Does the these machine do? 这些机器是干什么的？ People in all countries in the world are very curious. 世界各国的人们无比好奇。 After Eternal Life Being game and Slaughtering Clown, all governments enhance vigilance to the these bewildered matter actually. 经过永生者游戏和杀戮小丑之后,各国政府倒是对这些莫名其妙的事情提高了警惕。 All governments refuse the people from the beginning close to the these machine. 各国政府一开始严禁民众靠近这些机器。 But the these machine will move instantaneously, a while appears here, where a while appears, virtually impossible to guard against. 但这些机器会瞬间移动,一会儿出现在这里,一会儿又出现在哪里,防不胜防。 Is some bold professional and people, quick touches these four types of machines on the contrary ripe. 反倒是一些大胆的职业者和民众,很快就将这四种机器摸熟。 About these four types of machines functions and application methods, quickly disseminates on the entire star. 关于这四种机器的功能和使用方法,迅速在整个星球上传播。 Finally, some governmental agencies also start to use the these machine. 最后,就连一些政府机关也开始使用这些机器。 All governments have turn a blind eye. 各国政府只好睁只眼闭只眼。 Federation. 联邦。 In a metropolis. 一座大都市之中。 78 policemen sphere to rescue to take off/escape the sea of bitterness machine, gazes at a policeman to operate intensely. 七八名警察围住救脱苦海机,紧张的注视着一名警察操作。 On that police forehead is the perspiration. 那名警察脑门上都是汗。 His over the face gazes at this to grasp baby machine general inexplicable exist(ence) earnestly. 他满面认真的注视着这台抓娃娃机一般的莫名存在。 The careful control rocking bar, he aims at a baby the grab tong. 小心的控制摇杆,他将抓钳对准一个娃娃。 „At this moment!” “就是此刻！” He presses down the capture key fiercely. 他猛的按下抓取键。 The grab tong falls, really held the baby. 抓钳落下去,果然抓住了娃娃。 However the baby rises half, actually falls down from the grab tong. 但是娃娃上升到一半,却从抓钳上掉下去。 „Oh!” “唉！” „Damn!” “见鬼！” „Was defeated!” “失败了！” The heart that the police raise sinks again. 警察们提起来的心再次沉下去。 „Isn't good?” The sound conveys together. “还是不行？”一道声音传来。 The police turn head to look, the one after another stiff body, shouts: „Boss!” 警察们扭头望去,纷纷挺直身子,喊道:“头儿！” „Boss is good!” “头儿好！” The obese police stride that wears the uniform/subdue walks, toward various person slightly nod. 一名身穿制服的肥胖警察大步走来,朝诸人微微点头。 He after behind drawing a thin and small youngster. 他从身后拉出来一个瘦小的少年。 This youngster complexion is empty, figure is thin, wears spacious health/guard clothes, appearing is not extremely good-fitting. 这少年脸色虚白,身形瘦削,穿着一件过于宽大的卫衣,显得极不合身。 This was he best clothes. 这是他最好的衣服了。 The obese police said: „I invited expert that catches the baby, this certain success!” 肥胖警察道:“我请了抓娃娃的高手,这次一定成功！” „Good!” “太好了！” Police hears word immediately great happiness. 警察们闻言顿时大喜。 Quick, the youngster stands before the baby machine, hand according to a black contact spot. 很快,少年站在娃娃机前,将手按在一块黑色的接触部位。 Grasped the baby machine to shine immediately, the game music resounded again. 抓娃娃机顿时亮了起来,游戏的音乐再次响起。 „Spends a drop of blood, can start one time.” “花费一滴血,可以启动一次。” The youngster look to the obese police. 少年望向肥胖警察。 The police said: „A drop of blood, I give you to reimburse 1000 credit points.” 警察道:“一滴血,我给你报销1000信用点。” The youngster then nod. 少年这才点点头。 He received the card in police hand, according to discussing: „Wang Ming cai, 16 years old, female.” 他接过警察手中的卡片,照着念道:“王明彩,16岁,女。” In the baby machine, ray of light has swept all babies. 娃娃机中,有一道光扫过所有娃娃。 „Has prepared, wish happiness that you play!” The baby machine makes together the sound. “已经准备好,祝您玩的愉快！”娃娃机发出一道声音。 The youngster grab the handle, eyes fast takes a look at all babies. 少年抓着手柄,一双眼飞快的打量所有娃娃。 He is looking for the baby who catches. 他在寻找好抓的娃娃。 He grasps expert of baby, has almost arrived alone asked defeat realm this solitary one. 他是抓娃娃的高手,几乎已经到了独孤求败的境界。 Before their family/home, operates large-scale playground, Man-Eating Ghost is arriving, at that time entire playground was destroyed. 他们家以前经营着一家大型游乐场,吃人鬼降临,当时整个游乐场都被毁了。 His parents were eaten, but he escapes death by a hair's breadth, henceforth is homeless. 他的父母被吃掉,而他幸免于难,从此无家可归。 Apocalypse destroyed the youngster happy family/home, now he can only the wandering about destitute street. 