41. was not careful that the hero rescued beautifully 41.不小心英雄救美了 Why does not know, after my rebirth, felt that body exceptionally strong, just started me to think that is I usually the result of attendance and exercise. But afterward, I thought more and more do not suit, before rebirth, I do not have now such good energy. Moreover this feeling comes back after Beijing is getting more and more obvious, felt that in the body always has the exhausted vigor. Another day should ask my Brother Yama (King of Hell) to understand, how my this was. 不知道为什么,我重生之后感觉身体异常的强壮,刚开始我以为是我平时勤与锻炼的结果。可是后来,我越来越觉得不对劲,重生之前我也没有现在这么好的精力啊。而且这种感觉从燕京回来以后越来越明显,感觉身体里总有用不完的劲。改天应该找我的阎王老哥了解一下,我这到底是怎么了。 „Help--” distant place broadcasts the sound that a female prays for rescue, unexpectedly is seemingly of pleasant to hear. I cannot help but stop the footsteps, waits and sees in all directions. “救命啊——”远处传来一个女性求救的声音,貌似竟然好听无比。我不由得停下脚步,四处观望。 „Called What? you to continue to call What? you to shout that some broken throat people will not save you!” A straightforward sound sound. “叫啊？你继续叫啊？你喊破喉咙也不会有人来救你！”一个粗豪的声音响了起来。 Oh, I scolded, this scoundrel anything cultural level, how you did not come to select any new word. 唉,我心里骂道,这歹徒什么文化素质啊,你怎么就不来点什么新鲜的词啊。 Really, that sound did not shout has saved a life, changed into another gingerly voice: „You ~ do you want to do?” 果然,那声音不喊救命了,换成了另一幅战战兢兢的嗓音:“你~你们想干什么？” You? Partner? 你们？还有同伙？ „Does? Little Girl, accompanies Sir I to be cheerful.” At this time has exchanged an effeminate sound. “干什么？小妞,陪大爷我乐呵乐呵。”这时候换上了一个娘娘腔的声音。 Fuck, is this non-specialized? The voice is also coming, when Delinquent? Without the future! 我靠,这也太不专业了吧？就着嗓音还来当流氓？没有前途！ "Ah! You drop quickly! Did not drop I to spell with you! ” The female voice shouts. “啊！你们快放手！再不放手我跟你拼了！”女声喊道。 „Spelled? Good! The grandfather I am waiting!” The straightforward sound called out. “拼了？好啊！爷爷我正等着呢！”粗豪的声音叫道。 Oh ~ my today is happy, comes a hero to rescue...... Wait, am I must have a look beautiful, otherwise saved a tigress to entangle me to permits that be possible again desperately to hold the egg by some chance by the body. 唉~我今天心情还算不错,就来个英雄救……等等,我得看看到底是不是美,不然万一救了个虎妞再死命缠着我要以身相许那可就操蛋了。 I walked following the sound direction quietly, originally is the alley in roadside. 我顺着声音的方向悄然走了过去,原来是路边的一条小巷。 Two stature clearly opposite fat thin Delinquent backs to me. Does this form look familiar? Should not be in Deer and Cauldron fat Thin Monk? I hurry with split vision casting a sidelong glance all around, determined that nobody carries the camera. 两个身材截然相反的一胖一瘦的流氓正背对着我。这身影怎么那么眼熟呢？该不会是鹿鼎记里面的胖瘦头陀吧？我赶忙用余光瞟了一眼四周,确定没有人扛着摄像机。 Under the moonlight, I can see by that young girl who two people kidnap clearly, about shiqiba-year-old age, a cool appearance. However growth very good ~ should say that is surpasses, a pair of big chest drum drum quickly exploded to the brace the coat. His paternal grandmother, I swallowed saliva, this stature midnight also comes out to sway I, if Delinquent my also Rape you. 月光下,我可以清楚地看见被两人劫持的那个少女,大概十七八岁的年纪,一身清凉的打扮。不过发育的非常好~应该说是超好,一对大胸脯鼓鼓的都快把上衣给撑爆了。他奶奶的,我吞了一口口水,这种身材半夜还出来晃荡我要是流氓我也强暴你。 