„This time I return to Los Angeles Headquarters to report on activities, because I annihilate the powerful devil repeatedly, the performance is prominent, above decided that is promoted to me raises in salary, the working conditions changed to big city Los Angeles.” “这次我回洛杉矶总部述职,因为我屡次歼灭强大的魔鬼,绩效突出,上面决定给我升职加薪,工作环境都改成了大城市洛杉矶。” Driving household head Jacob, a little could not listen, what Los Angeles Headquarters, anything annihilated the devil, has not heard. 正在开车的一家之主雅各布,有点听不下去了,什么洛杉矶总部,什么歼灭魔鬼,从来都没听说过。 His hand grasps the steering wheel, breaks incessant of Luo Su, asked: „Father Luo Su, can you tell me Eastern Orthodox Church, Catholic Church and difference between protestantism three?” 他手握方向盘,打断罗素的滔滔不绝,问道:“罗素神父,你能告诉我东正教、天主教、新教三者之间的区别吗？” Luo Su: „......” 罗素:“……” The fake father collapses at the first blow before really the father, by the instantaneous striking back primary form, Luo Su was only known Christianity, cannot branch out three's difference, choosing silent is the gold/metal. 假神父在真神父面前不堪一击,被瞬间打回原形,罗素只知道基督教,分不出三者的区别,选择沉默是金。 „The fight department that , you said that I never listens to the person to raise, 20 years, did not have one time.” “还有,你所说的战斗部门,我从未听人提过,20年了,一次都没有。” „Luo Su, does not use the manages father, continued your elimination demon story!” “罗素,不用管老爸,继续说你的除魔故事！” present Curt may, no matter Luo Su is a swindler, he only knows that the Luo Su lecture the story is very interesting, is happen to used to kill the time. 斯科特可不管罗素是不是骗子,他只知道罗素讲得故事很有意思,正好用来打发时间。 Her elder sister Kate is also the same, a father Jacob arid senseless father profession meaning does not have, is the Luo Su story is fun and interesting. 她的姐姐凯特也一样,父亲雅各布枯燥无趣的神父生涯一点意思也没有,还是罗素的故事好玩又有趣。 „The matter foreign strict security of our secret department, certain fathers do not know the circumstances of the matter, is excusable.” “我们秘密部门的事情对外严格保密,某些神父不知情,也情有可原。” Luo Su said obstinate argumentative, starts to tell his personal experience: „I once have fought in the lackey of Devil's Kettle and devil, rescued one by the high-school student young girl who the devil takes possession, at that time a powerful sorceress wanted the offering sacrifices entire small town......” 罗素嘴硬说了一句,开始讲述他的亲身经历:“我曾在魔壶镇和魔鬼的爪牙战斗过,解救了一名被魔鬼附身的高中生少女,当时还有一名强大的女巫想要献祭整个小镇……” „The Crystal Lake hockey mask homicidal maniac and in the Texas power saw male and dream devil Freddie, Halloween white mask homicidal maniac, were returned to the hell by me personally......” “水晶湖的曲棍球面具杀人狂、德州电锯男、梦中魔鬼弗莱迪、万圣节的白色面具杀人狂,都被我亲手送回了地狱……” „Wait, isn't this character in movie?” “等等,这不是电影里的人物吗？” „Is real!” “是真实的！” „Good, you continue......” “好吧,你继续……” „One time, I take over the sorceress body that middle ages left behind, she once by Pope personally seal, was killed by me......” “还有一次,我接手了一名中世纪遗留下来的女巫尸体,她曾被教皇亲手封印,也是被我干掉的……” „The Pope of middle ages!?” “中世纪的教皇！？” „Right!” “对啊！” „Why the Pope does not massacre the sorceress directly, but is chooses the seal she?” present Curt discovered the blind student. “为什么教皇不直接杀掉女巫,而是选择封印她？”斯科特发现了盲生。 Luo Su shakes the head slightly: „Child, you are young, something you do not understand, I did not say to state clearly.” 罗素微微摇头:“孩子,你还年轻,有些事情你不懂,我也不好说明说。” „Said!” “说说呗！” „Good, I make an exception to tell you this line of certain rules, but your supplementary biography goes out surely......” a ugly feature of Luo Su vice- Sir: „Generally, we do not advocate to take a life, after all has this bowl of food is not easy, the resources want the cyclic utilization scarce, was ruthless one time, successor what to do?” “好吧,我就破例告诉你这行的某些规则,但你千万别传出去……”罗素一副大人的丑恶嘴脸:“一般情况下,我们不主张杀生,毕竟吃这碗饭的都不容易,资源稀缺要循环利用,一次性赶尽杀绝了,后来人怎么办？” Kate and Curt does not understand very much, but sounds very fierce appearance. 