logan is angry, my is educating the daughter, your did stupid interpose! 罗根大怒,我这正教育女儿呢,你个沙雕插什么话！ His both eyes spit fire, looks angrily at the Deadpool three seconds, the temperature in car(riage) therefore rose several points. 他双目喷火,怒视死侍三秒,车内的温度都因此升高了几分。 „Can that side driver, hit the low point the air conditioning?” “那边的司机,能把空调打低点吗？” „Un, this hits lowly.” “嗯,这就打低。” Logan hits lowly the air conditioning twice, has turned the head to stare Deadpool one wickedly, then the second becomes benign, does best to convince saying: „Listening, Laura, the tight clothes of your side cannot be the proof, because stupid and person are two lifeform, cannot be generally spoken. Therefore, my just words were still effective, no one will wear the tight clothes, yes?” 罗根屁颠屁颠将空调打低两度,转过头恶狠狠瞪了死侍一眼,然后秒变和颜悦色,苦口婆心道:“听着,劳拉,你身边的这个紧身衣不能作为论证,因为沙雕和人是两种生物,不能一概而论。所以,我刚刚的话依旧有效,没人会穿着紧身衣,明白吗？” Laura lowers the head, is bored to death to have a yawn, how does not know, she was a little sleepy. 劳拉低下头,百无聊赖打了个哈欠,不知怎么的,她有点困了。 „Damn!” “该死！” Logan scolded two in a low voice, decides to go to the next world as soon as possible, x fights the police Lolato pays there, perhaps they are also the super heroes, is the tight clothes, but at least can let Laura far away from stupid. 罗根低声骂了两句,决定尽快去下一个世界,将罗拉托付给那里的x战警,或许他们也是超级英雄,也是紧身衣,但至少能让劳拉远离沙雕。 He looked at Deadpool, said ill-humoredly: „Does team...... stupid, when we start the next world?” 他看了眼死侍,没好气道:“队……沙雕,我们什么时候启程去下一个世界？” „Hey, you just clearly want to call my team leader, why also changed a statement?” “喂,你刚刚分明想喊我队长,为什么又改口了？” „Because shouted from the beginning wrong!” “因为一开始喊错了！” „Your this bastard, I must with your duel.” “你这混蛋,我要和你决斗。” „Good, my t is also like this thinks.” “太好了,我t也是这么想的。” Some people must fight! 有人要打架！ One that Laura hears word, rubs sat, two shine, unbearably anxious. 劳拉闻言,蹭的一下坐了起来,两眼放光,急不可耐。 You must say this, I am not sleepy! 你要说这个,那我就不困了！ Bang! Bang! 嘭！嘭！ The vehicle door was shoved open, two weak men stand in the field confront, wrestled without delay in one, because both sides have the strong self-recovery ability, hit a that Maoxuewang. 车门被推开,两个幼稚的男人站在田野中对峙,二话不说就扭打在了一起,因为双方都有着超强的自愈能力,打起来那个一个毛血旺。 „Come on, Uncle Wade, hits to explode that driver.” “加油,韦德叔叔,打爆那个司机。” „Relax, Laura small Angel, a sickness wolf, I simply have not placed the eye him...... siht, you sneak attack unexpectedly!” “放心,劳拉小天使,一头病狼而已,我根本没把他放在眼……siht,你居然偷袭！” Luo Su lies in the glass watches, and has not prevented two people of meanings, which edition no matter, Wolverine and Deadpool the nature does not gather, today does not hit, tomorrow must hit, the morning matter, urged is also white Quan. 罗素趴在车窗边观看,并又没阻止二人的意思,不管在哪个版本里,金刚狼和死侍都相性不合,今天不打,明天也得打,早晚的事,劝了也是白劝。 However, after he sees Professor X that hehe laughs foolishly, the whole person is not good, reaching an agreement of noble character and high prestige, because of senile dementia? 不过,当他看到呵呵傻笑的x教授之后,整个人都不好了,说好的德高望重呢,难道就因为老年痴呆？ Luo Su thought that the matter does not have like this to be simple, puts out a hand to place on flashbang quietly, a wisp of Saint light sprinkles, attaches the barren soil. In an instant, the ray sudden rise direct impact horizon, the visual effect shocks, as if hit wax. 罗素觉得事情并没有这么简单,悄悄伸手放在闪光弹上,一缕圣光洒下,附着贫瘠的土壤。刹那间,光芒暴涨直冲天际,视觉效果震撼,仿佛打了一层蜡。 The eye of Professor X pollution is suddenly sharp, shows a faint smile toward Luo Su , to continue to lie in the window watches the fun. x教授浑浊的眼睛骤然犀利起来,朝着罗素微微一笑,继续趴在窗边看热闹。 Luo Su nods, the confirmation is unmistakable, the abdomen of Professor X is black and atrophy of brain has no relations, he is this character, but hidden quite deeply. 罗素点点头,确认无误,x教授的腹黑和脑萎缩没有任何关系,他本身就是这种性格,只是隐藏得比较深。 „Professor, your like this does not do appropriately!” “教授,你这么做不合适呀！” Luo Su small sound said: „I watch the fun , because Wade is stupid, frequently annoys me to be angry, happen to makes Logan teach him.” 罗素小声道:“我看热闹,是因为韦德是个沙雕,经常惹我生气,正好让罗根教训一下他。” Professor X mild-mannered and cultivated say/way: „Almost, when I fall ill, Logan has regarded the retarded child to treat me, I also want to use the hand of Wade, gives him a lesson.” x教授温文尔雅道:“差不多,在我生病期间,罗根一直把我当成低能儿来对待,我也想借韦德之手,给他一点教训。” The Luo Su brow selects: „Professor, like this said listens straightforwardly to me, did not fear the person who wuchang did suppose collapses?” 