Boston! 波士顿！ Northeast coastal area of Atlantic Ocean situated in U.S.A, capital of Massachusetts, is the biggest city. 位于美帝东北部大西洋沿岸,马萨诸塞州的首府,也是最大的城市。 Deadpool pushes the door to walk into, this is one church that repairs, scaffold everywhere, and plastic film of blocking dustfall. A Luo Su face compelled to follow ignorant, after Deadpool closed the door, the door opened again. 死侍推门走入,这是一间正在重新装修的教堂,遍地的脚手架,以及遮挡落尘的塑料薄膜。罗素一脸懵逼跟着走了进来,待死侍把门关上之后,重新将门打开了一遍。 What does not have, the ordinary street dim light of night, no longer is the debauchery in New York. 什么都没有,普通的街头夜色,不再是纽约的灯红酒绿。 „Wade, how do you achieve?” “韦德,你怎么做到的？” Luo Su knows that Deadpool can break the fourth wall, has ability that enters other world, even can seize the neck that the cartoon edits, with the blade threat opposite party, but specific detail does not have the clue. 罗素知道死侍可以打破第四面墙,拥有进入其他世界的能力,甚至能掐住漫画编辑的脖子,拿刀威胁对方,但具体细节方面毫无头绪。 【Deadpool】 In series movie's second, made to the Deadpool crossing over ability explained, he stole the Cable time watch, returned to save own girlfriend. 【死侍】系列电影第二部里,对死侍的穿越能力做出了一些解释,他偷了电索的时间手表,回到过去拯救了自己的女友。 But, not only in the painted eggshell, is the time that Deadpool shuttles back and forth, he also entered other world, as well as breaks the fourth wall, got rid of Canadian who prepares to play Green Lantern. 但在彩蛋之中,死侍穿梭的不仅是时间,他还进入了其他世界,以及打破第四面墙,干掉了准备出演绿灯侠的加拿大人。 Also is he himself! 也就是他自己！ Prepares for passes through time, Luo Su then concentrates on, wants to have a look at Deadpool to enter the detail processes of other world. 做好穿越准备的时候,罗素便全神贯注,想看看死侍进入其他世界的细节过程。 When result goods pass through is also perfunctory compared with his System, System will also at least make him at present one black, Deadpool looked for a door on the avenue casually, after shoving open, entered another world. 结果这货穿越时比他的系统还敷衍,至少系统还会让他眼前一黑,死侍在大街上随便找了一扇门,推开之后,就进入了另一个世界。 „Passes through the world, to me and eats meal to drink water equally easily , there is nothing to explain.” Installs to compel in front of Luo Su rarely, Deadpool seems very arrogant. “穿越世界而已,对我来说就和吃饭喝水一样容易,没什么好解释的。”难得在罗素面前装回逼,死侍显得十分傲慢。 „Ten ten thousand USD!” “十万美刀！” „Becoming......” “成……” Deadpool is just about full mouth to comply, suddenly remembers Luo Su is not short of money, coughs lightly: „Waiter, passes through the principle of the world to be complex, ten ten thousand USD are very difficult to explain clearly. Is inferior to this, I do not occupy you to be cheap, 20 ten thousand USD non- counter-offers, previous time I write off taking advantage of your money in the casino.” 死侍正要满口答应,突然想起罗素不差钱,轻咳一声:“伙计,穿越世界的原理非常复杂,十万美刀很难解释清楚。不如这样,我也不占你便宜,二十万美刀不还价,上次我在赌场借你的钱一笔勾销。” Luo Su cold snort/hum two: „Five ten thousand USD!” 罗素冷哼两声:“五万美刀！” „Wait, was your price the report instead?” “等等,你的价格是不是报反了？” „Two ten thousand USD!” “两万美刀！” „Stop, do not continue to report, 20,000 are very high.” Discovered that Luo Su does not eat oneself this set, Deadpool quickly stops. “stop,别继续报了,两万已经很高了。”发现罗素不吃自己这一套,死侍急忙喊停。 „Now says how you achieve.” “现在说说,你是怎么做到的。” Deadpool hmph hmph two, discontented Luo Su stingy behavior: „You should ask that the stupid cartoonist of that picture not good thigh proportion, he establishes me to achieve, I achieved.” 死侍哼哼两声,不满罗素的抠门行为:“你应该问那个画不好腿部比例的沙雕漫画家,他设定我能做到,我就做到了。” „Therefore?” “所以呢？” Deadpool shrugs: „Therefore I don't know either!” 