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#821: Comedy rare and beautiful flowers of show business

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„Does not have! Yalin such has not done! Yalin is one good gently and very kind good person, I most liked Yalin! Everybody also most liked Yalin!” My goodness, does not wait for Li Yalin to explain anything again, nearby Lala erupted suddenly thoroughly, moreover pattern that child has a fit of temper. “才没有！亚林才没有这么做！亚林是一个善良温柔而且十分亲切的好人,我最喜欢亚林了！大家也都最喜欢亚林了！”好家伙,不等李亚林再解释什么,一旁的菈菈突然彻底的爆发了出来,而且还是那种小孩子发脾气的模式。 „Were you confused? Her Majesty the Princess?” Has not thought that golden shadow also very respects to Lala. “你是被迷惑了么？公主殿下？”没想到金色暗影对菈菈还挺尊重的。 „Did little dark young lady you misunderstand? Elder Brother Yalin is a good person.” Asked you Mikan, do not give the round of good person card again, in this flash, Li Yalin received two good person cards. “小暗小姐你是误会了吧？亚林哥可是个好人。”求求你了美柑,不要再给发好人卡了,就在这一瞬间,李亚林就已经接到了两张好人卡。 „Request started, is unable to finish.” Shook the head, both hands changed to a giant sickle, the attack of golden shadow start. “委托已经开始,无法结束。”摇了摇头,双手化作一把巨大的镰刀,金色暗影的攻击又开始了。 „It seems like does not use the strength speech is not good, do not despise me!” Saw the appearance that the opposite party oil salt does not enter, Li Yalin is out of control sighing, strength? Must know oneself most do not lack, that was the strength! “看来不用实力说话是不行了,还有,不要小看我啊！”看到对方油盐不进的模样,李亚林禁不住的叹了口气,实力么？要知道自己最不缺少的,那就是实力了！ What's all this about? The pupil of golden shadow shrinks, in her eyes, erupted the innumerable energy storms from Li Yalin's body unexpectedly, this type of terrifying aura, can destroy the day to extinguish simply general, hell? Only then has experienced the person of hell, can have the feeling that this letting person is afraid. 这是怎么回事？金色暗影的瞳孔一缩,在她的眼里,从李亚林的身上竟然爆发出了无数的能量风暴,这种恐怖的气息,简直能够毁天灭地一般,地狱么？只有经历过地狱的人,才能够拥有这种让人不寒而栗的感觉。 The present man is not simple character! In the golden shadow heart bone-chilling cold, experienced these many battlefields, has faced of innumerable powerful enemy, actually felt that in the front of this man trembling, this trembling bursts out from the innermost feelings , do want to lose to this man? 眼前的男人不是简单人物！金色暗影心中一阵凛冽,经历了这么多的战场,面对了无数强敌的自己,竟然在这个男人的面前感觉到一丝的颤栗,这种颤栗是自内心之中迸发出来的,难道自己就要败给这个男人了么？ „Quite quick!” In the front of golden shadow, Li Yalin instantaneously vanished in same place, waited for the golden shadow to respond the time, Li Yalin appeared in her front. “好快！”就在金色暗影的面前,李亚林瞬间消失在了原地,等金色暗影反应过来的时候,李亚林已经出现在了她的面前。 „Spits a blade!” Faces the golden shadow, Li Yalin has not been using any formidable skill, does not have under the pain the killer, but a hand blade knocked on the head of little loli, making the opposite party feel the pain, has not actually received an injury. “吐槽手刀！”面对着金色暗影,李亚林没有使用任何强大的技能,也没有痛下杀手,只是一记手刀敲在了小萝莉的脑袋上,让对方会感觉到痛,却又没有受到一丝伤害。 „Are you shaming me?” Golden shadow complexion slightly red, hand dual swords, continuously has chopped toward Li Yalin wielding. “你在羞辱我么？”金色暗影的脸色微红,手化双刀,朝着李亚林连续不断的挥砍了过去。 „Small new drill bit that loves!” Good, Li Yalin is some people came the insane omen today absolutely, after moving sideways to evade the attack of golden shadow, presented in the opposite party unexpectedly instantaneously, both hands have withstood the golden shadow small head, at this moment like created a disturbance with the child simply general. “爱的小新钻头！”