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#283: Shinomiya Family evening banquet


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Talks over the telephone after Yukino Yukinoshita. 雪之下雪乃通完话后。 Kitahara Kaede has not said a word for a very long time, because he discovered sorrowfully, Kaguya Shinomiya invited Culinary Research Society all people, has not invited him to attend today's evening banquet only. 北原枫久久没有言语,因为他悲哀的发现,四宫辉夜邀请了料理研究会所有的人,唯独没有邀请他去参加今天的晚宴。 Although said that is the women's evening banquet, did not invite male participation. 虽然说是女子晚宴,不邀请男的参加。 However Kitahara Kaede felt, perhaps this sends his excuse? 但是北原枫觉得,这说不定只是打发他的借口呢? In any case Culinary Research Society on his male. 反正料理研究会就他一个男的。 No matter how said good. 不管怎么说都行。 Really with the Kaguya Shinomiya friendship, without imagination is so deep, from now on must try harder to grasp the thigh of Kaguya Shinomiya. 果然跟四宫辉夜的友情,没有想象中的那么深,今后得加把劲抱住四宫辉夜的大腿。 After Kitahara-kun does decided that no longer ponders this matter. 北原君做下决定后,就不再思考这件事。 Had no way to participate in any case, was rarely pure, happen to handled other things. 反正没法参加了,难得清净下来,正好做一些其他的事情。 First Kitahara Kaede made a dinner to oneself. 首先北原枫给自己做了一顿晚饭。 Because only then oneself, the one dish and one soup eat meal in addition, more than 40 minutes were solved. 由于只有自己一个人,一菜一汤加上吃饭,前后四十多分钟就解决了。 Turns into a person suddenly, is a little slightly lonely. 就是忽然变成一个人,稍微有点寂寞。 Finished eating the dinner. 吃完晚饭。 Kitahara Kaede went to the building directly, starts to write the recent work. 北原枫直接去了楼上,开始写新作。 This recent work to not participate to push the association to enjoy the preparation, but pure to encircle money written the work. 这部新作并非是为了参加推协赏准备的,只是单纯为了圈钱写的作品。 The payment for published piece of previous novel. 上次小说的稿酬。 Tomorrow buys a house, almost did not have. 明天买套房子,差不多就没了。 Does not find the way to highlight money, later the child was born, powdered milk money was insufficient. 再不想办法圈点钱,之后孩子出生,奶粉钱都不够了。 The love needs the bread. 爱情需要面包。 The harem needs the treasury. 后宫就需要金库。 Therefore Kitahara Kaede decided that before pushing to cooperate the prize, comp book circle money recent work, speed of light on the shelf sale. 所以北原枫决定,在推协奖之前,写本圈钱新作,光速上架销售。 Well what then writes? 那么写什么好呢? First the light novel definitely did not consider. 首先轻小说肯定不考虑。 After all is divided into the proportion is too low, novel 10% royalty, but must put out 1%-3% apportioning illustration masters, stands looks in the angle of author, such several pictures, must collect his so much money obviously unexpectedly! Cannot endure simply! 毕竟分成比例太低,一本小说10%的版税,还要拿出1%-3%的分给插画师,站在作者的角度看,明明就那么几张画,居然要收他这么多钱!简直不能忍! Naturally. 当然。 If stands in the angle of illustration looks. 要是站在插画师的角度看嘛。 The light novel sells does not go out all because of the illustration, content what attaches the complimentary gift, is the royalty that the trivial light writer of fiction takes unexpectedly higher than me? May endure what else cannot be tolerated! 轻小说卖的出去不全是因为插画嘛,内容什么的都是附赠品,区区轻小说家拿的版税居然比我还高?是可忍孰不可忍! In brief in the share proportion of royalty. both sides look at one another two to become fed up. 总之在版税的分成比例上。双方相看两生厌。 Kitahara Kaede felt, only if Eriri helps him draw the illustration, otherwise he is not glad to write the light novel. 