The cell phone read Roman to be startled, although he had to introduce itself, but the status his Chaldea's the people about Solomon has not told, not to mention this initial contact chatroom, but the opposite party seemed actually familiar with own status, this what's the matter? 手机阅读罗曼大吃一惊,虽然他有介绍自己,可是关于所罗门的身份他连迦勒底的人都没告诉,更别提这个初次接触的聊天室,可对方却似乎对自己的身份了如指掌,这到底是怎么回事？ Moreover draws back group anything, option that this chatroom has not withdrawn from. 而且退群什么的,这个聊天室根本就没有退出的选项啊。 Dr. Roman: Do you know me? Who are you? Dr.罗曼:你们认识我？你们到底是什么人？ Thinks, Roman decides to continue to exchange. 想了想,罗曼还是决定继续交流下去。 Naturally, in the group came such a silly rookie, Kaguya they naturally not to miss like this good opportunity with great difficulty finally, as making a bet vent after failure, heartily is sexually harassing Roman, one will say, one will say the false, flung him directly runs around in circles, to finally, matched Liya and Miyamori Aoi these good-hearted girls besides Kato Megumi, others also joined in team that bullied Roman, the entire chatroom filled the merry air immediately. 当然,好不容易群里终于来了这么一个傻乎乎的新人,辉夜她们当然不会错过这样的好机会,作为打赌失败后的发泄,尽情的调戏着罗曼,一会说真的,一会说假的,直接把他甩得团团转,到最后,除了加藤惠赛丽亚和宫森葵这几个心地善良的女孩之外,其他人也都加入了欺负罗曼的队伍中,整个聊天室顿时充满了快活的空气。 Meanwhile, Tang Hao is sitting on going to the private car of native place, although is turning on the cell phone, but has not actually landed the chatroom, does not know that Roman was being bullied. 与此同时,汤昊正坐在前往老家的专车上,虽然开着手机,但却并没有登陆聊天室,并不知道罗曼正在受欺负。 However this matter is also indifferent, even he really at the scene, bigger possibly is Kaguya they are still in cahoots together. 不过这种事情也无所谓啦,就算他真的在现场,更大的可能也是和辉夜她们一起狼狈为奸吧。 Why as for has not landed the chatroom, Tang Hao plans to be static. 至于为什么没有登陆聊天室,汤昊打算静一静。 Recalls carefully, since joining the chatroom, time that he did not idle probably again, although this substantial life he is not repugnant, even the fervor is full, but sometimes should also slow down the footsteps, lets own brain and body relaxed. 仔细回想一下,自从加入聊天室之后,他好像就再没有闲下来的时间,虽然这种充实的生活他并不讨厌,甚至激情满满,但有时候也该放慢一下脚步,让自己的大脑和身体轻松一下。 Therefore while soon these days of new year's celebration, he decides to neglect the chatroom temporarily will exist...... for three days, three days! These in three days he will not land the chatroom absolutely, otherwise Tang Ritian these three characters write in reverse! 所以趁着即将过年的这段时间,他决定暂时忽略聊天室的存在……三天,就三天吧！这三天内他绝对不会登陆聊天室,否则汤日天这三个字就倒过来写！ However, since does not land the chatroom, that can only play the game, FGO has broken signs for a long time, because continuously caught a fish by hand in Great Qin and Consort Yu, even Christmas has not caught up, the year-end long grass period also had nothing fun...... considered as finished, played several mahjongs. 不过,既然不登陆聊天室的话,那就只能玩游戏了啊,FGO已经断签好久了,由于一直都在大秦和虞姬摸鱼,连圣诞活动也没赶上,年底的长草期也没啥好玩的……算了,还是打几圈麻将吧。 Bird soul, start! 雀魂,启动！ New thing role? Ami Koshimizu's maid? I like, pull out explode! 诶,出新角色了？小清水亚美的女仆？我喜欢,抽爆！ Krypton gold/metal Chouka, the good feeling, the lightning contract, is the krypton Ms. Jin pig hero! 氪金抽卡,满好感,闪电契约,是氪金母猪界的豪杰！ Exchanges Xinli to draw, enters the arena to kill! 换上新立绘,进场开杀！ The eastern banker, the deity draws out the hand, seven patrolling character color big four happy three times of services wait for the one necessary tile completely! Good, this can fly three! 东一庄家,神仙起手,七巡字一色大四喜三倍役满听牌！好,这把能飞三家！ „Glory, breaks 19, 1000 points!” “荣,断幺九,1000点！” I hit your horse! 我打你马呢！ Ok, enters the chatroom to have a look, idles in any case is also being bored. 