2DRE :: Volume #2 LV1,走上正轨的聊天室

#214: Do the big sisters, want to eat the melon?


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? Wait! What in your hand is what thing?” After Consort Yu vented the dissatisfaction, suddenly noticed the Tang Hao cell phone, gawked, reveals the vigilant look. ?“等等!你手上的是什么东西?”虞姬发泄完不满的情绪之后,忽然注意到了汤昊的手机,不由一愣,露出警惕的眼神。 „, This, this called the cell phone, one type passed the rapid tool.” Tang Hao said. “哦,这个啊,这叫手机,一种通迅工具。”汤昊说道。 Passes the rapid tool?” The Consort Yu brow twists, like two crescent moon, is really attractive, but vision actually also sharp several points, do not think that I am a fool! I lived did not know for several thousand years, has not seen this type of passing rapid tool, was the hidden weapon? It is not good, you lose to show me that thing!” “通迅工具?”虞姬眉头一拧,如同两道弯月,煞是好看,但目光却也犀利了几分,“你不要以为我是笨蛋!我活了不知道几千年,从来没见过这种通迅工具,难道是暗器?不行,你把那东西丢过来给我看看!” „Were you too also careful?” Tang Hao shrugged, if, moreover this is really a hidden weapon, when I lose, you did not fear that it blasts out suddenly, then explodes the refrigerator you?” “你也太小心了吧?”汤昊摊了摊手,“而且如果这真的是暗器,在我丢过去的时候,难道你不怕它突然炸开,然后把你炸进冰箱吗?” The refrigerator is anything Consort Yu cannot understand, but the general meaning understands, nodding, you also said is reasonable, then this, you...... the cell phone place the ground this, then withdraws from three zhang (3.33 m), I took in the past.” 冰箱是什么东西虞姬听不懂,但大概的意思还是明白的,点了点头,“你说得也有道理,那么这样吧,你把这个……手机放在地上,然后退出三丈,我自己过去拿。” Hey, excessive.” Tang Hao is not glad, big sister, we stand in the fair standpoint negotiate, I can, no matter these master killed things, treat as the safe/without matter to happen, but you don't like against thief against I, I cannot be stealing your anything thing, but you this attitude, I feel that now we do not have the means to exchange well......” “喂,过分了吧。”汤昊不太乐意,“老姐,我们是站在公平的立场上进行交涉,我可以不管那些术士被杀的事情,当做无事发生,但你也别像防贼一样的防着我,我又偷不了你什么东西,但你现在这个态度,我感觉我们没办法好好交流……” Or this.” Tang Hao thinks, proposed, we can conduct fair trade, I put the ground to make you inspect the cell phone, but you must hand over a thing to receive in exchange for my trust, looked that your body did not have the surplus, arrived at...... me with the clothes the cell phone put the ground at the same time, you also threw the ground the clothes, then our dance duet, the mutual exchange faith token, how did you look?” “要不这样吧。”汤昊想了想,提议道,“我们可以进行公平交易,我把手机放地上让你检查,但你也必须交出一件东西来换取我的信任,看你身无长物的,就拿衣服来抵好了……我把手机放地上的同时,你也把衣服扔地上,然后我们二人转,互相交换信物,你看如何?” „, Was too shameless!” “靠,太无耻了!” Tang Ritian, how you can treat the wife like this!” 汤日天,你怎么能这样对待老婆!” Greatly stupid pale, I misread you, never expected that you were such anomaly!” “大笨淡,我看错你了,没想到你是这样的变态!” In the chatroom transmits again stupidly hangs the voice of netizens, and reprimanded his shamelessness, making Tang Hao sigh with emotion, if we had known this, he should even the voice channel also switch off together. 聊天室里再度传来傻吊网友们的声音,并且纷纷斥责他的无耻,让汤昊不由感慨,早知道这样,他就应该连语音频道也一起关掉的。 Meanwhile, Consort Yu is also looked that the scraps/condescend same look visits him, „are you abnormal?” 与此同时,虞姬也是看屑一样的眼神看着他,“你是变态吗?” She by the meat elf, was been different from human, does not have these moral principles of human, even if were seen naked will not feel ashamed, will therefore call it the bored thing it, but she did not know in the social life of human eventually for several thousand years, even if has not thought must integrate, but to avoid exposing own status, will try to study the human the lifestyle, understood that the human the values...... every so often, she even must understand human compared with human. 