Resignation 辞职报告 Respectable bureau leader: 尊敬的局领导: Today enters the duty's officially first day, I very happy officially submitted the resignation at this time to the bureau. 今天是正式入职第一天,我很高兴自己在这个时候向局里正式提出辞职。 , no matter what enters the unit conducts beginning trains also already for a half year, in half year, without obtaining in the game anything helps, every day the going to work resembles visits a grave, is depressed one to Monday at heart. 进入单位进行初任培训也已经半年了,在这半年里,也没得到局里什么帮助,每天上班像上坟,一到周一就心里发堵。 Here I harvested the tedious approval process, harvested the omnipresent bureaucratism, has not harvested how much wage. 在这里我收获了繁琐的审批流程,收获了无所不在的官僚主义,就是没收获多少薪水。 Really does not want to waste the life in this not suitable work, wants to change the environment, has a look at the poem and distant place. 实在不想在这份自己并不适合的工作中浪费生命,也想换一下环境,看看诗和远方。 Whoever. 爱谁谁吧。 Naturally, because is not the wages of unit is low, because of the working conditions danger, is not because entered the duty to adjust the logistical support department me officially. 当然,并不是因为单位的工资低,也不是因为工作环境危险,更不是因为正式入职就把我调到了后勤支援部门。 Leaves Abnormal Bureau, does not give up very much, does not give up leaders' bureaucratism relationship through female relatives, does not give up flattery between colleagues. 离开异常局,很舍不得,舍不得领导们的官僚主义裙带关系,舍不得同事之间的拍马溜须。 I very happy cannot contribute my strength for leaders magnificent tomorrow. 我很高兴不能为领导们辉煌的明天贡献自己的力量了。 Moreover after the suggestion, gives the young people draw the pie time, „do not watch this words technique with leaders”. 另外建议以后给年轻人画大饼的时候,不要用“领导都看在眼里”这种话术。 The time grew easily to lead the cataract misconception to everyone. 时间长了容易给大家领导得了白内障的错觉。 I herewith offer 此致 Salute! 敬礼! Resignation person: Li Fan 辞职人:李凡 Puts down the pen, Li Fan shoots the resignation letter that just finished gently, reveals the smile of feeling relieved. 将笔放下,李凡轻轻弹了弹刚写完的辞职信,露出如释重负的笑容。 Conveniently „training grade E, mental power rank E, establishes job functions Support Center Dissection Department probation Investigator” the notice losing in the trash can. 顺手把“培训定级E,精神力等级E,定岗支援中心解剖处见习调查员”的通知给丢在垃圾桶里。 Rebirth to this world already one month. 重生到这个世界已经一个多月了。 Antique Dealer of his previous generation, passed through what Abnormal Bureau Southwest Sub-bureau probation Investigator. 他一个前世的古董商,穿越成了什么异常局西南分局的见习调查员。 Also without inheriting memory of opposite party, directly entered training. 还没有继承对方的记忆,直接就进入了培训。 The enclosed type trained for a month, the whole person is ignorant, finally decided a low grade directly, divided a worst department. 封闭式培训了一个多月,整个人都是懵的,最后直接定了个最低等级,分了个最差的部门。 If not enclosed training time does not let, to find out his predecessor is what condition, he has resigned. 如果不是封闭式培训的时候不让出来,也为了摸清他这个前身到底是什么状况,他早就已经辞职了。 Today was to end training enters first day that officially the staff did, was one day that he resigned thoroughly. 今天是结束培训正式入职工作的第一天,也是他彻底辞职的一天。 Really does not suit this type to be fearful and apprehensive every day, from 9 to 5 makes the life of nightmare. 实在是不适合这种每天心惊胆战,朝九晚五做噩梦的生活。 Some establishments do not want. 有编制也不要了。 The resignation will admit in the envelope to fold, Li Fan goes out of the apartment dormitory, steps the relaxed step to walk toward the office building. 将辞职报告放进信封里折好,李凡走出公寓宿舍,迈着轻松的步伐向办公楼走去。 The overall situation rookies enter the duty welcoming reception soon to convene in the assembly hall, has been able to see the electronic banner that the conference convenes by far. 全局新人入职欢迎大会即将在礼堂召开,远远已经能看到会议召开的电子横幅。 In courtyard also some cautionary slogans, such as: 院子里还有一些警示性标语,诸如: „Once the heart is spatial, immediately reports! Vigilant Clean Association!” “一旦心空,立刻报告！