Li Fan smile stiff on face, in the heart has raised the dreadful monstrous waves! 李凡的笑容僵在脸上,心中已经掀起了滔天巨浪！ The father is Clean Association Collector!? 老子就是清洁协会的收藏家！？ These two cheap parents are camouflage!? 这俩便宜爹娘都是伪装的！？ My proper family relationships calm and steady life? Did not have!? 我的父慈子孝安稳生活呢？就这么没了！？ When the parents recited Clean Association that several word simultaneously, Li Fan also thinks that two people are cracking a joke. 当父母同时吟唱出清洁协会的那几句词儿的时候,李凡还以为两人在开什么玩笑。 When sees these withered heads in box, he has thoroughly understood what kind of aspect oneself fell into. 当看到箱子里的那些干瘪的脑袋,他已经彻底明白了自己到底陷入了怎样的局面。 Incredible and real. 荒诞而真实。 He passed through undercover Abnormal Bureau Collector body unexpectedly! 他竟然穿越到了卧底异常局的收藏家身上！ That is the Awakener criminal Fugitive List savage character ranked the first! 那可是觉醒者罪犯通缉榜排名第一的凶残人物！ But his anything cannot! Not only without inheriting memory, the strong capability of opposite party does not have totally, is hard to imagine these heads radically is the Collector weapon.. 可是他什么都不会啊！不仅没有继承记忆,对方的强大能力也是一概全无,根本难以想象那些人头就是收藏家的武器。。 Is going against a body spatially, wasn't this finished? 空顶着个躯壳,这不完蛋了吗？ After clearing off own situation, in the Li Fan mind the thought revolve like lightning, was pondering diligently how should deal with this crisis. 在理清自己的处境之后,李凡的脑海中思维电转,努力思考着到底应该如何应对这个危局。 If makes the opposite party know that he at all is not name brand Collector, these two present respectful „parents” will get angry absolutely at the scene, it is estimated that he dies does not know how dead. 如果让对方知道他根本不是正牌收藏家,这两个现在毕恭毕敬的“父母”绝对会当场翻脸,估计他死都不知道怎么死的。 Li Fan Li Fan, is dies looked exactly you were calm enough. 李凡啊李凡,是死是活就看你够不够冷静了。 First maintains the smile! 先保持微笑！ Sees Li Fan to smile not to speak, on the present middle-aged men and women face appears the disturbed facial expression. 见李凡笑而不语,眼前的中年男女脸上不由现出忐忑的神情。 Collector is subject to changing moods, no one knows that the opposite party is actually thinking anything. 收藏家喜怒无常,谁也不知道对方到底在想什么。 The father as if remembers anything suddenly, fishes out a cell phone Xiaoman hastily is the controller also paper of key, both hands gives Li Fan, said: 父亲仿佛突然想起什么,连忙摸出一个手机大小满是按键的控制器还有一张纸条,双手交给李凡,说道: „Group Leader, this is the psychic bomb detonation switch, as well as duty Lurker list.” “组长,这是精神炸弹的起爆开关,以及任务潜伏者的名单。” The detonation switch and that paper in the hand, in the heart of Li Fan trembles. 将起爆开关和那张纸拿在手中,李凡的心中一颤。 Clean Association was really ruthless, packed the bomb in Abnormal Bureau unexpectedly, but also placed one crowd of undercover. 清洁协会实在是太狠了,竟然在异常局里装满了炸弹,还安插了一群卧底。 Some Abnormal Bureau also waste result in does not gather the common sense, how to say again is also an official organization, must have it all shortly. 异常局也有些废物得不合常理,再怎么说也是个官方组织,眼看就要被一锅端了。 Father some saying of flattering: 父亲有些讨好的说道: „Has debugged completely, dividing the switch connection is normal, you can distinguish the detonation, can press down the master switch simultaneously the detonation. After the explosion, you only need to block Abnormal Bureau strongest several Awakener, other giving subordinates are good.” “已经全部调试完毕,分开关连接正常,您可以分别起爆,也可以按下总开关同时起爆。