AE :: Volume #11 我讨厌中土大陆

#356: Boss, he pays up


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Inn of the Prancing Pony! 跃马酒店 In the lively hall the candlelight is brightly lit, a babel of voices, the residents in traveler and small town of communication are assemble, exchange toasts very lively, listens to the adventurer to boast, while follows to create a disturbance to drink. 热闹的大厅里烛火通明,人声鼎沸,来往的旅人和小镇上的居民齐聚一堂,推杯换盏好不热闹,一边听着冒险家吹牛,一边跟着起哄喝酒。 Heavy rain that because has suddenly, the hotel the business is full today, Aragorn and Luo Su sit in the corner, by the table has a window. 因为突然降下的大雨,酒店今天生意爆满,阿拉贡罗素坐在角落里,桌子旁有一扇窗户。 Right, this table is the lead special-purpose seat, assigns/life the standard not hardly unable to sit, will otherwise hit the face. 没错,这张桌子是主角专用席位,命格不硬不能坐,否则会被打脸。 Aragorn, how don't you eat?” 阿拉贡,你怎么不吃?” In Luo Su is thin crash-bang the vegetable/dish in plate pours into the mouth, since the formula succeeds in obtaining, his capacity for food then increases day by day, even this table of meals not and taste, he were a compact disc. 罗素稀里哗啦将盘里的菜倒进嘴里,自从药方到手,他的饭量便与日俱增,即便这桌饭菜不怎么和口味,他还是光盘了。 „, Saw you to eat, I was full......” Aragorn to look at desktop in confusion speechless, he wants to eat actually, what did he eat? “不了,看到你吃,我就饱了……”阿拉贡无语看着狼藉的桌面,他倒是想吃,可他吃什么呀? Puts out a hand each time, Luo Su on the direct end tray toward the mouth but actually, several times near his coupling has not felt, filling a lot of water was full. 每次一伸手,罗素就直接端盘子往嘴里倒,几次下来他连盘边都没摸着,灌了一肚子水饱。 „Did I eat too?” Luo Su scratches the head, shows the ashamed smile. “我是不是吃太多了?”罗素挠挠头,露出羞愧的笑容。 Right, I have not seen have also been able to eat compared with you! 没错,我就没见过比你还能吃的! Aragorn like this is thinking, on the mouth said politely: Also ok, are not many! If you have not eaten to the full, selects some not to relate again, does not need to be polite with me, food, I could invite.” 阿拉贡这么想着,嘴上却客气说道:“还行,不算多!如果你没吃饱,再点一些也没关系,不用和我客气,一顿饭而已,我请得起。” Because of own mistake, causing Luo Su to lose remembers, some IQ drops, Aragorn is very guilty. Therefore, passing through the gate money pay, expressed that straightforwardly this food he invited. 因为自己的失误,导致罗素失去记忆,连带着智商都有些下降,阿拉贡很是内疚。所以,一进门就把钱付了,豪爽表示这顿饭他请了。 Your like this said that I felt relieved......” “你这么说我就放心了……” What?” “什么?” Boss, comes one table again!” “老板,再来一桌!” Aragorn: „......” 阿拉贡:“……” Hotel boss long in coming: Sorry, money that two guests, you just gave......, two have understood my meaning?” 酒店老板姗姗来迟:“抱歉,两位客人,你们刚刚给的钱已经……嗯,两位明白我的意思吧?” Aragorn and a Luo Su knight-errant dresses up, making the boss lack self-confidence, opens the door to do business, the shameful feature of knight-errant saw too. Before paying is upright, when the father is rich, pays shrinks the grandson, does not know that money is anything, rather comes under attack, is not willing to pay money refreshedly. 阿拉贡罗素一副游侠装扮,让老板心里没底,开门做生意,游侠的可耻嘴脸见太多了。买单前一身正气,老子就是有钱,买单时缩成孙子,不知道钱是什么东西,宁可挨顿打,也不愿爽快付钱。 Aragorn, is not good I to come.” 阿拉贡,不行就我来。” „, This is how good......” “呃,这怎么好……” What, can you pay? I did not struggle with you! Boss, he pays up!” “啥,你要付?那我不和你争了!老板,他结账!” „......” “……” Aragorn sighed, took the purse, the careful point, the last face heavy line, placed in the boss palm together with the purse together. 