Saw with own eyes that the hunting doggraduallyapproaches, inSmithmindflashes through a plan, extracts the diaperfrom the babybuttocks. Abovemoistened the son of a bitchbelovedthing , the flavora littleirritated the nose, canbe the baitto cheat the son of a bitch, comingto escape.
眼见猎犬逐渐逼近,史密斯脑海中闪过一个计划,从婴儿屁股下面抽出尿布。上面沾了狗子心爱的东西,味道有点呛人,可以作为诱饵骗走狗子,来个金蝉脱壳。Smithis just aboutto startto make the excrement, suddenly the lane entrancepositionheard the enginebellow, thisthinks that was the opposite partycame the reinforcements, actuallydoes not think that a pistolfound outfrom the glass, is being a round of ballsqueezes the fingersto the suittiesspatially.
史密斯正要开始弄屎,突然巷口位置传来了发动机轰鸣声,本以为是对方又来了援兵,却不想一把手枪从车窗探出,对着西装领带们就是一发弹夹打空。Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
嘭!嘭!嘭!嘭!15rounds of bulletsinseveralsecondsincline, the suittieshave not thought that Smithalsohas the partner, was hit after behindillegally owned weapon. In the lanetwo peopleparallelare difficult, an ammunition clipbullethits, dropped downat the scene78people.
15发子弹数秒内倾斜完毕,西装领带们没想到史密斯还有同伙,被从身后的黑枪打了个正着。巷子里两人并行都非常困难,一梭子子弹打下来,当场就倒下了七八个人。
The person of dyingdid not discuss, has not diednaturallyiswailsagain and again, the short personleaderhas not thought,hehas thoughtSmithis the lone ranger.
死掉的人不谈,没死的自然是哀嚎连连,矮个首领也没想到,他一直以为史密斯是个独行侠。
When onegroup of peopleseek for the secret, againthen, the enginesound outside lanehas departed.
一群人寻找隐秘点,再回头时,巷子外的发动机声已经离去。Because the sons of bitches the sound of gunfireinsanehysterical/frenzybark, onegroup of peopledo not dareto crop up, was for fear that killed by stealthagain. Correctness that verytheyexpect, Smithcrops upto open firesuddenly, fivebulletsgot rid offivepeople.
狗子因为枪声疯狂乱吠,一群人不敢冒头,生怕被再次打黑枪。他们预料的很正确,史密斯突然冒头开枪,五颗子弹干掉了五个人。Is attacked front and rear, in the imprecations of short personleader, onegroup of peoplethrows downto wail the companionincessantly, ran into the lanecornerdistressedly.
腹背受敌,在矮个首领的咒骂声中,一群人丢下哀嚎不止的同伴,狼狈逃入了巷子拐角。
The enginesound outside laneresoundsagain, thesetraded a directiontime, the short personleadertook the spear/gunto force, butno oneis willingto clashto bring death. When the enginesoundvanishesdoes not see, theywalkedcautiously, howevergoalSmithhas disappeareddoes not see.
巷外的发动机声再次响起,这一次换了个方向,矮个首领拿枪逼迫,但没人愿意冲出去送死。等到发动机声消失不见,他们才小心翼翼走了出来,然而目标史密斯已经消失不见。„Dog deng!”
“狗屎!”In the short personleadereyes the angertwinkle, a fisthammeron the wall of bodyside, thenrisesto blush, hides the back of the handin the backsecretlyrubs.
矮个首领眼中怒火闪烁,一拳锤在身侧的墙壁上,然后涨红着脸,将手背偷偷藏在背后摩擦起来。Mythisfistgets down, trivialwill fall the greycement wallnot to have the matterat the same time, butmyhand will be very sore.
我这一拳下去,区区一面掉灰的水泥墙不会有事,但我的手会很疼。
......
……FordF-150goeson the nightstreet, Luo Sudrives, on the copilotsitsSmith, the back rowis huggingQuintana of baby.
福特F-150行驶在夜间的马路上,罗素驾车,副驾驶上坐着史密斯,后排是抱着婴儿的昆塔纳。On the vehicleis a little peaceful, Luo Suis grasping the steering wheel, askedon own initiative: „Smith?”
车上有点安静,罗素握着方向盘,主动问道:“史密斯?”„Who are you?”
