"The name's Wu, but everyone calls me Xiao Wu."

I've witnessed mechanical battle armors beyond human imagination in the depths of the earth, and I've seen warriors shatter stars with a single punch in the asteroid belt. Listen up, brother, here are some of my fighting tips:

When fighting dragon-kind, "don't listen to anything they say - just keep fighting till the end."

For dealing with faeries, it's trickier - "best they never see you coming. Take the shot from the shadows."

Handling beastfolk? "One word: rear naked choke!"

"If a demon comes looking for trouble, grab those horns and twist with everything you've got - they'll submit for sure."

"Right, I'm off to throw down at the bar. I'll write more of this intro when I get back."