? Tang Hao before cell phone, saw when Sakata Gintokidutywas speechless.
?就连手机前的汤昊,看到坂田银时的任务时都无语了。It is well known, Sakata Gintokiis the man who andmoneymissescompletely, even ifhassuch1-2opportunitiesto obtain the preciouspropertyoccasionally, will losefor various reasons, thatall thingsroom that heopens, the house rentis even owing, moreoverowesisseveralmonths.
众所周知,坂田银时就是个和金钱完全无缘的男人,哪怕偶尔有那么1-2机会得到宝贵的财物,也会因为各种各样的原因而失去,以至于,他开的那间万事屋,连房租都是欠着的,而且一欠就是好几个月。Has not worked, does not steal the storage battery car, naturally can only maintain the livelihoodreluctantly.
没工作,也不去偷电瓶车,当然只能勉强维持生活了。Tang Haoevensuspected,Sakata Gintokijoins the chatroomlate , because onhimsimplycannotinstall the chatroompasses the rapidtool, tillpicking a cell phone...... Kagurasaid that thistimeishislifeonlybigopportunity, perhapshas not really spoken incorrectly!汤昊甚至怀疑,坂田银时之所以那么迟才加入聊天室,就是因为他身上根本没有可以安装聊天室的通迅工具,直到捡到一部手机为止……神乐说这是他一生唯一一次的大机遇,或许还真没说错!IfSakata Gintokihas not pickedthiscell phone, waitsonemonth of deadline that invitedto containto finish, did hemiss the chatroom?
如果坂田银时没有捡到这部手机,等邀请涵的一个月期限结束,他是不是就无缘聊天室了?
The supposition that this was unable to confirm, Tang Haodoes not know the result, butheis very clear, makingSakata Gintokigainenough30 million, the ratioascends to heavensimplyalsodifficultly!
这个已经无法去证实的假设,汤昊不知道结果,但他很清楚,让坂田银时去赚够三千万,简直比登天还难!Thisabsolutelyis the chatroomin history, the most difficultduty of issue.
这绝对是聊天室有史以来,发布的最艰难的一个任务。„Was finished, was really finisheddull......”Sakata Gintokilooks at the cell phone, feltoneself is a deadfish.
“完蛋了,这下真的完蛋……”坂田银时呆呆的看着手机,感觉自己已经是一条死鱼。„What's wrong, flattersilver?”But a Kaguraalsoface of crimescholartreecalamitynaiveis asking.
“怎么了啊,阿银?”而罪槐祸手的神乐还一脸天真的问着。„Youalsofeel all rightto ask the idiot!”Sakata Gintokigets down the dutyscreenshotimmediately, thenattains the Kagurafront, „look,Isoldthisshort remaining lifegainedam less than30 million!”
“你还好意思问啊蠢货!”坂田银时立刻将任务截图下来,然后拿到神乐的面前,“自己看去,我把这条老命卖了都赚不到三千万啊!”„Three...... 30 million?”
“三……三千万?”Saw the mission-critical information, Kaguraalsodumbfounded, Shimura Shinpachicollected the headto look,was the whole personpetrifies.
一看到任务信息,神乐也呆住了,志村新八凑过脑袋一看,更是整个人都石化了。Gusthas blownfromthreepeople of sides, the worldas iflost the color.
一阵风从三人身边吹过,世界似乎失去了颜色。Sugarshareyoungster: Can youhelp, 30 million, radicallyareimpossible!
糖份少年:你们能不能帮忙啊,三千万,根本就是不可能的啊!DesperateSakata Gintoki can only rescuein the chatroom.
绝望的坂田银时只能在聊天室里救助。„This......”
“这个嘛……”
The peopledo not knowhowsuddenlyshouldsay.
众人一时间都不知道该怎么说了。
If onlymoney, thatat all is not the issue, let alonethere is a Kaguyasuchlocal tyrant, Tang Haocan take.
