Deadpool is suddenly proper, making Luo Su feel absurd, his brow wrinkle, resembled thought of anything, the control rainwater patted on Deadpool, patted from the roof it directly. 死侍突然正经起来,让罗素感觉非常荒谬,他眉头一皱,似是想到了什么,操控雨水拍在死侍身上,直接将其从楼顶拍了下去。 After ten seconds, Deadpool struggles to crawl, said breathless: „Spends Q, why attacks me suddenly?” 十秒钟后,死侍挣扎着爬上来,气急败坏道:“花Q,为什么突然攻击我？” Luo Su is knitting the brows stubbornly: „What kind of, did the fever draw back?” 罗素死死皱着眉:“怎么样,烧退了吗？” „......” “……” Deadpool sighed speechless, turned over/stood up to sit in the attic border, two feet flew high the swing: „Luo Su, you know that couple days ago, these by the name card that you discarded, I picked.” 死侍无语叹了口气,翻身坐在顶楼边沿,两只脚凌空摇摆:“罗素,你知道吗,前几天,那些被你扔掉的名片,我都捡了起来。” „Then, did you hit?” “然后呢,你打过去了？” On the Luo Su mouth is asking, has actually guessed correctly the answer at heart, these model little elder sisters like discussing money with the poor person, as well as discussed the sentiment with the rich man, Deadpool look ugly also does not have money, is definitely rebuffed. 罗素嘴上问着,心里却已经猜到了答案,那些模特小姐姐喜欢和穷人谈钱,以及和有钱人谈感情,死侍长得丑又没钱,肯定碰了一鼻子灰。 „Un, I call them, but they pay no attention to me.” “嗯,我给她们打了电话,但她们都不理我。” Really so! 果然如此！ Luo Su nods: „Paying no attention to you are very normal, after all is one crowd to vainly hope for the girl of struggle, but you are unable to realize their dreams.” 罗素点点头:“不理你很正常,毕竟是一群为了梦想而奋斗的女孩,而你无法实现她们的梦想。” „Yes, their dreams were too expensive, unexpectedly wants my 2000 USD......” “是啊,她们的梦想太贵了,居然要我2000美刀……” Deadpool sobbed the sigh: „Oh, I like for 50 USD the young people of struggle! Practical sincere and conscientious, mentality is straight, sooner or later will one day succeed!” 死侍唏嘘感叹:“唉,我还是喜欢为了50美刀而奋斗的年轻人！务实诚恳、脚踏实地、心态端正,迟早有一天会成功！” Luo Su shows the whites of the eyes, entered quickly ended this topic: „Said like this are many, your what meaning?” 罗素翻了个白眼,快进结束这段话题:“说了这么多,你到底什么意思？” „This world was too boring, I must go to the next world, recruits a team member, if he, definitely Parker stronger.” Speaking of this, Deadpool said unfeelingly: „Parker is past tense, blessed him to plunge to death in the pit of Mary Jian, can never crawl.” “这个世界太无聊了,我要去下一个世界,重新招收一个队员,如果是他的话,肯定比帕克要强。”说到这,死侍冷酷无情道:“帕克已经是过去时了,祝福他摔死在玛丽・简的坑里,永远也爬不上来。” „Said half-day idle talk, is not because was flung.” “说了半天废话,还不是因为被甩了。” „It is not right, is I flings Parker.” “不对,是我甩得帕克。” „Little deceived people, your licks the dog......” “少骗人了,你这条舔狗……” Two people turn around to disappear in the dim light of night, preparation and other Deadpool returned to the home, attains the double blade and dual spears/pistols, goes to the new world to recruit the team member. 两人转身消失在夜色中,准备等死侍返回家中,拿到双刀和双枪,就去新世界招收队员。 Another side, careless Parker has a new lease of life, returns to the home smoothly, after changing the clothes, runs up to downstairs Mary Jian urgently. 另一边,粗心大意的帕克重获新生,光溜溜返回家中,换上衣服后,火急火燎跑到玛丽・简家楼下。 Did not have the venom, Parker to degenerate to hang the silk shape, was timid to act does not dare to go upstairs. Arouses the courage with great difficulty, discovered that on the leather shoes does not have the oil, decides first to go home to sleep, tomorrow will come to apologize by the fullest state of mind. 没了毒液,帕克退化成吊丝形态,缩手缩脚不敢上楼。好不容易鼓足勇气,发现皮鞋上面没有油,决定先回家睡一觉,明天以最饱满的精神状态上门道歉。 