„Waiter, what but also there is good to consider that you do know our X-Force treatment/salary?” “伙计,还有什么好考虑的,你知道我们x特攻队的福利待遇吗？” Deadpool takes up USD on car(riage) front cover, takes over Logan's shoulder, forced in...... in thick one pile the pocket very much straightforwardly, only leaves behind one to give Logan. 死侍拿起车前盖上的美刀,一把揽住罗根的肩膀,很是豪爽地将厚厚一摞塞进了……自己口袋里,只留下一张递给罗根。 „......” “……” Logan is even more firm, the pit is too big, must think next, otherwise fell unable to crawl to be miserable. 罗根越发坚定,坑太大,必须三思后行,不然摔进去爬不出来就惨了。 Bang! 嘭！ A gunshot is startled Logan whole body to tremble, the reality of god transition made him dumbfounded, code name ‚Angel’ team member Luo Su, proficiently hit to explode the head of team leader Deadpool with the spear/gun. 一声枪响惊得罗根浑身一哆嗦,神转折的现实令他目瞪口呆,代号‘天使’的队员罗素,熟练用枪打爆了队长死侍的脑袋。 Seized power? 夺权了？ Luo Su rips open the Deadpool pocket, takes out one pile of USD, forces in Logan's pocket: „Takes away subsidy home, on the big masters do not have a spending money, how raised the head before the elder and daughter!” 罗素撕开死侍的口袋,将一摞美刀取出,塞进罗根的口袋里:“拿去补贴一下家用,大老爷们身上没点零花钱,怎么在长辈和女儿面前抬起头！” „Did you...... he...... you...... you get rid of the team leader?” “你……他……你们……你把队长干掉了？” Sees Logan to speak incoherently, Luo Su is calm: „Do not be excited, the team leader is used to hit to explode, this is the conventional operation of our squad, you also liked like this doing before.” 见罗根语无伦次,罗素淡定道:“别激动,队长就是用来打爆的,这是咱们小队的常规操作,你以前也爱这么干。” „?” “？” Logan was also ignorant, before what is him, likes like this doing, this stupid behavior, how he possibly can do. 罗根又懵了,什么叫他以前也爱这么干,这种沙雕行为,他怎么可能做得出来。 „Well, just had anything, I one black...... Deadpool catch Logan's trouser legs coverings to crawl at present”, discontented say/way: „Luo Su, do you also take the spear/gun to hit me?” “咦,刚刚发生了什么,我眼前一黑……”死侍拽住罗根的裤腿爬起来,不满道:“罗素,你又拿枪打我？” Logan look suddenly: „He has the self-recovery factor, you two are mutant!” 罗根神色恍然:“他有自愈因子,你们两个都是变种人！” „Reluctantly is!” “勉强算是！” The Luo Su joke is graceful: „Logan, this is my final reward, restores your self-recovery factor completely, making you change that fearless Wolverine. Now, do you also want to consider?” 罗素笑语盈盈:“罗根,这就是我的最终报酬,完全修复你的自愈因子,让你重新变回那头无所畏惧的金刚狼。现在,你还要考虑吗？” „, I am willing to join X-Force.” Logan responds calmly, he needs the strength to protect the final treasure. “不了,我愿意加入x特攻队。”罗根冷静做出回应,他需要力量来守护自己最后的宝物。 Became! 成了！ Luo Su and Deadpool struck a palm, the third member enters the group, was the time leaves this average not wonderful world. 罗素和死侍击了一掌,第三名成员进组,是时候离开这个平平无奇的世界了。 Deadpool smiled the pig to call, all assembled three people, careful preparation dazzled the cool presence modeling to apply finally: „Logan, shout ‚team leader’ listens.” 死侍笑出了猪叫,聚齐三人,精心准备的炫酷出场造型终于能派上用场了:“罗根,喊声‘队长’来听听。” „......” “……” Logan vision is infatuated, stupidly looks at the front, like the philosopher of ponder life. 罗根目光痴迷,傻愣愣看着前方,如同思考人生的哲学家。 At this moment, his anything cannot hear. 这一刻,他什么也听不见。 „Your this damn bastard, dares to disregard Uncle Deadpool unexpectedly, I must let you......” “你这该死的混球,居然敢无视死侍大爷,我要让你……” Deadpool is angry, decided to rookie a demonstration of authority, familiar at present one black, then anything does not know. 死侍大怒,决定给新人一个下马威,熟悉的眼前一黑,接下来就什么也不知道了。 