The group friend only used a few words to attack and sink Chu Ge: „Well? Big Chu, how you know that what movie Sect Leader Qiu did look at?” 群友只用了一句话就击沉了楚戈:“咦？楚大,你怎么知道秋宗主看了什么片子？” Chu Ge: „...... Can't I private chat with her?” 楚戈:“……我不能和她私聊吗？” The agitated imposing manner of looking for a job weak hundred times. 来找事的汹汹气势已经弱了百倍。 „, Big Chu you harbor evil intentions, private chatted what piece that watched with the female management, this was the harassment......” “啧,楚大你居心不良啊,和女管理私聊看的什么片,这是骚扰吧……” Chu Ge gas channel/angrily said: „Your damn starts out to her does not call the harassment, my tenth harassment?” 楚戈气道:“你们TM给她发车不叫骚扰,我这成骚扰了？” „Big Chu on the side of you, Qiuqiu is my.” “楚大你一边去,秋秋是我的。” „Go away, is my.” “滚,是我的。” „Qiuqiu ~ my Qiuqiu ~” “秋秋~我的秋秋~” Chu Ge: „......” 楚戈:“……” The building direct did not have crookedly, anything that before Chu Ge asked no one cared. 楼直接歪没了,之前楚戈问的什么都没人在意了。 Chu Ge looked at the period of time, the look also becomes a little strange —— everyone chats with now daily the expression package very unified, is the Qiu Wuji usual chat screenshot. 楚戈看了一阵子,神色也变得有点古怪——现在大家日常聊天用的表情包十分统一,全是秋无际平时的聊天截图。 Qiu Wuji: „Why some people are also asking speech ban, feared that I cannot see also specially me.” 秋无际:“为什么还有人求着禁言,怕我看不到还特意我。” Qiu Wuji: „You are really strange.” 秋无际:“你们真奇怪。” Qiu Wuji: „I because frequently insufficiently felt incompatible jpg abnormally with you” 秋无际:“我常常因为自己不够变态而感到和你们格格不入jpg” And can be used to reply Chu Ge: 其中有一个可以用来回复楚戈: Qiu Wuji: „Are you M?” 秋无际:“你们都是M吗？” The Chu Ge thoughts did not have by these chat screenshot expression hold/container to rush, looks in the group one after another Qiu Wuji screenshot, unknowingly revealed smile of an auntie. 楚戈心思都被这些聊天截图表情包冲没了,看着群里一张一张秋无际截图,不知不觉就露出了姨母笑。 Even you, everywhere were not you, my life was really invaded may by you be thorough. 连你不在了,都到处是你,我的生活被你入侵得可真彻底。 Ok, having anything is good to look for trouble, in the future she naturally knows Father God strong and firm! Snort. 算了,有什么好找麻烦的,日后她自然知道父神的的坚挺和阳刚了！哼。 „Brothers moe, finding an old song was very fun.” “兄弟萌,找到一首老歌挺好玩的。” „What song?” “啥歌？” „«My *** Year».” “《我的***岁了》。” „Was your sending broken?” “你的寄吧碎了？” „......” The Qiu Wuji time ended, turned into the sand sculpture time. “……”秋无际时间结束,变成了沙雕时间。 Chu Ge closed/pass the group to chat , to continue to look at her search record, did not play with the sand sculpture together, will go bad. 楚戈关了群聊,继续去看她的搜索记录,不跟沙雕一起玩,会变坏的。 The search record early is „WeChat account transfer can not keep the clue”, this unexpectedly is first! 搜索记录早期是“微信转账能不留线索吗”,这居然是第一条！ Then is „what do I do when the female lead escaped the book?” 然后是“女主从书里跑出来了怎么办？” Arrived the later searching for recipes, searched for the video, searches for various small general knowledge,...... 到了之后的搜食谱,搜视频,搜各种小常识,还有…… „Men and women stay together what is relates?” “男女住在一起算什么关系？” The Chu Ge corners of the mouth show the happy expression again. 楚戈嘴角再度露出笑意。 „Is watching porn a lecher?” Searches for again, „is watching porn a sexual harasser?” “看簧片是不是登徒子？”重搜,“看簧片是不是色狼？” Chu Ge smiles to make noise. 楚戈笑出声。 „What concept does he want to let more than 1000 person fuck he is?” “他想让一千多人艹他是什么概念？” The Chu Ge happy expression did not have: „Fuck!” 楚戈的笑意没了:“草！” „If helps him work, washes clothes to prepare food, is independent?” “如果帮他工作,洗衣做饭,算不算独立？” ...... …… „Where leads the girl to play?” “带女孩子去哪里玩？” „What does man want to lead you to go out to play to mean?” “男人想带你出去玩意味着什么？” ...... …… „Doesn't have menstruation to be normal?” “没有例假正常吗？” „Well?” Chu Ge sat straight the body, carefully looked at this search. “咦？”楚戈坐直了身躯,仔细看了看这条搜索。 This is the serious academic issue! 这可是严肃的学术问题！ Qiu Wuji came this two months, she has not truly come the oversized maternal aunt...... en, that big maternal aunt of having a fit of temper not to calculate. 秋无际来此两个月了,她确实没来过大姨妈……嗯,发脾气的那种大姨妈不算。 