2DRE :: Volume #2 LV1,走上正轨的聊天室

#164: 1 poisonous milk Tang Ritian


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? Tang Hao before cell phone, saw when Sakata Gintoki duty was speechless. ?就连手机前的汤昊,看到坂田银时的任务时都无语了。 It is well known, Sakata Gintoki is the man who and money misses completely, even if has such 1-2 opportunities to obtain the precious property occasionally, will lose for various reasons, that all things room that he opens, the house rent is even owing, moreover owes is several months. 众所周知,坂田银时就是个和金钱完全无缘的男人,哪怕偶尔有那么1-2机会得到宝贵的财物,也会因为各种各样的原因而失去,以至于,他开的那间万事屋,连房租都是欠着的,而且一欠就是好几个月。 Has not worked, does not steal the storage battery car, naturally can only maintain the livelihood reluctantly. 没工作,也不去偷电瓶车,当然只能勉强维持生活了。 Tang Hao even suspected, Sakata Gintoki joins the chatroom late , because on him simply cannot install the chatroom passes the rapid tool, till picking a cell phone...... Kagura said that this time is his life only big opportunity, perhaps has not really spoken incorrectly! 汤昊甚至怀疑,坂田银时之所以那么迟才加入聊天室,就是因为他身上根本没有可以安装聊天室的通迅工具,直到捡到一部手机为止……神乐说这是他一生唯一一次的大机遇,或许还真没说错! If Sakata Gintoki has not picked this cell phone, waits one month of deadline that invited to contain to finish, did he miss the chatroom? 如果坂田银时没有捡到这部手机,等邀请涵的一个月期限结束,他是不是就无缘聊天室了? The supposition that this was unable to confirm, Tang Hao does not know the result, but he is very clear, making Sakata Gintoki gain enough 30 million, the ratio ascends to heaven simply also difficultly! 这个已经无法去证实的假设,汤昊不知道结果,但他很清楚,让坂田银时去赚够三千万,简直比登天还难! This absolutely is the chatroom in history, the most difficult duty of issue. 这绝对是聊天室有史以来,发布的最艰难的一个任务。 Was finished, was really finished dull......” Sakata Gintoki looks at the cell phone, felt oneself is a dead fish. “完蛋了,这下真的完蛋……”坂田银时呆呆的看着手机,感觉自己已经是一条死鱼。 What's wrong, flatter silver?” But a Kagura also face of crime scholartree calamity naive is asking. “怎么了啊,阿银?”而罪槐祸手的神乐还一脸天真的问着。 You also feel all right to ask the idiot!” Sakata Gintoki gets down the duty screenshot immediately, then attains the Kagura front, look, I sold this short remaining life gained am less than 30 million!” “你还好意思问啊蠢货!”坂田银时立刻将任务截图下来,然后拿到神乐的面前,“自己看去,我把这条老命卖了都赚不到三千万啊!” Three...... 30 million?” “三……三千万?” Saw the mission-critical information, Kagura also dumbfounded, Shimura Shinpachi collected the head to look, was the whole person petrifies. 一看到任务信息,神乐也呆住了,志村新八凑过脑袋一看,更是整个人都石化了。 Gust has blown from three people of sides, the world as if lost the color. 一阵风从三人身边吹过,世界似乎失去了颜色。 Sugar share youngster: Can you help, 30 million, radically are impossible! 糖份少年:你们能不能帮忙啊,三千万,根本就是不可能的啊! Desperate Sakata Gintoki can only rescue in the chatroom. 绝望的坂田银时只能在聊天室里救助。 This......” “这个嘛……” The people do not know how suddenly should say. 众人一时间都不知道该怎么说了。 If only money, that at all is not the issue, let alone there is a Kaguya such local tyrant, Tang Hao can take. 如果只是钱的话,那根本不是问题,别说有辉夜这样的土豪,就连汤昊都拿得出来。 He banned the world to make enough 800 million money in the demon, moreover he has tried, the Renminbi of two world can use in common, although this time came back own world, considering that huge entered the impact that the currency might have randomly, only brought 1 million, but his shuttle value was full, can return to the demon to ban the world momentarily to draw cash. 他在魔禁世界可是赚了足足八亿人民币,而且他已经试过,两个世界的人民币都是可以通用的,虽然这次回来自己的世界,考虑到庞大的乱入货币有可能造成的冲击,只带了一百万,可他的穿梭值是满的啊,随时都可以回到魔禁世界去拿钱。 But 30 million in Sakata Gintoki duty are the Japanese Yen, converts the Renminbi even less than 2 million, he can solve casually, with 2 million trades a All Might such strength, simply over value. 