罗素眉头一挑:“教授,这么直白说给我听,就不怕精神导师的人设崩了？” „, I do not believe that own eye, we are a kind of person.” “不会的,我相信自己的眼睛,我们是一类人。” „......” “……” Luo Su has not spoken, selected a to praise to oneself silently. 罗素没说话,默默给自己点了个赞。 The previous world, pats Professor X to run, is really the correct choice, this goods is a narrow-mindedness, he himself acknowledged. 上一个世界,拍完x教授就跑,果然是正确的选择,这货是个小心眼,他自己都承认了。 Professor X looks at the fight of out of the window: „Can Luo Su, ask your X-Force matter?” x教授看着窗外的战斗:“罗素,能拜托你们x特攻队一件事吗？” „Mentioned listens!” “说来听听！” „Can postpone the advancement of next world, I can feel, gathered one group of mutant children at North Dakota, they need to help.” “能否推迟去下一个世界的进程,我能感觉到,在北达科他州聚集了一群变种人孩子,他们需要帮助。” The Luo Su brow selects: „I will not take care of the child, Deadpool is more impossible, but, takes away the next world actually not too major problem them.” 罗素眉头一挑:“我不会照顾小孩子,死侍更不可能,不过,把他们带去下一个世界倒不是太大的问题。” „Thanked!” “非常感谢！” „Professor, you were too modest, your oneself can help them.” “教授,你太谦虚了,你自己就能帮助到他们。” Professor X smiled: „No, I am old, even if you helped me treat the head, my rest of the time are not much, the future is your.” x教授笑了一下:“不,我已经老了,就算你帮我医治好了脑袋,我剩下的时间也不多了,未来是你们的。” „Hehe!” “呵呵！” Luo Su was false smile, hmph hmph two, the rest of the time are not much, whom deceived! 罗素皮笑肉不笑,哼哼了两声,剩下的时间不多了,骗谁呢！ He is knows that the Professor X mind reading ability, to can before shift own energetic will powerful at the point of death, occupies others, comes superpower version a seizing shed rebirth of time. 他是知道的,x教授的心灵感应能力,强大到可以在临死前转移自己的精神意志,占据他人的,来一次超能力版的夺舍重生。 Only if Professor X is voluntary, otherwise he can go on living forever. 除非x教授自愿,否则他能永远活下去。 „Said, X-Force, what with x does fight the police is relates?” Professor X raised the question, the intuition tells him, between both has the inevitable connection. “说起来,x特攻队,和x战警是什么关系？”x教授提出疑问,直觉告诉他,两者之间有着必然的关联。 „, like this said that in some world, X-Force by x is fought the police the member who composes, is subordinate squad that subordinates.” Luo Su explained: „X that but, with always shows by the positive image fights the police to be different, the X-Force method relative extreme, treating the enemy is crueler, for example Wade and Logan, as well as...... Laura, is the X-Force member.” “呃,这么说吧,在某一个世界,x特攻队由x战警的成员组成,算是隶属的下级小队。”罗素解释道:“只不过,和一向以正面形象示人的x战警不同,x特攻队的手段相对极端,对待敌人更加残忍,例如韦德、罗根,以及……劳拉,都是x特攻队的成员。” Professor X feels relaxed to nod, excessively has not appraised anything, sighs with emotion: „That certainly is very interesting world!” x教授释然点点头,没有过多评价什么,感慨道:“那一定是个很有意思的世界！” No, that world is very dangerous! 不,那个世界很危险！ In the Luo Su heart returned to one silently, at this moment, his brow slightly wrinkle looks to the road end, one row of combative motorcades are approaching. Incessantly so, the sky of distant place, flew two transport helicopters. 罗素心中默默回了一句,就在这时,他眉头微皱看向公路尽头,一列杀气腾腾的车队正在靠近。不止如此,远方的天空,也飞来了两架运输直升机。 „Professor, our stared.” “教授,我们被人盯上了。” „Un, I saw.” A Professor X face is calm, the strongest brain restores, one flock of range chicken earthenware dogs simply had not been cared by him. “嗯,我看到了。”x教授一脸淡定,最强大脑恢复,一群土鸡瓦狗根本没被他放在心上。 „What don't you plan to make?” Luo Su has not said a second of execution ground on the difference. “你就不打算做点什么吗？”罗素就差没说秒杀场了。 „, Logan was implicated by a senile dementia of half-length paralysis too for a long time, he needs one to send the drain port, releases own pressure.” “不了,罗根被一个半身瘫痪的老年痴呆拖累太久,他需要一个发泄口,来释放自己的压力。” „You did not fear that he tastes the blood, changes the beast?” “你不怕他品尝鲜血,重新变回禽兽？” Professor X looked at eye cheering Laura: „, He is not all alone, he understands that oneself is wielding the claw for whom.” x教授望了眼欢呼雀跃的劳拉:“不会的,他已经不是孤身一人了,他明白自己在为谁而挥爪。” „I understood, your consciousness is, he was domesticated grew husky!” “我懂了,你的意识是,他被驯化长了哈士奇！” „Hehe, the watch-dog of looking after the household is more appropriate.” “呵呵,顾家的看门狗更合适。”