末日毁了少年幸福美满的家,如今他只能流落街头。 The youngster are controlling the grab tong, in many babies, is choosing the right object. 少年操控着抓钳,在众多娃娃中,挑选着合适的对象。 He plays this to grow up. 他是玩这个长大的。 Finally, the youngster selected a baby! 终于,少年选中了一个娃娃！ „!” “啪！” The youngster press down the key. 少年按下按键。 With the special music, the grab tong falls together immediately. 伴随着一道特殊音乐,抓钳顿时落下去。 That baby was held! 那个娃娃被抓住了！ Below is the most essential moment. 下面是最关键的一刻。 The grab tong leads the baby, receives slowly. 抓钳带着娃娃,徐徐收回去。 Catches the baby to be defeated, generally is at this stage. 抓娃娃失败,一般都是在这个阶段。 Many grab tongs are very loose, grasps radically does not tighten the baby. 许多抓钳特别松,根本抓不紧娃娃。 just now that policeman is also defeated in this link. 刚才那位警察也是在这个环节失败。 Why however does not know, the baby who the youngster clamps has not fallen down, has been gripped by the grab tong firmly. 然而不知为何,少年所夹的娃娃并没有掉下去,一直被抓钳牢牢夹住。 The grab tong unceasingly to returning moves. 抓钳不断向回移动。 Finally, baby from exporting. 终于,娃娃从出口掉了出来。 „!” The police cheer. “耶！”警察们欢呼起来。 Grasps the baby machine to exude one to inquire: „Congratulates you, you can see Wang Ming cai immediately, do you want to see her?” 抓娃娃机发出一声问询:“恭喜你,你可以立刻见到王明彩,请问你要见她吗？” The youngster look to the obese police. 少年望向肥胖警察。 The obese police nod. 肥胖警察点点头。 „Must see.” The youngster said. “要见。”少年道。 „Good, is carrying out.” Grasps the baby machine say/way. “好的,正在执行。”抓娃娃机道。 The next quarter, a miserable young girl appears in front of grasping the baby machine. 下一刻,一名楚楚可怜的少女出现在抓娃娃机面前。 The young girls look at front various people, the facial expression are obviously startled. 少女看着面前的诸人,神情明显一怔。 On her face has the bloodstain, body ties hands by the rope, the gearing cannot move. 她脸上有着血迹,身上被绳索五花大绑,连动都不能动。 „Daughter!” Two middle-aged men and women clash, grasps the young girl. “女儿！”两名中年男女冲上来,一把抱住少女。 „Father? Mom?” Young girl cries. “爸爸？妈妈？哇”少女大哭起来。 The police put out tool, starts to deregulate for the young girl. 警察们则拿出工具,开始为少女松绑。 The obese police take up communication, the fast order said: „Hostage has rescued successfully, the Mechanical Battle Armor special operations forces team sends out, storm scoundrel base!” 肥胖警察拿起通讯器,快速命令道:“人质已成功解救,机动战甲特战队出动,强攻歹徒基地！” His rapid one on affair. 他飞速的将一应事务处理完毕。 The youngster stand, is looking at the obese police: „Can pay money?” 少年站起来,望着肥胖警察:“可以付钱了吗？” The obese police squeeze a flattering smile. 肥胖警察挤出一个讨好的笑容。 Without the means that catching the baby was too difficult. 没办法,抓娃娃太难了。 „That, do here also several most wanted terrorists, you help?” He takes out several to issue a warrant for arrest the chart, gives the youngster. “那个,我这里还有几个通缉犯,你帮帮忙好吗？”他取出几张通缉图,递给少年。 The youngster met the blueprint, looks one after another, said: „Does not have the issue, but money” 少年接了图纸,一张一张看完,道:“没问题,但是钱” „Naturally pays as charged!” The obese police said. “当然照付！”肥胖警察道。 In his heart had a thought suddenly. 他心中忽然起了一个念头。 „wait a moment, you whether is willing to be a policeman?” He asked. “等一下,你是否愿意当一名警察？”他问道。 Now had rescued to take off/escape the sea of bitterness machine, people want to see anyone, so long as caught the baby to be OK. 现在有了救脱苦海机,人们想见谁,只要抓娃娃就可以了。 Once grasps successfully, can make the opposite party appear immediately. 一旦抓成功,就立刻能让对方出现。 Naturally! 当然！ Stresses the motive of baby to be just, will otherwise grasp the baby machine not to respond. 抓娃娃的动机必须是正义的,否则抓娃娃机不会响应。 As the matter stands, catching the most wanted terrorist simply should not be too easy. 这样一来,抓通缉犯简直不要太容易。 So long as stresses the time of baby to be high, wants to hold anyone, on the energy holds who! 只要抓娃娃的功夫高,想抓住谁,就能抓住谁！ Therefore rescues to take off/escape the emergence of sea of bitterness machine, simply is the police best helper. 所以救脱苦海机的出现,简直就是警察们最好的帮手。 The eyes of youngster shone, quickly asked: „You were said that I can be the police?” 