IRS! IRS！ The full title is InternalRevenueService, the U.S.A Internal Revenue Service, is under Ministry of Finance. 全称是InternalRevenueService,美帝国内税务局,隶属于财政部。 This department very ox cross/crotch, unusual ox cross/crotch! 这个部门很牛叉,非常牛叉！ It is well known, has three matters to be absolutely undoable on Earth, that prohibits alcohol in the fight nationality, evades taxes in Huaxia fan poison and in U.S.A. 众所周知,在地球上有三件事绝对不能做,那就是在战斗民族禁酒、在华夏fan毒、在美帝逃税。 The U.S.A person has a proverb: In the world only then died and paid taxes is eternal! 美帝人有句谚语:世界上只有死亡与交税是永恒的！ In big U.S.A, no matter the illicit income, is the lawfully earned income, even if mixes on the say/way, must pay taxes to IRS. 在大美帝,不管是非法收入,还是合法收入,哪怕是混道上的,都得向IRS交税。 IRS: No matter you are to do what, father's money one point cannot be few! IRS:不管你是干什么的,老子的钱一分都不能少！ Right, they are like this hang! 没错,他们就是这么吊！ IRS may be called in big U.S.A seizes every opportunity, is honored as ‚U.S.A most to make authority that one is panic at the news’, the deterrent force far exceeds Ministry of Defence and CIA, FBI, CIA and DEA anything, before them is a younger brother. IRS在大美帝堪称无孔不入,被誉为‘美帝最令人闻风丧胆的政府部门’,威慑力远超国防部和中情局,FBI、CIA、DEA什么的,在他们面前就是个弟弟。 The origin of IRS must trace U.S.A American Civil War, at that time the north and south hit are heavily engaged, the military expenses once became serious. President Lincoln does not look good, how without money to go to war, immediately makes the taxation department work overtime to collect taxes, is good to bring the subsidy military. IRS的起源要追溯到美帝南北战争时期,当时南北双方打得不可开交,军费一度十分吃紧。林肯总统一看不行,没钱怎么打仗,立即让税务部门加班加点收税,好拿来补贴军用。 The taxation department that compels painstakingly collects taxes, took the spear/gun to point at the head to expel, thereupon, under Lincoln's authorization, IRS on the national middle-school students' second set of broadcast body......, is the seasonable generation of summons lives. 苦逼的税务部门去收税,却被人拿着枪指着脑袋赶走,于是乎,在林肯的授权下,IRS应全国中学生第二套广播体……呸,是应时代的召唤而生。 IRS has the military equipment to ask for the tax the right, facing not cooperation member who the violence refuses payment of taxes, they expressed hehe, you had the spear/gun to be great, I also had the artillery! IRS有武装讨税的权利,面对暴力抗税的不合作分子,他们表示呵呵,你有枪了不起,我还有炮呢！ Collects taxes successfully, Lincoln obtained massive military expenses, and won the war final victory. 收税成功,林肯获得了大量军费,并赢得了战争最后的胜利。 Therefore, you think that achievement of American Civil War is because lots of black slaves did supplement the manpower resources? 所以,你以为南北战争的获胜是因为大量黑奴补充了兵源？ Lincoln was assassinated , because south the slave-owner isn't willingly defeated? Is the class interest and political contradiction causes? 林肯被刺杀,是因为南方奴隶主不甘心失败？是阶级利益和政治矛盾导致的？ Hehe, you are too young! 呵呵,你还太年轻！ After this, IRS fostered the fine collecting taxes attitude, can begin certainly not BB, a word does not open fire at earliest convenience. 110,000 staff, 40,000 are the armed forces, well-equipped, the battle efficiency compares favorably with the army mountain division. 从此之后,IRS就养成了优良的收税作风,能动手就绝不BB,一言不合就开枪扫射。11万工作人员,有4万是武装力量,装备精良,战斗力媲美陆军山地师。 In U.S.A, the largest armed wing is the U.S.A army, second is the coast guard, third is IRS. In the U.S.A television work, FBI often took to treat as the material for negative education, for supporting the male lead big on background board, but from having no movie dares to tease with IRS, this is their deterrent forces. 