如果只是钱的话,那根本不是问题,别说有辉夜这样的土豪,就连汤昊都拿得出来。Hebanned the worldto makeenough800 millionmoneyin the demon, moreoverhehas tried, the Renminbi of twoworldcanuse in common, althoughthistimecame backownworld, considering thathugeentered the impact that the currencymighthaverandomly, onlybrought1 million, buthisshuttlevaluewasfull, canreturn to the demonto ban the worldmomentarilyto draw cash.
他在魔禁世界可是赚了足足八亿人民币,而且他已经试过,两个世界的人民币都是可以通用的,虽然这次回来自己的世界,考虑到庞大的乱入货币有可能造成的冲击,只带了一百万,可他的穿梭值是满的啊,随时都可以回到魔禁世界去拿钱。But30 million in Sakata Gintokidutyare the Japanese Yen, converts the Renminbievenless than2 million, hecansolvecasually, with2 milliontrades a All Mightsuchstrength, simplyover value.
而坂田银时任务中的三千万是日元,换算成人民币甚至不到两百万,他随随便便就能够解决,用两百万换欧尔麦特这样一个战力,简直超值啊。However, nowhad indicated clearly that the external assistanceis invalid, thisis not the issue of money.
然而,现在已经明示外部援助是无效的,这根本就不是钱的问题。„ThisIpossiblycould not helpyou, when Kaguya, good and evilsilver was also yourinvitationcontainsto draw, youtried to find the solution.”Tang Haoflexurescratched the head, gave up the ponder.
“这个我可能帮不了你,辉夜,好歹银时也是你的邀请涵拉进来的,你来想办法吧。”汤昊挠了挠头,放弃了思考。„This......”Kaguyais a paradeis also big, goodlong time saying that „whatfirstweneedto pay attention, limit of dutytoexternal assistancebig, is the puremoneylimit, is the physical limit, and aid of informationisn't whether good?”
“这个吧……”辉夜也是一阵头大,好半晌才说道,“首先我们需要注意的是,任务对外部援助的限制到底有多大,是单纯的金钱限制,还是物质限制,以及是否连信息的援助都不行?”„Naturally, bycurrently speaking, the economic aiddefinitelyisincorrect, thenaboutmaterialaid, ifthisaspectis feasible, Icanfind the wayto make an officetoyou, at leastcanmakeyourheroicenterprisesbegin, againisinformation, I can also invade the network of thatworldthrough the chatroom, whichfinding outis the duty that canmake money.”
“当然,以目前来看,金钱援助肯定是不行的,然后关于物质援助,如果这方面可行的话,我可以想办法给你们弄一间事务所,至少能让你们的英雄事业起个头,再是信息方面,我也可以通过聊天室入侵那个世界的网络,查出哪些是能赚钱的任务。”„ButIdo not know that does this to violate the rule, for example the materialaiddoes not permit, but after Iyouprepare the office, directlybe determinedtocontrary, in turncauses the dutyto be defeated, thattroubled.”
“但是我不知道这样做会不会违反规则,比如物质援助是不允许的,而我给你们准备好事务所后,直接被判定为违规,进而导致任务失败,那就麻烦了。”„Thisaspectdoes not needto be worried.”Yakumo Yukarisaidsuddenly,„chatroombecause ofnot violating regulationsto determine the dutyfailure, onlysomecontrarycompulsory commutations, in other words, if exterior does not allowto provide the office, thenthisofficecertainlycannot construct, haslaw of causalitycompulsory.”
“这方面不用担心。”八云紫忽然说道,“聊天室不会因为违规而判定任务失败,只会将违规的部分强制解除,也就是说,如果不允许外部提供事务所,那么这间事务所就一定建不起来,有着因果律般的强制性。”„...... Suchwordsneedto attemptso that's how it isunceasingly.”
