AE :: Volume #15 我讨厌死侍

#593: Spider-Man and Doctor Octopus


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Ice-cold! Vibration! 冰冷!抖动! With slight bang the sound, Luo Su opened the eye, discovered oneself place in a train. 伴随着轻微的轰隆声,罗素睁开了眼睛,发现自己身处一辆列车之中。 Without the scar of knife wound male of unlimited bullet Desert Eagle, does not have ‚you are in this group of people quality best classical prologue, this is high structure suburban railway of a shuttle among tall buildings, the passengers is some ordinary citizens, most has the office workers of two gold-rimmed eyeglasses. 没有无限子弹沙鹰的刀疤男,也没有‘你是这批人里素质最好的一个’的经典开场白,这是一辆穿梭在高楼大厦之间的高架城铁,乘客们都是一些普通市民,最多有两个金丝眼镜的上班族。 The suit leather lead(er) and leather shoes scarf, in addition hand held briefcase, seems like that the office white-collar of listed company, 99% struggle in the sales first line actually. 西装革领、皮鞋围巾,外加一个手提公文包,看似上市公司的办公室白领,实则90%九奋斗在销售行业第一线。 Why do not ask, the high-level white-collar will unable to afford the automobile, goes out makes the subway? 别问为什么,高级白领会买不起汽车,出门做地铁? Nearby black person brothers are reading the newspaper, Luo Su put out a hand to seize from his hand, looks at the time place, was 2003 New York. 旁边的黑人兄弟正在看报纸,罗素伸手从其手中夺了过来,一看时间地点,是2003年的纽约市。 Good, withdraws the beforehand words, in New York this traffic jam's city, going out takes the subway is the conventional operation. 好吧,收回之前的话,在纽约这种交通拥堵的城市,出门坐地铁才是常规操作。 Hey, waiter, this is my newspaper.” “嘿,伙计,这是我的报纸。” The black person brothers are combing a long dirty pigtail, is very discontented with the Luo Su behavior, when speech revealed the short dagger of waist. 黑人兄弟梳着一头长长的脏辫,对罗素的行为十分不满,说话时露出了腰间的短匕。 Was intensively discriminated the black person as one, he carries a dagger along, is also conforms to the logical very much reasonably very much a matter, how the police caught do not dare to take him. 作为一名饱受歧视的黑人,他随身携带一把匕首,是很合理也很符合逻辑的一件事,警察抓到了都不敢拿他怎么样。 „Did you determine? Or you think again, this is really your newspaper?” “你确定?要不你再想想,这真的是你的报纸?” The Luo Su doubts knit the brows, unties the coat knot unknowingly, revealed the rifle butt of Desert Eagle unknowingly. 罗素疑惑皱眉,不经意间解开上衣扣子,又不经意间露出了沙鹰的枪把。 „......” “……” Silent a moment later, the black person brothers crack into a smile, the politeness does not lose the enthusiasm: Sorry, I remembered incorrectly, this is your newspaper.” 沉默片刻之后,黑人兄弟咧嘴一笑,礼貌又不失热情:“抱歉,我记错了,这是你的报纸。” All right, a newspaper. Also, I am not and you am earnest, but felt your type my my awesome the psychology is not right.” Luo Su does best to convince saying: Whose is whose is, you cannot, because are tall and sturdy, uses violence to force others. The way that nowadays society, solves the problem has, everyone can definitely sit down the truth, do you feel?” “没事,一份报纸而已。还有,我不是和你较真,只是觉得你这种‘我强我牛哔’的心理不对。”罗素苦口婆心说道:“是谁的就是谁的,你不能因为自己人高马大,就用暴力强迫别人。现如今的社会,解决问题的途径有很多,大家完全可以坐下来讲道理,你觉得呢?” „......” “……” The black person brothers incarnation expression package, a face compels to sit ignorant. 黑人兄弟化身表情包,一脸懵逼坐好。 Luo Su reads the newspaper, the first edition headline is several words that overstriking increases heisback, quite baffling, looked at him ignorant. 罗素翻看报纸,首版头条是加粗加大的几个单词‘heisback’,没头没尾的,把他都看懵了。 Who came back, Superman?” “谁回来了,超人吗?” Luo Su whispered, looked at marking and name of newspaper office, immediately narrowed the eye. 罗素嘀咕一句,一看报社的标识和名字,顿时眯起了眼睛。 The Daily Bugle! 号角日报 Really is Superman...... may Superman not in the metropolis? Wait, the metropolis is New York!” “果然是超人……可超人不是在大都会吗?等等,大都会就是纽约啊!” Luo Su gathers the newspaper, lifts the hand to embrace side the black person brothers' shoulder, the hard rifle butt withstood/top is black to the square features. 