好吧,李亚林今天绝对是有些人来疯的前兆,闪身躲过了金色暗影的攻击后,竟然瞬间出现在了对方的身后,双手顶住了金色暗影的小脑袋,此刻的这一幕简直就像与小孩子打闹一般。 „Has killed you!” What is this? New shame person way? The golden shadow thinks somewhat regretted, early knows did not come on this star, was played tricks on the shame with it by the opposite party, would rather died was happier. “杀了你！”这算什么？新的羞辱人方式么？金色暗影觉得有些后悔,早知道就不来这个星球上了,与其被对方戏弄羞辱,倒不如死掉来的更加痛快一些。 „Moe the face to rub invincibly!” At this moment Li Yalin was plays to become addicted, actually did not give a thought to everybody surprise the vision, seized the golden shadow small cheek back and forth to rub. “无敌萌脸搓！”这一刻李亚林真的是玩上瘾了,竟然不顾大家诧异的目光,掐住了金色暗影的小脸蛋来回的揉搓了起来。 „Yalin......” looks that Li Yalin so plays tricks on little loli, the girls on the scene are speechless for a while, completely had forgotten the golden shadow skill must assassinate Li Yalin's, only then a Lala person claps the hands and shouts praise in the one side, for her, such interesting game she also very much wants to participate. “亚林……”看着李亚林如此戏弄一个小萝莉,在场的女孩们都一时无语,全然忘记了金色暗影本事要来刺杀李亚林的,只有菈菈一个人在一旁拍手叫好,对她来说,这么有趣的游戏她也很想参加呢。 „Golden shadow! Are you doing? I wanted you to kill Li Yalin, did not want you to play the game of this rubbing face with Li Yalin!” At this time, a sound suddenly passed from the midair, when everybody looks up, stopping that just like the toy common flying saucer such big thorn in airborne, but that sound passes from the flying saucer. “金色暗影！你在干什么？我要你杀了李亚林,不是要你跟李亚林玩这种搓脸的游戏！”就在这时候,一个声音突然从半空之中传了过来,等大家抬头一看,一艘犹如玩具一般的飞碟就这么大刺刺的停在了空中,而那个声音正是从飞碟中传过来的。 „I drew to be possible Sir Shipa to harness!” Along with the golden light beam, on flying saucer lowered a person's shadow together, the words said that this fellow was the comedian to be good, will be definitely successful, saw first of opposite party, in the Li Yalin's heart has flashed through this thought immediately. “我拉可斯波大人驾到了！”随着一道金色的光柱,飞碟上降下了一道人影,话说这家伙去当喜剧演员好了,肯定会大红大紫的,见到对方的第一眼,李亚林的心中顿时闪过了这个念头。 The height less than one meter, seems is the green skin frog that stands, is joined to that blue-green pumpkin hat and red color cloak again, is very good, is very promising, this fellow advanced to the comedy first step, at least in the clothes color is in tune. 身高不足一米,看上去就是一个站立起来的绿皮青蛙,再配上那青绿色的南瓜帽子和大红色的披风,很好,很有前途,这家伙已经迈向了喜剧界的第一步,至少衣服颜色上很搭调。 „Draws Shipa?” Clearly, Lala knew that this short frog, said that the Lala fiances were one flock of wonderful Jean unusual animals, this point Li Yalin had the quite profound understanding. “拉可斯波？”很明显,菈菈认识这个矮青蛙,说起来,菈菈的未婚夫都是一群奇珍异兽,这一点李亚林已经有了相当深刻的认识。 „Lala, I met you, a bit faster married me!” What is called to boast shamelessly? This may Shipa annotate this noun explanation very explicitly, is in front of these many people, this fellow really very self-sensation is good. “菈菈,我来接你了,快点跟我结婚吧！”什么叫做大言不惭？这个拉可斯波十分明确的诠释了这一名词解释,当着这么多人的面,这家伙还真的很自我感觉良好啊。 „Does not want, I with your this disappointing person marriage!” Lala panting in indignation may Shipa make faces toward drawing. “不要,我才不要和你这种差劲的人结婚呢！”菈菈气呼呼的朝着拉可斯波做了个鬼脸。 „Director Nagase, you did not think that this short frog does become the rare and beautiful flowers of show business?” This time Li Yalin, with one type the vision of carefully examining the art looks to draw Shipa, if processes, should be able to sell a good price. “长濑导演,你不觉得这个矮青蛙将会成为演艺界的奇葩么？”此时的李亚林,正在用一种审视艺术的眼光看着拉可斯波,如果处理好的话,应该能卖个好价钱吧。 „How did this words say?” Long Sekawa 21 hears came the interest. “此话怎讲？”