Girl's facial features are beautiful, the oval face, willow Ximei, in the beautiful limpid eye brings some to be flurried and fear obviously, but has a graceful bearing beyond description, making the person heart live to love tenderly. Mother, beautiful woman ~ how this can let these two mendicant budhist monk to the calamity calamity, wants on is also I! 女孩的面容姣好,瓜子脸,柳细眉,明媚清澈的眼中明显带着些慌乱和恐惧,但却有种难以形容的风姿,让人心生怜爱。妈的,美女啊~这怎么能让这两个头陀给祸祸了呢,要上也得是我啊！ How that song sang comes, path see did not put down a roar, when should make a move made a move. I patted that Thin Monk from behind quietly in the past am also effeminate shoulder. 那句歌怎么唱得来的,路见不平一声吼啊,该出手时就出手啊。我从后面悄然过去拍了那个瘦头陀也就是娘娘腔的肩膀一下。 „Mother, have ghost!” Thin Monk is going to the head in the sperm, suddenly behind was given to pat by anything, immediately had a scare. “妈呀,有鬼啊！”瘦头陀正在精虫上脑呢,忽然背后被什么给拍了一下,立刻吓了一跳。 „Shouted your mother!” Fat Monk discontented has turned around, suddenly saw behind me, said with amazement: „You-- who are you?” “喊你妈啊！”胖头陀不满的转过身来,忽然看见了身后的我,惊讶道:“你——你是谁？” „Two big brothers, tonight good interest.” My grinning saying. “两位大哥,今夜好兴致啊。”我笑嘻嘻的说道。 „Mother, scared to death the father! Who are you? This does not have your matter, hurries to roll!” Thin Monk said to me. “妈的,吓死老子了！你是谁？这没你事儿,赶紧滚！”瘦头陀对我说道。 „Help!” The girl saw me to come, was crazy to call. “救命啊！”女孩见我来了,疯狂得叫了起来。 „Do not kick up a racket first!” My discontented looked at girl one eyes. Said to fat Thin Monk: „Can you, when Delinquent What? has your such farmer?” “你先别吵吵！”我不满的看了女孩一眼。对胖瘦头陀说道:“你们会不会当流氓啊？有你们这么农民的吗？” „Yeah? How you know that our two brothers are farmers?” Thin Monk should say. “哎？你咋知道我们哥俩是农民？”瘦头陀应道。 „Shut up, you and he talked nonsense!” Side the mendicant budhist monk has stopped Thin Monk immediately, has turned the head to say to me: „Are both of us the farmer close your bird matter?” “闭嘴,你和他瞎说个屁！”旁头陀立刻制止了瘦头陀,转过头对我说道:“我俩是不是农民关你鸟事？” Yeah! This intelligence quotient, I was speechless! My depressed saying: „Come, making me give you to demonstrate should when how Delinquent!” 哎！这智商,我无话可说了！我郁闷的说道:“来吧,让我给你俩示范一下应该怎么当流氓！” Two people and that beautiful woman all was a moment ago stunned very visits me, girl's facial expression is especially depressed, this thinks that just about to is separated from the fingers/tiger mouth, has not thought and came Delinquent. The girl sighed lightly: It seems like the own pure body must destroy today here. 两人及刚才那位美女全都错愕无比的看着我,女孩的神情尤为沮丧,本以为刚要脱离虎口,没想到又来了个流氓。女孩轻叹道:看来自己的清白身子今天是要毁在这里了。 I have turned around, has fermented half of the day, even associated to the big chest of Ye Xiaoxiao, finally suppressed the whole face smiled obscenely, walked toward the young beautiful woman. 我转过身去,酝酿了半天,甚至联想到了叶潇潇的大胸脯,终于憋出了满脸的淫笑,向小美女走去。 „Prepared?” I remembered sketch «To sell Turning» in suddenly a few words, said freely spoken. “准备好了吗？”我突然想起了小品《卖拐》里的一句话,顺口说了出来。 Thin Monk exclaims: „Mother, the big brother you looks! Then called the level, before Rape, asked that others did prepare?” 瘦头陀惊叹道:“妈的,大哥你看！这才叫有水平,强暴之前还问人家准备好了吗？” Fat Monk also echoes saying: „Right! The city person has the quality, real mother lecture of politeness!” 胖头陀也附和道:“对！