她是受肉的精灵,和人类不同,也没有人类的那些伦理道德,就算被看到裸体也不会感到羞耻,所以才会将其称之为无聊的东西,但她终究在人类的社会生活了不知道几千年,哪怕从来没想过要融入进去,但为了避免暴露出自己的身份,还是会试着去学习人类的生存方式,了解人类的价值观……很多时候,她甚至比人类还要了解人类。 But Tang Hao actually requests a female to strip off the clothes, what isn't this abnormal is? 汤昊竟然要求一位女性脱光衣服,这不是变态是什么? I naturally am not abnormal, I thought that my request is very reasonable, even has made the biggest concession......” a Tang Hao face to be earnest, this cell phone is I most important thing, it is even more important than my life, you want me to give you such important thing, then in turn, you must put out the most important thing, how regardless to see that clothes are well below my cell phone to your importance to my significance.” “我当然不是变态,我觉得我的要求很合理,甚至已经做出了最大的让步……”汤昊一脸认真,“这部手机是我最重要的东西,它甚至比我的性命还要重要,你要我把这么重要的东西交给你,那么反过来,你也得拿出最重要的事物来吧,而无论怎么看,那身衣服对你的重要性都远远不如我的手机对我的意义。” Consort Yu was startled being startled, suddenly could not discover the reason of rebuttal actually. 虞姬怔了怔,一时间倒是找不出反驳的理由了。 Do not be loquacious.” At this moment, in the voice channel broadcasts the Yakumo Yukari sound, I have helped you kick among the live broadcasts the masculine lifeform completely, your silly bi opens the video a bit faster!” “不要贫嘴了。”就在这时,语音频道里传来八云紫的声音,“我已经帮你把男性生物全部踢出直播间了,你个傻哔快点把视频打开!” Tang Hao takes up the cell phone to look immediately. 汤昊顿时拿起手机一看。 Sugar share youngster was kicked among live broadcasts 【糖份少年被踢出直播间】 Phoenix institute was really kicked among live broadcasts ominously 【凤凰院凶真被踢出直播间】 【The name of sword was kicked among live broadcasts 【剑豪之名被踢出直播间】 Yatogami was kicked among live broadcasts 夜斗神被踢出直播间】 Kirito was kicked among live broadcasts 桐人被踢出直播间】 Although was called silly bi to be a little uncomfortable, but the purple mother understands the will of the people. 诶,虽然被叫傻哔有点不爽,不过紫妈还是懂人心。 However on the other hand, these people these idle, the proper business does not do day in day out, instead runs to watch his live broadcast, oneself just recognizes a wife, it is necessary to be popular uses/gives Dongzhong? 不过话又说回来,这些人都这些闲的么,一天到晚正事不做,反而都跑来看他直播,自己只不过是认个老婆而已,有必要这么兴施动众的吗? The unstated criticism, Tang Hao was opening the video secretly. 暗自腹诽着,汤昊还是开启了视频。 Called the wife quickly! Called the wife quickly! 100 100!” “快叫老婆!快叫老婆!一百遍啊一百遍!” As the video opens, rebelling member headed by Kaguya then immediately unscrupulous clamored, Miyamori Aoi was having a bad effect on with Kuriyama Mirai such honest and good-natured person, probably he did not call the wife is the unforgivable crime is the same. 而随着视频一打开,以辉夜为首的作乱份子便立刻肆无忌惮的叫嚣起来,连带着宫森葵和栗山未来这样的老实人都被带坏了,好像他不叫老婆就是不可饶恕的罪过一样。 Mental illness! 神经病啊! Although present Consort Yu single dog . Moreover the strength falls, possibly could not be victorious including oneself, even if oneself called her 100 wives, it is estimated that she still can only incompetent wild with rage, but......, but, this very ashamed good! 虽然现在的虞姬还是单身狗,而且战力下跌,可能连自己都打不过了,就算自己叫她一百声老婆,估计她也只能无能狂怒,但是……但是,这很羞耻的好吧! Thinks carefully, your to a first meeting woman, is rushing to the opposite party to shout her 100 wives directly at present warmly, even if she does not fling your two slaps in the face, you really can shout exit|to speak? 仔细想一想,你对着一个初次见面的女人,直接冲到对方眼前热情的喊她一百声老婆,就算她不甩你两耳光,你自己又真能喊得出口吗? To the slip of paper population, with is being two matters is completely good to honorable person vindicating! 对着纸片人口嗨,和对着真人表白完全是两回事好吧! Your this crowds watch the fun do not dislike the matter big fellow, the father will also be shy! 