STNH :: Volume #5 极仙榜

#285: The life experience pitiful man came


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West gate that lazy form shines unfortunately in all person eyes, seems that noticeable. Those present no one did not know that this evil faction most famous person, no one has thought the far-fetched fellow who this is a womanizer everywhere will appear in this place unexpectedly, but also enters the stage as Savior, really makes one not know whether to laugh or cry. 西门不幸那慵懒的身影映照在所有人眼中,显得那么惹人注目。在场的人没有一个人不认识这个邪派最出名的人,谁也没想到这个到处拈花惹草的不靠谱家伙竟然会出现在这种地方,还以救世主的身份出场,真是让人哭笑不得。 „A big man also scatters the flower, is a woman?” dragon Xingyun ridiculed. He is the descendant of Azure Dragon, the strength high is without a doubt, whom the person the clan sends to come him not to pay attention. “一个大男子还撒花,是个娘们吗?”龙星陨嘲笑道。他是青龙的后裔,实力之高是毋庸置疑的,人族派谁来他都不放在眼里。 What do you understand? This to not contrast atmosphere! I thought that here atmosphere is a little awkward, selects the fresh flower to add to the fun.” The west gate does not care about others' vision unfortunately completely, be infatuated with smells the flower fragrance as before lightly, the facial expression is elegantly simple, elegant bearing. “你懂什么?这不是为了烘托气氛嘛!我看这里的气氛有点尴尬,来点鲜花助助兴。”西门不幸完全不在意别人的目光,依旧陶醉般地轻嗅花香,神情淡雅,风度翩翩。 The west gate unfortunately is the person of evil faction, sends people to work evilly all depending on own mood, does not look at others complexion conduct completely, has one's wish, wants to come to come to walk walks. How even if enters the stage to shock everybody again, how to be given scolding again, will send people not to wink evilly the eye. 西门不幸乃是邪派之人,邪派人做事全凭自己的心情,完全不看别人脸色行事,随心所欲,想来就来想走就走。就算出场再怎么惊世骇俗,再怎么被人痛骂,邪派人都不会眨一下眼睛的。 West gate unfortunate is not concerned about face in the evil faction is to become famous, has sexually harassed many schools pretty such as the flower girl student, has big group of talented women to raise the sword world to look for his unluckiness every time, must on some spot him shearing. West gate unfortunate cultivation base is also much higher, roams the flowering shrubs the piece leaf not to moisten, has not spread the defeat in the younger generation. 西门不幸的不要脸在邪派之中更是出了名的,调戏过不少门派貌美如花的女弟子,每时每刻都有一大堆才女提着剑满世界找他的晦气,要把他身上某个部位给割下来。偏偏西门不幸的修为又是高得离谱,浪迹花丛又片叶不沾,在年轻一代中至今还没有传出过败绩。 What's wrong? Are you then the representative clan? I do not want to kill the obscure individual, in the report the name come.” dragon Xingyun contemptuously said. “怎么?你便是代表人族么?我不想杀无名之辈,报上你的姓名来。”龙星陨轻蔑地说道。 Mu Yu starts to discuss at heart: My name was Fubuki Nishimon, everyone called me the west gate to be good to lead, you can call me the west gate to be graceful.” 木羽心里开始默念道:“我叫西门吹雪,大家都叫我西门好帅,你可以叫我西门帅。” Not is only Mu Yu, Cultivator on the scene started to study the Mu Yu appearance to meditate at heart. Here had not known that west gate misfortune, his nearly shameless self introduction, is well-known. 不仅是木羽,在场的修真者都开始学着木羽的样子心里默念起来了。这里没有一个不认识西门不幸的,他那近乎无耻的自我介绍,已经是众人皆知了。 Mu Yu read, spat this fellow one, was not really concerned about face. He remembered little commander in bosom, whispered at heart little commander and west gate unfortunately is the ancestors is the brothers or anything, the narcissism and thick-skinned levers, were exactly the same! 木羽念完,又啐了这家伙一口,真不要脸。