UE :: Volume #6 宇宙联邦卷

#822: The universe killer changes a bodyguard

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Then, the prince of Ma star draws may Shipa become a Japan comedy person with newly acquired wealth, two holds the post of the instruction by renowned tv Director long Sekawa another gu comedy program, may Shipa be completely the awkward behavior, gave the broad masses to bring the endless happiness. 就这样,贾玛星的王子拉可斯波成为了日国搞笑界的一名新贵,由著名tv导演长濑川二担任指导的另一个整蛊搞笑节目中,拉可斯波可谓是出尽了洋相,同时也给广大的人民群众带来了无尽的欢乐。 Short frog Shipa, this is may Shipa's new stage name, he probably also satisfaction, superficial scenery that but do not look at this fellow, but actually he is only Pet, worked does not give him money not saying that can mix the three meals a day warm and sufficient condition to make him thank heaven and earth. 矮青蛙斯波,这是拉可斯波的新艺名,他本人好像也十分的满意,不过别看这家伙的表面风光,但其实他只是一只宠物罢了,工作不给他钱不说,能混个三餐温饱就已经让他谢天谢地了。 „I said Yalin, isn't he prince of star? You have regarded Pet a prince, can his star give up?” Regarding the arrangement that Li Yalin makes, Riko expresses the very concern. “我说亚林,他不是什么星球的王子么？你将一个王子当成了宠物,那他的星球会不会善罢甘休呢？”对于李亚林做出的这种安排,梨子表示非常的担心。 „Relax Sir Riko, Ma star already thorough has destroyed, although prince, but may Shipa besides the richness, a clansman not have, he wants to get married Sir Lala, it is estimated that is also wants to promote Ma star.” Has not waited for Li Yalin to speak, Lala head Pecquet has given one explanation that makes all people relax. “放心吧梨子大人,贾玛星已经被彻底的摧毁了,虽说是王子,但拉可斯波除了有钱之外,就连一个族人都没有,他想迎娶菈菈大人,估计也是想要振兴贾玛星吧。”没等李亚林说话,菈菈头上的佩凯给出了一个让所有人都松了一口气的解释。 „, Making me come to see, how should I handle you?” Ma astronomy and arithmetic bird! Li Yalin has not paid attention to this star, has the time to consider these, might as well like the present, under sentiment with small dark well contact. “那么,让我来看看,我应该如何处置你呢？”贾玛星算个鸟！李亚林根本就没将这个星球放在眼里,有时间去考虑那些,还不如像现在一样,跟小暗好好联络下感情呢。 „You are very strong, I am not your match, therefore, have please killed me.” The golden shadow eye shuts, as if has prepared waiting for death, clamor? What is this develops the repertoire? bad result? Li Yalin most disliked. “你很强,我不是你的对手,所以,请杀了我吧。”金色暗影眼睛一闭,仿佛已经做好了等死的准备,啊咧咧？这是什么发展套路？bad结局？李亚林最讨厌了。 „I said that small dark, like your this lovable little girl, always kills is not good.” Li Yalin beckoned with the hand with a smile, lovable? Hears this saying on golden shadow face one red, are oneself very lovable? “我说小暗啊,像你这种可爱的小女孩,总是打打杀杀的可不好哦。”李亚林笑着摆了摆手,可爱？听到这话的金色暗影脸上一红,自己很可爱么？ „Elder Brother Yalin......” regarding the present golden shadow, Mikan very much has the favorable impression to her, a face anxious is looking at Li Yalin, actually should what to do? The little dark young lady assassinates the Elder Brother Yalin's killer unexpectedly, although listens to the Elder Brother Yalin's tone, should not massacre the little dark young lady, but just Elder Brother Yalin had said handled these two characters! Actually is the handling method? “亚林哥……”对于眼前的金色暗影,美柑对她可是很有好感,一脸紧张的望着李亚林,究竟该怎么办呢？小暗小姐竟然是刺杀亚林哥的杀手,虽然听亚林哥的语气,应该不会杀掉小暗小姐,但刚刚亚林哥说过处置这两个字了吧！究竟是怎么个处置方法呢？ „Relax Mikan, Yalin definitely has his plan.” Hand gently places on the shoulder of Mikan, Riko is very the trust is looking at Li Yalin, she believes that Li Yalin will not disappoint everybody. “放心吧美柑,亚林肯定有他自己的打算。”将手轻轻的放在美柑的肩膀上,梨子很是信任的望着李亚林,她相信李亚林不会让大家失望的。 „Golden shadow, heard that is very famous universe assassin, but does not know that your this assassin is interested in changing professions, works as a bodyguard? I can the high salary hire.” Stood in the small dark front, Li Yalin had tried to find out after a chin, opened the mouth to say. “金色暗影,听说是很出名的宇宙暗杀者,不过不知道你这个暗杀者有没有兴趣转行一下,当个保镖呢？我会高薪聘用哦。”站在小暗的面前,李亚林摸索了一阵下巴之后才开口说道。 „Bodyguard?” Must say that who the enemy of killer is, then 80% people will say are the bodyguards, small dark similarly isn't exceptional, making oneself work as the bodyguard? Actually is this what meaning? “保镖？”要说杀手的对头是谁,那么80的人都会说是保镖,小暗也同样不例外,让自己当保镖？这究竟是什么意思？ „You also saw, after I become the Lala fiance, is similar this harassment not to break, therefore I want to hire you become our bodyguards, is responsible for helping us cope with the seeking novelty lifeform of these everything in disorder.” Now Li Yalin's side that many helpers, oneself have not protected these many girls does several things at the same time completely weak, in this case, has small dark such Expert , can also lighten Li Yalin's many burdens. “你也看到了,我成为菈菈的未婚夫之后,类似这种骚扰就从来没有断过,所以我想雇佣你成为我们的保镖,负责帮我们对付这些乱七八糟的猎奇生物。”现在李亚林的身边没有那么多帮手,自己一个人保护这么多女孩完全是分身乏术,在这种情况下,有小暗这么个高手在,也能够减轻李亚林的许多负担。 „My price is very expensive.” Has hesitated the moment, small dark has lifted the head finally. “我的价格可是很贵的。”沉吟了片刻,小暗终于抬起了头。 „Relax, how much money I pay, the currency on Earth? If the incorrect words, we can also discuss in addition.” Li Yalin shows a faint smile, knows that small dark definitely will comply. “放心吧,多少钱我都支付的起,地球上的货币可以么？如果不行的话,咱们还可以另商量。”李亚林微微一笑,就知道小暗肯定会答应的。 „The currency on Earth.” Heard a small dark such saying, the Li Yalin's smiling face, words that small dark spoke, that expressed that she started to like Earth, and wanted to live on this star, must otherwise, she want the currency on Earth to do. “地球上的货币就可以。”听到小暗这么一说,李亚林的笑容更甚,小暗这么说的话,那就表示她已经开始喜欢地球了,并且想要居住在这颗星球上,要不然的话,她要地球上的货币干什么。 Then, universe assassin golden color shadow official became Li Yalin one line of bodyguard, said words that this was also the happy result. 就这样,宇宙暗杀者金色暗影正式的成为了李亚林一行人的保镖,说起来的话,这也算是皆大欢喜的结局了。 „I said Yalin, we looked at half-day playing, whether you could tell us, this outcome what's the matter?” The small dark matter was just solved, nearby in gauze also had Weiyang then several steps to arrive in front of Li Yalin's, regarding all these that has at present, they cannot treat as the movie special effect to regard. “我说亚林,我们已经看了半天的戏了,你是不是能告诉我们,这究竟是怎么回事？”小暗的事情刚刚解决,一旁的里纱还有未央就几步走到了李亚林的面前,对于眼前发生的这一切,她们可不能当作电影特效来看待。 „Yes the elder sister, were you a moment ago?” Question that spring the vegetable is filled with similarly, although already knew Lala is existence of Alien, may see that own elder sister can also look like Mage to send out the water current unexpectedly generally, is this own elder sister? “是啊姐姐,你刚才是？”春菜同样满心的疑问,虽说早就知道了菈菈是外星人的存在,可看到自己的姐姐竟然也能像魔法师一般发出水流,这还是自己的姐姐么？ Good, was an explanation started, naturally, these explanations have avoided crew good of quite, really had existence of Alien regarding the side, in the gauze and Weiyang appeared exceptionally excited, thinks the tail of Lala was the ornament, has not thought that unexpectedly real, immediately, two girl practical jokes seized the tail of Lala. 好吧,又是一通解释开始了,当然了,这些解释还是避开剧组人员的比较好,对于身边竟然有外星人的存在,里纱和未央显得异常兴奋,原本还以为菈菈的尾巴是装饰品呢,没想到竟然是真的,顿时,两个女孩恶作剧的捉住了菈菈的尾巴。 „Un does not want” Lala whole face flushed and charming charm in anger lets on the faces of all people are one red, but in this moan has not received in exchange for the sympathy of gauze and Weiyang, was makes two girls excited on the contrary. “嗯不要啊”菈菈满脸红潮和妩媚的娇嗔让所有人的脸上都是一红,但这种呻吟并没有换取里纱和未央的同情,反倒是让两个女孩更加的兴奋了起来。 „I said that you do know when to stop a point to be good?” Such got down to get angry again! Li Yalin went forward to prevent this incomparably stimulated lily one hastily, cracked a joke, must play this also to add on itself, bah, was not right, this that in the brain thought was anything. “我说你们适可而止一点好不好？”再这么下去就出火了！李亚林连忙上前阻止了这让人无比亢奋的百合一幕,开什么玩笑,要玩这个也要加上自己啊,呸呸,不对,脑子里想的这都是什么啊。 In small waterdrop as for Akiie bracelet, spring the vegetable first time knows, is hiding the truth from the matter of small waterdrop to Sister Yu, although spring the vegetable in the heart some are uncomfortable, but has felt finally relaxed, if with the Yalin's secret, perhaps also will be hiding the truth from the elder sister. 至于秋穗手镯中的小水滴,春菜还是第一次知道,对于姐姐瞒着自己小水滴的事情,春菜虽然心中有些不舒服,但最终还是释然了,如果是与亚林的秘密,也许自己也会瞒着姐姐的吧。 Regarding seeing Yukiko and Akiie, has the relative worship of Lala performance in the Weiyang hand can extricate from gauze, not only excited demanded the signature toward two girls, but also shouted and wrangled for fear that others do not know oneself knew that two girls were common, the words said that liked Magic young girl Yukiko, Lala your performance also rather too exaggerates? 对于见到恭子和秋穗,从里纱还有未央手中得以解脱的菈菈表现的相当崇拜,不仅一脸兴奋的朝两个女孩索要签名,还大呼小叫的生怕别人不知道自己认识两个女孩一般,话说就算喜欢魔法少女恭子,菈菈你的表现也未免太夸张了吧？ „Yalin you have a look, this is the script that I revise, just picture I have photographed, the editing from photographs slightly again newly, can treat as a genuine issue of program, this is very big selling point!” When the girls encircle when the same place chirp chat, a long Sekawa two face takes full of enthusiasm to a Li Yalin new script. “亚林你看看,这是我修改的剧本,刚刚的画面我都拍摄了下来,稍加剪辑再从新拍摄一下,就可以当作真正的一期节目了,这又是很大的卖点啊！”就在女孩们围在一起叽叽喳喳的聊天之际,长濑川二正一脸兴致勃勃拿给李亚林一部新的剧本。 „I said that our plot protagonist are Magic young girl Yukiko? Presents Akiie already, my actor's pay that enough exaggerates increases these many again, did the performance that such shows off, somewhat put the cart before the horse?” After reading the script, Li Yalin frowns to say own view. “我说咱们的剧情主角是魔法少女恭子吧？出现秋穗已经够夸张的了,我的戏份再增加这么多,还有这么出风头的演出,是不是有些本末倒置了？”看完剧本之后,李亚林皱着眉头说出了自己的看法。 „Has not related, has not related, perhaps Yalin you have not known that 90% female audiences look at Magic young girl Yukiko to the reputation of your this school leader, even many male audiences take you as an example, if increases your actor's pay, not only this will not form the rebound, will also increase the viewing ratio.” Long Sekawa two expressed self-confidently quite. “没关系,没关系,恐怕亚林你还不知道吧,九成的女性观众都是冲着你这位学长的名头上才看魔法少女恭子的,甚至不少男性观众都以你为榜样喽,如果增加你的戏份,这不仅不会形成反弹,甚至还会增加收视率呢。”长濑川二对此表示相当的自信。 „Really?” Li Yalin some do not believe that oneself this dull eyeglasses school leader, how possibly popular? Regarding this Li Yalin continuously suitable does not do clearly. “真的？”李亚林还是有些不相信,就自己这一副呆呆的眼镜学长,怎么可能就受欢迎呢？对此李亚林一直都相当的搞不明白。 „Naturally, the television station received requested to increase the request of school leader actor's pay, we cannot disregard the opinion of audiences.” Long Sekawa two said with a smile. “当然了,电视台可是收到了很多要求增加学长戏份的请求,我们总不能无视观众们的意见吧。”长濑川二笑着说道。 „Ok, was as you like good, in any case I am only a utility, developed me to be OK.” Li Yalin is very indifferent shrugging arm. “算了,随你好了,反正我只是个小演员而已,演好我自己就可以了。”李亚林很是无所谓的耸了耸肩膀。 „Haha, Yalin you have become the big star, your original cd has recorded to complete, waited to start to sell officially, told you on the quiet, has not sold officially, the cd scheduled number has been over 100,000 people, this was 100,000 people! My heaven, must know that you may be only a new person.” Are 100,000 reservation population many? Li Yalin did not understand very much, but sees the appearances of long Sekawa two that exaggeration, should be many. “哈哈,亚林你可是已经成了大明星,你的原创cd已经录制完成,就等着开始正式发售了,悄悄告诉你,还没正式发售,cd的预定数就超过了100000人哦,这可是100000人！我的老天,要知道你可只是一个新人而已啊。”100000的预订人数很多么？李亚林对此并不是很了解,但看到长濑川二那夸张的模样,应该是不少了吧。 cd sells anything, Li Yalin gave long Sekawa two to operate completely, so long as he were responsible for recording several songs in the recording room has become, in any case this to Li Yalin also was just a side occupation. cd发售什么的,李亚林完全都交给了长濑川二来运作,他只要负责在录音室录好几首歌就成了,反正这对李亚林来说也只不过是个副业罢了。 „Right Yalin, these many pretty girls search the class, you also are really happy, can I invite them to be a guest performer this issue of program? If there are them, believes that definitely will add the color to program to add glory.” Sees the present girls, the long Sekawa two miraculous glows one presently, these many best quality goods girls, did not photograph to waste. “对了亚林,这么多漂亮的女孩们来探班,你还真是幸福呢,我可以邀请她们来客串一下这期的节目么？如果有她们的话,相信肯定会给节目增光添彩的。”看着眼前的女孩们,长濑川二灵光一现,这么多极品女孩,不拍摄下来岂不是浪费了么。 „I ask that they were good.” Shoots the program together? Everybody should be able to comply. “我去问问她们好了。”一起拍摄节目么？大家应该会答应的吧。 Regarding can shoot the television program with Li Yalin, how the girls possibly reject, complied not saying that even also performance very was excited, after when just photographed officially, this laughingstock also was really unceasing. 对于能够和李亚林一起拍摄电视节目,女孩们怎么可能拒绝呢,一个个都答应了不说,甚至还表现的非常兴奋,只不过等到正式拍摄之后,这笑料还真是不断呢。 Others not to mention, said that this Riko was good, faces the lens, Riko expression that is calling a stiffness, walked turned into the Robot appearance, but also really had to suffice the shy small girl, regarding this Director Nagase said the suitable egg hurt, repetitive shaking the head. 别人暂且不说,就说说这梨子好了,面对着镜头,梨子的表情那叫一个僵硬,就连走路都变成了机器人的模样,还真是有够害羞的小丫头啊,对此长濑导演表示相当的蛋疼,一个劲的连连摇头。 However no matter what, with the Li Yalin's help, this phase of program photography was has successfully completed, but Director Nagase not mean-spirited, has sent the reward to each girls, although were not many, but also made the girls enough happy. 不过不管怎么说,在李亚林的帮助下,这一期的节目拍摄算是圆满的完成了,而长濑导演也没有小气,给每个女孩都发了酬劳,虽然不多,但也让女孩们足够高兴了。 After leaving the square, sees the meaning that everybody has not gone home, Li Yalin chooses a hotel surely, after having eaten meal, the group went to KTV to play was very long, until night 11 points many, everybody was the preparation of enjoying oneself to the full says goodbye mutually. 离开片场后,见大家都没有回家的意思,李亚林定选一家饭店,吃过饭后,一行人又去了ktv玩了很久,直到深夜的11点多种,大家才算是尽兴的准备互相告别了。 However the time was really too late, Li Yalin thought is quite good, after all the girl who or delivered everybody to go home took the night road is very dangerous, particularly in Japan. 不过时间实在是太晚了,李亚林觉得还是送大家回家的比较好,毕竟女孩子走夜路是很危险的,尤其是在日国。 „Or this, everybody arrives at us to live on for night.” The time early, again did not go to deliver girl's words one by one, when does that go home to arrive? Regarding this Riko said a proposition hastily, although the person are quite many, but in the family/home should also be able to live below. “要不这样吧,大家都到我们家住上一夜。”时间已经不早了,再去挨个送女孩的话,那回家要到什么时候？对此梨子连忙说出了一个提议,虽然人比较多,但家里应该还能住的下。
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