? „, Your this technology is not good, how illuminates your such fighting method possibly to hit, this has the know-how, come, gives me the cell phone, making you experience anything to call true tall play, this type of alloy warhead, my elementary school fifth grade time can a coin entry!” ?“诶诶诶,你这技术不行啊,照你这样的打法怎么可能打得过去呢,这个是有窍门的啊,来,把手机给我,让你见识一下什么才叫真正的高玩,这种合金弹头,我小学五年级的时候就能一币通关了！” During the speeches, Tang Hao has arrived at the side of Consort Yu, puts out a hand to take the cell phone. 说话间,汤昊已经走到虞姬的身边,伸手去拿手机。 „Does not want!” Consort Yu turns around hastily, lowers the head, protects the cell phone in the bosom, this will meet her also to play. “不要！”虞姬连忙转了个身,低着头,将手机护在怀里,这会她还会玩呢。 „I hit to you look.” “我就打给你看。” „Said does not want, I will play!” “说了就是不要,我自己会玩！” „But this is my cell phone.” “但这是我的手机诶。” „I, no matter!” “我不管！” „Aiya do not make.” “哎呀你别闹。” „Do not be noisy...... looked, died, was you harms.” “你才别闹……看,又死了吧,都是你害的。” „Your this did not speak the truth......” “你这不讲道理……” „I did not speak the truth, you went in any case!” “我就不讲道理了,反正你快滚啦！” Two people exchange flattery and favors in that Tang Hao soon lay to Consort Yu on went, Consort Yu has not as if paid attention, like protecting the hen of young son is protecting the cell phone stubbornly, actually Tang Hao, as Consort Yu shook, the long hair from has fluttered at present, the fragrant wind was intermittent, this noticed two people postures at this moment to be a little ambiguous, his arm, has delimited in the Consort Yu chest front several times. 两个人在那拉拉扯扯的,汤昊都快要趴到虞姬身上去了,虞姬似乎也没注意,就像护着幼崽的母鸡一样死死护着手机,倒是汤昊,随着虞姬一甩头,长发从眼前飘过,香风阵阵,这才注意到两人此刻的姿势有点暧昧,就他那只胳膊,都在虞姬胸前划过几次。 This car(riage) somewhat starts is really unexpected. 这车开得真是有些猝不及防。 A Tang Hao heart heat, suddenly found, compared with playing the game, „snatches the game to play” this matter to be interesting probably. 汤昊不由心头一热,忽然发现,比起玩游戏,好像“抢游戏玩”这个事本身就非常有趣。 Is hesitating, should continue to snatch, suddenly, the ear transmits the snow is sound. 正犹豫着,是不是该继续抢,忽然,耳边传来雪乃的声音。 „Was too disappointing, greatly stupid pale, you are intentional?” “太差劲了,大笨淡,你是故意的吧？” ? 诶？ Tang Hao suddenly one startled, is the live broadcast also opening? 汤昊猛然一惊,直播还开着呢？ For serveral days he mainly healed from a wound, Consort Yu wallowed the game to be individually uncorrectable, an alloy warhead played for several days and several nights, making him bump the opportunity of cell phone not to have one time, does not know completely the video live broadcast has not switched off. 这些天他主要就是养伤,虞姬则沉迷游戏不可自拔,一个合金弹头足足玩了几天几夜,让他连碰一次自己手机的机会都没有,完全不知道视频直播没有关掉。 In other words, did this video also open for several days and several nights? 也就是说,这个视频也开了几天几夜？ Such a thinks, Tang Hao snatched embarrassed again, after all harmed the Weiguang image. 这么一想,汤昊就不好意思再抢下去了,毕竟有损于自己伟光正的形象。 „What intentionally, this is only the coincidence.” Tang Hao knows certainly the snow is in the mouth intentionally is what meaning, refuted hastily. “什么故意的,这只是巧合而已。”汤昊当然知道雪乃口中的故意是什么意思,连忙反驳。 Consort Yu turns head, strange looked at his one eyes, „are you speaking to whom?” 虞姬回过头来,奇怪的看了他一眼,“你在跟谁说话？” „Silly skirt netizen.” “傻屌网友。” „.” Consort Yu complied with the sound, immediately lowers the head to play own game. the Tang Hao injured night before, she from the opposite party mouth had known chatroom existed, although the special details did not understand, so long as through this cell phone, can conduct dialogue exchange this point with another end person is clear. “哦。”虞姬应了声,顿时又低下头去玩自己的游戏了。在汤昊受伤的头天夜里,她已经从对方口中得知聊天室的存在了,虽然具体情况并不了解,但只要通过这手机,就能和另一端的人进行对话交流这一点还是清楚的。 