„Negotiations?”
“谈判?”Dormammushows neither approval nor disapproval, the magicflamecoordinationfacial expressionburnsviolently, seemed likeintentto move, butthateyeactuallysent outendlesscoldintent.多玛姆不置可否,魔法火焰配合面部表情猛烈燃烧,似乎是意动了,但那双眼睛却散发出无尽冷意。
The strength is too disparately big, Dormammudoes not think that Luo Suhas the qualificationsandnegotiates, the little darlingwas OKobedient.
实力悬殊太大,多玛姆不认为罗素有资格和自己谈判,乖乖听话就可以了。
The darkenergycondenses, changes the shadow that stands erecttogether, among the momentdive, submerge the position that Luo Suis.
黑暗的能量凝聚而起,化作一道矗立的黑影,须臾之间俯冲而下,将罗素所在的位置淹没。„Disappears! What's the matter?”
“不见了!怎么回事?”
The intentionputrefies the Luo Sudarkenergyto come up empty-handed, thislets the Dormammuextremelysurprise, has confirmed the look, hisattackis impossibleto be defeated.
意图腐化罗素的黑暗能量扑空,这让多玛姆极为诧异,确认过眼神,他的攻击不可能失败。Whiz!
嗖!Luo Sucomes, sets up the position that was injustvanished, compared a middle fingertobeing confusedDormammu, was foul-mouthedtwo, vanishedagaindoes not see.罗素重新现身,立身在刚刚消失的位置,对一头雾水的多玛姆比了个中指,骂骂咧咧两句,再次消失不见。
......
……„Pitdied, how does bossdefend the corpsebroken?”
“坑死了,boss守尸怎么破?”
The real world, Luo Sucollapseson the computerchair, in the instance of Dormammuattack, hechoosesto return to the citydecisively, entersagainas beforeis the world of darkdimension.
现实世界,罗素瘫倒在电脑椅上,在多玛姆攻击的瞬间,他果断选择回城,再次进入依旧是黑暗维度的世界。Thiscombinationtimewas useless, the darkdimensionis the Dormammudomain, whenregardless ofheappears, the opposite partywill detectimmediately.
这次连跳时间都没用了,黑暗维度是多玛姆的领域,不论他何时出现,对方都会在第一时间察觉到。
The gameexperiencefeelingis extremely bad!
游戏体验感极其糟糕!Luo SucursedseveralMasterAncient One, openscomputersearchkey words‚Dormammu’, the opposite partyis the big shot of single bodyuniverserank, the strengthaboveblank slateThanos.罗素诅咒了几句古一法师,打开电脑搜索关键字‘多玛姆’,对方是单体宇宙级别的大佬,实力远在白板灭霸之上。In other words , hewantsto return to the Marveluniversethenwave, musthavejust the Dormammustrengthhardly. Did not say that achieves the Sorcerer Supremerank, at least must havetwounique skills, canlet the Dormammumoodair/Qiandsits down the truth.
换言之,他想返回漫威宇宙接着浪,必须拥有硬刚多玛姆的实力。不说达到至尊法师的级别,最起码也得有两手绝活,能让多玛姆心情气和坐下来讲道理。Obviously, Luo Suis unable to achieveall thesein a short time, the luckgoodwords, pull outtwopowerfulcardsmuch, couldsuccessfullycollapse.
显然,罗素无法在短时间内做到这一切,运气好的话,多抽两张强力卡片,或许能成功破局。„Does not requesthigh, Character Card, gavemeto comeItem CardorSkill Card of twogoodforksevencasuallyon the line. Does not have the heart of universe, Infinity Gauntlet and pocket that universeskill the six spiritsinstall, Iam not nitpicking.”
“要求不高,人物卡就算了,随便给我来两张牛叉的物品卡或者技能卡就行。没有宇宙之心,六神装的无限手套、口袋宇宙的技能都可以,我不挑剔。”„Againbad, is also goodtoTime Stone, IcannegotiatewithDormammu......”
“再不济,给个时间宝石也好,我就能和多玛姆谈判了……”SaidTime Stone, Luo SurememberedDoctor Strange in Marvelmovie, the searchkey wordsdiscovered a veryinterestingmatter, movie the actor of Dormammufacial expressioncapture, withDoctor Strangewas a person.
说道时间宝石,罗素就想起了漫威电影里的奇异博士,搜索关键字发现一件很有意思的事,电影里的多玛姆面部表情捕捉的演员,和奇异博士是一个人。Therefore, thisisIkillsme, IandInegotiated, Isubmittedtomy ownphilosophydialog.
所以,这是一场我杀我自己,我和我自己谈判,我屈服于我自己的哲学对白。
!
咔嚓!
The doorwas shoved open, Shen Menghanhas not greetedwithLuo Su, a stance of mistress, raises the vegetable/dish that is buyingto enter the kitchen.