少年的眼睛亮了一下,急急忙忙问道:“你是说我可以当警察？” „Right, depends on your to the one hand grasp the ability of baby, I special approval you to enter the police station, do you want?” “没错,就凭你这一手抓娃娃的本领,我特批你进入警察局,你愿意吗？” „Wants!” “愿意！” „Now, helping me hold these notorious fellows.” “现在,帮我抓住这几个臭名昭著的家伙。” „Good.” “好。” The youngster comply to say loudly. 少年大声答应道。 ...... …… In four Underworld machines, what is loneliest is 23. 在四台黄泉机器之中,最冷清的是“23”号机。 This is one black sells the machine automatically, its name is „calms down to eliminate offense machine”. 这是一台黑色的自动售卖机,它的名字叫做“消气除戾机”。 So-called „calms down to eliminate offense”, is the machine replaces you, clutches the ear to somebody, holds one's nose, hoodwinks the eye, the flexure foot heart, kicks the buttocks...... wait wait/etc. etc.. 所谓“消气除戾”,便是机器代替你,对某人揪耳朵,捏鼻子,蒙眼睛,挠脚心,踢屁股……等等等等。 This is not evil, at most is practical joke about hundred practical joke. 这根本就算不上邪恶,顶多是恶作剧近百种恶作剧。 This will make the user vent anger slightly. 这会让使用者稍稍出口气。 If you are discontented with this degree of air vent, „will calm down to eliminate offense machine” to tell you on the quiet, its magic power will be actually boundless, but „Desire Judgement Machine” will be its wife. 如果你对这种程度的出气不满,“消气除戾机”就会悄悄告诉你,它其实法力无边,但“愿力审判机”是它的老婆。 Therefore it does not have the means that does not dare to do evil, can only endure humiliation. 所以它没办法,不敢作恶,只能忍辱负重。 When you spend a drop of blood, can activate this machine, does the matter in tickle for you. 当你花费一滴血,就可以激活这个机器,替你去干一些挠痒痒之内的事。 But since Apocalypse has arrived, countless people were killed in the sea beast, Man-Eating Ghost and Murdering Ghost, now three hells also appear, who will be all right will go with this thing to others practical joke? 可是末日降临以来,无数的人丧命于海兽、吃人鬼和杀人鬼,现在又有三个地狱同时出现,谁没事会用这个东西去对别人恶作剧？ The situation changes in night of this day. 情况在这天的深夜改变。 „Calmed down to eliminate offense machine” to welcome the first customer. “消气除戾机”迎来了第一位客户。 The first customer, is a 17-18 years old youngster. 第一个客户,是一名十七八岁的少年。 He paid a drop of blood, activated the machine. 他付出了一滴血,激活了机器。 Ding-dong! 叮咚！ Calms down to eliminate the offense machine to send out a resounding. 消气除戾机发出一声脆响。 It pulled down the throat, asked: „To do a misdemeanor quietly? With this machine purchase practical joke number of times, Desire Judgement Machine could not discover absolutely.” 它压低了嗓子,问道:“想不想悄悄干点儿坏事？用本机器购买恶作剧次数,愿力审判机绝对发现不了。” „I must do the misdemeanor.” Youngster cold(ly) say/way. “我要干坏事。”少年冷冷的道。 „That, what do you want to make?” The machine asked. “那么,你想做什么？”机器问道。 „With the feather flexure foot heart, kicks the buttocks with the large size shoes, same gives me to come one.” Youngster unemotional say/way. “用羽毛挠脚心,用大号鞋子踢屁股,一样给我来一份儿。”少年面无表情道。 „Is favored by 20 drops of blood.” “承惠二十滴血。” Youngster hand according to the black spot of machine. 少年将手按在机器的黑色部位。 „Very good, I have received your payment, who displays the object is?” The machine asked. “很好,我已收到您的付款,请问施展对象是谁？”机器问道。 „Pen name?” “笔名可以吗？” „Ok.” “可以。” The youngster sent out a name. 少年就报出一个名字。 Machine say/way: „Is displaying the flexure foot heart and ensure he wants the immortal to want.” 机器道:“正在施展挠脚心,保证他欲仙欲死。” After a while, the machine also said: „Is displaying to kick the buttocks and ensure he knows has a person deeply is hating him.” 过了一会儿,机器又道:“正在施展踢屁股,保证他知道有一个人深深的恨着他。” „Your evil action had ended, wants again evil, please wait for 24 hours.” “您的邪恶举动已经结束,想要再次邪恶,请等待24小时。” The youngster nod, on the face shows the feeling relaxed expression that the big enmity must report. 少年点点头,脸上露出大仇得报的释然表情。 Only listens to him to mutter: „I thought that you also do dare to break......” 只听他喃喃道:“我看你还敢不敢断更……” After youngster well satisfied departure , the second customer follows. 少年心满意足的离开后,第二个客户紧随其后而来。 Quick, the second customer also has the victory expression to depart. 很快,第二个客户也带着胜利的表情离去。 Airborne floats his reads broken, collects for a few words. 空中飘来他的碎碎念,归拢为一句话。 „Young thief...... this is breaks a chapter of consequence......” “小贼……这就是断章的后果……”