This body is unusual, is body that she concentrates, theoretically does not even calculate that the real mortal body, because of her cultivation, separated soul, does not have this to create the mortal body particularly baseless the level. Therefore in some sense, calculates a transforming body passable...... 此躯不同寻常,是她凝成的身躯,理论上甚至不算真实的肉身,因为她的修行、尤其是分魂,并没有这个凭空创造肉身的水准。所以某种意义上,算个幻化之躯都说得过去…… But she will also be hungry, having the secretion needs to wash the face to clean the teeth wait/etc, all like the ordinary body, this are Chu Ge too did not understand that defers to own setting not such matter. 但她又会饿,有分泌物需要洗脸刷牙等等,一切就像个普通身躯,这点是楚戈一直不太理解的,按照自己的设定没这么回事。 Only can sum up in Chuan to the particularity of this world? 只能归结于穿到这个世界的特殊性？ Usually has not thought actually, but such a looks now, since she will be hungry and have the secretion, that should have the thing that all mortal bodies should have, for example menstruation. 平时倒是没多想,但如今这么一看,她既然会饿、有分泌物,那理应具备一切肉身应该具备的东西,比如例假。 Does not have menstruation is not the minor matter! Does this mean whether or not can give birth? 没例假可不是小事！这意味着能不能生育吧？ Chu Ge glances over the answer very much seriously. 楚戈很严肃地浏览答案。 „Hello, the menopause age does not have the menstruation to belong normally.” “你好,绝经年龄没有月经属于正常的。” „Pū!” Chu Ge has almost not spurted. “噗！”楚戈差点没喷出来。 Almost can want to see initially Qiu Wuji when searching this air/Qi and anxious expression, that small cheek rises red wants to be away from internet line to pat the small appearance of person. 几乎可以想见当初秋无际在搜索这条时又气又急的表情,那小脸蛋涨得通红想要隔着网线拍人的小模样。 After smiling, is one is lost in thought. 笑过之后又是一阵出神。 If really presses this setting, possibly has no way to have the child with her? 如果真按这个设定,可能跟她没法有孩子？ Chu Muqiu and is the school district room only the happy fantasy? 楚慕秋和学区房只是美好的幻想？ Ok, is unimportant. Has not had. 算了,不重要。没有就没有。 Even if wants certainly to have, when the time comes met with her true body studies again, separated soul cannot do. 就算一定想有,到时候和她真身相见再研究,一介分魂做不得准。 Continues to look at other searches: 继续看其他搜索: „He writes a book the time to be long, spoke not many with me, I thought that this condition was very good to be very peaceful, a little small vitality/angry, how was this?” “他写书时间非常长,和我说话不多,我又觉得这状态很好很安宁,又有点小生气,这是怎么了？” Obviously, this asked that Baidu will not have the answer, only if goes to the forum to post the post to ask. 很显然,这问度娘是不会有答案的,除非去论坛发帖子问。 Qiu Wuji searches obviously fruitless. 秋无际显然搜索无果。 But Chu Ge looks to start to be lost in thought again. 但楚戈再度看着开始出神。 Originally...... this was you said real reason that suddenly wants to write? 原来……这才是你忽然说想写书的真实原因吗？ How many not only can make me say, and can attempt to experience my professional situation? 既能让我多说几句,又能尝试体验我的职业处境？ I did not speak with her, her a little small vitality/angry? 我不和她说话,她会有点小生气吗？ Chu Ge looks, the corners of the mouth brought back the happy expression unknowingly again. 楚戈怔怔地看着,嘴角不知不觉再度勾起了笑意。 ............ ………… world in the book. 书中世界。 Qiu Wuji has forgotten itself to search for this, earliest wants to write a book is because anything is unimportant, present Sect Leader Qiu does not have the face very much! Does not have the face very much! 秋无际早就忘了自己搜过这个了,最早想写书到底是因为什么已经不重要了,现在的秋宗主很没面子！很没面子！ She wrote 10,000 characters laboriously, unexpectedly the work enter the library link has not even passed! Does not attain a designated standard, makes persistent efforts! 她辛辛苦苦写了一万字,居然连作品入库环节都没通过！不达标,再接再厉！ The great shame simply is, Sect Leader Qiu is angry very much! 奇耻大辱啊简直是,秋宗主很生气！ Your webnovel is great, the novel the ancient people hand down has not come from storytelling historical novel that wait/etc development, I am your ancestors in this! 你们网文了不起啊,小说还不是源自故老相传的评书演义等等发展而来,我在这做你们祖宗！ The true body is holding the small meeting with oneself sect high level, separated soul returns from outside angrily, gathered the body with the true body speedily. 真身正在和自家宗门高层开小会,分魂气鼓鼓地从外面回归,一溜烟和真身合了体。 