Bang! 嘭！ Luo Su blew under the muzzle: „Logan, since you have joined the squad, makes funeral arrangements quickly, the time does not wait for the person, we should embark the next world.” 罗素吹了下枪口:“罗根,既然你已经加入小队,就赶快处理一下后事,时间不等人,我们该出发去下一个世界了。” „What meaning is the next world?” “下一个世界是什么意思？” „We are not the person in this world, comes to here is invites you to enter the team specially, will not stay too for a long time.” Luo Su explained said. “我们不是这个世界的人,来这里是专程邀请你入队,不会停留太长时间。”罗素解释说道。 „How didn't you say early?” “你怎么不早说？” „Well, hadn't I just said?” “咦,我刚刚没说吗？” „......” “……” ...... …… After five minutes, before a Logan face compelled looks at the body , the brand-new expensive car, Luo Su to buy from the supermarket ignorant the hammer, pingpong, full was bullet hole Chrysler e8, turned into Cadillac Kelly of lengthening, but also tm bulletproof! 五分钟之后,罗根一脸懵逼看着身前崭新的豪车,罗素从超市买了把锤子,乒乒乓乓过后,满是弹孔克莱斯勒e8,就变成了加长的凯迪拉克凯雷德,还tm是防弹的！ Who can tell him, why knocks with the hammer gently, even/including Chebiao and did the car license trade? 谁能告诉他,为什么只是拿锤子轻轻一敲,连车标和车牌都换了？ The car(riage) paint, which posture uses to brandish the hammer, can hammer the white the black? 还有车漆,使用哪种姿势抡锤子,才能把黑色锤成白色？ Logan is dumbfounded, puts the blame on all the Luo Su ability, was pushed up the driver seat to respond: „Waits for, if must leave this world, I do not join, I cannot drop out Charles and Laura.” 罗根哑口无言,将一切归咎于罗素的能力,被推上驾驶座才反应过来:“等一下,如果要离开这个世界,那我就不加入了,我不能抛下查尔斯和劳拉。” Luo Su hears word looks to Deadpool, Wade shrugs: „Issue is not big, packs to take away together the next world, loses for there x fights the police, takes care of the mutant child, they are the Olympic Games ranks.” 罗素闻言看向死侍,韦德耸耸肩:“问题不大,一起打包带去下一个世界,丢给那里的x战警,照顾变种人小孩,他们是奥运会级别。” „X of other world fight the police, you...... the team leader you are earnest?” “其他世界的x战警,你……队长你是认真的吗？” Logan at present one bright, is glittering excitedly the ray, if really such as Deadpool said that this bad world, made her go damn. 罗根眼前一亮,闪烁着兴奋地光芒,如果真如死侍所言,这个糟糕的世界,就让她去见鬼好了。 „Naturally, on a world, we with x fight the police to cooperate.” Deadpool not only excited and loses, excited is because Logan shouted finally he a team leader, losing has the suspicion that takes the opportunity to coerce, a sense of achievement does not have. “当然,上一个世界,我们才和x战警合作过。”死侍既激动又失落,激动是因为罗根终于喊了他一声队长,失落是有借机要挟的嫌疑,一点成就感都没有。 The cheap people are artificial! 贱人就是矫情！ Luo Su despised to look at Deadpool one, lifted the hand to take out the digital camera, handed over in front of Logan: „Words that does not believe that here also has the picture, shoots in the flight vehicle, I and zither | Jean and Ororo are very good friends, together embarrassed dance.” 罗素鄙视看了死侍一眼,抬手取出数码相机,递在罗根面前:“不相信的话,我这里还有照片,在飞行器里拍的,我和琴、奥萝洛是很好的朋友,一起尬过舞。” Logan collected curiously, immediately complexion big change: „Who this woman is, how hasn't she worn the clothes?” 罗根好奇凑了上去,当即脸色大变:“这女人是谁,她怎么没穿衣服？” „Mistake! Mistake!” “失误！失误！” The Luo Su bite back digital camera, just selected deftly 【Eight Legged Freaks】 The world 18 -year-old widowed elder sister's photo album, adjusts note ‚stupid games police’ photo album, 11 demonstrations in front of Logan. 罗素急忙收回数码相机,刚刚手快点到了【八脚怪】世界18岁寡姐的相册,调到备注‘沙雕警’的相册,在罗根面前一一展示。 