他想起了怀中的小帅,心里嘀咕小帅和西门不幸是不是上辈子是兄弟还是什么的,自恋和皮厚杠杠的,如出一辙! My name was Fubuki Nishimon, everyone called me the west gate to be good to lead, you can call me the west gate to be graceful.” “我叫西门吹雪,大家都叫我西门好帅,你可以叫我西门帅。” Really the west gate carried out that set of classical excuse unfortunately again, Mu Yu knows that this fellow meets everybody to introduce itself like this. How he does not care about others to see him in any case, even if Cultivator under field heard the awkward sickness to violate, he stuck to one's own way of doing things in the same old way. 果然西门不幸再次搬出了那一套经典说辞,木羽知道这家伙遇见谁都会这样介绍自己。反正他也不在乎别人怎么看他,即使场下的修真者听得尴尬症都犯了,他还是照样我行我素。 I manage your west gate anything ghost! Since you over wish, that then prepares abandoned!” “我管你西门什么鬼!你既然想要出头,那便做好被废的准备!” dragon Xingyun discovered oneself could not completely understand unexpectedly west gate unfortunate cultivation base, he is slightly prudent, but has not changed own attitude as before. In his eyes, how the person the clan is fierce how collapses at the first blow, is not his opponent, after all he is the Azure Dragon monster king descendant. 龙星陨发现自己竟然看不透西门不幸的修为,他稍微慎重起来,但是依旧没改变自己的态度。在他眼里,人族再怎么厉害怎是不堪一击,绝不是他的对手,毕竟他可是青龙妖王的后代。 The west gate saw unfortunately the dragon star meteor has prepared to act, he actually lifted the hand to make a movement of suspension, 西门不幸眼看龙星陨已经准备出手,他却抬手做了一个暂停的动作, Then said: Waits for, I first process the family affairs of our person clan, you first several 100 integers wait/etc I.” 然后说道:“等一下,我先处理一下我们人族的家事,你先数一百个数等等我。” Then has not waited for the dragon star meteor to respond, then Piaopiao (floating) however uses/gives body arrives in the crowd. Many people draw back, does not want the connection with the unlucky star of evil faction, for fear that tarnished itself, who knows that this fellow which muscle to do not start to do the matter. 然后还没等龙星陨反应过来,便飘飘然地施身来到人群中。许多人都退开,不想和邪派的灾星有瓜葛,生怕玷污了自己,谁知道这家伙哪根筋不对又要开始搞事了。 dragon Xingyun frowns, at heart some faint anger! Who can think own solemn monster clan princekin, actually by the opposite party was said dried in the sun dries in the sun in one side. Fight well fights, what meaning is going ahead? 龙星陨皱起眉头,心里隐隐有些怒气!谁能想到自己堂堂一个妖族小王子,竟然被对方说晾就晾在一边了。好好的打架就打架,说走就走是什么意思? If he can know moral character that sends for evilly, so will not be troublesome. With sends people to exchange evilly, you could not guess correctly forever their next quarter will make any strange matter to come, the previous quarter talked and laughed merrily with you, the next quarter began to give you both palms of the hand to have the possibility directly. 如果他能够知道邪派人的品性,就不会这么伤脑筋了。和邪派人交流,你永远猜不到他们下一刻会做出什么奇怪的事情来,前一刻和你谈笑风生,下一刻直接动手给你两巴掌都有可能。 The west gate beckons unfortunately, the strong spirit strength sweeps across, everyone only feels at present in a flash, in the crowd got departed a person suddenly, was stepped on by the west gate unfortunately on the ground. The people fix the eyes on looked, actually blamed Mu Yu to act a moment ago the too heavy person to the monster clan. 西门不幸一招手,强大的灵力席卷而出,所有人只觉得眼前一晃,人群中忽然变飞出了一个人,被西门不幸踩在了地上。众人定睛一看,竟然是刚才责怪木羽对妖族出手太重的人。 This fellow named balance, is a day of star gate disciple, cultivation base is having hole Second Heaven, was selected to attend the competition of monster clan by the dark green boat hook. What a pity after hearing the dragon star meteor wants to cause heavy losses to the person of competition, does not dare to go on stage, but also complained that the billows wind starts is too heavy to the monster clansman. On this day the even good and evil is also cultivation base of hole period, is in the face of the west gate misfortune, a leeway of his resistance did not have to be held. 