算了,还是进聊天室看看吧,反正闲着也是无聊。 Finally, Tang Hao cannot endure the journey of arid going by car, landed the chatroom. 最终,汤昊还是耐不住枯燥的坐车之旅,登陆了聊天室。 Enters the chatroom, the screen of trundle like the snowflake, far more than 99 information, simply are 999 information, does not know that this silly skirt netizen is discussing anything, actually chatted so intensely. 一进入聊天室,滚动的屏幕就像雪花一样,何止99的信息,简直就是999的信息,也不知道这傻屌网友到底在讨论什么东西,竟然聊得如此激烈。 Greatly stupid pale: Is doing? 大笨淡:都在干嘛呢？ Princess: Your this fellow got online finally! 公主殿下:哇,你这家伙终于上线了啊！ Princess: This princess also thinks you, as soon as returns to own world, lands the chatroom to ask us to want the gambling stake immediately, said that what dirty wicked scheme prepared while these days? 公主殿下:本公主还以为你一回到自己的世界,就会立刻登陆聊天室来找我们要赌注呢,说吧,是不是趁着这段时间准备了什么龌龊的鬼主意？ Greatly stupid pale: Do not make false accusations, the dirty person is baseless pure, my where has any dirty thought that my is prepares to return to one's old home the new year's celebration. 大笨淡:你不要血口喷人,凭空污人清白,我哪有什么龌龊的思想,我这是准备回老家过年呢。 Princess: You died! 公主殿下:啊,你死定了！ Greatly stupid pale: What do you mean? 大笨淡:什么意思？ Princess: Returns to one's old home this banning could say, you said that you did die? I will make a bet, within five minutes you must have the traffic accident! 公主殿下:回老家这种禁断的都说得出来,你说你是不是死定了？我敢打赌,五分钟之内你必出车祸！ Greatly stupid pale: Nerve! Returning to one's old home the marriage is bans, returns to one's old home does not calculate that I thought you are cursing me. 大笨淡:神经！回老家结婚才是禁断的,回老家才不算呢,我觉得你这是在诅咒我。 Dr. Roman:, Tang Hao! Dr.罗曼:啊啊啊啊,汤昊！ At this time, the information that sound moved a very much jumped suddenly. 这时,一条很是声动的信息突然跳了出来。 Greatly stupid pale: Is the doctor, how to feel that you do cry ti ti? 大笨淡:是医生啊,怎么感觉你哭哭渧渧的？ Joins the person in chatroom is Roman, Tang Hao has not been surprised, rather, which in four people enter the chatroom, he has been ready, 加入聊天室的人是罗曼,汤昊并没有感到意外,不如说,无论是四人中的哪一个进入聊天室,他都已经做好了准备, But Roman's tone somewhat is probably strange, always felt like by the child of mistreatment. Dr. Roman: You do not know that your crowd of were much worse, played me a moment ago runs around in circles, they played enough, it is estimated that now is also hiding the truth from me, said that you were not in this group. 只不过罗曼的语气好像有些奇怪,总感觉像是受了欺负的孩子。Dr.罗曼:你不知道啊,你这些群员都坏得好,刚才把我耍得团团转,要不是她们玩够了,估计现在都还瞒着我,说你不在这个群里呢。 Greatly stupid pale: This, that may really be regrettable, if we had known you, as soon as enters the group bullied words, I really should land earlier. 大笨淡:哦,这样啊,那可真是遗憾,如果早知道你一进群就会被欺负的话,我真应该早点登陆的。 Dr. Roman: Helps me? Dr.罗曼:帮助我？ Greatly stupid pale: The fools, are they bully certainly you together! 大笨淡:笨蛋,当然是和她们一起欺负你啊！ Dr. Roman:, Friend completely! Dr.罗曼:啊啊啊,友尽了！ Roman sent an angry expression immediately, Tang Hao looked at smiling, seemed like, although Roman joined the time of chatroom is very short, but already very natural integrated in the atmosphere in group, really...... pursues the net red youngster worthily. 罗曼当即就发了一个愤怒的表情,汤昊看了会心一笑,看起来,罗曼虽然加入聊天室的时间还很短,但已经很自然的融入了群内的气氛之中,果然……不愧是追逐网红的少年。 Dr. Roman: On the other hand, had your side been the time of new year's celebration? Dr.罗曼:话说回来,你那边是已经到了过年的时间了吗？ Greatly stupid pale: Yes, therefore I prepare to return to one's old home, do others have celebrate the new year together? 大笨淡:是啊,所以我才准备回老家的,其他人有没有一起过年的啊？ Princess: Fantasized that the spring of township has not passed, what year. 公主殿下:幻想乡的春天都还没过去呢,过什么年啊。 Sage benefit: Me leaves some new year's celebration also time. 