“你是谁?”Smithattitudeis desolate, the completelynotrescuedconsciousness, withoutLuo Suhe can also leavesafely, hehasthisstrength.
史密斯态度冷淡,完全没有被救的觉悟,没有罗素他也能安然离开,他有这个实力。„IcalledLuo Su, thiswasmyintroduction letter.”
“我叫罗素,这是我的介绍信。”Luo Supulled out a letter/believesfrom the coat pocket, Smithmet, after looking, the alert in eyeweakenedseveralpoints.罗素从上衣口袋掏出一封信,史密斯接了过去,看完之后,眼中的戒备才减弱了几分。
The specially-madethreadballmakesSmithsmile: „How did Crosscrossrecently?”
特制的螺纹弹让史密斯会心一笑:“十字架最近过得怎样?”„To be honest, is not happy, his sontied up...... bythatcompany that heleaves job.”
“老实说,不怎么愉快,他儿子被人绑了……被他离职的那家公司。”„Hehe, thatcompanymusthave bad luck!”
“呵呵,那家公司要倒霉了!”Luo Suhearswordshrugs, is this businessboasts?罗素闻言耸耸肩,这算是商业胡吹吗?Smithsits respectfully, on the callousfacewrites‚is installingto compel’twocharacters: „Looksin the Crossface, Icomplyto trainyouroneweek, butnowis not good, mustwait formeto settleonmatteron hand.”
史密斯正襟危坐,冷酷的脸上写着‘装逼’二字:“看在十字架的面子上,我答应训练你一个星期,但现在不行,要等我把手头上的事情了结。”Luo Susaidpolitely: „Needsmeto help?”罗素客气说道:“需要我帮忙吗?”„Does not use, slightlytroubles, I alonecanhandle.”
“不用,一点小麻烦,我一个人就能搞定。”Saidthese, Smiththencloses the eyeto rest, could see that thismanis exhausted, butheshows the hardstancediligently.
说完这些,史密斯便闭上眼睛小憩起来,看得出这个男人非常疲惫,但他还是努力表现出强硬的姿态。Luo Suhadself-knowledgevery much, Smithwas not the performancetohimlooked that tolet the back rowwomanfelt at ease. Luo Sulooked at the rear view mirror, has the woman of flavorvery much, morelooked that morefeelsto look familiar.罗素很有自知之明,史密斯不是表现给他看的,是为了让后排的女人安心。罗素看了眼后视镜,一个很有韵味的女人,越看越觉得眼熟。
The lyingtrough, thisis notmygoddess!
卧槽,这不是我的女神嘛!
The facial featuresandMonica Bellucci of womanhave80%similar, the statureis also irritable, only the makeupallows is not shockingpitifully, the inferiorperfume of irritating the nose is also very difficultto let the personher and goddesshook.
女人的面容和莫妮卡・贝鲁奇有八成相似,身材同样火爆,只可惜妆容没那么惊艳,刺鼻的低劣香水也很难让人将她和女神挂钩。In the rear view mirror, Quintanadetected that carefully examining of Luo Su, the corners of the mouthbrought backlavished praise, acted in a completely informal or uninhibited mannerto open the clothes, tobabynursing of waking up.
后视镜里,昆塔纳察觉到罗素的审视,嘴角勾起抛了个媚眼,旁若无人拉开衣服,给醒来的婴儿哺乳。
A Luo Sucheekturns awaysorely, thismakingsandthisattitude, thisis not the goddess in hismind.罗素一脸蛋疼移开视线,这气质、这作风,这不是他心目中的女神。MetselectsdozensSmith, Luo Suhas the feeling likely to enteranotherplotworld, butran intosteadilyQuintana of goddessface, ‚possible’twocharactersto be excludedbyhimdirectly.
遇到一挑几十的史密斯,罗素有感很可能进入了另一个剧情世界,但遇到长着女神脸的昆塔纳,‘可能’两个字就被他直接剔除了。Thisreadyreadyis a newtranscription, does not know that is the plot of whichmovie, forgivesLuo Su, heremembers that an impressiondoes not have, togoddessimpressionalsoonly then‚Siciliabeautifullegend’and‚matrix’.