“原来如此……这样的话就需要不断尝试了。”Tang Haoproposed, „, let the silversimplyjoinedyourdiscussiongroup, like thisoperatedalso more convenient...... the words saying that when silverinpresentduty, but can also join the discussiongroup?”汤昊提议道,“那么,干脆就让银时加入你的讨论组吧,这样操作起来也更加方便……话说,银时现在任务中,还能加入讨论组吗?”Kaguya: „Does not know,firsttries.”辉夜:“不知道,先试一下吧。”Sakata Gintokionehear, matteras ifalsohas the favorable turn, applied forjoining of free discussiongrouptoKaguyahastily.坂田银时一听,事情似乎还有转机,连忙向辉夜申请了自由讨论组的加入。【Free discussiongroup that sugarshareyoungsterjoinsprincess】
【糖份少年加入公主殿下的自由讨论组】Fortunately, joining of free discussiongroupdoes not have the issue.
还好,自由讨论组的加入没有问题。As the matter stands, the peoplealsodispersedgradually, in any caselikely the world of youngheroicexistencescience and technology, Kaguyaismember in the chatroom, if the Kaguyaunsolvableissue, others were more useless, includingYakumo Yukari.
这样一来,众人也就渐渐散了,反正像小英雄这种存在着科技的世界,辉夜就是聊天室里的一把手,如果连辉夜都不能解决的问题,其他人就更没用了,包括八云紫。„Walks.”
“走了走了。”A moment later, Tang Haoswitched off the video, is greetingAsunaandKirito, goes home.
片刻之后,汤昊关掉了视频,招呼着亚丝娜和桐人,打道回府。Returns to the roomtime, isaround 7 : 00 pm, threepeopletake a bathin turn, waits to assign the bed the timemettroublesome......, becauseinTang Haothisroomonly has a bed.
回到屋子里的时候,已经是晚上 7 点多了,三人依次洗了个澡,等分配床铺的时候遇到了点麻烦……因为汤昊这屋里只有一张床。According to the conception of Tang Hao, onheandAsunabed, Kiritorests the sofa, thisismost perfect, butthisdistribution method can only realizein the dream. ThenheandKiritorests a bed, Asunarests the sofa, is reluctantly feasible, butalwayshasinGAY the feeling of GAYair/Qi.
按照汤昊的构想,他和亚丝娜睡床上,桐人睡沙发,这是最完美的,但这种分配方法只能在梦中实现。然后他和桐人睡一张床,亚丝娜睡沙发,勉强也算可行,但总有种GAY里GAY气的感觉。Last a distribution method, does herest the sofa, Asunaandon the Kiritobed...... emmmm???
最后一种分配方法,他睡沙发,亚丝娜和桐人睡床上……emmmm???Thisspecial was also too suffering!
这特么也太委屈自己了!„Considers as finished, howoneselfwantto resthowrests.”Finally, Tang Haobeing disinclinedmanagedsimply, the big handwielded, freedisplay.
“算了算了,自己想怎么睡就怎么睡吧。”最后,汤昊索性懒得管了,大手一挥,自由发挥。Asunais but actually impolite, lies downtoward the bedondirectly, says with a smile: „Onmybed, won't youhave the opinion?”亚丝娜倒也不客气,直接往床上一躺,笑道:“那我就睡床上了,你们不会有意见吧?”Kiritowill certainly not have the opinion, Tang Haodoes not have the meansto have the opinion, said: „ThatKiritorests the sofa, Iam on the floor.”桐人当然不会有意见,汤昊也没办法有意见,道:“那桐人睡沙发,我打地铺。”Actuallythinkscarefully,Tang Haothoughtthisoperationdoes not owe, Asunarestsnowonownbed, when the time comeswill leave behindherbodyfragranceon the bed, thenwaits to rest, as if...... wait/etc.! Thisskirtsilkpsychologywhat's the matter?
其实仔细想想,汤昊觉得这个操作不亏啊,亚丝娜现在睡在自己的床上,到时候就会在床上留下她的体香,然后再等自己睡上去,似乎……等等!这种屌丝心理是怎么回事啊?ButoneselfTang Ritian, shouldsaytoAsunaat this time,Iresulted innotin the sickness on the bedrestingcandie, thereforeboth of usresttogether......, oneselfweretoopure, this words saying.