北原枫觉得除非英梨梨帮他画插画,否则他才不乐意写轻小说。 Relatively speaking. 相对而言。 Writes the deductive, because is the famous expert, his present share proportion reaches as high as 14%, has not needed to apportion the illustration master, therefore the royalty income is two times of ordinary light writer of fiction. 写推理小说,由于已经是名家,他现在的分成比例高达14%,还不需要分给插画师,所以版税收入是普通轻小说家的两倍。 In addition the traditional novel pricing was also much more expensive than the light novel. 加上传统小说定价又比轻小说贵了不少。 Sells an income of novel on average. 平均卖出一本小说的收入。 Is sells a light novel 2.5 to 3 times. 是卖出一本轻小说的2.5到三倍。 Halo in addition of traditional writer holds, it can be said that achieves both fame and fortune completely. 还有传统作家的光环加持,完全可以说是名利双收。 Can write traditional novel, who will write the light novel? 能写的了传统小说,谁会去写轻小说呢? Then continues to write the deductive? 那么就继续写推理小说? Kitahara Kaede somewhat hesitates, because deductive, although also makes money, but cannot achieve the sudden wealth by far the degree. 北原枫有些犹豫,因为推理小说虽然也赚钱,但远远达不到暴富的程度。 On this novel supports to sell to 1 million sales volumes. 上本小说撑死卖到百万销量。 This is because of this world market quite big reason. 这还是因为这个世界市场比较大的原因。 Places the previous generation the words, in a short time wants to sell to 1 million is impossible. 放在前世的话,短期内想要卖到百万根本不可能。 Like this...... 这样的话…… Might as well write a best-selling half suspense? 不如写一本畅销的半悬疑? Kitahara Kaede first remembered Keigo Higashino «Dispels melancholy Grocery store» this book. 北原枫第一时间想起了东野圭吾的《解忧杂货店》这本书。 In the deductive amateur of previous generation, Keigo Higashino's work has been in despises the bottom of chain, is considered as infers the writer of fiction average level, inferred the amateurs almost quickly Keigo Higashino dismissal inference. 在前世的推理小说爱好者之中,东野圭吾的作品一直处于鄙视链的底端,被认为是水平一般的推理小说家,推理爱好者们差点都快把东野圭吾开除‘推理籍’了。 What relations however has? 但是有什么关系? Others make money! 人家赚钱啊! Also is not general money-making. 还不是一般的赚钱。 Sole this dispels melancholy the grocery store, for several years continues the sales list front row, explodes sells more than ten million volume. 单一本解忧杂货店,数年蝉联销售榜前列,爆卖上千万册。 1 million volume are the big shot in big shot. 百万册已经是大佬中的大佬。 But what did the author of best-selling ten million book call? Generally calls it in the monster the monster. 而畅销千万册的作者叫什么?一般都称之为怪物中怪物。 Regarding being short of money Kitahara Kaede. 对于缺钱的北原枫来说。 Now needs some like this best-selling novels, enabling him to be able the opening harem of no extra worries. 现在就需要些一本这样的畅销小说,让他可以毫无后顾之忧的开后宫。 Naturally. 理所当然。 Writes this type of best-selling novel, means that except for the award items of some side doors, basically cannot win such as the goalpost prize, to push to cooperate the prize these most well-known award item, will also be inferred the writer circle to think him to exhaust one's creative vein, could not have written the inference work of beforehand that rank, can only the sword walk the slant, depends upon this winning favor by ostentation way to highlight money. 写这种畅销的小说,也就意味着除了一些偏门的奖项,基本拿不到诸如直木奖、推协奖这些最知名的奖项,甚至还会被推理作家圈认为他江郎才尽,已经写不出来之前那种级别的推理作品,只能剑走偏锋,依靠这种哗众取宠的方式圈点钱。 Compared with money. 但跟钱比起来。 Kitahara Kaede thought that these are not the matters! 北原枫觉得这些都不是事! Who lets «Dispel melancholy Grocery store» sells were too many...... 