长濑川21听就来了兴趣。 „Develops some comedy programs of comedy with this fellow, increases spits the trough also to smile, can train and raise while convenient, treats as the ornamental display is also very good choice.” Li Yalin has not lowered the sound, conversely, he also slightly raised the sound, to let the opposite party hears clearly own words. “用这家伙来演一些搞笑的喜剧节目,增加吐槽还有笑点,顺便还可以调教和饲养,当作观赏性的展出也是很不错的选择。”李亚林根本就没有压低声音,相反的,他还略微的抬高了声音,就是为了让对方听清自己的话语。 „You...... Your this Demon! Does the prince of my solemn Ma star, you dare to make me handle this inferior matter unexpectedly? You did not fear that my Royal Father will wield the army to put down the entire Earth?” Retroceded two steps, although in sound has one to shiver, but may Shipa arouse the courage to threaten to say to Li Yalin. “你……你这个恶魔！我堂堂贾玛星的王子,你竟然敢让我做这种低劣的事情？你就不怕我的父王会挥军扫平整个地球？”后退了两步,虽然声音之中带着一丝颤抖,但拉可斯波还是鼓足了勇气对李亚林威胁道。 „I, most do not fear has threatened, particularly the threat of enemy.” In the Li Yalin's eye has revealed cold light. “我这个人啊,最不怕的就是威胁了,尤其是敌人的威胁。”李亚林的眼中露出了一道寒光。 „Repugnantly, I hear was hair ornament grasshopper these two characters, this will make me think of these repugnant insects, your this fellow! Dares to break my taboo unexpectedly continuously, really very courageous!” Li Yalin has grasped the fist, referred to having sent out an intermittent resounding, gradually, has arrived at Roggah Shipa's front slowly. “还有,我最讨厌听到的就是珈蚂这两个字了,这会让我想到那些讨厌的虫子们,你这家伙！竟然敢连续触犯我的禁忌,真的很有胆量啊！”李亚林握了握拳头,指间发出了一阵阵脆响,一步一步,缓缓的走到了拉卡斯波的面前。 „Golden shadow, I am your employer! You must protect the safety of employer!” Flurried continual retroceded several steps, but is in front of these many people, may Shipa feel very does not have the face, was right, she! At this time may Shipa turn the head hastily, requested reinforcements toward the golden shadow, but that tone, but also really made people feel that was not feeling well. “金色暗影,我是你的雇主！你要保护雇主的安全！”慌乱的连续后退了数步,但当着这么多人的面,拉可斯波感觉非常的没有面子,对了,还有她！这时拉可斯波连忙转过头来,朝着金色暗影求援,不过那语气,还真是让人感觉不爽呢。 „Happen, my also a little matter wants to ask you, the situation and information of goal are serious, although some h, but seems is not the unpardonably wicked unprincipled person! I had said that I need the authentic information.” Golden shadow expression such three do not have, but in the tone had the small change, changes ice-colder. “正好,我也有点事情想要问你,目标的情况与情报严重不符,虽然有些h,但看上去不是十恶不赦的坏人！我曾经说过的吧,我需要真确的情报。”金色暗影的表情还是那么的三无,不过语气之中却是有了一点小小的变化,变的更加冰冷了。 „What do you mean? Ok, I made a move personally! Gives you a lesson!” Good, although the frog evolves the degree that has been able two leg erectness to walk, but similar forever will be intimate with similar, along with drawing may Shipa's issuing an order, a height surpass over four meters giant frog to appear. “你这是什么意思？算了,还是我亲自出手好了！给你们一点教训！”好吧,虽然青蛙进化到了可以两条腿直立行走的程度,但同类永远都会亲近同类,随着拉可斯波的一声令下,一只身高超过四米以上的巨型青蛙出现了。 The Jean beast pornography quack, after seeing this lifeform, Li Yalin can only say that big of every possible strange thing world, without any attack power, the only ability is to melt the clothes, no matter this clothes are any material quality, so long as will meet the pornography quack the mucilage to melt, what is strange, this type of mucilage is actually not able to injure to any other things, even if manufactures the raw material before clothes, will not be melted, is unable to understand this ability. 