房门被推开,沈梦寒没和罗素打招呼,一副女主人的姿态,提着买来的菜走进厨房。
The Luo Suprobe headlooked attwo, is a little afraid, lifts the handto smellon the body, the hempran into the bathroomto take a bathsmooth.罗素探头看了两眼,有点心虚,抬手在身上闻了闻,麻溜冲进浴室又洗了把澡。On the table, femaleSupermansolved the lunchquickly, Luo Susawherinterest is not high, as ifhadwhatconcern, thinksdecisivelyquiet.
餐桌上,女超人很快就解决了午饭,罗素见她兴致不高,似乎有什么心事,想了想果断沉默寡言。„Hey, youhad not looked that Ido have the concern?”
“喂,你没看出来我有心事吗?”„Looked.”
“看出来了。”„Aren't youcurious, prepareto ask the reason?”
“那你就不好奇,准备问问原因?”„Curious! But ifyoudo not want to say that Iaskedalsoaskedwhite/in vain, ifyou want to say that Idid not askwill say. Therefore, asked that the result is the same.”
“好奇!但如果你不想说,我问了也是白问,如果你想说,我不问还是会说。所以,问不问结果都一样。”„......”
“……”FemaleSupermanblinks, felt that Luo Suevolved, evolvedAutobotfrom the steelstraightmale, orwasDecepticons.
女超人眨眨眼,感觉罗素进化了,从钢铁直男进化成了汽车人,或者是霸天虎。Luo Sudug uptwofood, seesfemaleSupermanto stareto stare at itself, curls the lip saying: „Well, aren't youtodaya littlein the condition, sad?”罗素扒了两口饭,见女超人直勾勾盯着自己,撇撇嘴道:“咦,你今天有点不在状态,是心情不好吗?”„Un, but alsoremembers before me, withyouhave saidteammate?”
“嗯,还记得我之前和你说过的队友吗?”„Which?”
“哪一个?”„Is longveryattractively, infamily/homerich, legverylongthat.”
“长得很漂亮,家里有钱,腿很长的那个。”FemaleSupermanrefers toDuan Xinlan, thistopicis not goodto meet, the Luo Suhearswordsilentthreeseconds, swunggentlyunder: „Does not remember that withoutimpression.”
女超人指的是段心兰,这话题不好接,罗素闻言沉默三秒,轻轻摇了下头:“不记得了,没印象。”„Hehe, youhesitated!”
“呵呵,你犹豫了!”„No, Iam thinkingwhothatpersonis, thenanythinghas not thought.”Luo Sujumps inanothertopicdecisively: „How did yourteammate, tidy up the failure?”
“不,我只是在想那人是谁,然后什么都没想起来。”罗素果断跳进另一个话题:“你队友怎么了,整容失败了?”„Oh, is a long story......”
“唉,说来话长……”„Thatdoes not say.”
“那就不说了。”„It is not good, Imustsay.”
“不行,我就要说。”Having to speak out, femaleSupermansuppresses the concern is too uncomfortable: „Mythatteammatecomplainedtomea while ago, said the malegod who shelikesis dressed as a man, for the love, shetransferred the dutyto becomespilling.”
不吐不快,女超人憋着心事太难受:“我那队友前段时间对我诉苦,说她喜欢的男神是女扮男装,为了爱情,她转职成了拉拉。”„Good deed!”
“好事啊!”Invarioussignificancesis the good deed, the bigresult of family photo!
各种意义上都是好事,合家欢的大结局!„Couple days agoIandshemademissiontogether, sawhergoddess, shewas deceived, hergoddessindeedwas the malegod. Seeminglyis dressed as a man, is actually , in the maleplays the role in the femalefoundation, femaleplays the role of the maleanomalyagain!”
“前几天我和她一起做任务,见到了她的女神,她被骗了,她的女神的确是男神。一个看似女扮男装,其实是个在男扮女基础上,再女扮男的变态!”Luo Suintertwinesto make noise: „like thissaid that is not quite good, perhapsothershavewhathard thing to bring up, actually the starting pointis good.”罗素纠结出声:“这么说是不是不太好,或许人家有什么难言之隐,其实出发点是好的。”„Is impossible, returnsafter the Lord Godspace, mysquadmembervotesunanimously, thatgoodsareabnormal, mydeputy team chiefadded that mustkillhim.”
“不可能的,从主神空间返回之后,我的小队成员一致投票,那货就是变态,我的副队长还说要杀了他。”
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(一一)Inthishas certainlyanythingto misunderstand!
这里面一定有什么误会!Luo Suhas not opened the mouth, femaleSupermanthensaid: „Has a matterInot to tell the teammate, felt that will sayherto be sad, will makemissiontime, Idiscovered that anomalywill look atmefrequentlysecretly.”罗素还没开口,女超人接着说道:“有件事我没告诉队友,感觉说出来她会伤心,做任务的时候,我发现那变态经常偷瞄我。”„......”
“……”Thatanomalylooks atyouto be very normalsecretly, iflooks atyourteammatesecretly, did not callnormally.
那变态偷瞄你很正常,要是偷瞄你队友,才叫不正常。„Aren't youangry?”
“你不生气?”„, Why do Iwantto be angry?”
