A youth descends the mountain and takes up his final mercenary job, one that can set him up for life. But what he gets is bodyguard detail to a pretty little miss. His simple job turns less than simple when he meets gangs, rich families, arrogant young masters, backstabbing corporate businesses, and ancient sects.

With a cheat talisman and a set of ancient cheat cultivation methods, can the unlucky Lin Yi survive guns, fists, car races, and devastating beauties?

A Little Fatty who was constantly bullied in his sect, by relying on the Magical Artifact his parents left behind, cultivated the peerless, primarily chaotic Five Elements Lightning technique. Using this, he slowly rose and dominated the continents. 10th Step Water Divine Lighting, 3rd Step Fire Divine Lightning, 5th Step Earth Divine Lighting, 7th Step Metal Divine Lighting, Lesser 5 Element Soul Divine Lighting, Greater 5 Element Destruction Divine Lighting, Dark Purple Divine Lighting, Pure Divine Lighting, Clear Sky Divine Lighting, Righteous Taichi Divine Lightning.

~A monk once said, “One who has dissatisfaction should get struck by all 5 bolts of lightning”~