坂田银时任务中的三千万是日元,换算成人民币甚至不到两百万,他随随便便就能够解决,用两百万换欧尔麦特这样一个战力,简直超值啊。 However, now had indicated clearly that the external assistance is invalid, this is not the issue of money. 然而,现在已经明示外部援助是无效的,这根本就不是钱的问题。 This I possibly could not help you, when Kaguya, good and evil silver was also your invitation contains to draw, you tried to find the solution.” Tang Hao flexure scratched the head, gave up the ponder. “这个我可能帮不了你,辉夜,好歹银时也是你的邀请涵拉进来的,你来想办法吧。”汤昊挠了挠头,放弃了思考。 This......” Kaguya is a parade is also big, good long time saying that what first we need to pay attention, limit of duty to external assistance big, is the pure money limit, is the physical limit, and aid of information isn't whether good?” “这个吧……”辉夜也是一阵头大,好半晌才说道,“首先我们需要注意的是,任务对外部援助的限制到底有多大,是单纯的金钱限制,还是物质限制,以及是否连信息的援助都不行?” Naturally, by currently speaking, the economic aid definitely is incorrect, then about material aid, if this aspect is feasible, I can find the way to make an office to you, at least can make your heroic enterprises begin, again is information, I can also invade the network of that world through the chatroom, which finding out is the duty that can make money.” “当然,以目前来看,金钱援助肯定是不行的,然后关于物质援助,如果这方面可行的话,我可以想办法给你们弄一间事务所,至少能让你们的英雄事业起个头,再是信息方面,我也可以通过聊天室入侵那个世界的网络,查出哪些是能赚钱的任务。” But I do not know that does this to violate the rule, for example the material aid does not permit, but after I you prepare the office, directly be determined to contrary, in turn causes the duty to be defeated, that troubled.” “但是我不知道这样做会不会违反规则,比如物质援助是不允许的,而我给你们准备好事务所后,直接被判定为违规,进而导致任务失败,那就麻烦了。” This aspect does not need to be worried.” Yakumo Yukari said suddenly, chatroom because of not violating regulations to determine the duty failure, only some contrary compulsory commutations, in other words, if exterior does not allow to provide the office, then this office certainly cannot construct, has law of causality compulsory.” “这方面不用担心。”八云紫忽然说道,“聊天室不会因为违规而判定任务失败,只会将违规的部分强制解除,也就是说,如果不允许外部提供事务所,那么这间事务所就一定建不起来,有着因果律般的强制性。” „...... Such words need to attempt so that's how it is unceasingly.” “原来如此……这样的话就需要不断尝试了。” Tang Hao proposed, „, let the silver simply joined your discussion group, like this operated also more convenient...... the words saying that when silver in present duty, but can also join the discussion group?” 汤昊提议道,“那么,干脆就让银时加入你的讨论组吧,这样操作起来也更加方便……话说,银时现在任务中,还能加入讨论组吗?” Kaguya: Does not know, first tries.” 辉夜:“不知道,先试一下吧。” Sakata Gintoki one hear, matter as if also has the favorable turn, applied for joining of free discussion group to Kaguya hastily. 坂田银时一听,事情似乎还有转机,连忙向辉夜申请了自由讨论组的加入。 Free discussion group that sugar share youngster joins princess 【糖份少年加入公主殿下的自由讨论组】 Fortunately, joining of free discussion group does not have the issue. 还好,自由讨论组的加入没有问题。 As the matter stands, the people also dispersed gradually, in any case likely the world of young heroic existence science and technology, Kaguya is member in the chatroom, if the Kaguya unsolvable issue, others were more useless, including Yakumo Yukari. 这样一来,众人也就渐渐散了,反正像小英雄这种存在着科技的世界,辉夜就是聊天室里的一把手,如果连辉夜都不能解决的问题,其他人就更没用了,包括八云紫 Walks.” “走了走了。” A moment later, Tang Hao switched off the video, is greeting Asuna and Kirito, goes home. 片刻之后,汤昊关掉了视频,招呼着亚丝娜桐人,打道回府。 Returns to the room time, is around 7 : 00 pm, three people take a bath in turn, waits to assign the bed the time met troublesome......, because in Tang Hao this room only has a bed. 回到屋子里的时候,已经是晚上 7 点多了,三人依次洗了个澡,等分配床铺的时候遇到了点麻烦……因为汤昊这屋里只有一张床。 