这家伙名为天平,乃是天星门的一位弟子,修为在出窍二重天,本是被苍挽子选中来参加妖族的比试的。可惜在听到龙星陨想要重创比试的人之后,就不敢上场了,还埋怨起澜风对妖族人下手太重。这天平好歹也是出窍期的修为,可是在西门不幸面前,他却一点反抗的余地都没有就被抓住了。 West gate misfortune, do you want to do? Lets loose me!” “西门不幸,你想干嘛?放开我!” The aura that on this west gate misfortune passes is hole period cultivation base without doubt, but that congealed the solid aura the balance too be more, his where was the west gate unfortunate opponent? The west gate unfortunate drags to step on him again in the under foot, the entire process is fast, even the companions of other day of star gates cannot respond. 这西门不幸身上流转的气息是出窍期修为无疑,可是那凝实的气息要比天平强太多了,他哪里是西门不幸的对手?西门不幸把他拖出来再踩在脚下,整个过程迅捷无比,连其他天星门的同伴都反应不过来。 Fellow seniors, I must first teach the idiot who this type talks nonsense randomly then to come up, otherwise I hit this monster head of the clan corner/horn strangely half-dead, some people complained that I start is too heavy, I many am unwilling! The dark green boat hook senior, should you not mind?” The west gate bows toward the dark green boat hook unfortunately free and easy, smilingly said. “各位前辈,我要先教训这种乱放屁的白痴然后再上去,不然等我把这个妖族长角怪打得半死不活,又有人埋怨我下手太重,那我多不甘心啊!苍挽子前辈,您应该不会介意吧?”西门不幸洒脱地朝苍挽子鞠了一躬,笑眯眯地说道。 The dark green boat hook snort/hum, said: „Are you then the disciples of evil faction? When will your master that weird old fogy die?” 苍挽子哼了一声,道:“你便是邪派的弟子吧?你师父那邪门的老家伙什么时候会死?” „, The senior recognized the family/home master, that is really honored utmost. The family/home masters now are still good, I ask when he will die, then reported the senior back and forth.” “啊,原来前辈认得家师,那真是荣幸之至。家师现在尚好,我会去问问他什么时候会死,然后再来回禀前辈。” The west gate unfortunate hehe smiles, salutes again. Can before the bystander say own master, perhaps also sent people able to achieve evilly. His words make everyone cannot help but raise up the middle finger, this fellow dares is so black including own master, is really the attitude of evil faction! 西门不幸呵呵一笑,再次施礼。能够在外人面前这么说自己师父的,恐怕也只有邪派人能够做到了。他的话让大家都不由自主地竖起中指,这家伙连自己的师父都敢这么黑,果然是邪派的作风! Speaks at a venture “乱说话的 The people truly must govern, otherwise bitterly disappointing inadequate! Your oneself look at the office! ” The dark green boat hook took a fast look around a balance lightly, cold snort/hum. 人确实得治一下,否则让人寒心了不成!你自己看着办吧!”苍挽子淡淡地扫视了一眼天平,冷哼一声。 He does not know that was the disciple of day of star gate complained a moment ago the billows wind did start is too heavy to the monster clansman? The opposite party is the day of star gate disciple, he is the profound spirit gate elder, simultaneously eight people, make a move to lose the elder style concerned about oneself status, therefore bears has not acted. Now the west gate of evil faction wants to teach this characterless fellow for him unfortunately, that goes along with him! Let the people of evil faction make a move, but intended to be much better. 他如何不知道刚才就是天星门的这个弟子埋怨澜风对妖族人下手太重?只是对方是天星门的弟子,他是玄灵门的长辈,同时八门之人,碍于自己的身份出手有失长辈风范,所以才忍住没出手。现在邪派的西门不幸想要替他教训这个没骨气的家伙,那就随他去吧!让邪派的人出手,可比自己出手好多了。 That many thanks senior!” “那多谢前辈了!” The west gate vertical bends the waist unfortunately again line of big rituals, the words and deeds are polite likely the youth in educated three excellencies four virtue five beautiful. If not for everyone knows that the conduct of above-mentioned person, will really regard the well-mannered young master to regard him. 西门不幸再次垂直弯腰行大礼,言行举止礼貌得像个有教养的三好四德五美的青年。