!! 噼里啪啦！！ The thunder thick liquid cremation ground, melts the diameter two meters fiery-red mud flow, the venom struggles vigorously, but also tries to take possession Luo Su, ends in failure completely. By the Luo Su investment magma, was whinned sad and shrill, finally changes to wisp of light smoke. 雷浆烧化地面,熔出直径两米的火红色泥流,毒液极力挣扎,还试图过附身罗素,全部以失败告终。被罗素投入岩浆之中,凄厉哀嚎,最终化作一缕青烟。 Deadpool the long blade income scabbard, does not know where from puts out a small mirror, is comparing scissors in the puts on airs. 死侍将长刀收入刀鞘,不知从哪拿出一面小镜子,比着剪刀手在臭美。 „Luo Su, you thought how this modeling, does attract the powder not?” “罗素,你觉得这个造型怎么样,吸粉不？” Luo Su did not understand really, he only knows, if the stupid perfect score is 100 points, Deadpool can score 290 points! 罗素不甚了解,他只知道如果沙雕的满分是100分,死侍能得290分！ in addition 2! 加二！ „Wade, do you want to do?” Luo Su does not know that Deadpool which root silly muscle built wrong. “韦德,你想干什么？”罗素不知死侍哪根傻筋又搭错了。 „This also uses to ask, naturally attended the press conference!” “这还用问,当然是参加记者招待会啊！” Deadpool said naturally: „Under your my joint effort, is not right, under my enlightened leadership, X-Force saved New York. As the core figure of team leader and this war, I must say anything to masses, satisfies them the curiosity to super hero.” 死侍理所当然说道:“在你我的合力之下,不对,在我的英明领导之下,x特攻队拯救了纽约。身为队长和此战的核心人物,我得对大众说点什么,满足他们对超级英雄的好奇心。” „Wade, has this time, might as well said goodbye with Parker, we should start the next world.” “韦德,有这时间,还不如和帕克告别,我们该启程去下一个世界了。” „Snort, I do not see Parker! Must see is also he sees me!” “哼,我才不去见帕克呢！要见也是他来见我！” Deadpool casts aside panting in indignation excessively, he ignores the danger to give support, finally after the villain was overthrown, Parker is hugging Mary Jian single-handedly, is hugging Harry single-handedly, from the start had not planned leaves a position to him. 死侍气呼呼撇过头,他不顾生命危险前来支援,结果反派被打倒之后,帕克一手搂着玛丽・简,一手搂着哈利,压根就没打算给他留个位置。 Person who this type does not have the conscience, having what is good to say goodbye! 这种没良心的人,有什么好告别的！ Deadpool sets firm resolve, starting today swears off bad hobby Spider-Man, is the aloof male god who does not spare a glance! 死侍下定决心,从今天开始戒掉不良嗜好蜘蛛侠,重新做回不屑一顾的高冷男神！ Ate the taste following Deadpool the vision, Luo Su saw three people that held in the same place, Parker, Harry, Mary Jian, very powerful three people of groups, in various significances. 顺着死侍吃味儿的目光,罗素看到了抱在一起的三人,帕克、哈利、玛丽・简,很强大的三人组,各种意义上。 In bystander opinion, this is very normal, the hostage woman was rescued successfully, hugs two super heroes to burst into tears the expression of gratitude. But in the insider eyes, for example Luo Su, seeming like another edition. 在外人看来,这一幕很正常,人质妇女被成功解救,抱着两位超级英雄流泪道谢。但在知情者眼中,比如罗素,看起来就是另一个版本了。 This is a gratitude and grudges tangled up triangle love, Harry and Mary Jane Eyre crosses, Parker and Mary Jane Eyre cross, as Harry and Parker of love rival is in the person of same belief the person, is the diehards and good base friend. 这是一段恩怨缠绵的三角恋,哈利和玛丽・简爱过,帕克和玛丽・简爱过,作为情敌的哈利和帕克即是同道中人,又是死党兼好基友。 Three people are each other love rivals, the intriguing relationship network, making the soap opera can the water 200 volumes. 三人都是彼此的情敌,错综复杂的关系网,拍成电视剧能水200集。 Only can say that Mary Jian is the life winner, operated three sentimental lines perfectly, exposes under the sunlight outwardly has not turned over. 只能说玛丽・简才是人生赢家,完美经营了三条感情线,明面暴露在阳光下也没翻车。 „In there, super heroes there......” “在那里,超级英雄们在那里……” „Do not be in the way, I am the The Daily Bugle reporter, delayed my interview to the Angel, tomorrow I will spurt you with a sector.” “别挡路,我是号角日报的记者,耽误了我对天使的专访,明天我就用一个版块来喷死你。” „Damn, opens your dog eye, I am your boss!” “该死,睁大你的狗眼,我是你老板！” „......” “……” Outside the construction site, confusion of voices, the reporters swarm , the fans of super hero follow. 建筑工地外,人声嘈杂,记者们一拥而入,超级英雄的粉丝们紧随其后。 Enormous and powerful, a large number, takes a broad view to look to have over ten thousand people at least. 