? „Why is this gruel the red?” ?“为什么这粥是红色的？” „How I know, you asked the palace maid!” “我怎么知道,你去问宫女呀！” „Won't add the blood in inside?” “不会是在里面加了血吧？” „How I know, you asked the palace maid!” “我怎么知道,你去问宫女呀！” „You look at this gruel, many meter/rice blocks tie in the same place, has not melted, the craftsmanship of this palace maid was also too bad, if with eats to the emperor such gruel, is to behead, the first time won't be will make the gruel?” “你看这粥,很多米块都结在一起,根本都没化开,这宫女的手艺也太差了,要是把这样的粥拿给皇帝吃,是要砍头的,不会是第一次煮粥吧？” „How I know, you asked the palace maid!” “我怎么知道,你去问宫女呀！” Tang Hao looks up Consort Yu, discovered that she is a dead duck obstinate argumentative expression, said with a smile: „You always make me ask the palace maid, but the palace maid delivered the cell phone comes the time a moment ago, said that this gruel is you boils, who are you telling the lie?” 汤昊抬起头看着虞姬,发现她还是一副死鸭子嘴硬的表情,笑道:“你总让我去问宫女,可刚才宫女送手机过来的时候,却说这粥是你煮的,你俩到底谁在说假话？” „How I know, you go...... in any case definitely are not I!” Consort Yu discovered that similar sentence is not suitable to use again, without means when again retakes courses Ji, found an excuse casually, „palace maid cannot flatter the person, I help her come the gruel end, she boiling on merit where me of gruel, but to flatter me.” “我怎么知道,你去……反正肯定不是我！”虞姬发现同样的句式已经不适合再用,没办法再当复读姬,就随便找了个理由,“宫女不都得奉承人的吗,我帮她把粥端过来,她就把煮粥的功劳安在我头上,只是为了讨好我罢了。” „Good, I listening seriously, but this gruel really boiled badly, seemingly red floating, seems symbolizing the disaster of blood light, let the person not good end opening actually.” Tang Hao looks down the gruel in bowl, knits the brows slightly, although this is not the dark ingredients, but felt more like the murder ingredients, that as if in murder makes, if trades a situation, changes a time, it is estimated that lost to the trash can directly. “好吧,我就当真的听,不过这粥真是煮得太差了,看起来红飘飘的,仿佛象征着血光之灾,倒是让人不好下口。”汤昊低头看着碗里的粥,微微皱眉,这个虽然不是黑暗料理,但感觉更像是杀人料理,仿佛是在杀人现场做出来的一样,要是换个场合,换个时间,估计直接就给它丢到垃圾桶去了。 „That threw!” Consort Yu seemingly is a little angry, strikes an attitude to put out a hand to snatch. “那就扔了吧！”虞姬看上去似乎有点生气,作势就伸手过来抢。 „, No!” Tang Hao moves toward, saying with a smile, „after all is the first time in some palace maid life, I cannot waste her pains, but my hands and feet somewhat feels weak now, carried does not have the strength, was inferior that you fed me to eat.” “诶,别啊！”汤昊往里一挪,笑道,“毕竟是某个宫女人生中的第一次,我总不能浪费了她的一番苦心,不过现在我手脚有些乏力,就是端着就已经没力气了,不如你来喂我吃吧。” „Ha?!” Consort Yu stared in a big way the eye immediately, „why to want me to feed you to eat? Your hands and feet feels weak, a moment ago the palace maid, why didn't make her feed you? I am not your maidservant!” “哈？！”虞姬顿时瞪大了眼睛,“凭什么要我喂你吃？你手脚乏力,刚才宫女在的时候,干嘛不让她喂你？我又不是你的丫环！” „Palace maid very busy, does not clean this every day is to make that how my idler feels all right to trouble them, you are not in any case busy.” “宫女很忙的啊,每天不是打扫这个就是做那个,我这种闲人怎么好意思去麻烦她们,反正你又不忙。” „I am also very busy!” “我也很忙！” „What are you busy at?” “你忙什么？” „I must play the game!” Consort Yu holds the cell phone, the righteousness expression. “我要玩游戏啊！”虞姬捧着手机,义正言辞。 Since Tang Hao fell asleep after last night, this cell phone did not return to his hand again, on Consort Yu, when made the gruel to put down a meeting slightly, the rest of the time were almost she are playing. 