凯特和斯科特不是很懂,但听起来很厉害的样子。 „like this said that gives an example with your father Mr. Jacob, he gives the person to leave blank......, he advises a follower to do good deeds, the help opposite party listens respectfully to the main sound, definitely will not handle one time.” “这么说吧,拿你们的父亲雅各布先生来举例,他给人开光……咳咳,他劝导一位信徒向善,帮助对方聆听主的声音,肯定不会一次就搞定。” „Why?” present Curt asked that Kate also cast the curious vision. “为什么？”斯科特问道,凯特也投来了好奇的目光。 „Handles one time can only buy a toy for you, but was twice different, Kate will be many new clothes. If Mr. Jacob is diligent, perhaps that follower can attend the university to graduate from the elementary school for both of you.” “一次搞定只能给你买个玩具,但两次就不一样了,凯特会多一件新衣服。要是雅各布先生再勤快一点,没准那位信徒能供你们俩从小学一直念到大学毕业。” Young young girl hears word stared in a big way the eye, Curt opened the mouth to ask directly: „Is father, really this?” 少年少女闻言瞪大了眼睛,斯科特直接开口问道:“老爸,真的是这样吗？” Jacob is grasping the steering wheel, felt that makes Luo Su board is a mistake, said ill-humoredly: „Do not listen to him to talk nonsense, how possibly to have this matter!” 雅各布握着方向盘,感觉让罗素上车是个错误,没好气道:“别听他胡说八道,怎么可能有这种事情！” „But I remember, I six -year-old time, every two or three days the pretty aunt who you give next door goes to church......” “可我记得,我六岁的时候,你每隔两三天就给隔壁家的漂亮阿姨做礼拜……” „Shut up! My that is invited to attend her peaceful reunification!” “闭嘴！我那是受邀参加她的家庭聚会！” „That why next door uncle must punch you, definitely was you cheats out of money is discovered.” “那为什么隔壁叔叔要揍你,肯定是你骗钱被发现了。” „I, I......” “我,我……” Jacob heart is quite tired, sees the smile that in the rear view mirror Luo Su ponders, the corner of the eye pulls out to acknowledge: „Right, I cheated out of money, you and Kate's toy are like this come, this car(riage) is also.” 雅各布心好累,看到后视镜里罗素玩味的笑容,眼角微抽承认道:“没错,我是骗钱了,你和凯特的玩具都是这么来的,就连这辆车也是。” present Curt exclamation again and again: „Luo Su, you are really fierce, if you did not say, I cannot guess correctly the truth forever.” 斯科特惊叹连连:“罗素,你真厉害,你要是不说,我永远都猜不到真相。” „Youngster, you can know...... on that day that you grow up.” “少年,你会知道的……在你长大的那天。” ...... …… Then is a boast, is mainly Luo Su is responsible for talking nonsense, Curt and Kate are listening. 接下来又是一阵吹嘘,主要是罗素负责胡扯,斯科特和凯特在听。 The night falls, Jacob drove an overhead traveling crane, mind entirely exhausted, stops in an automobile inn, the greeting children prepare to rest well a evening. 夜幕降临,雅各布开了一天车,心神俱疲,在一家汽车旅店停下,招呼儿女准备好好休息一个晚上。 Although on the saloon car can also take a bath, rest and solve the personal hygiene, but the space is not very spacious, does not have the hotel to rest eventually comfortably. 房车上虽然也能洗浴、休息、解决个人卫生,但空间不够宽敞,终究没有旅馆睡得舒服。 „I dislike the motel, everywhere is the dirty grease stains and strange taste, moreover there is a cockroach.” Kate complained, the girl loved cleanly, rather rested in the saloon car. “我讨厌汽车旅馆,到处都是脏兮兮的油渍和怪味,而且还有蟑螂。”凯特抱怨道,女孩子爱干净,宁可睡在房车里。 „Let alone, I will look for a clean hotel......” Jacob to take the eyeglasses, rubs the eyes, preparation suffering unexpected financial losses makes the children satisfy. “别说了,我会找一家干净的旅馆……”雅各布拿下眼镜,揉了揉眼睛,准备破点财让儿女们满意。 „Jacob, if you don't mind, the tonight's hotel expense I pay.” Luo Su pulled out the credit card to shake shaking, the credit card of 100 w USD quota, once again applies. “雅各布,如果不介意的话,今晚的住宿费我来买单。”