自己可是汤日天,这种时候就应该对亚丝娜说,我得了不在床上睡就会死的病,所以我们两个人一起睡吧……唉,自己还是太纯洁了,这种话说不出口啊。Sleeps!
罢了罢了,睡觉!
A nightdoes not have the words.
一夜无话。Next morning, threepeopleconserve strength, each oneappearsenergetic, whileeating the neutral gear of breakfast, Tang Haoopens the chatroomto look,Kato Megumi and snowarethat sidedutywork well, two peoplewere trainedonebyMiyamori Aoi, the bodyas ifalsohas the makings of severalsocietylivestock. That sideYatogamiandHiyori are also nothing more to be said that hasYakumo Yukarito assume personal command, was basic the toomajorproblem.
第二天一早,三人养精蓄锐完毕,个个都显得精神十足,趁着吃早餐的空档,汤昊打开聊天室一看,加藤惠和雪乃那边的任务进行得很顺利,两人被宫森葵调教了一阵,身上似乎也带着几丝社畜的气质。夜斗神和一歧日和那边也是没什么好说的,有八云紫坐镇,基本出不了太大的问题。
...... Kaguyahas helpedthemdo well the heroicofficeas forSakata Gintoki, butthreepeopledo not have the heroicdutyto hold, words that starts doing businessdirectly, policeman can definitely askthemto trouble, thisaspectstillneededKaguyato try to find the solution.
至于坂田银时……辉夜已经帮他们弄好了英雄事务所,但三人都没有英雄职执,直接开业的话,警察叔叔肯定会来找他们麻烦,这方面仍然需要辉夜想办法。ActuallyKagura, under the proposition of Sakata GintokiandShimura Shinpachi, was sent to register forherobraveHigh schoolbyKaguya.
倒是神乐,在坂田银时和志村新八的提议下,被辉夜送去报考雄英高中了。These twoviewsare, theytakeafter all is the falsephoto, musthave a truehero, although14-year-oldKagurahas not arrived at the age of high school, butchanges the ageslightly, isnothingissue.
这两人的说法是,他们拿的毕竟是假照,必须有一个真正的英雄,14岁的神乐虽然还没到上高中的年纪,但稍微改一下年龄,也是没什么问题的。Howeverlooks likeinTang Hao, theyverypossibleareshut out the Kaguraappetite is too big, thereforedeliversintentionallyher, so as to avoidsheate the heroicofficedirectlypoorly.
不过在汤昊看来,他们很可能是嫌弃神乐胃口太大,所以故意把她送出去,免得她把英雄事务所直接吃穷了。MatterTang Hao in thisaspectdoes not have the timeto pay attention, was disinclinedto go into seriously.
这方面的事情汤昊已经没有时间去关注,也就懒得深究了。
After finishing eating the breakfast, Tang Haotwo peoplehauled in the teamKiritoAsuna, ifdid not form a team, did not have the managerto be authorized, KiritoandAsunathesetwoordinarygroupdid not have the qualificationsto go to the randomworld.
吃完早餐后,汤昊就把桐人亚丝娜两人拉进了队伍,如果不组队的话,又没有管理员授权,桐人和亚丝娜这两个普通群员是没有资格前往随机世界的。LikeSakata Gintokidoes not know that what kind ofmechanismtriggered, cango to the randomworld, only happens by happy circumstanceeventually, evendoes not knowmechanismYakumo Yukari.
像坂田银时那样不知道触发了怎样的机制,得以前往随机世界,终究可遇不可求,甚至连八云紫都不知道这其中的机制。Then, this is the first time that KiritoAsunawent to the unknown worldto take risk, two peopleexpression many are somewhat anxious, the hand is also the instinctaccording to hilt.