自从昨晚汤昊睡着过去之后,这部手机就再没回到他手里,也就虞姬在煮粥的时候稍稍放下了一会,剩下的时间几乎都是她在玩。 „Elf well plays anything to play......” the Tang Hao feeling this way, she excessive preoccupation with trivia saps the will, the head casts aside most likely immediately, shows the painful expression, „, good pain!” “好好的精灵玩什么游戏……”汤昊感觉再这样下去,她八成得玩物丧志,顿时脑袋一撇,露出痛苦的表情,“哎哟,好痛！” Consort Yu stares, „how?” 虞姬一愣,“怎么了？” Tang Hao according to the neck, another action the bowl, Parkinson same was shaking probably shakes to keep shaking, „yesterday is pained by the place that you bit suddenly, in range that although still in can withstand reluctantly, but...... such words, I did not have means to sip gruel...... good tired and quite hungry, felt that soon died......” 汤昊一手按在脖子上,另一手端着碗,像是得了帕金森一样抖啊抖抖个不停,“昨天被你咬到的地方突然隐隐作痛,虽然勉强还在可以承受的范围内,但是……这样的话,我就没办法自己喝粥了……好累又好饿,感觉快要死了……” „You die!” “那你就去死吧！” Consort Yu air/Qi wants to spit blood, this fellow, looks is an attire, thinks are oneself that the person who are easily swindled? 虞姬气得想要吐血,这家伙,一看就是装的,以为自己是那么好骗的人吗？ However,- 不过,诶- „, I knew, I knew!” Put down the cell phone, Consort Yu whiz one snatched the bowl in Tang Hao, „looked , was bit by me in share, the old lady first took care of your, finished eating hurried dead!” “啊啊,我知道了,我知道了！”放下手机,虞姬嗖的一下就把汤昊手里的碗抢了过来,“看在被我咬了的份上,老娘就先服侍你一下,吃完了就赶紧去死！” Consort Yu captured ladle gruel, crude forces in the Tang Hao mouth. 虞姬兜了一勺子粥,粗暴的塞进汤昊嘴里。 Although on the mouth, the movement also is very gratefully uncouthly, but is accidental/surprised, Tang Hao has not felt that big strength, naturally, not gently and that's the end. 虽然嘴上毫不客气,动作也很粗鲁,但是意外的,汤昊并没有感受到那么大的力道,当然,也不怎么温柔就是了。 However, as a hot tempered big sister, this should be very gentle? 不过,作为一个暴躁老姐,这应该算是很温柔了吧？ Thinking, Tang Hao suddenly was discovering that is a patient, actually also good. 这么想着,汤昊忽然发现做一个伤病员,其实也挺好的。 ...... …… In Tang Hao is healing from a wound and is enjoying taking care of Consort Yu, another side, the Arad mainland, the apostle Rottes's punitive expedition fights finally drops the curtain. 就在汤昊养着伤、享受着虞姬的服侍时,另一边,阿拉德大陆,使徒罗特斯的讨伐战终于落下帷幕。 As Rottes that giant withered body drops down, the empire punitive expedition army and GBL but who also conduct the back in the day valance giant beast taught the followers to voice warm cheering, everyone had being survivor of disaster rejoicing and joy. 随着罗特斯那巨大干瘪的尸体倒下,还在天帷巨兽背上的帝国讨伐军与GBL教信徒们发出了热烈的欢呼,每个人都有种劫后余生的庆幸和喜悦。 „Good, we defeated the apostle!” Laney one excited, subconscious grasped Tang Hao. “太好了,我们打败使徒了！”雷尼一激动,下意识的就抱住了身旁的汤昊。 „Tang Hao” smile is rubbing her head, „, too was good.” “汤昊”微笑的揉着她的脑袋,“是啊是啊,真的太好了呢。” You think that I am Tang Hao, actually I am Kaguya dá! 你以为我是汤昊,其实我是辉夜哒！ „!” Discovered suddenly oneself and Tang Hao contact is excessively intimate, on Laney face one red, withdrew hastily the body, sized up to all around, finally discovered the issue of shift attention, „right, how did not have to see Asuna, a moment ago also in?” “啊！”猛然发现自己与汤昊的接触过分亲密,雷尼脸上一红,连忙抽回了身,向四周打量了下,终于发现了个转移注意力的问题,“对了,怎么没看到亚丝娜,刚才还在的呢？” „, She had goes back beforehand.” “哦,她有事先回去了。” „, But here does the day valance giant beast, how she go back?” “诶,这里可是天帷巨兽啊,她一个人怎么回去？” „This you do not need to care.” Changes Patchouli uses/gives correct/however who becomes Kirito walks, tranquil saying, „we naturally have our methods, impossible anything to tell you Empire army.” “这个你就不需要关心了。”