在美帝,第一大武装组织是美帝陆军,第二是海岸警卫队,第三就是IRS。在美帝的影视作品里,FBI经常被拿出来当做反面教材,用于承托男主角高大上的背景板,但从没有哪部影片敢拿IRS调侃,这就是他们的威慑力。 Takes the convenient strip that former IRS member Cross is giving, Luo Su knocked 2000 USD while convenient, started off fully-confidently. Cross blows that high the compelling standard of Mr. Smith, proper big shot without doubt, even if no Cross is so fierce, definitely still differs not far. 拿着前IRS成员十字架给的便利条,罗素顺带敲了2000美刀,就信心百倍上路了。十字架把史密斯先生的逼格吹得那么高,妥妥的大佬无疑,就算没有十字架那么厉害,肯定也相差不远。 Thereupon, Luo Su comes Ford F-150 in the second-hand auto market studio rent, set out toward the next door state. Because of the telephone close-down of Mr. Smith, Luo Su has to start off directly, to guard the unnecessary misunderstanding, Cross wrote sealed the personal letter, and enclosed a thread warhead, this was the cipher between two middle-aged men. 于是乎,罗素在二手车市场租来一辆福特F-150,就朝着隔壁州进发了。因为史密斯先生的电话关机,罗素只好直接上路,以防不必要的误会,十字架写了封亲笔信,并附上了一枚螺纹弹头,这是两个中年男人之间的暗号。 ...... …… The city slightly distance that Mr. Smith occupies, Luo Su drives to the southwest bound carriageway, rubbed gently for day on the highway, reaches the destination in night. 史密斯先生居住的城市稍有一段距离,罗素驾车向西南方向行驶,在高速公路上磨蹭了一天,才在夜晚时分到达目的地。 Even if he has road sense that is skilled in the rank, perhaps also the counter-balance performance bad second-hand Ford, for a long time did not have the reason of maintenance very much, Ford's tire stressed the soil fertility to be very bad. 纵然他有精通级别的驾驶技术,也抵消不了性能糟糕的二手福特,或许是很久没有维护的缘故,福特的轮胎抓地力很差。 The big U.S.A car rental market are many, Luo Su looks is the renting company that one and grey touches on slightly, said that is the hiring but actually sells out directly. No matter buyers the status of renting a car person, will not seek the complex procedure, exchanges money for the goods, neat rubbish. 大美帝的汽车租赁市场很多,罗素找得是一家和灰色沾边的租赁公司,说是出租但其实就是直接卖掉。买家不管租车人的身份,也不会寻求复杂的手续,一手交钱,一手交货,干脆利落没有废话。 These by the second-hand vehicle that sells cheaply almost all unauthentic, moreover experiences has handed over repeatedly, the real origin cannot inspect. Is just like under the Luo Su buttocks this Ford, if the automobile is the sweetheart of man, it is the EXP rich public transportation. 这些被便宜售卖的二手车几乎全都来路不明,而且经历过多次转手,真实来源不可考察。好比罗素屁股下面这辆福特,如果说汽车是男人的情人,它已是经验丰富的公交车了。 On the halfway, Luo Su is shocking but not dangerous the police who ran into blocked the way to do an inspection, depends on the driving license itself/Ben that obtained from the hooligans hand, as well as in native of US, Europe eyes a person of Asian descent face of mold, he then got by under false pretences easily. 半路上,罗素有惊无险地遇到了拦路巡查的警察,靠着从小混混手中得到的驾照本,以及欧美人眼中一个模子的黄种人面庞,他轻而易举便蒙混过关。 The place that Mr. Smith lives is a little remote, Luo Su found under direction of one group of good intention hooligans, this group of hooligans feelings are good, showed the way not to say free, but also is weeping and wailing the pocket money in pocket gives Luo Su. 史密斯先生居住的地方有点偏僻,罗素在一伙好心小混混的指引下才找到,这伙小混混心肠不错,免费指路不说,还哭着喊着把口袋里的零钱送给罗素。 Honest Luo Su categorically rejects, hooligans looked he does not want, cries at the scene howlingly, helpless Luo Su must receive. 正直的罗素断然拒绝,小混混们一看他不愿意,当场嚎嚎大哭,罗素无奈只得收了下来。 