In fact, even if Parker has the courage, some people will not open the door to him, because Mary Jian is not at home. 事实上,即便帕克鼓起勇气,也不会有人给他开门,因为玛丽・简不在家。 Do not misunderstand, Mary Jian does not have the appointment new boyfriend, she triggered the branch plot of leading lady, jumps the cliff to obtain the marvelous ability rare book to be the same with male lead surely, the leading lady will be kidnapped by the villain surely. 别误会,玛丽・简没有约会新的男朋友,她触发了女主角的支线剧情,就跟男主角跳崖必定获得神功秘籍一样,女主角必定会被反派绑架。 A year ago, Mary Jian was kidnapped by Green Goblin ; A while ago, she was kidnapped by Doctor Octopus ; Now the situation is improved slightly, kidnaps her villain to turn into two, Sandman and venom Eddy. 一年前,玛丽・简被绿魔绑架;前段时间,她被章鱼博士绑架;现在情况稍微好转,绑架她的反派变成了两个,沙人和毒液埃迪。 Thus it can be seen, the girlfriend who is the super hero is not relaxed, except for a good physique, but must have a big heart. Otherwise, does not die of the super hero's hand, thrillingly was stimulated daily scares to death while still alive. 由此可见,做超级英雄的女朋友可不轻松,除了一副好身板,还得有个大心脏。不然的话,不是死于超级英雄之手,就是被惊险刺激的日常活活吓死。 ...... …… Two little building, the Deadpool grinding chirp squats in the bathroom, before saying to be on point of departure, leaves behind a point to recall to this world, then one snort/hum and flush toilet compete. 二层小楼,死侍磨磨唧唧蹲在卫生间,说是临别前,给这个世界留下一点追忆,便一哼一哈和抽水马桶较起了劲儿。 Luo Su is away from several walls to hear his noise attack, extremely speechless, opens the television to move in a big way the volume, contends with the spiritual pollution of Deadpool by this. 罗素隔着几道墙都能听到他的噪音攻击,极度无语之下,打开电视将音量调大,以此抗衡死侍的精神污染。 „Fellow audience, welcome to New York the news, this station reporter focuses on the hostage kidnapping for you continually, below makes us switch over the scene the lens......” “各位观众,欢迎收看纽约市内新闻,本台记者为您持续关注人质绑架事件,下面让我们把镜头切换到现场……” „Welcome watches the live broadcast of this station reporter, a woman was treated as the hostage to kidnap, to detain in the taxi car(riage), is hanging in the construction building midair of 80 story-high, that seems a giant spider web.” “欢迎收看本台记者的现场直播,一名妇女被当做人质劫持,关押在的士车中,悬挂于80层高的建筑大楼半空,那仿佛是一张巨大的蜘蛛网。” „The police all rescues of were prevented by Sandman, in addition, a strange Men in Black participation in, we think that from the beginning he wears black uniform Spider-Man, now confirmed that is the completely different another person......” “警方所有的营救行动都被沙人阻止,除此之外,还有一名奇怪的黑衣人参与其中,一开始我们以为他是身穿黑色制服的蜘蛛侠,现在证实是完全不同的另一个人……” „Good eye!” “好眼力！” Luo Su looks at the television picture, the secret nod, the reporter really has a unique skill one by one. For example, vision like a torch to be possible be called Hawkeye, being away from 80 buildings is so high, can see Mary Jian is a woman. 罗素看着电视画面,暗暗点头,记者果然各个身怀绝技。比如说现场这位,目光如炬堪称鹰眼,隔着80层楼那么高,都能看出玛丽・简是一位妇女。 Also is blind on Parker, regards the neighbor Little Sister her! 也就帕克眼瞎,把她当成邻家小妹！ „Wade, you ate to the full, ate to the full to hurry.” “韦德,你吃饱了没,吃饱了就赶紧出来。” Ping bell pang lang! 乒铃乓啷！ In the bathroom as if had anything to throw down, before long, Deadpool is grasping the straw paper, took the toilet to brush single-handedly, the pants hung in the foot neck, runs over on the like this small broken step. 卫生间里仿佛有什么东西摔倒了,不一会儿,死侍一手握着草纸,一手拿着马桶刷,裤子挂在脚脖,就这么小碎步跑了过来。 „Luo Su, what matter?” “罗素,什么事？” Bang! Bang! 嘭！嘭！ Luo Su without delay, draws out the Desert Eagle to fire two spears/guns continually, hit big Wade and small Wade, thought understanding, the body and mind is joyful immediately. 罗素二话不说,拔出沙鹰连开两枪,命中大韦德和小小小韦德,顿时念头通达,身心愉悦。 After 30 seconds, the Wade self-recovery finished, perhaps is the brain bitter experience hits hard, the aptness chose lost recalled, does not remember Luo Su has opened fire toward him, said hurriedly: „What's wrong, the buddy, what happened?” 30秒过后,韦德自愈完毕,或许是大脑遭遇重击,适当性选择了失忆,不记得罗素朝他开过枪,急匆匆道:“怎么了,哥们儿,发生了什么事？” Luo Su raised the hand referred to the television, in the picture, the venom rampant writes down a few words on the black big net: Spider-Man, has the courage to prevent us! 罗素抬手指了指电视机,画面上,毒液嚣张在黑色大网上写下一段话:蜘蛛侠,有胆子就来阻止我们！ „I also think that had anything, this plot I have looked, Parker selects two oppressively, then his good base friend...... is not right, his little brother Harry came, beat Sandman and inferior reporter jointly.” “我还以为发生了什么,这剧情我看过,帕克一挑二被虐,然后他的好基友……不对,他的小弟哈利来了,联手击败了沙人和蹩脚记者。” Deadpool relaxes, said with a smile: „Believes me, Parker can handle them , I went back then to draw like this smelly.” 死侍松了一口气,笑着说道:“相信我,帕克能搞定他们,就这样了,我回去接着拉臭臭。” „Wade, did you forget a matter?” “韦德,你是不是忘了一件事？” „What?” “什么？” „Venom is you brings from other world, it adhered to stick cohere you and Parker, the strength results in compared with the original works is not a tiny bit, can such Parker also be able to handle?” “毒液是你从其他世界带过来的,它先后附着了你和帕克,实力比原著中强得不是一点半点,这样帕克也能搞得定？” „Damn! Parker will certainly make into the picture......” “该死！帕克一定会被打成照片……” Deadpool hears Yanma, both hands raised the pants, the sinking sound says „Luo Su, arrives to our X commandos!” 死侍闻言骂了一句,双手提起裤子,沉声说道“罗素,到我们X特攻队登场的时候了！” „......” “……” „How?” “又怎么了？” „Did you clean up?” “你擦屁股了吗？” ( 11) X2 (一一)X2 „Ha, the waiter, you are chatting right? Who...... whose TM finishes attending the restroom...... not to clean up!” “哈哈哈,伙计,你在说笑对吗？谁……谁TM上完厕所不……不擦屁股呀！” Bang! 嘭！ ...... …… On the black spider webs of 80 story-high, Mary Jian sits in the float taxi car(riage) uneasy, she saw the letter of challenge of venom to Spider-Man, but she does not know whether Parker will come, because among two people as if played thoroughly. 80层高的黑色蛛网上,玛丽・简坐在悬浮的的士车中惴惴不安,她看到了毒液对蜘蛛侠的挑战书,但她不知道帕克是否会来,因为两人之间似乎彻底玩完了。 At this time, the crowds of ground cheered applaud, greet to swing New York hero Spider-Man that the spider's silk is coming, each Spider-Man can defeat the powerful enemy, the residents believes that these was no exception time. 这时,地面的围观群众欢呼鼓掌,迎接荡着蛛丝而来的纽约英雄蜘蛛侠,每一次蜘蛛侠都能战胜强敌,市民们相信这一次也不例外。 Parker swung several spider's silks continuously, flies high to leap to the black spider web on, in Mary Jian affection with car(riage) looks at each other. 帕克连续荡了几次蛛丝,凌空跃至黑色蛛网上,和车内的玛丽・简深情对视。 The security sense that Parker brings makes Mary Jian heart movement, think very much compound becomes his girlfriend again, but thinks the powerful villain combination, the hurried opens the mouth said: „Parker, this is a plot, they must kill you.” 帕克带来的安全感让玛丽・简心动不已,很想复合再成为他的女友,但一想到强大的反派组合,急忙开口道:“帕克,这是一个阴谋,他们要杀了你。” „This knows, my saves you to leave......” “这知道,我这就救你出……” Bang! 嘭！ The venom drops from the clouds, a foot trampled to fly Parker, two people flew high the combat, Parker was hit by three fist two feet cannot find the way, a temperament did not have. 毒液从天而降,一脚将帕克踹飞了出去,两人凌空作战,帕克被三拳两脚打得找不着北,一点脾气都没有。 „Ha, Parker, I and others you were very long.” Venom fierce ugly face dispersing, reveals the Eddy combative face. “哈哈哈,帕克,我等你很久了。”毒液狰狞的丑脸散开,露出埃迪杀气腾腾的面庞。 Said that this saying, the venom is for several attacks, knocked down from the sky Parker, throws to long-waiting Sandman. 说完这话,毒液又是一连几次攻击,将帕克从天空打落,扔给了等候已久的沙人。 The villain mixed doubles, Parker cannot be victorious, was been more oppressive much the human appearance. 反派混合双打,帕克一个也打不过,被虐得不成人样。 In the original works, Parker asked good brothers Harry to help, although the latter on the mouth rejected, the body was honest to catch up. 原著中,帕克找了好兄弟哈利帮忙,后者虽嘴上拒绝,身体却诚实得赶了过来。 This difference, has felt the venom unequalled strength addition, Parker knows that shouted who comes to bring death, even if he has seen strongest super heroic Luo Su, came same delivers the vegetable/dish. 这次不同,感受过毒液无与伦比的力量加成,帕克知道喊谁来都是送死,哪怕是他见过最强的超级英雄罗素,来了一样是送菜。 Parker fully realized, the venom and Sandman are the disasters that he annoys, the honest and good-natured person does not think, because involve others to lose one's life, chose starting a solo run. 帕克深知,毒液和沙人是他惹出来的祸事,老实人不想因为自己牵连其他人送命,选择了单刀赴会。 This is his mission, he will not escape, has never thought escaping! 这是他的使命,他不会逃跑,也从未想过逃跑！ Was plays probably greasily, Parker's soft and weak made two villains lose gradually suffered his interest, the venom is in front of television direct transmission, was stranded Parker on the steel frame crossbeam, one was pounded down by Sandman of huge sincerely. 大概是玩腻了,帕克的软弱无力让俩反派渐渐失去了折磨他的兴趣,毒液当着电视直播的面,将帕克困在钢架横梁上,由巨大化的沙人一拳拳砸下。 Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang- 嘭！嘭！嘭！嘭-- Under the rap of Sandman extremely rich rhythm, Parker cannot support gradually, the gripped tightly fist loosened, is incapable of hanging. 在沙人极富节奏感的敲击下,帕克渐渐支撑不住,紧握的拳头松开,无力垂了下去。 In the ground, the New York residents heart is serious, regards the child who the idol worships to cry to make noise Spider-Man. The television station does not endure the live broadcast like this cruel picture, the lens switch over, the host looks the sad color. 地面上,纽约市民心头沉重,一些把蜘蛛侠当成偶像来崇拜的孩子哭出了声。电视台不忍直播这么残忍的画面,镜头切换,主持人面露哀伤之色。 „Incredible, regarding the New York residents, today is a sad day, we may lose our good neighbor.” “令人难以置信,对于纽约市民来说,今天是个令人悲伤的日子,我们可能会失去自己的好邻居。” Bang!! 嘭！！ A pumpkin bomb blasts out on the Sandman face, the most head was embezzled by the flame, although he is the body of element, actually cannot bear remain silent to roar. 一枚南瓜炸弹在沙人脸上炸开,大半个脑袋被火焰吞没,他虽是元素之躯,却也忍不住闷声咆哮。 The Green Goblin slide drives rapidly, Harry is cold a face, he has not forgiven Parker, did not have, after disfiguring one's face, to hate Parker. 绿魔滑板急速驶来,哈利冷着一张脸,他没有原谅帕克,一直都没有,毁容之后更加痛恨帕克了。 Reason that comes to here, to not save Parker, but does not want to see that Parker was killed by others, because Spider-Man can only die in his hands. 之所以来这里,不是为了救帕克,而是不想看到帕克被别人杀死,因为蜘蛛侠只能死在他手里。 Harry: Right, is this, I hate him! 哈利:没错,就是这样,我恨他！ A building that approaches, Deadpool is listening to the cheers of crowd, pulled out the ear, disdains saying: „Luo Su, I suspected that small Green Goblin is intentionally.” 临近的一栋大楼,死侍听着人群的欢呼声,掏了掏耳朵,不屑道:“罗素,我怀疑小绿魔是故意的。” „What do you mean?” “什么意思？” „Actually the fellow had arrived, has suppressed has not been coming, for is to make Parker suffer two fists.” Deadpool said bitterly, just saw Parker to take a beating, his heart and liver was quick broken. “其实那家伙早就到了,一直憋着没现身,为的就是让帕克多挨两拳。”