变身成桐人的帕秋莉施然走来,平静的说道,“我们自然有我们的方法,不可能什么都告诉你们帝国军的。” „Good......” Laney is somewhat disappointed, but looks at Kirito, on the face reveals some doubts, „on the other hand, you are not a swordsman, why hasn't seen you to use the sword these days? Continuously with magic bang, when did your magic become such fierce?” “好吧……”雷尼有些失望,但看着桐人,脸上又露出些许的疑惑,“话说回来,你不是剑士吗,为什么这段时间都没看到你用剑啊？一直用魔法轰来轰去的,你的魔法什么时候变这么厉害了？” You want me to use the sword, does not make me die! 你要我用剑,不是让我去死吗！ My magic causes, what doesn't need the magic to use? 我一个魔法使,不用魔法用什么？ In the Patchouli heart complained, on the mouth said: „Recently I traded a style in the attempt, do not care about this detail.” 帕秋莉心中吐槽,嘴上却说道:“最近我在尝试换一种风格,不要在意这点细节啦。” Meanwhile, zone Asuna Yakumo Yukari had returned to the fantasy township, after coming back, received exchange the original appearance immediately, appears in the sky of lake of fog. 与此同时,变装亚丝娜的八云紫已经回到了幻想乡,回来之后,就立刻换回了自己本来的模样,出现在雾之湖的上空。 „, In cracks monster!” “啊,隙间妖怪！” A shouting sound suddenly resounds, in the lakeside strongest seductress/evil spirit Qi who plays the frozen frog game, sees Yakumo Yukari, she flies immediately, both hands insert the waist, flamboyant rumbling shouted shouts, „in cracks the monster, you were ask me to fight?” 一个乍乍呼呼的声音突然响起,是在湖边玩冻青蛙游戏的最强妖精琪露诺,一看到八云紫,她就立刻飞了上去,双手插腰,牛逼轰轰的吆喝道,“隙间妖怪,你是来找我打架的吗？” Yakumo Yukari turns head, looks at this ice seductress/evil spirit, shows a faint smile, „do you want to fight with me?” 八云紫回头,看着这只冰妖精,微微一笑,“你想和我打架吗？” „-” “呜-” In the brain of fool has not dreaded these two characters, no matter Yakumo Yukari or Kazami Yuuka, or the management Hakurei witch, wants to hit dares to hit, but looks at Yakumo Yukari smile at this moment, the feeling of Qi or instinct a danger, is almost the conditioned reflex withdrew several meters. 笨蛋的脑子里是没有畏惧这两个字的,不管是八云紫还是风见幽香,亦或者城管博丽巫女,想打就敢打,不过看着八云紫此刻的微笑,琪露诺还是本能的感觉到了一丝危险,几乎是条件反射的退后了数米。 „I...... I do not fear you, I am strongest!” “我……我才不怕你呢,我是最强的！” „Relax, I do not come to fight with you, you have lived in the fog it lake is right?” “放心,我不是来和你打架的,你一直都住在雾之湖对吧？” Heard that is not fights, Qi relaxes, but mentioned the lake of fog, she is also then conceited rumbling gets up, „naturally, the lake of fog is my family/home, now obviously is spring, I actually froze the entire lake surface, what kind of, is very fierce!” 听说不是来打架的,琪露诺就松了口气,而一提到雾之湖,她便又牛气轰轰起来,“当然啊,雾之湖就是我的家,现在明明是春天,我却把整个湖面都冻上了,怎么样,很厉害吧！” „Truly got up very much, therefore I gave you to lead a new neighbor.” “确实很不了起,所以我给你带了个新邻居。” „New neighbor?” “新邻居？” Qi stares, sees only in the midair in the cracks to launch, a suitcase that big octopus fell from inside, cracked-up the ice layer, the plump pounds in the lake. 琪露诺一愣,只见半空中隙间展开,一只旅行箱那么大的章鱼就从里面掉了出来,撞碎冰层,扑通一声砸进了湖里。 Then it crawled, lies on the light ice surface. 然后它又重新爬了上来,趴在薄薄的冰面上。 „What thing is this?” Qi is blinking, curious waiting and seeing. “这是什么东西啊？”琪露诺眨着眼睛,好奇的观望。 „Octopus, the lifeform in sea, you have not seen...... also right, fantasized that the township does not have the sea.” Yakumo Yukari is also disinclined with Qi this fool explanation, the vision to go to the octopus but actually, smiles to ask, „how, does this water also suit?” “章鱼,海洋里的生物,你没见过吗……哦也对,幻想乡没有海呢。”