谁让《解忧杂货店》卖的实在太多了…… Decided the circle money. 决定了圈钱。 Kitahara Kaede then started to write the novel directly. 北原枫直接便开始写起了小说。 Although he «Will dispel melancholy Grocery store» that has no way a character not to forget copies down, but dispels melancholy several roles of grocery store to be very bright . Moreover the design of compared with «Astrology Murder Magic» simple several times, duplicate/restores carves simply should not be too easy. 虽然他没法一字不忘的将《解忧杂货店》抄下来,但解忧杂货店的几个角色十分鲜明,而且其中的设计比《占星术杀人魔法》简单数倍,复刻简直不要太容易。 Hardly with forming in one's mind how long. 几乎不用构思多长时间。 Kitahara Kaede with own style, plagiarism previous generation «Dispels melancholy the General store» design, started the code to have the character. 北原枫就用自己的风格,抄袭前世《解忧杂货铺》的设计,开始码起了字。 Because designs is not complex. 由于设计并不复杂。 It dispels melancholy the general store also on 218000 characters, in situation how does not need to form in one's mind, a day writes more than 10,000 characters very with ease, about half a month can finish probably. 本身解忧杂货铺也就218000字,不需要怎么构思的情况下,一天写一万多字十分的轻松,大概半个月左右就能完工。 In comparison. 与之相比。 Applauds the deductive that does not attract a large audience more complex, plagiarizes beyond the clever trick, but must form in one's mind the plot structure, often few month of bases cannot be completed, participate push the recent work that the association enjoys he is not completed to the present at the end of the year. 叫好不叫座的推理小说就复杂多了,抄袭诡计之外,还要构思剧情结构,往往没有几个月根本完不成,参加年末推协赏的新作到现在他都没完成。 Puts out of one's mind the train of thought temporarily. 将思绪暂时放在脑后。 Kitahara Kaede typed on the keyboard with single-hearted devotion, the keyboard knocking reverberated in the room. 北原枫专心敲起了键盘,噼里啪啦的键盘敲击声在房间里回荡。 This sound has continued for two hours. 这声音一直持续了两个多小时。 In around 8 : 00 pm, the dings resounds probably. 大概在晚上 8 点多的时候,门铃声响起。 Was the evening banquet ended. 难道是晚宴结束。 Iino Miko did they come back? 伊井野弥子她们回来了? However around 8 : 00, should so not be quick. 不过才八点多,应该也没这么快吧。 ...... …… Before one hour . 一个小时前。 The Shinomiya Family evening banquet formally started. 四宫家的晚宴正式开始了。 Said is the evening banquet, actually in the Shinomiya Family 200 even restaurants, has a dinner simply. 说是晚宴,其实只是在四宫家两百多平的餐厅里,简单吃上一顿晚餐而已。 The center of restaurant, by a long table of rectangle, sits Katō Megumi and Kasumigaoka Utaha and Iino Miko Their group, Kaguya Shinomiya sits in the seat of honor, Ai Hayasaka and other deacons and maid stand in one side serve momentarily. 餐厅的中心,一张长方形的长桌两边,坐着加藤惠霞之丘诗羽伊井野弥子她们一行人,其中四宫辉夜坐在主位,早坂爱和其它执事、女仆侍立在一旁随时伺候。 Kaguya Shinomiya held up the stem glass. 四宫辉夜举起了高脚杯。 Naturally what inside is putting is the fruit juice: Thanks everyone to attend today's evening banquet very much, I announced that the evening banquet formally starts.” 当然里面放着的是果汁:“很感谢大家来参加今天的晚宴,我宣布晚宴正式开始。” The people also hold up the stem glass. 众人同样举起高脚杯。 Then starts to enjoy the tonight's sumptuous dinner. 然后便开始享用起今晚丰盛的晚餐。 Especially Iino Miko this glutton, the knife and fork cannot stop, it is estimated that after even Kitahara Kaede gave to throw into the brain . 尤其是伊井野弥子这个吃货,刀叉根本停不下来,估计连北原枫都给抛到了脑后。 His her person restrains some relatively. 其她人相对克制一些。 But just like also Kaguya Shinomiya said that the tonight's chef level can indeed call it the Grandmaster. 