罗素将报纸一合,抬手揽住旁边黑人兄弟的肩膀,硬邦邦的枪把顶得对方脸都黑了。 Waiter, asked your several questions, honest reply. If dares to lie, hehe, is out you to understand!” “伙计,问你几个问题,老实回答。如果敢说谎,呵呵,下场你懂的!” Relax, I never lie.” Black person brothers face embarrassed smiles. “放心,我从不说谎。”黑人兄弟一脸尬笑。 „Is here New York?” “这里是纽约?” Un, New York Manhattan.” “嗯,纽约曼哈顿。” In newspaper this ‚does he whom refer to?” “报纸上这个‘他’指的是谁?” Spider-Man!” 蜘蛛侠!” „......” “……” Luo Su knits the brows to let loose the black person brothers, seemingly just made a mistake, The Daily Bugle corresponds Spider-Man, the Superman newspaper office is Daily Planet. 罗素皱眉放开黑人兄弟,貌似刚刚搞错了,号角日报对应蜘蛛侠,超人的报社是星球日报 Since is the Spider-Man world outlook, that mission is definitely related with Spider-Man, does not know that which edition this Spider-Man is, has conducts the online with other Marvel characters. 既然是蜘蛛侠的世界观,那任务肯定和蜘蛛侠有关,就是不知道这个蜘蛛侠是哪个版本,有没有和其他漫威人物进行联线。 If be only Spider-Man Peter Parker, the overall strength upper limit of plot character is too low, even pulls out to strongest Character Card, which with is unable to cope with Dormammu. 如果只有蜘蛛侠彼得・帕克,剧情人物的整体实力上限太低,即便抽到最强的一张人物卡,用无法哪来对付多玛姆 Now thinks that these are too far......” “现在想这些还太远……” The Luo Su urgent matter is confirmed Mission World that the edition of Spider-Man, generally speaking, he experiences is the movie, super heroic appearance in rare cartoon, therefore, Spider-Man that may meet only has three editions. 罗素当务之急是确认蜘蛛侠的版本,一般来说,他经历的任务世界都是电影,少有漫画中的超级英雄出现,所以,有可能遇到的蜘蛛侠只有三个版本。 Eye that Spider-Man of first-generation Tobey Ma Quill edition, eight abdominal muscles childish faces, a pair can speak. In the makings and localization of Spider-Man civilians hero is close, brings an affinity, is most classical Spider-Man. 第一代托比・马奎尔版本的蜘蛛侠,八块腹肌娃娃脸,还有一双会说话的眼睛。气质上和蜘蛛侠本身平民英雄的定位非常接近,自带一种亲和力,是最经典的蜘蛛侠 That classical ability is bigger, the responsibility is bigger, the influence is extremely profound, becomes the Spider-Man motto directly. 那句经典的‘能力越大,责任越大’,影响极其深远,直接成为了蜘蛛侠的座右铭。 Ultra of second-generation Gaffey edition can Spider-Man, the youth sunlight, vital, when plays commander Paoniu, beats the villain while convenient. 第二代加菲版本的超能蜘蛛侠,青春阳光、充满活力,耍帅泡妞之余,顺便殴打反派。 The crisp point had, makes one unable to bear complain, this where is the ordinary high-school student, where is the good neighbor of New York residents, this is family circumstances is clearly superior, eats and drinks the superpower boy who does not worry. 爽点是有了,却让人忍不住吐槽,这哪里是平凡高中生,哪里是纽约市民的好邻居,这分明就是一家境优越,吃喝不愁的超能力男孩。 School grass rank! 还是校草级别的! Gaffey edition Spider-Man, not common hanging silk makings, he was too graceful, the face value may be called average not wonderful, does not conform to the Spider-Man hanging silk image. 加菲版本的蜘蛛侠,没有毫不起眼的吊丝气质,他太帅了,颜值堪称平平无奇,不符合蜘蛛侠的吊丝形象。 Facts showed, grows leads uselessly, conforming to the original works is a kingly way, otherwise, even if has fans group huge Spider-Man big ip, still patted two not to have as follows. 事实证明,长得帅没用,符合原著才是王道,否则的话,即便是坐拥粉丝团体庞大的蜘蛛侠大ip,也拍两部就没下文了。 Spider-Man of third-generation Holland younger brother edition, the childish face, sporty, chatterbox, in the character is very likable, perfect return to original state Spider-Man cartoon image. 第三代荷兰弟版本的蜘蛛侠,娃娃脸、活力十足、话痨,性格上很讨人喜欢,完美还原蜘蛛侠漫画形象。 Because of the copyright issue, this Spider-Man has been homeless, lost thoroughly loved his father, very pitifully. 因为版权问题,这位蜘蛛侠已无家可归,彻底失去了爱他的爸爸,挺可惜的。 Looks over three editions, Luo Su most likes Tobey Ma Quill Spider-Man, first impressions are most lasting is an aspect, this Spider-Man grows from the petty bourgeois into the super hero, made the sacrifice and choice in the rugged distance, making one admire. 