According to the conception of Tang Hao, on he and Asuna bed, Kirito rests the sofa, this is most perfect, but this distribution method can only realize in the dream. Then he and Kirito rests a bed, Asuna rests the sofa, is reluctantly feasible, but always has in GAY the feeling of GAY air/Qi. 按照汤昊的构想,他和亚丝娜睡床上,桐人睡沙发,这是最完美的,但这种分配方法只能在梦中实现。然后他和桐人睡一张床,亚丝娜睡沙发,勉强也算可行,但总有种GAY里GAY气的感觉。 Last a distribution method, does he rest the sofa, Asuna and on the Kirito bed...... emmmm??? 最后一种分配方法,他睡沙发,亚丝娜桐人睡床上……emmmm??? This special was also too suffering! 这特么也太委屈自己了! Considers as finished, how oneself want to rest how rests.” Finally, Tang Hao being disinclined managed simply, the big hand wielded, free display. “算了算了,自己想怎么睡就怎么睡吧。”最后,汤昊索性懒得管了,大手一挥,自由发挥。 Asuna is but actually impolite, lies down toward the bed on directly, says with a smile: On my bed, won't you have the opinion?” 亚丝娜倒也不客气,直接往床上一躺,笑道:“那我就睡床上了,你们不会有意见吧?” Kirito will certainly not have the opinion, Tang Hao does not have the means to have the opinion, said: That Kirito rests the sofa, I am on the floor.” 桐人当然不会有意见,汤昊也没办法有意见,道:“那桐人睡沙发,我打地铺。” Actually thinks carefully, Tang Hao thought this operation does not owe, Asuna rests now on own bed, when the time comes will leave behind her body fragrance on the bed, then waits to rest, as if...... wait/etc.! This skirt silk psychology what's the matter? 其实仔细想想,汤昊觉得这个操作不亏啊,亚丝娜现在睡在自己的床上,到时候就会在床上留下她的体香,然后再等自己睡上去,似乎……等等!这种屌丝心理是怎么回事啊? But oneself Tang Ritian, should say to Asuna at this time, I resulted in not in the sickness on the bed resting can die, therefore both of us rest together......, oneself were too pure, this words saying. 自己可是汤日天,这种时候就应该对亚丝娜说,我得了不在床上睡就会死的病,所以我们两个人一起睡吧……唉,自己还是太纯洁了,这种话说不出口啊。 Sleeps! 罢了罢了,睡觉! A night does not have the words. 一夜无话。 Next morning, three people conserve strength, each one appears energetic, while eating the neutral gear of breakfast, Tang Hao opens the chatroom to look, Kato Megumi and snow are that side duty work well, two people were trained one by Miyamori Aoi, the body as if also has the makings of several society livestock. That side Yatogami and Hiyori are also nothing more to be said that has Yakumo Yukari to assume personal command, was basic the too major problem. 第二天一早,三人养精蓄锐完毕,个个都显得精神十足,趁着吃早餐的空档,汤昊打开聊天室一看,加藤惠和雪乃那边的任务进行得很顺利,两人被宫森葵调教了一阵,身上似乎也带着几丝社畜的气质。夜斗神和一歧日和那边也是没什么好说的,有八云紫坐镇,基本出不了太大的问题。 ...... Kaguya has helped them do well the heroic office as for Sakata Gintoki, but three people do not have the heroic duty to hold, words that starts doing business directly, policeman can definitely ask them to trouble, this aspect still needed Kaguya to try to find the solution. 至于坂田银时……辉夜已经帮他们弄好了英雄事务所,但三人都没有英雄职执,直接开业的话,警察叔叔肯定会来找他们麻烦,这方面仍然需要辉夜想办法。 Actually Kagura, under the proposition of Sakata Gintoki and Shimura Shinpachi, was sent to register for hero brave High school by Kaguya. 倒是神乐,在坂田银时志村新八的提议下,被辉夜送去报考雄英高中了。 These two views are, they take after all is the false photo, must have a true hero, although 14-year-old Kagura has not arrived at the age of high school, but changes the age slightly, is nothing issue. 这两人的说法是,他们拿的毕竟是假照,必须有一个真正的英雄,14岁的神乐虽然还没到上高中的年纪,但稍微改一下年龄,也是没什么问题的。 However looks like in Tang Hao, they very possible are shut out the Kagura appetite is too big, therefore delivers intentionally her, so as to avoid she ate the heroic office directly poorly. 不过在汤昊看来,他们很可能是嫌弃神乐胃口太大,所以故意把她送出去,免得她把英雄事务所直接吃穷了。 Matter Tang Hao in this aspect does not have the time to pay attention, was disinclined to go into seriously. 这方面的事情汤昊已经没有时间去关注,也就懒得深究了。 