等到爆炸之后,您只需要拦住异常局最强的几名觉醒者,其他的交给属下就好。” The finger of Li Fan strokes to the master switch on gently, has not spoken, a being lost in thought appearance. 李凡的手指轻轻抚摸到总开关上,并没有说话,一副陷入沉思的模样。 What to do? According to doesn't press? 怎么办？按不按？ Pressed, does not know that must die many people, moreover makes him block strongest Awakener, blocks dai...... 按了,不知道要死多少人,而且还让他拦住最强的觉醒者,拦个嘚儿啊…… The words that does not press, might reveal the secret, he does not know that now Collector this ambush duty is what situation. 不按的话,说不定就要露馅了,他现在根本不知道收藏家这个潜伏任务是什么情况。 The air in room as if solidified. 房间里的空气仿佛都凝固了。 Saw that Li Fan does not have the sound, cross-eyed that the father and mother somewhat worry about. 眼看李凡没有动静,父亲和母亲不由有些担忧的对视一眼。 They saw the hesitation of Collector. 他们都看出了收藏家的犹豫。 The mother clenches teeth, arouses the courage, said in a low voice: 母亲咬了咬牙,鼓足勇气,低声说道: „Group Leader, the Cuckoo Plan truly some of headquarters design are extremely radical, will provoke the overall response of Abnormal Bureau, but after all is the President personally below order......” “组长,总部设计的这个杜鹃计划确实有些太过激进,会引起异常局的整体反应,只是毕竟是会长亲自下的命令……” Hears this saying, in the Li Fan heart one bright, thought of anything instantaneously. 听到这话,李凡心中不由一亮,瞬间想到了什么。 Today in the cafeteria, he has discovered an issue. 今天在食堂的时候,他就已经发现了一个问题。 That is Collector meritorious service too high alarm own lord, strength is too strong, in Clean Association this criminal organization, definitely will cause the suspicion. 那就是收藏家功高震主,本身的实力太强,在清洁协会这个犯罪组织中,也必然会引起猜忌。 After all, the Clean Association only leader, is that keeping aloof President. 毕竟,清洁协会的唯一领袖,是那位高高在上的会长。 Infers from mother's these words, this issue really exists! 从母亲的这句话来推断,这个问题果然是存在的！ Collector possible with the Clean Association President disagreement/not with, even disobedient opposite party's order! 收藏家可能和清洁协会会长不和,甚至忤逆对方的命令！ First deceived to say this matter again! 先把这事儿糊弄过去再说！ The Li Fan complexion sinks, holds appreciatively the explosive charge to say slowly: 李凡的面色沉下来,把玩着起爆器缓缓说道: „Situation changes, Abnormal Bureau has detected guard to Cuckoo Plan, launches the B plan, needs further consideration.” “情况有变,异常局已经对杜鹃计划有所察觉防备,启动B计划,从长计议。” Hears this saying, the father and mother complexion big change, looks at each other one later, eyeground unexpectedly some meanings of feeling relieved, as if in saying „finally arrived at this”. 听到这话,父亲和母亲脸色大变,随后又对视一眼,眼底竟然有些如释重负的意思,仿佛在说“终于走到这一步了”。 Collector, must resist with the headquarters publicly. 收藏家,要公开与总部对抗了。 But their these subordinate in the Collector member, is disturbed in also has a joy. 而他们这些隶属于收藏家的成员,则是忐忑之中又有一丝欣喜。 Although danger, but who wants to follow the powerhouse. 虽然危险,但谁都想追随强者。 The father deeply inspires, disturbed asking: 父亲深吸一口气,忐忑的问道: „Subordinate is dull-witted, is the B plan of Cuckoo Plan?” “属下愚钝,杜鹃计划的B计划是？” Li Fan said lightly: 李凡淡淡地说道: „I deep penetration in Abnormal Bureau, until becoming Abnormal Bureau Bureau Chief.” “我将长期潜伏于异常局,直至成为异常局局长。” First goes out boast, is detained to find an excuse to oneself for a long time. 先把牛逼吹出去,给自己长期滞留找个借口。 The father and mother by deeply shock, held breath again cold air. 父亲和母亲再次受到深深的震撼,不由倒吸一口凉气。 Worthily is powerful Collector! 不愧是强大的收藏家！ So wonderful plan, only then Collector can want to come out! 如此奇绝的计划,也只有收藏家才能够想出来！ Thinks, if Collector becomes Abnormal Bureau Bureau Chief, that entire Abnormal Bureau also becomes a joke thoroughly, even becomes the Clean Association dependency! 想一想,如果收藏家成为了异常局的局长,那整个异常局也彻底成为了一个笑话,甚至成为清洁协会的附庸！ This is the grand boldness! 这是何等宏伟的魄力！ Li Fan does not know that at this time two people of hearts is thinking anything, but wants to hurry to catch up with them to walk, said indifferently: 李凡此时也不知道两人心中在想什么,只是想赶紧赶他们走,淡然道: „Earlier communication way must replace immediately, you leave here as soon as possible.” “前期的通联方式也要立刻更换,你们尽快离开这里。” He must grasp the Abnormal Bureau undercover list. 他必须掌握异常局的卧底名单。 The father said hastily respectfully: „Yes, I will replace as soon as possible, and new communication way will give you, but headquarters that side, if asked Cuckoo Plan......” 父亲连忙恭敬道:“是,我会尽快更换完毕,并将新的通联方式交给您,只是总部那边如果问起杜鹃计划……” „Truthfully report. Walks.” “如实汇报。走吧。” The equipment must make them carry off, this pile of heads put in the dormitory to him, he does not know how to use. 装备也得让他们带走,这一堆人头给他搁宿舍里,他也不知道怎么用啊。 The parents look at each other one, immediately such as the Mongolian pardon, walks rapidly outward. 父母对视一眼,立刻如蒙大赦,迅速向外走去。 The Abnormal Bureau entrance, the father is dragging the suitcase, a face affection looks at Li Fan saying: 异常局门口,父亲拖着行李箱,一脸慈爱的看着李凡说道: „Little Fan, must trying hard work, can find a secured job is not easy, must fulfill duty to fulfill responsibility in the work, must be together with the colleague well.” “小凡,一定要努力工作啊,能找到一个铁饭碗可不容易,在工作中要尽职尽责,和同事也要好好相处。” Li Fan smiles brightly: 李凡笑得灿烂: „Knew the father, relax, I work absolutely well, strive to mix a title with little power.” “知道了爸,放心吧,我绝对好好工作,争取混个一官半职的。” Nearby mother said with a smile: 一旁的母亲笑道: „What officer non- officer, so long as dry/does happy on line, when parents did not ask you greatly richly greatly expensively, so long as the safe and sound were good, was certain the attention security.” “什么官不官的,只要干的开心就行,当父母的不求你大富大贵,只要平安健康就好,一定得注意安全啊。” „Good, mother you feel at ease, I divided to Support Center, was very safe.” “好,妈你就安心吧,我分到支援中心了,很安全的。” The security guard who the entrance stands guard sees this proper family relationships, showed the smile, thought of own parents. 门口站岗的警卫看到这父慈子孝的一幕,不由也露出了笑容,想到了自己的父母。 This young people look is a loyal son. 这个年轻人一看就是个孝子。 Delivers to stop with smile on the face in the entrance car(riage), Li Fan the parents beckons to the vehicle of going far away, this nods toward the gate guard, returned to the dormitory. 将父母送上停在门口的车,李凡面带笑容冲远去的车子招招手,这才朝门卫点了点头,回到了宿舍。 Locks on the other side the dormitory gate, Li Fan turned in the room rapidly looked for one, determined that had no monitor monitoring equipment, will arrive at the washroom to shower to arrive in a big way, sat in the toilet, both hands held to start to ponder oneself situation. 将宿舍门反锁,李凡在房间里迅速翻找了一通,确定没有什么监听监控设备,来到洗手间将淋浴开到最大,一屁股坐在马桶上,双手抱头开始思考自己的处境。 The warm family, the calm and steady Antique Dealer life, all went far away to him! 温馨的家庭,安稳的古董商生活,全都离他远去了！ He unexpectedly is Collector! 他竟然就是收藏家！ Did I become the unprincipled person? 我成坏人了？ The key has not inherited memory and ability completely, what fight skill including and so on, is completely a blank slate, how this special can live? 关键完全没有继承记忆和能力,包括什么战斗技巧之类,完全就是个白板,这特么可怎么活？ Must frighten to urinate a moment ago good! 刚才已经要吓尿了好不好！ Was good because of previous life is also seeing the world old fox, Li Fan rapidly made the resolution after all. 好在上辈子毕竟也是个见过世面的老油子,李凡迅速做出了决断。 Manages his anything Cuckoo Plan magpie plan, first with one „dragging” character secret art, needed further consideration said again. 管他什么杜鹃计划喜鹊计划,先用一个“拖”字诀,从长计议再说。 Oneself make a waste on conceals in Support Center, kills the time, asked that is plans to be in progress, ten years eight years is not promoted, has been a commis silently. 自己就藏在支援中心做个废物,消磨时间,问就是计划在进行中,十年八年的不升职,一直默默做个小职员。 When Clean Association lost the estimate also to give up him patiently. 等到清洁协会失去耐心了估计也就把他放弃了。 When the time comes no one remembered him, slipped away again secretly? 到时候没人记得他了,再偷偷溜掉？ The plan passes! 计划通！ Temporarily can only like this...... 暂时只能这样了…… Moreover, must take carry back the resignation as soon as possible! 另外,必须尽快把辞职报告拿回来！ The resignation was not possible to resign, otherwise first will reveal the secret that side Clean Association! 辞职是不可能辞职了,要不然第一时间就会在清洁协会那边露馅！ ...... …… Meanwhile, from private cars outside Abnormal Bureau several block on. 与此同时,距离异常局几个街区外的私家车上。 „Father mother” stopped the car(riage) in a peaceful alley. “父亲母亲”把车停在了一条安静的小巷中。 The father gripped tightly both hands of steering wheel still to shiver at this time, eliminated own fear diligently, said: 父亲紧握方向盘的双手此时仍然在颤抖,努力消除自己的恐惧,说道: „He gave the oppression strength of person to be stronger, the time of such a while, I felt that I walked one in the Gate of Death probably......” “他给人的压迫力更强了,就这么一会儿的功夫,我感觉自己好像在鬼门关走了一遭……” The mother filled big saliva fiercely, made an effort to wipe the mouth, said dejected: 母亲猛灌了一大口水,用力擦了擦嘴,颓然道: „That is because we do not know that can turn into Collector that his holding...... he is subject to changing moods after all......” “那是因为我们不知道会不会变成他的藏品……毕竟他可是喜怒无常的收藏家……” „Did Cuckoo Plan suspend? The headquarters will be furious absolutely, what was detected by Abnormal Bureau is only the pretence under pretext, have we only missed one step...... B to plan the bottomrow from destruction Abnormal Bureau Southwest Sub-bureau is not accepted obviously? Is Abnormal Bureau so good to be promoted?” “杜鹃计划就这么暂停了？总部绝对会震怒,什么被异常局察觉只是托词,明明我们已经距离覆灭异常局西南分局只差一步了……B计划到底行不行得通？异常局这么好升职吗？” The mother beckons with the hand saying: 母亲摆摆手说道: „How I know that...... attacks Abnormal Bureau is also only a pretence, is the headquarters to his probe, now looks like, he some are impatient......” “我怎么知道……袭击异常局也只是一个幌子,是总部对他的试探,现在看来,他已经有些不耐烦了……” The father somewhat in a terrified way asked: 父亲有些惶恐地问道: „We what to do? If he and President had the conflict, how we should do? We are his fifth parents, I do not want to be replaced!” “那我们怎么办？如果他和会长起了冲突,我们应该怎么做？