Is enforcing to arrange the work sect leader suddenly to have expression angrily, the full elders look at this change helplessly, is in consternation speechless. 正在严肃安排工作的宗主忽然有了气鼓鼓的表情,满座长老们眼睁睁看着这副变化,愕然无语。 Where your does separated soul roam through suffers a loss? 您分魂遨游哪里吃了亏吗？ Then some people said with deep veneration: „Does sect leader need everyone to look for the gathering place?” 便有人肃然道:“宗主需要大伙找场子么？” „Ah?” Qiu Wuji responded, what gathering place looked , did you select a mother? “啊？”秋无际反应过来,找什么场子,你们去挑了点娘？ She does cough two, completed the serious facial expression rapidly: „Matter that arranged a moment ago, everyone does, this Eminence goes out.” 她干咳两声,迅速做好了严肃的神情:“刚才安排的事情,大家且去做,本座出门一趟。” Some elders urged: „sect leader, the important matter will be many in the near future, needs sect leader to oversee heaven and earth.” 有长老劝道:“宗主,近期大事不少,需要宗主坐镇乾坤。” „I urge to go faster return, the Old Man Wrinkles celestial mountain leaves us is not far.” “我去去就回,枯斋老人的仙山离我们不远。” „, sect leader asks that sour Confucian to do, we and their lineage/vein do not associate with each other.” “呃,宗主找那酸儒干嘛,我们和他们这脉不相往来的。” „my sect mainly publishes books!” “本宗主要出书！” „???” “？？？” towards toured North Sea evening Cangwu, true body Qiu Wuji arrived shortly after away the dry room celestial mountain this thousand li (0.5 km) away. 朝游北海暮苍梧,真身的秋无际没多久就到了距此千里外的枯斋仙山。 She hangs in the upper air looks below Mochi, suddenly is thinking, has not sat bicycle back seat leisure going home to be interesting. 她悬在高空看着下方墨池,忽然在想,还没有坐自行车后座慢悠悠的回家有意思。 Bah, thinks this doing. She deeply inspires: „Old Man Wrinkles where? Cloudridge Sect Qiu Wuji visits the grave!” 呸,想这个干嘛。她深深吸了口气:“枯斋老人何在？云际宗秋无际拜山！” full mountain vibration. 满山震动。 Dao of Books is not prosperous in this world, the upper limit is also low, but Qiu Wuji prestige illustrious crossing tribulations the member, this mother is the big shot who can exterminate an entire family, comes to visit the mountain personally! This was the Lishan millenniums biggest events! 书之道在此世不兴旺,上限也低,秋无际可是声威赫赫的渡劫修士,这尼玛是个能来灭门的大佬,亲自上门拜山！这可是立山千年的最大事件了！ Celestial mountain high and low serious incomparable, at the same time traces mountain-protecting grand array secretly, Old Man Wrinkles braced oneself while a writing brush is welcoming goes out outside: „Sect Leader Qiu your honorable self visit, obsolete good fortune how about it, does not know what useful obsolete place......” 仙山上下郑重无比,一边偷摸摸开了护山大阵,枯斋老人硬着头皮乘着一支毛笔迎出门外:“秋宗主大驾光临,老朽幸何如之,不知有什么用得上老朽的地方……” „I must write a book, I know that you have the disciples and followers walk world, helping me publish books, distributes world various countries!” “我要写书,我知道你多有徒子徒孙行走人间,帮我出书,发行人间诸国！” The old men have not fallen from the pen. 老头子差点没从笔上摔下去。 Do you want to do? 您要干嘛？ You write the thing even, should not be writes personally Immortal Dao to make the edict, circular various does Meng, open the war of demon, the flames of war to/clashes the unrivalled struggle of sky? 您就算写东西,难道不该是手书仙道令谕,通传诸盟,开启正魔之战,战火冲霄汉的旷世之争么？ You told me to write a book, but also release world! 你告诉我写书,还发行人间！ The old person confirmed tremblingly: „Sect Leader Qiu writes...... is the world story story-telling script? Wha, what appearance?” 老人颤巍巍地确认了一遍:“秋宗主写的……是人间故事话本么？什、什么样子的？” „A woman beheading monsters and exterminating demons story, en, male lead supports mutually, is King’s path plot?” Some Qiu Wuji anticipations asked him. “一位女侠斩妖除魔的故事,嗯,还有男主角相互扶持,是不是王道剧情？”秋无际有些期待地问他。 The old person is silent. 老人沉默。 The plot is King’s path plot, the world has many idlers to like looking, the female lead words, perhaps the young ladies look. 剧情是王道剧情,人间有不少闲汉爱看,女主的话,说不定还有小姐们看。 However you are Qiu Wuji. 然而您是秋无际。 The old person always felt that looks like itself to go into the countryside to ask the child to play, wrote one conveniently „before the gate is a duck”, but also asked that they are of pleasant to hear? 老人总感觉就像是自己跑到乡下找小孩子玩,随手写了一首“门前一只鸭”,还问他们好听吗？ This world, the world creating god suddenly brain was how remnant. 这世界怎么了,创世神忽然脑残了吧。