警惕清洁协会！” „Innermost feelings spotless often is not human!” “内心一尘不染的往往不是人类！” „Innermost feelings are calmer, far away from human!” “内心越平静,越远离人类！” Arrives at the office building, forces in PO Box Bureau Chief the resignation, Li Fan felt that big stone at heart falls thoroughly. 来到办公楼,把辞职报告塞进局长,李凡感觉心里的大石头彻底落下。 Then here all had nothing to do with him, later he thoroughly was free. 接下来这里的一切都和他无关了,以后他就彻底自由自在了。 Afterward turns around the unit restaurant to have the breakfast. 随后转身去单位餐厅吃早餐。 Entered the restaurant, inside is the bustling person. 进了餐厅,里面已经是熙熙攘攘的人。 Although everyone was still training in the past few days together, but divides the department and post after today, the person who in the restaurant eats meal has been divided into several groups of distinguishing right from wrong. 虽然前些天大家还在一起培训,但今天分了部门和岗位之后,餐厅里吃饭的人已经分成了泾渭分明的几拨。 Close to the window, the brightest comfortable place, is these enters Investigation Bureau, becomes the Awakener person hopefully. 靠近窗户,最敞亮舒服的地方,是那些进入一线调查部,最有希望成为觉醒者的人。 These people wear the tall and straight uniform/subdue, is loud-voiced, the vision is bright, talking to each other, often sends out to roar with laughter, although the person are not many, the sound actually covered the entire restaurant. 这些人身穿挺拔的制服,声音洪亮,目光明亮,相互交谈着,不时发出哄堂大笑,人虽然不多,声音却遮盖了整个餐厅。 Several originally know well with Li Fan, when sees Li Fan is only the vision glance, as if not know to be the same. 有几个原本和李凡熟识的,在看到李凡的时候只是目光一瞥,仿佛根本不认识一样。 hierarchy pulled open. 阶层就这么拉开了。 Then is the intermediate region, here sits is a Political Work Department member of face bureaucrat aura, although mental power cannot reach the Awakener standard, is actually the real power department. 然后是中间区域,这里坐着的都是一脸官僚气息的政工部门成员,虽然精神力达不到觉醒者的标准,却是实权部门。 Finally then approaches the region of edge corner. 最后则是靠近边缘角落的区域。 Here by the minute/share to the Support Center person, possibly this life was probation Investigator, the official rank low wages low treatment was low, three low personnel. 这里都是被分到支援中心的人,可能这辈子都是见习调查员了,职级低工资低待遇低,三低人员。 These Support Center probation Investigator also low-key eating meal, no sound. 这些支援中心的见习调查员们也都在低调的吃饭,没什么声音。 One flock of defeat dogs. 一群败犬。 „Brother Fan, here, here!” A sound conveys. “凡哥,这里,这里！”一个声音传来。 Just hit youtiao soy milk Li Fan to look following the sound, saw a Zhao Liezheng face to beckon toward him in the Support Center dining area jubilantly. 刚打了一份油条豆浆的李凡循声看去,就见赵雷正一脸兴高采烈地在支援中心的就餐区朝他招手。 Li Fan carried the dinner plate to sit down in the past, Zhao Lei has started to gossip impatiently: 李凡端着餐盘过去坐下,赵雷已经迫不及待地开始八卦: „Did Brother Fan, which department divide to? I divided to Support Center Equipment Department, it is said the Zhang Yaqing minute/share to Investigation Bureau Third Brigade Second Group, yeah, she was never so expected that fierce, does not know she led the equipment time can also meet again.” “凡哥,分到哪个部门了？我分到支援中心装备处了,据说张雅晴分到调查部三大队二组了,哎,没想到她那么厉害,不知道她来领装备的时候还能不能再见面。” Li Fan eats the fermented bean curd to say together: „I divided to Dissection Department.” 李凡吃一块腐乳说道:“我分到解剖处了。” Zhao Lei soy milk almost spurts, chokes fiercely coughs. 赵雷一口豆浆差点喷出来,呛得猛咳一通。 Nearby several colleagues will also remove removing the tray slightly in the future, the subconsciousness left Li Fan to be far. 旁边的几个同事也都稍稍把盘子往后撤了撤,下意识离李凡远了点。 Dissection Department, that is not a good place, basically was in Abnormal Bureau the most rotten department. 解剖处,那可不是个好地方,基本上是异常局里最烂的部门了。 Every day is these strange corpses has to do, is promoted hopelessly, raising in salary is very difficult, the work also is quite it is said busy. 