若不是大家知道该人的品行,真会把他当成彬彬有礼的公子看待。 West gate misfortune, how do you want? I told you, if you dare to move my fine body hair, my father cannot-!” The balance has not said, the west gate gave him unfortunately a palm of the hand, bright red being in charge appears clearly on his face. “西门不幸,你想怎样?我告诉你,你要是敢动我一根寒毛,我父亲不会-啊!”天平还没说完,西门不幸就给了他一巴掌,鲜红的掌印在他脸上清晰地浮现出来。 That rhinocero monster happily said a moment ago own skin is very thick, I am not convinced, I think that my picken fixed ratio he is thicker. Until I heard your words, I thought that your skin should exceed me.” The west gate backhanded unfortunately forthrightly gave a balance palm of the hand, that clear sound frightened many people, everyone looks that fearful and apprehensive the tooth of balance mixed the blood to fly from the mouth. “刚才那个犀牛妖得意地说自己皮很厚,我都不服气,我以为我皮肯定比他更厚。直到我听到了你的话,我才觉得你的皮应该会胜过我。”西门不幸丝毫不避讳地反手又给了天平一巴掌,那一声清脆的声响把许多人都吓到了,每个人都心惊胆颤地看着天平的牙齿混着血从嘴里飞了出去。 Flagrantly person who dares to teach the day star gate, perhaps really sent people able to achieve evilly. 敢明目张胆去教训天星门的人,恐怕真的只有邪派人能做到了。 Really thick-skinned, I hit to go well a little numb numb.” The west gate is several palms of the hand flings unfortunately. “果然皮厚,我打得手都有点麻麻的。”西门不幸又是几巴掌甩下去。 „!!!” “啪!啪!啪!” Consecutively several, even hit the balance face to swell the words unable saying that if he can speak definitely sent regards that the west gate unfortunate 18 generations of ancestors. 连续几下噼里啪啦,打得天平脸肿得连话都说不出来,要是他能够说话肯定就问候西门不幸的十八代祖宗去了。 The clear sound of hand and face hit reverberates for a very long time in the crowd, no one dares to go forward to prevent the west gate misfortune, day after day the person of star gate was also scared. The balance is in the person who this time day star gate comes cultivation base is highest, the words that others come up can only deliver a head/number of people again. 手与脸撞击的清响久久回荡在人群中,没有人敢上前阻止西门不幸,连天星门的人也吓呆了。天平已经是此番天星门来的人中修为最高的,其他人上去的话只能是再去送个人头罢了。 A moment ago the person who these echoed day of popular stories frightened thoroughly does not dare to move, the atmosphere does not dare to breathe, oneself were also for fear that clutched unfortunately by the west gate, then the face became is also like pig. Balance at this moment could not have seen his original appearance completely, even has fainted, a mouth not good tooth. 那些刚才附和天平话的人彻底吓得不敢动弹了,大气也不敢喘一下,生怕自己也被西门不幸揪出来,然后脸也变得跟猪头一样。此刻的天平已经完全看不出他本来的面目了,甚至已经昏死过去,嘴里没一颗好牙。 The west gate rubbed rubbing hands unfortunately, this said toward the balance venting: Hey! Next time remembers, can begin not to talk as far as possible, does not dare to begin to sew on own mouth, you said in any case also spoke in vain.” 西门不幸搓了搓手,这才解气地朝天平说道:“喂!下次记得,能动手尽量别动嘴,不敢动手就把自己嘴巴缝上,反正你说了也白说。” Said that throws like the dead dog the balance, then returns in front of the dragon star meteor. 说完把天平像死狗一样丢出去,然后重新回到龙星陨面前。 Where did you count to arrive at? Surely doesn't have 100? We start!” The west gate pulls out a fan unfortunately, crash-bang opens, said calmly. “你数到哪里了?肯定没一百吧?我们开始吧!”西门不幸掏出一把扇子,哗啦一声打开,若无其事地说道。 You actually interesting person.” The dragon star meteor looked at west gate unfortunate one. “你倒是个有趣的人。”龙星陨多看了西门不幸一眼。 Right? But I thought that fights with your grown man does not have the meaning very much!” The west gate unfortunate vision crosses the dragon star meteor, fell on behind one on the hole Nine Heavens fox, the eyeful shone, feels the chin saying that wait wait/etc. etc.! First do not begin, or you first get down to rest, making that fox younger sister come up, I most liked chatting the life with the fox younger sister.” Then, but also wiped near lower jaw saliva. “是吗?