The greater part of the night knocks the assassin door is not the wise choice, the opposite party may in the staying up late symbol, the mentality be broken very much, causes unable to renew promptly, the consequence is serious. 大半夜敲响杀手的家门不是明智的选择,对方很有可能在熬夜码字,思路被打断,导致没能及时更新,后果非常严重。 Luo Su the plan first searched a point, next day carries a fruit to visit, Cross gave him 2000 USD, making him buy some gifts. Luo Su thinks the American was too uncouth, buying a fruit was enough, the ritual light affection is heavy, he prepares to offer the Cross this old friend's sincere regard. 罗素本打算先探个点,第二天拎点水果上门,十字架给了他2000美刀,让他买些礼物。罗素则认为老美太俗气了,买点水果就足够了,礼轻情意重,他准备送上十字架这位老友的诚挚问候。 Ford has gone the address of Mr. Smith, situated in suburb abandons the building, motley wall finding at everywhere wall brick, it is estimated that also only then the tramp will live here. 福特行驶过史密斯先生的住址,位于郊外的一栋废弃大楼,斑驳的墙壁随处可见墙砖,估计也只有流浪汉才会住在这里。 Luo Su discovered that the situation is not a little right, said actually not the sanitary condition is very bad, since Mr. Smith is assassin, character is definitely overcautious, lives has nothing improper in the unvisited suburb. 罗素发现情况有点不对,倒不是说卫生环境很差,史密斯先生既然是个杀手,性格方面肯定谨小慎微,住在人迹罕至的郊外没什么不妥。 What ghost but are the building first ten black Buick commerce, Mr. Smith are operating the underwear to send right? 但大楼前十来辆黑色别克商务是什么鬼,史密斯先生在开内衣派对？ The underwear sends to is impossible, the fellows of several suit ties defend outside the building, the big evening also brings the sunglasses, is not the blind person sells the insurance. Considering them has not brought the seeing-eye dog, sells the safe possibility to be bigger! 内衣派对是不可能的,几个西装领带的家伙守在大楼外,大晚上还带着墨镜,不是瞎子就是卖保险的。考虑到他们没带导盲犬,卖保险的可能性更大！ Obviously, the situation of Mr. Smith is not very good, his was blocked the gate. 很显然,史密斯先生的处境不是很好,他被人堵上门了。 Several suit ties also discovered stealthy Ford, two walked to Luo Su, others admitted in the hand the suit, they bring the spear/gun. 几个西装领带也发现了鬼鬼祟祟的福特,其中两个向罗素走了过来,其余人则将手放进了西装里面,他们都带着枪。 Bang! Bang! Bang...... 嘭！嘭！嘭…… The continual sound of gunfire spreads from the building, Luo Su criticizes one, trod the accelerator acceleration to leave. Two suit ties see this, without the choice pursued, returned to the respective post. 连续的枪声从大楼里传出,罗素暗骂一声,踏着油门加速离开了。两个西装领带见此,没有选择追击,返回了各自岗位。 Luo Su has not left, he circled a circle, stops Ford under the shadow of big tree. The sound of gunfire in building is still continuing, sound of gunfire from the beginning is unceasing, to present off and on, if not the enemy is flogging a corpse, that explained that Smith just performed one to kill greatly kills especially. 罗素并没有离开,他绕了一个圈,将福特停在大树的阴影下。楼上的枪声还在继续,从一开始的枪声不断,到现在的断断续续,如果不是仇家在鞭尸,那就说明史密斯刚刚上演了一场大杀特杀。 Several suit ties no longer guard a gate, pulled out the pistol to clash from the bosom directly, was the sound of gunfire rings out. 几个西装领带不再守门,直接从怀里掏出手枪冲了进去,接下来又是枪声大作。 Luo Su has not overrun the idea of help, he counted the number of commercial Buick, if filled completely, the number of enemy will be quite terrifying, he does not want the stranger to lose one's life for even/including surface has not seen. 罗素没有冲过去帮忙的想法,他数了数商务别克的数量,如果全部坐满,那敌人的数量将会相当恐怖,他可不想为一个连面都没见过的陌生人送命。 The sound of gunfire in building is stormy, seems the high tide later idle time, the sound of gunfire stops instantaneously. 大楼里的枪声再次密集起来,仿佛是高潮之后的停歇,枪声瞬间停止。 