每天就是和那些怪异的尸体打交道,升职无望,加薪很难,工作据说又极为繁忙。 Moreover it is said waited the person to be for a long time easy with these corpses the anomaly, acted like a madman. 而且据说和那些尸体待久了人都容易变态,都疯疯癫癫的。 The Dissection Department personnel losses are few, generally commits suicide, every year could not receive several people, whom therefore also rarely listened to pass. 解剖处减员很少,一般都是自杀,每年收不了几个人,所以也很少听谁过去。 Nearby several originally also felt the colleague who has same problem looks to the Li Fan vision, took the superiority feeling. 旁边几个原本还觉得同病相怜的同事看向李凡的目光中,都带上了一点优越感。 The defeat dog in defeat dog. 败犬中的败犬。 „Brother Fan, how many differences did your test? However Dissection Department also has nothing, at least...... minimum calm and steady.” Zhao Lei some do not know for a while how to comfort. “凡哥,你这到底是考了多少分？不过解剖处也没啥,起码……起码安稳。”赵雷一时有些不知道怎么安慰。 The surrounding several people also spoke the comfort, what beginning was not the end point, does the words that the leaders watched and so on to say one pile well. 周围几人也都纷纷出言安慰,什么起点不是终点、好好干领导都看在眼里之类的话说了一堆。 Li Fan does not care, after all his resignation submitted. 李凡倒也不在意,毕竟他的辞职报告都递交了。 In the television on wall, new issue „Abnormal Bulletin” has started to broadcast. 墙上的电视里,新一期的“异常简报”已经开始播放。 „Maple leaf Valley City has colony anomaly infection, Abnormal Bureau Northeast Bureau rapid handling......” “枫叶谷市发生群体性异常感染事件,异常局东北分局迅速处置……” „Imaginary spirit party attacks the Mexican police motorcade, caused 131 people dead in battle......” “幻灵党袭击墨西哥军警车队,造成131人阵亡……” „North American Subdue Soul Bureau discovered that about hundred Indian Undead church tombs, are suppressing difficultly......” “北美镇魂局发现近百座印第安亡灵教堂墓地,正在艰难镇压……” „A month ago, one of the Clean Association 12 Knights ‚Collector’ the raid Southeast Asia Advent Group Bangkok would, executes to kill 35 Spirit Descent Master at the scene, including big Spirit Descent Master that seven anomaly take possession, the head does not have......” “一个月前,清洁协会十二骑士之一的‘收藏家’突袭东南亚降临会曼谷总会,当场毙杀三十五名降灵师,包括七名异常附体的大降灵师,头颅全无……” Li Fan blew a whistling. 李凡吹了个口哨。 Clean Association worthily is the biggest Awakener criminal organization, was really evil, no, should say „Collector” too evil. 清洁协会不愧是最大的觉醒者犯罪组织,实在是太邪性了,不,应该说“收藏家”太邪性了。 35 Spirit Descent Master, are 35 Awakener, the dregs does not remain, what concept! 三十五名降灵师,就是三十五名觉醒者,渣都不剩,什么概念！ Worthily is ominous illustrious, top several characters in the Awakener Fugitive List list, it is said that has seven by he has assassinated South America and President African Country. 不愧是凶名赫赫,在觉醒者通缉榜单里排名前几的人物,据说被他暗杀过的南美和非洲国家总统就有七个。 Is good after oneself resign, makes Antique Dealer calmly and steadily, this life was impossible to meet Collector. 好在自己辞职之后,安安稳稳做个古董商,这辈子都不可能遇到收藏家了。 The man who opposite is Equipment Department said low voice: 对面一个同属装备处的男子小声说道: „I heard that this Collector works also very has the principle, never acts to the civilians, the goal all was Awakener or the politicians...... you said that our Bureau Chief and Collector who was fierce?” “我听说这个收藏家做事还挺有原则的,从来不对平民出手,目标全都是觉醒者或者各国政要……你们说咱们局长和收藏家谁厉害？” Bureau Chief that he said that is Abnormal Bureau Southwest Sub-bureau Bureau Chief Zhao Yifeng. 他说的局长,就是异常局西南分局的局长赵逸峰。 Zhao Lei said similarly in a low voice: 赵雷同样低声道: „That also used saying that but Zhao Yifeng Bureau Chief top Awakener, the rating achieved A it is said! I estimated that Collector must kill him, at least three rounds?” “那还用说,赵逸峰局长可是顶级觉醒者,评级据说达到了A！