After finishing eating the breakfast, Tang Hao two people hauled in the team Kirito Asuna, if did not form a team, did not have the manager to be authorized, Kirito and Asuna these two ordinary group did not have the qualifications to go to the random world. 吃完早餐后,汤昊就把桐人亚丝娜两人拉进了队伍,如果不组队的话,又没有管理员授权,桐人亚丝娜这两个普通群员是没有资格前往随机世界的。 Like Sakata Gintoki does not know that what kind of mechanism triggered, can go to the random world, only happens by happy circumstance eventually, even does not know mechanism Yakumo Yukari. 坂田银时那样不知道触发了怎样的机制,得以前往随机世界,终究可遇不可求,甚至连八云紫都不知道这其中的机制。 Then, this is the first time that Kirito Asuna went to the unknown world to take risk, two people expression many are somewhat anxious, the hand is also the instinct according to hilt. 说起来,这还是桐人亚丝娜第一次前往未知世界去冒险,两人的表情多少有些紧张,手也是本能的按在了刀柄上。 Puts with ease.” Tang Hao smiles, this matter I am experienced, even the random world, we are impossible to go in encounter the danger, does not need too anxiously.” “放轻松一点。”汤昊笑了笑,“这种事情我有经验,就算是随机世界,我们也不可能一进去就遇到危险,没必要太紧张。” This......” two people hear this saying, relaxes, then looks at each other one, smiled awkwardly. “这样啊……”两人听到这话,不由松了口气,然后对视一眼,尴尬的笑了出来。 That .” “那么,出发吧。” Afterward, Tang Hao line start crossing over. 随后,汤昊直接启动了穿越。 In an instant, the ray flashes, three people vanished in same place. 刹那间,光芒一闪,三人就消失在了原地。 ...... …… Opens the eye time, three people discovered oneself are placing jungle, the environment is dark, the quarry stone stands in great numbers, the lawn of shallot is somewhat disorderly, as if had just been stepped on, but the growth has the excessively bright color in jungle both sides flower, transmits the fragrance of seeping person faintly, making one unable to bear wants to be infatuated, forever forever...... 睁开眼睛的时候,三人发现自己正身处一片密林,周围环境幽暗,乱石林立,青葱的草地有些凌乱,似乎刚刚被人踩过,而生长在密林两旁的花则带着过份鲜艳的颜色,隐隐传来沁人的芳香,让人忍不住的想要陶醉下去,永远永远…… „!” “啊!” In three people immerse in this piece fragrant, the distant place, transmits a pitiful yell suddenly, later the sound then stops. 就在三人沉醉于这片芳香中时,远处,突然传来一声惨叫,随后声音便嘎然而止。 Association president......” Kirito recovers immediately, swallowed a saliva, the right hand first gripped the sword hilt. “会长……”桐人立刻回过神来,不由吞了口唾沫,右手第一时间握住了剑柄。 Why does not know, he felt that this jungle are dangerous, behind the tree's shadow that particularly distant place these cannot see clearly always thought that what thing has to hide there talks in whispers, and is gazing at them . Moreover, that person who before sent out the pitiful yell, definitely was meets troublesome? Even possibly has died...... 不知为什么,他感觉这片密林非常危险,尤其是远处那些看不清的树影背后总觉得有什么东西藏在那里窃窃私语,并注视着他们,而且,之前发出惨叫的那个人,肯定是遇上麻烦了吧?甚至可能已经死了…… Do not be worried, these are the normal operations.” Tang Hao also thought that this place is somewhat strange, but has the beforehand that words after all, he cannot from hitting the face, so long as is careful a point to be good. “不要担心,这些都是正常操作。”汤昊也觉得这地方有些古怪,但毕竟有之前那番话,他总不能自打脸吧,只要接下来小心一点就好。 Meow “喵” When Tang Hao is so thinking, in the shadow transmits a cat to call suddenly, then the innumerable say/way quiet green luminous spots drilled after the tree's shadow. 就在汤昊这般想着的时候,暗影中忽然传来一声猫叫,然后无数道幽绿色的光点从树影后钻了出来。 That is the eye. 那是眼睛。 The eye of cat! 猫的眼睛! Kirito and Asuna immediately the complexion changes, looks toward Tang Hao, seemed saying: You did not say before will not encounter the danger? Now, we had been surrounded! 桐人亚丝娜顿时脸色一变,纷纷向着汤昊看去,似乎在说:你之前不是说不会遇到危险的吗?现在呢,我们已经被包围了啊! Yes, is almost the flash, three people were blamed the cat to encircle by dozens. 是的,几乎是一瞬间,三人就被数十只怪猫围了起来。 Half person of high big cat! 半人高的大猫!
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