可我觉得和你一个大男人交手很没意思啊!”西门不幸目光越过龙星陨,落在了身后一个出窍九重天的狐妖身上,满眼放光,摸着下巴道,“等等等等!先别动手,要不你先下去休息一下,让那位狐妖妹妹上来,我最喜欢和狐妖妹妹谈谈人生了。”说完,还揩了一下嘴边的口水。 The fox in monster clan is enchanting, the whole body is sending out endless flattering intent, making one look that is also the mind ripples, wishes one could to hug it in the bosom. In west gate this crucial point is actually also thinking unfortunately picks up the little girl, let alone is the little girl of monster clan, was makes many people almost spit blood seriously. West gate this fellow usually acted like a madman unfortunately also even, in concerning person clan and at the competition of monster clan dignity, cannot well be earnest, could do so many at sixes and sevens matters? 妖族之中的狐妖妖娆动人,全身散发着无尽的媚意,让人看着也是心神荡漾,恨不得将其搂在怀里。西门不幸这个节骨眼上竟然还想着泡妞,更别说是妖族的妞,当真是让许多人差点吐血了。西门不幸这家伙平常疯疯癫癫也就算了,在关乎人族和妖族尊严的比试上,就不能好好认真一回,非得搞那么多乱七八糟的事吗? Snort! If you can win me, I will naturally let the fennec and you compare notes one.” dragon Xingyun said proudly. “哼!如果你能打赢我,我自然就会让小狐和你切磋一番的。”龙星陨自傲地说道。 Also must be so troublesome, is really! Then you do want to listen to my life experience?” The west gate asked unfortunately suddenly. “还要这么麻烦,真是的!那么你想听听我的身世吗?”西门不幸忽然问道。 Why do I want to know your life experience?” dragon Xingyun feels bewildered, fights fights, counted on that depends on the life experience to show mercy? “我为什么要知道你的身世?”龙星陨觉得莫名其妙,打架就打架,难道指望靠着身世让人手下留情吗? The following Cultivator everyone feels extremely awkwardly, some people started to scold the fellow of this evil faction. Is this west gate unfortunate brain remnant? must carry out own life experience each time, is greasy? He really thinks that this type of pediatrics thing can deal with the monster clansman? 下面的修真者每个人都觉得万分尴尬,一些人都开始骂起这邪派的家伙了。这西门不幸脑残吗?每次都要把自己的身世搬出来讲一遍,腻不腻啊?他真以为这种小儿科的东西就能对付得了妖族人了? Detains the hope of person clan in one sends for the body evilly, how I thought that is a mistake!” Some dark green boat hook headaches look at the west gate misfortune, he had more or less heard the deeds of west gate this fellow, feels like unfortunately very irritably. “把人族的希望押在一个邪派人身上,我怎么觉得是个错误啊!”苍挽子有些头疼地看着西门不幸,他或多或少听说过西门不幸这家伙的事迹,心里也觉得十分别扭。 Sends for evilly always in Cultivation World by the major prestigious family honest repels, if which meddlesome person wants to make one Cultivator dislike ranking, first is Youmeng Devil Race, second is the monster clan, third is sends for absolutely evilly! 邪派人一向在修真界被各大名门正派排斥,如果哪个多事的人想要做一个“修真者厌恶排行榜”的话,第一是尤蒙魔族,第二是妖族,第三绝对是邪派人! However at this moment the so-called prestigious family honest each one stand, was actually a west gate of evil faction goes on stage unfortunately. Wins is next, at least west gate unfortunate daring stands, this point compared with ordinary these bragged that the prestigious family honest young generation must have the strength of spirit many. After the west gate stands unfortunately, makes makes people think that very awkward matter, everyone was unable to continue watching. Felt that he does not seem like giving people the head of the clan face, instead is giving people the clan to lose face. 然而此刻所谓的名门正派个个站不出来,却是一个邪派的西门不幸上场了。赢不赢是其次,至少西门不幸敢于站出来,这一点比平常那些自诩名门正派的年轻一辈要有骨气得多。只是西门不幸站出来后,又做出许多让人觉得很尴尬的事,大家都看不下去了。感觉他不像是在给人族长脸,反而是在给人族丢脸。 