浩浩荡荡,人数众多,放眼望去起码得有上万人。 Deadpool sees that ecstatically, opened both hands to walk toward the crowd: „Fans, everyone should not be anxious , should not be crowded, wanting the signature to hurry to line up, when my press conference ended, satisfies you.” 死侍见状心花怒放,张开双手朝人群走了过去:“各位粉丝们,大家不要急,也不要挤,想要签名赶紧排好队,等我的记者招待会结束,一个个满足你们。” „Walks, without press conference, does not have the fans.” Luo Su holds Deadpool that swoops, the back light wing opens, the vibration wing flies to the nighttime sky. “走吧,没有记者招待会,也没有粉丝。”罗素一把抓住飞扑出去的死侍,背后光翼张开,振动翅膀飞向夜空。 „Angel, I love you.” “天使,我爱你。” „Do not walk, I must give you to lay an egg!” “不要走,我要给你生蛋！” „Xx buildings, oo room, this is my room number, I there you......” “xx大厦,oo房间,这是我的房间号,我在那里等你……” „Angel, I did not have the parents since childhood, opens wide in the orphanage. When six years old serious illness paralysis, only then above the neck can move, defeats the illness with great difficulty, because the traffic accident hit the whole body bone, but I stood again, but also got the sports scholarship of school. Looked that is pitiful in my like this, in share that also like this stands buffer, completes dream that I take a group photo! Asked you!” “天使,我从小没了父母,在孤儿院张大。六岁时重病瘫痪,只有脖子以上才能动,好不容易战胜病魔,又因为车祸撞断了全身骨头,但我再次站了起来,还拿到了学校的体育奖学金。看在我这么可怜,又这么坚强不屈的份上,完成我合影的梦想吧！求你了！” „The stupid hero, I likes your style, without you serves as contrast, Angel seems like also ordinary.” “沙雕侠,我喜欢你的风格,没有你衬托,天使看起来也就一般。” „......” “……” „Luo Su, are you doing?” “罗素,你在干什么？” Deadpool was held the ankle area, pours to raise in the midair, looks at the fans of cheering not to abandon. Especially that fans handicapped but with strong will, in the stamp his tears point, this shadow must gather. 死侍被抓住脚踝,倒提在半空,望着欢呼的粉丝们十分不舍。尤其是那位身残志坚的粉丝,戳中了他的泪点,这个影必须得合。 „Wade, the super hero must maintain the mystery.” “韦德,超级英雄得保持神秘感。” „Nonsense! I do not want the mystery, I want the female fan, I want the business to represent!” “狗屁！我不要神秘感,我要女粉丝,我要商业代言！” „No joking, maintaining the mystery was the good deed, this called the hungry marketing......” Luo Su to do best to convince to trick stupid: „You more far away from the fans, they more thought that you compel the standard to be full, is different from other beautiful heroic goods, even more worships you.” “别闹了,保持神秘感是好事,这叫饥饿营销……”罗素苦口婆心忽悠着沙雕:“你越是远离粉丝,他们越是觉得你逼格满满,和其他妖艳的英雄货色不一样,也就越发崇拜你。” „Really?” “真的？” „Naturally, will I deceive you? You looked, Parker and Harry didn't leave?” “当然了,难道我会骗你？你看,帕克和哈利不也离开了吗？” „But......” “可……” „Not, but, maintains the distance to set up the aloof person supposes, the fans like the powerful and callous hero. Actually this is also one way that installs to compel, told the fans, you did not like the worldling of fresh flower and applause.” “没有可是,保持距离是为了树立高冷人设,粉丝们喜欢强大而冷酷的英雄。其实这也是装逼的一种方式,告诉粉丝们,你不是喜欢鲜花和掌声的俗人。” „Luo Su, you are very probably skilled, I meant that is installing to compel this aspect.” “罗素,你好像很熟练,我是说在装逼这方面。” „No, I never install to compel.” “没有,我从不装逼。” „But Luo Su, I am like the female fan and rich female fans, as well as rich and attractive female fans! I cannot change, or you are responsible for installing to compel, I get down and fans interact, am responsible for being a worldling.” “但是罗素,我就是喜欢女粉丝和有钱的女粉丝,以及有钱又漂亮的女粉丝！我改不了了,要不你来负责装逼,我下去和粉丝互动,负责做个俗人。” „It is not good, I will not install to compel!” “不行,我不会装逼！” Luo Su cold snort/hum, really must make Deadpool contact the fans, if too happy to think of home and duty, postpones to enter next the time of the world, who makes up for his loss. 罗素冷哼一声,真要让死侍接触到粉丝,万一乐不思蜀,推迟进入下一个世界的时间,谁来弥补他的损失。 Deadpool hears word long time has not spoken, hangs upside down in the midair, holds the chest single-handedly, is arriving at the chin single-handedly, pondered calmly: „Luo Su, I suddenly discover a matter, cheering of fans is very warm, but is saying Angel, how did no one mention me?” 