纵观三个版本,罗素最喜欢托比・马奎尔蜘蛛侠,先入为主是一方面,这位蜘蛛侠从小市民成长为超级英雄,在崎岖的路程上做出牺牲和选择,让人敬佩不已。 Even the setting of his manual spinning is incompatible with the original works, the humane brilliance still makes him shine to shine sufficiently . Moreover, he enough compels painstakingly, enough hangs the silk! 即便他手动吐丝的设定与原著不符,人性的光辉也足以让他发光发亮,而且,他足够苦逼,也足够吊丝! Bang!! 轰隆!! Luo Su is just thinking, suddenly has the upper air falling thing to hit the subway, Ironhide on top of the head is hollow, brings in the compartment people simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform to call out in alarm. 罗素正想着,突然有高空坠物击中地铁,头顶上的铁皮凹陷,引来车厢里众人齐齐惊呼。 What's the matter?” “怎么回事?” Had anything, has anything above......” “发生了什么,有什么东西在上面……” „......” “……” Luo Su sits on the seat calm, looks up to the freight car of top of the head, one after another extends to the next section of compartment hollowly, has ability to fight above the train. 罗素淡定坐在座椅上,抬头望向头顶的车皮,一连串凹陷延伸至下一截车厢,有能力者在列车上方战斗。 Crash-bang!! 哗啦啦!! Opposite glass was shattered, two forms disregard the earth's attraction, vertical stands side the compartment beats mutually. 对面的车窗破碎,两个身影无视地心引力,垂直站立在车厢侧面互殴。 A tight clothes of blue red interaction, one is to wear the yellow coat, the back has the middle-aged sunglasses male of four mechanical tentacles. 一个蓝红色相间的紧身衣,一个是穿着黄色大衣,背后有四条机械触手的中年墨镜男。 Luo Su both eyes narrow the eyes, Spider-Man and Doctor Octopus, here is the pain of first-generation edition compels Spider-Man. 罗素双目眯起,蜘蛛侠章鱼博士,这里是第一代版本的苦逼蜘蛛侠 mission? How to have triggered?” 任务呢?怎么又没触发?” ...... …… Doctor Octopus old name Otto Oake Tarves, is the outstanding nuclear physicist, is the super villain of falling into error in the movie. 章鱼博士原名奥托・奥克塔维斯,是个杰出的核能物理学家,在电影中属于误入歧途的超级反派。 He invented the mechanical tentacle, is powerful, a tentacle can lift 8 tons heavy item, has accurate, the antiradiation function, can assist him to complete very difficult experiment completely. 他发明了机械触手,力量强大,一只触手就能举起八吨的重物,极具精准度,完全抗辐射,可以辅助他完成高难度的实验。 In a man-made Sun of failure experiments, wife who the excess energy that the violent walks killed Doctor Octopus, but also destroyed the electronic protection chip after his brain. 在一次失败的人造太阳实验中,暴走的过剩能量杀死了章鱼博士的妻子,还破坏了他脑后的电子保护芯片。 Doctor Octopus has not died by luck, but four tentacles with the physical body fusion, having caused him to be controlled by the giant mechanical claw mental, wants to complete his crazy experiment recklessly. 章鱼博士侥幸未死,但四只触手已和肉体融合,导致他被巨大机械爪控制了心智,不顾一切想要完成他的疯狂实验。 Simply speaking, amasses money, experiment necessary tritium element, the radioisotope of hydrogen. 简单来说,就是抢钱,还有实验必备的氚元素,氢的放射性同位素。 Because of this, on he and Spider-Man bar, on the train this fight, the cause is he kidnaps Mary...... is not right, is Mary Jian. 正因为如此,他和蜘蛛侠杠上了,列车上这场战斗,起因是他绑架了玛丽苏……不对,是玛丽・简。 About this Mary Jian, is not good to appraise, can only say that Spider-Man as a super hero, so lives feels sad, she must pay 99% responsibility. 关于这位玛丽・简,不是太好评价,只能说蜘蛛侠作为一名超级英雄,活得如此心酸,她要付百分之九十九的责任。 First, she has the favorable impression to Peter Parker ; Next, she has the favorable impression to Spider-Man ; Furthermore, she has the favorable impression to small Green Goblin Harry ; Also, she astronaut son to newspaper office boss, has the favorable impression ; Finally, she...... has the favorable impression before the former boyfriend, the former boyfriend and former boyfriend. 首先,她对彼得・帕克是有好感的;其次,她对蜘蛛侠是有好感的;再者,她对小绿魔哈利是有好感的;还有,她对报社老板的宇航员儿子,是有好感的;最后,她对前男友、前前男友、前前前男友……是有好感的。 Has a woman companion of like this admire, Spider-Man does not compel to call strange matter painstakingly! 这么一个爱慕的女人陪伴,蜘蛛侠不苦逼才叫怪事!
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