死侍恨恨说道,刚刚看到帕克挨揍,他的心肝都快碎了。 The Luo Su silent moment, said slowly: „We not also?” 罗素沉默片刻,缓缓说道:“我们不也是吗？” „We are different!” “我们不一样！” Deadpool said loudly: „As the strongest super heroic combination, our X commandos should arrive finally, this is the treatment of powerhouse, is an honor! The honor do you understand?” 死侍大声说道:“作为最强的超级英雄组合,我们X特攻队理应最后登场,这是强者的待遇,是一种荣誉！荣誉你懂吗？” Does not understand! 不懂！ Luo Su fastens surface armor, jar sound jar gas channel/angrily said: „Do not explain, you and other Harry, quite make him first enter the stage, by this friendship that helps Parker recall loses.” 罗素将面甲扣上,瓮声瓮气道:“别解释了,你只是在等哈利,好让他先出场,以此帮助帕克挽回失去的友谊。” Deadpool: „......” 死侍:“……” „Wade, Parker can know you, is his being honored!” “韦德,帕克能认识你,是他的荣幸！” „This, this, hehe, you praised me...... the Deadpool two feet to gather like this”, finger on the chin, the leaning head looked to side, said coyly: „You know on the line, next time let alone will come out, I will be shy.” “这,这个,嘿嘿,你这样夸我……”死侍两脚并拢,一根手指点在下巴上,偏头看向旁边,扭捏道:“你知道就行,下次别说出来,我会害羞的。” Luo Su neglected the Deadpool stupid lines subconsciously, bends down to look to the battlefield, Harry joins the fight, with the aid of Green Goblin various items, the battle efficiency is quite good. 罗素下意识忽略了死侍的沙雕台词,俯身看向战场,哈利加入战斗,借助绿魔的各种道具,战斗力颇为不俗。 Although he enters the stage rare, actually accidentally/surprisingly and Parker has the tacit understanding extremely, two people one plus one equal to two is not jointly simple, little said that also has 2.5. After one operates, two people...... 他虽少有出场,却意外地和帕克极有默契,两人联手绝非一加一等于二那么简单,少说也有2.5。一顿操作之后,两人…… Was hung to hit by venom one person! 被毒液一人吊打！ „Wade, enters the stage to us.” “韦德,到我们出场的时候了。” Deadpool is self-satisfied, he and other this day was very long: „Naturally, my double blade has been unable to tolerate thirst and hunger, I must in front of the TV scene, coming hero to arrive a time.” 死侍志得意满,他等这一天很久了:“当然,我的双刀已经饥渴难耐了,我要在电视镜头面前,来一次英雄降临。” „How you plan to arrive, here is a little high!” “你打算怎么登场,这里有点高啊！” „Small scene, this situation I have EXP, jumped directly on the line.” The Deadpool racket strikes one's chest, 50 buildings are high, he never pays attention. “小场面,这种情况我有经验,直接跳下去就行了。”死侍拍拍胸脯,才50层楼高,他从不放在眼里。 „That is only EXP that you jump from an upper story!” Luo Su is direct, what EXP this calculates. “那只是你跳楼的经验吧！”罗素直接无语,这算哪门子经验。 „Believes me, from ground also one meter, the left leg steps on the right foot to jump, was all right.” “相信我,距离地面还有一米时,左脚踩着右脚跳一下,就没事了。” „......” “……” Luo Su stares Deadpool not to speak, the cold wind has blown, the scene is somewhat awkward. 罗素瞪着死侍不说话,冷风吹过,场面有些尴尬。 „Wade, you determined that jumps not to have the issue directly?” “韦德,你确定直接跳下去没问题？” „Naturally, we will not fly...... wait/etc, do you want to do?” “当然了,我们又不会飞……等等,你要干什么？” „-” “啊啊啊--” Luo Su takes back the foot that tramples, a pair of light wing opens in the back, has swept the battlefield indifferently, flutters the dive under: „For a long time has not installed to compel, did not know this craftsmanship unfamiliar not......” 罗素收回踹出去的脚,一对光翼在背后张开,冷眼扫过战场,振翅俯冲而下:“好久没装逼了,不知道这门手艺生疏了没……” ------ ------ ‚Came to read the genuine for hegemon’ 3000 character in addition, asked the bill while convenient, what ticket was good! 为盟主‘还是过来看正版了’的3000字加更,顺便求一下票票,什么票都行！