In the building runs two forms, a man and a woman, male wears the black skin windproof coat, female wraps solid, under the dim light of night cannot see clearly two people appearances. 大楼里跑出两个身影,一男一女,男的身穿黑皮风衣,女的则包裹严实,夜色之下看不清两人的长相。 When two people run into nearby alley, more than 20 holding a spear/gun suit ties run the building, is first short person man cursing continuously, with running in lane. 在两人跑入旁边的小巷时,二十多名持枪的西装领带跑出大楼,为首矮个男子大骂不止,跟着跑进了巷子。 Luo Su touches the chin, perhaps...... he can come a back to kill. 罗素摸了摸下巴,或许……他可以来个背杀。 Man who male Smith of escaping, a semblance callous and feels the mystery, no one knew his past, but he has ‚I had story’ the face. 逃跑的男子正是史密斯,一个外表冷酷而又充满神秘感的男人,没人知道他的过去,但他有着一张‘我有故事’的脸。 Smith was vexed over the two days very much, because he is tenderhearted for a while, the accident/surprise was involved in a plot. 史密斯这两天很糟心,他因为一时心软,意外卷入了一场阴谋之中。 He is not a good-hearted person, has not become the idea of hero, but when he saw when the pregnant woman who is pregnant in August one group of holding a spear/gun gangsters chase down, instinct extended the helping hands. 他并非一个心地善良的人,也没有成为英雄的想法,但当他看到一个怀胎八月的孕妇被一群持枪匪徒追杀时,还是本能的伸出了援助之手。 In a chaotic gun battle, the pregnant woman receives to frighten produces ahead of time, she cannot escape, only left behind the newly-born baby. 在一场混乱的枪战中,孕妇受到惊吓提前生产,她本人没能逃过一劫,只留下了刚刚出生的婴儿。 Smith thinks that the event will end because of the death of woman, he also has no interest in continue to mix, but he discovered later the goal of opposite party is not a woman, but was the newly-born baby. Does not endure to discard the baby to bring death, he extended the helping hands again, and found own cohabitant to seek help. 史密斯本以为事件会因为女人的死而结束,他也无心继续掺和下去,但随后他发现对方的目标并非女人,而是刚出生的婴儿。不忍舍弃婴儿送死,他再一次伸出了援助之手,并找到了自己的姘头求助。 The newborns need mother 's milk, Smith not that function, but her prostitute cohabitant Quintana has, the unlucky prostitute was gotten into the water by him, brought back to the place of residence in suburb together. 新生儿需要母乳,史密斯没有那个功能,但她的妓女姘头昆塔纳有,倒霉的妓女被他拖下水,一同带回了郊外的居住地。 Then is the enemy visits, Smith controls the attire of audience to compel the scene, he by the accurate marksmanship, one's effort resists 50 ringers, leads the cohabitant and baby breaks through a tight encirclement. 接下来便是敌人上门,史密斯主宰全场的装逼场面,他凭借精准的枪法,一己之力对抗50名枪手,带着姘头和婴儿杀出重围。 Hides in the gloomy alley, Smith thinks that will cast off the enemy, which once thinks that the short person leader is prepared early, pulls a hunting dog slightly to run over. 躲在阴暗的小巷里,史密斯本以为会甩开敌人,哪曾想矮个首领早有准备,牵着一条猎犬小跑了过来。 The fierce dog's bark sound reverberates in the alley, along with the rapid sound of footsteps, in the gloomy alley, to the depression that the person suffocates. 凶猛的犬吠声在小巷里回荡,伴随着急促的脚步声,在阴沉的小巷里,给人窒息的压抑感。 „Kills that dog, kills that dog quickly!” Quintana lowers the sound saying that does not massacre the dog, they are unable to get rid capture. “打死那条狗,快打死那条狗！”昆塔纳压低声音说道,不杀掉狗,他们无法摆脱追捕。 Smith never imagined to decline saying: „No, I like the dog.” 史密斯想都没想就拒绝道:“不,我喜欢狗。” Quintana is dumbfounded, you like the dog I without opinion, but the son of a bitch it does not know! 昆塔纳目瞪口呆,你爱狗我没意见,但狗子它不知道啊！ ------- ------- 【Pū street diary】 【扑街日记】 The edition told me, does not want the staying up late symbol, must take care own health, in this case, when I threw the street, at least can also go to the work site brick. 编辑跟我说,不要熬夜码字,要照顾好自己的身体,这样的话,当我扑街了,至少还能去工地板砖。