你们这群看热闹不嫌事大的家伙,老子也会害羞的啊! Tang Hao felt oneself certainly were the brain water penetration, initially will accept this so ashamed gambling to make unexpectedly, finally no matter the victory and loss, suffered a loss was he, if oneself lost, must accept one pile of creating a scene requests, if oneself won...... won is not the good deed, if on these person of younger sister therefore liking he, he does't can fall into the brutal scene of carnage route? 汤昊感觉自己一定是脑子进水了,当初竟然会接受这个如此羞耻的赌约,而且不管输赢,最后吃亏的都是他,如果自己输了,就要答应一堆无理取闹的要求,如果自己赢了……赢了也不是好事啊,万一这些人妹子因此喜欢上他,他不得陷入残酷的修罗场路线? The slip of paper person will not be rivals for sexual favor, how to open the harem not to matter, but these are the honorable people, is only thinks is very well terrorist. 纸片人不会争风吃醋,怎么开后宫都无所谓,但这些都是真人,光是想一想就很恐怖好吧。 , Thinks it over, reason that will have such situation, is under the snow even Nai the mistake! 啊啊啊,想来想去,之所以会有这样的处境,都是雪之下平乃的错! Do not urge again, greatly stupid pale will also be shy.” “你们不要再催了,大笨淡也是会害羞的啊。” Suddenly, resounds pure running water in the endless urging sound, is the Kato Megumi sound. 突然,在无尽的催促声中响起一股清流,是加藤惠的声音。 , The sage benefit is really with good intention. 啊啊啊,果然还是圣人惠善解人意啊。 Tang Hao was soon moved cries. 汤昊感动得快要哭了。 Therefore, this bet is about we wins?” Afterward, Kato Megumi also said. “所以,这场赌约算是我们赢了吧?”随后,加藤惠又说道。 Fart!” Tang Hao is angry, this Kato Megumi also failed to study, suddenly also learned using diversionary tactics, was really white reckless his move, who said that you won, I shout that listened now to you!” “放屁!”汤昊大怒,这加藤惠也是学坏了,竟然还学会了声东击西,真是白瞎了他的感动,“谁说你们赢了,我现在就喊给你们听!” Good, you shouted, shouted quickly!” “好,你喊,快喊啊!” Shouted that shouted! The father does not assume an awe-inspiring pose, when really I am the sickness cat? Shouted that a wife will not compare me to like you being more difficult, you stared the big ear to listen to me!” Tang Hao is saying decisively, the vision looks to Consort Yu, deeply inspires. “喊就喊!老子不发威,真当我是病猫啊?喊一声老婆不会比一句我喜欢你更难,你们就给我瞪大耳朵听好了!”汤昊果断的说着,目光望向虞姬,深吸了一口气。 Consort Yu possibly by his imposing manner fear, subconscious in the future will draw back one step, said vigilantly: „Were you and you speaking with whom a moment ago? That cell phone really passes the rapid tool, do you have other partners? They where? Quick......” 虞姬可能是被他的气势所慑,下意识的往后退了一步,警惕道:“你、你刚才在和谁说话?难道那个手机真是通迅工具,你还有其他同伙?他们在哪里?快……” First do not speak, I have important words to tell you!” Tang Hao interrupted her words forcefully, the vision one cold, in the eye disclosed the unprecedented courage and determination, the heroic bearing of that flash, even if Consort Yu looked at still the mind to vacillate. “你先不要说话,我有一句很重要的话要告诉你!”汤昊强行打断了她的话,目光一凛,眼中透露出前所未有的勇气与决心,那一瞬间的英姿,即便是虞姬看了也不由心神动摇。 You......!” “你……!” Consort Yu stared in a big way the eye, she does not know how long in this world oneself survived, only knows since born the self-awareness, she unceasing looks that human starts to develop from the polish stone step by step, in that long years, she has seen the innumerable deceits and betrayals, erupts into innumerable similar the remnant war in human community, making her be used to false and badness of this species, almost can describe with the incurable these four characters. 虞姬瞪大了眼睛,她不知道自己在这世上生存了多久,只知道自从诞生出自我意识以来,她就不断的看着人类从打磨石头开始一步步发展,在那漫长的岁月里,她见过无数的欺骗和背叛,在人类这个群体中爆发出无数次同类相残的战争,让她已经习惯了这个物种的虚伪和恶劣,几乎可以用无可救药这四个字来形容。 However! 但是! She is unable to deny, will also appear in such community condenses ten thousand zhang (3.33 m) brilliance, the entire human to plant by oneself thin and small body carrying/sustaining, shoulders the hopes of innumerable human on own shoulder, the sacrifice and offer, are leading human forging ahead step by step. 