死侍耸耸肩:“所以我也不知道！” „......” “……” The Luo Su silent moment, draws out the back Adamantium blade: „Bright weapon! What does not know, but also dares to shout out the price 20 ten thousand USD, does not sliver the piece you, I feared that in the evening cannot sleep.” 罗素沉默片刻,拔出背后的艾德曼合金刀:“亮兵器吧！什么都不知道,还敢叫价二十万美刀,不把你切成片,我怕晚上睡不着觉。” „Waiter, I cracks a joke, the friendship among us, how possibly really to deceive your 20 ten thousand USD.” Deadpool withdraws two steps, knocks down near the wall Cross statue, quickly squares it, is pointing at the above Jesus: „Luo Su, here is a church, hurries to receive the blade, your leader is visiting you.” “伙计,我就是开个玩笑,以我们之间的友情,怎么可能真骗你二十万美刀。”死侍退后两步,撞倒墙边的十字架塑像,急忙将其摆正,指着上面的耶稣:“罗素,这里是教堂,赶紧把刀收起来,你的领导在看着你。” „He is not my leadership.” “他才不是我的领导。” Luo Su approaches step by step, may escape in the corner Deadpool roadless. 罗素一步步逼近,将死侍堵在墙角无路可逃。 In two stupid, entertains daily, plays the happy time, together does not have the mark to be possible the homing sound from the corner of church to resound. 就在两个沙雕,日常自娱自乐,玩得正开心的时候,一道无迹可寻的声音自教堂的角落里响起。 „Get lost! Here is the domain of devil!” “滚出去！这里是恶魔的地盘！” „I am the envoy of devil, orders you in the name of child of devil, leaves my territory!” “我是恶魔的使者,以恶魔之子的名义命令你们,离开我的领地！” „......” X2 “……”x2 Luo Su blinks, looks to Deadpool: „Moves instantaneously, he is Nightcrawler!?” 罗素眨眨眼,望向死侍:“瞬间移动,他是夜行者！？” „Right!” “没错！” „Why is here, I think that you will lead me to go to the talent youngster school directly.” “为什么是这里,我以为你会直接带我去天才少年学院。” „Because we are the adults, crossed the best admittance age, bald will not treat sees us.” “因为我们是成年人,过了最佳入学年纪,光头不会待见我们。” „Spoke the logical expression!” “说人话！” „Good, we are not mutant, going to that will not be popular, might as well......” “好吧,我们不是变种人,去了那也不会受欢迎,还不如……” „Wait!” “等等！” Luo Su breaks Deadpool, the doubts said: „Aren't you mutant? I remember you make after a period of time x fights the police.” 罗素打断死侍,疑惑道:“你不是变种人吗？我记得你做过一段时间的x战警。” Deadpool shrugs, the grievance said: „They discriminate against me, mutant that because I artificially make.” 死侍耸耸肩,委屈道:“他们歧视我,因为我是人为制造出来的变种人。” „Get lost! Here is the domain of devil!” “滚出去！这里是恶魔的地盘！” „I am the envoy of devil, in the name of child of devil......” “我是恶魔的使者,以恶魔之子的名义……” During the dialogue inserted the Nightcrawler deep dialog, but affects Luo Su and Deadpool continues to exchange: „Wade, you are afraid your memory ** the professor reads, then his cognitive death, you ** fights the police to chase down?” 对话之中插进了夜行者深沉的对白,但并影响罗素和死侍继续交流:“韦德,难道你害怕自己的记忆**教授读取,然后他脑死亡,你**战警们追杀？” „How possibly, that is ‚male god Deadpool slaughters the Marvel universe’ the plot, puts invalid here.” “怎么可能,那是‘男神死侍屠杀漫威宇宙’的情节,放这里行不通。” Luo Su does not believe that the stupid Deadpool brain capacity that because he knows is limited, the vision does not have like this to be long-term. Two people look at each other moment, Deadpool raise the hand, told the facts: „Good, I acknowledged, I can pass through the world and enter the plot, but in control time node aspect, occasionally a little small error.” 罗素还是不信,因为他认识的沙雕死侍脑容量有限,目光没有这么长远。两人对视片刻,死侍举起手,实话实说道:“好吧,我承认,我可以穿越世界并进入剧情,但在控制时间节点的方面,偶尔会有一点小误差。” „I understood, you are not good!” “我懂了,你不行！” „Get lost! Here is the domain of devil!” “滚出去！这里是恶魔的地盘！” „I am the envoy of devil, by the child of devil......” “我是恶魔的使者,以恶魔之子……” The Nightcrawler sound resounds again, or had not stopped, Luo Su was really driven beyond the limits of forbearance, spits the mortise: „This fellow did not have other lines, said, he was a reread machine?” 