这妥妥是一个新副本,就是不知道是哪部电影的剧情,原谅罗素,他记忆中一点印象也没有,对女神的印象也只有‘西西里美丽传说’和‘黑客帝国’。Obviously, thesetwoare not!
显然,这两个都不是!【Ding!】
【叮!】【Does HostcontactplotcharacterSmith, lottery section triggered, havetwice the drawingopportunity, would you like to pull now?】
【宿主接触剧情人物史密斯,触发抽奖环节,获得两次抽奖机会,是否现在抽取?】【HostcontactplotcharacterDonna Quintana, lottery section triggered, would you like to pull now?】
【宿主接触剧情人物唐娜・昆塔纳,触发抽奖环节,是否现在抽取?】Hears the promptsound in mind, Luo Surespondsimmediately, opensinterfaceto startto draw, just likebeforehandslicked-back hair, Smithtakes tohimto drawtwice. ButDonna Quintana, can only say that the goddessfaceis notwhiteChang, unexpectedlyalsoprovidedto drawonetime.
听到脑海中的提示音,罗素立即回应,打开界面开始抽奖,和之前的大背头一样,史密斯带给他两次抽奖。而唐娜・昆塔纳,只能说女神脸不是白长的,居然也提供了一次抽奖。Crossdrawsobviouslyonetimehas not triggered!
明明十字架就一次抽奖都没触发过!Thirdeven/includingpulled outfinished, the acquiredcardmadeLuo Sunot know how shouldcomplain.
三连抽结束,获得的卡片让罗素不知该如何吐槽。【Item Card: Carrot( eatsvegetablesbeneficialphysical and moral integrity)】
【物品卡:胡萝卜(多吃蔬菜有益身心健康)】【Skill Card: Every shot hits the target( yourenemy, only thenshort of ammunition)】
【技能卡:百发百中(你的敌人只有弹药不足)】Smithprovidedtwocards, Skill Card of every shot hits the targetcompels the standardto be very high, Luo Suis somewhat eager to try, butdisposablepossiblyis very big, fordoes not waste, now can only the eyeaddiction.
史密斯提供了两张卡片,百发百中的技能卡逼格很高,罗素有些跃跃欲试,但一次性的可能很大,为了不浪费,现在只能过过眼瘾。As forcarrot......
至于胡萝卜……Luo Sudoes not wantto appraise, looked at‚every shot hits the target’, regards asto add the headit.罗素不想评价,看了看‘百发百中’,将其视作添头。
The thirdcard, Luo Suvisitsit, felt the fullevil intention from the world.
第三张卡片,罗素只是看着它,就感受到了来自世界的满满恶意。【Skill Card: Deathwinding( old treepackingupdated version)】
【技能卡:死亡缠绕(老树盘根升级版)】Luo Su: „......”罗素:“……”
Does mygoddess, inthisworld, actually you are do, unexpectedlyskilledtolettingSystemapprovesto become the skill?
我的女神,在这个世界,你究竟是干啥的,居然熟练到让系统认可成为技能?Also, isn't thiscardusefultome?
还有,这张卡给我有个屁用?
......
……Has the badmood, Fordto drive into the urban district, stopsin a parking lot in hotel. The worsematter happened, Smithis a poor devil, the hotel expensepaysbyLuo Su, heopenedthreerooms, finallyemptied.
带着糟糕的心情,福特驶入市区,停在一家酒店的停车场里。更糟糕的事情发生了,史密斯是个穷鬼,住宿费由罗素支付,他开了三个房间,最终有一间空了出来。Quintanasaid that a persondoes not have the security sense, therefore the bosombaby, walks into the roomwithSmith, that moment when the doorcloses, the facial skin of Luo Sutics.
昆塔纳表示一个人没有安全感,于是怀抱婴儿,跟着史密斯走入房间,当房门关上的那一刻,罗素的脸皮直抽抽。„Ismoney that Ipay......”
“是我付的钱……”Luo Sutwists off the door of next doorspeechless, falls onmustgo to sleep the bed, hedrove an overhead traveling crane, spirituallyis somewhat exhausted.罗素无语拧开隔壁的房门,倒在床上就要入睡,他开了一天车,精神上有些疲惫。Alsodoes not know how longrested, Luo Suis fuzzyhears the difference the sound, henarrows the eyeslightly, crawls since the bedin a soft voice. Soundfromnext door, isSmith'sroom, thislets a Luo Suanxiety, two peoplewere under the attack.