我们已经是他的第五任父母了,我可不想被替换掉！” Mother vision cold and gloomy looks at the front, said slowly: 母亲目光森冷的看着前方,缓缓说道: „Stands firm, old Li, no matter what, I believes that he most is close to the Lord of Abyss person, that day when Lord of Abyss arrives, we will also obtain the redemption...... to have the guest to come.” “稳住,老李,不管怎么样,我都坚信他是最接近深渊之主的人,等到深渊之主降临的那天,我们也将获得救赎……有客人来了。” The father restores instantaneously calmly, rubbing fully is the corner of the eye of wrinkle, nods: 父亲瞬间恢复冷静,揉了揉满是皱纹的眼角,点点头: „Yes, was I am rude.” “是,是我失态了。” The father opens the vehicle door, takes a step to move toward roadside one young man who sets up a stall sells the vegetable/dish. 父亲打开车门,迈步走向路边一个正在摆摊卖菜的年轻汉子。 This man only wore a shirt, wore a straw hat, is dark complexioned, full is the wind and frost, before the body, is suspending one bunch of celery and a pocket hot pepper. 这汉子只穿了一件汗衫,戴了个草帽,面色黝黑,满是风霜,身前摆着一捆芹菜、一兜辣椒。 „How does celery sell?” The father squatting down body asked. “芹菜怎么卖？”父亲蹲下身子问道。 „Three 51 jin (0.5 kg), oneself type, the small advantage sold.” Sells the vegetable/dish man to grin to say with a smile. “三块五一斤,自家种的,便宜卖了。”卖菜汉子咧嘴笑道。 The father shakes the head: „Recently the celery reduced prices, in supermarket together eight.” 父亲摇摇头:“最近芹菜降价了,超市里才一块八。” During the speeches, he puts out a hand suddenly, the arm seems like pair of pincers, held the shoulder that sells the vegetable/dish man, tears suddenly outward. 说话间,他猛然伸手,手臂像是一双铁钳,抓住了卖菜汉子的肩膀,猛然向外撕扯。 Sells the vegetable/dish man to crack into a smile suddenly, the body unexpectedly becomes like a beach mud soft, bound father's both hands, root hair same blood vessels and nerves drill from his within the body, entangle to the father! 卖菜汉子突然咧嘴一笑,身体竟然变得像一滩烂泥一样柔软,将父亲的双手裹了进去,一条条根须一样的血管和神经从他的体内钻出,缠向父亲！ Father cold snort/hum, a pair of big hand rubbed the oil to pull out probably equally from the opposite party within the body, simultaneously pointed at shivers rapidly, embroidered unexpectedly probably equally the opposite party punctured entangles each blood vessel and nerve that entirely in the same place makes into settles. 父亲冷哼一声,一双大手像是抹了油一样从对方体内拔出来,同时手指迅速颤动,竟然像是绣花一样将对方刺出的每一根血管和神经通通缠在一起打成了结。 A strange strength gushes out in his hand, probably pinches the playdough to be the same, selling the muscle skeleton of vegetable/dish man pinched one mud. 一股奇异的力量在他手上涌出,像是捏橡皮泥一样,把卖菜汉子的肌肉骨骼捏成了一团烂泥。 Sells the vegetable/dish man even to call out pitifully without enough time, the father has used a pair of big hand his body pinched one strangely „person ball”, later his chin was dislocated suddenly, the mouth publicized to the inconceivable degree, swallows down this person ball. 卖菜汉子甚至来不及惨叫,父亲已经用一双大手将他的身体捏成了一个古怪的“人球”,随后他的下巴猛然脱臼,嘴张大到不可思议的程度,将这个人球吞了下去。 Completes all these, the father closes up the chin again, carries two pocket celery and hot pepper, rode in the car(riage). 做完这一切,父亲再次将下巴合拢,拎起两兜芹菜和辣椒,坐回了车里。 „The technique of this mental power fusion, is person of one meeting.” “这个精神力融合的手法,是共一会的人。” The mother said. 母亲说道。 The father nods: „Is sour taste of one meeting, is unpalatable very much, in the evening eats the celery to fry the meat and hot pepper scrambled eggs?” 父亲点点头:“是共一会的酸味儿,很难吃,晚上吃芹菜炒肉和辣椒炒蛋？” The mother shakes the head slightly: „Makes the celery boiled dumplings, the hot pepper can adjust a cold dish.” 母亲微微摇头:“还是包芹菜水饺吧,辣椒可以调个凉菜。” The private car starts again, leaves the alley, drives to the suburb. 私家车再次启动,驶离小巷,向郊区驶去。 In alley a silence, as if nothing happened. 小巷里一片寂静,仿佛什么都没有发生。