八云紫倒也懒得跟琪露诺这种笨蛋解释,目光投向章鱼,笑问道,“怎么样,这水还适合吗？” The octopus swung a tentacle, makes the brilliant sound, „is not very good, the fresh water lake is not quite suitable I to live, the destiny that but in any event, must face compared with me must be much better, although wants to thank you, the sage in different world, but is really unimportant? My existence may disrupt this environment easy and comfortable.” 章鱼摆动了一下触手,发出睿智的声音,“不是很好,淡水湖不太适合我居住,但无论如何,总要比我原本必须面对的命运要好多了,虽然很想感谢你,异世界的贤者,但真的不要紧吗？我的存在可能会破坏这片环境的安逸。” Yakumo Yukari asked: „What can you see?” 八云紫问:“你能看到什么？” The octopus stopped for several seconds, replied: „Ties, huge knot, inside and outside two world isolation knot, this is you make?” 章鱼停顿了数秒,回答:“结界,一个巨大的结界,将内外两个世界隔绝的结界,这是你制造的吗？” „Not is completely, how do you feel this knot firm degree?” “不完全是,你觉得这个结界的坚固程度如何？” „Very extraordinary, if I of heyday, only then 50% assurances break this knot, but if there is your such sage to intend to prevent, I 10% grasped does not have.” “很了不起,如果是全盛时期的我,也只有50%把握打破这个结界,但如果有你这样的贤者出手阻挡,那我就连10%把握都没了。” „Then on line.” Yakumo Yukari turns on the fan, covers the mouth to smile, „fantasy township is not by the general knowledge fetter place, your mental manipulation is also only one of the ability, no matter what fellow, arrives at the fantasy township, gradually was assimilated, like of grass pheasant swords Japan's top three divine tools, after was used some time by demon principle sand that fellow, the original performance vanished gradually, now is also only a sharp sword of ordinary first quality.” “那就行了。”八云紫打开扇子,掩嘴一笑,“幻想乡是个不被常识束缚的地方,你的精神控制也只是能力的一种而已,不管什么样的家伙,来到幻想乡,都会渐渐的被同化,就像日本三大神器之一的草雉剑,在被魔理沙那家伙使用了一段时间之后,原本的性能就渐渐消失了,现在也只是一把普通的上等品质的利剑而已。” „In other words, will I also become in you finally?” “也就是说,最终我也会成为你们中的一员吗？” „What kind of mentality that must look at you are, so long as do not forget among us the contract.” “那就得看你是怎样的心态了,只要你别忘了我们之间的契约。” „Please relax, if necessary, I will fight for you.” “请放心,如果有需要,我会为你而战。” „You rest well, I first returned, cannot have, you can ask by you that neighbor.” Then, Yakumo Yukari opens in the cracks, walked. “那你就好好休息吧,我先回了,有不懂的,你可以问你旁边的那位邻居。”说完,八云紫打开隙间,走了。 Qi waited and saw a meeting, discovered that under that octopus does not seem to threaten, this flies, „feeds, do you name?” 琪露诺观望了一会,发现底下那只章鱼似乎没有威胁,这才飞过去,“喂,你叫什么名字？” „Rottes.” “罗特斯。” „, Radish thread, really strange name.” “哦,萝卜丝啊,真奇怪的名字。” „Is Rottes.” “是罗特斯。” „I knew, the radish thread, can you arithmetic? Is my neighbor, must meet the arithmetic.” “我知道了,萝卜丝,你会算术吗？做我的邻居,一定要会算术。” „Slightly understands.” “略懂。” „I set the topic to you, do you know 11 to be equal to several?” “那我给你出个题,你知道11等于几吗？” „2.” “二。” „Haha, your fool, obviously is 9!” “哈哈,你这个笨蛋,明明是九啊！” „Why is 9?” “为什么是九？” „Because 9 are biggest, Qi is strongest, Qi Nuojia Qi, naturally is 9.” “因为九是最大的,琪露诺是最强的,一个琪露诺加一个琪露诺,当然就是九喽。” „If so, shouldn't be two 9?” “但这样的话,不应该是两个九吗？” „Therefore you are a fool, because in this world is only Qi!” Qi is pointing at Rottes, ridiculed, „I knew, you certainly were in your races the stupidest fellow, such simple arithmetic cannot.” “所以你才是笨蛋啊,因为这世上只有一个琪露诺！”琪露诺指着罗特斯,嘲笑道,“我知道了,你一定是你们那个种族里最笨的家伙,连这么简单的算术都不会。” „...... You won.” “……你赢了。” Rottes swayed from side to side the head, the plump was sneaking in the lake. 罗特斯扭动着脑袋,扑通一声钻进了湖里。