但也正如四宫辉夜说的,今晚的厨师水平的确可以称之为大师。 Attended to flavor. 料理的味道。 Compared with initially Katou is also better on a little. 比当初加藤的还要好上那么一点。 Also at this time. 也在这个时候。 Katō Megumi opens the mouth to say suddenly: „Does the Shinomiya mulberry, might as well make Hayasaka also sit to enjoy the dinner together? Although she is the Shinomiya Family maid right, but she similarly is also Culinary Research Society one.” 加藤惠突然开口道:“四宫桑,不如让早坂桑也坐下来一起享用晚餐吧?虽然她是四宫家的女仆没错,但她同样也是料理研究会的一员。” Association president, I also thought that should make Hayasaka dine together.” “会长,我也觉得该让早坂桑一起用餐。” Yukino Yukinoshita echoed what others say. 雪之下雪乃随声附和。 Has lead of Katō Megumi, his her person suggested. 有着加藤惠的带头,其她人纷纷这么建议。 Facing these suggestions. 面对这些建议。 As Kaguya Shinomiya of master, is not actually good to reject. 作为主人的四宫辉夜,其实是不好拒绝的。 But if not reject. 但要是不拒绝的话。 Later Ai Hayasaka wants to slide secretly, could not achieve with Kitahara Kaede affectionately. 待会早坂爱想要偷溜回去,跟北原枫卿卿我我就做不到了。 This also means. 这也就意味着。 She and Ai Hayasaka plan will go bankrupt. 她和早坂爱的计划将破产。 This does not permit absolutely. 这是绝对不允许的。 Ai Hayasaka also knows fierce relations. 早坂爱也知道其中的厉害关系。 She first Kaguya Shinomiya one step said: Thanks everyone's good intention, but does not use, compared with the Culinary Research Society member status, my principal work is the Shinomiya Family maid, so long as in the Shinomiya Family range, I will complete own work faithfully.” 她先四宫辉夜一步说道:“谢谢大家的好意,但不用了,比起料理研究会的成员身份,我的主业是四宫家的女仆,只要在四宫家的范围内,我会忠实完成自己的工作。” After saying . 说完之后。 She also looked at Katō Megumi with the friendly vision. 她还用友好的目光看了一眼加藤惠 Although Katō Megumi a few words, indeed almost spoiled her plan. 虽然加藤惠的一句话,的确差点破坏了她的计划。 Coming out that however can look, Katō Megumi indeed from the heart cares about her. 但是能看的出来,加藤惠的的确确是发自内心的关心她。 Otherwise stands in the angle of love rival. 否则站在情敌的角度。 Looking forward makes her be the maid to serve, is good to puncture her arrogance, how possibly to help her speak, making her take a seat. That side does not have the least bit to express that Kasumigaoka Utaha with Eriri, is the best example. 巴不得让她当女仆伺候着,好打击打击她的气焰,怎么可能帮她说话,让她落座。那边没有半点表示霞之丘诗羽英梨梨,就是最好的例子。 Therefore Katō Megumi this simple. 因此加藤惠这简简单单。 It seems like that very ordinary a few words, in fact the least bit is not simple. 看似十分普通的一句话,实际上却半点不简单。 These words. 这一句话。 Obtained the Ai Hayasaka favorable impression directly. 直接获得了早坂爱的好感。 Katou this fellow, is a little accidentally good.” “加藤这个家伙,意外有点不错呢。” In the Ai Hayasaka heart muttered, looked at Katō Megumi again. 早坂爱心中喃喃自语,再次看了一眼加藤惠 Also as a result of the rejection of Ai Hayasaka . 也由于早坂爱的拒绝。 This topic has not continued, but has uncovered. 这个话题并没有继续下去,而是就此揭过。 Naturally also no one suspected, reason that Ai Hayasaka does not take a seat, but the convenience escapes, after all Ai Hayasaka is the Shinomiya Family maid, she is loyal to the duty, the rejection dines together is very fair. 当然也没有人怀疑,早坂爱之所以不落座的原因,只是方便逃跑,毕竟早坂爱四宫家的女仆,她忠于职守,拒绝一起用餐十分合情合理。 The second topic was brought up by Yukino Yukinoshita. 第二个话题是由雪之下雪乃提起的。 She after chatting to finish looks that opposite Eriri said: „The Sawamura mulberry, happen to currently has the time, everyone also, might as well continue a next beforehand topic...... the Sawamura mulberry, in your belly really had the Akira-kun child?” 