珍兽色情呱呱,看到这种生物后,李亚林只能说世界之大无奇不有,没有任何的攻击力,唯一的能力就是融化掉衣服,不管这衣服是什么材质,只要遇到色情呱呱的粘液就会融化掉,但奇怪的是,这种粘液却无法伤害到其它任何东西,就算是制作成衣服前的原材料,也不会被融化,真的是无法理解这种能力。 Regarding this ability, serious that Lala multipurpose zone Robot Pecquet fears, this lifeform simply is its natural enemy, was really too terrifying. 对于这种能力,菈菈的万能变装机器人佩凯可是怕的不得了,这种生物简直就是它的天敌啊,实在是太恐怖了。 Un? In started to fight? May Shipa summon the pornography after drawing quack, unexpectedly first attacks the golden shadow to come, although promptness of golden shadow Dodge, but moistened a pornography quack the mucilage, black coat was corroded several circular large cave/hole immediately. 嗯？开始内斗了么？就在拉可斯波召唤出色情呱呱之后,竟然首先攻击起金色暗影来了,虽然金色暗影闪避的及时,但还是沾到了一丝色情呱呱的粘液,身上的黑色外衣顿时被腐蚀出了几个圆形的大洞。 Regarding this pornographic full h attack, the golden shadow has launched a series of Counter-Attack immediately, but this pornography quack seems the physical immunity is ordinary, the blade of golden shadow is unable to cut off its body unexpectedly, even was also sneak attacked by the opposite party, the clothes were perished a bulk immediately. 对于这种色情爆满的h攻击,金色暗影马上展开了一系列的反击,不过这个色情呱呱就仿佛是物理免疫一般,金色暗影的刀竟然无法斩断它的身体,甚至还被对方偷袭到,衣服顿时又被腐蚀掉了一大块。 „Benefits lens, benefits lens!” Long Sekawa two are very satisfied present fighting, so long as continues a while again, this time program must turn into 18 x. “福利镜头,福利镜头！”长濑川二很是满意现在的打斗,只要再继续一会儿的话,这次的节目就要变成18x了。 „Was sorry Director Nagase, this benefits cannot continue.” Possibly how to make girl's tender body expose under others' vision! Li Yalin shows a faint smile, quack a powerful sprays when the pornography, but the golden shadow evades does not have to evade, Li Yalin unexpectedly instantaneously appears in the golden shadow front, the golden light shield appears together, quack mucilage all resisting lived in the pornography. “抱歉了长濑导演,这种福利可不能继续下去了。”怎么可能让女孩的娇躯暴露在别人的目光下！李亚林微微一笑,就在色情呱呱的一记强力喷射,而金色暗影又避无可避之际,李亚林竟然瞬间出现在了金色暗影的面前,一道金色的光盾出现,将色情呱呱的粘液尽数的抵挡住了。 „Is you? Why?” Kept off regarding Li Yalin in own front, the golden shadow expressed very did not understand, oneself must kill his person, why can rescue itself? “是你？为什么？”对于李亚林挡在了自己的面前,金色暗影表示非常的不理解,自己可是要杀他的人啊,为什么要救自己？ „How possibly to make on such lovable girl have this excessive matter, said again from beginning to end, unprincipled person also only then this short frog.” Li Yalin shows a faint smile, physical immunity pornography quack? Not necessarily? Perhaps in the face of the absolute strength, any immunity is the floating clouds. “怎么可能让这么可爱的女孩身上发生这种过分的事情呢,再说从头到尾,坏人也只有这个矮青蛙而已。”李亚林微微一笑,物理免疫的色情呱呱么？不见得吧？恐怕在绝对的力量面前,任何免疫都是浮云。 „Is your this fellow! Attacks him to me!” Also thinks can see golden shadow ** may Shipa at this time appear very angry, is this fellow comes the bad own good deed! “又是你这家伙！给我攻击他！”原本还以为可以看到金色暗影**的拉可斯波此时显得十分的恼怒,又是这家伙来坏自己的好事啊！ „Short frog, you kept on Earth to work as the genuine frog to be good.” Presents in drawing instantaneously may Shipa, a foot kicked above him the ground, as for the pornography of under foot quack, a good test piece, threw into Evolved Space the bunch to the thin bamboo also to have Sophia they to slice actually. “矮青蛙,你就留在地球上当真正的青蛙好了。”瞬间出现在拉可斯波的身后,一脚将他踢飞到了地面之上,至于脚下的这只色情呱呱嘛,倒是个不错的试验品,扔进升级空间之中给筱之之束还有苏菲亚她们切片好了。 „Your this fellow!” The short frog also wants to say anything, but Li Yalin is a foot, kicked to faint directly the opposite party. “你这家伙！”矮青蛙还想说些什么,但李亚林又是一脚,直接踢晕了对方。 „Protest is useless!” “抗议无用！”
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