阿拉贡叹了口气,将钱袋拿出来,仔细点了点,最后一脸黑线,连同钱袋一起放在了老板手心上。 After do not look at Aragorn is the person king, but also ganged up with white rich and beautiful the daughter of elf feudal lord in Rivendell, but these empty. 别看阿拉贡是人王之后,还在瑞文戴尔勾搭上了精灵领主的白富美女儿,但这些都是虚的。 The ancestor only has the infamy that he stays behind, the elf that side...... the big masters cannot have a long face to live by pimping, in addition he did not regard as important the wealth, therefore often in pouch shy. 祖先给他留下的只有骂名,精灵那边……大老爷们拉不下脸去吃软饭,加上他一直不看重钱财,故而时常囊中羞涩。 Two please wait a bit!” The boss jolted the purse, but also shortcoming odd change, but the knight-errant is willing to take out money refreshedly, already very rare, the odd change did not give even. “两位请稍等!”老板颠了颠钱袋,还缺点零头,不过游侠肯爽快掏钱,已经十分难得,零头不给就算了。 After the boss walks, the Luo Su complexion changes, said earnestly: Aragorn, didn't you have money?” 待老板走后,罗素脸色一变,认真道:“阿拉贡,你是不是没钱了?” You looked finally! 你终于看出来了! Aragorn nods, the knight-errant is never short of money, because wasteful cannot keep money. He is also different from other knight-errant, others make merry, he gives financial aid the poor person, will run into the poor man to bestow some conveniently. 阿拉贡点点头,游侠从不缺钱,但因为大手大脚也存不住钱。他和别的游侠又不一样,其他人是吃喝玩乐,他是接济穷人,遇到可怜人顺手都会施舍一些。 Luo Su makes an effort to nod: Since you did not have money, later that table finished eating, I do not eat.” 罗素用力点点头:“既然你没钱了,待会儿那桌吃完,我就不吃了。” Aragorn: „......” 阿拉贡:“……” On the quick table chocks up the dinner plate again, Luo Su continues to eat around, Aragorn continues to look distressed. After ten minutes, Luo Su had not given full expression to wipe the mouth: Taste is common, reluctantly five points of full, but you did not have money, this!” 很快桌上再次摆满餐盘,罗素继续胡吃海喝,阿拉贡继续愁眉苦脸。十来分钟后,罗素意犹未尽擦了擦嘴:“口味一般,勉强五分饱,但你没钱了,就这样吧!” Heard the so impudent and shameless words, Aragorn really could not bear, may think Luo Su lost because of him recalled, opened mouth does not say anything: Waiter, actually you, if has not eaten to the full, but can also again 0.1 tables. I did not have money, but you had!” 听到如此厚颜无耻的话,阿拉贡实在忍不住了,可一想罗素因他而失忆,张张嘴又不好说什么:“伙计,其实你要是没吃饱的话,还可以再点一桌。我是没钱了,但你有啊!” „It is not good, I lost recalled, forgot that which the purse put.” “不行,我失忆了,忘记钱袋放哪了。” A Aragorn old blood swallows back actually, reminds: You touch the pocket, perhaps money there.” 阿拉贡一口老血硬是咽了回去,提醒道:“你摸一下口袋,没准钱就在那里。” What is pocket?” “口袋是什么?” Aragorn: „......” 阿拉贡:“……” Air/Qi internal injury Aragorn slantingly by near the window, put out the tobacco pipe to pull out two, he needed slow one slow. Also, he thought that oneself ran into the inferior physician, does not remember, but was the ashamed heart that Luo Su lost. 气出内伤的阿拉贡斜靠在窗边,拿出烟斗抽了两口,他需要缓一缓。还有,他觉得自己遇到了庸医,罗素失去的不是记忆,而是羞耻心。 Aragorn, how you, had not smiled with a worried look.” After Luo Su wanted. the meal beer, free complimentary gift cup 阿拉贡,你怎么了,愁眉不展就没笑过。”罗素要了杯餐后啤酒,免费的赠品。 I have a friend, made to meet here, but he does not know the trace now, I kept an appointment...... Aragorn to worry for him: He is missing, this is not very normal, I worried that he was murdered.” “我有一个朋友,和人约好了在这里见面,但他现在不知所踪,我代他来赴约……”阿拉贡忧心道:“他下落不明,这很不正常,我担心他遇害了。” What friend?” “什么样的朋友?” „A sorcerer, said named sweet......” “一个巫师,名叫甘道……” Stop the Aragorn words to half suddenly, the hall main entrance was shoved open, four short human walked. 