圣人惠:我这边离过年也还有些时间。 The phoenix institute is ominous really: Me is also, but also early. 凤凰院凶真:我这边也是,还早着呢。 Tang Hao looked, besides him, no prepares to celebrate the new year. 汤昊看了一圈,除了他之外,没有一个准备过年的。 Greatly stupid pale: Oh, everyone's respective time difference, I am unable to share to you joyfully. 大笨淡:唉,大家各自的时间点不一样,我都无法向你们分享喜悦了。 Under snow: Is the new year's celebration very joyful? Not only need treat with courtesy facing all kinds of human relations, but must talk incessantly by the family member, was far less than that the ordinary day is relaxed. 雪之下:过年很喜悦吗？不仅要面对各种各样的交际应酬,还得被家里人唠叨,远不如平常的日子轻松自由。 Greatly stupid pale: You were only two sickness suspects. 大笨淡:你只是中二病犯了而已。 Greatly stupid pale: Wait! 大笨淡:诶,等等！ Greatly stupid pale: Listened to your such saying, I remembered a matter to come suddenly, that...... in the group which younger sister can accompany me to go home to celebrate the new year? 大笨淡:听你这么一说,我忽然想起一件事来,那个……群里哪个妹子能陪我回家过年吗？ 17-year-old young girl: Do you celebrate the new year also the important person to accompany you? 17岁的少女:你过年还要人陪你？ Greatly stupid pale: Does not accompany me, is accompanies me to make a show. You do not know how our here situations said...... studies fortunately, but enters the society, family's elders will talk incessantly to you look for a girlfriend as soon as possible, hurries to get married and begin a career anything, particularly my one year goes home a time, I can imagine now leave, sit on the table, the elders asked you found the girlfriend such issue. 大笨淡:不是陪我,是陪我作个秀。你们不知道,我们这边的情况怎么说呢……读书的时候还好,但一走入社会,家里的长辈就会向你唠叨尽快找个女朋友,赶紧成家立业什么的,尤其是我这种一年回一次家的,我现在就能想像出,坐在餐桌上,长辈们一个个问你有没有找到女朋友啊这样的问题。 Greatly stupid pale: Therefore I mean, in you, if has free time, accompanies me to go home to celebrate the new year while convenient, pretends to be my girlfriend, what kind of? 大笨淡:所以我的意思是,你们之中谁若是有空的话,顺便陪我回家过个年,冒充一下我的女朋友,怎么样啊？ Under snow: Absolutely has no interest! 雪之下:完全没兴趣！ Greatly stupid pale: You refused is also decisive too. 大笨淡:你拒绝得也太果断了。 Dr. Roman: Do you want to ask the girlfriend to look for Akuta Hinako? Dr.罗曼:你要找女朋友不是可以找芥雏子吗？ Greatly stupid pale: Interferes with the value, Brother! 大笨淡:干涉值啊,老哥！ Dr. Roman: Right, your world has no ordinary world of mysterious strength probably, we cannot go, Akuta Hinako naturally cannot go, you can only look for the average person. Dr.罗曼:哦对,你那个世界好像是没有任何神秘力量的普通世界,我们都去不了,芥雏子当然也去不了,那你只能找普通人了啊。 Meow woods: You are not rich, hired one is not good casually, pretended to be in any case. 喵森:你不是有钱吗,随便雇佣一个不就行了,反正是冒充的。 Greatly stupid pale: I also just thought this matter, moreover now this time point, tomorrow will be the lunar New Year's Eve, where will be at to hire? Can the person who , outside hired have you to be attractive? Even has you to be attractive, can have you to be reliable? The close at hand upscale resources do not use, where has the truth of going round the sun to meet the moon. 大笨淡:我也是刚刚才想起来这件事,而且现在这个时间点,明天就是除夕了,在哪去雇啊？再说了,外面雇佣的人能有你们漂亮吗？就算有你们漂亮,又能有你们可靠吗？近在眼前的高档资源不用,哪有舍近求远的道理。 Under snow: I felt the words that you spoke have the issue very much, any upscale resources, said us to seem like the cargo to be the same. 雪之下:我觉得你说的话很有问题啊,什么高档资源,说得我们好像是货物一样。 Greatly stupid pale: Naturally is only the analogy, therefore this is not the key point, said that the person does comply? So long as you helped my slightly busy, in the future my Tang Ritian must have the generous reward! 大笨淡:当然只是比喻啊,所以这个不是重点,就说有没有人答应的？只要你们帮了我这个小忙,日后我汤日天必有厚报！ Sends, Tang Hao is then paying attention to the sound in screen. 