Sees the suspect two pictures of acquaintance, Logan recalls, showed the warm smile. 看到熟人的犯二照片,罗根缅怀不已,露出了久违的温馨笑容。 Quick, associates to 18 -year-old widowed elder sister's picture, his whole person is not good, the eye stares the circle to look to Luo Su: „Told me, you except for the photograph, other anything did not have.” 很快,联想到18岁寡姐的照片,他整个人都不好了,眼睛瞪圆看向罗素:“告诉我,你们除了拍照,别的什么也没有。” „Indeed no, I also drew tortoise on the zither | Jean face.” “的确没有,我也就是在琴脸上画了个王八。” „What, aren't that tortoise the Ororo picture?” “什么,那王八不是奥萝洛画的？” Luo Su: „......” 罗素:“……” The Cyclops wife, you are excited! 镭射眼的老婆,你激动个屁！ The back row, Deadpool flies into a rage, the young widowed elder sister's picture he also saw: „Luo Su, your damn bastard, I regards the brothers you in vain, you entice my wife unexpectedly!” 后排,死侍暴跳如雷,年轻寡姐的照片他也看到了:“罗素,你这该死的混蛋,枉我把你当成兄弟,你居然勾引我老婆！” Luo Su one hear is not glad: „Wade, do not talk nonsense, she is the wife of Canadian, moreover is the ex-wife, has no relations with you.” 罗素一听就不乐意了:“韦德,别胡说,她是加拿大人的老婆,而且是前妻,和你没有任何关系。” „Has the relations, I am that damn Canadian! Draws a pistol, I must with your duel!” “有关系,我就是那个该死的加拿大人！拔枪吧,我要和你决斗！” Bang! 嘭！ Logan: „......” 罗根:“……” As an rookie, he in chaotic the interpersonal relationship for the team is heavyhearted, always thought that said dismisses dismisses. 作为一名新人,他为队内混乱的人际关系而忧心忡忡,总觉得说解散就解散。 ...... …… Approximately the time of quarter of an hour, Cadillac lengthens Kelly to return to the hotel, could not want like this for a long time, because Deadpool the demand satisfaction delayed repeatedly. 大约一刻钟的时间,凯迪拉克加长凯雷德返回酒店,原本要不了这么长时间,因为死侍屡次要求决斗耽搁了。 Is looking at young in rear view mirror, Logan satisfies smiles, prepares to a Professor X pleasant surprise. 望着后视镜里的年轻的自己,罗根满意一笑,准备给x教授一个惊喜。 They will leave this only to remain the desperate world, saw once companion, did not need to hide here and there. The happy life will soon start, not only the Professor X illness can be cured, Laura can also know that many same age friends, and have the educated opportunity. 他们将离开这个只剩绝望的世界,见到曾经的同伴,不用在东躲西藏。美好生活即将开始,不仅x教授的病症可以得到治愈,劳拉也能认识许多同龄朋友,并得到受教育的机会。 The graceful is about three seconds! 帅不过三秒！ Logan just went down the car(riage), then called out pitifully is kneeing down, the brain was similar to the needle to grip the common stabbing pain, the peripheral person each static is unable to move same place, on the street even presented several traffic accidents. 罗根刚刚走下车,便惨叫着跪倒在地,大脑便如同针扎一般刺痛,周边的人各个静止在原地无法移动,马路上甚至出现了几起车祸。 Professor X suffered a relapse! x教授又犯病了！ On Earth mind ability strongest mutant contracted the atrophy of brain, needs to delay the senile dementia with the aid of the medicine, sounds satirizes very much, but once really occurrence, is a destructive disaster. 地球上心灵能力最强的变种人得了脑萎缩,以至于需要借助药物才能延缓老年痴呆,听起来很讽刺,可一旦真的发生了,将是一场毁灭性的灾难。 x fights disappearance of police , because the Professor X sickness sends, he is unable to control oneself mind ability, massacred own student in the unconsciousness. x战警的消失,就是因为x教授病发,他无法控制自己的心灵能力,在无意识之中杀掉了自己的学生。 Logan does not allow the tragedy to perform again, tumbles across the hotel front door, moves in the elevator direction. 罗根不允许悲剧再次上演,连滚带爬穿过酒店大门,向着电梯方向移动。 „Does waiter, need to help?” “伙计,需要帮助吗？” Deadpool is inexpensive gathers side Logan, this delivery has not realized now, Professor X already he kicks ‚person’ the camp, even if Professor X of senile dementia version. 死侍贱兮兮地凑到罗根身边,这货到现在还没意识到,x教授已经将他踢出了‘人’的阵营,哪怕是老年痴呆版的x教授。 The Luo Su forehead electric arc twinkle, builds Logan to enter the elevator, held him to press down 12 th. Three people arrive at the room, discovers several fully-armed soldiers, ** the ability of professor frames on the spot. 罗素额头电弧闪烁,架起罗根走进电梯,扶着他按下了第12层。三人来到房间,发现几名荷枪实弹的士兵,也**教授的能力定格在原地。 Deadpool knows the plot, draws out the back double blade, wiped the neck them. After Logan injects the medicament, because of frightening Professor X that but the violent walks comes soberly, terminated own mind ability promptly. 死侍知晓剧情,拔出背后的双刀,一个个将他们抹了脖子。在罗根注射完药剂后,因惊吓而暴走的x教授清醒过来,及时终止了自己的心灵能力。 „Charles, are you good?” Logan pants to ask. “查尔斯,你还好吧？”罗根气喘吁吁问道。 Professor X looks at young Logan, the stutter returns said: „Very bad, the condition was more serious, affected my vision.” x教授愣愣看着年轻了的罗根,结结巴巴回道:“很糟,病情更严重了,影响了我的视觉。” Lies the little girl on floor, is numbers x-23 Laura, rubs the eyes, then the small mouth opens becomes o. 趴在地板上的小女孩,也就是编号x-23的劳拉,揉了揉眼睛,而后小嘴张成o型。 „Explained without enough time, first boards!” Pursuer in the , Logan pushes the wheelchair of professor to leave the room, several people sit the elevator to go downstairs, start the automobile to swagger away. “来不及解释了,先上车！”追击者就在附近,罗根推着教授的轮椅离开房间,几人坐电梯下楼,启动汽车扬长而去。 After an explanation explanation, Professor X is clear, his eye is very good, is very at least good, the one who has the issue is Logan. 在经过一番解释说明后,x教授才明白,他的眼睛很好,至少现在很好,有问题的是罗根。 „Met, Professor X.” “又见面了,x教授。” The Luo Su politeness greeted one, with the instance of Professor X looking at each other, sent the tree top electric arc to flash before, opened the barrier of defense mind ability. 罗素礼貌问候一句,和x教授对视的瞬间,发梢电弧闪现,开启了防御心灵能力的屏障。 Professor X smiles, like a true senile dementia, just wants to find the breach on Deadpool, sees Luo Su to draw a pistol, aim and fire, the movement forms a coherent whole. x教授憨厚一笑,如同一个真正的老年痴呆,正想在死侍身上找到突破口,就见罗素拔枪、瞄准、射击,动作一气呵成。 Bang! 嘭！ „Professor, I urged your other like this to do, you are stupid, could not withstand the Wade memory. I do not know that you looked what will turn into, but I can confirm, Logan will be insane!” Luo Su said with a laugh, takes back the rifle scabbard the Desert Eagle charming. “教授,我劝你别这么做,你已经痴呆了,承受不住韦德的记忆。我不知道你看完会变成什么样,但我可以确认,罗根会疯掉！”罗素笑呵呵说完,帅气将沙鹰收回枪套。 Actually he is knows that nothing but is gets sick to add the sickness, based on senile dementia, a additional stupid person supposes again. 其实他是知道的,无非是病上加病,在老年痴呆的基础上,再加一个沙雕的人设。 Did Laura wink to stare at Luo Su armor, in the look writes all over curious and worship, in cartoon was right, the super hero who can pass through the space and time existed. 劳拉一眨不眨盯着罗素身上的护甲,眼神里写满了好奇和崇拜,漫画里是对的,可以穿越时空的超级英雄是存在的。 Driving Logan, saw Roller's appearance through the rear view mirror, the look was vigilant instantaneously. The innermost feelings pledged, goes all out not to want, does not let Laura and Deadpool, Luo Su is together alone...... 正开车的罗根,无意间通过后视镜看到罗拉的模样,眼神瞬间警惕了起来。内心发誓,拼了命不要,也决不让劳拉和死侍、罗素单独相处…… No, breathing the same piece air is not good! 不,呼吸同一片空气也不行！