也不知睡了多久,罗素模模糊糊间听到异样的响声,他微微眯眼,轻声从床上爬起。声音来自隔壁,也就是史密斯的房间,这让罗素一阵紧张,难道两人遭遇袭击了。Luo Suis movingcautiously, does not send out a soundas far as possible, pastes the earon the wall, the sound-insulatedeffect of hotel roomis ordinary, the pitiful yellsound that onetorturesintermittentlytransmits.罗素小心翼翼移动着,尽可能不发出一点动静,将耳朵贴在墙壁上,酒店房间的隔音效果一般,一阵阵严刑拷打的惨叫声传来。„Oh , God! Oh...... Tryithard!!!”
“Oh,God!Oh……Tryithard!!!”Luo Suflips the supercilious look, criticizes the people, the greater part of the nightnoiseharasses, does the neighborneighboralsowantto go to worktomorrow?罗素翻了翻白眼,暗骂狗男女,大半夜噪音扰民,街坊邻居明天还要不要上班了?
The sleepinessis scatteredby the demonsound that the earmumbled, Luo Suwashes the facewith the cold water, inspectsM9 that carriedalong. At this moment, inhisheartraisessuddenly a dangerousearly warning, the roomgateis trampledby the violence, woreMen in Black of specialbattle dressto clash.
睡意被耳边哼哼唧唧的魔音驱散,罗素用冷水洗了把脸,检查了一下随身携带的M9。就在这时,他心中突然升起一股危险的预警,房间门被暴力踹开,身着特种作战服的黑衣人冲了进来。Bang!
嘭!
A Luo Suspear/gunhits the chest of Men in Black, looked that has not lookedto turn aroundis a spear/gun, the glass windowis crushed, dropsfollowing the ropeinwindowMen in Blackcalls out pitifully, dropsfrom the midair.罗素一枪打中黑衣人的胸口,看都没看转身又是一枪,玻璃窗被击碎,顺着绳索下降在窗口的黑衣人惨叫一声,从半空跌落下去。
A falling downdull thumping sound, the pitiful yellsoundstops suddenly!
一声坠地的闷响,惨叫声戛然而止!Meanwhile, the room in next door is also the sound of gunfirerings out, Luo Suholds breathcold air, before , throwslieson the ground.
与此同时,隔壁的房间也是枪声大作,罗素倒吸一口凉气,一个前扑趴在地上。
The woodenwall of hotelwas shot through, Luo Sucrawlsto arrive at the entrance, in the corridor a ghostdoes not have, obviouslyallwent toSmiththere.
酒店的木质墙壁被射穿,罗素匍匐来到门口,走廊里一个鬼影都没有,显然全都去了史密斯那里。Smithis quick, whenLuo Suarrives athisentrance, insidefighthad ended.
史密斯很快,当罗素来到他门口时,里面的战斗已经结束。„Smith!?”
“史密斯!?”„OK, Iknowamyou, does not needto make the sound, Ican hearyoursound of footsteps.”
“OK,我知道是你,不用发出声音,我听得出你的脚步声。”
The simpledialog, avoided the unnecessaryexchange of fire, the Luo Sustridewalked into the door, sawmeatbeing next to the skinhuggedin the same placepeople. QuintanatwocancelonSmithneck, twolegalsoplatesinhiswaist, even ifLuo Suwalks, meaning that shehas not been separated from.
简单的对白,避免了不必要的交火,罗素大步走入房门,看到了肉贴肉抱在一起的狗男女。昆塔纳两手勾在史密斯脖子上,两条腿也盘在他腰间,哪怕罗素走进来,她也没有脱离的意思。Quintanaput forth the skilldeathwinding, the effectis outstanding, Smithlosesseriously, the ammunition depotresets!
昆塔纳使出了技能死亡缠绕,效果拔群,史密斯损失惨重,弹药库清零!----
----Pūstreetdiaryonedayone, after all is the diary, oneday, manycould not endureagain!
扑街日记一天就一更,毕竟是日记,一日一记,再多就吃不消了!
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