死侍闻言半晌没说话,倒吊在半空,一手抱胸,一手抵着下巴,冷静思考:“罗素,我突然发现一件事,粉丝们的欢呼很热情,可都在说天使,怎么没人提到我？” No, some people raised, but also had to conform to your makings very much the nickname! 不,有人提了,还起了个很符合你气质的外号！ Was far away from the construction site, Luo Su drew in the wing, landed with Deadpool top level of a building, the latter never forgot own fans. In fact, looked that he pulls the tight-fitting pants once for a while, knows that he wants to do. 远离了建筑工地,罗素收拢羽翼,和死侍降落在一栋大厦顶层,后者念念不忘自己的粉丝。事实上,看他时不时扯一下紧身裤,就知道他想干啥了。 „Ok, Wade, be not thinking the fans, hurried to enter the next world.” Lest causes trouble late, Luo Su brought up the topic that Deadpool most was interested in: „About the next member, whom you plans to invite?” “好了,韦德,别想着粉丝了,赶紧进入下一个世界。”唯恐迟则生变,罗素提起死侍最感兴趣的话题:“关于下一位成员,你打算邀请谁？” Deadpool looks out the construction site, whispered does not know that is saying anything, spoke thoughtlessly saying: „Young girl combination that what next member, makes a debut newly?” 死侍遥望建筑工地,嘀嘀咕咕不知在说些什么,随口回道:“什么下一位成员,新出道的少女组合吗？” Bang! 嘭！ Luo Su blows the muzzle, when the Deadpool self-recovery finished, said: „The X-Force member, who the next person is, should not only then our two!” 罗素吹了吹枪口,等到死侍自愈完毕,才说道:“x特攻队的成员,下一个人是谁,该不会只有我们两个吧！” A Deadpool two racket: „Hou, said that next member, I have wanted to gather somebody, but he refuses to join each time, added that I am stupid.” 死侍两手一拍:“哦嚯,说道下一位成员,我一直想把某个人招揽进来,但每次他都拒绝加入,还说我是个沙雕。” Luo Su nods, this sounds like a normal person! 罗素点点头,这位听起来是个正常人！ „Then, did you give up?” “然后呢,你就放弃了？” „No, then he died.” “不,然后他就死了。” „......” “……” „Waiter, your is what look, his death and I have nothing to do, is the screenwriter and director wrong...... are not related, his fame is very big, producing the company will not make him die is too long, after a period of time, changed an actor to resurrect. Before I also heard, Harry Potter wants to play him, laughed at me!” “伙计,你那是什么眼神,他的死和我无关,是编剧和导演的错……不过没关系,他名气很大,出品公司不会让他死太久,过段时间,换个演员就复活了。之前我还听说,哈利・波特想演他,笑死我了！” The Luo Su brow selects: „Is Wolverine?” 罗素眉头一挑:“是金刚狼吗？” Deadpool two aim at Luo Su compared with the spear/gun, the point praised: „Right, is he, my male god Hugh Jackman.” 死侍两手比枪对准罗素,点赞道:“没错,就是他,我的男神休・杰克曼。” „Isn't your male god Parker?” “你的男神不是帕克吗？” „Now not.” “现在不是了。” „......” “……” Luo Su static ponder, if the Wolverine independent film, the appeared character strength is also ordinary, but if x war police series, will have many powerhouses to arrive one after another. 罗素静静思考,如果是金刚狼的独立电影,出现的人物实力也就一般,但如果是x战警系列,会有很多强者陆续登场。 Professor X, Magneto, Sentry, Black King, Apocalypse and other first-class mutant powerhouses, the ability serviceability is widespread, even if could not cope with Dormammu, placed other Mission World, with can still work as the trump card. x教授、万磁王、哨兵、黑皇、天启等一流的变种人强者,能力适用性广泛,就算对付不了多玛姆,放在其他任务世界,用好了也能当王牌。 In addition, various all kinds of abilities, the pointedness is extremely strong, may be called a treasure house, the god level pulls out the card scene. 除此之外,还有五花八门的各种能力,针对性极强,堪称一座宝库,神级抽卡现场。 To be honest, Luo Su is interested in Storm Character Card very much, because in that throws in the street novel, his initial character template is Storm. 说实话,罗素对暴风女的人物卡很感兴趣,因为在那本扑街小说里,他的初始人物模板就是暴风女。 „Wade, I thought that you should not give up, we go together 【X fights the police】 The world, this time is made the persuasive speaker by me.” Luo Su pats the bang bang to make noise the chest, if the luck is good, pulls out to SSR black Phoenix Character Card directly, Dormammu is nothing! “韦德,我觉得你不应该放弃,我们一起去【x战警】的世界,这次由我来做说客。”罗素把胸脯拍得梆梆作响,若是运气好,直接抽到ssr的黑人物卡,多玛姆又算个屁！ „Oh, the waiter, how did you assign the world suddenly?” “唉,伙计,你怎么突然就指定世界了？” „Does not have other meaning, there person is lively, the magnificent scene suits you to rub the current capacity!” “没别的意思,那里人多热闹,大场面适合你蹭流量！”