She pours does not care, so long as in any case Tang Hao do not come to disturb her to play the game on the line. 她倒也不在意,反正只要汤昊别来打扰她玩游戏就行。 „You are the silly skirt netizen!” The snow is rebuts with sarcasm. “你才是傻屌网友！”雪乃反唇相讥。 „How was I silly the skirt?” “我怎么傻屌了啊？” „Is very silly skirt, that good opportunity did not know the assurance obviously a moment ago, the benefit, did you say?” “就是很傻屌啊,明明刚才那么好的机会都不知道把握,惠,你说是吧？” „Un.” Kato Megumi responding sound gently. “嗯。”加藤惠轻轻的应着声。 Tang Hao stares immediately, the snow is the personality suspect to/clashes, taunted that mutually is very normal, oneself also often taunted her even Nai in any case, but the Kato Megumi good and evil was also own female friend, actually also said that oneself really very silly skirt? 汤昊顿时一愣,雪乃和自己性格犯冲,互相嘲讽那是很正常的自己,反正自己也经常嘲讽她平乃,不过加藤惠好歹也算是自己的红颜知己吧,竟然也这么说,难道自己真很傻屌？ Refers to the opportunity of a moment ago profiting at the expense of the state? 是指刚才揩油的机会吗？ But if is not the snow is to make noise suddenly, oneself can wipe one frankly. 可如果不是雪乃突然出声,自己就能一直揩一直爽。 Tang Hao is gawking the god, he cannot see opposite expression, but is opening the live broadcast, the opposite can see actually clearly, discovered that he has not understood, Kato Megumi then in line with „taking pleasure in serving others” the thoughts said that „greatly stupid pale, you thought that Consort Yu is the persistently unreasonable person?” 汤昊愣着神,他看不到对面的表情,但开着直播,对面倒是能看得清楚,发现他还没有理解过来,加藤惠便本着“助人为乐”的心思说道,“大笨淡,你觉得虞姬是蛮不讲理的人吗？” „......, although the temperament is somewhat hot tempered, pouring is not persistently unreasonable, but, didn't speak the truth is not the natural disposition of woman?” “呃……虽然脾气有些暴躁,倒也没那么蛮不讲理,但,不讲道理不就是女人的本性吗？” „You are the prejudice!” The snow is said. “你这是偏见！”雪乃道。 Kato Megumi said: „Although, the woman sometimes will be truly unreasonable, but this must divide the situation looks at the object, even how the cunning and unreasonable willful girl, will not be the repugnant person will even exhibit mindless side to the stranger again, after all, to the girl, a mindless another explanation will be acts like a spoiled brat.” 加藤惠则说道:“虽然确实,女人有时候会不讲道理,但这也要分情况看对象的啊,就算是再怎么刁蛮任性的女孩,也不会向陌生人甚至是讨厌的人摆出不讲理的一面,毕竟,对女孩子而言,不讲理的另一种解读就是撒娇啊。” „Acts like a spoiled brat?” “撒娇？” Tang Hao is startled, in other words, was Consort Yu acting like a spoiled brat to oneself a moment ago? However seems like completely not like, acts like a spoiled brat should not speak in a coaxing voice? 汤昊一怔,也就是说,虞姬刚才是在向自己撒娇吗？但是看起来完全不像啊,撒娇不应该嗲声嗲气的吗？ Kato Megumi: „The girls of different personality will have the different acting like a spoiled brat ways, has the timid young girl inspiring tenderness, has to speak softly, you thought that which type Consort Yu can be?” 加藤惠:“不同性格的女孩子会有不同的撒娇方式,有小鸟依人的,有轻言细语的,你觉得虞姬会是哪一种呢？” „I thought that these two types are impossible.” Tang Hao tried the brain to make up, the timid young girl inspiring tenderness spoke softly does not conform to the personality of Consort Yu, by the essence of her hot tempered big sister, even if really must act like a spoiled brat, was still goes away dead you is quite bothersome probably such quality third even/including. “我觉得这两种都不可能吧。”汤昊试着脑补了一下,无论是小鸟依人还是轻言细语都不符合虞姬的性格,以她暴躁老姐的本质,就算真要撒娇,大概也就是滚开啦去死吧你好烦哦这样的素质三连。 Said...... 呃,这么说起来…… Kato Megumi sighed, „therefore , regarding the girl, you did not understand.” 