她也无法否认,在这样一个群体中同样会出现一些凝聚着万丈光辉、以自己瘦小的身躯承载着整个人类种,将无数人类的希望扛在自己的肩膀上,牺牲、奉献,带领着人类一步一步的向前迈进。 They are the heroes, they are the leaders, they are also representing the human greatest will. 他们是英雄,他们是领袖,他们也代表着人类最伟大的意志。 Because has existences of these people, human so powerful. 正是因为有这些人的存在,人类才会如此的强大。 But the look and heroic bearing that Tang Hao reveals at this moment, let her instinct remembered the characters in these legends. 汤昊此刻所流露出来的眼神与英姿,就让她本能的想起了那些传说中的人物。 For example initially baked nine of entire Huaxia mainland to fantasize strongly plants the Golden Crow, it is said their powerful even gods immortals can swallow, change to Sun, brings the endless disaster to the land and human, at this moment, after a name, Houyi's man appeared, has such determination and courage, nine opens with an unsurpassed heroic bearing arrow, shoots down nine suns, although Houyi also therefore strength uses up to perish, but was his sacrifice and payout, brought the hope and Mirai to human. 比如当初烧烤着整个华夏大陆的九只最强幻想种金乌,据说它们的强大连神明仙人都可以一口吞下,化作太阳,给大地和人类带来无尽的灾难,就在这时,一个名后后羿的男人出现了,就是带着这样的决心与勇气,以无上的英姿一箭九开,射落九只金乌,虽然后羿也因此力竭而亡,但就是他的牺牲和付出,给人类带来了希望和未来 The Dayu's water governance, three main house gate has not entered, by such courage and determination, spends for 13 years, exhausts the painstaking care and physical strength, saves in the world common people in Shuihuo. 还有大禹治水,三过家门而不入,也是以这样的勇气和决心,花费十三年的时间,耗尽心血与体力,拯救天下黎民于水祸之中。 Jiang Ziya is in command, King Wu fa Zhou wait/etc., under each establishes the character of great foundation for the present human history, when they make the decision the choice of this Mirai, their bodies will reveal such makings, that is the courage that the unprecedented determination and must win, if gone, is gone. 还有姜子牙挂帅、武王伐纣等等,每一个为现在的人类史奠定下伟大基础的人物,在他们做出决定着这份未来的选择时,他们的身上都会流露出这样的气质,那是一往无前的决心和必胜的勇气,若一去不回,便一去不回。 Even including Qin Shi Huang series six countries' great ambitions...... 甚至包括秦始皇一统六国的雄心…… Regarding these people, Consort Yu is unable from individual likes to appraise them, but she knows, these people expose, is human most powerful side. 对于这些人,虞姬无法从个人的喜好去评价他们,但她知道,这些人所展露出来的,正是人类最为强大的一面。 But she has not thought that now, sees similar breadth of spirit on the body of Tang Hao unexpectedly again. 而她万万没想到,如今,竟然在汤昊的身上再一次看到了类似的气魄。 Even she, cannot help but produced a flurry. 即便是她,都不由得产生了一丝慌乱。 What do you...... you want to say?” “你……你想说什么?” The change of state of mind, lets the Consort Yu instinct drew back backward several steps, but Tang Hao takes forward, the sharp vision is staring at her eyes stubbornly, the sinking sound said: What I want to say that old......” 心境的变化,让虞姬本能的向后退了几步,而汤昊则向前迈出,锐利的目光死死盯着她的双眼,沉声道:“我想说的是,老……” Old?” “老?” Old......” “老……” So-called in one vigorous effort, again however fades, three use up, a Tang Hao character has not said that the imposing manner withers, wants to shout that again taking advantage of that impulsion is the difficult, intense ashamed heart lets his stutter, whole piece face red. 所谓一鼓作气,再而衰,三而竭,汤昊一个字没说出来,气势一萎,再想借着那股冲动喊出来就更是难上加难,强烈的羞耻心让他结结巴巴的,就连整张脸都红了起来。 Finally- 最后- He puts out half watermelon, old...... big sister, do you want to eat the melon?” 他拿出半个西瓜,“老……老姐,你要吃瓜吗?” Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈哈哈!” Greatly stupid pale, your waste!” “大笨淡,你这个废物啊!” Laughed at me!” “笑死我了!” You lost!” “你输了!” Tang Hao such remarks, everyone in chatroom pounded on the table to laugh wildly, filled the merry air. 汤昊此话一出,聊天室里的所有人都拍桌子狂笑了起来,充满了快活的空气。 But opposite Consort Yu is a face compels ignorant. 而对面的虞姬则是一脸懵逼。 What ghost? 什么鬼?
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