“呃,我为什么要生气?”„Iabnormalwas lookedsecretly!”FemaleSupermanis slightly uncomfortable, Luo Suattitudenotman, thisis the dregsmaleperformance.
“我被变态偷瞄了啊!”女超人微微不爽,罗素的态度一点也不男人,这是渣男的表现。„Good, Iam angryvery much! Really!”
“好吧,我很生气!真的!”Detected that being perfunctory of Luo Su, femaleSupermanshows the whites of the eyes: „Ifelt that is a little unfair to the teammate, the anomaly that shelikestryto talkwithmeseveraltimes, althoughIhave become estrangedvigorously, butshewill detectsooner or later,by some chancewhat to doby that time...... amongoursisterspresents the contradiction?”
察觉到罗素的敷衍,女超人翻了个白眼:“我感觉有点对不起队友,她喜欢的变态几次试图和我搭话,虽然我已经极力疏远,但她早晚会察觉到,到那时……万一我们姐妹之间出现矛盾怎么办?”Luo Su: „......”罗素:“……”Troughare too many, hedoes not know how shouldspit, wantsto tellfemaleSupermannot to needto be guilty.
槽点太多,他不知道该怎么吐,很想告诉女超人不必内疚。Buton the other hand, ifmakesfemaleSupermanknow the truth, the attitudedefinitelymeets180degreesshallowturn, unluckychanged intohim. Therefore, deadfellow daoist not deadthis poor Daoist, ripsto compelactuallyvery well, on the like thismove!
但话又说回来了,如果让女超人知道真相,态度肯定会一百八十度大转弯,倒霉的就换成他了。所以,死道友不死贫道,撕逼其实挺好的,就这么招吧!„Youthought how Ishouldhandlethismatter?”FemaleSupermandoes not haveEXP, knits the brows, lifts the handto wieldtobelow: „Or...... will run intohimnext timeagain, but alsodaresto looksecretly, looks forno one'scornerto get rid ofdirectly.”
“你觉得我该怎么处理这件事?”女超人对此毫无经验,皱了皱眉,抬手向下一挥:“要不……下次再遇到他,还敢偷瞄,就找个没人的角落直接干掉。”Luo Suwipedheadcold sweat: „Thisis not good, was too violent, ifIyouwhenhas not seen, along withhim.”罗素抹了把头上的冷汗:“这样不好,太暴力了,我要是你就当没看见,随他去了。”„Oh, howyoucanlike thissay that anomalylooks atmesecretly!”
“唉,你怎么能这么说,那变态偷瞄我啊!”„......”
“……”Luo Susuch as the fishbonein the throat, does not knowhowcompletelyshouldsay.罗素如鲠在喉,完全不知道该怎么接话。„Ok, Itryagain! Ifcanreconcilethemin the same place, it would be the best, youdid feel?”
“算了,我再试试吧!如果能撮合他们在一起,最好不过了,你觉得呢?”Luo Suis unemotional: „Ifeeluseless, wantsyouto feel, youhappilyonline.”罗素面无表情:“我觉得没用,要你觉得,你开心就行。”„Un, youare really good!”
“嗯,你真好!”FemaleSupermanthishappy, gaveLuo Suto put in order3 millioncharacters, the latter‚strength’attributeexposedhundred, the battle efficiencyrose dramaticallyover100,000, did todisparityhuge difference, basicallydid not have the difference from the performance of initial30,000character.
女超人这一开心,就给罗素整了三百万字,后者‘力’属性点破百,战斗力飙升超过十万,奈何差距天壤之别,和当初的三万字的表现基本没差别。Although3 millioncharactersare long, the process is extremely arid the boring, concretedescriptionis purely the waternumber of words, thereforeheredoes not make the specification, so long asknows after femaleSupermanleaves, Luo Suate uncookedonebag of Chinese matrimony-vineon the line.
三百万字虽长,过程却极其枯燥乏味,具体描述纯属水字数,所以此处不做详述,只要知道女超人离开后,罗素生吃了一袋枸杞就行。
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……In the followingtime, Luo Sureturnsdaily, every daybrushed the playto the braincharge, the center of gravitystillplacedin the research of Marvelworld, onlyDormammublocked the waypitifully, is unable directlyto enter.
接下来的时间里,罗素回归日常,每天刷剧给大脑充电,重心仍旧放在漫威世界的研究上,只可惜多玛姆拦路,无法直接进入。【Ding】
【叮】【Hostpleasenote, 12 th Mission Worldwill soon start, nowstartstenminutes of countdown, pleasebe ready】
【宿主请注意,第十二次任务世界即将开始,现在进入十分钟倒计时,请做好准备】„Finallycame, the Godblesses, makingmyluckeruptonetime, gets rid ofDormammuto return to the Marvelworld.”Luo Suis afraidvery much, feared that will losehiswiseleadership, the hydrawill resume old profession, will be gone foreveron the lawlesspath.
“终于来了,老天爷保佑,让我的运气爆发一次,干掉多玛姆重回漫威世界。”罗素很害怕,怕失去他英明的领导,九头蛇会重操旧业,在无法无天的道路上一去不复返。
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