我估计收藏家要杀他,起码得三个回合吧？” Nearby appearance good-looking young girl covers mouth to say with a smile: 旁边一个模样俊俏的少女捂嘴笑道: „You also damaged, our can't Bureau Chief surrender? I hear Collector super handsome, but no one has seen his true colors......” “你也太损了,咱们局长就不能投降了？我听说收藏家超级帅气,但是谁也没见过他的真面目……” Zhao Lei said: „Paradox paradox, since no one has seen, how that does know his handsome? Yeah, this Clean Association strength expands was too a little fierce...... you to say Brother Fan?” 赵雷道:“悖论悖论,既然没人见过,那怎么知道他帅气的？哎,这清洁协会实力扩张的有点太厉害了……你说是吧凡哥？” Li Fan shakes the head saying: „Collector strongly was somewhat excessive, meritorious service too high alarm own lord, to Clean Association is not the good matter.” 李凡摇头道:“收藏家有些强过头了,功高震主,对清洁协会来说不是什么好事情。” At this time on the television appears „Awakener Fugitive List” several inscriptions, later is the top ten Awakener criminals, first impressively is only then Collector of sketch! 此时电视上现出“觉醒者通缉榜”几个字样,随后是排名前十的觉醒者罪犯,第一名的赫然就是只有剪影的收藏家！ „fuck, ranking of Collector rose! Wind to first!” “卧槽,收藏家的排名又上升了！都飙到第一了！” „Probably even Advent Group sent out issuing a warrant for arrest to him, black and white two sent out.” “好像连降临会都对他发出了通缉,黑白两道都出动了。” „Does Clean Association have the face? In 12 Knights casual is so strong......” “清洁协会这么有面子吗？十二骑士里面随便一个都这么强……” A piece calls out in alarm, Li Fan finished eating the breakfast, greeted with Zhao Lei, returned to the dormitory, started to pack the baggage. 一片惊呼中,李凡吃完早餐,和赵雷打个招呼,回到了宿舍,开始收拾行李。 The rookies entered the duty welcoming party also dozen minutes to convene, but he was also disinclined to participate. 新人入职欢迎会还有十几分钟就要召开了,不过他也懒得参加。 Had resigned in any case, empty does not have the meaning with exchanging greetings of winding again. 反正已经辞职了,再和人虚与委蛇的寒暄也没意思。 Tidied up a while, the telephone suddenly resounds, is the entrance reception room hits. 收拾了一会儿,电话突然响起,是门口传达室打来的。 „Li Fan, your parents came to see you, according to the stipulation must take the person to go by internal personnel.” “李凡,你的父母来看望你了,按规定必须由内部人员自己接人进去。” Li Fan stares, the vision becomes gentle, looks to the picture frame of swayed on table. 李凡不由一愣,目光都变得柔和,看向摆在桌子上的一个相框。 In the picture frame is family of three's group photo, is different from the previous generation, this he has oneself parental family member. 相框里是一家三口的合影,和前世不同,这一世他是有自己的父母家人的。 Although without inheriting memory, but is only looks in the group photo that slightly serious father and that feature gentle mother, can know that this is a warm family. 虽然没有继承记忆,但光是看合影中那个略显严肃的父亲和那个眉目慈祥的母亲,就能知道这是个温馨的家庭。 Before through the telephone, he had not only seen own parents truly, the matter of resignation has not communicated, hopes that they can understand. 之前只通过电话,他还没有真正见过自己的父母,辞职的事情也没有沟通,希望他们能理解吧。 Tidied up the mood, Li Fan received own parents in the reception room. 收拾好心情,李凡在传达室接到了自己的父母。 „Was Little Fan, had not eaten meal recently well? How to be thin?” Puts on saying that mother of broken flowers long skirt loves dearly, „led me and your father quickly goes to the dormitory to have a look, to give you to have one pile delicious.” “小凡,最近是不是又没好好吃饭？怎么瘦了？”穿着碎花长裙的母亲心疼的说道,“快带我和你爸去宿舍看看,给你带了一堆好吃的。” „This boy seemed like strong actually, evidently during training, performed well.” The father is smiling shoulder satisfaction that patted Li Fan said, „grew up......” “这小子看起来倒是有劲儿了,看样子培训期间表现不错。”父亲微笑着拍了拍李凡的肩膀满意道,“长大了……” In Li Fan heart one warm, this, he no longer was a loner. 李凡心中一暖,这一世,他不再是孤家寡人了。 „Father, mother, we go to the dormitory.” Li Fan received heavily salutes to wrap said with a smile. “爸,妈,咱们去宿舍。”李凡接过沉重的行礼包裹笑着说道。 A two people tension bar box, a big backpack, brought many things every. 两人人手一个拉杆箱,还有个大背包,带了不少东西。 Even can smell the cured meat sausage faintly the flavor. 