还是城里人有素质,真他妈讲礼貌！” „Was good, I must start. You have the right to choose the revolt, however your revolt will only make me more excited!” I reach the chest front of beautiful woman the hand, in flash that must touch immediately, I have taken back the hand. “好了,我要开始了。你有权选择反抗,但是你的反抗只会让我更加兴奋！”我把手伸向美女的胸前,在马上要触摸到的一刹那,我收回了手。 Actually, I do not want to receive, but does not have the means that the role that now I play is a hero, but is not Pervert, must see things in others' shoes. If touched, to be the same with that two fat Thin Monk? Therefore this matter I am undoable. 其实,我真的不想收回去,但是没办法,现在我扮演的角色是英雄,而不是色狼,要换位思考。如果真的摸上去了,岂不是和那两个胖瘦头陀一样了？所以这事儿我还不能做。 „Was good, the demonstration ended.” I said to fat Thin Monk: „You can roll.” “好了,示范结束。”我对胖瘦头陀说道:“你俩可以滚了。” „Eldest child, you are really best quality goods Delinquent! Or you on first? You eat dry/does must keep to brothers thinly!” Thin Monk said. “老大,你真是极品流氓啊！要不你先上？你吃干的总得给兄弟留口稀的啊！”瘦头陀说道。 „Who is the Delinquent What? father is thinks the hero rescues beautiful, looked that you were non-specialized have demonstrated to you on the good intention.” My gas channel/angrily said. Unexpectedly hat spigot my head of Delinquent on. “谁是流氓啊？老子本来是想英雄救美来的,看你俩太不专业了就好心给你俩示范了一下。”我气道。竟然把流氓的帽子口我脑袋上了。 „The second child, this Brat plays us! Flat he!” Was saying on the strategic place coming up niter I. “老二,这小子耍咱俩呢！扁他！”说着就要冲上来硝我。 Yeah! Said how you were fat Thin Monk also really regard fat Thin Monk to cause yourself, this time still shook before me. Father previous life is the Sanda champion, this physical strength was stronger, I really do not want to increase the burden of nurse. 哎！说你是胖瘦头陀还真把自己当成胖瘦头陀使了咋的,就这功夫还在我面前晃悠。老子前世就是散打冠军,这一世体力更强了,我实在不想增加白衣天使的负担了。 „Under!” I was busy at calling out, has given a hand signal of stopping. “等下！”我忙叫道,做了一个叫停的手势。 „What's wrong? Feared? Had feared hurries to roll!” Thin Monk called out. “怎么？怕了？怕了就赶紧滚！”瘦头陀叫道。 „I want to ask that on you belt/bring hasn't had the medical expenses? Other a while I did not give you carefully entire disability, you did not have money to see a doctor again, delay the condition my this to feel sorry at heart!” Saying of my good intention. “我就是想问问你俩身上带没带医药费？别一会儿我不小心给你俩整残疾了,你们再没钱看病,耽误了病情我这心里过意不去啊！”我好心的说道。 „Hahahaha!” Fat Thin Monk two together rampant has laughed. “哈哈哈哈哈哈！”胖瘦头陀两个一起嚣张的大笑了起来。 I was really disinclined again rubbish with them, I who should say also said that this died has not closed my matter. My direct foot gives to kick out Fat Monk, bang pounded on the body of Thin Monk. Only listens to one, it is estimated that some bone of Thin Monk by his big brother breaking by pressing. 我实在懒得再和他们废话了,该说的我也都说了,这回死了也不关我事了。我直接一脚把胖头陀给踢了出去,轰的一声砸在了瘦头陀的身上。只听喀嚓一声,估计瘦头陀的某根骨头被他大哥给压断了。 I probed to breathe in the past, is angry, is two people fainted. The hope that it seems like wakes up once more is uncertain, two brand-new vegetables were born. 我过去试探了一下鼻息,都有气,就是两人都昏了过去。看来再次醒来的希望渺茫啊,两个崭新的植物人诞生了。 „Yeah, was good, I said the young beautiful woman, are you silly station that are do do here? Difficult to be inadequate you to continue to stay the arrival of waiting next group of Delinquent?” I girl said to is gawking silly. “哎,行了,我说小美女,你还傻站在这里那是干啥呢？难不成你想继续呆着等待下一伙流氓的到来？”我对傻愣着的女孩说道。