加藤惠叹了口气,“所以说,对于女孩子,你根本一点都不了解啊。” „Will you why so skilled?” “为什么你会这么熟练啊？” „Because I am also a girl.” “因为我也是女孩子啊。” „But I the appearance that does not seem to see you to act like a spoiled brat.” “但我好像没见过你撒娇的样子。” „Occasionally before the family member can, but the contemporaries, have not presented the object who can make me act like a spoiled brat after all.” “偶尔在家人面前还是会的啦,不过同龄人吗,毕竟还没有出现能够让我撒娇的对象。” „Un......” Tang Hao thinks, „said I missed the opportunity of raising the good sensitivity? Then, how should operate specifically?” “嗯……”汤昊想了一下,“这么说我错失了一个提升好感度的机会？那么,具体该怎么操作呢？” „This, is not cannot tell you......” “这个嘛,也不是不能告诉你……” „You said quickly.” “那你快说啊。” „This must wait for you first to open the mouth.” “这得等你先开口啊。” „What mouth do I open?” “我开什么口？” „When naturally called the wife.” “当然是什么时候叫老婆啊。” One hear of this saying, Tang Hao shows the whites of the eyes immediately, sentimental Kato Megumi with oneself acted like a spoiled brat willfully pulled for quite a while, for these words. 一听这话,汤昊顿时翻了个白眼,感情加藤惠跟自己撒娇任性的扯了半天,就为了这句话呢。 „Right right, called the wife quickly, we wait is not impatient.” “对啊对啊,快叫老婆,我们都等得不耐烦了。” „Did not ask the wife me dead.” “再不叫老婆我就要死了。” „You forgot that the gambling of Ming Dynasty lakeside did make? Tang Ritian.” “难道你忘记大明湖畔的赌约了吗？汤日天。” This fellows have looked at Princess Pearl, but also Ming Dynasty lakeside? However...... Tang Hao looks at Consort Yu who the eye lowered the head to play the game subconsciously, although called 100 wives continuously is a little ashamed, but did not see after all initially, moreover Consort Yu liked the not misconception, so long as that said afterward cracks a joke, will not beat savagely oneself. 这帮家伙难道连还珠格格都看过了吗,还大明湖畔？不过话说回来……汤昊下意识的看了眼低头玩游戏的虞姬,虽然连续叫一百声老婆是有点羞耻,但毕竟不是初见了,而且虞姬喜欢自己也不错觉,那么只要事后说是开玩笑,也不会暴打自己一顿。 Moreover Consort Yu probably is proud tender, liner to subdue|grams proud tender, if the luck is good, after 100 wives, to propose directly finally that good sensitivity, does that kill two birds with one stone? 而且虞姬好像还是个傲娇,正所谓直球克傲娇,如果运气好,一百声老婆之后直接把最后那点好感度提起来,那岂不是一举两得？ Such a thinks, Tang Hao moves on some meanings suddenly, is preparing to clear throat...... 这么一想,汤昊突然就有些意动,正准备清清嗓子…… Suddenly- 忽然- „Wait, I think!” “等等,我觉得不行！” The voice of assistant. 助手的声音。 „Why isn't good?” This, Tang Hao was shocked on the contrary. “为什么不行？”这一下,汤昊反倒是愣住了。 „Right, why isn't good?” “对啊,为什么不行？” „We waited for these 100 wives to be very long.” “我们都等这一百声老婆很久了。” Others are also puzzled. 其他人同样不解。 „......” Makise red Li roosts to clear throat, said, „actually we neglected an issue, before I checked occasionally, discovered that wife glossary commonly used in China and a few eastern country that was gradually influenced by the Chinese culture, but the Western country, the husband does not use this word to wife's name.” “咳咳……”牧濑红莉栖清了清嗓子,说道,“其实我们都忽略了一个问题,之前我偶尔查了一下,发现老婆这个词汇常用于中国和少数受中国文化熏陶的东方国家,而西方国家这边,丈夫对妻子的称呼是不用这个词的。” „Therefore, I online searched, finally discovery this glossary stemmed from Northern Song Dynasty excellent poet Wang Jinqing, his poem mentioned 【Wife impatiently depending on persuading】. After this, wife word transforms as gradually to wife's name, but was greatly stupid pale places in the Qin age at this moment, in other words , wife these two sibilants did not have the clear definition. If he really shouted to Consort Yu, a Consort Yu face compels either ignorant, does not know that he is saying anything, either is thinks he was shouting oneself granny, possibly was in a rage gives to kill him.” “于是,我又在网上搜索了一番,最后发现这个词汇起源于北宋词人王晋卿,他的一句诗里提到【老婆心急凭相劝】。从这之后,老婆这个词才渐渐转化为对妻子的称呼,而大笨淡此刻则身处于大秦时代,换言之,老婆这两个字根本就还没有明确的定义。如果他真对虞姬这么喊了,虞姬要么一脸懵逼,根本不知道他在说什么,要么就是以为他在喊自己老婆婆,可能一怒之下就把他给打死了。” Lying trough! 卧槽！ Tang Hao one startled, almost frightens...... regarding a young pretty woman, shouted her 100 grannies continuously, in addition hot tempered personality of Consort Yu, although Tang Hao does not think that she will kill oneself, but hit his ten days for half a month to live cannot take care of oneself, should have very big possibility. 汤昊一惊,差点吓出一身冷汗……对于一个年轻貌美的女人,连续喊她一百声老婆婆,再加上虞姬的暴躁性格,虽然汤昊不认为她会把自己打死,但打得他十天半个月生活不能自理,应该有很大可能。 Meanwhile, in the chatroom also sends out one to call out in alarm. 与此同时,聊天室里也发出一阵惊呼。 „This matter, I do not know completely.” “还有这回事啊,我完全不知道。” „Originally wife word is so long emerges?” “原来老婆这个词那么久才兴起的吗？” „Actually our Japan, there is to use wife word frequently.” “其实我们日本这边,也有经常用到老婆这个词的。” „After all many Japanese cultures are China passed on the past, you did not understand normally but actually.” “毕竟很多日本文化都是中国传过去的吗,你们不了解倒也正常。” „Actually let alone Japanese, even if many Chinese do not know wife these two characters the concrete sources.” “其实别说日本人了,就算很多中国人都不知道老婆这两个字的具体出处吧。” „Luckily the assistant raised, otherwise we also really neglected.” “幸亏助手提起,否则我们还真忽略了。” „Assistant, you are the talent!” “助手,你是天才吗！” „, Actually is only the general knowledge......” “呃,其实只是常识啦……” Makise red Li roosted is saying modestly, truly, this was only the general knowledge, however such general knowledge did not go to specially hundred degrees celsius, who knows that Tang Hao had not at least realized completely this matter, Makise red Li roosted to investigate such clearly , has a mind. 牧濑红莉栖谦虚的说着,确实,这只是常识,然而这样的常识不去特意百度,又有谁会知道呢,至少汤昊就完全没意识到这回事,牧濑红莉栖能调查得这么清楚,也算是有心了。 Then, essential issue...... 然后,关键的问题…… „Therefore, has not shouted the wife now time?” “所以,现在还不是喊老婆的时候？” „That at least must wait for Consort Yu to realize that wife word the meaning is good.” “那至少得等虞姬认识到老婆这个词的意思才行啊。” „I will not say.” Tang Hao shakes the head hastily the rejection, first told Consort Yu wife's consciousness, this intention was too obvious, Xu Fu did not say, he cannot act with undue haste. “我可不会说的哦。”汤昊连忙摇头拒绝,先告诉虞姬老婆的意识,这用意就太明显了,徐福不是说了吗,他不能操之过急。 „Un, that matter became troubles, we must gradually change to bet form approximately......” “嗯,那事情就变得麻烦起来了,我们必须稍微改变一下赌约的形式……” As Kato Megumi these words fall, the chatroom fell into the short silence. 随着加藤惠这句话落下,聊天室陷入了短暂的沉默。 Finally, the Yakumo Yukari sound suddenly resounds, „this gambling two keys approximately are mainly the situation and time, this, the time decided till greatly stupid pale this transcription conclusion before, which time was casual he to choose to shout, but the situation was decided by us, how?” 最后,八云紫的声音突然响起,“这个赌约的两个关键主要是场合与时间,这样吧,时间就定到大笨淡这次副本结束之前为止,随便他选择哪个时间喊,而场合则由我们来决定,如何？” Tang Hao thought that as if also good. 汤昊想了一下,似乎还行。 Then Misaka Mikoto asked that „that after waited to return to 2000 Chaldea greatly stupidly pale, is shouting to Akuta Hinako also good?” 然后御坂美琴就问了,“那,难道等大笨淡回到两千年后的迦勒底,对着芥雏子喊也行吗？” „Ok, so long as before then, he has not left that world.” “行啊,只要在此之前,他没离开那个世界就可以。” Tang Hao immediately eye one bright, how this saw probably is gain, to Akuta Hinako was shouting that the wife may to Consort Yu shout was easier. 汤昊顿时眼睛一亮,这好像怎么看都是自己赚的啊,对着芥雏子喊老婆可比对着虞姬喊容易多了。 „Ok, I accepted!” Tang Hao should say immediately, to avoid them reneges on a promise. “行,我接受了！”汤昊立时应道,为了避免她们反悔。 Yakumo Yukari also smiles, „that settled, how when the time comes to shout is assigned by us.” 八云紫也笑,“那就这么说定了,到时候怎么喊就由我们来指定。” „Under!” Suddenly, some people asked the issue, „was Akuta Hinako Consort Yu?” “等下！”忽然,又有人提出问题,“芥雏子算虞姬吗？” „Nonsense!” Tang Hao refuted immediately, „Lu Xun was not Zhou Shuren!” “废话！”汤昊顿时反驳,“难道鲁迅就不是周树人了吗！”