阿拉贡话到一半突然停下,大厅正门被推开,四个身材矮小的人类走了进来。 Hobbit person! 霍比特人! The Hobbit person has the slightly sharp ear, the stature petite is their characteristics, average 1 meter in height. But is different from the dwarf and dwarf, they are the varieties of human, or branch. 霍比特人有着略微尖锐的耳朵,身材娇小是他们的特点,平均身高1米。但和矮人、侏儒不一样,他们是人类的变种,或者说分支。 Is they, agrees the person who met with my friend.” Aragorn receives the delapidated color, pulls up the hat brim to say in a low voice. “就是他们,和我朋友约定见面的人。”阿拉贡收起颓色,拉起帽檐低声说道。 Luo Su focused attention on to look, the time place character tallied completely, without remembering incorrectly the words, in four people were called the Frodo Hobbit person, was the leading character in Lord of the Rings trilogy, One Ring in his hands. 罗素注目看了过去,时间地点人物全部符合,没记错的话,四人中名叫佛罗多霍比特人,便是魔戒三部曲中的主人公,至尊魔戒就在他手里。 Does not know that I can resist the seduction of One Ring? 不知道我能不能抵挡至尊魔戒的诱惑? Luo Su knits the brows to think deeply, has the opportunity not to mind that attempts, the Aragorn entire journey pays attention to four Hobbit people, confirmed whether they were tracked. 罗素皱眉深思,有机会不介意尝试一下,阿拉贡全程关注四名霍比特人,确认一下他们是否被人跟踪。 At this time, four Hobbit people inquired the boss, knew that Gandalf recently has not made an appearance, discussed that decided to live in he. 这时,四名霍比特人询问老板,得知甘道夫最近一段时间没有露面,商量了一下,决定住下来等他。 Four people have little experience of the world, did not understand that the will of the people are dangerous, truth that wealth cannot be appeared externally, they seek after the desire of food and drink, ordered many fine food, naturally stared by the person with high aspirations. 四人涉世未深,不懂得人心险恶、钱财不可外露的道理,他们贪图口腹之欲,点了很多精美的食物,理所当然被有心人盯上了。 Not like Luo Su and Aragorn, always does not reveal the long sword of waist carefully! 不像罗素阿拉贡,总是不小心露出腰间的长剑! Aragorn, they had troublesome.” 阿拉贡,他们有麻烦了。” Un, I ask an opportunity to carry off...... Aragorn them to be very clear, Hobbit person except for running quickly, is good at hiding, basic no battle efficiency, the situation is not very wonderful. “嗯,我找个机会把他们带走……”阿拉贡很清楚,霍比特人除了跑得快,擅长隐蔽,基本没啥战斗力,处境很不妙。 Reason that does not have to take away them immediately, lacks a turning point, four Hobbit person and Gandalf knew, but has usually not met with him, will come up perhaps to arouse suspicion rashly, ran away in fear them. 之所以没有立即把他们带走,是缺少一个契机,四名霍比特人和甘道夫认识,但和他素未谋面,贸然上去没准会引起怀疑,把他们吓跑了。 Aragorn, told me honestly, you replaced the reason that your friend kept an appointment, was their several has the trouble?” The Luo Su brow selects. 阿拉贡,老实告诉我,你代替你朋友来赴约的原因,是不是他们几个有麻烦?”罗素眉头一挑。 Aragorn looked at Luo Su two, selected gently under: Yes, they were being chased down, I must escort them to go to the destination.” 阿拉贡看了罗素两眼,轻轻点了下头:“是的,他们正在被人追杀,我要护送他们去目的地。” „Does your friend know the destination?” “你的朋友知道目的地吗?” Knows!” “知道!” OK, that was easy to do!” “OK,那就好办了!” Luo Su bang one pats the table, pulls out the long sword to arrive in front of four Hobbit people, a sword cuts on the table: Little rascal, follow me! Who dares to move, I unloaded his leg!” 罗素砰的一下拍桌而起,抽出长剑走到四名霍比特人面前,一剑砍在桌子上:“小鬼们,跟我走一趟!谁敢动一下,我卸了他的腿!” Aragorn: „......” 阿拉贡:“……”
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