罗素掏出信用卡晃了晃,100w美刀额度的信用卡,又一次派上了用场。 Jacob had not insisted, nodded assent directly, according to story that Luo Su told, this fake father who deceived to eat to deceive to drink is not short of money from the start. 雅各布没有坚持,直接点头同意了,按照罗素所讲的故事,这个骗吃骗喝的假神父压根就不缺钱。 Luo Su had three people to select the best motel, altogether wanted two rooms, Jacob family of three lived in one, he himself rested one. 罗素带三人挑了个最好的汽车旅馆,一共要了两间房间,雅各布一家三口住一间,他自己睡一间。 ...... …… A night does not have the words, next morning, Luo Su will solve own breakfast in the restaurant, suddenly the split vision will shoot a look at Jacob boarded the saloon car, accompanying has two strange men. 一夜无话,第二天上午,罗素在餐厅解决自己的早饭,突然余光瞥到雅各布一家登上了房车,随行的还有两名陌生男子。 Also is not strange, a man looks at the face to be ripe, very ripe that but Luo Su remembers that his face, the name said unable to say. 也不算陌生,其中一个男子看着脸熟,很熟的那种,但罗素记得他的脸,名字挂在嘴边却说不上来。 In the Luo Su eye none flashes, with Jacob one really right, like this quickly on triggering plot. 罗素眼中精光一闪,跟着雅各布一家果然没错,这么快就触发剧情了。 Most wanted terrorist Seth that in the saloon car, the police capture vigorously, is Luo Su felt the man who looks familiar, holds a gun to arrive in Jacob waist, ordering him to start the automobile. 房车中,警方极力追捕的通缉犯塞思,也就是罗素觉得眼熟的男子,持枪抵在雅各布后腰,命令他发动汽车。 But his younger brother Richard, then guards Kate and Curt, to guard them to report to the police secretly. 而他的弟弟理查德,则看守凯特和斯科特,以防他们偷偷报警。 The two brothers were the desperado, Seth killed two policemen because of the bank robbery, when the court stood trial, his younger brother Richard, notorious robbed to hold stubbornly to one's opinion x suspects, helped him escape under the broad daylight. 兄弟俩是亡命之徒,塞思因银行劫案杀害了两名警察,在法庭受审期间,他的弟弟理查德,一个臭名昭著的抢劫犯强x犯,在光天化日下助其逃脱。 From all sides, 17 people die in their hands, 5 Texas policemen, 8 federal police, as well as 4 innocent residents. 前前后后,共有17人死在二人手中,五名得克萨斯州巡警,八名联邦警察,以及四个无辜市民。 Two people are guilty of the most heinous crime, the rampant shameless style enraged the entire U.S.A police, the police subordinate unescapable net of Texas, coordinating fbi to hunt down two people. 两人罪大恶极,嚣张无忌的风格触怒了整个美帝警界,得克萨斯州的警方部下天罗地网,配合fbi对二人进行搜捕。 Spiritual some not normal younger brother Richard chooses and police goes all out, but Elder Brother Seth was more sane than him, kidnapping Jacob one to be the hostage, planned that went to Mexico to get off scot-free. 精神有些不正常的弟弟理查德选择和警方拼命,但哥哥塞思比他理智多了,劫持了雅各布一家做人质,打算前往墨西哥逍遥法外。 „Mr. Jacob, I have not hurt your plan, to Mexico, I put your one to leave.” “雅各布先生,我没有伤害你的打算,到了墨西哥,我就放你们一家离开。” Some Seth extremely politeness said that but the spear/gun in his hand keeps Jacob from rejecting, for children's safety, has to seek an impossibility. 塞思极有礼貌说道,但他手里的枪让雅各布无法拒绝,为了儿女的安全,不得不与虎谋皮。 Bang bang bang!! 砰砰砰！！ Luo Su is carrying the suitcase hammer vehicle door: „Jacob, were you amnesia, why did not shout that I did walk? Reaching an agreement leads me to go to Las Vegas?” 罗素拎着行李箱锤车门:“雅各布,你是不是得了健忘症,为什么不喊我就走？说好带我去拉斯维加斯的呢？” Seth receives the spear/gun vaguely in the back, said with a smile: „Opens the door!” 塞思隐晦将枪收在背后,笑着说道:“开门！” Jacob heart curses x stupidly, braces oneself saying: „He is a swindler, I along stripping his regulation, do not need to let him......” 雅各布心头大骂傻x,硬着头皮说道:“他是个骗子,我只是顺路带他一程,没必要让他……” „Opens the door!” “开门！” „Good......” “好吧……” The icy cold muzzle arrives in the waist, Jacob looks at Luo Su that out of the door was smiling, deeply sighed, opened the vehicle door. 冰凉的枪口抵在后腰,雅各布看了眼门外嬉皮笑脸的罗素,深深叹了口气,将车门打开。