她在闲聊结束之后看着对面的英梨梨说道:“泽村桑,正好现在有时间,大家也都在,不如继续一下之前的话题……泽村桑,你肚子里真的有了枫君的孩子?” Originally is ordinary words. 本是一句普通的话。 Continually those who said Yukino Yukinoshita of these words not to think, Eriri had not responded, has sat on the seat of honor, has a Kaguya Shinomiya suddenly attitude big change of smile. 连说出这句话的雪之下雪乃都没有想到的是,英梨梨尚未有所反应,一直坐在主位上,带着一丝笑容的四宫辉夜忽然态度大变。 Sawamura mulberry, child, what's the matter?” 泽村桑,孩子,是怎么回事?” The Kaguya Shinomiya sound is cold, coldly could not help hit to tremble to the people and surrounding servant present. 四宫辉夜的声音非常冷,冷到在座的众人和周围的佣人情不自禁打了个寒颤。 This is also natural. 这也是理所当然的。 This time Kaguya Shinomiya, was not former pure Miss Shinomiya, but after does not know many round of rights competed for Shinomiya always led, in her hand has stained does not know that the blood of many people, dare break off existence of wrist/skill with Fukuda and splendor. 此时的四宫辉夜,可不是从前单纯的四宫大小姐,而是经过不知道多少轮权利争夺后的四宫总帅,她手上已经沾满了不知道多少人的鲜血,是敢与福田和辉掰手腕的存在。 Usually Kitahara Kaede in words. 平时北原枫在的话。 Kaguya Shinomiya has been controlling own mood diligently, shown just like the family/home cat to be clever. 四宫辉夜一直都努力控制着自己的情绪,展现的犹如家猫般乖巧。 However today Kitahara Kaede not. 但是今天北原枫并不在。 Her family/home cat, removed the camouflage, revealed the fang of fierce tiger truly. 她这只家猫,褪去了伪装,真正露出了猛虎的獠牙。 After all child's matter is her reverse scale to be, before Yukino Yukinoshita said that has the child, Hayasaka explained promptly was false, she has almost not controlled herself, shows in the Kitahara Kaede front like present darkest side. 毕竟孩子的事情是她的逆鳞所在,之前雪之下雪乃说有孩子,要不是早坂及时说明是假的,她就差点没控制住自己,在北原枫的面前展现如现在般最阴暗的一面。 Eriri that therefore bears the brunt. 因此首当其冲的英梨梨 The knife and fork that Kaguya Shinomiya frightened falls directly on the ground, the complexion brushes to be white. 直接被四宫辉夜吓的把刀叉掉在地上,脸色刷一下就白了。 Before she never believes that similarly is the person, some where people can the simple look and a few words, give half dead that frightened others. However today she believes that she realized finally anything is called high-rank the imposing manner. 以前她从来不相信同样是人,哪有人能简单一个眼神和一句话,就把别人给吓的半死。但是今天她信了,她总算体会到了什么叫做上位者的气势。 Kaguya Shinomiya frightened her. 四宫辉夜把她吓到了。 Moreover frightens her unusual is miserable. 而且把她吓的非常惨。 She never imagined, to explain hastily: 44 four Shinomiya mulberries, I am not! I do not have! Is Yukinoshita talks nonsense!” 她连想都没想,连忙解释:“四四四四宫桑,我不是!我没有!都是雪之下桑瞎说!” Hears the instance of answering. 听到回话的瞬间。 The Kaguya Shinomiya imposing manner removes like surging tides, showed the smile: Allah, I said that how the Sawamura mulberry possibly has the Akira-kun child, Yukinoshita Vice-President is really, why can say such lie?” 四宫辉夜的气势如潮水般褪去,重新露出了微笑:“阿拉,我就说嘛,泽村桑怎么可能有枫君的孩子,雪之下副会长真是的,为什么要说这样的谎言呢?” ...... …… The talk is still continuing. 谈话还在继续。 Nearby Ai Hayasaka saw with own eyes that the young lady unexpectedly is direct the shock and awe residence to have the person, attracted the complete attention, her realizes the opportunity of immediately leaving came, therefore drew back quietly, in this period no one discovered. 一旁的早坂爱眼见小姐居然直接震慑住所有人,吸引了全部的注意力,她第立刻意识到离开的机会来了,于是悄悄退了下去,期间没人发现。
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