甚至隐隐能闻到腊肉腊肠的味道。 Stepped the lively step to lead the parents to pass through the Abnormal Bureau yard, in the Li Fan heart stabilized. 迈着轻快的步伐带着父母走过异常局的大院,李凡心中安定了许多。 The feelings of some family members, are very good. 有家人的感觉,真的很好。 Even if for the family member, he should also resign, leaves Abnormal Bureau, on the life of calm and steady average person. 哪怕是为了家人,他也应该辞职,离开异常局,过上安稳的普通人的生活。 Does not know that the parents can care about the issue of establishment. 就是不知道二老会不会在意编制的问题。 Li Fan decided that the dormitory to the parents explained well own decision, hopes that they can understand. 李凡决定到了宿舍好好跟父母解释解释自己的决定,希望他们能理解。 „Today in the bureau enters the duty welcoming a newcomer congress, everyone in auditorium.” Li Fan said. “今天局里开入职迎新大会,大家都在大礼堂呢。”李凡笑着说。 The parents look at each other, is still with a smile has not said anything. 父母相视一眼,依然是笑吟吟的没有说什么。 Occasionally sighed in the yard a security guard does not have. 只是偶尔感叹大院里连个警卫都没有。 Arrived the dormitory, Li Fan opened the door to put down to salute quickly, is preparing to the parents pours water, has not actually thought that the parental expression with a smile was instantaneous. 很快到了宿舍,李凡打开门放下行礼,正准备给父母倒水,却没想到原本笑吟吟的父母表情瞬间严肃。 They discovered matter that oneself must resign? 难道他们发现自己要辞职的事情了？ Two people door pass/test good, stands in front of Li Fan respectfully. 两人将门关好,毕恭毕敬地站在李凡面前。 Looks at their facial expressions, dreads about Li Fan unexpectedly, in the look , then brings frantically. 看他们的神情,竟然对李凡十分畏惧,眼神之中则带着狂热。 In the Li Fan doubts time, two people simultaneously has raised the top of the head both hands suddenly, salutes to Li Fan, simultaneously recited in a low voice: 正在李凡疑惑的时候,两人突然齐齐将双手举过头顶,向李凡行礼,同时低声吟唱道: „The soul of human will purify finally, filthy this mortal world will be finally clean, Lord of Abyss will arrive finally!” “人类的灵魂终将净化,污浊的尘世终将清洁,深渊之主终将降临！” The father bows the sinking sound to say to Li Fan: 紧接着父亲向李凡低头沉声说道: „Reported Group Leader, Cuckoo Plan Stage 1 has arranged, Abnormal Bureau Southwest Sub-bureau 323 psychic bomb established completely, once started, will ruin the Abnormal Bureau Southwest Sub-bureau 60% actions in a short time, simultaneously released the anomaly goods that the local area accepted to cause the large surface area to infect. Cuckoo Squad Lurker has awaited orders completely, can start the general attack momentarily.” “报告组长,杜鹃计划第一阶段已经布置完毕,异常局西南分局323处精神炸弹全部设置完毕,一旦启动,将在短时间内毁掉异常局西南分局百分之六十的行动力,同时释放本地收容的异常物品造成大面积感染。杜鹃小队的潜伏者已经全部待命,随时可以发动总攻。” The mother then goes forward one step, relaxes the hands respectfully said: 母亲接着上前一步,恭敬地垂手说道: „Can launch Stage 1 stage plan immediately? Only needs an explosion, all Investigator will be purified, this is really a perfect plan, please accept subordinate praise, hoping this mortal world clean, wishing Lord of Abyss to arrive.” “请问是否要立刻启动第一阶段计划？只需要一次爆炸,所有的调查员都将得到净化,这实在是一个完美无缺的计划,请接受属下的赞美,愿尘世清洁,愿深渊之主降临。” „Moreover, your weaponry has also prepared......” “另外,您的武器装备也已经准备好了……” A big suitcase was opened, reveals inside to hang several rows of heads, each head made the antiseptic treatment, after the air-drying shrinkage , only then palm of the hand size. 一个大行李箱被打开,露出里面挂成几排的人头,每一个头颅都做了防腐处理,风干缩水后只有巴掌大小。 And some have the gorgeous mark surface, impressively is these Advent Group Spirit Descent Master that on today's television sees! 其中一些还有绚丽的纹面,赫然是今天电视上看到的那些降临会降灵师！ The father and on mother's face brings to flatter with the exciting smile, said with one voice: 父亲和母亲的脸上带着讨好和兴奋的笑容,齐声说道: „...... Guards your order with the life......” “……用生命捍卫您的命令……” „...... Respectable Sir Collector!” “……尊敬的收藏家大人！”