说起来,这还是桐人亚丝娜第一次前往未知世界去冒险,两人的表情多少有些紧张,手也是本能的按在了刀柄上。„Putswith ease.”Tang Haosmiles, „thismatterIam experienced, even the randomworld, weare impossibleto go inencounter the danger, does not needtooanxiously.”
“放轻松一点。”汤昊笑了笑,“这种事情我有经验,就算是随机世界,我们也不可能一进去就遇到危险,没必要太紧张。”„This......”two peoplehearthissaying, relaxes, thenlooks at each otherone, smiledawkwardly.
“这样啊……”两人听到这话,不由松了口气,然后对视一眼,尴尬的笑了出来。„That.”
“那么,出发吧。”Afterward, Tang Haoline startcrossing over.
随后,汤昊直接启动了穿越。In an instant, the rayflashes, threepeoplevanished in same place.
刹那间,光芒一闪,三人就消失在了原地。
......
……Opens the eyetime, threepeoplediscoveredoneselfare placingjungle, the environmentis dark, the quarry stonestands in great numbers, the lawn of shallotis somewhat disorderly, as ifhad just been stepped on, but the growthhas the excessivelybrightcolorinjungleboth sidesflower, transmits the fragrance of seepingpersonfaintly, making one unable to bearwantsto be infatuated, foreverforever......
睁开眼睛的时候,三人发现自己正身处一片密林,周围环境幽暗,乱石林立,青葱的草地有些凌乱,似乎刚刚被人踩过,而生长在密林两旁的花则带着过份鲜艳的颜色,隐隐传来沁人的芳香,让人忍不住的想要陶醉下去,永远永远……„!”
“啊!”
In threepeopleimmerseinthispiecefragrant, the distant place, transmits a pitiful yellsuddenly, later the soundthenstops.
就在三人沉醉于这片芳香中时,远处,突然传来一声惨叫,随后声音便嘎然而止。„Association president......”Kiritorecoversimmediately, swallowed a saliva, the right handfirstgripped the sword hilt.
“会长……”桐人立刻回过神来,不由吞了口唾沫,右手第一时间握住了剑柄。Whydoes not know, hefelt that thisjungleare dangerous, behind the tree's shadow that particularlydistant placethesecannot see clearlyalwaysthought that whatthinghasto hide there talks in whispers, andis gazing atthem . Moreover, thatperson who beforesent out the pitiful yell, definitelywasmeetstroublesome? Evenpossiblyhas died......
不知为什么,他感觉这片密林非常危险,尤其是远处那些看不清的树影背后总觉得有什么东西藏在那里窃窃私语,并注视着他们,而且,之前发出惨叫的那个人,肯定是遇上麻烦了吧?甚至可能已经死了……„Do not be worried,theseare the normal operations.”Tang Haoalsothought that thisplaceis somewhat strange, buthas the beforehandthatwordsafter all, hecannotfromhitting the face, so long as is careful a pointto be good.
“不要担心,这些都是正常操作。”汤昊也觉得这地方有些古怪,但毕竟有之前那番话,他总不能自打脸吧,只要接下来小心一点就好。„Meow”
“喵”WhenTang Hao is so thinking, in the shadowtransmits a catto callsuddenly, then the innumerablesay/wayquietgreenluminous spotsdrilledafter the tree's shadow.
就在汤昊这般想着的时候,暗影中忽然传来一声猫叫,然后无数道幽绿色的光点从树影后钻了出来。Thatis the eye.
那是眼睛。
The eye of cat!
猫的眼睛!KiritoandAsunaimmediately the complexionchanges, lookstowardTang Hao, seemed saying: Youdid not saybeforewill not encounter the danger? Now, wehad been surrounded!桐人和亚丝娜顿时脸色一变,纷纷向着汤昊看去,似乎在说:你之前不是说不会遇到危险的吗?现在呢,我们已经被包围了啊!Yes, is almost the flash, threepeoplewere blamed the catto encirclebydozens.
是的,几乎是一瞬间,三人就被数十只怪猫围了起来。Halfperson of highbigcat!
半人高的大猫!
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