However west gate unfortunately no matter how others think! Sticks to one's own way of doing things in the same old way, no matter also the dragon star meteor is willing to listen, the west gate has started to say unfortunately nervously: 但是西门不幸才不管别人怎么想呢!照样我行我素,也不管龙星陨愿不愿意听,西门不幸已经神经质地开始说道: „ After you listened to my life experience, will then not think that I was an interesting person. This saying must before for a long time very be very long mentions, when I am four years old “你听了我身世后,便不会觉得我是个有趣的人了。这话要从很久很久以前说起,当我四岁的 Time, my paternal grandmother drowns, five -year-old grandfather dies a violent death, six -year-old father killed in revenge, seven -year-old mother commits suicide, eight years old , because is long to be sold the brothel too attractively, that lascivious old man old ox eats the tender grass, settled on me to take off/escape my pants discovered me male, after because then my natural talent was intelligently unprecedented, did not have the future hundred years to be rare, decided to receive me for the disciple. 的时候,我奶奶溺亡,五岁爷爷暴毙,六岁爹被仇杀,七岁娘自杀,八岁被因为长得太好看被卖到青楼,那个好色的老头子老牛吃嫩草,看中了我把我裤子都脱了才发现我是男的,然后因为我天资聪慧前无古人后无来者百年难得一见,决定收我为徒。 That unlucky old fogy listened to my bitter experience, names the west gate misfortune to me. 那倒霉的老家伙听了我的遭遇,就给我取名西门不幸。 But I have known, the destiny grasps in own, I must learn to resist, I do not submit to the destiny, I decided that names the west gate misfortune to oneself, is not right, Fubuki Nishimon, I must make everyone know that I am very graceful, I must prove me to everyone very gracefully...... ” 可是我一直都知道,命运是掌握在自己手里的,我一定要学会抗争,我不屈服于命运,我决定给自己取名西门不幸,哦不对,西门吹雪,我要让大家都知道我很帅,我要向所有人证明我很帅……” The west gate said unfortunately also scattered a flower, then fishes out a bamboo flute, the performance the sad tonality, his pipe sound is plaintive, many people stop up the ear hastily, west gate this set of acrobatics lethality is unfortunately huge, one will not pay attention the say/way, many people have incurred. 西门不幸说完还撒了一把花,然后摸出一根笛子,演奏起悲伤的音调,他的笛音哀怨悠长,很多人连忙堵住耳朵,西门不幸这一套把戏杀伤力巨大,一不留神就会着道,不少人都中招过。 Mother! Is the west gate unfortunate brain remnant? The monster clansman is so fierce, how possibly by this type of pediatrics thing taking down?” “妈的!西门不幸脑残吗?妖族人那么厉害,怎么可能会被这种小儿科的东西给放倒?” Yes! This not popular vulture insect small technique simply is the shame of our person clan, if can play an effect, I eat the excrement!” “就是啊!这种不入流的雕虫小技简直就是我们人族的耻辱,要是能够起到一点效果,我吃屎!” Cultivator curses angrily, even some people want to come up to trample his foot, the serious competition does well unexpectedly such awkwardly, was said that was sings, really does not know that in this fellow brain which muscle was not right, with this pediatrics method, if can overthrow the monster clansman to blame! 修真者愤慨地大骂起来,甚至有人想上去踹他一脚,好好严肃的比试居然搞得这么尴尬,又是说又是唱的,真不知这家伙脑子里哪根筋不对,凭着这小儿科的手段要是能够打倒妖族人就怪了! However the west gate unfortunate pipe sound is playing as before, the sad atmosphere covers the entire eight Cao Village. 然而西门不幸的笛音依旧在吹奏着,悲伤的气氛笼罩整个八草村。 Bang!” “砰!” No one has thought that the dragon star meteor hand covers the chest suddenly, the eye shuts, falls intently toward the ground, then sends out a dull thumping sound, dislodges a big hole the ground, was unconscious. 谁也没想到龙星陨忽然手捂胸口,眼睛一闭,直愣愣地朝地上摔去,而后发出一声闷响,把地面撞出一个大坑,然后不省人事了。 I scratch aiyu! This his good also? 哎呦我擦!这丫的也行? The monster clan was scared! The person clan was also scared! The lifeform on the scene was scared! 妖族傻眼了!人族也傻眼了!在场的生物都傻眼了!
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