夜行者的声音再次响起,或者说一直就没停下来过,罗素实在忍无可忍了,吐槽道:“这家伙是没其他台词了,还是说,他就是个复读机？” Deadpool follows saying: „The second possibility is bigger, why does not know, I frequently also unceasingly redundant a few words.” 死侍跟着说道:“第二种的可能性更大,不知道为什么,我经常也会不断重复一句话。” „Get lost! Here is the devil......” “滚出去！这里是恶魔……” Bang! 嘭！ Luo Su seeks the sound to open fire toward the top of the head, after pitiful yell, the whole body dark blue skin, grew a tail, Nightcrawler of taking the form of hell devil is falling ruthlessly on the ground. 罗素寻着声音朝头顶开了一枪,惨叫过后,全身深蓝色皮肤,长着一条尾巴,形似地狱魔鬼的夜行者狠狠摔在了地上。 Copes moves instantaneously, Luo Su has EXP very much, he grasps the spear/gun to aim at Nightcrawler: „Boy, Cross like this is conspicuous, you said that here is the domain of devil, as a main soldier, I a little could not listen.” 对付瞬间移动,罗素很有经验,他握枪对准夜行者:“小子,十字架这么显眼,你却说这里是恶魔的地盘,作为一名主的战士,我有点听不下去了。” „Please do not kill me, my anything does not know......” “请不要杀我,我什么都不知道……” The Nightcrawler arm is hit, fell down to fall seven meat eight elements from the roof, facing the pitch-dark muzzle, unexpectedly the ability that forgot itself to have instantaneous moves, rolled up trembles on the ground. 夜行者手臂中弹,从房顶掉下摔了个七荤八素,面对黑洞洞的枪口,竟是忘了自己拥有瞬间移动的能力,蜷缩在地上瑟瑟发抖。 Facts showed, the appearance and character are completely two matters, do not look that Nightcrawler does not put on make-up also to pretend to be the hell guest, in fact is timid, even can say that dreads with the human contact. 事实证明,外貌和性格完全是两码事,别看夜行者不化妆也能冒充地狱来客,实际上胆子很小,甚至可以说畏惧和人类接触。 Luo Su receives the Desert Eagle, pulls out the sapphire Cross necklace, by mask jar sound jar gas channel/angrily said: „The child of wrong path, you do not need to dread, we are not good...... the unprincipled person.” 罗素收起沙鹰,掏出蓝宝石十字架项链,透过面具瓮声瓮气道:“迷途的孩子,你无需畏惧,我们不是什么好……坏人。” Whiz! 嗖！ Deadpool seizes the Cross necklace in Luo Su, the shock had said: „Waiter, you deceives me, this type of high-quality goods have, added oneself have not seen God!” 死侍一把夺过罗素手里的十字架项链,震惊道:“伙计,你又骗我,这种高级货都有,还说自己没见过上帝！” „Without seeing has not seen.” “没见过就是没见过。” Luo Su brings back the necklace, a pair of light wing launches in the back, is welcoming the Nightcrawler devout vision, puts out a hand one on him to caress, in a flash, the wound heals completely. 罗素拿回项链,一对光翼在背后展开,迎着夜行者虔诚的目光,伸手在他身上一抚,转瞬间,伤口全部愈合完毕。 The light wing Cross Saint light cure, Nightcrawler without delay, kneels down immediately under the Luo Su special effect: „Lord, I am guilty!” 光翼十字架圣光治愈,夜行者二话不说,立马跪倒在罗素的特效之下:“主啊,我有罪！” Good, the road is very wide! 不错,路很宽！ Luo Su satisfaction nods, receives the light wing, affable say/way: „Child, said your crime, main will certainly forgive......” 罗素满意点点头,收起光翼,和蔼可亲道:“孩子,说出你的罪过,主一定会宽恕……” „Vomiting was too disgusting, I spat in the mask.” “呕太恶心了,我又吐在面罩里了。” Bang! 嘭！ A Luo Su spear/gun hits to explode the stupid dog head, when looks to Nightcrawler, restored benignly: „Child, we continues, just speaking of which?” 罗素一枪打爆沙雕的狗头,看向夜行者时,恢复了和颜悦色:“孩子,我们继续,刚刚说到哪了？” Nightcrawler: „......” 夜行者:“……” Rumble!! 轰隆隆！！ The startling thunderclap has delimited outside the church, the sudden god of thunder does not have the indication, the front door of church was shoved open, two wear the black windproof coat selected the form to walk high. 惊雷在教堂外划过,突如其来的雷神毫无征兆,教堂的大门被推开,两个身着黑色风衣的高挑身影走了进来。 „Masked man, lays down your spear/gun!” “蒙面人,把你的枪放下！”