发完,汤昊便关注着屏幕里的动静。 His world, interferes with the value to limit very deadly, be only below 10 can enter, basically rejected various demons and monsters, only has the average person, even is also average person Makise red Li roosts does not have the means to come. 他这个世界,干涉值限制得很死,只有十以下的才可以进入,基本上是拒绝了各种妖魔鬼怪,唯有普通人,甚至同样是普通人牧濑红莉栖都没办法进来。 Therefore, in fact also only has Kato Megumi and snow Yukinoshita is, Hiyori, Miyamori Aoi and Asuna five people. 因此,实际上也就只有加藤惠、雪之下雪乃、一歧日和、宫森葵和亚丝娜五个人而已。 Actually Asuna is not considered as that the average person, was the bloodline of elf clan, fused the magician, is facing the inhuman domain to approach gradually, that game world that but because she was at has not stabilized completely, therefore her interference value has not changed, until now is 5. 其实亚丝娜已经不算是普通人了,又是精灵族的血统,又是融合了魔法师的,也在渐渐朝向非人领域靠近,但由于她所在的那个游戏世界尚未完全稳定下来,因此她的干涉值一直都没变,至今还是五。 Naturally, what loses face is the Tang Hao fours. 当然,最丢人的还是汤昊的四。 Greatly stupid pale: Katou? 大笨淡:加藤？ Sage benefit: Sorry, I thought that this deceiving matter is not quite good. 圣人惠:抱歉,我觉得这种骗人的事情不太好。 Greatly stupid pale: day and? 大笨淡:日和？ Hiyori: That, am I not quite convenient? 一歧日和:那个,我不太方便吧？ Greatly stupid pale: Meow woods? I am your investor. 大笨淡:喵森？我可是你的投资人哦。 Meow woods: That...... the recent work is a little busy, cannot find the time. 喵森:那个……最近的工作有点忙,抽不出时间啊。 Greatly stupid pale: Asuna? 大笨淡:亚丝娜？ Asuna: The association president...... actually I wants to help your, but...... 亚丝娜:会长……其实我想帮你的,只不过…… But what? 只不过什么啊？ Inquired, no one is willing to receive this duty, Tang Hao sighed secretly, oneself is not really popular the average person, therefore has to put forth kills greatly. 询问了一圈,没有一个人愿意接下这个任务,汤昊不由暗自感叹,自己在普通人这边果然不怎么受欢迎,于是只好使出大杀器。 Greatly stupid pale: Oh, your these people, usually create a disturbance will play one by one, now wants you to pretend to be my girlfriend, has not made a sound, good, I first brought to light the words, if who will help, between I and her the gambling approximately will write off! 大笨淡:唉唉唉,你们这些人啊,平时起哄一个比一个会玩,现在要你们冒充一下我的女朋友,就没有吱声的了,好吧,那我就先把话挑明了,谁要是帮了我这个忙,我和她之间的赌约就一笔勾销！ Under snow: Actually I am not cannot help. 雪之下:呃,其实我也不是不能帮你这个忙。 Meow woods: I working arrangement, should be able to find a time now tomorrow. 喵森:我现在把工作安排一下,明天应该能挤出点时间。 Sage benefit: Actually the white lie is not. 圣人惠:其实善意的谎言也不是不可以。 Asuna:??? 亚丝娜:诶诶诶？？？ Because how many bet approximately loses to Tang Hao, but must with the young girl who he kisses, immediately transforms the rumor, making Tang Hao not know whether to laugh or cry suddenly, was really real, was the speech of Asuna is a little strange, didn't know in what? 几个因为赌约输给汤昊,而必须与他接吻的少女,立刻就转变了口风,让汤昊一时间哭笑不得,真是太真实了,就是亚丝娜的发言有点奇怪,也不知道在诶什么？ Naturally, some people expressed the disaffection. 当然,也有人对此表示不满。 Princess: Lying trough! Tang Ritian, you with the gambling stake threat, were too dirty! 公主殿下:卧槽！汤日天,你这是拿赌注威胁啊,太龌龊了！ Greatly stupid pale: What threatens, this is the proper transaction! 大笨淡:什么威胁啊,这是正经的交易！ Greatly stupid pale: However, four people were too probably many a point, really must bring home your four same places to celebrate the new year, my trouble is possibly bigger, will have the influence on my pure reputation...... 大笨淡:不过话说回来,四个人好像太多了一点,真要带着你们四个一起回家过年,我的麻烦可能更大,而且对我清白的名誉也会造成影响…… Under snow: That what to do? 雪之下:那怎么办？ Greatly stupid pale: No matter how said, this is the society of monogyny, therefore can only have one...... the ROLL point. 大笨淡:不管怎么说,这都是一夫一妻制的社会,所以只能带一个……ROLL点吧。 This book came from 本书来自